"fLiRtIng WaS a LoT leSs DesTRucTiVe bAcK iN mY dAy." You sure about that Oz?

@Nogdog945

5 жыл бұрын

Crumbling Cube nnnnnooo Oz you just had to rescue a girl from a castle... but then they kill you... and your children... and plan to destroy the world... all because you pulled an Obi-wan...

@harleystired

5 жыл бұрын

Yea Oz, u should rethink what u just said😂😂

@moffjustchillin

5 жыл бұрын

Crumbling Cube OZPIN “WHAT HAPPENED TO NO LIES AND HALF TRUTHS!?”

@nousername191

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the flirting part wasn't destructive. Getting past the crazy father, yes, breaking up with crazy chick who obviously inherited crazy megalomaniac tendencies from father, yes, but not flirting with her.

@fatbastard9147

5 жыл бұрын

My general reaction kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXx3k5RsYLLWf8o.html

“911 What’s your emergency?” Oz “I would like to report a man that was burnt to a crisp” Operator “Professor I don’t care how funny you bird bro is, stop calling this number!”

@CrumblingCube

5 жыл бұрын

And now you know why the VPD was notably absent during the Fall of Beacon. Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Ozpin "Help! Our school's under attack!" Operator: "Oh you again?!" *the call disconnects*

@ethanmorofsky6448

4 жыл бұрын

Ozpin:...Ok...that's my bad

@zexalbarian9819

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"This is my *LIFE* now" You mean *ONE* of your *LIVES*

@funichigo

4 жыл бұрын

This is my LIFE "RIGHT" now

Wonder what Glynda thinks of Oz. Also Crow's real semblance is roasting Ironwood.

@mickeybrisngr178

5 жыл бұрын

911 I would like to call an ambulance because someone was serverlry burned, and some send an officer because I would like to report a murder with words

@iceluvndiva21

5 жыл бұрын

Uh that could backfire if ironwood wasn't shown to be more than the steriotype of military personnel. He might have taken that as a compliment but thankfully? He's not that shallow.

@GhostBear3067

4 жыл бұрын

Ok honestly, am I the only one who as the more they watched the show the more they wondered if Glynda was actually the head of Beacon's janitorial/maintenance department with a part time job as a teacher for a little extra money? Serious on that extra money bit, Vale does not look like a cheap place in which to live.

@icantthinkofausername9422

4 жыл бұрын

A burn so bad it tore off his skin in v7

@devonzimmers7681

4 жыл бұрын

Yeet

"Im sorry you have such blind faith in me Qrow, im quite literally making this up as I go." Yeah im sure he'll still have blind faith in you once he finds that o-... Oooh... Poor Oscar... Poor tree...

Ozpin: "Now, now, everyone." *Oh dear God, my courtyard!* Lol. I also like that reference to the Red vs. Blue classic quote.

@cloversgood_luck9290

4 жыл бұрын

How about the other RvB reference? "You ever wonder why we're here"

@LastBaws

4 жыл бұрын

@@cloversgood_luck9290 thats what he's talking about

Ozpin is the guy who roasts everyone but at the same time cares too much for them, because all the crap he went through made him wary of losing people again.

@iceluvndiva21

5 жыл бұрын

And that's why I love him.

@romanemperor3160

4 жыл бұрын

I have been traumatized by many years of fighting the dark forces and loss of comrades and friends and betrayals.

@animefan2454

4 жыл бұрын

@@romanemperor3160 and also probably had the most messiest divorce in existence.

@Marie-do1df

4 жыл бұрын

I love Ozpin ^u^

@animefan2454

4 жыл бұрын

@@romanemperor3160 hey also the body you had as ozpin who's body was that?

"Lest we forget, you've already failed once" Damn! Easy there Edge Lorde, I don't think we're hurting enough.

"Qrow, you'd better protect that smile. Lest we forget, you've already failed once." *bruh*

"This is my life right now, and these are my most loyal retainers. A drunken man-child, a cripple, and a nag... Yep, thats enough. Salem, I'm coming home, honey. Just end me already." mood

Ozpin: Don't think I won't make you write lines in Oobleck's class as he reads the unabridged history of Anima. Scary thing is, I can actually see Ozpin doing this to Qrow.

@iceluvndiva21

10 ай бұрын

I can see it and I love it!

#1 - Omfg that Red vs Blue joke..... thank you so much #2 - Winter being angry reminds me of Nebula being angry

@CrumblingCube

5 жыл бұрын

After hearing Dr. Weller referencing it in Gen:Lock, I knew I had to plant that somewhere.

@picklethedragon4889

5 жыл бұрын

Crumbling Cube - Does he Weller really reference it? I haven’t watched Gen:Lock since I started watching Red Vs Blue, so I wouldn’t know. I’ll have to watch it again. Thanks!

@spoonsies6652

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, that rvb joke MADE the video!

"This is my life right now" Oz, you never stopped being a dad, because sometimes, adults will act like stupid children, in your case, armed stupid children.

*Iroonwood Sits beside Qrow's best friend oz* Qrow: *sTaRtS rAiSiNg hIs VoIce* 2:31

@iceluvndiva21

5 жыл бұрын

I'm more interested into why James brought Winter into this conversation?

@kana22693

4 жыл бұрын

@@iceluvndiva21 If good guys had more ambition and didn't suck Ozpin's dick so much then James could've pushed for Winter to get that power instead of Pyrrha, I mean you could have an actual elite soldier become a maiden or you could manipulate a first year student that was incredibly strong for her age yet still going through a lot of teen angst. Winter was the obvious choice.

@khaouladorbane8603

4 жыл бұрын

@@kana22693 she was choosing to become the winter maiden, it will be the same

God I miss season 3 crow so much. He was such a badass. I also miss winter as well, I hope she returns in volume 7

@destroyercreater98

5 жыл бұрын

Kyran Gosling I don’t wish her to come back cause they will most likely nerf her so bad that you want to headbutt a swords tip and make her there to add shock value

@originalskyname125

4 жыл бұрын

FORGET ABOUT WINTER.PENNY IS BACK!!!!!!!!

@animefan2454

4 жыл бұрын

Also wonder if Gilda will come back.

@DeepbloodFang

4 жыл бұрын

@@animefan2454 Glynda won't be returning until they find a replacement VA for her, but as of now, she is a teacher in Shade.

@neopolitan1461

4 жыл бұрын

She did come back when she and penny fought Cinder and Penny became the Winter Maiden

Remember when being a chronic alcoholic was supposed to be a comedic trait? Cause I don't.

@jibekmechler139

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well it’s funny until vol 7

1:05 why do I feel like an old teacher would say that too me

Dude, are you saying Ozpin set up Pyrrha as a sacrifice to unlock Ruby's silver eyes? That's messed up.

@CrumblingCube

5 жыл бұрын

Headcanon-wise, maybe. In the real show? Nah that'd be too clever and Machiavellian for him.

@destroyercreater98

5 жыл бұрын

Crumbling Cube yeah after a while you think that with every life oz gets dumber and dumber so probably that was by accident

@SpiderLantern

5 жыл бұрын

@@destroyercreater98 Maybe not so much dumber but rather he has become more detached from humanity.

@mickeybrisngr178

5 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding?! Ozpin betrayed the ENTIRE human race!

@SpiderLantern

5 жыл бұрын

@@mickeybrisngr178 How so? Sure, he betrayed the trust of everyone he has ever brought into his war with Salem by withholding crucial information, but I don't see how he betrayed all of humanity.

"I'm literally just making this up as I go." Ha, I'm dying XD Seriously, though, it is a lot of fun you guys going back and making vids with the earlier footage given what we know from canon now. Puts a lot of things in perspective and makes it all the more great/painful

This is my life now.... Well that’s all of it Salem, I’m coming home, just end me already Edit: wow! Thanks guys for liking and comment this ONE comment. I appreciate your honesty. Can’t wait to Volume 8 when Ruby “learns” her mistakes and sacrifice herself and be done with already... thx guis

@insertusernamehere3173

4 жыл бұрын

But, he'd just come back.

@JJhand

4 жыл бұрын

Volume 8 and 7 tho

@insertusernamehere3173

4 жыл бұрын

@@JJhand Volume 8 isn't even out yet?

@spectralstriker

4 жыл бұрын

I am sorry I can’t like right now it is at the perfect number

The insults between Qrow and Ironwood is just a masterpiece: Ironwood: If you were one of my men, I would've had you shot Qrow: If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself "Qrow-" "Communication is a two way street pal (Pulls out his scroll) You see this, this is the send button" Never knew Qrow can make up such scathing insults while being drunk

@Loispealz34

Жыл бұрын

Hes always drunk.

Ozpin: "haha, you said 'headmaster'" Me: * lags for a second * Me after a moment: * *wheeze* *

Winter: "What were you thinking" Ironwood: "If you were one of my men, I will have you shot" Qrow: "If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself" Destruction 100 I'm second guessing that Qrow can literally roast the crap out of anyone besides spreading bad luck toward anyone that he comes across

"Salem, I'm coming home, honey- Just end me already."

You'd be dead wrong if you think I won't make you write lines in Oobleck's office while he recites the unabridged history of Anima!

1:21 to this day that burn is still there. still hot. still painful

I here Vic's amazing voice acting and I start to become upset.

@theresivy

5 жыл бұрын

i felt like crying all over again ;_;

@barakuda6747

5 жыл бұрын

then, all of the people with 1+ braincells realized how important Vic was to the show, and simultaneously cocked identical shot guns, aiming them at the Kick Vic rats.

@MrWongWey

5 жыл бұрын

@@barakuda6747 I hope Rooster Teeth hasnt replaced him and are just waiting for the case to come to a conclusions. Due to the lack pf evidence on the KickVic side, I have confidence he'll win.

@barakuda6747

5 жыл бұрын

Sum Ting Wong certainly. *wheezes as I realize my life has become a disaster*

@jacobezell5198

5 жыл бұрын

True. I feel the same way. I just hope people don't hate on the new guy just because of vic tough.

Well thought out chess analogy.... tell me, Ozzie boy, is the fact that Salem has no King indicative of how she cannot be beaten?

@campbelldowler1396

4 жыл бұрын

Wow!!!

@Kat439.

4 жыл бұрын

The queen is supposed to protect the King. She doesn’t have anyone to protect. She’s only protecting herself. That’s maybe why she doesn’t have a King to.

@abbadon9693

2 жыл бұрын

Jinn just said that Ozpin couldn't kill Salem that doesn't mean that someone else couldn't and Jinn cannot predict the future so even if there was no way to kill Salem at that point in time that doesn't mean that there won't be a way in the future. And besides you don't have to Kill Salem to beat her I'm fairly certain that Ozpin planned to have Summer petrify her and then when Summer died Ruby and there are plenty of other ways to beat Salem. Encase her in lead and drop her in the sea, cut her into a thousand tiny pieces and seal each into a metal box and disperse them across Remnant, Send her into space, send her into the sun, send her to the moon, etc.

Damn it I'm late and also ozma you volunteered for this all because you wanted to protect her smile and we all know how that ended

white russian is both a good ship name for winter x qrow and its a alcoholic drink

@jfduug4994

5 жыл бұрын

Instrumentality1000 cough cough* Cloqwork

@wolfgamingnetwork3542

3 жыл бұрын

@Instrumentality1000 Enabler

I came here for Snowbird and I WASN'T DISAPPOINTED!!!!

@theresivy

5 жыл бұрын

we honestly need more snowbird in the show in general

"The Relic would be gone and you wouldn't even notice". WELL, no, he would notice...as in giant Atlas City crashing down into Mantle like a meteor at over 1000mph probably causing a small cataclysm type of NOTICING

@CrumblingCube

4 жыл бұрын

This vid was made 8 months ago...

Ozpin- no one has ever looked at a giant foreign army marching through and said, " Oh wow, I feel CoMpLeTeLy safe" XD best line ever 10/10

Ospin's 911 calls intensify to a ludicrous level!

Ozpin: Oh Qrow I"m really am sorry. That you have such blind faith in me. I'm quite literally making this up as I go. Me: Even so you did give him a reason to live.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if despite thinking himself the King, Oz turns out to be yet another pawn?

Ozpin is wondering if there is Hunter/Huntress with an aloe Semblance, because General Ironwood got burned!

someone better call the fire fighters, cause with all these burns being thrown around it might cause the building to catch fire

This is my life right now.... Me as Ozpin when he has no plan: Salem, I’m coming home honey, just end me already

0:10 Didn't his Ex wife literally murder thousands, including their kids and then proceed to try and kill Ozpin and humanity?

“Salem I’m coming home, honey, just end me!” Fucking LOL

"Hahaha you said Headmaster." This was your chance to say Head Hunter!

Ozpin isn't your fault you pick Pyrrha becoming a Guardian and Crumbling Cube Thank you bubby so what next RWBY Thoughts But i can't wait see RWBY vol 7 soon

ITS DOCTOR OOBLECK!

1:03 Actually I'd love to see Qrow do that😂😂😂

@zippacna

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is... He'd probably do it too

Ahahaha, this is brilliant, nicely done! Poor Ozpin lol, seriously when you've lived as long as he has I'm sure everybody seems like a little kid to him. I need more of this, please make more!

The comparison of Salem to an over enthusiastic Pokemon breeder is hilarious. 😆🙂👍💯

I wonder what ozpin thinks. Or is he even still alive in his own body? What i understand here, this is what ozma's thoughts and he is in control of Ozpin's body. I wondered, where is ozpin?

@jimgross1464

5 жыл бұрын

I've always had a theory that it is both Ozpin and Ozma. Think of it like this- a person is made from their memories and the subconscious impulses created from them. Maybe if a different soul lived in your body and slowly "merged" with your own, both yours and the other soul's memories and subconscious impulses fuse together, and after living in the same body for years, feeling the same physical sensations, experiencing the same events, and interacting with each other during that time, you both would more or less have the same beliefs and opinions, due to sharing those formative moments, emotions, and memories. Think of it less as one voice speaking over the other, and more of two voices speaking at the same time, saying the same thing, due to sharing the same inputs. Maybe they'll disagree at some times, but they wouldn't know if they are disagreeing with themselves or with the other soul in their body, since they've lived together so long through the same experiences, that one cannot tell the difference between arguing with oneself or arguing with the other soul.

@sflaningam7680

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimgross1464 So, by your logic, Oz (which is what I'm gonna call this ancient hybrid soul) is an amalgamation of the memories, thoughts, experiences, and personality traits of all previous hosts, with the dominant Ozma consciousness serving as the base. The minds and souls of each don't get erased when Oz attains full control, but are merely assimilated by the more dominant Oz entity, at which point they, to some degree, begin to alter said entity. That is an intriguing hypothesis and it raises further questions. Is the assimilation intentional or a side effect of the reincarnation process? How much of each person becomes part of the Oz entity? Is the change in personality immediate or does it happen bit by bit? Are the other personae still self-aware within the collective? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS OZ!!!

@jimgross1464

5 жыл бұрын

@@sflaningam7680 another little bit to add, being that an afterlife is confirmed to exist in Remnant, I'm guessing that once Ozpin/Ozma completed his goal, and he finally gets to pass on, his souls would be divided again, and whilst they may act very similar a little bit after the split, just like with clones, the more time they spend apart, the more differences begin to accumulate, and I guess it depends on your definition of self aware- if two entities share the same body, but are so similar that they say the same things at same time, and in which neither soul can tell if an internal argument is between their own self doubts or the other soul, are they self aware? Again, I feel like it's more two souls that are so similar that they speak the same things and believe same things, and therefore, practically act as one, instead of one killing off and absorbing the other. I think I remember that Oz's reincarnation thing works by finding a like-minded soul, maybe this makes the merging easier because there are less core differences to get over. One of these similarities could be an underlying drive to save people, and if Ozcar gets stronger, maybe we'll see if these underlying similarities causes him to act like Ozpin in certain ways- maybe he has similar opinions, strategies, likes and dislikes. We never saw Ozma's childhood, but maybe he was extremely similar to Oscar. Maybe he lived in a small farming village, but had big dreams of seeing the world, and saving everyone he could.

@sflaningam7680

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimgross1464 So, their merging would be more like that Yugi Muto with the Pharaoh, but on a progressively more intimate level? Yes, that would make sense, however you're right in the lack of important background info. Not simply Ozma's childhood, but also the fact that his past lives were only glanced at briefly. We have no idea if a new body is chosen in the way you suggest, although it does seem logical that it would be someone compatible on a deep level, lest they inadvertently exorcise the foreign spirit like a body rejecting a donor organ. We also don't know how many lives Oz has lived and what goes on prior to each reincarnation. He didn't immediately go to Oscar after dying as Ozpin, indicating a transition period. He may very well go to the after life during that time, but the Gods' abstinence throws that into question. Furthermore, there is the most troubling issue, how much Salem knows about this. When it was revealed that Oz had returned, she was outraged, but not simply because he was back. Djinn already showed Salem knows of Oz's condition, meaning she was more angry that he had returned too quickly. This implies she knows how long transition time usually takes and that Oscar is at the moment an unknown.

@jimgross1464

5 жыл бұрын

@@sflaningam7680 just rewatched volume 5 chapter 3 to confirm something. Ozpin says that he had spent thousands of years "living, dying, and reincarnating in the body of a like-minded soul", so I think that answers that question. Maybe it is instantaneous that he attaches onto a new soul, but for a while he is just to exhausted to communicate. After all, fighting (and dying) takes a lot out of someone, especially when you fight with your soul (aura and semblance). Maybe Ozpin sat back to observe the new soul that he now lives with to get a better understanding of him? And maybe Salem was just pissed that Ozpin was able to get back to his allies so quickly and thwart her plans at Mistral, especially since he could have been reincarnated continents away from them, and as someone who possibly couldn't have the means or ability to move about Remnant easily. Later on in the same episode Ozpin says "He'll (Oscar) will inherit my (Ozpin's) muscle memory in time...", so maybe Oscar's soul becomes mostly dominate, just with the combined knowledge, abilities, and memories of the previous souls?

Wow, I may be late realizing this, but you guys really don't think much of Ozpin do you? That last part was cold. I know he's selfish, delusional, and dishonest, but I'm not sure he's that callous. Then again, he was gong to willingly shove someone's soul into someone else and make them a different person... And not tell anyone Salem couldn't be stopped... I guess I see your point.

@destroyercreater98

5 жыл бұрын

24/7Princess Style well if you told someone that you can’t kill someone then they’ll just give up but if you don’t tell them that they will keep trying and trying until they finally find a way to kill them

@abbadon9693

2 жыл бұрын

@@destroyercreater98 And besides you don't need to kill Salem you just need to get rid of her. Encase her in lead and drop her into the sea and then in a couple thousand years when she gets out do that again. Or just cut her into a thousand tiny pieces and seal each into a tiny box and disperse those boxes across Remnant.

XD ya never stop being a teacher huh oz? OK... While I get the show of power to scare off the enemy? That has a boomerang effect to come back and bite you because you end up scaring the people who you're supposed to be protecting. So yeah not the best move you could've made James. Still, given what's happened? That ended up helping a little.. Key words "a little".

Who else wants to know why Ironwood has trust issues?

@iceluvndiva21

5 жыл бұрын

I'm more interested into why James brought Winter into this conversation? She shouldn't be there even if she is ironwood's most trusted! She literally has no business being there!

Did you guys just make a reference to 47 Ronin because it sounded like a reference to the treasury of loyal retainers?

@CrumblingCube

5 жыл бұрын

Nah I skipped out on that movie.

“Flirting was a lot less destructive back in day” Witch “day” are you referring to cause you kinda get reincarnated A LOT.

" If i were one of your men i shoot myself" Looks to Volume 7 were qrow basikally works for ironwood. Vorshadowing?

what do oz’s glasses do. like they don’t go to his eyes and they are down so low that you can’t use them unless you look down. what do they do

“N O P E.” - Qrow

"You said headmaster"

2:00 i see you are a man of culture as well

One one hand: pawn with great potential gets to become even more badass, on the other hand: motivational trauma for the heroic lead. . . Clearly a tough choice for the reincarnated old man.

Can you do what qrow thinks when he meets oscar?

ozpin being a mood

Major props on that chess board! Pretty much the 2D version of the vol 8 opening :D

Daily life of Oz . Qrow victory by verbal murder

Will you guys do what perrya thinks of jaune

@ashallen4798

4 жыл бұрын

Ooh I second that. See what really goes on Pyrrhas’ mind. Just don’t let Ruby hear it. She’s TOO young and innocent

Wait, which ones the nag? Winter or Glynda?

"Honestly, worst hire I've ever made. I don't even know why I gave you the headmaster position at Atlas, When you're clearly never there. The relic would be gone long before you would even take notice" Yeah, about that...... you're not that wrong, Oz

hey I realize this comment is a bit late but wouldn't Cinder be the queen in the chess analogy seeing as she is technically Salem's "strongest" piece?

So well thought out that nobody knows which piece is which. Including the players.

I just recently realized that qrow is specifically a reference to the scarecrow from the wizard of oz. perhaps him being a drunk could also double as a reference to that scarecrow from conker's bad fur day.

I made the mistake of watching this in the evening when half of my house is asleep and I should be too.

(Also low key Night’s Watch YES)

His expression at 1:43 is perfection

“ Flirting was a lot less destructive in my day” BULLSHIT OZ, THATS A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT!

2:08 yyyeeessss, RvB Season 1 Episode 1 (Grif and Simmons scene) reference

2:04 NO I MEAN WHY ARE WE OUT HERE IN THIS BOX CANYON? ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

Amazing

Rwby chibi and rvb quotes for the win.

What if the inner monologue is the one who owns they body and not Oz.

I love how on the chess board phyra was the only one in chibi form

Oz your really thinking about life.......

5:40 What where the french thaughts on the americans/british in ww2 after they saved their butts

Am i the only one who noticed that Qrow pulled his flask from his shirt then put it away behind him only to grab it from his shirt again later?

"Uh, 911, seen an ambulance please. A man has just been severely burned" 😂😂😂😂😂😂fuck

That's Grif's line why are we here from red vs blue

2:00 👏👏👏

1:21 A man has been severely burned in LEGO city

ya know going back to scenes like this makes Ironwoods actions in volumes 7-8 seem more in character taking matters into his own hands with extreme action convinced he is right

While this makes Ozpin sound like a dick that sacrificed Pyrrha, it helps make clear in the actual canon that Pyrrha's death wasn't for nothing. Without Pyrrha's death, Ruby's Silver Eyes would never have awoken, and Cinder wouldn't have been crippled, losing her eye and arm. Goes to show that Pyrrha's sacrifice was never in vain.

I SAW THAT RVB REFERENCE!!!!

I have a feeling we’re gonna have a rvb one soon

How come we see what Pyrrha thinks

“Salem I’m coming home honey, please end me immediately.”

A bird reminding a machine who’s on top

Lmao "you already failed to protect that smile once"!

0:48 *MY HEART... OUCH*

The chess is hilarious

Neo is best grill

@The_Republic_of_Ireland

4 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic! That meme is lit

Watching this really makes me hate what they did canon wise with Ironwoods character

Red vs blue!

Red vs blue one day we will cruise down the blood gultch avune.