That miles/kilometers thing didn't get the laugh it deserved. And, yes, I know Kevin too.

@milascave2

4 жыл бұрын

Allan: Wait, you mean Kevin from social media?

@globallyblack5208

4 жыл бұрын

Fukking genius

@teresadalessio1

4 жыл бұрын

Of course u do! Allan and kevin are renowned bffs.. allan and Kevin even have a bennifer: Alvin. Or kellan. Maybe even Kelvin. Clearly.

@lordmoldybutt1260

4 жыл бұрын

I KNOW! RIGHT?!

@twiWright25

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was deeper pun Myles/kilometers

"That's how I talk to militias" I appreciated the understated delivery of that line.

@clyde8280

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly. Closer worthy.

@sebastianpmgcoldwater8941

4 жыл бұрын

dude was sharp

@AshtonCoolman

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

@johnpiland

3 жыл бұрын

This joke was too real.

@bensaidmahmoud9513

3 жыл бұрын

it's a reference to the fact that most militias in Libya after 2011 were funded by the US and the EU. He is a genius

he looks like if someone tried to draw Ryan Reynolds from memory

@alexsafarov1328

4 жыл бұрын

Ok funny

@CFoles-bh5uu

4 жыл бұрын

Dude. You are so Spot on. I am impressed with the creative tangents associated to how he looks and how absolutely pertinent your evaluation is. Lol so Spot on.

@mohanadelshieky3167

4 жыл бұрын

I'll take that as a compliment.

@cobalt1754

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl, they didn't do a bad job of it. It's really, really hard to draw faces accurately from memory.

@evan8654

4 жыл бұрын

@@mohanadelshieky3167 fair play for responding! Great set btw.

The audience wasn't super responsive, but this guy is great. Killed it imo

@SONOFABITCH

4 жыл бұрын

He got a lot of laughs, you just can't hear most of it because of the way this show was mic'd.

@AJ-xm4xc

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he did.

@gregoryd7670

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, he just killed Kevin

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986

4 жыл бұрын

Right? They were dead AF!

@elayna6776

4 жыл бұрын

It’s al,most like that jokes been done a million times before🙄

This guy is killing it, too bad the audience thought they were at a golf tournament.

@TheBanarasiGuy

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely killed Kevin for sure

@michael_epp

4 жыл бұрын

David Sanchez ok David

@denispenes5949

4 жыл бұрын

eclitekanske golf crowds are rowdy at times

@jocelynjohnston8257

4 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄

@richardkeating3575

4 жыл бұрын

@David Sanchez I thought it was funny but it looked like most of the audience was getting it too. Not sure what people expect an audience to do at stand up performances...stand on the chairs and throw panties? 🤪

Thank you Comedy Central! I had a blast taping this.

@uoDucks6

4 жыл бұрын

Very great set man. Would love to see some more of your stuff, I noticed you don't have any uploads on your channel. I subscribed in case that ever changes. Keep up the good work!

@jeramiewalton9237

4 жыл бұрын

Watched this, it's great. Found your comment here so subscribed to your page without looking,( cuz I'm stoned ) . Dude upload some content to your page says this hypocrite.Lol

@jeramiewalton9237

4 жыл бұрын

@@uoDucks6 oh good im not the only one.lol

@carolle74

4 жыл бұрын

You more than deserve it! Great job!!!

@Ramiro.salcido

4 жыл бұрын

Oregon jokes are great! Going to spokeane soon it sucks.

"There can only be one" Great fucking joke/reference This guy is a genius

@henryd9493

4 жыл бұрын

The GameRoom I don’t get it

@mann953

4 жыл бұрын

@@henryd9493 it's because all religions claim their God is the only true God. So there can be only one.

@BrotherChimaobi

4 жыл бұрын

@@henryd9493 Highlander bruh. Watch it, nice movie.

The audience consists entirely of that lady who said he's from Lebanon.

@melodyhaviland9393

4 жыл бұрын

Christine Reardon i know! they’re so lame

@rexflores8461

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that's what I thought from when they showed the white lady after he made the all lives matter joke

@tonoornottono

4 жыл бұрын

Rex Flores i know exactly who you’re talking about lol

"So obviously I had to track him down and shoot him. Just to make a point." Brave. It was dead silent except for the one American in the crowd that saved us all by laughing.

@rickc2102

4 жыл бұрын

Well, considering three of my favorite people have shot people before... 😬😂

@jakewhiston6461

4 жыл бұрын

Rick C well it was a joke on a stage, nothing he says is meant to be taken seriously, stop trying to boycott comedians its not like he actually shot someone

@matthewr920

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed pretty hard at that point and was glad that one person in the audience had my response.

@23codez

4 жыл бұрын

His timing sucks. I think that's why people didn't laugh. Great joke, but the timing was just awful

@a7hazen

3 жыл бұрын

@@23codez It's a second language issue. His English is impeccable and his accent is very slight, but I think it's more about the inflection than timing. The way it was delivered the "to prove a point" comes off as "explaining the joke" (which makes a joke less funny) rather than being part of the punchline, which is the crux of any joke. If it the inflection was different in the delivery, it would have landed differently. It was a very funny joke and, unfortunately, I think the "to prove a point" may have even sailed over most of the audience's heads as "shooting him proves my argument in favor of gun control." Our society as a whole is not great at nuance.

" i don't know man, that's how i talk to militia" ooooooooooh DAAAYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUM

@TCt83067695

4 жыл бұрын

Where's the lie tho?

@RHt09

4 жыл бұрын

The lie is the use of the word militia which anybody, who has access to a dictionary, knows is false

@TCt83067695

4 жыл бұрын

@@RHt09 oh pipedown sir 🙄

@HCsonicknx

4 жыл бұрын

@@RHt09 it looks to me like you might go ahead and try again. Nothing wrong with being incorrect though so keep your chin up.

@pizzamom555

4 жыл бұрын

@@RHt09 you clearly haven't seen how the us government acts lately

This bloke deserves a better audience...

@joosepnilk6978

4 жыл бұрын

Baas de Beer Also a looser pair of pants.

He's a chill kind of funny

His humour is so subtle, I really like it My two favourites are the Lybia joke and the "do you know Kevin?"

@ATommy-cz1qc

4 жыл бұрын

Libya

@jmicjr304

4 жыл бұрын

@@ATommy-cz1qc kind of ironic

This is actually a perfect set. Every joke kills and they are all so differently constructed. There's a theme throughout and some killer call backs. This rules. Hopefully we see more of this guy.

Clever jokes, good delivery, and edgy without being tacky. Mohaned killed it!🌟

@Batistick13

4 жыл бұрын

its pronounced MOHAMED sir.

“Idk man. That’s how I talk to militias.” I LOVED that part. Very clever 😂😂

“You have to know what your enemies are up to” 😂

@aemonk8207

4 жыл бұрын

"i found out they were up to the same thing"

@bensaidmahmoud9513

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually how we all think about you guys 🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎🔎

I don’t usually comment like this but the audience did not give him the laughs he deserved

@jonbergersen8916

4 жыл бұрын

Are you above commenting or highlighting quality of performance?

@sammekewhatever7214

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what i wanted to say...

@johnnal9066

4 жыл бұрын

For real!!!

@scholargrizz7071

4 жыл бұрын

Ilikebeaversandeaglesupyourass sounds like you’re a conservative, I’m sorry.

@chaosincarnate7304

3 жыл бұрын

Can no one fucking hear the damn audience? It's not even that quiet.

the miles/kilometers joke was HILARIOUS

"Wow what a hateful haiku" lmao

@Ctrl_Alt_Elite

4 жыл бұрын

@David Sanchez have you read it?

@rayzor5289

4 жыл бұрын

@David Sanchez There are no haikus in the Quran.

@TimeGallon

4 жыл бұрын

David Sanchez got em

I see this guy perform in Portland all the time and he's hilarious. Awesome to see him on CC, sad to see he was dealt a shitty crowd

@maxcheese382

2 жыл бұрын

This room is just really spread out I think. You don’t hear a lot of laughter in any of the sets done here. You hear a lot of people laughing it’s just not loud.

‘ I shot her too, she had to go with Kevin.’ 🤣🤣🤣

The structure of his show is absolutely amazing. I love it when comedians do running jokes within one set and end their act by connecting their last sentence to something they have mentioned at the very beginning. Absolutely brilliant. Love from Morocco.

@dgilbertson10

4 жыл бұрын

Do you mean Montana?

@justusbraz

4 жыл бұрын

Check out Myq Kaplan.

@whizthesugoi

3 жыл бұрын

it's hard to see sets these days that have all of the jokes connected in more than "oh and also that happened to me too" refreshing, to say the least

This guy is cool, unlike Kevin.

@bigolenate1678

4 жыл бұрын

Prolly from Spokane

@lifewithlouie420

4 жыл бұрын

I hate Kevin

@bigolenate1678

4 жыл бұрын

@@lifewithlouie420 Same. Spokane too for that matter.

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated

4 жыл бұрын

I mean how is everyone dissing Kevin's pro-bacon skills? The guy could do bacon tournaments!

@KevinTheNoobie

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry.

"This seems like a you problem at this point" had me rolling 🤣

"oh some people deserve to die" so accurate when working in any form of customer service

Working customer service has 100% changed my view of people lol

@InnerEagle

4 жыл бұрын

Being in a customer service teaches you how people can be angry for nothing, living inside a call center teaches you how low key your life has become.

He sounds like a quiet Kumail Nanjiani

@benediktornhjaltason7948

4 жыл бұрын

I picked that up too immediately

@echeran

4 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with everyone, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought all that! Well, Kumail Nanjiani is awesome, and the world can use more of his humor. I guess he has a completely different take on things, no joke stealing or anything. Kumail's take on customer service was a skit on SNL where he realizes he's taking to Melania Trump (Cecily Strong) and they start talking for a long time, so hilarious!

@beeque

4 жыл бұрын

With soft consonants.

@hedaevin

4 жыл бұрын

If Kumail and Ryan Reynolds had a baby it’d be this guy

@LilithGrey...FromHell

4 жыл бұрын

Lol he does!

I saw this guy in May when he still lived in Portland. I love his stuff, glad to see he's doing big stuff!

he's fucking gold, love his deadpan delivery, when he said "then I had to track him down and shoot him" i nearly fell off my chair

That landlord joke was a killer.

@johhnycash1515

4 жыл бұрын

I think americans cant appreciate it cuz they dont know much about israel-arab issues haha.. I found it lovely, especially since he lowkey said what he thinks about it

@SomeOne-ex7hk

4 жыл бұрын

@@johhnycash1515 Foreign history/relations arent even really taught in American schools so the interest in it isnt that great as an adult. So it goes into the realm of "Well I heard on the tv..." for most Americans.

I love how he gives off a wholesome vibe but also isn't wholesome lol

He's crazy clever with his material. I think his delivery was too chill for the audience and they missed the punchlines

@ashleychimera1316

2 жыл бұрын

Agree! Which is lame (about the audience) cause I feel the delivery was exquisitely dry

He said “IDK man that’s how I talk to militias” when talking about Border Patrol. Do not let that joke go over your guys head!!

@scotto541

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was funny. But to take it literally for a second, what border were they patrolling? There's no border control from Washing to Oregon. Especially not starting from Spokane. Am I missing something?

@nandayane

2 жыл бұрын

They are essentially a federally funded right wing Militia.

“Who wrote this? Kafka? Amazing.” I’m adding this to my everyday life

The callback to Kevin was golden.

I saw this guy last night in Denver Colorado, he killed, literally. I have not laughed so hard that I cried in a very long time. Perfect set, it was this sad but that’s OK, it was my first time seeing it. Subtle well written jokes, fantastic delivery, not too over-the-top. He has a future, hopefully a bright one

He’s wasted on that crowd

@thacrypt223

4 жыл бұрын

Luckily we the online audience appreciated his work. I was laughing throughout the show.

@TheLibran1

4 жыл бұрын

Totally.

Any of the other false religions - very good line here

I’m glad the Kafka joke landed

“That’s not how names work, they don’t change based on location.” 💀 no laughs?? Bro, that’s hilarious because it’s such a true white guy thing to say. *tips fedora*

@noahbirthisel3285

4 жыл бұрын

Idk m8 getting my name localized was pretty common abroad.

@loganrosholt2984

4 жыл бұрын

True, the fedora thing you just said made me vomit in my mouth though.

My grandparents in Spokane used to call me randomly and complain about “The Muslims”. I laughed so hard when the word “Spokane” came out of his mouth

“I’d rather deal with all of that... then... have my Uber driver talk to me” 😂😂😂 mate, slow clap for that one ☝️

This guy is a genius 😂 he was on a roll. He's going to be big someday. Best of luck 😁

I hope this guy gets a 1 hour special, and that anyone who says "All lives matter" has to work a month in customer service.

@broken12smiles

4 жыл бұрын

Only some lives matter.

@michaelwlazlinski8967

4 жыл бұрын

How dont all lives matter man. I mean yeah I get the connotations but like every human life matters. Its kinda how the world works.

@homebody4972

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Wlazlinski I see your point, but when you brake it down a bit more, then no not all lives matter.

@politicsequalsgarbag

4 жыл бұрын

Michael here hasn't worked a day in customer service.

@MsJenjea

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelwlazlinski8967 In one sense, all lives matter because we all have something to learn from each other; however, there are people who'd make the world a better place by not existing. Necessary evils.

That blink! He's hilarious! "yeah..you need to stop" 7:11

this is rare for me, but i actually laughed out loud so many times my stomach hurt. this guy's really good

I think that’s just called the landlord. 🤣

Mmm look at this walking globe! I'm dead AF 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This dude is like the baby of Ryan Reynolds and Kumail Nanjiani.

This guy is so understated and I love his voice. My kinda humor.

Were sorry about Spokane we dont know either 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@evan8654

4 жыл бұрын

Brooo I've taken that bus from Portland to Spokane...#darktimes

@draxiss1577

4 жыл бұрын

I got really excited when I heard him talking about Spokane but then very quickly became sad. I was super proud of Spo Con this year, too. I didn't even *know* that Border Patrol was pulling some crap up here and now I'm pretty upset.

I love the religion jokes lol.

I love his originality and intelligence and creativity! Wow! Nicely done, Mohaned :)

subdued but definitely funny... I'm here for it.

He said "i was doing comedy in spokane washington" i got excited until he said "that place should be cancelled" lol i was like well yeah thats fair

@pinkharmonica7656

4 жыл бұрын

"You're not from here, you have most of your face!" I was dying.

@jocelyngreger1174

4 жыл бұрын

@@pinkharmonica7656 lol right! Im from Spokane so like i get it Haha downtown gets crazy

This guy is great, love the way he phrases his jokes.

Coming from Spokane washington. He’s right.

I always thought that to do comedy you had to be very familiar w/the language and the nuances of the culture. But this guy proves that all you have to be is creatively witty.

This guy is awesome, love his style and delivery. Hope to see more of him, definitely.

Actually in france they're always changing people's names so that they sound more french. I don't even know how many times I had to say that my name is Sofia and not Sophie

@TheBluestflamingos

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's really shitty.

@samd1405

4 жыл бұрын

but then he couldn't have made the hilarious kilometers joke

That last one had me really cracking up.

"I also have opinions, but they're good." I like this guy. I wish we could work together.

Oh Gosh, had a blast, keep it up!!! That is awesome :)

This guy sounds just like a more monotone Kumail Nanjiani

@anyhonywilliams6160

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@alayrabail

4 жыл бұрын

I knew his voice sounded SO familiar but I couldn’t place it! 😁

@MedCherifB

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@masamicowboy

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldve guessed it kumail just his voice myself.

@1scubas2

3 жыл бұрын

I came here to say that

I do ask myself the same question every morning! 🤣

Wasnt sure at first about this guy just cuz of the way he talked, but once he felt the crowd going he lit up and was wayy better. Props my guy, not many stand ups make me laugh, but im hysterical right now

Lmfao that militia line at the end 😂

Is it just me or is this a super tough crowd?

@EsssyD

4 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of his jokes may have gone over their heads. If they got it, they may have laughed harder

Very, very amusing - thanks for all the laughs! 💚💜

That’s going to be my answer to everything from now on, lmao uhm I support God

Wow! Loved his set!! Very genuine....and loved his 'points', esp. in the end ;) And Libyan, too!! Damn, he got out!! Good 4 him!

Mohanad needs a better audience because he was funnier than their reactions. The "hateful haiku" part was probably my favorite part.

"the best art comes from torture." :D

@cheridehart8625

4 жыл бұрын

On a greyhound bus. Been there, done that coast to coast, border to border.

This is one of my favorite sets on this channel! He killed it!

This guy is genuinely hilarious

Dude. As a customer service rep for 10 years, I know exactly what he means.

This crowd didn't give him the laughs he deserved... he was hilarious!!

Dude your sarcasm is perfect, keep up the good work!

"Have you guys seen opinions, lately?" Lmaooo

The subdued delivery and the socio-political commentary paired like a dinner/wine I couldn't dream of affording. So good.

@nickbaldi5198

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

Oh my God, not yours... that was good! Bro... that set rocks!

Awesome! Made me start the morning with a smile. Hopefully we see more of him.

Hahaha, his acid sense of humor is just so good! Absolutely loved it

"That's how i talk to militias" LMAO, يعطك الصحة

Man, I am so sorry for those experiences in customer service. I see catastrophic stupidity routinely as well. Hoping to remove myself from that nightmare soon.

Love this dude. Definitely going to try and see more of his material.

Tied everything together well. Love the getting off the bus bit. Well done through the whole set.

He’s awesome, the audience was dull, great set

6:09 I can relate, I'm from Lebanon and people think I'm from Lybia :D

@necoragha65

4 жыл бұрын

Americans find Lybia and Lebanon confusing?

@bassemb

4 жыл бұрын

@@necoragha65 yup. Also "Lebanese" and "lesbian" somehow. That joke has been in a few sitcoms

@necoragha65

4 жыл бұрын

@@bassemb Haha....actually I shouldn't be surprised.

Fantastic set!!!!

This was great :) Love your comedy

That’s a tight 10min!

"Who wrote this? Kafka?" Oh that got a belly laugh from me.

@alamedadanceparty

3 жыл бұрын

So good!

This guy is Hysterical! I’d love to see more of him.

Damn man, props to you. It’s not easy getting on stage. Looking forward to your future standup.

him "Spokane sucks" me "screw you guy, Washington is great!" him "So I went back to Portland, where I live" me "Hell yeah, screw Spokane!"

This mans is super funny

I went to Spokane once for the Worlds Fair back in the '70s. Guess it's gone downhill from there! Great set. Loved it!

That last one was big oof lol. Shots fired xD 🔥💀