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@st0ne14

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@jaydenthescorbunny8014

3 жыл бұрын

Ok.

@jaydenthescorbunny8014

3 жыл бұрын

How about no.

@buzzlightyear8157

3 жыл бұрын

5

@lifeishardagain8594

3 жыл бұрын

OMG

“Cleopatra is one hell of a ride” That’s what Caesar said

@sammygecko_

3 жыл бұрын

He rode her, yes. This is historically accurate, anything that historians tell you to make you think otherwise is false

@poweroffriendship2.0

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@bird20040

3 жыл бұрын

@@poweroffriendship2.0 your icon explains people's reacton

@xqyzmmm

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was supposed to be the other way around-🙏🏿

@mechajay3358

3 жыл бұрын

Phrasing Boom!

I remember reading that the decision to make Julius Caesar green was to resemble the oxidized statues of himself.

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

Well. That's just silly.

@rompevuevitos222

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine they make a movie about Chaplin and they make him black and white but everything else is in color Wait, no, someone did that at some point, nvm

@introvertedcrow

3 жыл бұрын

it failed miserably. The shade of green was way off

@TG-ge1oh

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense from an artistic point of view, but only as an abstraction. Contextually, not so much.

@Graknorke

3 жыл бұрын

Feels like they would only make sense if you made everyone look like statues

Did you know that the reason Cleopatra is known as a very attractive person isn't because of her looks (although she is nice in that department) but rather because of her conversational ability. She was multilingual (7 languages!) Had a beautiful voice, and had a certain charismatic presence that everyone seemed to find irresistible.

@justwaiting5744

2 жыл бұрын

Hear hear!

@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch

Жыл бұрын

Yo, I wanna embody that Cleopatra energy.

@audacious3198

Жыл бұрын

So you could say she spoke in tongues on multiple levels

@asher_artist

Жыл бұрын

@@audacious3198 🤦‍♂️😂 smooth

@javorisscott4288

Жыл бұрын

So she had rizz?

But for real, "aliens disguising themselves as hot human ladies to seduce guys" should've been the main plot.

@RoosSkywalker

3 жыл бұрын

@Smol Gal That would be a nice change of pace.

@RoosSkywalker

3 жыл бұрын

Check out the movie Decoy for an alien movie with that plot.

@red0421

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that the plot of a film from the 80's?

@Altair718

3 жыл бұрын

@@red0421 ...oh yeah, forgot about Species. Well, that one had a lot more murder and 'horror'

@doctorquacks87

3 жыл бұрын

@Smol Gal Same but with men (blush blush)

At least the topless egyptian dresses were historically accurate.

@starmaker75

3 жыл бұрын

Of course the only thing they keep historically accurate was half naked woman.

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

History is cool

@j.epstein7723

3 жыл бұрын

@@genericname2747 so is my farts :)))))))))) Edit: ((((((((((:

@NanaBowana

3 жыл бұрын

@@starmaker75 what do you expect this movie was made by MEN

@aniandtori

3 жыл бұрын

@@NanaBowana dude🤣🤣🤣

*I like to think that this is the original Cleopatra from the Clone High Universe.*

@Hun_tzz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao yeasss

@guyjohnson6442

3 жыл бұрын

You know, you may be onto something.

@MeNooNie1806

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense lol

@sarahthomason6196

3 жыл бұрын

*surprised pikachu face*

@cartoonloonatic5826

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. You're on to something.

"Cleopatra is holding you at gunpoint after her plastic surgery-" Wait, what?!

@DrywallMuncher_

3 жыл бұрын

Those words have never been said before until now

@NocturnalDecay

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like one of those weird ASMR videos

@mariamakesmedia488

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds Like A Kardashian Massacre

@Yourlocalsoapeater

2 жыл бұрын

@@NocturnalDecay yeah

@cpt_nordbart

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah could have been from Terry Gilliam during Python

Saber: And you wanna know WHY that's the case? me: 'cause he's gay? The movie: "Cause he's gay

@kurinthekitty6842

3 жыл бұрын

Ya but back then up in till the 2000s Gay was consider an insult A very bad insult

@Totallynotemma.

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurinthekitty6842 It was actually accepted for a long time until I believe 1533, I could be wrong on that though

@kurinthekitty6842

3 жыл бұрын

@@Totallynotemma. Wait hold up Weren't gay and lesbian killed in Rome in this time period Or am I getting that confused with the Medieval ages

@octoberlael6923

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty sure you’re thinking of another time period and place cause Rome (and Greece) were very accepting of dudes having sex

@kurinthekitty6842

3 жыл бұрын

@@octoberlael6923 Hmmmmm................... Thanks 4 that little tidbit of information But we're they accepting at lesbians Sorry I just wanted to know

In B4 youtube removes this video for violating their community guidelines... WAP can stay though.

@EvoluteCreator

3 жыл бұрын

Thats just how the platform works... not like you'd have personal experience tho 😳

@tbi143

3 жыл бұрын

Yup I think

@idontknowimebored77

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@drakeredwingofficial

3 жыл бұрын

hi blackgryphon!

@KawaiiKlau

3 жыл бұрын

Then we attack

Saberspark is the child KZread wishes would just stay in his room

@thetexan1011

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgewashington8097 thank you mark.

@METAL_MILITIA777

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgewashington8097 Thanks

@ImperialWarrior6490

3 жыл бұрын

Him and Cas

@scoutgaming5024

3 жыл бұрын

But he keeps getting out and his fans love it.

@noahthe0tter

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgewashington8097 We are forever in your debt Mark. You have saved one of the best KZreadrs ever

To quote Randy from South Park "I hate it when pornos try to have a plot"

@kurinthekitty6842

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I don't even like South Park

@crowthewicked8344

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurinthekitty6842 K.

@kurinthekitty6842

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-tt6jr7rz5l I'm not a Furry It's just like cat

@ringsquidoftheonepiece5493

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-tt6jr7rz5l That just says more about you then heh.

@ComeforthchildofmanandDIE

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurinthekitty6842 Go to Brazil, furry with bad opinion.

'we see a green julius caesar leading an army into egypt' smh ganondorf is at it again

@sarahvanrooyen7280

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ItsGemystic

3 жыл бұрын

*SEND LINK!*

@dr.latency8679

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao Underrated

@dkjcb3993

3 жыл бұрын

I LEGIT THOUGHT THAT TOO LMAO 🤣🤣

@dkjcb3993

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsGemystic I'm trying! * *furiously clicks right mouse button* *

Fun Fact: Julius Caesar and Cleopatra did have a child together, named Ptolemy Caesar who was the last Ancient Egyptian Pharoah.

@MrsKatieninja

3 жыл бұрын

....huh. Interesting.

@midnightthesmartfox9981

3 жыл бұрын

The more you know

@243CJ

3 жыл бұрын

This *really* was a fun fact

@8-ball350

3 жыл бұрын

Cool

@linkthepig4219

3 жыл бұрын

They named the child after Cleopatra's brother... duuuude

Saberspark: “If I wanted tasteful nudity I would go to a museum!” Ad: It’s the thirst-thirstiest time of the year.

@gelatinocyte6270

3 жыл бұрын

Sprite Cranberry?

@Artist-1113

3 жыл бұрын

Yep 😂

@rompevuevitos222

3 жыл бұрын

We can get "Free Steam Key" ads and pron games but we can't get a single pron hub ad

@imjustaguy4340

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@davidsnidely9664

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow I got the same ad at the same spot

Fun fact! “Mushi” is bug in Japanese, and the kanji character looks like this 虫. That’s where the studio’s logo came from.

@mitchfletcher2386

3 жыл бұрын

The name of Numbuh 3's little sister makes so much sense now...

@Idiotic_B_Purcell

3 жыл бұрын

@@mitchfletcher2386 and the name of the last teacher of PaRappa The Rapper!

@annceres1204

3 жыл бұрын

It's also one of the kanji in Osamu, Tezuka's first name.

@kurinthekitty6842

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting

@JulyBaby

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, now I get the joke with Zuko calling Iroh Mushi now!

"And then boom, Cleopatra is holding you at gunpoint" will remain as my favorite quote of the year

Imagine making a movie that is less entertaining than actual history, even when you have time travel, aliens, and sexual themes. 🤣

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

3 жыл бұрын

How do you do that?!?!

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am the ULTlMATE L0VER on this platform. Don't enter my ch*nnel if you are not above a certain age, dear desi

@justyoureverydayhuman4026

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku OMFG IT'S YOU-

@Astrojandro

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku dude, you've been spamming for years, stop, you're pathetic

@desiree2638

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Dude, can you chill out!? Geez...

There's this episode of Clone high, where for a project everybody was assigned to create their own movie. I headcanon this to be Cleo's movie.

@ther0ach28

3 жыл бұрын

Great idea

@ohdeer-sabrina8132

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@FritzMonorail

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the title "The Best of The Best of The Best of The Best" or something?

@prince-of-water

3 жыл бұрын

@@FritzMonorail They had to change the name due to copyright.

@Alexander-cb9yq

3 жыл бұрын

Just wanna say that I am a huge fan of your name!

Using magic to make her pretty was probably the best part of this. Cleopatra was described by all of her contemporaries as plain or even downright ugly, but she had a charming personality. It wasn't until like 100 years later that people started writing about how beautiful she was.

@ravenwing199

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's not fair to take contemporaneous sources at their word either. As most were produced under Octavian trying to cast her as a witch using Mark Anthony. Unless I'm missing someone none of them were in Egypt through her reign or likely saw her in person. So she could be a hottie or kinda ugly. Though what is certain is her bombshell charisma and personality.

@secretbaguette

2 жыл бұрын

@@ravenwing199 And what can we learn from this? History is mainly subjective. You could publish something that is absolutely true today and have someone misconstrue it or cast it aside in favor of a different source entirely even 200 years. So does any of these details people will eventually forget or make up matter? Probably not really.

@ravenwing199

2 жыл бұрын

@@secretbaguette Eh it's more that we shouldn't give full trust to every source. Especially pre Atlantic Telegraph.

@jellojiggler1693

Жыл бұрын

To add to this, a lot of historical sources are super biased, so take everything with a grain of salt. So she could've looked gorgeous af.

@SilverTemplar

Жыл бұрын

@@jellojiggler1693 Yeah, unlikely. She is the product of like 6 generations of close sibling incest. People don't tend to look very attractive at all from those kind of lineages.

"And he wins... with a gun!" *turns and shoots* Idk why but that just hit different and had me dying 😂

@ZeroTheHunter

3 жыл бұрын

"Parry this you filthy casual!" -A time traveler with no name

@stormireynolds8056

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZeroTheHunter "Get thyne shit on ye."

So why no one's talking about how the dude that became a leopard had feelings for his newfound family had a bad ending since he went back to the future leaving his wife and kids behind. That's the true story that should be told!

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a “werewolf” tale that was part of King Arthur’s tales.

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

Because our brains can't process this

@cvf4ever

3 жыл бұрын

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin ooh is it similar? Am going to check it out

@cvf4ever

3 жыл бұрын

@@genericname2747 true, we need leopard brains to get the deep and intricate story arc that Cleopatra's alien leopard has

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

@@cvf4ever Well, time to turn myself into a leopard so I can understand what's happening

I remember watching a documentary where they were saying Cleopatra wasn't the ravishing beauty that hollyweird has made her out to be. But she was good at seducing also she was highly intelligent, being able to speak several languages.

@AnxiousCucumber641

3 жыл бұрын

sooooo she was still hot

@mathieuleader8601

3 жыл бұрын

a polygot

@invisible3972

3 жыл бұрын

From what I know her beauty was just a myth to minimize her power because she was a woman. Just like nowadays when someone tries to demean a chick they speak about how much of a whore she is, you get the idea.

@rozmarinideas5340

3 жыл бұрын

A hot polyglot.

@3asianassassin

3 жыл бұрын

@@rozmarinideas5340 actually average looking but so intriguing and great to talk to it doesnt matter

*"If I want to see tasteful nudity, I'd go to an art museum"* Funny you say that. I visited an Osamu Tezuka installation, the largest collection of his work ever displayed. It was mostly manga pages, but also sketches, anime clips and bunch and bunch of information. I can't remember everything, but I'm betting that there was nothing about this particular foray into adult animation. At most, perhaps it was briefly mentioned. In any case, it was a truly fascinating museum visit. My dad and I actually went together, and though he knows nothing about manga, he was still quite interested (as he is in anything new). At the same time, the museum also hosted a general manga installation that explored the art style and larger phenomenon. Most interestingly, they also had some tea enthusiasts show a proper Japanese tea ceremony, in all its cruciating detail. I love that kind of crap!

You have to do a review to “The Velocipastor” this is the worst yet best movie in the world it’s about a pastor who becomes a dinosaur by getting cut by a tooth and fights ninjas from China

@lewizardmecha7803

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@ashburch4779

3 жыл бұрын

How is this real WHY IS THIS REAL

@Crazylom

3 жыл бұрын

Whenever i have no words to express how dazzled i am, i ask to look at my profile picture. This is the case.

@leclercmartin3851

3 жыл бұрын

Wut?

@maysonboolish7138

3 жыл бұрын

He only does animation

Julius Caesar looks like a precursor to Ganondorf.

@kanevivi

3 жыл бұрын

First thought

@gavinisdie

3 жыл бұрын

Game theory wHaT iF gAnNoNdOrF wAs CaEsAr

@princeapoopoo5787

3 жыл бұрын

but with really really blonde hair ....

@Rose-zo1oo

3 жыл бұрын

@@gavinisdie lol

@gavinisdie

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rose-zo1oo I have evidence: this film and the legend of Zelda series exist, that's all you need to confirm it xd (obviously a joke)

_Since Tezuka was Japanese, and the movie was made in Japan , it can accurately be considered a "Hentai"_

@bjblazkowicz17

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@ipigs

3 жыл бұрын

Lets call it Off Brand so that KZread doesn't ban it

@mechajay3358

3 жыл бұрын

@Kira Kaos _Now You Know_

@i_think_my_dad_is_still_in8184

3 жыл бұрын

@Kira Kaos oh I see

@mechajay3358

3 жыл бұрын

@Kira Kaos Yep: kzread.info/dash/bejne/oX9_mrafcaSbiLQ.html

"I er uh broke up with my girlfriend cleo" "Remember too much feelings makes Mr scudworth *uncomfortable* "

@RogueT-Rex8468

3 жыл бұрын

Clone high binge, bud.

The Thing about Cleopatra that i think most stories about her completley neglect or fail to mention, is that it is actually fairly well documented that she was an incredibly charismatic (not just beautiful) and very intelligent Woman. She enjoyed the most advanced education that Egypt could have offered to royalty at the time, and im pretty sure she ended up being able to speak about 10 different languages. Additionally, she probably also was one of Egypt's most beloved rulers. She wasnt just some Seductress that tempted these Roman Dictator's, but she was a genuinley charismatic and interesting person, so much so that people actually speculate that her description as the "most beautiful woman" might not even have been all that true, and instead she was just a genuinley charismatic, intelligent and interesting person, someone that simply captivated people not by her looks but through her personality.

@gabby_http

11 ай бұрын

I was searching for this comment!!

@LchanOtakudom

10 ай бұрын

Girl power.

Julius Ceaser was never stabbed, he just forgot how to use his manscaped razor

@Ballsdeep-xs5ls

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. The senate was just sick of his 3 foot long pubes that would stick out of his toga. Someone just tripped and the razor went into his chest and they all just went with it.

@raycearcher5794

3 жыл бұрын

"Brutus" was just what he called the nose hair scissors that he tripped and fell on

@LucyWest370

3 жыл бұрын

**caesar

@kurinthekitty6842

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ballsdeep-xs5ls Yes Y do I find that so funny

Of course Caesar was green! He invented Caesar salad. Edit: I don’t know what’s weirder. The fact that this got 1K likes, or that it got 1K likes faster than my comment on DeadwingDork’s edible dirt video.

@yolkyostritch1692

3 жыл бұрын

True

@Nick-ou8hl

3 жыл бұрын

oh god no

@redacted5078

3 жыл бұрын

*ba dum tss*

@KatieLHall-fy1hw

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@Vulpes_Ailurus

3 жыл бұрын

I find it so weird that my stupidest comments get the most traffic.

"No Cleo, I will NOT juju on that X-rated movie!!"

@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as JFK (Clone High if it wasn’t clear)

@QTPI614

2 жыл бұрын

same

"Cleopatra was a total failure." Caesar: to say the least

@vamwolf

3 жыл бұрын

And the salad

Actually Cleopatra just poisoned herself. She didn't let herself get bit by an snake. That's an old legend.

@snarsoup

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey Tad Strange, the only normal person in Gravity Falls!

@GuysWithGlasses-is6ku

3 жыл бұрын

He likes bread!

@sarafontanini7051

3 жыл бұрын

yeah but the snake thing is cooler, especially in anime

@TheHuskyK9

3 жыл бұрын

The poison she used was a type of snake venom that was popular during her time. So that’s probably why some people misinterpreted it as she got bit by a snake

@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, she used a poisoned hair pin, but the legend says that she was bitten by an asp.

The most important trait for aspiring emperors: homosexuality. Edit: I made this comment as a joke regarding Augustus not being seduced in the movie because his character was gay. I am well aware of late republican and early imperial Roman history and sexuality though. I just wanted to make it clear.

@MairenMarionette

3 жыл бұрын

Oop-

@sarafontanini7051

3 жыл бұрын

worked out for him, he took over as emperor and DIDN'T die, unlike the other two dudes, so jokes on you

@elisherrod9339

3 жыл бұрын

Bro was the first gay King 😝🏳️‍🌈

@8-ball350

3 жыл бұрын

Oh so that’s why one of my classmates wants take over all of America.

@joecope9935

3 жыл бұрын

It was Rome, after all....

"Mom, can we buy Assassin's Creed?" Mom: We have Assassin's Creed at home Assassin's Creed at home:

Complete artistic freedom. “This is what Tezuka wanted the whole time!”

"Cleopatra with a gun" Hmm, dunno, doesn't feel very Tezu- "Time traveler transfers his mind to a leopard body and then bones down with an actual leopard" Yyyyep that's a Tezuka alright

@henryrodgers7386

3 жыл бұрын

But he tied little adorable bows to the kittens, so he's good!

@NekoStar

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if the adage: 'When in Rome' applies...

@GamerSlyRatchet1

3 жыл бұрын

That reminded me a lot of a plot from Marvelous Melmo.

LMAO TEZUKA WAS TALKING ABOUT HENTAI AND THEY TRANSLATED IT AS "METAMORPHOSIS", WHICH IS ANOTHER MEANING THE KANA CAN HAVE.

@KH4L13D

3 жыл бұрын

goodiesohhi 🤣🤣🤣

@sudonim7552

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, I like to appreciate the fine Japanese art of 𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓹𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓼

@KH4L13D

3 жыл бұрын

@@sudonim7552 of course... Who doesn't 😏

@anitamihholap5926

3 жыл бұрын

But he was in fact fascinated by changing and transforming. It's more or less known among his fans.

@YumegakaMurakumo

3 жыл бұрын

Let's make that into a code word. 😂 Seriously

“they lied about this movie being x-rated” *reads title of video* um

@j3ssthealien283

3 жыл бұрын

It was x-rated in Japan it's home country

Belladonna of sadness is one of my favorite films, and it's absolutely stunning and a masterful display of just how artistic and cerebral animated films can get!! And finding out it was released alongside this is. Lowkey blowing my fucking mind.

Manscape when they realised what they are sponsoring: ;-;

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@kulrigalestout

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it does support his claim of not being a furry. You ever meet a cat who advocates shaving? Didn't think so!

@mechajay3358

3 жыл бұрын

They knew what they were doing sponsoring this vid.

@scoots291

3 жыл бұрын

@@kulrigalestout that's just his cover story

@Lounqx0

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they sponsored twomad before (I love twomad's videos but just saying)

"Aliens pretend to be sexy human ladies and seduce the men of earth and make them weak." 👽 *BRILLIANT* Why the hell wasn't the movie about that?

@teslashark

3 жыл бұрын

Alien underground resistance...

@ermant7285

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz gays exist

@bonbon1315

3 жыл бұрын

@@ermant7285 sexy alien men

@bonbon1315

3 жыл бұрын

@Mallory Oakes we draw the line of galactic war at alien maps

@clipsotrips6657

3 жыл бұрын

UFOO PORNOOO

I feel like Octavian here set a specific aesthetic for future sexually ambiguous anime villains. I look at the way he was drawn and can see him as an ancestor of charas like Griffith or Dio.

Dude, how have you never talked about AKIRA, it's isn't a kids movie but it is considered the best animated film of all time.

@daniellakaran5760

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I love that film!!!!

@ForeverLaxx

3 жыл бұрын

Despite "reviewing" a bunch of animated films aimed at adults, Saber still believes animation is meant for children. Good luck getting him to actually care about good animated films.

@alexandersmith4731

3 жыл бұрын

@@ForeverLaxx Dang, that's small minded as heck, I guess that's the end of the watch of his videos for me

@lovofofo

3 жыл бұрын

@@ForeverLaxx when did he say this exactly

@ForeverLaxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@lovofofo In multiple videos, especially past videos, he'll mention how animation is for kids. I'm not hunting them all down for you.

I find it strange that they decided to make the future characters bodies live action and their heads animated. It looks strange.

@zeallust8542

3 жыл бұрын

Its a kinda neat uncanny look tho tbh

@ridleyplays766

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@user-bj1fs8ev8i

3 жыл бұрын

I'll give the movie props for that, it was actually kind of neat! Especially or the time it came out.

@wendyheatherwood

3 жыл бұрын

For a moment I thought it was some really uncanny looking rotoscoping and they'd gone too detailed on the traced elements.

@armyshope

2 жыл бұрын

Extremely weird

"my avatar has a lower body" Me: *pictures Saber's avatar with lower body of Timmy Turner*

@deviantartguy0

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Lapis Wolf you're so funny haha are you serious lolololol ^_^

@1slimeyfella.

3 жыл бұрын

@@deviantartguy0 bruh

@Ted4321

3 жыл бұрын

@@deviantartguy0 that was unnecessary

@Blue-zh1jd

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *thinks of saber with big fat legs*

@mozzaicynth

3 жыл бұрын

*Pictures Saber as Timmy Turner himself

10:54 AUDI Good taste

1:37 "it all started with that smile, that damned smile"

No joke. Literally thought the heads of the future characters were him making a joke, and putting them in a meme or something. Nope. Just that bad of quality.

@nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@TG-ge1oh

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@makenaaaad7312

3 жыл бұрын

HONESTLYYYYY LMAOO

@randomtinypotatocried

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@angelicamacabre

3 жыл бұрын

It's not bad animation,just a style and experimental

Funny how Japan dipping it's toe into adult animation was like weak sauce but now they churn out hentai by the dozen lmao

@nyanpirethecat2257

3 жыл бұрын

Actually Japan made adult animation as early as the 1920s with a silent animated short that's now lost.

@spacedinosaur8733

3 жыл бұрын

@@nyanpirethecat2257 and the tentacle thing has been going on for a lot longer. Well before animation.

@majorblitz3846

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacedinosaur8733 There is an old piece of arts with tentacle porn too, Somewhere around Feudal Japan era stuff.

@spacedinosaur8733

3 жыл бұрын

@@majorblitz3846 yep, that is the one. No true Samuri would be without his echi artwork. 😉

@gryla5290

3 жыл бұрын

They've always been naughty, they were just subtle about it. You should check out Linfamy

The future people looks like gacha head edited on random tiktok people

@purplecat0000

3 жыл бұрын

why is that a thing

@user-gk9dp9mh6m

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplecat0000 I have no idea 👁️👄👁️ i assume it's because they don't have any content so they just put head onto people's videos

@deepdevour2998

3 жыл бұрын

I found one of those videos on my FYP, I'm scared.

10:13 a real battle tactic that was actually preformed on our army Guss what? It worked! (Partially)

Tezuka had a thing where he viewed his characters as actors rather than fictional characters, so while Astro Boy showing up in the movie is fucking random, it is absolutely something he would do.

@BlazeHeartPanther

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, you'd see some of his minor characters appearing in other mangas/animes as different characters like Ham-Egg, Professor Ochanomizu, Dr. Tenma, and Higeoyaji to name a few

@FritzMonorail

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say this. I remember back when I used to read blackjack characters from other stuff would pop up all the time.

@mmyr8ado.360

3 жыл бұрын

This is the same guy that made Dororo and the life of Buddha

@larrychilders6599

3 жыл бұрын

And even that rat guy from gegege no kitarou was here

@gummmie

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlazeHeartPanther theres at least seven different versions of princess sapphire in black jack

KZread: ''HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON　ＯＬＤ　ＭＡＮ？''

@98953812

3 жыл бұрын

"I love the young people. 🙂"

@MangoPop

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@elhuevo7274

3 жыл бұрын

*do i have to teach *to you old man

@noVva555

3 жыл бұрын

@@elhuevo7274 also there was not to you in the original i think, lemme check just to be sure

The Blu-Ray cover art at 4:11 has better coverage than the poster on the movie's Wikipedia page.

"Oh no! Octavian!" *PJO flashbacks*

“They LIED about it being X-rated” *Reads the title of this video*

@DragnSly

3 жыл бұрын

Well technically it was X-rated in Japan

@Certifiable

3 жыл бұрын

The lie was about American distribution D.A.

@wizardsummoner9124

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragnSly Technically speaking Japan doesn't use letter X for ratings.

@imjustaguy4340

3 жыл бұрын

Crap your right, the thumbnail

@Graknorke

3 жыл бұрын

It failed at being X rated

Well that whole guy turns himself in a cheetah and engages with a another cheetah makes sense, since Tezuka is actually confirmed to have been a Furry lol wtf

@ariadnefrolich7243

3 жыл бұрын

Says who? First I've heard of it. (Unless you're talking about Bagi)

@orangegouice

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariadnefrolich7243 he drew rat porn iirc

@Crow0567

3 жыл бұрын

@@orangegouice yea lol he drew a few pinups of some rat ladies

@-desertpackrat

3 жыл бұрын

I just want to point out, the guy had no choice of what body he was put in and thought he would be in a human's body, his boss made him do it, that was not a choice and Idk how people are getting that confused. Secondly he only remembered himself for a few seconds, same with the other guy, and Maria, then after a few seconds they forgot their alien selves and the souls were "background" like a subconscious voice guiding them, but for all other intents and purposes they were the people whose bodies they assumed, the slave wasn't the alien, he was the slave, with an alien voice in his head, and Libya was Libya, with an alien voice in her head, the aliens were observers, not in control, but the people (and leopard) they possessed could choose to listen to their suggestions. That being said, the leopard engaged with the other leopard, the alien was trapped and not in control of the situation, he 100% did not turn hmself into an animal to have sex with an animal. Dude thought he was gonna be Cleopatra's gay homie or childhood bestie or whatever, and get to have pillow fights with her in her bed, being a leopard wasn't part of anyone's plan in the actual story, it was a joke on the character who wanted to get laid by Cleopatra winding up in the worst body and getting the raw end of the deal after he laughed at his friend for being a slave which was messed up so he deserved karma.

@Jhud69

3 жыл бұрын

Furries aren't inherently zoophiles though...

7:05 Annnd the Pharoah just pissed himself. Off to a great start.

Love seeing Unico, Kimba, and Astro Boy getting some recognition! LOVE those!

how can one talk about Osamu Tezuka working on freaky movies without mentionning his personnal sexy furry doodles his daughter found post death-

@allenmurallo3730

3 жыл бұрын

I think Saber showed a clip of that in the video where he reviewed Bagi.

@zecle

3 жыл бұрын

? Please tell us more

@DirectorOfChaos9292

2 жыл бұрын

Oh and Plague of Gripes threw a conniption fit on Twitter bc the drawings were shown

@Styxx_theFox

Жыл бұрын

Yep They exist

@ShadeATV

Жыл бұрын

Didnt he draw a bunch of people turning into snakes?

That's why there was a "Cleopatra's ancient tits" card in Evil Cards app which is simply Card Against Humanity for iOs.

@nobodyjustme2208

3 жыл бұрын

No joke, that card was the most used card of the entire game and will be the one who will most likely to win no matter the situation, even though I prefer other far vulgar cards. That's may because most players are kids who don't understand what the other cards means.

@kurinthekitty6842

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmm......................................... Very Interesting 🤔

“Cleopatra Gets A Spot In Line For Space Mountain Too Brother! WOOOOOOO!!!”-Slick Ric Flair

Imagine if sex looked like what these illustrations would apparently have you believe XD

@armyshope

2 жыл бұрын

Uh why not

Saber: "The real history is much more fascinating." Dude, pick _any_ Roman politician of note. Literally anybody. Amazing movie material, yo.

@benjaminmiddaugh2729

3 жыл бұрын

@@antz32 Not Roman, but you're absolutely correct. Alcibiades was the maddest lad that Athens had. On second thought, if Diogenes doesn't have a prominent role as well I'm out.

@SkeweredGlaive

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmiddaugh2729 Ha, try making an anime of a homeless philosopher being an absolute madlad and defacating on everyone who disagreed with him

@paulisaperson0516

3 жыл бұрын

Would love a Labeinus movie

@joshmorgan1948

3 жыл бұрын

Caligula would make a great fucking comedy

@speedypichu6833

3 жыл бұрын

Trajan

Octavian is actually Julius' nephew, not his adopted son. Nevertheless, Octavian was still his heir apparent, and ended up ruling Rome sometime after the end of the Roman triumvirate. *Edit ~ apparently he was informally adopted by Julius when he became his heir apparent. Good to know!

@randomasgray

3 жыл бұрын

Julius adopted Octavian to make him his heir apparent. And yes he was also his great nephew.

@smirnoffice8859

3 жыл бұрын

He was both. He adopted his nephew.

@-desertpackrat

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, in the movie he calls Caesar "uncle". I feel like I'm the only person who watched it and also read the captions and paid attention to the plot though XD Even Saber missed a LOT of explanations that were freely given in the plot.

@TheDawnofVanlife

3 жыл бұрын

@@-desertpackrat It isn't untrue, while he is biologically his nephew, he is also his adopted son. This even happens in real life today, family members adopt another family member (nice, nephew, distant cousin, whatever). Biologically, their status doesn't change. But technically, their legal status as an adopted child, especially when it comes to inherritance of a title or property, supercedes the biological, legally speaking.

@ghplayer9228

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Matt from the Nintendo Wii

9:49 I have a question was he actually gay like it was historically given that he was gay

@galaxiidiamond6992

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if he wasn’t gay and they just decided to add that to the movie 😂 K but srsly was he tho

@brawler5760

2 жыл бұрын

According to the internet, he’s bisexual.

11:51 this is how I knock doors

Fun Fact: Osamu Texuka might have been the first furry in history. His daughter found art of anthropomorphized mice in suggestive poses locked away in a drawing cabinet 25 years after his passing.

@mdaley73

Жыл бұрын

Imagine saying this when Ancient Egyptians worshiped furries (their gods that had human bodies and animal heads), smh my head.

@anna_in_aotearoa3166

Жыл бұрын

Hmm! I think the monks & scribes doing the bawdy & bizarre marginal illustrations in medieval manuscripts beat him too that...?

Did you ever review that awful animated movie, “Titanic the legend goes on?” It’s pure garbage

@jaredbarton6161

3 жыл бұрын

With the rapping dog?

@RubberHoseToons

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaredbarton6161 yes

@kanevivi

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaredbarton6161 what.... ok thays stupidly bad levels.

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

Is that the one that has a sequel, or am I thinking of the OTHER animated Titanic movie?

@jesuschavez5875

3 жыл бұрын

No, the rapping dog Titanic was a standalone film. The other Titanic, with the talking dolphins, the octopus, and whale fetish is the one with the sequel, with Atlantis.

Buried Treasure from the early 1900s was the first X-rated animated cartoon! It was made by the man who created Gertie the Dinosaur.

12:45 Funny that you made a MST3K ref because this plot point was also used in a movie featured in MST3K (The Undead), in which a hypnotist puts a lady under so she could enter the memories of her ancestor, who had been accused of being a witch. So it's not just Assassin's Creed, this story mechanic has been around for a while.

The actual story of Cleopatra is way more interesting.

@democratic.dictatorship

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree

@ten-thousandbees8453

3 жыл бұрын

Make it X rated and you'll have me solid

@minced_man

3 жыл бұрын

@@ten-thousandbees8453 Don't worry, it already is.

@AfrocentricGirl99

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the only thing that bothers me is that everyone makes it seem like she was hero when in reality she was a literal villain like even historians updated that she might've been assassinated by hired merchant's because both romans and Egyptians hated her for her unloyalty and betrayal of her own kind

@moisetibasima1354

3 жыл бұрын

@@AfrocentricGirl99 Egyptians actually loved her though she cared about Egypt unlike most of her dynasty. She took care of Egypt and did a lot of good for it and it's people as Pharoah's. Plus Romans were getting a good dose of propaganda.

Gotta watch this before KZread takes it

@polipix_

3 жыл бұрын

ah shit youtube will get it before I’m out of school lmao

@starmaker75

3 жыл бұрын

And yet the original video and it being uncensored is still up.

@mr.stealurnft0944

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@neetifice

3 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@megabyte1107

3 жыл бұрын

@@polipix_ just watch it during school.

i saw this few months ago and love how wild the movie was i was hoping forever that you do a video on this

*Sweats in the full movie of this one is in KZread.* O h n o, people are gonna search up the full movie here-

The People wo were expecting deep graphic penetration scenes: "My dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined! No sauce is going to fix this atrocity"

@idontknowimebored77

3 жыл бұрын

Good job

@armyshope

2 жыл бұрын

I would not be expecting that

"THE MARKETING LIED BY CALLING IT AN X-RATED MOVIE" hmm *looks at title... hmmmmmmmm

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

Right?? Shame on you, Saber.

@thekodex1186

3 жыл бұрын

@@WobblesandBean Uuuh, it said FAILED X rated movie

2:47 santa really stole these kittens from egypt and gave them to a green cat

Hey Saberspark! Kudos for putting in the effort of getting Tezuka's name pronunciation locked down for this video. You've tripped up on names from all kinds of cultures around the world in the past, acknowledged your shortcomings and have learned from it. That's why you're such a great KZreadr. Keep up the fantastic work. Looking forward to the next video!

I've heard of this movie through the Lost Media Archive wiki.

@fritzbezzy9864

3 жыл бұрын

moral of the story you cant be fritz the cat

@nyanpirethecat2257

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, apparently the English Dub is lost or destroyed.

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

3 жыл бұрын

@@nyanpirethecat2257 Interesting, but not particularly surprising. A lot of stuff from that era has been lost to time. It's the kind of stuff that could show up in somebody's personal collection just as easily as at a yard sale or something.

@unitymask

3 жыл бұрын

wait, isn't there another piece of lost media named cleopatra? it would be easy to confuse the two

@zeallust8542

3 жыл бұрын

I found the movie pretty dang easy, just watched it subbed before this review. Couldnt find the dub though.

Fun fact: Caesar tried to kill himself several times while trapped in Egypt. He said it was the worst time of his life (keep in mind he hid in the attic of his aunts house when he was 13 while the state wanted him dead and there were bounty hunters after him, Anne Frank style)

@azimochaa

3 жыл бұрын

Not Anne Frank style 😭😭😭🤚🏾

@paulisaperson0516

3 жыл бұрын

@@azimochaa I mean kinda, he’s hiding in an attic away from hover forces who wanna kill him. But yes I agree that the analogy is very reductive.

@rodericarandall7298

3 жыл бұрын

Its the accuracy for me 💀

HOLY I had seen the footage talking about that failed convention you attended in Vegas, and by god, you became quite the looker! Good for you dude!

I think this was my first time seeing your face in real life :O

I'm fairly sure YT isn't coming after you because they're too busy finding the movies you review... for their friends of course

@kanevivi

3 жыл бұрын

And trying to ban other channels and changing the rules every other minute

@kingbillybob2___678

3 жыл бұрын

Whats ur pfp from?

@SpaceandGoats

3 жыл бұрын

@@kanevivi they're in a panic about something...

@masterxak

3 жыл бұрын

KZread is so backwards. Look up Naked Yoga. It's just straight up porn that KZread allows.

@insertmemorableusernameher6795

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterxak First they copy snapchats stories, then they copy pornhubs policies

I still can't get over the future humans' art style...I don't know if I should call it uncanny or not...

@kanevivi

3 жыл бұрын

It looks like actors were put in and the heads amd hands are animated.

@lolcomentaristadeyoutube3379

3 жыл бұрын

It's so creepy lol, I can't believe Osamu Tezuka approved this! 😂

@allenmurallo3730

3 жыл бұрын

@@kanevivi I thought the same thing as well.

@richardduska1558

3 жыл бұрын

The word you are looking for is Artsyfartsy.

@IdiotToonz

3 жыл бұрын

Monster Zero Xilien-esque suits with an animated head? No thanks, definitely uncanny.

5:10 Okay, but, to be fair, the MPAA is a joke, so...what, you think THEY'D have been any MORE honest than the people who MADE this...THING? XD

The theme for this year’s awareness fair is... *awareness*

My inner history-loving self wants to correct this whole video SO HARD. She did NOT die from a snake. As matter of fact, one thing Tezuka did right was making her "ugly" in the beginning. It's actually the case Cleopatra was considered ugly in the beauty standards back then. Many historians believe it was her voice and intelligence she seduced men with. My Queen deserved better than this. (Hatshepsut too) Everyone sees her as some seductress when she is so much more. She brought stability and good prosperity. So seeing the movie actually shows her cry and her looks being "ugly" makes me a little happy. She is far more than what people see her.

@bluetwinkiesaregood

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I heard about that. Archeologists and historians estimated that she wasn’t conventionally beautiful at all. Cleopatra’s looks, allegedly, ranged from subpar to average with thin lips, a broad jaw line, and a big nose. Also, Cleopatra was slightly over weight, too. She wasn’t remotely anything like the way people hyped her up to be.

@hopoffmydick9574

3 жыл бұрын

Cleopatra was actually such a good ruler, that men felt so uncomfortable admitting this they made up the whole "seductress" myth. It's actually so incredibly sad.

"Mark then crawl back to the palace..." "Oh Hi Mark!!"

@huzaifarasheed615

3 жыл бұрын

The best comment yet!

@AyaneHatake666

3 жыл бұрын

You're tearing me apart, Cleopatra!

@alisona.4166

3 жыл бұрын

@@AyaneHatake666 Hey, don’t spoil the futanari sequel!

@LucyWest370

3 жыл бұрын

Hi doggie

Tezuka really didn't filter himself when he wanted things his way, he was pretty much ahead of the curve in the Manga and Anime industry in so many ways. He also got to say what was on his mind as many of his works got really political with strong social commentary even in his more mainstream stuff like Astro Boy. Seriously, the way he written politics and social issues into his work would make even Spike Lee and Howard Chaykin blush.

19:22 there is the “yoooooooooo” guy

18:51 the fact that they spelled "doesn't" as "does'nt" is eating away at my soul...

"Confusion and hand grenades" is how I'm gonna name my autobiography

16:09 - 16:25 that's what the aliens want you to say! saber is CLEARLY under the control of cleopatra!!!!

I actually quite like the character designs especially octavian. He just looks very imposing

@YumegakaMurakumo

3 жыл бұрын

As a girl, I like chubby big nosed Marc Antony. I just think he's so adorable! 🥰🤗 Especially here 14:43 😂💜

This man really bankrupted an entire company with his hentai

@alvarochaves1999

3 жыл бұрын

The first film from Animerama series (based on the One Thousand and One Nights, an Arabian tale) did well in Japan, but not in America. The rest were box office bombs.

@eugeneketaminekrebs3403

3 жыл бұрын

To add more to your comment, according to what i read once from an article, the film was a crtical success in Japan, but it was not able to recoup it's costs due to how expensive it was.

I don't think those ads are going to stay for much longer saber. Edit: and what do you know! They ads dissapeared! Edit 2: and their back again? Are you smoking crack again KZread?

@demonchilde6664

3 жыл бұрын

Ive still got some finna watch all ads to get my mans some ad revenue

@BroomPusher2024

3 жыл бұрын

Theyre back again... (ಠ_ಠ)

@scottpeltier3977

3 жыл бұрын

I got some ads

@Hi-iv9si

3 жыл бұрын

I actually got a regular game ad for a mmo on the phone that looked decent...without adult content...then I got an ad for an adult game lol. Whatever dont regret watching this movie sounds so so bizarre haha.

@lgitsx9665

3 жыл бұрын

I got two unskippable ads. One in the fricking MIDDLE of the video

Man I was so ready for Saber to start singing the Mystery Science Theater opening theme