if you are watching this now and are wondering why there is no audio from 14:22, it's because SONY has blocked Gustav Mahler's 9th Symphony. So I can't play it for you. Sorry! Go check out Mahler's 9th, it's amazing.

@mitchinatr7093

5 жыл бұрын

Well ain’t that some bullshit.

@garrettmillaway5325

5 жыл бұрын

Thought you were trolling us that made it to the end of the video... cool video man keep it up

@sagetx

5 жыл бұрын

Arrgh, ok. But what's the guy saying? Is that Carl Sagan?

@ianthc8486

5 жыл бұрын

I love that piece but with Leonard narrating and what he is saying it just adds another level of emotion. :')

@noenken

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks Sony. Bunch of c..... @Adam Cool video, even for non musicians like me. :)

The thumbnail was so anticlickbait that I actually clicked it.

@VeilStar

6 жыл бұрын

I absolutely get what you're saying, but I have to say that in my eyes it was clickbait done right. It gives you the answer, but leaves you wondering why. And with that curiosity, you click on it. Kudos to that. The video was also very well organized, edited, and narrated.

@TyDie85

6 жыл бұрын

Clickbait? ........ok, sure.... because apparently everything is clickbait these days

@VeilStar

6 жыл бұрын

If you clicked because of the thumbnail, it functioned as bait. So yes, clickbait. Clickbait doesn't mean it has to be over-dramatized, inaccurate, false, a trap, or anything along those lines. Refer to the first sentence in my previous comment. I never said everything is clickbait. I simply said I believe it was clickbait, but not in the conventional usage of the word.

@pawebojarski7878

6 жыл бұрын

Reverse psychology at work.

@Gollas4k

6 жыл бұрын

whatever they did, they made me click

*1 beat per age of the universe* That's just... The Big Bang?

@AssistantCoreAQI

5 жыл бұрын

The Big Beat.

@systemafunk

4 жыл бұрын

@@AssistantCoreAQI Played by the Big Band. Which makes it a jazz song. Damn that jazz....

@unblorbosyourshows9635

4 жыл бұрын

@@AssistantCoreAQI wait no-

@AssistantCoreAQI

4 жыл бұрын

@@unblorbosyourshows9635 Intergalactic Progressive Jazz.

@jusme2038

4 жыл бұрын

Lonnie Liston Smith and the Cosmic Echoes

Adam: "The next note is scheduled to be played in 2020" 2020: "lol nope"

@vileflesh8295

4 жыл бұрын

It will be in September, so, we have a chance

@alyssagonzalez5834

4 жыл бұрын

It falls on my birthday

@arenomusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@alyssagonzalez5834 and a week before mine!

@anthonyinholland294

4 жыл бұрын

it's still gonna be played either way, even if no one is there to experience it

@braedenmoore1722

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

6:43 The real question is how that guy with the bassoon managed to blow into it for 45 minutes straight. Monster.

@lucasmucas9072

4 жыл бұрын

Circular breathing

@bbaby7102

4 жыл бұрын

he is a plant and absorbs air constantly

@JAY-zf6jw

4 жыл бұрын

Circular breathing should not exist

@robotronixgaming2933

4 жыл бұрын

Must have been part of Eminem's bloodline

@kisawisa1769

3 жыл бұрын

Circular breathing

You never stop clapping. The intervals between claps just get longer.

@joonashonkanen828

5 жыл бұрын

TheRealXenosapien bruhhh

@the_rachel_sam

5 жыл бұрын

🤕

@a02a48

5 жыл бұрын

🤯

@killmepls7865

5 жыл бұрын

Thats a stoner showerthought if i ever heard one

@marsisgay936

5 жыл бұрын

I don't like this

600 years from now, when the piece finishes, how long will the audience applaud for?

@krispayy6076

5 жыл бұрын

2 + 1 = 7

@awesomenokes

5 жыл бұрын

Humans will be gone, so 0 seconds

@erinbaker5120

5 жыл бұрын

Forever in their hearts

@cerystalgaming84

5 жыл бұрын

@@krispayy6076 A human can live for 122 years roughly. But remember, you never stop clapping, only that the time between them is longer.

@blue-tb2fd

5 жыл бұрын

Cerystal Gaming - Jeanne Calment is an outlier. The current average is roughly 80 or so. Can a human live to be 122? Yes. Will they? Probably not.

"To be fair you have to actually have a pretty high IQ to get Rick and morty...." Caught me off guard. Many laughs

@sauliusltcool6902

3 жыл бұрын

You need literally 0 iq

@despa7726

3 жыл бұрын

@@sauliusltcool6902 this is the joke.

"The next note is scheduled to be performed in the year 2020..." 2020: *gives pandemic*

@user-lt7qb5vf2p

3 жыл бұрын

I guess it was a one of those depressing notes

@haalfnhaalf

3 жыл бұрын

positively cataclysmic

@alicecallahan1746

3 жыл бұрын

that was 2019

@danballe

3 жыл бұрын

Certainly did NOT age well.

@niklas3686

3 жыл бұрын

@@alicecallahan1746 but it hit Germany 2020

I clicked on this expecting a “non answer” to the question but you actually answered it, and in a couple different ways. Nice work Adam.

@lolkayleen2757

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Avakian Like **cough** *vsauce* **cough**

@Mugen_YG

4 жыл бұрын

The answer is in the thumbnail though lol

@eddieavakian

4 жыл бұрын

lol my thumb nail 7 months ago was not the same as yours. They change over time.

@Mugen_YG

4 жыл бұрын

@@eddieavakian ah, I see.

@irock58

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolkayleen2757 That was my thought as well. But he does it well. I like him.

In the year 2640, it is revealed that the 639 year performance of ASLAP was recorded onto a digital cloud server. Adam's great-great-great-great-[etc]-granddaughter, Morticia Neely (named for the famed intellectual wizard Morty) takes the video, speeds it up 2^24 times (with a resultant tempo of 60,000bpm) and releases a musical fractal to KZread (Google still exists and is the heart of our new AI overlords), discovering what we knew all along: ASLAP actually stands for "All Star, Long-Ass Playback."

@Mezurashii5

6 жыл бұрын

Wow

@soydavidvidal

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't expected that. hahahahah. Best commentary ever!

@hammerhi

6 жыл бұрын

The Ultimate Shitpost

@Miatalustrium

6 жыл бұрын

😲

@jpnavarromusic

6 жыл бұрын

DUDE.

Silence is "still" music

I remember talking to one of my audio Engineering professors about slow music and one thing that he brought up was that when we have a beat that is too slow to truly feel, our brain finds things to fill in the gaps such as bringing to light specific changes in the tone of the instruments or weaker percussive elements, or even mild hallucinations to fill in the gaps. This also brings to light the point where our beat goes into a sort of rhythmic daze or confusion where we have lost the sense of beat when he was slowing down the tempo to make the point of our brains not being able to feel beats below roughly 33bpm. Also I love your use of Steve Roach's Structures from Silence during your mention of Ambient music. I love that album so much!

The slowest beat is 0 bpm just walk away and don’t play

@iKn-ft2bc

5 жыл бұрын

Rule 34 0bpm? Thats pause not a beat . OR IS IT NOT🧐

@chasetalks2much

5 жыл бұрын

iKn0wThingz Well that’s just a theory a game theory

@AbsoluteAbsurd

5 жыл бұрын

Sleepy Vibes xD are you alright

@joel8236

4 жыл бұрын

-1 bpm

@mac6na6na26

4 жыл бұрын

What if it’s actually infinitely fast and finishes before you even try to start

This is Vsause, but music

@kristerrs

5 жыл бұрын

or is it? John Cage - ASLSP starts playing

@HimTortons

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Neely, Adam here!

@eddbajrai4411

4 жыл бұрын

*VSauce for Music*

@chaichai49

4 жыл бұрын

I had the exact same feeling

@Leonardo-G

4 жыл бұрын

Renatus And doesn’t stop for a while

That whole "perceptual present" thing really blew my mind. Like... intensely so.

Adam Neely - "It's a multigenerational performance. No human being will see its beginning and its end." The Queen of England - "u wot m8?"

@thepotatotaxi2430

5 ай бұрын

this aged like the Queen of England

@oxmora1178

Ай бұрын

I got bad news for you homie

Im currently playing one measure of rest. I will finish my performance in 10,000 years.

@51CK33

5 жыл бұрын

Beerus sama? Is that you?!

@Juan-xn8ef

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from the year 436c.h. Where it at tho?

@justinstaska1491

5 жыл бұрын

love you pooman

@gidikalchhauser

5 жыл бұрын

tinyurl.com/yahwxpzr

@feelthespheal4480

5 жыл бұрын

brother

I’m watching this in 2020 and I’m so bored in quarantine I’m actually excited for “John Cage’s” next note in September.

@rafidsiddique2010

3 жыл бұрын

same

“The next note is in 2020” Coronavirus: Not anymore!

I love how a basic answer is in the thumbnail yet so many people still watched it

@jacoborozco4585

5 жыл бұрын

BruteBall because with Adam Neely, it’s never simple

@ploopybear

5 жыл бұрын

It's like how you always finish a Vsauce video

@Hi-vf9wx

5 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume that I know how 33bpm sounds like

@ploopybear

5 жыл бұрын

@@Hi-vf9wx ha I do

@doctor_whoey3857

5 жыл бұрын

Clickbait done right

Possibly the least clickbait thumbnail on youtube?

@faktorial2

6 жыл бұрын

Depends on your definition of clickbait. Giving people an answer in the thumbnail to the question in the title makes people think "Wait... why the hell is 33BPM the slowest?!", thus making them perhaps more interested in clicking on the video than if they had only seen the title. It's a kind of anti-clickbait, that still accomplishes the goal of making you interested in the video's contents. I feel like this technique hasn't been used all that much until more recently on KZread.

@aboutmonkey5471

6 жыл бұрын

I really like this style

@xxXthekevXxx

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It gives an answer to the title’s question, making you wonder “why 33 bpm? That seems odd.”

@JohannesWiberg

6 жыл бұрын

I love this comment.

Ohhhh buddy you sure had no idea how “cataclysmic” 2020 was gonna be

@10thletter40

3 жыл бұрын

Id say it isnt even top 8 in the worst years of the past 100 years though. 😅

@NikodAnimations

4 ай бұрын

​@@10thletter40 What if you exclude WW2?

@10thletter40

4 ай бұрын

@@NikodAnimations Then probably, due to the worldwide effect it had.

8:08 Plot twist: We are living the longest beat now. The big bang was the first beat... 10:50 Oh God we all knew what happened. The note was a c for Covid...

"demisemihemidemisemiquaver" You'll find that this knowledge very useful one day

@Tonatsi

4 жыл бұрын

Sikayda Lapixia I like this reference

@weewooweewooweewoo

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@noteworthy5911

4 жыл бұрын

You want to know something ironic? I see two "demise"s in there...

@overmountain

4 жыл бұрын

There’s no form of irony in that. Only coincidence. Learn things.

@thegreendragon9628

4 жыл бұрын

I love this

_creates music at 32.9 bpm_ *uses offbeat triplet as main beat* Im not sorry

@WardancerHB

5 жыл бұрын

I would like to hear that. But since your channel has no content I'm calling you a liar.

@theleftuprightatsoldierfield

5 жыл бұрын

*Uses -7/12 time signature*

@kevinstephens9019

5 жыл бұрын

@@theleftuprightatsoldierfield There's no such thing as a 12th note, ya dunce.

@theleftuprightatsoldierfield

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Stephens kzread.info/dash/bejne/lYVt26ttlNfbd7Q.html

@denialfalls2724

5 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the joke to me please?

"Make sure to mark your calendars for the next note" yeahhhhhh 2020 doesnt agree with that one

I just discovered your channel, this feels like the vsause of music theory, im loving it

there is a piece called longplayer that in theory will last 1000 years. length is not the same thing as slowness, which is why i did not include it in this video.

@whycantiremainanonymous8091

6 жыл бұрын

Right you are. Sorry. (And, after checking, it appears that the attribution is uncertain even to Mallory, but not because someone else said it, but because it's not clear whether or not he actually used the phrase in the interview it appeared in, but it definitely wasn't Hillary. Mea culpa).

@kommandre

6 жыл бұрын

how about Bull of Heaven's ΩΣPx0(2^18×5^18)p*k*k*k, which lasts about 3.343 quindecillion years?

@Veepee92

6 жыл бұрын

In fact, there is a similar piece I saw live in the Finnish Museum of Contemporary Art Kiasma last year. It's a gif file running for 1000 years, counting from 1 to 48 140 288 appr. once per 10 minutes. It is so close to the Cage piece, it even references ASLSP in its name (ASLAP). The artwork has websit at www.aslongaspossible.com/

@jamesstonehouse3448

6 жыл бұрын

Some drone doom Sunn O))) etc has no discernable tempo (or even melody). The joke in doom circles is being 20 minutes late to a gig, and only missing the first riff. Tune low, play slow!

@HDChubbydude

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Neely lots of love from Hong Kong ❤️How do you think of these references (Like simpsons or memes) ? Do they like come off the top of your head or what?

"What is the slowest thing we've ever committed to?" Bureaucracy.

@hcrrobloxstudios7023

5 жыл бұрын

No it’s brexit

@ta33370

4 жыл бұрын

@@hcrrobloxstudios7023 Brexit is an example of bureaucracy. So it's still bureaucracy.

@Marquploads

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@irock58

4 жыл бұрын

10/10

6:02 I was honestly quite surprised to see that someone else knew about Steve Roach. Not to say that I’m the only one out there to know about his work, but you know what I mean. I highly suggest for those interested in taking a look into his work to start off with his “Worlds” album, I think it’ll help you get a taste for the tunes that he would put out after that.

8:10 - "Oh yeah? One beat per infinity plus one!"

Slowest thing we have ever committed to would be Brexit

@valentin5336

5 жыл бұрын

No. The slowest thing ever is building the BER-airport in Berlin(Germany)

@guser436

5 жыл бұрын

Development of Half Life 3

@suit1337

5 жыл бұрын

Brexit Metal, the pinncacle of brutally slow music

@alexanderdornier7245

5 жыл бұрын

And the sagrada familia xD

@licinigi9969

5 жыл бұрын

What about the Heavy update for TF2?

I'm starting to think Adam finds these interesting topics just to weave elaborate shitposts into them. I'm entertained either way.

@tuckersmith7991

6 жыл бұрын

Chris B I’ve been thinking the same thing!

I'm always impressed by how thoroughly and completely you answer these kinds of questions.

Gf in the car: One more song and then I get the aux chord. Me: ok 639 years later:

This man a legend, a 15 minute with no ads

@bibasik7

5 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he just got demonetized for saying “shitpost”.

@dsblocks

5 жыл бұрын

Or Frédéric Chopin filed a copyright strike.

@luibredsted7342

5 жыл бұрын

preston wilder for Real ❤️❤️

@Sebbir

5 жыл бұрын

dsBlocks typical Chopin

@Kementeri

5 жыл бұрын

Actually classical music often gets copyrighted because it somehow recognizes it as specific orchestral recordings, I used some Debussy once and immediately had it claimed

240bpm ''Too fast to be useful'' *Techdeath intensifies*

@Sean-Ax

6 жыл бұрын

*Ｔ Ｅ Ｃ Ｈ Ｄ Ｅ Ａ Ｔ Ｈ*

@raulperez2308

6 жыл бұрын

Santeri Salminen *S T A Y T E C H*

@JohnJillky

6 жыл бұрын

Splittercore* yuh

Discovered this video in October of 2020 and devastated that I missed the note change.

In Hindustani Classical music, we have a form known as Vilambit Khayal which can be presented as slow as 10 or 11bpm

Hey Adam, a correction. The word "Grave" in the context of a "burial ground' is from a different etymology than the word "grave" in the meaning of heavy. "Zombies rise from the grave" comes from a germanic root, whereas the term "grave danger" comes from a latin root instead. "grave danger" and the musical notation grave comes from the word heavy, which is used in Latin both literally and figuratively (i.e. heavy stone, heavy heart). So although they are similar, they actually come from completely different roots!

@AdamNeely

6 жыл бұрын

neat! didn't know that, thanks!

@xxXthekevXxx

6 жыл бұрын

I thought that sounded funny. I knew the Latin ”gravis” meant “heavy”, because of Delusions of Grandeur’s Gravis EP (which I highly recommend if you like progressive melodic deathcore/death metal). The album is, indeed, heavy.

@mishkamcivor409

6 жыл бұрын

It seemed to me like he meant grave as in "grave danger" when I was watching the video but Etymology is pretty damn interesting to me anyway and I guess not everyone sees or hears the same meaning that I do when I watch something

@bearyboy9088

6 жыл бұрын

I speak german and learned latin for a long time and just as I was seeing an oppurtinity to use the useless stuff I learned, somebody else was already faster

@pepkin88

6 жыл бұрын

Doesn't it all come from Proto-Indo-European anyway?

"Too slow to be useful" ... reminds me of my Honda

@pluto8404

6 жыл бұрын

I dont know about that........ Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that, he just went into Harry's, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a Motec exhaust.

@UnstoppablePhoenix

6 жыл бұрын

roasted

@xbox360e9

6 жыл бұрын

Stupid bitch ricers

@boostaddict_

6 жыл бұрын

Shane Smithler Civics can actually be extremely fast. They can make lots of power naturally aspirated with an agressive enough cam and a well tuned head. Add a turbo an 700hp is fairly easily possible.

@DatShepTho

6 жыл бұрын

Shingo Shoji disapproves

"Anybody can have an idea, but do you have the technique, the time, and the energy to actually do it?" As an artist, this is thought provoking. I look at artist like Salvador Dali, Theodor Seuss (Dr. Seuss - see his midnight paintings), and Zdzisław Beksiński and marvel at how much they produced over a life time. Hundreds, if not thousands, of pieces completed. It makes me wonder if they created every idea they ever conceived instead of pausing to contemplate the useless question of, "Is it worthy of my technique, time, and energy?" Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

@salty_3k506

10 ай бұрын

you only know if it was worth it, if you have done it, so might as well do it. and you have to make bad ideas in order to find something good.

1:03 Then: Funeral March Now: Coffin Dance

But is it slower than the plot of The Walking Dead?

@loserlucas1113

4 жыл бұрын

Rembrandt impossible

@busterpremiumproductions5840

4 жыл бұрын

What plot

@MrMegaMetroid

4 жыл бұрын

The walking deads plot is goddamn racing wtf. They put an entire seasons worth of events into literally their pilot episode. From then on its just a non stop chain of events. Have you watched breaking bad? THAT show is slow

@overmountain

4 жыл бұрын

Not slower than me lmao

@freindmaker4473

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrMegaMetroid yeah but does any actual overarching plot ever happen. No. They always end up in the exact place where they started

643 years, you mean the time when the next Tool album will be released?

@LillianAredhel

6 жыл бұрын

And yes, i do know they have a new album announced

@AnduNinicu

6 жыл бұрын

I know the pain !

@XiyuYang

6 жыл бұрын

They've been talking about new studio album for YEARS so I don't think it's coming out in 2018

@richpiana7011

6 жыл бұрын

What about Necrophagist's new album?

@PierreMiniggio

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure by these 200 years there gonna be one guy who'd find a way to hack into the server and leak the whole thing though before the 200 year mark xD

I was scrolling through my recommendations watching whatever caught my eye and this did, and I’m not disappointed. Very well done I was thoroughly entertained. Cheers.

"the slowest music possible is about 33 Bpm" Sunn O)))) "hold my reverb Pedal"

@sinistreabscission

3 жыл бұрын

every doom/drone metal band:

@richardharrold9736

3 жыл бұрын

Olivier Messiaen says hold his red wine.

@noesunyoutuber7680

3 жыл бұрын

You can't headbang to Sunn O))), and I say that as a big fan of them. They routinely hold a single chord for upwards of a minute, that's miles below the threshold of 33 BPM for the perceptual present. The rhythm, if there is any, is only provided by the faint beating of the sustained chords. Like most drone acts, they care not for rhythm.

@richardharrold9736

3 жыл бұрын

@@noesunyoutuber7680 who says you can't headbang to each chord change?

@richardharrold9736

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsuyune3443 I did.

Damn! That last speech gave me some goosebumps.

@ajadrew

6 жыл бұрын

Me too!!

@hosemarino

6 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch that lecture (that is the fifth one on The Twentieth Century Crisis) I get goosebumps. The whole lecture cycle is indeed amazing and very thought provoking. Everyone here should watch them.

@y__h

6 жыл бұрын

hosemarino You make me curious, at least let me re-finish this video, mate!

@Floral_Green

6 жыл бұрын

Gave me a vicious boner

"I only listen to real music." *plays John Cage* *dies*

@ArifRahman-qj4ny

6 жыл бұрын

lul best music not for everyone though

@GetOffUrPhone

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly what was on my mind when I clicked on this lol

@thesocial-comune-ist481

6 жыл бұрын

Sludkip **Plays Darude Sandstorm **

@kallistoaquila7961

6 жыл бұрын

really? diy?

"I just invented heat death DJENT"

An incredibly insightful, clever and well-done video. Your work is exceptional.

1:49 did this man really hit us with the lick

@allesundmehr

4 жыл бұрын

Kazoo you haven‘t watched many adam neely video, have you? :D

@thebananaman2003

3 жыл бұрын

Thank god im not dreaming, i thought i was the only one who heard it😂

@cybergen49

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same, shoots fear down my spine waiting for someone to knock on my door and ask what that was.

Wow, this got deep

@h2hydro

6 жыл бұрын

Are you that domino guy?

@gavintantleff

6 жыл бұрын

He is!

@taxurieofficial1745

6 жыл бұрын

Look it's TheDominoesOne

@Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea

6 жыл бұрын

This is exactly like modern art. You imagine something deep out of someone else's shitpost.

@oliviawaycott5161

6 жыл бұрын

You’re that guy from Jacksfilms

Man, your channel is incredible

Your thumbnails are so definitive, they attract the ones curious about your "savage" definitive awnsers on your thumbnails, thus creating kind of something opposite of clickbait, being so much stronger of an attraction force. If that is exactly what you knew would happen to all of us, filtering out the ones who get lost in clickbait and the ones who are really curious, then you are extremely smart.

Not quite my tempo.

@burpie3258

5 жыл бұрын

lmaoo

@user-qd7zb4wm9b

4 жыл бұрын

Too fast for me

@tylercadenas4318

4 жыл бұрын

Best damn comment here

A+ with the editing and production on this one.

@syruphi

6 жыл бұрын

Eric Burnett "Sprial Galaxy"

@theKOmorita

6 жыл бұрын

Superb "article", if we can actually call this video an article...

@iqux7349

6 жыл бұрын

1 question who r you

"High effort sh*tposting" Wait, that's illegal.

i wanted to watch a video before sleeping and now im having an existential crisis :)

jeez... V Sauce looks younger here

@aaronaguirre6714

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao thinking same thing

@Timon-IrishFolk

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Helsel I think Adam was nearly as old as Michael

@ghoulbuster1

6 жыл бұрын

Vsauce♪

@DavidBadilloMusic

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking! The Vsauce of Music!

@demixed

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Helsel You mean PsychedSubstance ?

That's so trippy to think about. A song that would be played for more than 600 years and the fact that this song began its performance in my birth year.

@keedt

6 жыл бұрын

you found a way to make it about you eh?

@derrrtee

6 жыл бұрын

keedt why not? That coincidence is pretty cool and kind of creepy.

@lucasponsock

6 жыл бұрын

I was born a month into the beginning, so you're not alone! 😂

@midflight_art

6 жыл бұрын

I was born 4 days late...

@aldenwilner3300

6 жыл бұрын

Time to go read Anathem again.

Diane Luchese was my Music Theory teacher at the time when she performed As Slowly As Possible. She performed it on the organ in the main auditorium, using small weights to hold the keys down so she could leave in between beats to use the bathroom. She really committed to it though. The sound was something like I’ve never heard before. The dissonances in the chords seemed to swirl around in the auditorium. Very eerie. We loved professor Luchese (pronounced Lou-Kay-See). She was a little different. We affectionately referred to her as LuCrazy but it was out of love and admiration. She was one of my favorite teachers of all time.

12:29 AYO

Anti-clickbait thumbnail, nice!

@ExtraPizzaZ

6 жыл бұрын

It gave me the answer but I still clicked to find out more… it's a trap

@fastertrackcreative

6 жыл бұрын

It's like skipping to the end of a book (not something I do) then going back to learn how they worked it out.

@ImMora1

6 жыл бұрын

Literally the reason I clicked! Glad I did

@ellenorbjornsdottir1166

3 жыл бұрын

Modern art of clickbait

I like how The Lick can be heard even in some club dubstep music

@Amozmusicmaker

6 жыл бұрын

examples?

@alvin_row

6 жыл бұрын

Amozmusicmaker 1:48

@daolchang

6 жыл бұрын

obviously made by Adam Neely so the cheeky fucker can slip the lick right under our noses

I feel like there's a post apocalyptic scifi story here about a group of survivors who find the church playing ASLAP, and begin worshipping it or something, losing faith when the music eventually moves to a rest, and regaining it some years later, once another note has played.

The effort you put into this is simply amazing!

@shinichi9do

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Incredibly well done. The breadth of knowledge shared, the editing, the questions posed.. it was like a philosophical poem. Time is a fascinating thing.

@massivelegend7599

6 жыл бұрын

Even down to the thumbnail. This is a great. Video. Everything is well done.

@Dietrich_Kaufmann

6 жыл бұрын

:O

@matiasgonzalez949

6 жыл бұрын

Time doesn't even exist

@massivelegend7599

6 жыл бұрын

Matias Gonzalez stop tryna be smart lol

@matiasgonzalez949

6 жыл бұрын

Blazeit Barry okay :(

That trail you walked down in the end looks a lot like my weekly trek to the post office back when I attended Vassar College. Man, did time go slow there.

5 sep is rather close, so u2be recommended this to me so i dont forget to visit the note change. thanks. u2be recs are on another lvl.

I'm surprised to see a KZreadr answer their own clickbait-y titlein their thumbnail. Thanks for that.

*Vsauce looks weird*

@jonahyogman6282

5 жыл бұрын

Hi there. Michael here.

@dirtyconsole2247

5 жыл бұрын

*W E I R D B E A R D*

@RJ-mk6ep

5 жыл бұрын

HEYYY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE

@BookooZenny

5 жыл бұрын

While the influence is obvious, he's clearly made his own thing

@sweetart256

5 жыл бұрын

Esther Yogman i

It’s like learning communication theory, only in music. Love your channel!

10:58 I love how we'll probably be in lockdown for the rest of the rest... Maybe as soon as the note plays we'll all be let out

10:51 My oh my, what a time to be alive.

@tangocat670

4 жыл бұрын

Livin in a picture blowing up my hotline

@shanerobertcooperramirez1726

4 жыл бұрын

and boom no more note change

@nqrtzy8765

4 жыл бұрын

shane robert cooper ramirez It’s still gonna change even if no one hears it LOL

@sparklymop

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes. Definitely. With a global pandemic

@13_cmi

4 жыл бұрын

And so many people dying.

Videos like this really solidify you as the Vsauce of music

@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer

6 жыл бұрын

hi adam here

@RealGengarTV

6 жыл бұрын

"Msauce! Adam Neely here!"

@goonyougoodthing

6 жыл бұрын

+GengarTV ' But what is slow? and how slow can I play the lick ? '

Hey, there’ll be a note change this year! Also: I love your cat.

This is the type of videos i like most in KZread to help us have more musical awareness

Not related to music at all, but another interesting event is the Time Pyramid, which also happens to be in Germany. It's a pyramid that will be made out of 120 concrete blocks when it is completed. A concrete block is added every 10 years, and so far there is only 3. At this rate, it will be completed in 3183. What is it with Germans and not wanting to ever see the completion of something?

@MrHidan30

6 жыл бұрын

I don't know, but I sure am glad that there are some things they never completed.

@AlcorSalvador

6 жыл бұрын

Gongasoso Just cause we all thought of the answer, doesnt mean you need to voice it. The punchline was left... Incomplete, on purpose, and for a reason. And you ruined it, Congratulations.

@Gongasoso

6 жыл бұрын

Alcor Salvador I also completed it on purpose, for a reason. Now go away, you seem to be unbearably whiny. I bet you start to cry when Momma doesn't cut the crust off the sandwich.

@benq994

6 жыл бұрын

@Gongasoso Greetings from Poland, glad to see a honest man who knows the history and is not afraid to tell the truth.

@Gongasoso

6 жыл бұрын

ragonoid lastname Well... Because not delivering the punchline has the inverse effect of not resolving to a stable chord. As in it's not fucking amusing at all. This isn't a stand-up show where you need to build tension in the audience so that you get a proper laugh later. This is a comment section. Finish your statements. BTW, my comment was directed at OP, that was wondering why they never complete anything, to which my comment who be an ironic reply. "Why won't they... Because Holocaust. Let them keep leaving things half-way, just in case." Not to First Comment that kept beating around the bush, and certainly not to Snowflake McGee that says I ruined it, whatever "it" may be. If you don't deliver the punchline, there isn't anything to ruin. Unless one can't bear the Event-That-Must-Not-Be-Named by the Dark Lord Herr Pencil 'Stache...

thats actually pretty funny. The whole video I've been waiting for you to talk about the John Cage Organ. As I live in Germany, I've been there several times, and it is really a magical place. Even the silence part is a very interesting experience, when you think about it as purposefully placed silence.

@isthiscash

6 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Enders :D

Cage's piece reminds me of an observation I made at the MOMA once upon a time. The more devoid of apparent aesthetic a work of art is, the longer the wee accompanying description gets.

spent this whole video waiting for as slow as possible and it was super suspenseful

Watch video at .25 x speed for full effect

@zwingler

6 жыл бұрын

youtube doesnt even play sound at 0.25 speed

@dalkra9988

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah it does lol

The slowest music possible is the one I listen to through my shitty internet connection

@btat16

6 жыл бұрын

Carlos Méndez What if you listened to John Cage’s piece on the internet?

@eyondev

6 жыл бұрын

1/bpw? (bit per week)

@hopelessdove

6 жыл бұрын

Not Happy It would be all silence as well, but it would definitely take longer than 4:33 lol

When you got to the letters; my brain picked out a line and went "This is the rick and morty shitpost" way before you expected.

This is brilliant and mind-blowing

This might be your best video ever. I love it so much. Thanks, Adam! You're awesome!

@zygimantaspetrosius4971

6 жыл бұрын

Is this loss?

@ChadMojito

6 жыл бұрын

you kids beware or I'll turn Loss into a song

@ChadMojito

6 жыл бұрын

Modal Polyrhythmic Harmonization in 26/4 (2/2; 4/2; 4/2; 3/2)

@pzooka

6 жыл бұрын

Really exploding fish really

@ChadMojito

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Virden Yes. I can and I probably will.

Adam: “33bpm is the slowest musical tempo.” DJ Screw: “Hold my lean!”

@letmesleepproductions4771

4 жыл бұрын

DC2_Tork WHY DIDNT THIS GET MORE LIKES

@orenthiadillard8993

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah! I thought the same shit concerning DJ Screw. RIP to one of Houston's finest.

@gilbertlopez

4 жыл бұрын

young infamous not enough Houston natives ig

@utopianstructures8434

4 жыл бұрын

Never expected to see him here damn

@clustercrash2995

3 жыл бұрын

Man, this man's music very expertly makes my body produce very specific chemicals

I play (among other things) singing bowls. I always wondered what meter I play them in. Thanks to this video, I now see I am playing temporal music, something which has a sense of time, but not of meter. Thank you, Adam.

Subbed just because the thumbnail. Cheers And because ur contents great lmao

2:37 I genuinely burst out laughing, there is no more perfect paragraph you could have inserted there XD

@youfreaker

5 жыл бұрын

Ive never watched RIck & Morty, so forgive me if im completely off. But from that paragraph I understand the following: as R&M is a science fiction comedy, its main purpose is to make people laugh (as science fiction is a setting, not an objective). But most of the jokes rely on a person's pre-knowledge of theoretical physics, or people will not even realise its a joke. Doesn't that make pre-knowledge of physics a necessity to properly enjoy R&M, as most of the humor is based on that, rather than having a high IQ which is "only" requierd to understand some deepness and less important references?

@Arch-Tau

5 жыл бұрын

No, it's a copypasta meme is why it's funny.

@famatu

5 жыл бұрын

Would you be able to show us the original it refers to?

@Arch-Tau

5 жыл бұрын

It is the original.

@snowman486cold

3 жыл бұрын

do you know what's the song?

I love the anticlickbait thumbnail.

@aHedgerowFrog

6 жыл бұрын

? i came here to listen to slow music instead i got a high brow lecture

@fatguy338

6 жыл бұрын

It's anti-clickbait in that a lot of thumbnails ask a question that either never gets answered or is unsatisfying in some way. This vid states the answer in the thumbnail, and then goes into more depth about that answer in the rest of it.

@FrostDirt

6 жыл бұрын

It's clickbait-- good video requires clickbait. People just abuse clickbait and thus creating a "misleading thumbnail" (which the word clickbait became somewhat related and often misunderstood).

@fatguy338

6 жыл бұрын

FrostDirt right, we just have different definitions of clickbait.

@QwertyuiopThePie

6 жыл бұрын

If you came to a video with a question as a title expecting the subject of the question to not be explained, that's on you. An interesting explanation about *why* the question is answered the way it is ends up being a whole lot more interesting than just listening to really slow music.

Hearing BIABs name in a normal context in 2024 is a fucking jumpscare

@oakenclient

4 ай бұрын

'i was never taught what laws there are'

@averywow

4 ай бұрын

yo nice pfp

this is a reminder to remember to go to that church in September to hear that note

1:49 it is always great to hear the L I C K

@pixelee3890

5 жыл бұрын

Just did the 68th like on this comment so the next person has the satisfaction of of liking for the 69th like.

@masicbemester

5 жыл бұрын

WHO UNLIKED THE COMMENT? I WAS PROMISED THE 69TH LIKE?

@hanahouli3592

5 жыл бұрын

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*watches video about slow notes* *slows down youtube video to 25%*

@flukymaze

5 жыл бұрын

next level

@StephJ0seph

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds pretty painful!

@sbiegs3885

4 жыл бұрын

HA!! Made me actually laugh!

Very very good video men ! i love the information is amazing !

The organ: *Changes note in 2020* 2020: Pandemic happens, chlamydia found in the arctic ocean, Murder hornets take over, Rioting ensues, Juice Wrld dies, 2,750-ton stockpile of Ammonium Nitrate explodes destroying Beirut. Throw the whole church away 😭

14:22 KZread seems cutting sound from here by the reason of copyrights.

@yogxoth1959

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it really ruined the end of the video. :(

@festerdam4548

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it public domain?

@matthewparker9276

3 жыл бұрын

@@festerdam4548 the composition is, but the recording is not.