Go to bit.ly/noom_jacksfilms and take your free 30-second quiz! Thank you Noom for sponsoring today’s video! I get to eat today! -Chip

@teathesilkwing7616

3 жыл бұрын

No no food starve

@henntendo

3 жыл бұрын

John, I don’t want a cbt effect app

@finlazzi9903

3 жыл бұрын

Good try bot

@81wsk45

3 жыл бұрын

Cool ill check it out

@henntendo

3 жыл бұрын

@@finlazzi9903 lmao

I feel like every time Jack refers to himself as "Master" or "Daddy" through his dogs my lifespan shortens by 5 years

@randombozo7850

3 жыл бұрын

First reply

@jadedoptimistt

3 жыл бұрын

And those years go directly to me. Thank you!

@mayo4103

3 жыл бұрын

it's actually jack's loss, not yours

@charleybell3091

3 жыл бұрын

I really hope it’s five DOG years

@highdefinition450

3 жыл бұрын

What would you call it

Jack saying "Daddy needs views" to his dog is the worst thing to come out of his mouth.

@shxhebx2039

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you havent seen yiay 500

@Talonistrying

2 жыл бұрын

Okay, but he also referred to himself, through his dogs, as "master," so...that has to be at least a runner-up

@requiem165

2 жыл бұрын

Gun

@mcwithshift

2 жыл бұрын

1:56

@LeakyTrees

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah! And he's fuckin done it twice!

After making fun of Jenna’s dogs he finally got one that was just as smart as Kermit and Marbles

@komaedabutworse

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@OsmSkylandersCheats

3 жыл бұрын

*smart as Kermit and Marbles combined

@Chocobonnie

3 жыл бұрын

@@OsmSkylandersCheats Like that means something, they aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed

@Eriey3

3 жыл бұрын

What are this 😂😂🙈

@LuLu24Ayo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eriey3 it’s glueeeee

“I only eat kibble” REAL jacksfilms fans know he feeds his dogs ground horse meat

@thatonekid565

2 жыл бұрын

Grass fed, hand ground 😁

Hearing Jack reffer to himself as "master" is just comical

@cowboymooman8776

3 жыл бұрын

Certainly hypocritical for the malewife

@epiccal21

3 жыл бұрын

Him referring to himself as "dad" is also funny

Can we appreciate that Jack put his height as 3’ 2” and made his bio “YIAY love lasagna”

@heywhatup6081

3 жыл бұрын

That's probably his editor work...so thx editor

@dimfish3069

3 жыл бұрын

I like how the embraces the short jokes

@wilb0401

3 ай бұрын

his forehead makes up for it

Actually she's a russian spy and all she's thinking about is "убери свои грязные руки"

@milkkee540

3 жыл бұрын

I would translate that buts its probably a rick roll

@Kruton1122

3 жыл бұрын

@@milkkee540 it says “get your dirty hands away”

@tamiromero6987

2 жыл бұрын

Polish cow plays* Chip: Pog >:♡

Chip is actually an acronym Can't Hold In Pee

@eyeofcthulhu1815

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@alzbetal1499

3 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty good

@AJZ0626

3 жыл бұрын

@Pete Harrison What does the link lead to? I don't click links from strangers.

@AJZ0626

3 жыл бұрын

@@alzbetal1499 Thank you 🙂

@Sephifhy

3 жыл бұрын

It actually Can’t Hold In Poop

“Following her dad in the bathroom like a good daughter.” Sigmund Freud would be proud

@hannah.b_765

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the Electra complex is strong with this one

@randomplaceinruralamerica9618

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannah.b_765 as a son or daughter you are always subconsciously wanting the parent of the opposite sex thus meaning that the parent of the same sex shall be competing. You as the child must eliminate the competition brutalize the parent and claim your reward, but you also must accept that YOUR child may also enter the cycle and must be prepared to defend against them. This is the Electra Complex.

@wasabi5932

3 жыл бұрын

whats a fine gentleman who originated from africa has to do in order to gain some eel phalus?

@breadlast

3 жыл бұрын

@@wasabi5932 I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

@randomplaceinruralamerica9618

3 жыл бұрын

@@wasabi5932 goddamnit

"chips personality is just Hi, Am dog" fucking killed me

@alexswanson9665

3 жыл бұрын

But that was the worst joke of the video. I had to pause the video to recover from cringing.

@prime_time15

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexswanson9665 yeah that’s you, that’s your opinion, not mine, I thought it was funny, we move on.

@mr.stuffdoer8483

Жыл бұрын

@@alexswanson9665 says the guy with a default pfp

Just in case 1,000 other people havent said it already: Dogs like to eat grass to calm their tummy, but maybe Chip just likes to be a monster - my dog sure does!

@Fillardmillmore

3 жыл бұрын

Should I let my sensitive stomached dog eat grass? He tries to sometimes but we prevent him. Should we?

@awsomenicholi4715

3 жыл бұрын

jacksfilms abuses his dog

@Lightwar49

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fillardmillmore yep, you should. grass contains fiber which allows faeces to escape normally without any pain

@Fillardmillmore

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lightwar49 Ok, thanks

@timzijlstra1010

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fillardmillmore I’m not an expert on this, but I believe it is only good in moderation.

"She's thinking about violating the Geneva convention" Jacksfilms: OH no, Chipwich that's illegal, you can't do that again. Me: ᴬ ᵍ ᵃ ᶦ ⁿ ˀ

@tamiromero6987

2 жыл бұрын

She may violate the Geneva convention but she agrees: ᵖᵉᵗᵃ ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵉˢᵗˡᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵖᵃʳᵏᵒᵘʳ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵃ ᶜˡᶦᶠᶠ ᵒʷᵒ

@Spartan-Four-Twenty

2 жыл бұрын

@@tamiromero6987 you know Peta wouldn't be so bad... if they stopped portraying themselves as always saving animals lives instead of killing most of the animals they rescue. AND AS FOR NESTLE, yes.

@pathetic_loser1247

2 жыл бұрын

stay calm, you have found the joke, the police will be here to assist you shortly

@Spartan-Four-Twenty

2 жыл бұрын

@@pathetic_loser1247 bro. I know what the joke is. I was trying to make a funny comment off of it.

@elliswebster7041

Жыл бұрын

@@Spartan-Four-Twenty you failed

Jack just couldn't get enough of the "If dogs could talk" segment of the podcast, huh?

True OG's will remember when this video was called "PUPPER DOGGO WOOFER BARKO"

@lisachiappetti6092

3 жыл бұрын

It's still titled that in my notifications lol

@ogranesson

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisachiappetti6092 same

"I'm not short!" Yeah, right. You're Noom bio info literally says you're 3'2"

@dmen7280

3 жыл бұрын

You're = you are Your = what you were trying to say

@samuelbrock

3 жыл бұрын

@@dmen7280 frick your right

@flameBMW245

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelbrock yro'ure*

@trollol1914

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelbrock yes! Instead of changing it 👌🏻

Fun fact: Dogs eating grass is actually pretty normal and it can help with their digestion

@skedyt

3 жыл бұрын

Sheep

@Aditya-wg3lp

3 жыл бұрын

CANT BAMBOOZLE ME

@onyxcode

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aditya-wg3lp Dude I'm being serious Google it

@Aditya-wg3lp

3 жыл бұрын

well i did, i didnt say it helps with digestion but yeah, turns out its normal

Jack making his dogs call him Master is so disturbing good god

@zachntruckee7869

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Joe, I didn’t know you watched Jacksfilms

@kadenseans12

3 жыл бұрын

@Rick Astley 🅥 thanks, totally real Rick Astley

@Shizzy5321

3 жыл бұрын

@Rick Astley 🅥 thanks thing that isn't a bot

@AugustusXVI

3 жыл бұрын

hey i follow you on twitter

@MrShark-un7uy

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

“It’s not a matter of *length*, it’s just a matter of *joints*.” -Jack, 2021

@toomuchiridium

3 жыл бұрын

“Trust me, I’ve tried”

@eliasstenman3710

3 жыл бұрын

When you misunderstand how bold text works

“I’m gonna put her down” - Jacksfilms, 2021

4:09 "i need more wine" yet another glorious erin cameo

@BdR76

3 жыл бұрын

wow good ear 😂😆

I'll be discussing the intro of this video with my therapist. Thanks John

@TheGodGamr

3 жыл бұрын

I will also be discussing it with your therapist

@tia4108

2 жыл бұрын

i AM ur therapist

ik chip is technically sundae's biological sibling but she looks a lot more like klondike when she was younger tbh

@deutschelehrer69

3 жыл бұрын

They all look the same Call me a dog racist?! But THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME

@butterflyesdoalsoeatfishtearsb

3 жыл бұрын

@@deutschelehrer69 racist.

@elliot_rat

3 жыл бұрын

it's the eye crust

@Spikey100000

3 жыл бұрын

@Pete Harrison so this the new Rick Roll huh

@racoonken

3 жыл бұрын

This dude here don't know that there all clones

"She does this everytime I shower, so daily" nice try John, we all know about your 3 showers a month rule.

god the fact that chip is already a year old just makes me feel old

It is a good thing Jack's forehead is so big or he would only be 3ft tall.

@jeremytewari3346

3 жыл бұрын

I love how the forehead jokes were pretty much replaced with the less original but somehow funnier “he’s short” jokes

@Power11112

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremytewari3346 because he embraced the forehead jokes but hates the short jokes which is funnier

@itsprobablyrobin

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Roehl mark as spam cause that's exactly what it is!

@irelae

3 жыл бұрын

A hybrid I see

@Unlimited_Powah

Жыл бұрын

There is a 6th grader at my school is 6' 5"

“Her personality traits are ‘hi’” 😂 accurate description of a puppy

@beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video when I heard this one. Full on Erin Cackle

@Koichi-Kun

3 жыл бұрын

He said high

@Interestking

2 жыл бұрын

am dog

Shouldn’t this be on the award-winning podcast run by Erin titled “If Dogs Could Talk”?

Oh god. Erin going "I want more wine" during the wind-through-the-dorito-ears bit.

If dogs could talk, they'd tell you that today's sponsor is Noom.

@squishypigs3010

3 жыл бұрын

Ayy references

If Sundae is a one dollar dog then Chipwich is a free dog on wish with 20 dollar shipping.

@thecreamylad

3 жыл бұрын

i think jack clickbaited that video and sundae is a 329.99 dollar dog and chipwich is exactly that

dogs eat grass if their stomach hurts. you should mention it to the vet or maybe change up the food.

1:25 Chipwich staring at Jack, before her eye flick to the camera, gazing off into the distance, is such a perfect response.

Someone make a compilation of Jack saying “Maygan” instead of “Megan”

@erikapavedtheway

3 жыл бұрын

wait I pronounce it like that too

@nazeerkhot3651

3 жыл бұрын

Maygun

@HYKANTUS

3 жыл бұрын

Maymays

@wilburhq

3 жыл бұрын

meegun

@BinglesP

3 жыл бұрын

@@nazeerkhot3651 Mayguh Maan

I love when jack talks like a youngster despite being elderly

@PokeNebula

3 жыл бұрын

This fucking comment

@vanillaplanifoliae

6 ай бұрын

he's only like 30, come on

Jack's face when Chip licks his nose is way more wholesome than a Jacksfilms video has any right to be

6:50 Me:*is also named Ruben* Jack: and I took that personally

Poor doggo, let him go Jack

@teathesilkwing7616

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t chipwich a girl?

@81wsk45

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@teathesilkwing7616

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sonofanirsrebel no, I was more thinking if I misremembered chipwich being female. Usually when it comes to animals, girl and boy refer to the sexes

@notseenontv4819

3 жыл бұрын

Yasss abuse that verification status miss rainy!!! 😻🥰

@msteele674

3 жыл бұрын

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER!?! HOW DARE YOU?

The title of this video was disturbing to say the least

@81wsk45

3 жыл бұрын

Hi The reply below me is a rickroll Also the rickroll video owner is not here below, dont say hi to him, i think its deleted

@kylefielder9664

3 жыл бұрын

I knew you would be here after Kyle Exum lol

@teathesilkwing7616

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@milktea6676

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh Also first furry

@teathesilkwing7616

3 жыл бұрын

@@milktea6676 incorrect. You are the second furry. I am first furry. OwO

Chip eats grass because in a wise man's words: "tummy hurt for just a bit too long"

0:49 Hey jack don’t do yourself that dirty! You’re at least four feet tall!

Totally unrelated, but about 10 minutes ago, my dog was barking a bit while she was sleeping on my bed. Not like anyone cares, but I thought it was cute.

@mahmoudnasser3410

3 жыл бұрын

Why is the o in on capital?

@batvaleska

3 жыл бұрын

thanks for sharing

@Justanotherpersonontheinternet

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahmoudnasser3410 because

@mahmoudnasser3410

3 жыл бұрын

@@Justanotherpersonontheinternet that works

@Quesoquantum

4 ай бұрын

We had to change our flooring color to match our dogs fur because she sheds so much

"If I weigh 99 pounds, and I eat 1 pound of lasagna, am I 1% Garfield?" #YIAYex

@TheKrazykyleman

3 жыл бұрын

Garfield isn't made out of lasagna

@Rabbotic

3 жыл бұрын

Guess someone hasn't been inside Garfield I see, imagine...

@andreteapot5758

3 жыл бұрын

Eating a cat would be more effective

@TheKrazykyleman

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreteapot5758 just like Alf 🥺

@TheKrazykyleman

3 жыл бұрын

@The Iguana r/theydidthemath

That one-two shot of Jack dumping the box onto the floor had me on the floor.

The “off get off off now off get off now off” gets me everytime.

Jack's use of dog lingo scares everyone

As a reference to 100 amazing facts. “Your ex is doing just fine, and doesn’t think about you.” #YIAYex

@mikeshaftx

3 жыл бұрын

damn that really blew me

Jack I gave the podcast a listen and it is so great! I frickin love it dude.

"She has a habit of pulling up grass and eating it" generally that means there is something wrong with the dogs diet or it is sick.

"Why would they change the ending of Captain Underpants: The Epic First Movie to include the Turbo-Toilet 2000 from the second book in order to create an artificial sense of danger in a climax that didn't need it. Replacing Dr. Diaper with Prof. Poopypants from the fifth book already was pushing it, but this choice really shows that these Hollywood bigwigs had absolutely no respect when it came to adapting the flawless book series. Using Melvin as the secondary antagonist also screws up the continuity as it undermines his later arc as the Bionic Boger-Boy. Dav Pikey must be rolling in his grave right now." - My Ex, right now #YIAYex

@illegalmemedealer3549

3 жыл бұрын

Dav Pikey died? Man rip

@apexkonchu2234

3 жыл бұрын

@@illegalmemedealer3549 He's not dead.

@zacharygilmore1075

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, your ex sounds like garbage to hate anything about the Captain Underpants movie.

@Quesoquantum

4 ай бұрын

Dav Pilkey stopped caring about the CUCU since he wrote DogMan

Chipwich has basically become Klondike 2.0 with the tear stains lol

6:56 dogs can't feel guilt but you can punish them so they know not to do it, also dogs don't have a moral compass but that's besides the point.

This is my favorite YIAY episode ever

in case he changes it : the original title was PUPPER DOGGO WOOFER BARKER

Therapist: Jackmouth dog isn't real, it can't hurt you Jackmouth dog:

The sponsor being all the pups makes me laugh so hard

OGs remember when this was called, "What are my dogs thinking right now?"

Jack: Why do people keep making jokes about Chip murdering me? Also Jack: References 3 Dogs on a Couch

6:22 I like how John had to confirm that he showers every day. Yeah, okay buddy.

@Semudara

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, showering every single day is not particularly healthy? Unless he just has like, super oily and sweaty skin.

@elliswebster7041

Жыл бұрын

@@Semudara he does

the reason pups like chip eat grass is because often small dogs have anxiety so they eat grass to remind their owner to stop activating their anxiety just science man

"My mind is an enigma!" *Milk spills over*

#YIAYex I bet they're thinking "What is your EX thinking about right now?" Jack please come back I'm so sorry and I miss you

@xensbooknook

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT ABOUT HIS AFFAIR???

he makes even the sponsor funny

@thekoolestlazer4264

3 жыл бұрын

verified comment moment

@justinmailloux3799

3 жыл бұрын

I actually use Noom it’s pretty good. My coach is nice and helped me make good choices. I lost 60 pounds using noom.

@Beengus

3 жыл бұрын

Nah.

@ElizabethScottStress

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was actually enjoying the commercial! It's the first Noom-related thing that's made me actually want to use Noom!

@MawileLover

3 жыл бұрын

“Yiay love lasagna”

those little captions make this video 10,000 times better

Damn. This video is right up there with jack to the future

"I got to put her down" -John, about his dog

Fun fact; dogs actually eat grass to scrape their innards clean with the indigestible fibers, it's perfectly natural.

Chip doesn't look like she thinks and I love her so much

0:55 2 out of the 3 feet in his height is all forehead

This is the most terrifying ad I’ve seen in a long time

The fact that he says that chip can’t violate the Geneva convention again actually kinda broke me

When I can laugh hard at the ad read, I'm going to love the video.

Jack saying doggo unironically proves that he's a true millennial.

the title just aged me 40 years

@scandinavegan274

3 жыл бұрын

how old do you think millennials are? x)

Oh no, now I can’t the idea of the dogs having jacks voice out of my head

8:30 read the channel name, they actually got it right for once

I think it's super cute how Jack is deluded into thinking the dogs call him master, when we all know they own him. 😂

The Fact that Jack makes his Dog call him a "Master" when like bruh what kind of master are Lord Farquaad, Makes me think he's a Furry.

@muaudy

3 жыл бұрын

great insight from youtube user dickpoop

@irelae

3 жыл бұрын

What language are you speaking

@MikeApollo1

3 жыл бұрын

@@irelae Serbian

You should do a YGS that's just the best YAIY answers you can find

I thought you were gonna say, “they’re not people. They’re dyslexic” 8:40

I really appreciate how Jack still uses his old wtf blanket song from 15 years ago.

Jack, dogs need to eat grass, it helps clean their digestive system.

I always say my one dog has Tiny Tim's Tiptoe Through the Tulips in his head on repeat at all times. He is a special guy.

3:23 Chipwich is so precious

Jack confirmed 3’2 😳

@drdtmutual

3 жыл бұрын

i'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed that lol

Jack's miserable-multiple dog owner-life. I feel sympathy for this 4-foot man

Thanks!

I out loud said “ oh baby !! “ every time she made a small noise

Jack doesn’t even do his sponsorships anymore, he is really losing his touch smh

@jacobtaylor1636

3 жыл бұрын

I give it a month before someone else starts doing the videos for him

only true jacksfilms fans know the title "PUPPER DOGGO WOOFER BARKO"

Love the new episode of IDCT (If dogs could talk)

3:45 chipwich says "is i doggo please feed or perish"

The ones with the dogs are the best ones.

2:15 wait what do you mean by "again"

This was My introduction to jacksfilms

Congrats on YIAY#2000 I'm from the future

Doggo dab at 4:32

#yiayex “oh boy am I glad I dated him, so I had an excuse to turn lesbian” this is not a joke, this is a cry for help

@BananaManPL

3 жыл бұрын

are you Ross?

the acronym part of the ad was my favorite part of the whole video im not even joking

Oh hey, I'm in this. And still wondering why Chip looks like a traffic guard in that orange vest.