In a sit down bathroom stall at a really nice restaurant and this guy walks in as I rip a humungous porcelain splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."

@bojyles

4 жыл бұрын

Possibly the greatest short story ever told. I am crying in laughter.

@st__rdustcookie

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, that's gotta be so funny. It goes to show the humor still in humanity

@josh0147

4 жыл бұрын

On todays episode of stuff that never happened

@bigrichard660

4 жыл бұрын

@@josh0147 I bet you never know where the good parties are

@thatsjuancooldude9409

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigrichard660 you fucked up the saying

It was the middle of an "important" behavioral lecture at my school, and the only ones taking it seriously were the staff. About halfway through it, some kid in the middle of the auditorium raises his hand, and once the principal had finished his current bit of the lecture, he asks the kid what's up. The kid says absolutely nothing and waits for it to get dead silent before he absolutely RIPS it, like I'm talking explosive wet one here, and the entire student body loses their minds until the smell hit. It spread throughout the entire auditorium and it was absolutely nasty. He got in massive trouble but I talked to him later and he said it was absolutely worth it. He was a hero until we graduated

@bigpickle654

4 жыл бұрын

I think that was josh kain

@tylernatale7898

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigpickle654 Don't know who that is

@Cyni-

4 жыл бұрын

OOF

I know its 2 years late for the commtest but I have an epic story(If by some chance anyone sees this). So the fam and I are on a road trip and we need to take a pit stop and we needed some more ice for the cooler as well so we stopped at a Safeway. My dad and I go to the bathroom, and I pee. When I am almost finished, some huge biker dude with some American flag stuff on(bandana, all over his leather jacket, socks, the whole deal). He saunters over to the stall next to my dad, closes the door, and presumably sits down. I then hear a literal *EARTHSHAKING* ripper come out of the stall door, like legitimately the room shook and then the dude grunts and goes "OHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" followed my more massive noises. I swear it was the funniest experience of my life.

@scottowens398

2 жыл бұрын

That got a laugh from me.

@Vandium_23

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@evansampson703

2 жыл бұрын

That's so funny 😂😂😂

@howlersauce292

2 жыл бұрын

I see

@paulmccart7436

2 ай бұрын

Cuxufxfuzf?bccfxfbxjgxnbcfcfcctjxfbxfhxffart. Gcguchjt mfyxf6kxmhxtuxky5xkryx6krdyrktmhkztuxtj6xytkxtd6 try to find fart

When we were kids, my brother said with a big smile “Hey Monty, check this out.” Then he started to take a step and farted. Then with every step, he farted. Then his smile started to fade and he started to step faster with a fart on each one. He then yelled “Oh nooo!!” And ran to the bathroom screaming. The I heard him in the hallway yell “Noooo!” I then heard my dad laughing and said “You better clean all that up before your mom gets home son!” I was laughing the whole time.

@tamaragriffin8164

2 жыл бұрын

WTFHAHAHA

@antonyc.7173

Ай бұрын

Never trust a fart.

@LukasHannover1988

Ай бұрын

*I have a similar story: My mother, sister & I had just boarded a tram in Melbourne after watching what I believe was a Soccer game at the Etihad Stadium. (I was about 7 years old back then, btw). Since we didn’t drive to the stadium like we usually do, we had to catch a tram. The tram was one of those types that was double the length of a regular Route 75 tram.* *Anyway... my sister decided to let rip in the rear carriage, & since we couldn’t open the windows, we had to smell the damn thing for the entire ride back to the hotel.* *We were just lucky that the driver of the tram didn’t smell it... & least I hope he didn't.*

2:54 his laugh sounds like that one vine where this girl says, "not to be races but asians are, and then she laughs like this

@Ghost-pe7gz

4 жыл бұрын

Tina Delgado that wasn’t his laugh

@therandomraddish7281

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ghost-pe7gz ye it was

@Ghost-pe7gz

4 жыл бұрын

No it wasn’t

@sarahh4389

4 жыл бұрын

WhatsAGame okay but it literally was

@Ghost-pe7gz

4 жыл бұрын

S H no it couldn’t have been it was the woopie cusion because the microphone is next to it

2:52 that laugh sounds more like the whoopee cushion then the whoopee cushion did.🤣

@jasonjr2500

4 жыл бұрын

Lol so true 😆

@leriousgaming1638

4 жыл бұрын

R/whoosh

@leriousgaming1638

4 жыл бұрын

He was in pain on that laugh

@eggsnbacon4283

4 жыл бұрын

That noise 😂😂😂

@avecky1202

4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Williams “not to be racist or anything, but asian people-“

Dropped my guts in the work elevator on the way back to my desk while no one was around. Zipped around the corner, sat at my desk and 2 seconds later the CEO walked past my desk, straight into the elevator and as the doors shut I hear quite loudly "What the -" and the doors shut on him. It was close to 10 years ago and I still giggle about it every time I tell the story.

I was on a plane flying from Minnesota to Colorado and as we were about half way through the flight I ripped a large one. About 50% of the 747 heard it and almost 90% of it smelled it. I had a kid sitting behind me laughing so hard he wet his pants. The worst part was I was sitting next to a Nun and a Minister.

@i_can_c_u_2295

2 жыл бұрын

Now the nun knows, how hell smells.

@eleshaangus2764

3 ай бұрын

😂

When I was the best man for my brothers’ wedding, I let one rip mid-vows👌. 44 club hype🔥🔥

@erikkennedy

4 жыл бұрын

'My brothers' wedding' . . . I hope your brothers are very happy together. 🤩

@timbovee8840

4 жыл бұрын

Erik Kennedy oh shit😂😂, brother’s**

@markenda1

4 жыл бұрын

Is your sister-in-law speaking to you yet?😁

@gamingwithdinokid1127

4 жыл бұрын

I was in kindergarten and we were on the carpet and I let one rip it made the chairs move then every looked at me lol

She’s going to kill me... My favorite “fart” story is whenever me and my two sisters were all hanging out playing monopoly. We were all sitting there and then one of my sisters lifted her leg to fart. After doing so, she got up and ran away screaming “That was more than a fart!” Hahaha! This was ages ago!

@bigsteven2789

4 жыл бұрын

Lel

@occasionalcereal1799

4 жыл бұрын

XtremeAussie end quotes

@chshhdhxj9106

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@mena94x3

4 жыл бұрын

Never trust a fart.

Gaunsons laugh at 2:54 gets me every time 😂

@TB3hnz

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT??? How does a man laugh like that??

@ItsAideniteDragon

Жыл бұрын

How to get timestamp?

@andythomas9564

6 ай бұрын

Sick laugh 😷

It happened at night years ago, Late and quiet evening with a very soft rain outside. I was in my room TV up, mum in hers reading a book,, my Brother and his girl at the far end of the house with many doors! between! also a TV going when it happened. First the sound. A Roar as if Chewbacca had just hit every finger with a red hot hammer, The feel- yes I'm sure with the terrible sound came a rumble that shook the house. My eyes darted around the room in shock and bewilderment. I opened the door to see mum looking out from hers- She asked what had happened? I looked toward the front of the house where my brothers girlfriend had somehow teleported to the front yard- walking while chocking in a dazed circle. We crossed the house slowly and cautiously aimed at the room of my brother who lay in bed flipping the channels with a look of evil vengeance on his face. he only said 5 words. "told her to move over" That was the night Chewbacca visited.

@whitneyp5689

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😎

5:36 that's how they make machine gun sounds in movies

@blindecstasy6358

4 жыл бұрын

Or helicopter

@miguel6322

4 жыл бұрын

True

@kayosatu

4 жыл бұрын

MORE LIEK A HELICOPTER

@brettarrowsmith52

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@brettarrowsmith52

4 жыл бұрын

They wouldn't get people to jump onto that

This is admittedly dark but true.. but at my aunts funeral as they were lowering the casket into the ground and everyone was silent my brother let out an EXTREMELY audible fart. It was the funniest thing I’ve ever witnessed. When I asked why he did it later he said “I thought it was gonna be silent!” 😂😂

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

AWW GRANDMAA!

@ethandoxey3422

4 жыл бұрын

I’m killing my self laughing

@glitchjedi9584

4 жыл бұрын

I made this comment have 69 likes lol

@goose3566

4 жыл бұрын

But deadly 🤣 I’m sorry I’ll leave now haha

@michaelace1175

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Thea grandma? Read what he said Again?

In first grade, my teaches was like “stop armpit farting” and 10 minutes later I ripped boot. It lasted for about 1/10 of a second and was INCREDIBLY loud

2:48 it sounds so hilarious when he was laughing and I just peed myself😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fart story! A few years ago, I had an abdominal surgery. When I woke up, still drowsy from the anesthetic, the nurse said to me that I would feel uncomfortable for a while because they filled me with gas during the surgery. I had heard about this before and knew that usually when they do this, they tell the patient afterwards to fart out all the gas to feel better. So she left, my parents left to get something to eat, and I got to work. Just farting up a storm. Then at one point, the nurse comes back in. I let out a huuuge fart. She looked over, and I could see she had a look on her face and was about to say something. I assumed she was going to tell me not to be embarrassed and to continue getting the gas out. So I preemptively said, "Oh no. I'm not going to stop." Then my sister came to visit. I farted and she was grossed out. I explained that it's part of the process. Well, my sister is a nurse. She stopped me and said that for my surgery (a gall bladder removal) they did not inject any gas into the digestive system - they injected it into the abdominal cavity. So farting would do nothing to get it out. Suddenly I realized how insane I looked when that nurse came in. I had let out an enormous fart, she turned to me, expecting me to excuse myself. Instead I looked her dead in the eyes and said, "I'm NOT going to stop!" and continued aggressively farting until she left the room.

@gyomeihimejima9135

4 жыл бұрын

Bro this has me dead 😂😂😂😂

@shaneslack8278

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA OMG, I just laughed tears reading your story 😂😂 thanks mate👍👍

@strawberry3994

4 жыл бұрын

Slippery Sam lol

@grahamhunter4330

4 жыл бұрын

Lol bro I’m dead😂

@avatarwar1661

4 жыл бұрын

I died laghing

When my husband and I first started dating he accidentally let out a fart while we sat on my couch and was totally embarrassed...I played it off as if I didnt hear it and to make him feel comfortable I then let one out which was louder than his and then turned to him and I said. "And I believe I have just won this butt battle" ... #TrueLove we have been married for going on 10 years now

@RealSteff

4 жыл бұрын

That's a true relationship that is. Not afraid to let one rip in eachothers company

@Asertix357

4 жыл бұрын

You win

@damianvandenhaak

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

@unwantedleo7965

4 жыл бұрын

Palomar Ohana Adventures he won because he got what he wanted. (Which is to marry you)

@palomarohanaadventures8479

4 жыл бұрын

@@unwantedleo7965 thank you muchly

High School, gym class. Everybody was doing the running long jump. My gym teacher at the time was Mrs Nash. She was very strict, stoic & joyless. She was measuring everyone's jump results as I had just run and jumped. As I landed, I relieved myself with a real loud fart. That made my gym teacher laugh uncontrollably. That was odd for the students because we had never seen her laugh or smile.

I used a whoopey cushion at work once. I'm a cleanerat a supermarket in the UK. the cleaning manager was my victim. unbeknownst to me I didn't know he was suffering a bout of diarrhoea. he sat on it and messed himself at the same time 😂😂😂

I was in church and my friend farted so loud and I swear he came up off the seat. The priest said during the ceremony that was a good one.

@lancesonka1

4 жыл бұрын

Lol u should be pinned

@joshuabears5871

4 жыл бұрын

At least someone appreciated it lol

@mtemboar4726

4 жыл бұрын

That’s one cool priest

@chshhdhxj9106

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I was in my university library, dead silent, had my headphones in decided it was a good time to sneak one out. Didn’t hear it over my headphones thought I had snuck it out. Looked to my right and my girlfriends in hysterics and said it was so loud and everyone heard it. So now I know you shouldn’t ever fart with noise cancelling headphones on

@VentiTimes

4 жыл бұрын

asb 🤣 that was hilarious

@g_a_v_i_n

4 жыл бұрын

What did this have to do with the video. Why did you comment that on THIS video

@VentiTimes

4 жыл бұрын

xMortalz they asked for our best fart moments. What the people ask the people get

@braedonbellamy9767

4 жыл бұрын

OMG I DID JUST THIS BUT AT THE GYM TODAY!!! I’m so happy someone else shares in my pain😂😂😂

@sketchyAnalogies

4 жыл бұрын

asb this had me dying just now

Whenever I need a really good laugh, I just come back and read this comment section. Tears streaming down my face guaranteed.

A long time ago, probably in the late 90s, I was out at Ft. Lewis in Washington State, doing some army training with my Infantry company. How to call for indirect fire support, mortars, artillery, naval gunfire, that sort of thing. We were in a classroom that was like a little movie theater. Stadium style seating for around 200, if you make your buddy smile. And pack em in like sardines. I don't remember what I ate the night before. But it had definitely died. I let one go. And within a minute, they evacuated the building because it was so bad. One of my proudest moments as a man and a soldier.

My brother was on a plane and kept having silent but deadly farts. Eventually someone sitting a few rows back got angry and yelled out "who keeps doing that?"

@TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@whitezebra99sullivan53

4 жыл бұрын

Soo funny 😂🤣 😄

@mena94x3

4 жыл бұрын

SBD . . . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️

Fridge. Just drop a fridge Please

@jeffsuderman544

4 жыл бұрын

They have before. Watch the old videos

@brazenserpent7

4 жыл бұрын

I've never seen them drop a refrigerator, but they have thrown anvils onto one. Maybe they have done it before, though.

@jeffsuderman544

4 жыл бұрын

We dropped a fridge of a 45m tower. Is the title. Just search it

@jackjanz5732

4 жыл бұрын

Well said

@Jackvm.

4 жыл бұрын

😂

This one goes to my dad. One time he was riding in a car with his cousin and his cousin's friends. shortly after the drive started he needed to fart, badly. However he didn't know most of the people in the car (the windows were frozen closed cause winter) and it was 3 hours before their destination. So as the gentleman he was, he held it for the 3 HOUR DRIVE so he could do it in the bathroom at the destination: a movie theater that was showing a movie they all wanted to watch but it wasn't in the local theater yet. He somehow holds it for the entire drive, and rushes into the bathroom while his cousin and the others wait in line to get tickets. He got seated on a toilet and let it RIP. In his rush to get to this point he forgot that this was a 2 screen theater with NO DOORs on the bathrooms and screening halls, meaning the ENTIRE theater could hear his amplified fart (toilets act like megaphones for farts) as he proceeded to let it rip for the next minute straight. When he left the stall there was an NFL player (I cant remember who at the moment, I'll get it from my dad in the morning) who asked if my dad was alright. Needless to say it was my dad's strangest trip to the movies and if we even mention the name of the theater my dad's cousin breaks out laughing due to the incident.

@DBZgeek2000

Жыл бұрын

I love this way too much omg

@sanazaab9635

Жыл бұрын

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cohanstoddlerfun

Жыл бұрын

Smells like rotten EGGs

So two friends of mine shared a tent with me when we were in the seventh grade. One night we got a bag of chips and some coke, and after a good 3 hours of laughter my friend just let one rip. The other friend and I scurried to get out of the zipped up tent, but we simply could not find the zipper whilst trying not to breathe and laugh simultaneously. We almost didn't make it that day. One of the funniest memories I have!

"Theres not many things that get a good laugh like a Fart noise"...5 minutes into the video and i couldn't agree more!

What I expected: grown men making fart jokes and laughing at fart noises. what I got: exactly that.

@ironsword6728

4 жыл бұрын

farts are funny

I tell you what, I got a story that still cracks me up. I was standing in a Micro Center, a computer store, and me and my friend were looking at different accessories to put inside our cases. As we're standing there, I was holding in a fart. Despite the 6 other guys standing around me, I tried to let it out quietly and I shit you not. It came out as a loud, elongated mouse fart that absolutely cracked me and my friend up. Everyone was confused out their damn minds, funniest faces I've ever seen!!

I had to look it up...the Whoopee cushion is apparently very ancient, going back at least to around 200 CE and the Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius Antoninus. Other names include farting bag, windy blaster, and my favorite the pooting cusion.

2:53 when you shift without the clutch

@netzuo9123

4 жыл бұрын

FUCKING CLASSICC LOLL

@jazarah7981

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@jakewells3665

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤘

@greencheek

4 жыл бұрын

Legend

@Tommycat4888

4 жыл бұрын

Pat Davis 2403 bruh 🤣🤣🤣

Put a seesaw at the bottom and try and fling something back up and catch it.

@skeetsmcgrew3282

4 жыл бұрын

I actually can't believe they haven't done this

@danieltheisen5944

4 жыл бұрын

Interesting idea... a few things to consider though: First of all, the energy lost to the seesaw itself as well as to the ground in the exchange would mean the item launched would not make it back up to the person who dropped the first item (so maybe drop something from the top and have someone on level 2 or 3 try to catch it?). Secondly, a cheapo wooden seesaw would snap under the enormous pressure exerted by whatever's dropped. Even industrially manufactured steel seesaws might snap, bend, or otherwise warp. You'd need some strong (but also light, so the dropped item doesn't have to expend extra energy in getting the seesaw to pivot) metal that wouldn't bend or snap... maybe some industrial aluminum alloy. Lastly, if you've ever done this yourself (not necessarily with an actual seesaw, but if you've ever dropped something onto a pivot with something on the other end) you'll have noticed that the object on the other end tends to fly up and laterally AWAY from the seesaw because of how the seat is angled while in the down position at the ground (so either attach specially angled seats that will help launch it directly upward, or angle the seesaw such that when the second item flies away from the seesaw it is flying towards the tower). Totally would not work in the cartoony way most people probably imagine it going down in their heads... nonetheless I would love to see them try to make it work!

@danieltheisen5944

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, instead of reading my long explanation of seesaw physics, just watch Mythbusters! They had to create a super strong specially angled seesaw for their video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2afvNRrkqWqeag.html

I farted in a lift.... it was wrong on so many levels

2:50 I will never stop crying of laughter from that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@c4715

3 жыл бұрын

It's so funny 😂

@PrinceEmerald420

2 жыл бұрын

Godzilla roar

Commetest quickie: "Hey mate, how much do farts weight?" "Hummm, nothing." "Damn it, then I shat myself..."

@Nick_Dabney

4 жыл бұрын

Ha dum shing

So my job is a campground manager. So I deal with hundreds and hundreds of people each year. Not that long ago I was doing a check-in for and old couple that had traveled from Woodstock. They were very nice people. During the conversation of me obtaining their information, the wife, who was about 4 and half feet tall and hadn’t said a word yet at they point, lets out the longest and loudest fart I had ever heard come out of a person of that size, all while keeping complete eye contact with me. And as far the conversation was concerned, they didn’t skip a beat. The husband kept talking as if nothing had happened. It was as if the women had farted on my soul, not to mention all over my small office. I had just about choked while trying not to lose my mind in laughter. All while trying to remain professional. It was almost like she had your guys giant Whoopi’s cushion inside of here. Lol that’s my story!

So I was getting ready for school and I let it RIP for like 12 seconds then I go again and shart all over my carpet

A friend of mine hates the WORD "fart". She calls them BUTT GRUNTS. Enjoy.

@jaythebluegamer5922

4 жыл бұрын

This... kzread.info/dash/bejne/kZqZ1tuCkaTSqKw.html I will *forEVER* refer to them as "Butt Grunts" from this day forth! 😂 M'YES!

@battlebaron1405

4 жыл бұрын

Seems Legit.

@chanellericardi9726

4 жыл бұрын

This has to win 😂😂

@Du7chy

4 жыл бұрын

Dustin Wheatley that’s hilarious

@dustinwheatley8167

4 жыл бұрын

@@chanellericardi9726 lol thanks, but their are MANY good ones here. I just wanted to share. ^_^

Back after I graduated high school I was over at a friend's house with a bunch of my nerd buddies playing magic the gathering, about half way through the game I got that pain we should know all to well. At that time I was laying on my stomach on the kitchen floor so we could have room to play and I let out one of the loudest farts I have ever had. So my friends and I have to pause our game because we are all dying of laughter, about a minute later my friends mom came out of her room and wanted to what the hell the noise was that rattled her bedroom wall.

Since I was a child, we've always called it "britzing", with an individual "britz" being a single shot. Now having my own adult children and grandchildren, that term has been "passed on", so to speak, to them. I've heard the term "cutting a dog in half" a few times before though.

I'm going to keep commenting this until it happens. You guys and the The Slow Mo Guys need to team up and you can call it Ridiculously Slow. Who's in?

@jamesybarra8011

4 жыл бұрын

MAKMan The Official um they already did.

@MAK-Man

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesybarra8011 really? Even if they did I want a new one

@patrickkimbrell8873

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesybarra8011 what video did they make together?

@jamesybarra8011

4 жыл бұрын

Know what I’m mistaken. My bad

@MAK-Man

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesybarra8011 oh okay

Seal Up the whoopie cusion and then drop something heavy with a lot of surface area. The explosion would be unreal.

@DetectingArizona

4 жыл бұрын

Drop bullet proof glass slab on it

When I was 16 my mom had me a surprised "Sweet 16 party" I didn't know she had already picked people up for the party. As soon as I walked in the door from school I let a big one rip. I asked where my gifts were she said on my bed. I walked around the corner to the kitchen to go to my room. There stood 4 or 5 people laughing at me. I was so embarrassed.🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:52 really made my day, I'm from Scotland

Wow, as a Scottish person I can confirm that bagpipe impression was 100% accurate

@heather701210

4 жыл бұрын

Sandy Sleigh agreed! Used to play flute in school band and sat in front of the guy that played pipes that is exactly how it sounded 😂

@FNaFiplierthon

4 жыл бұрын

Aye, guys! I rarely see any of my own people in the comments. I... actually used to play the bagpipes...

@jackmorton7192

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@joepugh6476

3 жыл бұрын

Do not use a good way of them was the one thing that you can do at the end 9

My best/worst fart related story: So, I was in a public restroom with three stalls. I was in the one farthest from the door, and the other two were also occupied. I was sitting there, minding my own business, when all of a sudden, BANG, the door to the restroom flew open and someone ran in. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, he tried the first stall to no avail. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, the second. Then he came to my door. BANG BANG BANG BANG... and before the fifth rhythmic rattle of the door, came the longest, wettest shart I’ve ever heard. It lasted a solid ten seconds, and sounded more liquid than air, and as I’m sitting there, jaw hanging open, I hear a meek old man mutter nine words I’ll never forget: “Well... I guess I just have to wipe now.”

@justinbury1945

4 жыл бұрын

That poor old man. Great story though.

@darkphoenix920xx3

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that’s hilao

@darkphoenix920xx3

4 жыл бұрын

*hilarious

@joelreuning-scherer3733

4 жыл бұрын

I busted a gut laughing at this

@ThatReadingGuy28

4 жыл бұрын

That old guy deserves an award 🥇

I was dancing with my mom and then my dog just looked at me and let out the BIGGEST fart I’ve ever herd

I love how long the boys played with the whoopies before getting into the vid. How good❤😂

When I was 10 I had one of the most memorable moments of my life, i was walking from my kitchen to my room when I decided I needed to fart, I squatted down and created a one of the most powerful movements of my life. It echoed so hard through my house that it still echoes in my mind 10 years later. My mom thought I broke the TV.

Here we see a few grown men laughing about whoopee cushions for 15 minutes and 31 seconds straight

@augdawg6170

4 жыл бұрын

Straight? Probably closer to occasionally

@anas8183

4 жыл бұрын

How old are u?

@tuckershippen361

4 жыл бұрын

Aug dog haha

@2902dave

4 жыл бұрын

And we're not even mad about it 😂

@lukasluttich7545

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eaR_pJiJqtu1m6Q.html Nothin else to say^^

Best one yet! You guys had me in tears! 🤣😂

If I had to describe my best "Letting one rip" story, it would be: when I was about 13-present (I'm sixteen) years old, Me and and my family would often go to visit relatives from my mom or my dad's side of the family, and let me tell you something: you don't want to be in a car when I let one rip, they're so bad that they could probably even put a skunk to shame, and trust me, they happen every time I'm in a car with my family, and they could practically chase away a grizzly. But I don't have much control over them, and if I hold them in for too long, they upset my stomach. 😅😅😅😆😆😆🥲🥲🥲

I was sitting in the back row of class in college. This particular room was stadium style seating. It was the middle of summer and the A/C wasn't working in the building so we had a fan in the room trying it's hardest to help. I ripped out a silent killer. To this day, nothing has given me greater joy than watching the reactions of my classmates as it wofted down the rows. I was easily outed as the offender as I was rolling in laughter.

@justinbury1945

4 жыл бұрын

Then what happened?

When I saw Avengers Endgame in theaters, Cap said “Avengers...” and one squeaked out when it was really quiet. Then he said “Assemble”. Quite the most horrific/funniest moment of my life.

A mate of mine on a long drive, with a full car, let one rip. At the same time as letting go he said he could smell, an electrical burning smell, coming from the back seat area and of coarse everyone in the car had a good snort. No electrical smell filtered though my nostrils.

I call farts "carpet frogs" - always makes me giggle lol

My Fart Story: I once worked in a small mail room down the hall from an office full of employees and on this day I had headphones on whilst I was facing the wall with my back to the door. I had a rather bad fart coming on and didn't think much of it, so I let it rip and began counting the seconds it lasted, (which seemed to be about ten seconds or so) one leg in the air obviously. It was during this moment that my song ended and I was able to hear what was causing the smell in the room and oh boy was it a loud one. It was in this moment of silence between songs and post fart, that I heard the sweetest and softest voice behind me... "AHEM". The fear that shook me to my core had my knees buckling. If I could wish for one super power in that moment, it would have been to disappear entirely, but I couldn't and thus had to face the music and turn around. I turned around to see the most beautiful girl in the office standing there super red in the face, either from sharing my embarrassment or just from the pure heat of the fart in the tiny mail room. I never lived that moment down and could never speak to that girl again.

@joeljackson2909

4 жыл бұрын

Dang

@dominichebert9884

4 жыл бұрын

Oof I'm sorry bro

@andreweastmond8502

4 жыл бұрын

That's a RIP mate

@liamvingoe8161

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Eastmond sounded like a proper rip

Who else is just laughing at all of the fart stories in the comments😂 Edit: Omg thanks for all the likes i usually dont get more than 1😂

@g0dopotatos993

4 жыл бұрын

me

@evanmc920

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@bojyles

4 жыл бұрын

Me. Crying i am laughing so hard

@mpoh8398

4 жыл бұрын

Stopped watching the video and just read the comments at 4 minutes in 😂😅🤣 💨 💨💨💨💨💨

@scsutton1

4 жыл бұрын

I am. Send help.

So when I was in boot bootcamp, my division was getting ready for a uniform inspection, and our instructors went to the division across the hall, and a couple minutes went by and I let out a monstrous fart, and the RDCs come in(trying to hold back laughter) and said who the hell was that, and no one said anything, so we all got to do some wonderful exercises in our dress uniforms. 😂😂

The modern rubber version was invented in the 1930s by the JEM Rubber Co. of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, by employees who were experimenting with scrap sheets of rubber.

Secure an Atlas stone inside the zorb ball and drop that on the whoopee cushion

I sneezed and farted at the same time in 5th grade one day. I've been traumatized ever since...

Whenever my grandma would fart, she would say "More room out than there is in!"

My late father was shopping in Lowe's! (Big box hardware store in USA) we was walking through the plumbing department he left a fart so long and loud walking down the isle! About 10 minutes later over the public address system the store manager told everyone to avoid plumbing until they found the dead animal! Me my brother and Dad almost pissed ourselves laughing because what my dad did! That's also one of my favorite shopping memories of my dad!

Fart in Swedish means speed. That’s why it’s pretty funny to see the road-signs Fart 110

@LiMCRiMZ

4 жыл бұрын

HOLD ON NOW If it could be loosely translated we'd have *The Fart and The Furious* right?

@groutyiz1

4 жыл бұрын

SMOOTHIE SOUNDZ well played

@markusnilsen1406

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto in Norway

@anniehendrix2623

4 жыл бұрын

110!!!!!!!

1940: we will have flying cars in the future 2019: making giant farts with whoopie cushions What has the world become

@justmutantjed

4 жыл бұрын

We're living in the best possible timeline.

@darkshadow2299

4 жыл бұрын

Wonderfull

@brookelaj2821

4 жыл бұрын

Legend....wait for it....dairy......LEGENDARY

@SirNickyT

4 жыл бұрын

We have flying cars. So we've had to move on. Giant whoopie cushions are the next logical step.

@creeeeeeeeee4101

4 жыл бұрын

Then FLYING BULLDOZERS

Cuttin the dog in half near killed me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The huge whoopee cushion need a smaller opening. Keep the huge flappy thing but make the hole that the air goes in and out of a lot smaller and it will be the greatest pooot bag ever.

So when I was in 6th grade, I had a week where I had fruit smoothies multiple times a day. Due to this, I had really bad gas. I was sitting is science class when I felt a rumble in my stomach. About half way through class my stomach really started to hurt so I decided that farting night help the pain. So, I started to push and one long silent came out... This caused a disturbance in the force because my teacher proceeded to tell us, "Okay student we need to evacuate this room immediately, I believe we have a gas leak in the room." So for the next 2 hours all 22 student in my class and all 350 or so of the other students from the rest of the school and I had to sit outside the school until the fire department was able to assess the situation and confirm that there were no gas leak. Well other that the gas leak coming from my backside. That is the story of how I cleared an entire school for 2 hours with just one rancid fart.

@oro6399

3 жыл бұрын

Caleb Workman absolute legend

@angxl111

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Who knew that was possible

@scsutton1

3 жыл бұрын

That's spectacular. I'd recommend you for a knighthood if I could.

@michaeltheoret3842

Жыл бұрын

A good buddy of mine had a little can of "fart spray" that He got from a Prank /Gag Gift Supply Store and He brought this to school and gave a few quick sprays whilst walking to class . The stench crept down the hallway and "followed " people into class . The stench was so bad that some people were nauseous and the whole School ( at that time around 600 students ) was evacuated due to just HOW horribly it stank . The students and staff were outside for quite some time so the building could air out . Pretty epic prank and my Buddy never got into trouble because no one was able to prove who did it .

@bangcrip9763

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately this was a lie

You guys should put the atlas stone in the zorb ball and drop it on the whoopee cushion

@hammerheadracingmedia3823

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@LDaniel_BDuce

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that what they did?

@jessalynsmith4294

4 жыл бұрын

@@LDaniel_BDuce Nah they just dropped it, unassisted

@LDaniel_BDuce

4 жыл бұрын

Jessalyn Smith oh, it looked like they had it in there in one shot

The poor Sound guy is a brave , brave man. Anything past one Fart per second is a dangerous game. 😂😂

My favorite fart term is Crop Dusting: Letting one out as you're walking down the isle of a store.

Put paint powder in the woopie. On impact....Sound AND Color!

@ericanton7

4 жыл бұрын

Brown paint obviously.

@Exile2248

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

I once farted so loud the “wind” made my dress flutter significantly. My teenaged daughter laughed till she peed her pants. We are a class act! 🤪

@Johnlee-ej7yx

4 жыл бұрын

Doublw whammy!😜

@baoboumusic

4 жыл бұрын

Winner!

LMAO the wheezes when they laugh, absolutely godly funny

I would looovee to see Clayton vs some bamboo. That stuff is strong! Could do a rexy ;)

My fart story: I was in 5th grade and my teacher was doing a read aloud. A character had just passed away and everyone was sad. I felt a fart coming on and thought it would be silent... it was not. Instead of hearing nothing I heard the largest fart in the world. All of my friends knew it was me and immediately looked at me. My teacher had stopped reading looked directly at me, and said... “When nature calls, you gotta answer it.” To this day my friends still laugh at me for that one unfortunate fart.

@marshallshipton1151

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@emilyjane5585

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tobibalogun5449

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Micha1996

4 жыл бұрын

F

@sagep2100

4 жыл бұрын

Divot _123 same thing happen yo me man it’s so imbarrasing

30 seconds in and something breaks *THIS IS THE REAL RIDICULOUS EXPERIENCE*

You guys make me laugh so much. I love all the names you make up for things 🤣

Every time I drive by a petrol station,I’m literally ‘passing gas’ in public! 🤪😏

Fart story. When I was in grade school we were doing the spring musical. The choir had just finished singing and all set down in metal chairs for the next scene. Someone had been holding it in and that's when they let it go. In a dead silent Auditorium it sounded like somebody literally slapped the chair three times. Every parent there lost it.

@luispozuelos3963

4 жыл бұрын

Harold Turner 🤣🤣I was at my friends music recital with his band and the exact same thing happened. I can practically hear the words. “It sounded like someone slapped the chair hard 3 times”- Harold Turner

When I was in third grade, a friend of mine brought a whoopee cushion to school one day and suggested that we prank the teacher with it. Everyone was in agreement and when Ms, Diane walked out of the room for a brief moment, she slid it into the teachers chair and covered it with her sweater, just in time to get back to her chair before Ms. Diane came walking back in the room. We all sat there awaiting the inevitable and, sure enough, when she sat down, it made it's noise and she made the most interesting sound as a result of the shock. Between that and the look on her face, priceless. The whole room was literally rolling on the floor in laughter.

@cohanstoddlerfun

Жыл бұрын

It's just a fart whoopie cushion funny

@globallunacy2473

3 ай бұрын

She moaned didn’t she lol

filling the whoopy cushion with gravy adds a whole new dimension.

How about dropping some crash test dummies sitting in a Zorb ball ?

5:37 - some Vietnam War vet is having flashbacks to the sounds of Hueys flying

@skulledpitchingwedge71

4 жыл бұрын

Is that an inbox reference per chance

When I was in grade 2 I tooted on a hard wood chair and blew a hole in me boxers. Will never forget that.

@redacted9312

4 жыл бұрын

"Tooted"

Lmfao I've never laughed this hard over a video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Herron: Gonna put the People's Elbow in it Also Herron: *Does a splash*

Lower the atlas stone into the zorbie and then lift them both to the top and drop them onto the whoopie. That would be amazing!!!

@avrahamvidal4255

4 жыл бұрын

DevilDoc915 That Would Be A Fart 💨 Of Epic Perportions!!!!

@Julian-do7bv

4 жыл бұрын

Please do this one

I was applying for a rental home, and I was at the landlords office. He was walking me out and I farted. It was one of the worst farts of my life. He asked me if I smelled anything so I pretended to help him "sniff" out where the smell was coming from. I think he thought something died in his office. Hands down the worst fart ever.

02:52 was the best not just for the fart but also for the goose laugh too lol

DO THE OLD WHOOPEE CUSHION IN THE HAND TRICK. IT'S *ALWAYS* FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

So i farted in class, everyone looked towards the people near me right.. I instantly looked behind me and everyone just assumed it was the person behind me.

During an end of term maths exam at school, I thought I could let a silent one go but unfortunately it wasn’t silent.. I was sent to the withdrawal room (naughty class for naughty kids) and the whole class was evacuated from the classroom as the teacher was dry retching! Proud moment for myself. ☺️

@DSGamingStation

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Cullen wtf did you eat?

@TheTechmaster1999

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh I can only imagine the smell! hahaha

4:44 was the funniest sound (aside from scot's laugh ofc) in the whole video lmao

I have tears streaming down my face and I'm not even five minutes in. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2:54 my friend when I’m doing my presentation

@dripindahood6434

4 жыл бұрын

That’s so realistic

@nathanaelfertich801

4 жыл бұрын

Trent Fortnite and games I’m dieing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tommycat4888

4 жыл бұрын

Cod Replayz realistic af 🤣🤣🤣

@jetstreamtheseawing7547

4 жыл бұрын

Cod Replayz Lol same

I just spent almost 45 minutes going back and forth with watching grown men make fart jokes and experiment on whoopie cushions. I have no regrets.

@simplywonderful449

2 жыл бұрын

If you're a REAL sinner you watched it more than once!

@neilgillam9919

Жыл бұрын

i have just been reading the fart jokes and my work mates are wondering why i am nearly crying with laughter.

@amandanies3174

7 ай бұрын

​@@simplywonderful449Oh, I've watched it multiple times, bud. It never gets old.