“No hablar Espanol”….lmao. James was over Fuhad making fun of him- then Fuhad hit him with “apparently you don’t speak Spanish either”. I was undone lmao 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@italiajaj

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@metalgearsnypa1364

10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@aaronaldo14

10 ай бұрын

I was sitting on the toilet wheezing 😭

@alacrixh

10 ай бұрын

I died 🤣🤣

@DrSwyts

10 ай бұрын

I was completely undone. I burst out laughing. I literally couldn't hold it in 😂😅

"Am I your age mate?" Is equivalent to "🗣Do I look like one of your lil friends?!" 😂😂

@nicolehanna-talley9058

10 ай бұрын

Yaaaaaasssss! That’s what I was thinking! 🤣🤣🤣

@datboy_dt

10 ай бұрын

What's one thing black parents are not for 500 alex!

@Kmaryd2

10 ай бұрын

@@datboy_dt *hits buzzard* "Who is "BooBoo da fool?" 🤣🤣

@almazistevens4694

10 ай бұрын

That’s EXACTLY what I heard when he said it 😂😂

@fineappledot__1

10 ай бұрын

That's a very Nigerian saying lmao

James - You think I wouldn't ask Ellis to edit?! Ellis - *Does not edit* 🤣

@3lancerofficialmaybe871

10 ай бұрын

He should have made it the intro.

@lilyevans256

10 ай бұрын

@@3lancerofficialmaybe871 him leaving it in is the gang sign that he didn't throw up in the beginning. 😅

@Jbrow026

10 ай бұрын

Ellis was going to until James started throwing fuck yous around 😂

@MaxineShaw_84

10 ай бұрын

​@@lilyevans256😭😭

@Reecy0220

10 ай бұрын

​98

Ellis is just too adorable with that thumbs up 😂

@ronnieking3848

10 ай бұрын

He's very cute 😍

@madtonyakalilegg7039

10 ай бұрын

@@ronnieking3848Finally someone says it! He’s so cute 🥰

@mmcc4517

10 ай бұрын

Ellis is adorable. Period.

@liliokalani7512

10 ай бұрын

His voice 🤤🤤

They got so aggressive 😭😭😭 “read your stupid questions that no one cares about”

@curlydimples8244

10 ай бұрын

LOL ikr and they’re literally ALL I care about.

In the sneak peak clip, we get a rare glimpse of Fuhad being more Petty than James 😂

@godsassassin3733

10 ай бұрын

A rare event 😂😂😂

@QueenWhit

10 ай бұрын

Am I the asshole all depends on how old hey are tbh then it changes things

@Daniiduhh

10 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo James can’t handle what he dishes out😭😭😂

@Hippiiechiick

10 ай бұрын

@@Daniiduhhat allll brother lmfaooo

@fitfordiscussion

10 ай бұрын

Very rare occurrence 😂

The way I literally screamed when Fuhad said "pretending not to know Spanish" and the way James said fuck you Ellis and he didn't even do anything 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@darklawyergirl7

10 ай бұрын

😂😂 that had me hollering

@hidansquad

10 ай бұрын

😊😊😊😅😅😅😅😅.

Poor Ellis catching heat for being in the room😂😂

James getting vexed for getting stuff wrong and getting called out will never not be funny😂 Poor Ellis not even involved

As a native Spanish speaker I was gonna let it go but they roasted him so hard that I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

I love Fuhad actually being livid about him saying "Cocolemon" the whole time the last episode😭 "i let you" lmao😂😂

@Sylacarptella

10 ай бұрын

Haha plus the "and you were READING it". 😂😂😂

about the college story, i think the husband was the asshole. the wife has CLEARLY moved on from that and is even embarrassed to even tell the story. he begs for it and to no one’s surprise it’s just as stupid as the wife said it would be. he did it to himself. not to mention that idk what the apology was even supposed to do. is she supposed to have some sort of spotless past? and even if she doesn’t, why would you hold her to it YEARS after the events occurred? the whole logic just falls apart. he’s the asshole.

@MrHowhot

10 ай бұрын

If he would have known that he would've moved differently.She hid her pass

@sudaniyasoud

10 ай бұрын

plus idk i felt like thats such a tame story 😭 like college kids would do anything for pussy this wasnt too bad

@phoenixx3951

10 ай бұрын

He’s definitely the asshole in that situation

@xMsNoobx

10 ай бұрын

@@MrHowhot grow up

@Mandycola03

10 ай бұрын

​@@MrHowhotI think you meant "past?" Get your grammar up.

Sarah's a low key HATER and wanted to throw the wife under the bus. I'm a woman and I know for a fact Sarah pushed her to tell that story intentionally so her husband would look at her differently. She knew what she was doing thee moment wife said no and she pushed n pushed her to tell it and continued to add key details

@moneypro85

10 ай бұрын

Exactly this. There is no way you tell the husbands about our college cocktales. That is rule 1 of friendship. My man knows me and my besties know me but there is only about 60% overlap because we are different to different people and no one even wants to know all of you.

@Katielomax7

10 ай бұрын

And that’s a fact

@Rysco_creations

10 ай бұрын

exactly and pple are blaming the man, there are guys who also have a past but they don't tell their girls in order not to hurt their feelings, thats how it should be for both genders but she was pressured so u can't blame her but sarah is a bad friend

@THEDUTCHESS19381

10 ай бұрын

That's exactly what i was also thinking and understood from the take cause a real friend would know immediately that that story is a no go. Some friends just don't want to the best for you.

@AshlieJermaine

10 ай бұрын

Okay but.....that happened in college. Before they got together. Why does it even matter anymore?? Other than just being a crazy story?? I feel like if it's a big deal now, *somebody* is insecure.

The Montgomery brawl is a big thing in America right now actually. It's been added as an unofficial part of black history because it showed that us blacks can have each other's backs and rise above the bs if we band together. Folded chairs right now are at an all time high in sales and everything.

@annaanderson4197

10 ай бұрын

Dat part. There were so many family meetings: in the group chat, at church, at work, in line at the store....I wish they'd talked about it a little more. I was glad Rem brought it up!

@Zaqwsx1

10 ай бұрын

Yall must not live in Alabama lol. It's just another story for us but definitely history.

@amybeelicious

10 ай бұрын

@@Zaqwsx1 no lol Louisiana but it stays on the news and on social media here

@annaanderson4197

10 ай бұрын

@vonda5899 bwaha! 😆 Naw, in Texas, but trust, the anniversary of The Event will be observed in 2024. Southerners, come thru 💪🏿😎.

@amiral6664

10 ай бұрын

I'm not an American, but as a foreigner I was just really happy and relieved to see this story ending up with people coming together to help their own, rather than ending with yet another black person getting shot by cops or by a white person. This story's the true definition of fuck around and find out and the white people that started the whole altercation, cause they didn't want to move their boat, just had it coming. I wanna see more stories of minorities coming together to defend each other like this being front and center on the news, worldwide. People need to hear about these type of uplifting stories too. Also, watching Black Twitter coming up with all these great nicknames for the young guy that swam across to help was hilarious.

Every time he said “Coco Lemon”, I died! James’ face looked like “he he goes again”. 😂😂 that’s hilarious! After a while, it is pointless to say anything.

@jori556

10 ай бұрын

He always says coco lemon 😂😂

Fuhad: They tortured her James: OH GOD AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@annishiajones9052

10 ай бұрын

That sweeted me!

@ljeans531

10 ай бұрын

Them referencing The Glory was hilarious

@Kayla-kd8ov

10 ай бұрын

​@@ljeans531the glory was too much, we don't need no more torture 😅

What are you pretending not to know - apparently Spanish 💀 FUHAAAADDD 🤣🤣🤣

@1daynise

11 ай бұрын

That was perfect 💯

@kingsofguyana

10 ай бұрын

I legit almost fell off the treadmill at that statement

Fuhad is low-key petty as well, he got Jamie boy shook… that sweeted me 😂😂😂😂 Lovely episode as usual💯

watching these mans quality go up, plaques double, editing skills increase and their humor stay exactly the same throught the whole jorney is so satifying. love these guys so much

We gotta stop being babies about things that happened before we met our partners. Why would you need an apology for something your wife did when she was a college student?

@channi3_m

10 ай бұрын

FACTS!!!

@chiluyumbe2714

10 ай бұрын

Literally. Her husband’s reaction is so childish

@TimTheEnchanter0

10 ай бұрын

The only way to stop that is to immediately dump/divorce dudes that do that. It’s the only way men truly learn something is unacceptable

@Rysco_creations

10 ай бұрын

@@TimTheEnchanter0 u wanna end a relationship over something as childish as that😂😂

@bigrandomun9267

10 ай бұрын

Especially when he was begging to hear the story. This is the type of guy to beg for takeout and get sad that his wife didn’t think to stop him and change his mind. Bro’s a child for wanting the truth and not liking the truth.

Ellis’ face was like “why am i in it?” 11:23

James reaction when he’s the butt of the joke is the funniest thing ever 😭

Ellis catching strays just for existing in the same space has me so weak 😂😂😂

What are you pretending not to know? "Apparently Spanish" 😂😂😂

Fuhad sneaking in one last dig at James was surgical 🤣

@sphumenzimande877

10 ай бұрын

Surgical 🤣🤣🤣

“Don’t ruin Daisys day”🤣

“Fuck you Ellis as well” 😂😂 Ellis out here catching strays cause James is heated 😂

About the AITA: I think you have to be more accepting that your partners have a past, in terms of sexual partners. If you are that insecure that you hear an old story about your partner makes you that upset, you need to work on yourself. You're right, that isn't who you married, and that doesn't make her a bad person. She shouldn't have to lie to you about it. It is a lack of maturity to have to pretend your partner has never been touched by another person. That being said, fuck that friend. Keep that to yourself, haha.

@dantebluehairedguy9063

10 ай бұрын

Honestly the husband is the asshole. You're the one who wanted to hear it even though she said you wouldn't like it and he's acting like people can't have exes or sexual relationships in the past. Guys getting so pissy over nothing

@KingChaddi

10 ай бұрын

Nahhhh I can't ever be confronted with the fact that my girl was a hoe. I can't learn that sorry

@KMace-ft1ng

10 ай бұрын

See like, I'm not the person i was 15 years ago lol now I'm a mom and wife of 16 years, my man has a wild past but we're not who we were back then lol we're grownups 😂😂

@daarnett2x

10 ай бұрын

@@KingChaddi aight 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

@rovermakoto

10 ай бұрын

@@KingChaddipeople like you are the kind that still talk about college football days like it was something important 💀 everyone grows up. if she’s not a hoe anymore, let it go. you’re living in a past you weren’t even a part of; that SCREAMS insecurity.

For the college story, asking the wife to apologize is crazy. You can be hurt, but I’m not going apologize for my past. Especially for consenting adults

@DC50Gal

10 ай бұрын

Plus, who don’t do stupid stuff in college. That’s what it’s all about, trial and error.

@ernaisaacs983

5 ай бұрын

I agree with You. He doesn't even deserve to be hurt though because Hurt about what exactly? Shit that had nothing to do with Him, regarding people He didn't even know(including His now Wife). No one's a saint, people are dumb when they're drunk as fuck, She's not like that anymore, it's not His business in any way whatsoever, so He can just get over Himself imo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Sarah” defo wanted them to argue for her to be so blasé about that subject. Defo a motive she had, no way someone could be that oblivious or stupid enough to bait that story out.

@Kristel_D

10 ай бұрын

FACTS!!!

@iwandachibi8725

10 ай бұрын

I used to be dumb to think people just didn’t know the co sequences of their actions, turns out they’re mostly evil and intend to cause harm…

@pkerjay4

10 ай бұрын

Sarah was definitely single, because misery loves company

I am pretending not to know that I have a 24 year old half-sister. I have only known about this for a couple of months.She and I have been talking and getting to know each other. Shit is crazy man.

@fiasc0b0x

10 ай бұрын

How did you find out? How do you feel about the situation?

@masilomoshesh1475

10 ай бұрын

@@fiasc0b0x My oldest sister found out by chance a few years ago from someone from my half-sister side of the fam. She confronted my dad about it and he confirmed it was true. She since kept it a secret till 2 months ago. She called me and started venting about things and she started spilling secrets because she couldn't bear the burden of keeping them and it just came out. I was a bit shocked but I wasn't too surprised because I suspected it due to his history of infidelity.The crazy thing is my mom knew about it but unknowingly took the secret to her grave. Overall I am happy to know about her and she's pretty cool. It sucks that can't tell the rest of the family because people are going to be left shattered and betrayed.

@bluecamm

10 ай бұрын

@@masilomoshesh1475I’m in a similar situation, I’ve been trying to decide for like a year if I should reach out to her because I really really want to get to know her but I don’t want to stir up drama with my parents and I don’t even know if she would want to get to know me

@tretizzle

10 ай бұрын

@@masilomoshesh1475 In James's voice "Jesus!"

@masilomoshesh1475

10 ай бұрын

@@tretizzle 😂😂😂

I feel like Sarah was the asshole. Girl brought it up and continued to push it 💀she obviously found how it would affect the couple, especially her husband, hilarious

AITA: dude wanted EXCUSES for having heard a story he INSISTED his wife told ??? Is he mad ??... He's 1 billion % the Azzhole! What do you mean ? She TRIED to protect his feelings, he overlooked her efforts, now he has to live with it. How is her drunk teen behaviour of any relevance to him now ?... What an absolute man child! And a HUGE turn off tbh. I'd need HIM to apologize for acting up just because his ego is too frail... I hope Reddit spoke some sense into him, because homeboy needs to grow the hell up !

@nwjnsrule1341

10 ай бұрын

Worddd like how can you want an apology for something YOU wanted to hear? She told you over and over again uts silly but still you wanted to hear it😭😭

@guerroneo8782

10 ай бұрын

So fragile this man! I could never take him serious again. And HE wants an apology, like wtf- laughable.

@Blullaby

10 ай бұрын

I HAD to find the original post, and NATURALLY, reddit almost unanimously tore him a new A-hole - AS THEY FREAKING SHOULD! (And he deleted his post like the little B he is, because OF COURSE he couldn't handle to hear the answers to his question - as per usual! Absolute wasteman from start to finish!)

Pretending not to know that my aunt was excited about my uncle's surgery since he was likely not to survive it. 50/50. She wanted the insurance money and she got it. I haven't said much but I suspect the surgery was a plot since she was insisting so much. Whatever the truth is.. the fact still remember that she was happy about his passing because she benefited from it.

@damianoabbina9967

10 ай бұрын

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM 😮

@iamannem.s3101

10 ай бұрын

Yes my ex mother in law when her husband died too. Said to my ex husband on the found the hour he died well atleast the money can pay bills 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ellis catching smoke for no reason 😂😂😂 James leave him alone

Yep! Anytime you disrespect your African parent they ask you if they are your agemate, or "go do that to your agemates, not me!"

My guys are the only reason I like Mondays I promise 💜💜

@Melissa_blu

10 ай бұрын

Mate fr😂😂😂

@godsassassin3733

10 ай бұрын

Swear!

@khomotsomashego7473

10 ай бұрын

Same!! 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

@Kmaryd2

10 ай бұрын

💯💯

The sneak peak really just gave us a sneak peak of Fuhad being petty FOR ONCE😭

Ellis not putting his hands up, was perfect for the next line 🤣🤣😂😂, and James immediately took that opportunity #8Mile

Yes, Fuhad's words.. I lost it months ago when he ask broad was she " Christ, The Redeemer " with her arms out at the concert😂😂😂😂🥰🥰

Sarah wanted a piece of her friend’s man. It’s so freaking hard for women to make real friends

I love how Jimmy’s ego gets crushed when they laugh at him. That makes it even more funny😹

Fuhad: You should consider starting another channel telling stories. I don't care if it's bedtime stories, you've got the gift. I love you and James together no doubt, great chemistry! 🥰🥰🥰

Sarah is that girl who wants her friends' relationships to end because she's miserable alone.

@catherinele1580

10 ай бұрын

Agree, Sarah is not a friend but a villain 🦹‍♀️

James should just go into film and television coz he is hella dramatic and always ready to get in character😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

Greetings from Barbados 🇧🇧 it’s Monday people’s nothing like James and Fuhad, getting your week started 😂 James just getting sassier every week or is it just me ? 🧐

@JamesWallcott-jj2xs

10 ай бұрын

Big up the Bajans❤

@KingChaddi

10 ай бұрын

Ayeeee we out here lol 🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧

@bajan_dw

10 ай бұрын

🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧

@shenelcrooke

10 ай бұрын

Finally found my Caribbean ppl 🇰🇳

@JamesWallcott-jj2xs

10 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one😭😭😭🤣

James was real life angry with Fuhad. Watch careful you see James still riling up and takes a moment to relax his face.

@rorisangmaboa672

10 ай бұрын

The two answers that Fuhad read after they laughed at him, he didn't react because he was still hurt😹😹

@RomanSookar

10 ай бұрын

@@rorisangmaboa672 word!

Dude is definitely the a-hole. She had a one night stand when you wasn’t even a factor in her mind. Wtf? Then ask her to apologize because you’re disappointed? Sleeeeeeepppp. Also Sarah not a true friend. She knew exactly what she was doing

I'm so glad you guys are showing Rems and Ellis. I honestly thought Rems was white 😂 P. S you guys have reached Ethiopia

@millietembo7130

10 ай бұрын

I also thought rem was white 😂😂

This has to be the best podcast outthere👏🏿 can’t remember how I used to survive mondays😄

Instead of age mate, in America AA parents say "I'm not one of your little friends.

Every time fuhad says something so African and James reacts with surprise... I start realising how different cultures are. I mean age mate is a word I'm soo used to especially in the same context that fuhad gave😂

@maamemensiwah5576

2 ай бұрын

Yeah. Age mate is a normal term here

This is definitely one the best episodes. James always heated when he gets called on😂😂 9:43 Age mates is directly translated from the Dutch language “Leeftijdsgenoten”. 😂😂

Sarah is trying to sabotage that relationship!

The fact that these two are UP UP and James STILL doesnt wanna pay for Paramount is SENDING me 😂

Ellis got smoke for no reason😂😂😂😂😂....also thank you for not editing it out

I’m pretending to not know that my Mom is in the process of filling for divorce, and my Dad has no idea. It’s literally none of my business.

@tretizzle

10 ай бұрын

Been there!

@Carpathianpixie

10 ай бұрын

😳😳

@dylanshandley1246

10 ай бұрын

Blinders engaged my guy 😂 head and eyes forward at all times.

@smashpaker

10 ай бұрын

That I know the girl I sleep with has a whole son, daughter and a husband somewhere out there when she told me she dont have kids and never married...

@servingcant

10 ай бұрын

@@smashpakerdamn 😳

The Nigerian in Fuhad came out 😂😂😂 “I’m I your age mate”😂😂😂

Guys can we start calling ELLIS "Ellis the menace" which would prolly be ironic because he's so chilled... but he needs sum

These MF have me ROLLING!!! So glad y’all got the mics and cameras for the whole crew now! Also….THANK YOU for cutting down the Top 5. Way better!

I get why James cussed out Rem and Fuhad but what did Ellis do?? Our boi was innocent 😂😂😂

Y’all really needed a black Americans input to fully understand the affect of the Montgomery Brawl, the jokes go much deeper than this and the impact is huge 😅😂

@kindofyoung

10 ай бұрын

They need a black American correspondent 😂

@Luke-Worhm

10 ай бұрын

@@kindofyoungno they don’t

@SoFeeYah01

10 ай бұрын

I promise, some of us this side of the Atlantic ocean get it and we’re cheering, trust me.

Rem the Hype Man with his hands up lol - Ellis couldn’t give a shit 🤣

We need more petty Fuhad 😭😭💀

When James gets in his feelings for his friends correcting him then laughing & he throws a tantrum it's literally the cutest thing EVER ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

That AITAH….the man’s the asshole I reckon. Don’t ask the question if you don’t want to hear the truth….😂😂😂 everyone’s got a past and I don’t think I know a person that knows every single thing about a persons past. I would of told the truth because if a mates that pumped up by the story . You know they will call you out for lying to try and save your man’s dignity..so it’s the lesser of two evils

The "no habla espanol" part had me crying 😂😂

I am so glad that Fuhad and Rem picked up on the “no habló español”. I literally paused & tilted my head like….what?!

Congrats on the youtube milestone!🎉

I don't think you guys understand how much you calm my anxiety ❤ After not a good day from my 925 I have something to look forward to after work. Thanks fam 🌻

I think it's mad sensitive for him to feel some kind of way about the fight story cause that's not even the worse story that could've been told on college or even that scenario

As a Spanish I can confirm that this is the FUNNIEST!!! I mean más comico!

I honestly don't care about my partners past before me. We both got a past, seen some and been through some stuff.

As a mother who has highly contributed to the coco melon views I allow Fuhad to say "CocoLEMON"

I recently started listening to you guys on your podcast. To have y’all’s voices in my ear is a treat for sure but I love to watch your channel even more to see your interactions with each other and y’all in action. Love love love this..no matter which channel I’m on I enjoy how I feel during and after watching and listening to you guys. ❤❤

You guys make my week every single week, I look forward to watching yall! Thank you guys for being you. If yall ever come back to America, you better let us know!!

Was anybody else happy when he said “313”( I’m from Detroit)

“Person I’m sleeping with wishes I was someone else” Walls have ears, probably said it to someone and they didn’t want them to get did like that

I personally have just found you guys on TikTok and I have to say that you are probably my most favorite people to watch. Thank you so much for creating this continent. 👍🏼

Not me sitting at home listening to the pod with my dinner and my submission actually being read out, nearly spat it out 😂 love you guys!

"Im looking at your chain thinking i hope your head comes with it!" James got graphic horror scenarios 😂😂😂😂

I'm late to the party but let's get into it cult babies!! I'm ready for some gut wrenching laughter!! 👌🔥

😹😹👌🏿 Thanks Fuhad for letting James know. That is a very African thing to say! I’m Ugandan and my mum used to say that to us. Now I find myself saying it 😹

Waking up to hear "America is not a real place" as an American is wild to me 😅😅😅

I'm so freaking happy for you guys!! I see that big GOLD plague...sold out tickets and just seeing ya'll succeed in all that you do!! 🎉 I love it. ❤😊

James Saying No Hablo Espanol And Not Even Caring Has Me Weak 😂😂😂😂

James is such a damn brat!! 😂😂😂

The KFC thing (47:43) reminds me of stand up by Jo Koy (Filipino). His sister had a Black man come round. His mother made fried chicken and Jo Koy thought that was racist. His mother said something like "but they love it." Then the fellow comes in and says "something smells good, is that chicken? I love chicken." His mum spun round to Jo Koy "See! He loves it."

James being hyped before the topic is top tier

"If you love me, LIE to me." 😅😅😅

You two are absolutely hilarious! I absolutely love listening to you when I am having a difficult day. Always brings a smile to my face.

I laughed so hard at this one! 😂 My favorite dynamic duo. ❤ Every time I watch their episodes it makes me that much more grateful for my own best friend. Their bromance is real!❤

Congratulations on the Gold thing!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉 Big up y’all!

Saw the same thread on Twitter, the one that got me said “I once breathed on the microphone playing call of duty and a 12 year old said he heard a Nigerian” 😂

I swear I enjoy watching yall every day!!!!

The Coco lemon / Coco Melon confession 🧡🧡🧡😂😂 My brain does these tongue-trips to me all the time

Fuhad: Also it’s no hablo ingles James: guess what guys, I DONT GIVE A F*** 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 sent meeeeeeeeee

Fuhad clowning James for Spanish was revenge for cocolemon 😂😂

genuinely my favourite podcast to watch. I look forward to my monday mornings. first thing i do is make a cup of coffee and turn it on. If i could rate it more than 5 stars, I absolutely would. these guys always send me laughing, what great content.

Its always nice when couples can talk through things.