This video made me realize my high school is vanilla AF.

@IamINERT

4 жыл бұрын

I went to a church high school lmao Vanill asf

@danielzakgaim2764

4 жыл бұрын

@@IamINERT My high school has a reputation for being sort of "ghetto" but the most NSFW thing I've seen was 2 people kissing in the halls. It wasn't even intence or anything, just a quick smooch.

@user-gt6hm7hw4k

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielzakgaim2764 my school was by a hood and the most nfsw thing was people f*cking in the lockers. Lmao.

@yuckcrae

4 жыл бұрын

most are

@steverossen2816

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknown20005 nobody's gonna read that, but thanks for the input

I stumbled across a men’s room that was actually clean this one time

@RETRO-DEV

4 жыл бұрын

Bullshit

@na2awesome2yearsago7

4 жыл бұрын

Impossible

@charteon9092

4 жыл бұрын

God if your going to fake a story at least make it believable.

@gutsFunnyman

4 жыл бұрын

Deadass?

@phazer1013

4 жыл бұрын

Aren't most clean? Is it just me?

Best I got is that my HS swim team convinced their naive Christian coach to make their motto "go in hard, come out wet". It only lasted one season sadly

@phantomaviator1318

3 жыл бұрын

I'd just come up with something better

@kashifshaik857

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Ash-uo8sp

2 жыл бұрын

Best godamn motto I ever read.

@thedestroyasystem

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ash-uo8sp that’s a cool pfp! Is it the trixic flag (ik there are a few variations)?

@Ash-uo8sp

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedestroyasystem Yep

We taped a chicken wing to the ceiling in history and bowed down to it, then left it there during class until it fell in the perfect center of four desks and someone yelled, "ALL HAIL" and we bowed and our teacher was very confused but cool and it is a memory I will always cherish.

@jnati0n_97

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@anira9245

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@s.a.t.a.n6216

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@memelurd7341

Жыл бұрын

Your history teacher should of followed up with a lesson about cults

@Pink_roses2

Жыл бұрын

This is the most beautiful comment I've read all day

This just makes me want to do something crazy and weird because my high school is boring af

@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK

3 жыл бұрын

It only takes one person to make a boring high school interesting with some fuckery

@georgehoyle8797

3 жыл бұрын

Every high school needs legends. You have a rare and wild chance to be it’s first. Though maybe don’t do sex or a fight as a way to leave a mark. Do something funny like ditching school early then locking all the regular exits with bike chains and padlocks. Or randomly choose a class room and enter school early to write a number on a white board. Then the next day begin going down from that number making it a countdown. Or hand out bottles of glitter to the student body and tell them as a project leave tiny amounts of glitter wherever they go to show how easy germs spread, the school would be covered in glitter before lunch.

@nonkey74

3 жыл бұрын

Mix sleeping pills in the school lunch when nobodies looking. The perfect crime

@shane9245

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgehoyle8797 replace that one kid’s meds with tic tacs

@georgehoyle8797

3 жыл бұрын

@@shane9245 you’re playing a dangerous game sir.

"Someone sitting near them noticed was happening, took a video, and posted it online. The administration quickly found out, the video was taken down, and all three involved were suspensed." The kid who recorded the whole thing: *I've won... But at what cost?*

@billolsen4360

4 жыл бұрын

The kid who recorded it is now Stephen Spielberg

@e3ng682

3 жыл бұрын

sauce in the thumbnail

@saintsrown

3 жыл бұрын

A Pyrrhic Victory.

@keketski5430

3 жыл бұрын

Video in camera roll

@brendorkusaviation8930

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the song name?

"GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY" that's the most 57 year old white lady with glasses, gets her hair done every 6 months, red nails, offers cookies and milk thing I've ever hears

@Pandaboi122

3 жыл бұрын

this is america

@golfwangus

2 жыл бұрын

you described it perfectly.

@col7004

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the most Charlotte hornets commentator thing I ever heard

@brendorkusaviation8930

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the song name?

@MisterSleep1123

2 жыл бұрын

Why is that so specific?

8:55 If that happened in a school with a zero tolerance policy, all the kids who jumped on C.B. would have received the exact same penalty as he did, despite actually saving a life. A.C. would also receive the same penalty despite being unaware of the attack and unconscious during most of it. It's stupid that schools do that. The worst assault I received was a metal rod into my eye socket. My glasses literally saved my left eye, and possibly my life, but I have a permanent skull fracture around the eye. I clearly stated I wanted to press charges, but the school refused to follow through on anything more than their zero tolerance policy. This is why schools don't properly prepare people for adulthood. If an adult was a victim of assault they wouldn't be punished for surviving the assault.

@lilweeblet

Жыл бұрын

Dude, what even? It’s problems like these that should be brought to the attention of the board and people. How has this *not* been reviewed?!

@libertatemadvocatus1797

Жыл бұрын

@@lilweeblet Zero Tolerance schools are honestly like that. I saw people get one-sided beatings and get suspended too.

@VrOOm1337

Жыл бұрын

The school doesn't matter for shit. That's the point where you go to the police.

@Jacksiloution

11 ай бұрын

0 tolerance is the stupidest school thing ever

As a homeschool kid, Reddit is the extent of my highschool experience Edit: two years since I commented this, I’m now a junior in highschool, still homeschooled same as usual. I’m happy to see all the questions and stories being passed around in replies, it’s pretty cool :]

@k-leb4671

3 жыл бұрын

School is so interesting honestly, even though it can suck at times.

@bobjimbobjim9006

3 жыл бұрын

Does being homeschooled suck

@mango8665

3 жыл бұрын

Bob Jim Bob Jim Its incredibly boring and lonely at times, but it has its advantages. Kind of forget how to talk to people though lol

@mango8665

3 жыл бұрын

steve hunt except siblings XD

@omnomnom5359

3 жыл бұрын

@@k-leb4671 it can... it definetly CAN

one time at elementary school, there was no teacher in our class. we had a tv, shitty quality but worked. so one of the guys suggested to watch a movie cus he brought a cd. he entered the cd. it was nothing weird at first but then there was this scene where the woman is wearing a transparent white shirt and i literally walked out of class cus i was gonna attend a scout event and also i didn't wanna be in trouble. from what i heard the principal was checking our class cus no teacher was available to teach, and she found out they were all watching porn (including the girls. the next day, they all got into trouble except me and the three other guys who were absent. that day we had a group presentation and most kids were punished so me, the three guys, and the teacher just watched them ran around our schoolyard from the window.

@theretrodragonyope

3 жыл бұрын

Just chillin' watching school, prison children running their daily laps.

@jefferyepstein2686

3 жыл бұрын

TheRetroDragon Yope 😂

@lancetheking7524

3 жыл бұрын

pro gamer move

@meowkat318

3 жыл бұрын

U had escaped exercising

@reynapurnama4804

3 жыл бұрын

@@theretrodragonyope lmfaooooo

Couple from my school got caught having the naughty, someone got a video at an angle where nothing was shown, the dude in the video noticed the filming and reacted with "aw fuck". He was edited into a 5 gum commercial and made into meme around the school.

@enqquerthahhgut1842

3 жыл бұрын

Proof? For education purposes ofc!

@MomazosDFC

3 жыл бұрын

Proof? For education purposes ofc!

@arcader8138

3 жыл бұрын

Proof? For education purposes ofc!

@kroatischedoge

2 жыл бұрын

Proof? For education purposes ofc!

@Ruby...X

2 жыл бұрын

No no no and no.

The most excitement I got in my high-school was hearing my pre-algreba teacher recap the time she gave herself a papercut on her eyeball on accident. It was raining outside, it was obvious no students should be going outside to go to your next class. My pre-algebra teacher, Mrs.D, heard a student knocking on the door leading to the outside. She went out and opened the door, she asked to this high-school student "What are you doing outside?". The student replied with wanting to not be late to class but she was locked out. Mrs.D just closed the door, she pulled her hand with a piece of paper to her face a little too fast and boom! Paper cut straight to her eyeball. An ambulance was called for her. She absolutely refused to have an ambulance carry her out the highschool in a stretcher for a paper cut on her eyeball. Like a boss, she personally walked herself to the ambulance. Of course, a substitute was placed in her classroom before she went. The paper cut didn't damage anything important and she had to put something on her eye for it to heal. Mrs.D is a amazing teacher and still at the school ws far as I know.

@animated_finn

2 жыл бұрын

Mrs D is the reason I have fear

EDIT 2022: Judging by the replies, apparently shit DOES happen in Ohio. I don’t know why I never see it, I’m in the Ohio capital. Not NSFW, but in the girls’ bathroom a toilet was missing for over a month. Like, a whole-ass toilet was there one day and gone the next. Edit: This school was a fairly-calm neighborhood in Ohio. Nothing really happens there, so the missing toilet was the talk of the school for a while. I remember nothing being done about it until they remodeled the bathrooms, but I still wonder how someone managed to steal a whole-ass toilet and leave without being noticed. Like, it was there when I went in that morning, and the next time I did it was gone. Smh

@aviator2117

3 жыл бұрын

Who steals a whole toilet, I’m dead 💀😭

@myskrillaa

3 жыл бұрын

mfs can’t have shit in detroit

@aviator2117

3 жыл бұрын

904 king k LMAOO

@kav2375

3 жыл бұрын

this is america

@maplemoths.

3 жыл бұрын

Not as bad as the kid when I was in fifth grade who took a dump inside the girls wc sink. The principal had to announce about it.

I moved to japan when I was 15, and all I can say is, the craziest thing that happened there was when I broke a kids nose. Other than that the school was nice and peaceful and really beautiful since we were In The mountains. The trees were just so beautiful.

@cowrymoo9785

3 жыл бұрын

like why and how did you manage to break someone's nose? lmao

@justarandom1939

3 жыл бұрын

@@cowrymoo9785 I was walking out the front door of the school with my friend ,and this random guy who was a 2nd year(or 10th grade)just shoved her from behind, but it wasnt like just a hard shove, he like shoved her into the wall and it gave her bloody nose. it took me a second to process what just happened, and then I turned around and punched him with all I had. he ended up going to the hospital and coming back to school for the rest of the week and than we never saw him again. other than that situation nothing ever happened

@dorianjames3202

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky. I always wanted to go to Japan

@justarandom1939

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorianjames3202 maybe you will one day

@dorianjames3202

3 жыл бұрын

@@justarandom1939 i hope so

I was always a quiet kid and overcautious of some stuff, I also studied in a big school and was bullied pretty often, that's the reason why I always carried a pocket knife in my bag, and one in my pants, just in case. Never thought I'd have to use it but one day I ran into some idiots outside the school that I knew were going to cause me trouble. They blocked the sidewalk and started to talk to me. No hesitation I grabbed the knife and said: "I'm not in a good mood today, how about you let me get to my bus?" The look on their faces was priceless and they never messed with me again

@JD-jc5hg

2 жыл бұрын

School shooter moment

@acesandjacks7241

2 жыл бұрын

The quiet kid

@jnati0n_97

2 жыл бұрын

Cool

@goldenpony822

2 жыл бұрын

Can defo relate except I had to get a headlock first and the pointy thing against a neck to be taken seriously. Everyone of his friends was so freaked out but dared not approach me because the position he was in. Somehow noone snitched me and I was rarely bullied afterwards. I suppose I made my point, glad nothing bad happened.

@kittybaby6242

Жыл бұрын

How tf you bring a pocket knife to school and not get caught or in trouble!?

A friend and I really hated our P.E. teacher, and we wanted to rebel against her class. We formed a group called the Rebellion Against Physical Education. The acronym did not last long

I live in Hong Kong and the schools are incredibly strict , hearing all if these crazy stories really makes me question the education system there and also how incredibly boring my high school life is .

@user-vw2bn6qi2l

3 жыл бұрын

Same here in all schools of India except rural ones i guess

@alexanderartaza2173

3 жыл бұрын

How is it boring? Dont You have protagonists there? With the school being destroyed and fixed the next day?

@mamacitakova9625

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderartaza2173 ah yes we also have fights with mystical beasts every Sunday and there's only one guy at our school, the rest are girls and are extremely attracted to him because he somehow isekaied from another planet and now he's the protagonist of a harem/fantasy anime .

@therealsweezy7868

3 жыл бұрын

Being in America myself, yeah no I never saw this kind of crap, the most intense thing that I know of that happened was a wardrobe malfunction, though it was so short that no-one saw anything, though one of my old friends had planned to run through school in a fur suit on the last day

@theenchantedapple5457

3 жыл бұрын

@@mamacitakova9625 do you know when the sensei died???

this isn’t nsfw but just wanted to share a story from my freshman year when i walked into a restroom with about 15 or 20 guys in there putting LIVE CRABS into the toilet in one of the stalls and i straight just turned around said nothing and left

@accountname9506

3 жыл бұрын

That's absolutely hilarious

@johnmendez9525

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine taking a poop then CRAB

@TenshoWasHere

3 жыл бұрын

That's fun, the only thing I ever had close to that was a giant rat being clogged

@shellshockhkmk7816

3 жыл бұрын

Poor things.

@gultenpan8689

3 жыл бұрын

First off poor crabs and second off, imagine taking a shit and a crab just pinches your asshole like what the hell

I can never get enough of the "GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!" story 😂😂

I walked on a guy taking a dump on a teacher's desk during a break. Guy panicked as he was mid-business, awkwardly fell and injured his arm while I ran away. Library had some old side rooms that you could borrow with your friends if you had a good rep to study and do group projects. They became unavailable when it came to light that of course some students used them for their fun. To be exact, the librarian's daughter who was studying at that school had screamed loud enough to be heard from the entrance. Both librarian and daughter left the school the next day.

"Dong flopping around like a corrupted body part in a PS1 game." That had me litterly crying of laughter

@borous.

3 жыл бұрын

Literally*

@Ruby...X

2 жыл бұрын

@@borous. Yes.

@Jacksiloution

11 ай бұрын

​@@borous.🤓

i once walked in on a dude snorting baby powder off the locker room bench's, and yes it was baby powder not meth

@somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879

3 жыл бұрын

the frick

@gabrielphillips8253

3 жыл бұрын

wonder what was the thought process leading to him snorting that

@imshambles3353

3 жыл бұрын

My friend snorted powdered sugar once

@rubykanima

3 жыл бұрын

I would say cocain cuz meth isnt that good to sniff

@DirectMotionYT

3 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine snorted flour in the 8th grade.

THE CROSS COUNTRY ONE 3:11 in I WAS ONE OF THE RUNNERS HOLY COW DID NOT EXPECT TO RUN INTO THIS TODAY, the school called them the woodland people

17:53 who tf says "GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY" I'm dying 🤣

On the last day of school, in the morning on my school bus, some guys blew condoms like balloons and started throwing them. In the afternoon on the way home that day, one guy stood up and tried to piss out the bus window. His piss mostly hit the window and the poor girl sitting next to him.

@remnantsactualpvp1590

3 жыл бұрын

Press F to pay respects

@KirePlasmaX

3 жыл бұрын

@@remnantsactualpvp1590 F

@traftras1687

3 жыл бұрын

F

@DanGamingFan2846

3 жыл бұрын

F

@loffre4494

3 жыл бұрын

@@remnantsactualpvp1590 F

*I found a chicken in the bathroom bowl*

@SG-cv4pf

4 жыл бұрын

A whole chicken?

@gutsFunnyman

4 жыл бұрын

Animal or food?

@charliecoulls8095

4 жыл бұрын

@@gutsFunnyman You are aware that no matter if it's alive or been slaughtered and cooked, a chicken is still an animal...right?

@1SLMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Dinner and a show more like dinner and a shit

@squidsona8509

3 жыл бұрын

Alive or dead?

When corona started, the teachers had to open the windows all the time. So it was very cold sometimes. They allowed us to bring blankets to school because of that. You can imagine the rest.

I was walking down the central staircase of my secondary school, thinking about how boring my school life was and how I wish something exciting would happen. Immediately after, I saw a blur of motion in the corner of my eye, and a Geography teacher who'd been walking beside me started running down the stairs. It turned out a student on the third floor had been sliding on the rail of the staircase, and fallen all the way to the ground floor. He had to be taken to hospital, and we were all allowed to go home early. The story of course made the news. Thankfully, he survived.

grandma approved

@CYBER_N0T

4 жыл бұрын

Stay safe Grandma. You don’t want to catch covid especially because you have asthma

@deactivatedperson3759

3 жыл бұрын

@@CYBER_N0T mate I think that's weed

@raymonddeactivated7118

3 жыл бұрын

@@deactivatedperson3759 as an asthmatic, i can confirm. that is in fact, a weed machine. i also have one. it is such a lifesaver.

@deactivatedperson3759

3 жыл бұрын

@@raymonddeactivated7118 no see that pfp is edited the eyes are red and smoke is coming out

@Shrimpfriedpee

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks grandma

I thank the lord my school had foreign teachers for a week of hosting. I live in the Philippines and Filipino highschools are all conservative thanks to the country being so Catholic. Me and my girlfriend at the time were making out HARD on the stairwell, the foreign science teacher simply walks by us and smiled at us a few minutes later when we joined the class lining up in front of her door. Had this been one of the Filipino teachers I doubt I would still exist today.

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt that you *wouldn't* live because the teachers over at my Filipino school sort of don't care

@red2108

2 жыл бұрын

Idk bout you guys, but in my catholic school, a teacher seeing that would instantly call for a batch assembly, lots of gossip online and among parents, and for the gossip to even reach the school across ours. Then it would go viral among the students of both schools.

@glitchlessyt9292

2 жыл бұрын

Im filipino and all i know all of the highschool's were..... Well.. nothing fucking happened.

@jd_kreeper2799

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the conservative Catholics would typically be the group to be upset about this.

@alehlete830

2 жыл бұрын

how tall was the dude casue i mean his peenis can be soft and be length on a pinky he could be a grower not shower

These stories about young kids getting down everywhere is just absolutely shocking to me everytime, I just can't possibly imagine this happening since all schools I've been to and teens I've met aren't that reckless, they'd probably only do the deed by the age of 21 or so. Btw I'm 17.

@vigirousgrub420

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man literally everyone in like y10 y11 lose there virginity. I haven’t but like it’s astonishing they do that like dude your young af what are you doing

@BigBoy257

2 жыл бұрын

I’m certainly in no rush to lose my virginity

@15o5z5

2 жыл бұрын

Hormones def cloud their judgement.. Even worse when its 10+ yr olds like jesus.

@Phoebe5448

10 ай бұрын

I was always the shy nerdy bookworm who had no clue why the other girls would go on about clubbing and snorting stuff abd screwing guys. I went to an all girls and some of those girls got up to stuff. There were maybe a couple of gay girls but this was the early 00s so that wasn't talked about. Turns our I've been asexual since I was at least 13. Never dated, never had sex, never been asked out. Just me being the nerdy video game chick. 🤷‍♀️

At my high school, the most that happened was the DJ (a fifth grade teacher) played WAP and there was a twerk circle that my cousin pushed me into as a joke. (joke's on her, i won the dance off) and that same cousin won prom queen. The english teacher, (who moved away sadly) also let us watch Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares with him in class the last week of school, and we all took turns getting our asses kicked in Smash. Our history teacher (also left that school) played all the captain america movies in class at the end of the year. My AP Env. Sci. teacher let us watch Jurassic Park (the original) and a kid came in an inflatable t-rex costume. That school was awesome. I kinda want to go back for my senior year but I'd have to go on a waitlist that stretches from Miami to NYC. So many people want to go there.

Poor girl at the start I feel really bad for her if I was her I would just leave honestly!

@alphabladelm2011

3 жыл бұрын

Should have called the cops on them too.

@alphabladelm2011

3 жыл бұрын

Why’s that?

@masoncordell6012

3 жыл бұрын

No, should have just left. Calling the cops is a little much

@reptilelover2129

3 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@Fantallana

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphabladelm2011 why? So the cops can randomly target anyone around who’s got dark skin or who they perceive as mentally ill?

some kids were screwing on the staircase. I don't even know how they were comfortable but they were going at it until security broke them up and suspended them. Sadly this is a true story and it happened my freshman year and I was like THIS is where I gotta stay for 4 whole years

@iuliia_maisky

Жыл бұрын

This is a very true thought! 😊 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qmejtbGyfM2um6g.html what do you think about? Very interesting and problem story, in my opinion

my school was really small like 250 students for 6 grades so you knew pretty much everyone in your grade and the one above or below you. Surprisingly, there were A LOT of couples and considering how little students there were, each new coupling became wilder and wilder (in the sense that it was completely unexpected) and caused so many feuds between friends. The drama was honestly the highlight of my week

the most exciting thing happening recently at my school is boys stealing christmas decorations from all around the school and putting it up in one of the bathrooms. they stole a whole tree and put it in there too. student council took it all out though because we needed it to decorate for winter formal lmao

15:00 as a percussion kid I can confirm that this is definitely something that would happen

@TheOneIndieGamer

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm as well

@alainas6036

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@boopsdoops

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@tylergibson5470

2 жыл бұрын

For sure! He must've been a quad player and the bass line was the first to start laughing

@the_beans_man1524

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely relatable

Okay I'm an adult but that the Cross country rain story made me laugh lol

@k-leb4671

3 жыл бұрын

Girls at my high school were always complaining about the lack of cover in the eating areas because you could see straight through their blouses when there was even a bit of rain.

@CR7GOATofFootball

3 жыл бұрын

K-leb eating areas?

@Moo-2310

3 жыл бұрын

The one time I regret having a vivid imagination is when I have a clear image of this in my head and hurt my lungs trying not to wake up my parents.

Worst thing to happen at my school was how a pep rally was cancelled and other students rebelled. They deliberately pulled the fire alarm, threw trash on the floor in various places and drew doodles making fun of the principal and in one or two cases actually put death threats to him. All over a cancelled pep rally... Idiots. And you wonder why adults today overreact to various things....

I’m on the swim team at my school, but confirming not every team is like that. Our victory parties are us playing stupid party games on the bus home.

lol at the "corncob peddler" XD

@AWSMcube

3 жыл бұрын

@tOwOxic "city girls buy vibrators, country girls make do"

@holdencross5904

3 жыл бұрын

@@AWSMcube oh god no!

You know the story is legit when they start off by saying "not me"

"In this time of division and opposition, let us all remember we are all united by poo." *One people, one poop*

I remember walking into the bathroom back in HS. In the stall next to me, there were four kids smoking some weed. The weed smell was obvious. As I start taking a massive shit ( because at lunchtime, the cafeteria had served enchiladas with a carton of milk), the scent of my shit, starts fighting off the scent of weed. The four guys casually walk out because the essence of my shit taunted the puny smell of their weed.

There was a kitten in a girls car one time, on accident like a stray kitten got under her car, the kitty got to stay in a shut room for the day till the girl brought him home, not a NSFW story but it's a nicer one

@aurorary6016

2 жыл бұрын

Aww sowholsome

Why doesn't stuff like this happen at my school

@unusanusshalllive457

3 жыл бұрын

Right?

@sickobamba7120

3 жыл бұрын

It’s fun but it’s not when u see some kids doing it

@rootbeerbellyboy

3 жыл бұрын

It probably does, just not with you.

@amelialalllalala3914

3 жыл бұрын

why would u want that to happen????!

@ventingmachine101

2 жыл бұрын

Same, but I guess I’m glad it doesn’t. Oh wait... I just started here. Maybe it will idk edit: it doesn't, but the boys here make me lose braincells.

17:09 this one aswell got me laughing omfg

Kid groaned, looked at me for 3 seconds which felt like an eternity, looked back at his computer and proceeded to projectile vomit all over the computer *During an end of year test*

@nastytits

2 жыл бұрын

Ew gross

@bitbreaker_creator

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you had projectile protection on your shirt and pants

Why didn’t I think of becoming a Corncob neddler, that’s an amazing side hustle

A guy in my grade, 10th grade, came to school naked, he wore nothing but a towel. He walked around like so for about 2-3 hours (or so I was told) before a teacher told him to switch back to his clothes. He had none. And so the teacher went with towel guy to the principal’s office to see wtf they need to do. Since then idk what had happened but the kid’s a legend

Thought i’d share a fun story from this year: I go to a pretty smallish school (~900 kids) and went to homecoming, which was overall boring, just talking to friends and classmates in our very small “courtyard” (its not really a courtyard its just like a really small parking lot/courtyard area between the middle and highschool) and there are these 2 ports on either side, one to each school, it’s where they like drive the trucks up to deliver food i think. anyway theres a DJ setup in one of them with all of the people dancing in front of it, and the other one is more just a parking spot, with a school van parked there (dont ask me what for) and towards the end of the dance, as is expected some kids are making out and shit, and me and my friend are sitting on some steps just drinking water and talking, when we see two people in the shadows near the truck making out, we laugh because we didnt see them but it was kinda shocking, anyway we go back to talking, 5 minutes later i looked over, and fucking double take, as the two figures, one of which is a classmate i recognize are vigorously going at it on the hood of the van, right under a security camera, with the girl hoisting her dress up for uhh “access” and the guy, is going hard and when my friend sees it we both are very shocked and begin laughing go to tell another friend, and then someone sees them, points and they both begin to wrap it up, running towards a car nearby, however the guy still had his meat out, and before tucking it in his pants, a sizable amount of freshmen and sophomore girls got exposed. anyway they went and finished up in the park nearby and had the audacity to come back later, as if nothing happened

My time in junior high was split between public school in one of the most crime ridden areas of my city and one of the most “Christian” private schools in the county. Way more illegal and immoral crap happened at the private school. The teachers and staff were so bad at the private school that it was shut down after the feds raided it and a lot of the senior teachers (and all of the administrators) were arrested for a variety of white collar crimes. There was also the pedophile that was 42 when he married his wife on her 18th birthday. They came to school immediately after the ceremony to turn in his resignation and her signed form saying she was leaving the school before heading off on their honeymoon.

//I wasn't a teacher, but this was pretty interesting. I was 17 at my final year in high-school, and there was this popular couple. Let's call them T (The guy) and G( The girl) . They were always so happy when they saw each other and sometimes it got wayyy too touching. Like, in the middle of the hallway. Anyway, they went to go use the bathroom and I, the guy who drank too much diet coke from the vending machine had to go too. This was actually 20 minutes after they went to use the bathroom. My teacher told me that on my way, make sure to call I K. I went to the boys bathroom. Then when I saw that all the boy's stall's where open. I was confused on where T was. I used the bathroom, walked out and when I walked pass the girl's bathroom. I heard something.. I as going to ignore it at first, but my curiosity got the best of me. I slightly opened the bathroom door, to hear moaning and clapping sounds. Reminder, this was my last period. I was ready to go home. I walked into the bathroom. I tried so hard not to make a sound, but i slipped on water. T and G shut up real quick. T said, "Hello? Who's there?" I responded with, "Listen, I'm not gonna snitch, I don't want to stay after school to discuss you're fucking. However, I advise you to get off that toilet and head back to class. Oh, and a reminder, School is for learning, not for fucking. Horny Bastards." I walked out, The teacher was walking down the hall to come get me and the couple, but we got just in time to go back to class. I told my mom and my older sisters. My mom was practically blushing and my sisters were laughing. To this day, I've never told anyone but my family and friends.

@staydetermined6717

3 жыл бұрын

Wow…

@raptorex_i

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@alexandersepa3037

2 жыл бұрын

And the entire fucking internet.

@acesandjacks7241

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandersepa3037 anonymously

@alehlete830

2 жыл бұрын

how tall was the dude casue i mean his peenis can be soft and be length on a pinky he could be a grower not shower

In 5th grade, we were doing a slideshow on temperatures. I needed a picture of something of high temperature, so I searched up 'hot'

@staydetermined6717

3 жыл бұрын

What was the teachers reaction to what ya showed them

@sailorquestion3229

3 жыл бұрын

@@staydetermined6717 They didn't necessarily put the picture in the slideshow

@squiglemcsquigle8414

3 жыл бұрын

Just googling hot doesnt give nsfw. Maybe some guys and girls in swimwear but that's it

@acesandjacks7241

2 жыл бұрын

@@squiglemcsquigle8414 there’s a lot of girls and guys in bathing suits. Some kissing too. So meh

@donnahash7572

Жыл бұрын

This seems like something I would do in accident

Best story was “GOOD GOLLY MISS MOLLY!!!”

7:07 was my fav one

My teenage years were basically devoid of anything NSWF, which I actually lament because for only a few short years of your life can you experience what it's like to have sexual relationships as a teenager or have sexual relationships with other teenagers. I feel like I've missed a lot of what's exciting about being a teenager.

@jonarbuckle778

3 жыл бұрын

True, my teen years were essentially barren of anything NSFW. But at the same time, I also avoided a lot of drama and stuff too, I never had to worry about being in relationships or dating or who is dating who and stuff, I just watched from the outside and I feel like I learned a lot from other people's mistakes and regrets. I also feel that not being involved in stuff helped my grades tremendously. I was never good in exams so people would easily get better grades than me since it was just a memory and writing test really, but in class, I usually dominated a lot of my subjects.

@MasterOfCope

3 жыл бұрын

Some of the things I experienced and witnessed Id rather have not. Really makes you realise humans are just clever animals lol

@unusanusshalllive457

3 жыл бұрын

Ya you and me Bolth

@holdencross5904

3 жыл бұрын

I can state you didn’t miss much! I got intimate with my gf during high school. Later she falsely accused me of rape and now when ever my mind wanders it plays out the most likely outcome of the court hearing and me being locked up in prison despite having a valid defence.

@objectshowshipper

3 жыл бұрын

NSWF=Not Safe Work For Fix it lol

Boarding school, left the seniors alone in class for a while, no form of monitoring, all alone for the rest of the day, cleaners reported seeing blood and semen on the tables and walls. Only those seniors know what went down there

@gryla5290

3 жыл бұрын

That's some graphic cherry popping right there

@phantom-X2086

2 жыл бұрын

Blood??? Lmao dafuq happened 🤣

@donnahash7572

Жыл бұрын

🫡

Since I'm only twelve years old I haven't gone to high school yet, but I have a pretty horrifying story of something that happened in middle school a couple months ago. This one kid, we'll call him Black Cat, he was a real quiet dude and mostly kept to himself. I used to be friends with him back in 5th grade, and in that time I learned Black Cat's dark side. He talked a lot about death, SCP's, that kinda stuff, he also told me he knew how to snap necks and could kill some with his bare hands in 16 different ways. We broke up at around the end of the year. And in middle school this year, something horrifying happened. During lunch time once, Black Cat was having an argument with some other kid, I guess he got pissed off or something because they starting fighting, after a while of them fighting, Black Cat pinned him to the ground, picked up one the desks (because at the time the lunch room just had a bunch of individual desks), and FUCKING SLAMMED IT ON THE OTHER KIDS HEAD. And he did it hard, I saw blood, I saw teeth, I might have even seen part of his skull. Other kid got sent to the hospital, and Black Cat was never seen again TL;DR: quiet kid gets mad at other kid, they fight each other and quiet kid breaks his face

@jnati0n_97

2 жыл бұрын

Post this in reddit instead

@zesnowpea6347

2 жыл бұрын

Holy sh*t

(not nsfw but still very worthy) so basically my school is in a really old building, so the bathrooms get messed up a lot, here's a list of everything i've witnessed: - the urinals in the boy's bathroom suddenly start spewing water out and flood the bathroom and the water somehow passes through the fucking wall into my english class -the urinals spewed out water, again, this time however not going through the wall -the boys tore off the soap dispenser off the wall and tossed it into the toilet -the paper towel dispenser got torn off and disappeared in the girl's bathroom -one day i just got up to go to the bathroom and there, in the girl's bathroom, the moment i entered it smelled like someone had pissed into a bucket, let it sit for two days, and then painted it over every surface in there. just the most strong, disgusting smell of piss that just randomly happened. -the piss smell came back, bad as ever -everyone is crowding the boy's bathroom and i smell something nasty, and then see this massive puddle of slightly yellow looking liquid. it's piss. someone pissed all over the fucking floor. that explained part of the smell, but what about the slightly burning smell? well, someone had the bright idea to put a slice of cheese on the bathroom radiators to see if what would happen. i was smelling piss and burning cheese. -so one day we hear that the entire fucking trashcan had been thrown out the bathroom window. we're on the third floor. next day, same thing, both times it landed on it's side. third day, they threw it out the window *again* and this time it landed vertically. basically, someone in the boy's bathroom had the bright idea of playing the biggest game of flip the bottle except it was throwing an industrial trashcan out the boy's bathroom window on the third floor, and third time was the charm. and the funny thing is, our school is a school that teaches three languages (all mandatory) and we get some of the best test scores in the county for the state tests, and somehow, we're still up to this shit i honestly have no clue how

if someone interested, the thumbnail pic is nagara from azur lane, and i had no crazy event at high school

@SWIFTO_SCYTHE

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm - it is Nagara www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/75736354

@e3ng682

3 жыл бұрын

thank you

@undeadmercenary3196

3 жыл бұрын

The saucerer, Thank you kind man.

@Indivinity

3 жыл бұрын

came here just to say this, 2 months late it seems haha

@DigitalJedi

3 жыл бұрын

May the sauce gods bless you.

I don't know why, but I always laughed the hardest whenever it was people talking about a really cool dump somebody took.

@donnahash7572

Жыл бұрын

That’s fine, it’s always cool even to some girls 👍

Walking up from the gym after PE. It was raining. We wore uniforms; one uniform shirt option was a white button down. Mom, who taught a few classes, talked to the administration and got permission to tell us girls who were wearing the white shirts to change back into our PE shirts.

I once went to a school in Almaty Kazakhstan for about a quarter. During the break, I saw a horse, YES a literal horse outside. Then I saw another horse, this time a Kazakh was riding it. He waved to me and I was literally frozen. Horses are very common in Kazakhstan, one day we would be eating horse beef, looking at the menu and most of the options contain horse. Now that I am 32 in Latvia, it's a great story to tell new people about.

1:25 Why would a school yearbook include a photo from a party anyway? That just seems totally out of place.

@miwuwsk8462

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz they want to make it have more attention than the football one because it was said that's it is during Football fever so she probably thought it would be a good idea because it's out of place

I was at a school play that one of friends was in. After her monologue ( sad play) she walked off stage and took off to the bathroom in the hall. Of course I was right behind her to comfort her. She opens her mouth to talk when I asked what's wrong and the whole expression on her face changed and she started giggling covering her snickers and points to the stall that was closed beside us. We saw 2 pairs of feet. One person sitting on the toilet and the other on their knees servicing the other. We left the bathroom red in the face and laughing so loud we almost interrupted the rest of the audience.

Not NSFW, but one time there was a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli inside of a broken gym locker. We never figured out how it got there.

We used to keep our cans of beer in the cisterns for the toilets and urinals.Was ok until one of the teachers used the toilet and there wasn't enough water flow to get rid of floaters and got the janitor to fix it.Nobody was caught but the janitor had a fair idea and thanked the boys for 20 cans of free beer.

My high school was pretty chill. Most incidents occured during field trips 😗 1) We went to a nature reserve to relax and some kids got busted smoking marijuana. 2) There was a class trip to a movie theater, but everyone got sent home early because someone snuck in booze. 3) On an overnight field trip, we stayed at a hotel. I didn't know there'd be an indoor pool (it was early spring, so the weather was still chilly) so I didn't bring my swimsuit (and I felt weird about swimming in my clothes), but I heard later that a chicken fight turned brutal. Like, one guy was choking another one. Anyways, everyone was kicked out of the pool. There was one time in my child development class, I'm pretty sure this guy was high and he asked if he could go pee. Permission was granted and he almost peed in the corner before the teacher specified for him to go to the restroom.

@Namewhahuh

3 жыл бұрын

suburban?

@alexandriahunt6058

3 жыл бұрын

@@Namewhahuh I'm not sure... Probably 😅 The area wasn't super crowded, population-wise.

@k-leb4671

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah field trips/camping trips were where the weirdest stuff happened in my experience. I remember one unpleasant night on a camp, one of the boys in my cabin room decided to get naked after hours and borderline sexually harass the others. And on a ski trip I think some guy got caught masturbating in the communal toilets...not by teachers, just by some of the other boys.

@alexandriahunt6058

3 жыл бұрын

@@k-leb4671 Ew~ 🤢

@AstralXen

Жыл бұрын

Y'all got field trips to hotels and movie theaters??

there's this couple at my school that basically fricks each other in plain sight, like sometimes at an intersection of a hallway that's usually a slower path so nobody takes it, or that one exit that almost nobody knows about. I actually know about it and use it, and every time i pass by them while they do the thing we kinda just give each other finger guns while she's still getting railed. I'm not really the kind of guy to snitch on this kind of thing, because i get that they're just trying to have a good time.

“Somebody got the crap kicked out of them” had me laughing so hard for some reason.

The damn Pokemon card thing was at my junior high school. I remember walking into the bathroom and seeing them in the stall together. One on his knees, the other standing in front of the toilet. After that, we need permission to use the restroom at lunch, and the two kids had to eat lunch with different professors.

"Good golly Ms Molly!" BRUUUUUUUUUUUUH IT'S LIKE 5:30 AM

It’s just nice to hear a story about school that doesn’t involve literal gang fights. As I have never even SEEN one of those happen at my school. I’ve never seen any of these happen either.

“In 8th grade we went on a class trip to Hershey Park” please lord no I work there as utilities

“Let us all remember we are united by poo” I cried laughing at that story! Comedy gold!

In my high school, two 9th graders got caught fricking in an empty classroom by a teacher. Poor teacher was just trying to get some work done..

@karenmccain1098

2 жыл бұрын

Im guessing frm ur name you are Indian. This stuff happens in india??!!!!!! 😳😳

@artificialgoodness

2 жыл бұрын

@@karenmccain1098 Oh yeah it does

@karenmccain1098

2 жыл бұрын

@@artificialgoodness DAYMMM our teachers will call us hoes if we look at boys

@uhksu4526

2 жыл бұрын

@@artificialgoodness I swear shit like this doesn't happen here, the closest thing we had is someone found a pair of undergarments and that's it

@uhksu4526

2 жыл бұрын

Here as in india

Well, since it’s three weeks into summer: 1: Some guy got pepper sprayed 2: school went into lockdown because a sped kid pinned a teacher to the wall. 3: 2 students were caught “doing it” in the bathroom. 4: there was a protest for women s rights and I actually attended and stood up. I live in Oregon, so it’s pretty chill, at least in my area.

9:15 laughed so had on this one LMAO

My high school was pretty vanilla. I was actually the most interesting and story worthy part of it whenever I’d do anything wildly against school rules. I was not a very good kid.

Nothing much: a few fights here and there; some dude brought his dad's gun to school; another time, someone running from the police a few blocks away made their way onto our school (no one got hurt and he left); I was leaving school (after school) and I walked by a guy and girl making out behind the cafeteria on the lunch benches (they had their clothes on, I didn't really care since they're gonna get caught anyways, and I left without batting an eye). All these events are out of order, they're just the stuff that happened at my high school while I was there. 👍

@Fantallana

2 жыл бұрын

That crazy goon bringing cops into a place with innocent kids smh

18:08 "good golly miss molly" I pissed myself crying laughing

7:50 😳 "FALL BACK! FALL BACK MEN!"

16:12 This SAME THING happened to me in junior high! I'm minding my own business taking a shit when a guy and his girl get into the biggest stall NEXT to me. Now at this moment, I'm just like: okay, they're fricking....just be quiet and MAYBE they'll go away..... NOPE!! SESSION AFTER SESSION, the fricking Didn't stop. I think I was in there for at least an hour. At one point, they noticed me....The Girl steps out from that stall and opens my stall Nude. She said something on the lines of: Hey, you wanna Be a Man? Now, believe me when I say she was HOT. Kinda chubbs, but shrexy nonetheless. I was Considering what to do when a teacher stepped in.....yeah, Both of them were expelled.

@niallreid7664

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah coz nothing turns a girl on faster than a voyeur having a shit.

I once walked out of my PSSA's w permission cuz I had to use the bathroom, walked past a hall where my English & science teachers were making out... they're married to other people. Was looking out bored on my school bus one day and noticed my geo & alg teachers get into a car together... saw the alg teacher take off her shirt- they were also married to other people o.o

@goldenpony822

2 жыл бұрын

There's this saying translates something like "if the couple is apart, then 4 people are happy"

11:45 "Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog days" Got be bursting out laughing

11:53 “diary of a wimpy kid: dog days” I literally died on the spot 😂

11:53 "dog days" i've watch a lot of school days to know where this is going

Not NSFW but crazy enough. Both stories happened on 2nd year of high school, near the end of the year : 1) 3 dudes and 2 girls started a water baloon war in the middle of the History class, and we had to do some sort of research work as our last test. Lots of homeworks were ruined. 2) we had a subject who was supposed to be talking about typical teenager things (like sports, sex ed, etc..) but our teacher for some reason thought it was some sort of craft and art school and always made us making some stupid crafts like we were 5 year old kids. The last day of that grade, some of us started to complain about her and the result was bassically a riot, destroying every craft, throwing everything and the teacher crying in the principal's office. I don't know how anyone of us were suspended.

10:33 gives me some real Blitzo and Stolas vibes.

Dude my mother had almost the exact same story happen to her as the getting stabbed in the face one. One time at a rave outside the country (she was probably pretty stoned/drunk but she’s always left that out) she was in the bathroom (woman’s bathroom) and some dude jumped out of a dark corner, spoke some gibberish , stabbed her in the face, and then ran away. She was quite the party goer when younger and traveled a lot (she’s a principle at a school now, I wonder how her students would react to know that) and she has a ton of crazy stories like that. Though yeah she still has a scar on her face, though you gotta look pretty close to see it.

Once when my class was organising a performance for Polish Independence Day, during preparations for one of exercise performances before the big day itself, actors got bored and decided to organize a full blown checkpoint, very realistic asg machine gun and german ww1 uniforms included, beetween the gym and the rest of the school. Teachers were rarely using that entrance to the gym so they ended up doing it for an hour without no one stopping them. They managed to stop a few students from passing through there. Also a few days after that performance a smoke grenade went off in the school lobby.

@AstralXen

Жыл бұрын

Normal day in a Polish school

I once saw my middle school gym teacher and the school janitor making out HARD and then they ran off to a portable toilet. I came back after a bit and they recognized me and I just casually ran the f*ck away.

@jamieplanes4896

2 жыл бұрын

Furry

2:25 lol imagine just beefing off in a locker room with your friends

Had 8 students collectively smoke a bong in someone's car in the schools parking lot. One where everyone and their pets knew that there was excellent camera coverage in. To the surprise of no one all 8 were kicked out of our charter school. Not som much NSFW but more of exceedingly stupid

This isn't as wild, but an old friend of mine got TV-carried (4 teachers carrying them, one limb each) out of the lunchroom.

In junior high, we used to joke that our PE teacher snorted coke. Looking back on it as an adult... He was definitely snorting coke. Always had a runny nose. One pinky fingernail was longer than the rest. He was always amped up like he just had ten espressos.

15:02 As percussionist I am terrified to go to the percussion room now.

walked into the men’s room in middle school during those big state tests and saw 4 guys playing twister with a mat and everything on the ground. fucking hilarious.

@AJLord

Жыл бұрын

Advanced procrastination

1:47 the definition of taking one for the team