Oh my word people are actually seeing this- first of all, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!!! Second off- I definitely made a lot of mistakes in the actual meat-section when scripting this video (sorry!) I wrote this before PenPaladins amazing video came out and after they posted theirs I definitely didn't wanna come in and rip their whole premise- so instead enjoy knowing that my slow venture into insanity was all for nothing! Hope you still enjoyed- more silly things to come!

@shadowturtleyinyang

10 күн бұрын

what penpaladin vid are you referring to checked his channel didnt find anything similar

@readtobewritten

9 күн бұрын

@@shadowturtleyinyang It's actually on his shorts page! Brief but some really good info! kzread.infoVQelsk6-3IA

@readtobewritten

9 күн бұрын

​@@shadowturtleyinyang It's actually one of his shorts! I wasn't super familiar with him before this but he makes some really fun videos! kzread.infoVQelsk6-3IA

@readtobewritten

9 күн бұрын

Aww crumbs I replied twice

@readtobewritten

9 күн бұрын

Aww Crumbs I replied two times

each grain of sand in palossand has its own will

@-THE-CHICKENMAN

22 күн бұрын

Says who?

@sharonrosana1

22 күн бұрын

It's debut pokedex

@soIeil

22 күн бұрын

i saw you in the disventure camp 13 chat..

@legthieff

22 күн бұрын

palossand, wishiwashi, spiritomb, a very long conga line of falinks, zygarde and exeggcute is not a good team, but a big one nontheless

@sharonrosana1

22 күн бұрын

@@soIeil what do you mean

Fun fact, school form Wishiwashi's weight is evenly divisible by solo form wishiwashi's weight, which means that there are exactly 262 wishiwashi in school form wishiwashi.

@luissaumeth8000

12 күн бұрын

so with a team of six you would have 1572 wishiwashis?

@shaddowofthelost1750

11 күн бұрын

@@luissaumeth8000 yes

@tenma8797

6 күн бұрын

Epic

@waterpulsegaming9159

5 күн бұрын

Not nearly as much as palossand, 16 billion grains of sand that have their own will, 96 billion in a team

Every single brick from Stakataka is also alive

@bobbydhopp65

22 күн бұрын

150 bricks

@soIeil

22 күн бұрын

What a madman. Did you ACTUALLY count the bricks?

@icats7492

22 күн бұрын

@@soIeil It's stated in the pokedex entry.

@LucasKeesee-vm8yp

21 күн бұрын

Loophole: Stakataka is an Ultra Beast, not a Pokémon.

@convalaria

20 күн бұрын

@@LucasKeesee-vm8ypthey are pokemon, theyre just interdimensional

Everyone's mentioning Palossand, but I'm bringing out some actual math: Every grain of Palossand's sand has its own will, according to the Ultra Sun entry. The average weight of a grain of sand is about 0.00001562 grams, and Palossand weighs 250 kg or 250,000 grams. That leads to approximately 16,005,121 individual units within one Palossand, rounded down. This is also excluding sized variants as seen in recent games, which could presumably contain more grains the larger the Palossand is. However, this is actually an overestimate, due to the stones and shovel, which we don't know the weight of.

1. Dead people are pokemon, source: phantump 2. metagross 3. I cannot describe how good that ending was oml

@MynameisnotGraey

15 күн бұрын

Uh wut about spiritomb

@gungle2595

15 күн бұрын

@@MynameisnotGraey What about it?

@MynameisnotGraey

14 күн бұрын

@@gungle2595 if dead people are Pokémon then spiritomb has like 200

@gungle2595

14 күн бұрын

@@MynameisnotGraey exactly, i was proving that with phantump, which is 1 soul and 1 pokemon, therefore the dead person to pokemon ratio is 1

@MynameisnotGraey

13 күн бұрын

@@gungle2595 yeah but wouldn’t spiritomb have more than metagross

Every grain of sand in a Palossand has its own will so that might even be more than Wishiwashi

@herowither12354

20 күн бұрын

247 Wishiwashi in School Forme 2,204,800 grains of sand in a Palossand

@MynameisnotGraey

15 күн бұрын

MIGHT???

"I AM POKEMON" Oh buddy, you are not ready to hear how canon that statement is.

In the best way possible this feels like an episode of unraveled

Friend: we will fight as a gang against a gang of 6 members Friend's team:

@Aaa-vp6ug

14 күн бұрын

Mine: 100% Zygarde, School Form Wishiwashi, Spiritomb, Mega Metagross, Stakataka, Kartana (105+262+108+8+150+1)=634 (4+6+6+7+7+262)=292 I win. (Kartana is just because it could cut through literally anything, this is backed by it cutting through time and space and the fourth wall in the anime, it also cuts its own ultra wormholes. And the fact it’s NOT legendary makes it even more terrifying, imagine 357 of these things ganging up on you.)

The most Pokemon you can have on a team, without dupes, is 2,205,550. With dupes, it's 13,228,800. 8 - Mega Metagross (Made up of Beldum) 108 - Spiritomb (Humans ARE Pokemon, after all) 137 - Stakataka (Every brick is alive) 247 - Wishiwashi 250 - Zygarde 100% 2,204,800 Pallosand (Every single grain of sand is it's own being)

@Aaa-vp6ug

14 күн бұрын

Correction: the dex says Stakataka has 150 bricks Wishiwashi’s canon weights actually imply there’s 262 Wishiwashi in there (using Kg, the measuring system that the devs used)

@herowither12354

14 күн бұрын

@@Aaa-vp6ug The Pokedex says Stakataka has 150 bricks. The ability to count says it has 137. The Pokedex is not the end all be all of Pokemon information. After all, Slugma just existing would destroy the universe, according to the Pokedex.

@Aaa-vp6ug

14 күн бұрын

@@herowither12354That is a blatant lie, the Pokédex literally never mentions that. Also, the Pokédex is official canon information. I mean, Arceus is literally god but Mega Rayquaza is stronger ingame, Tinkaton canonically hunt Corviknight to near-extinction despite being walled out by it ingame, Lugia causes hurricanes despite being unable to learn Hurricane, and so on.

@herowither12354

14 күн бұрын

@@Aaa-vp6ug It's the temperature that it claims Slugma is.

@Aaa-vp6ug

13 күн бұрын

@@herowither12354 No mentions of temperature included, at all. If you mean Magcargo, then I propose the fact that Lightning and Nuclear bombs have reached higher temperatures.

The little apple on the head of the boss syrpent is probably the original applin/dipplin apple! Since hydrapple's "apple" is just a massive caramel shell in the shape of an apple

Going to drop in the honorable mention of mega Metagross, who is made up of one metagross( which is made of two Metang), a Metang(which is made of two Beldum) and two Beldum. Which in total makes ends up as 8 Beldum,

This Pokémon video is bonkers and I love it. I feel like I'm hearing a mad scientist's plan as their assistant!

@readtobewritten

20 күн бұрын

Ahhh thank you so much!!! That’s about the best comment I could have hoped for. There’ll be more word from the lab soon!

palossand has every grain zygarde has 100 cells stackatakas bricks and so much more were missed

@hollowdude6479

22 күн бұрын

spiritomb has 108 souls also rotom with appliences to technically every applience in the world can be a pokemon

ok,cool video,but there are a couple other things you can do: -Replace Mausehold with Mega Metagross,as it is made of a metagross (made of 4 beldums) a metang (made of 2 beldums) and 2 other beldums -Replace Eggecute with Stackatacka,it has 150 bricks,each one alive -Replace Falinks with Pallosand,EVERY GRAIN IF SAND ON PALLOSAND IS ALIVE,making it potentially more then Wishiwashi

bro every grain of sand in a Palossand is alive, wich means that there are around 100.000 pokemon in a Palossand!!

@reaperdragon777

11 күн бұрын

thats way wrong lmfao

Finally, someone answering the important questions!

I could've sworn Last Maushold flickered onto your shoulder on the last frame before the existential crisis, holding a knife like Solid Snake to your throat, but I guess not.

So Maushold is 4, Exeggcute is 6, Falinks is 6, Barbaracle is 7, Hydrapple is 5, and School Form Wishwashi is through simple math of the weight difference between Solo form. We get a total of 247.57 or rounded up 248. I guess one or two Wishashi aren't the healthiest or are old or young. So in a team of six the current max pokémon you can have on one team is 276. If we allow Complete Zygarde and replace it with Maushold, we get 377 pokémon on one team.

@Quads07

22 күн бұрын

There’s 262 wishiwashi in the school forms

@golork3267

22 күн бұрын

@@Quads07 Mind if I ask how you got that number?

@Quads07

22 күн бұрын

@@golork3267 the same way you got yours

@Quads07

22 күн бұрын

@@golork3267 you were close though Wishiwashi weighs 0.3 kilograms It school form weighs 78.6 kilograms if you divide it equals 262 Your not wrong you just use pounds instead of kilograms thanks you if it wrong

@golork3267

22 күн бұрын

@@Quads07 I used their lbs instead of Kilograms. That's why I got 247.57.

a fascinating look into the mind of a madman

Wishiwashi is one of my favourite pokemon,it also comes from the same game as my favourite legend:sogaleo

One thing,Arceus isn't jeezus,he is God.

I was actually waiting for the “nah, I’m kidding. Couldn’t care less about this team.” But it didn’t… that speech about Pokémon was so wholesome, it almost made me cry wth

Very underrated, dont stop trying king

Spiritomb is made of 108 evil spirits, they don't have to be human

i'm frightened 10/10

Every grain of sand that form Palosand has its own concious

Underrated. I love your editing style. How do you only have 33 subscribers? Well, 34. Me!

Have you ever heard of Stakataka? Fun fact, Stakataka is composed of 150 individual lifeforms (yes, every single brick on Stakataka is its own lifeform).

I'm proud of you dude! Keep up this content, you've earned my sub!

Stackataka and Palossand would like a word

Palossand having billions of grains of sand (they each have their own will):

Since everyone's talking about Palossand, I set out to see how much Pokémon it really is in one, using math. It weighs 250 kg, and a quick Google search gave me that a grain of sand weighs around 0.00001562 grams. Discounting the shovel and gems, it would probably be around 240 kg of sand, or around 15.36 billion grains of sand. Multiply that by 6 and you've got the answer of 92.19 billion being the highest amount of Pokémon you could carry on one team.

Well That Escalated Quickly.

If we allow repeats, the most Pokémon you can have on a team is a team of 6 Palossand. Each grain of sand wheighs about 1,562e-8 kg. Palossand wheighs 250kg. If each grain of sand in a Palossand's body truly has its own will, it is made of about 16005121639 (that's over 16 billion grains of sand) independent entities, give or take. A team of 6 pallossand would have 96.030.729.834 entities, nearly 100 billion.

...ok why are you so underrated, 52 subs ONLY??

If you divide Wishiwashi's weight in kilos (kg) from School to Solo form it'll be 248 total. 262 in pounds (lb) Which means that the averages is 255. It makes sense, this is the value of max friendship in one's coding

@TheRedSmarty

22 күн бұрын

The pounds are just the kilograms converted and are therefore the 262 is just an off approximation, and the average of 255 you get from the is completely meaningless and the connection to the max friendship value (the unsigned 8-bit integer limit) is not a real connection at all.

Hey I know this guys brother! Cool video!

You probably could have also added Stakatacka Bunch of sentient bricks

Spiritomb doesn’t count not because it’s made of human souls, but because it’s still definitely just one being Though arguably Complete Zygarde should count as 10 Pokémon, because 10% Zygarde is enough to qualify as one Pokémon

Your avatar/sona looks like fanart of the first doctor as theta sigma

Meanwhile Sandygast and Palossand: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?! Palossand Ultra Sun dex entry said: "Each of its grains of sand has its own will." If you divide its weight, of 250 kg, to the weight of a gram oof sand, of .00001562 grams, you will get quite a lot of them

So YOU'RE the guy I played on showdown, ggs!

@user-AADZ

20 күн бұрын

So you're responsible for him going crazy? 🤯

@readtobewritten

19 күн бұрын

YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!!

Its existential pokemon hours

Analog Horror type ending 😭

waiting for more pokemon vids!!!:D

I'm surprised you only have 14 subs

@MasonRodriguez-l5n

23 күн бұрын

Not anymore

@-THE-CHICKENMAN

22 күн бұрын

30

@samisayles

21 күн бұрын

88

1st step be volo (he gets 8 mons then get a full team of the sandcastle each grain of sand is a different being

Exeggutor had all 6 eggs/seeds turn in to a head in the older games so if you really wanted to you could counted him.

I am… Pokemon 😵‍💫

Team i was thinking: Pallosand, Stakataka, Exegutte, Falinks, Barbacle, and Wishiwashi (school form).

Wow so awesome guy my brothjerr

@readtobewritten

9 күн бұрын

Thanks my guy

100th sub!

Stakataka and Palosand both deserve to be here

2:22 Eggs are not Dairy

YOOOOO IM A EARLY FAN OH YEAAAAAAAA!

You can also use ditto, mew and smeargle with transform!

Each brick on Stakataka is sentient.

And mega metagross whos composed of 8 base form wich is more than the 4 of mousehold

I was waiting for stakataka lol

Wishiwashi approved, need I say more?

If anything or any group is a pokemon than Ill take a page out of Inscryption's book and catch 8 Ursaluna in one ball and use it against youngster Joey

6:01 Try using a few Pseudo-Legendaries.

why didn't you put multi-bear from gravity falls on your pokemon team

@readtobewritten

11 күн бұрын

Unfortunately I asked Alex Hirsch and the Multi-bear is a Digimon

I need this team

Seems like someone forgot to make a Kingambit. An army needs a general.

if Zygarde 10% forme is possible than complete forme is made of 10 Pokemon (10 Zygarde 10%s) Mega Metagross (it's made of a Metagross which is made of 4 Beldums, a Metang which is made of 2 Beldums and 2 other Beldums for a total of 8 Pokemon) every brick from Stakataka and every grain of sand from Palossand have their own conscience, so those two should both be mentioned as 150 and roughly 16,005,000 pokemon respectively if you account for Palossand's shovel which would on average weigh about 32 grams leaving Palosand as 24,968 grams or 3,857,595 grains

May I suggest basculegion? It’s a bunch of fish souls in one body?

out of curiosity do you count Ultra Necrozma as one pokemon or two?

No, you only lost because you forgot Pallosand. It's basically a hive of sentient sand grains

What about Metagross or Dugtrio or Wugtrio or Pallosand or Parasect or Magnezone or Mantine if you count the Remoraid that hang out with it? Plus I'm sure there are plenty of other examples.

Metagross is made up of four Beldum.

I might be wrong here but isn't Highdraple a Hydra? A Hydra is one creature with several heads

There are between 247 and 262 solo wishiwashi in a school form wishiwashi. Using lbs, school is 173.3 lbs and solo is 0.7 lbs, 173.3/0.7 = around 247 wishiwashi. Using kg, school is 78.6 kg and solo is 0.3 kg, 78.6/0.3 = 262 wishiwashi.

Stakataka, Zygarde and Palossand should be on this list

WAIT A MINUTE… since..since humans are animals.. and in Pokémon, animals are pokémon… so does that mean in the Pokémon world, people are pokémon?

Wishiwashi would be on this list.

Technically Vespiquen (she's a living beehive)

Me and the boys:

Spiritomb has human and Pokémon souls in it

Mega Metagross should have been here

Mega metagross has 8 beldums

Stakataka That's 137 organisms

Honestly, if you were just going for numbers, no repeats, then palosand, stakataka, zygarde, spiritomb (debatable if the souls are pokemon or not), wishiwashi, metagross (mega is technically more) and melmetal. Melmetal and spiritomb are iffy, but I feel like they fit. Also metagross is the lowest one here.

6 pallosands

to drain them is my car ok subtitles

Metagross is 4 as well?

What about Zygard ?

6 school form wishiwashi?

Okay I think the list is as follows Wishiwashi - 247 Basculegion - 294 (???) Zygarde - 100 Palossand - 25,000,000 Stackatacka - 150 Spiritomb - 108 **TOTAL: 25,000,899**

@haddy106

3 күн бұрын

Surely Basculegion is 295, 294 souls for each HP and then 1 more for the original basculin

Erm technically palossand is blah blah blah yeah we all spent 10 seconds looking it up

It's a shame Wishiwashi is one of the worst competitive Pokemon

2:44 POV: You’re Alice.

@user-AADZ

20 күн бұрын

Context?

@sadrock6014

20 күн бұрын

@@user-AADZ It’s a SMT reference.

@user-AADZ

19 күн бұрын

​@@sadrock6014TF is a SMT?

@sadrock6014

19 күн бұрын

@@user-AADZ Shin Megami Tensei.

metagross

Zygarde 50%, with the 5 cores, should count as 5 pokemon since it is functionally 5 10% Zygardes. 100% cannot be 10, unfortunately, unless you cheat and have 5 extra cores around

-Fish-

six

mega Metagross

ok, but.. pokerus...