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@theonewhowatches8996

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@WhoElseButZane

4 жыл бұрын

@X1 Hangyul he accidentally said faggot

@Cliffordlonghead

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome Video

@highpotthesis7413

4 жыл бұрын

Green was already confirmed to be matcha.

@ceilyurie856

4 жыл бұрын

They literally say on the website their crema is used to flavor things

"I'm a fairy" he says with cream all over. I feel like there is a dirty joke in there.

@ZitroKingCX

4 жыл бұрын

12:20 towel me up boy (Right after that) Its in my eye 😂🙈

@richardwilliams2779

4 жыл бұрын

I was saying someone was gonna misconstrue it, and I was not wrong.

@chuyistheshiz6811

4 жыл бұрын

he is lol

@ksoundkaiju9256

4 жыл бұрын

brewski118sempire Fairy is slang for a gay guy XD I know cause I've had a few....fairies😓😓😓

@tijanamilenkovic3425

4 жыл бұрын

Alcremie is all female 100 % ♀️

I'm noticing a pattern here. Sirfecth'd video has Leeks, Alcreamie video has Whipped Cream, so the next video will be about Polteagiest with Black Tea. Lockstin/Gnoggin really is becoming a cooking channel.🍰😹☕

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Galar sure has some tasty looking Mons. I wonder if there will be an ill-tempered chef in the games that constantly yells "Where's the Wooloo SAUCE!?!?" 😂😂😂

@8948380

4 жыл бұрын

more like tea with milk, we like that here

@alphabladelm2011

4 жыл бұрын

Food for thought.

@tylertichoc7330

4 жыл бұрын

@@cintronproductions9430 oh my Arceus, that's perfect.

@tylertichoc7330

4 жыл бұрын

@@alphabladelm2011 damnit, I wish I could've come up with that one.

You see, the strawberry is naturally attracted to the banana because the strawberry knows that the banana has something it doesn't. In this case, berry-ness. The banana just kinda sits there, being a banana, as oblivious to the whole ordeal as a specific 10-year old is to romance.

@xaviergeva5627

4 жыл бұрын

Well actually a banana is a berry

@seabassthegamer6644

4 жыл бұрын

@@xaviergeva5627 That's... what I was saying. Did you read the comment

@AquaLantern

4 жыл бұрын

We know this because THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE!

@seabassthegamer6644

4 жыл бұрын

CLEMONTIC GEAR *ON!*

@averrysmarghtpurson6599

4 жыл бұрын

Well what if that 10 year old is asexual?

*She tastes like your innocence melting away*

@ksoundkaiju9256

4 жыл бұрын

Dragon Lord Dracodenblaze I've long forgotten the taste of innocence lewdness weaned me off it

@matheusnever1plasmaman477

4 жыл бұрын

C O N S U M E *C* *R* *E* *A* *M*

@sblade777

4 жыл бұрын

So did my first 69.

@ksoundkaiju9256

4 жыл бұрын

sblade777 was it with a girl or another dude?

@somerandoalien8902

4 жыл бұрын

I'm naming my Alcreamie cream pie

*“To achieve cream, you must give it p l e a s u r e”*

@NITROIRL40420

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stevenirrizarry4208

4 жыл бұрын

To get Cream Pied

@NITROIRL40420

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevenirrizarry4208 Yee!

@NITROIRL40420

4 жыл бұрын

@Sonic Mobian Dirty thoughts, Dirty Thots.

@stevenirrizarry4208

4 жыл бұрын

To achieve pleasure you must bake the cake and the cream

All Alcremie produce cream out of their-- STOP. YOU'RE GIVING NSFW ARTISTS IDEAS.

@hamlet1055

4 жыл бұрын

Their hair.

@ConfettiBerg

4 жыл бұрын

Oh we're beyond this idea.... >:)

@hamlet1055

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConfettiBerg I am well aware, I just say its´hair its prettier than its probably non existant butt.

@benjaminwertz2379

4 жыл бұрын

@@hamlet1055 oh you innocent thing, thinking that we're talking about its butt

@hamlet1055

4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminwertz2379 Oh, it's titts!

Lockstin: “What is the sausage made of?!” Me: *thinks about my first Pokémon, which was on a rented game* “Poor Bacon the Tepig...”

@PurpleBrand

4 жыл бұрын

comes pre cooked

@kennethkay7226

4 жыл бұрын

would be immune to being cooked I think.

@michaelfinnerty7240

4 жыл бұрын

Cue sad violin music and a single teardrop

@sticks4632

4 жыл бұрын

It think i know what happened to Whitneys miltank

@PH96Official

4 жыл бұрын

@@sticks4632 U nasty bastard !!🤣

5:59 "The strawberries taste like strawberries! The Oran berries taste like Oran berries! The shnozberries taste like shnozberries" Just put Alchremie on Wonka's wall of flavors whydontcha xD

@alphabladelm2011

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe Sword and Shield will have their version of Willy Wonka for discovering new Alcremie forms.

@kennethkay7226

4 жыл бұрын

Candyman Willy sends out Alcremie and Slurpuff! (It's a double battle)

@lavachakes2628

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes the floor taste like floor

@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700

4 жыл бұрын

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

@ZGlove.

4 жыл бұрын

@@kennethkay7226 The opponent's Slurpuff fainted. Candyman Willy sent out Vanilluxe.

8:23 Objection, the green Alcremie has already been officially declared to be matcha flavor

@willowthewarriorwolf3723

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Post true, which I’m happy about cause I love green tea

"Never stop using your noggin" Proceeds to stops using his then faceplants into a plate full of whip cream

"Sorry about all the cream filling." 😄😄😄 That was actually a good pun. ...probably the only one.

Making a cream themed pokemon is begging for the internet to do bad things.

@aguywearingonlyshorts

4 жыл бұрын

At this point, I'm 100% percent certain Game Freak knows what they're doing and are either going along with it or they just don't care about it

@wildera7456

4 жыл бұрын

Just existing is begging the internet to do bad things.

@apexpredator5423

4 жыл бұрын

Ever since gardivore, game freak has put at least one sexy girl pokemon in they're games. Gen 4 had loppany, gen 5 had lilagant, gen 6 had delphox and gen 7 had salazzile.

@gonerofsavers3813

4 жыл бұрын

Cant wait to see it made out of cum!!! (What have i dun)

@JonnySpec

4 жыл бұрын

@@gonerofsavers3813 Alcummie?

"Nothing interesting is happening" The 24 hour livestream

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they only revealed these things: 1. The Morelull and Phantump lines survived the snap. 2. Impidimp's cry. "Aurhweeeeee!" 3. The glorious treasure that is the cotton candy god itself, Galarian Ponyta. The stream was a good idea, but it should have been way shorter. Heck, even ten hours would be ok, but 24!?

@ValD98

4 жыл бұрын

@@cintronproductions9430 r/whoosh

@mrsuperheatran2794

4 жыл бұрын

@@ValD98 I know I'll probably get dogpiled on, but I don't think that's how you use it. Go back to Reddit. 😒

@chickenstrips6985

4 жыл бұрын

Valeria Daneva um- not exactly how you use it-

@ValD98

4 жыл бұрын

@@chickenstrips6985 Oh, God. My point was the stream was "nothing interesting", so there was no need to explain that nothing happened.

""what are her flavors?" According to rule 34-

@smol_lil_demon

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes I see, you're a man of culture as well

@sasaki999pro

4 жыл бұрын

_WELL THE CHART SAYS-_

@universalgamer9615

4 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fekin tru tho

@kleitoes

4 жыл бұрын

I guess you know the...sauce

@triple777yt5

4 жыл бұрын

Her cream tastes good especially on pies

"To Achieve Cream, you must first Give It Pleasure" ~Lockstin, 2019

Dude I'm a veterinary student and I was LITERALLY studying a few minutes ago about DFD and PSE meats and ilterally just gave a break to watch this video, my mind blew up a little. Thanks for making me never forget that for my test

@ZGlove.

4 жыл бұрын

Did you pass the test?

@madisonschon

3 жыл бұрын

I'm an animal science student and the same stuff was running through my head

@refornazari9310

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZGlove. i know it took me a year to reply, but yes I did, I'm now graduating =)

@ZGlove.

3 жыл бұрын

@@refornazari9310 Great =)

"Pistachio cream may sound nasty" *looks at my bowl of pistachio ice cream* "Shut up, Lockstin"

I heard Green was Matcha flavored. Also I think the shiny will be chocolate flavored, and the accessories will be stars since that is the only topping on it's Giga form we didn't see yet.

Noble"ARE YOU TELLING ME PEOPLE WANT TO F**K A CAKE?" also noble"yes sir people want to f**k a cake"

@KevNug91

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. Noble of Lost Pause.

@Dave_Chrome

4 жыл бұрын

@@KevNug91 Sounds like something he would say. Or a video title of his.

@PurpleBrand

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dave_Chrome its was part of a video, a little skit in the begging i believe in a try not to laugh pokemon sw and sh edition

@attackcrash0787

4 жыл бұрын

Miideum Actually, the whole vid was a skit I believe.

Me: *waiting for him to say this was a mistake* Lockstin: "...this was fun...!"

If the Tepig or Spoink evolution line isn't in the Sw/Sh games, then I think we know where the sausage in the curry is coming from.

@HORRIOR1

4 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't that be the other way around? You need to have pigs around to make sausage.

@satokou3850

4 жыл бұрын

Not if you need to kill the pig to make sausage

@HORRIOR1

4 жыл бұрын

And what then? A steady supply of sausage requires pig farms.

@satokou3850

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, you completely missed the point of the joke

@TemporalGuardians

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly poor Tepig

All I can say about this video: 1. Innuendos. Innuendos everywhere. 2. Lockstin loves his cream. Really loves it~ 3. Lockstin is apparently part Snorlax. 4. *PLEASURE* 5. *FAIRIES!!!*

"I'm gonna eat this Pokemon and then take a nap" Gnoggin 2019

@alphabladelm2011

4 жыл бұрын

OMG, he’s a Snorlax in disguise!

I really really liked this episode despite it being a “cream filler”. Keep up the amazing work😊

How do we create a real life Alcremie? Hmm...of course! Alchemy! *Mad science noises intensifies*

@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700

4 жыл бұрын

Well, better start drawing up some transmutation circles.

@MariOmor1

3 жыл бұрын

*The future is now, thanks to science!*

There is still one unanswered Question about Alcremie, the most important one of all: Are the different versions region-specific like Vivillon? Or are they all optainable regardless of where you live?

@shinyrayquaza9

2 жыл бұрын

it should be the same regardless since you are just mixing the milcery with a berry

@peteynutt4104

21 сағат бұрын

It's how and when you spin, yes you heard me right, spin.

4:08 "To achieve cream, you must First give it pleasure" DATS WOT SHE SAID!!!

Only ogs remember the original upload

@incrediblecrew2.042

4 жыл бұрын

Sub or Succ aaayyyy I’m here

@phil_510

4 жыл бұрын

“This video is private” Edit: for anyone who doesn’t know, the original title was: I made an Alcremie! What are her flavours?

@Makochips

4 жыл бұрын

@@phil_510 but why was it privated

@dragonlorddracodenblaze

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@cameronscott5649

4 жыл бұрын

I was bout to watch it but it got taken down by the time i tried

Pokemon: **has anything to do with alchemy** Lockstin: **happiness noise**

This channel has just devolved from good theories to “WE PLAYED WITH LEEKS AND CREAM” but I love it still

@GameSharks

4 жыл бұрын

there's probably about as many good theories, the algorithm jsut demands constant content and good theories take a lot more effort and research

"To achieve cream you must first give it pleasure." - Lockstin

Lockstin *"Alchemy"* Ah Shiz Here We Go Again

Alcremie must have plain magic to hold itself together so well after getting mauled by the enemy Pokémon using BITE

@ReshiLuna

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah...

@pokemonsonicgirl123

2 жыл бұрын

That would be Acid Armor. Quite useful against physical Steel-type attacks.

2:48 that edit kills me XD Flashback to the 4+ hours of Sun and Moon Finale-Reboot-Theory

Some of the colorations have names which actually do explain the flavour: - The basic, golden-white one is called vanilla cream - The brown one is caramel swirl - The spring-green one is matcha cream - The yellow one is lemon cream - The pale white one is salted cream (which sounds kinda gross actually) - You guessed correctly for the minty-green one- it’s mint cream! The other 3 flavours, which aren’t as specific in name, are ruby swirl/cream and rainbow swirl.

Alternate Title: "Lockstin fondles and eats out an Alcremie"

@bunnyluve

4 жыл бұрын

No

@wizardkirb7795

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@iceicicle3046

3 жыл бұрын

How to get demonetised

@MissDessKelogg

3 жыл бұрын

No

@Sonque123

Ай бұрын

I want that to happen to me-

Have you considered the possibility that there could be a combination of the two densities of cream (with the etched details of course obtained with whatever ‘fairy magic’ is available)

“Fun Fact: Bananas are berries and Strawberries are .....” That moment you realize that you’ve been lied to your whole life.

@aRandomwacko

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly yeah... also, veggietales is hosted by 2 fruits

@elilackey7341

4 жыл бұрын

@@aRandomwacko yeah!!!!

@elilackey7341

4 жыл бұрын

Avacadoes are berries

"I got it in my eye" Women in the audience: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!

@Azier18

4 жыл бұрын

You mustn't laugh, You mustn't laugh! *holds back laugh*

@Thunor93

4 жыл бұрын

Im dead xD

@Super_Citizen_Paimon

4 жыл бұрын

CUM INDUCED PINKEYE CUM INDUCED PINKEYE

@Florceleste28

4 жыл бұрын

Not only women.

@Yuki_Ika7

4 жыл бұрын

well those on the receiving end regardless of gender (nice joke though)

Me: *clicks on video for wholesome entertainment* Lockstin: *makes pr0n jokes*

@enjoshi-godrez8775

2 жыл бұрын

You deserve what you get

Lockstin: there's nothing interesting going on. Galarian Ponyta: Am I joke to you? This video was probably written and filmed before the 24 hour live stream. I'm just making a joke.

12:07 This is what I came for.

Nobody : Lockstin : A L C H E M Y

6:40 I did know that actually, *readjusts glasses*

6:56 *WELL ANOTHER FUN F* *ANOTHER FUN FACT*

Everyone: what does Alcremie taste like? Hentai artists: I don’t know, let’s find out!

This is the high quality content I’m subscribed for.

"Taste Alcreame" Oh my~

@nullpoint3346

4 жыл бұрын

2:41

I really appreciate how you will link some of the interesting research/related videos in your vids. They've been super intriguing! Just wanted to say that because not enough channels do that

Do guys remember that time Lockstin went insane talking about alchemy before sun and moon came out?

He looks like a kid playing with their dessert, especially at the end there

Gnoggin:"The strawberries are strawberries the cookies are cookies" Me: the snozberries are snozberries

I feel like i'm just watching a man slowly descend into pokemon madness at this point

@aRandomwacko

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda agree, fellow katamari person

>Type 1 Diabetic on Keto "Let me eat that POUND OF WHIPPED CREAM real quick!"

@peteynutt4104

21 сағат бұрын

Quick Hans, the Insulin EpiPen!

"Because you live where you do? Thanks germany!" .... Hey...

@crepe_lee9545

4 жыл бұрын

Well it iiis true =.=

@Thunor93

4 жыл бұрын

I'm german and i cant deny it ....

@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023

4 жыл бұрын

DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES

The light pinkish and green Alcremie flavors were actually listed on the Japanese site to be "milky vanilla" and "milky matcha" respectively!

Lolololol I wasn't the only one whose mind was in the gutter apparently 🤣🤣🤣

2:49 Leaving this here for curious souls

But honestly tho, who would really eat an alcremie? It's way too heccing cute. :3 I'm planning on using a mint one on my team.

”To achieve cream you must first give it pleasure” - that’s what he said

The green one could also be matcha/green tea which is popular in both Japan and Europe!! :)

So for the people that never have heard of pastacio flavor Its a flavor from a green nut. And actually very commonly used as a icecream flavor When you go to those self servecing restaurants you have like couple of primary flavors of icecream Vanilla Strawberry Banana Chocolate and Pistacio Its really that common!

This is a re-upload. "Explain." "Explain!" "EXPLAIN!!"

@PurpleBrand

4 жыл бұрын

to lewd had to remake

I randomly discovered this channel and I’m really glad I did because holy crap the host is gorgeous he’s hilarious and I’m actually learning new things about Pokémon

4:57 your editor is properly cultured.

The clovers on the brown one are making me think it might be Irish cream, not caramel

@kodierkrieger6822

4 жыл бұрын

Any of the colors can have the clovers, or any of the other 3 "toppings". The clovers were initially shown off on the green one. Lockstin just happened to use that combo as his reference picture. Edit: miscounted the toppings. Its 5 total that can be paired with cream flavors.

@sarahmcglasson3064

4 жыл бұрын

Wise Old Wyrm itd make alot of sense if the toppings were linked to the flavor, but if the chart at the start is correct they arent,

@wiseoldwyrm765

4 жыл бұрын

@@kodierkrieger6822 oh I see! I should pay more attention haha

4:08: Me: awwww 4:10: Me: *STOOOOO-*

Everytime Lockstin says “Alcremie” I just hear alchemy, which brings me back to his *fat years*

@phil_510

4 жыл бұрын

Shawn McVittie It aLl COmeS toGetHer!

@Giovith13

4 жыл бұрын

You mean when he was... all creamy?

I wonder what alcremie's shiny would look like? 🤔

@randypelow455

4 жыл бұрын

Or could it have many shinnies?

@jeffreysherman8224

4 жыл бұрын

You mean "shinies." 40+ shinies! 😱

@elemomnialpha

4 жыл бұрын

I hope it's only one like Minior

@mimikyu4327

4 жыл бұрын

Probably Chocolate Alcremie

4:00 Does that mean if Alcremie is in a bad mood, it turns into *sour* cream? ;)

Alcremie is heavy whipping cream, hand made. A bit different and kinda specific. It’s pretty light if you whip it enough but has a thick consistency

Why was the original one privatized?

@phil_510

4 жыл бұрын

Otto Alfaro the title

@stevenirrizarry4208

4 жыл бұрын

That's stupid KZread you never learn

@Aflay1

4 жыл бұрын

Link?

@spacejunk2186

4 жыл бұрын

He said the N-word 6 times repeatetly on accident.

@sebas-a08

4 жыл бұрын

@@spacejunk2186 thanks for answering my question

In my headcanon i like to pronounce it as "Alcre-myéh" hon hon baguette

Alcreamie the new Spinda. Imagine trying to catch the shiny of all forms. I'll do it.

remember the first upload? neither do i. shhhhh

@tunakann7629

4 жыл бұрын

What happened? :0 I pressed it, and it was privated...

@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459

4 жыл бұрын

shhhhhhh indeed

@hamsandwich7496

4 жыл бұрын

Ya

@spacejunk2186

4 жыл бұрын

@@tunakann7629 Shhhhhh

2:49 Someone's channeling Overly Attached Girlfriend a bit too hard. *shudders*

@ninjapotatolorf6237

4 жыл бұрын

Why is nobody else talking about that massive close-up?!

Listen I know you’ve wanted to eat out Pokemon for a while now but this may be a little too far

@shironasama0445

4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I’d totally be down for Alcreamie if I was given the choice. Probably taste like whipped cream and strawberry honestly.

Ah, reminds me of my youth when I tried to make a Magnemite and Baltoy from scratch...

Oof KZread was a naughty boy again

I thought Alcremie was just made of creme with two cherries, kinda like how Muk is just made of sludge

@Aflay1

4 жыл бұрын

Shark bite 792 MUK BACKWARDS IS-

@SakuraAvalon

4 жыл бұрын

Sdrawkcabkum

Why.... why is this Pokémon going to permanently know has “the creamy load” Pokémon

Interesting to see how spot on you were over a year later. Honestly, matcha and salt flavors took me by surprise

4:10-4:20 Can't have the pasta without the sauce!

"thanks germany" I am German and I feel not offended.

11:16 When I put Whipped Cream on a Waffle

most of the colour combos have names that tell you what flavour they are, but some of them are just "Ruby swirl" and stuff like that.

This is slowly turning into my favorite pokemon channel

*Lockstin:* I need the cool wHip Did you just-

@stevenirrizarry4208

4 жыл бұрын

What did he just? Oh boy don't tell me he did actually...

Reupload?

@ 9:34 you forgot irish cream flavor. its very common for drinks and desserts, and would match the clover motif.

The sausages are made of a mixture of pignite, combusken, and miltank meat. (Pork, poultry, & beef)

@Chaos89P

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't Tauros be a more likely- uh you're talking ground beef, aren'tcha?

@jeffreysherman8224

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chaos89P Those are the expensive sausages. Lol. I thought about adding Tauros in my original comment. 😝

"Shaggy Roger and Scooby Doo has enter the server"

@matheusnever1plasmaman477

4 жыл бұрын

In Soviet russia Shaggy scare the monster.

@alphabladelm2011

4 жыл бұрын

He’ll always scare the Cotton Candy Monster.

*I only hug and lick Alcremie* She is so sweet and so creamie!!!

All sound like very good options for each flavor. Also, I'm having trouble remembering which episode you did the cooking for when talking about Earthbound. Which one was it again?

Alcreme's type varies on their flavour: Strawberry (bassic): fairy Greentea: fairy/grass Original (no toppings): fairy/normal Chocolate: fairy/rock Lemon: fairy/electric Peppermint: fairy/fire Ice cream (lol): fairy/ice Coffee: fairy/ground Blueberry/mint: fairy/water Any ideas?

Everyone: Alcremie looks so tasty Me: Yeah...yeah My Mind: You want to do more than eat her Me: :T

What if I... Put my minecraft bed... Next to yours? Haha, jk jk ... 4:19

Sorry about the upload issues you had to put up with @Lockstin & Gnoggin, and thanks for the content bro. Always happy to have something to watch

12:03 the look you make when you have to confront the person you’ve become 🤣🤣