Ellis can go 45 minutes without a WORD... BUT IF HE SPEAKS 😂😂😂😂

@user-di7og5lu2n

24 күн бұрын

Whenever he speaks its always something memorable

@malehosebolai4568

21 күн бұрын

Basically Ferb like that. 😅

@joannajuszczyk4605

4 күн бұрын

@@malehosebolai4568why is that so accurate 😂

@JayNakajima777

2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 hall of fame comment

TALK TO EM ELLIS!!😂😂 mans said I don’t know nuffin bout that!

@Lill2895

26 күн бұрын

He said sounds like a personal problem 😂😭

@lackofcreativity9883

26 күн бұрын

My man said "Skill issue"

@realgoonette44

26 күн бұрын

Yassssssssssssss

@candycayne

24 күн бұрын

@kataviawest Excuse the hell out of me big daddy 🤣

"i don't go soft" had me screaming 🤣🤣🤣

@gospelplayer2

26 күн бұрын

Facts 😂

@MaryJane-sg1ih

26 күн бұрын

I jumped cause what do you mean, Ellis?

@missgabbyb5460

26 күн бұрын

The way I jumped and threw my slippers across the room!!! Let ‘em know Ellis!!! Come on!!!! 🙂‍↕️

@xaviercalvo7014

26 күн бұрын

Ellis is on some demonic stuff 😂

@Cantetinza17

26 күн бұрын

I was like, some girl is going to challenge that!

Rems face when Ellis said he doesn’t go soft?? Lmaoooooo I’m shouting

@whit2831

26 күн бұрын

I kept replaying just for his reaction!!!! 😂😂😂

@angelthankgodforangels

26 күн бұрын

PRICELESS 😂😂😂😂

@bro89174

24 күн бұрын

Y u shouting :/ weirdo

@sheypiglet

20 күн бұрын

Sammeee!!!

Fuhad loses it with missionary ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 & Ellis doesn’t go soft ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽 😭🤣🤣

@mekaylasmith5307

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@inutukawanamwangelwa8276

23 күн бұрын

Girrrll 😅😂😂

@sunnni_

23 күн бұрын

@@inutukawanamwangelwa8276 someone may need this information. It’s spark notes for them if they don’t watch it all the way through 🤣🤣🤣

@BlueSky23851

22 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣💀💀

@hotgirlmess

21 күн бұрын

lmaooooooo

“I don’t go soft” I’m getting that printed on a top 😂😂😂

@Cantetinza17

26 күн бұрын

Think twice cause if you do, she might sue you for false advertising.

@SummerTyme2023

26 күн бұрын

Becareful with your claims 😂😂😂

@Daquan0394

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@draper0606

26 күн бұрын

@@Cantetinza17 🤣

@Kitisewa

5 күн бұрын

@@SummerTyme2023 this 😂😂😂

Ellis' dms are about to be talkative.

@blackbeauty7499

26 күн бұрын

FACTSSsss 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@phatface

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Kitisewa

26 күн бұрын

Fammmmmmmm 😂😂😂

@nadja5154

25 күн бұрын

Well deserved. Man said 'I'll make up for it in the end' - like helloooo, that's a standard??!

"your already inside me " James never cease to baffle me😮

@crowing3886

26 күн бұрын

Spun me immediately 😂😂

@malikduck1289

26 күн бұрын

I yelled at my phone “what did you just say James?!” 🤣🤣

@_AmikaC_

26 күн бұрын

And nobody said pause!!!!!

@MrBarneyDinosaur

26 күн бұрын

@@_AmikaC_ if we paused every time James said something questionable, the podcast would just be 60 minutes of silence.

@_AmikaC_

26 күн бұрын

@@MrBarneyDinosaur 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. So true!!!

“Ball it up and stuff it back in” is crazy 😂

@shanncreates

26 күн бұрын

INSANEEEEE😂😂😂

@phatface

26 күн бұрын

But accurate asf😂😂😂that shyt mad annoying don't do that shyt

@Zucchini-Foster

20 күн бұрын

😂😂🤮

@TiTaughtYou

16 күн бұрын

Crazzzzzzyyyy 😭

@ashleyb6621

13 күн бұрын

Absolutely insane because what!!??😂😂😂😂

“What instantly ruins the deed?” “When it’s not with Fuhad.” - James 2024, probably.

@ThatCrippledArtist

26 күн бұрын

😂

@TumisangRantshali

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@bellavasquez8544

26 күн бұрын

Facts 😂😂😂😅😅😅🎉

@naydorsey1398

26 күн бұрын

😱🤣

@jaimegallian9375

26 күн бұрын

Dont know Ford dad @"# 🎉why VXszdl? TThey were in miss

Every time you reset, we reset. And the more you reset us, the wacker it is

@peachesg4554

26 күн бұрын

THIS!!!

@ArnoldBayema

26 күн бұрын

That’s why I have magic fingers just in case.

@The_Local

26 күн бұрын

That's why you switch to eating

@stevenhaymon2441

26 күн бұрын

So just keep going? That's my MO anyway.

@ogkpopper

26 күн бұрын

FACTS.. and sometimes you don't want anything else. If I'm annoyed don't even think of putting hands or lips there, I just want to be left alone.

Ellis with the Black Panther line "I never freeze" 😂😂

@n.emm1908

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

"Who does this guy thinks he is?Who is this for,Ellis?" 😂😂😂😂absolutely dead!!!😂James was not having it

13:31 James hit Ellis with that “Get a load of this guy”

@TinkOutLoud

26 күн бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

This conversation needed a condom brand sponsorship or something 😂😂😂

Let me find out Ellis a stallion!!! “I don’t go soft” 🗣️okay den!😂😂😂

The EXPRESSIONS at "I don't go soft"? Priceless 😅😅😅😅

@ebonyswope

23 күн бұрын

I had to rewind it 3 times to see everybody’s face😂

@eggchomp

17 күн бұрын

13:25 for future reference

“Pausing after a couple of strokes what are you doing?” I’m fighting for my life over here!!!😭 y’all killing me with this shxt

@moneypro85

26 күн бұрын

Okay Robert 😂😂😂😂

Ellis the Menace has taken on a new meaning 👀

Ellis saying "I don't go soft," is the male version of "Hawk Tuah," girl.

@plubin123

25 күн бұрын

😂😅

@MeiMariie

24 күн бұрын

The hell is "Hawk Tuah"

@plubin123

24 күн бұрын

@@MeiMariie when a girl hawk tuah on the D 😂 think about it.

@whewchile9818

23 күн бұрын

@@MeiMariieyou’ve got to find the video😂

@whewchile9818

23 күн бұрын

😂

No depth perception killed me😂

Talk your shit Ellis! The way I just screamed in my car on the way home from work. I love you guys.😂😂

Well done Ellis!!! Man just gave himself the best advertisement ever!!! Ladies gonna be lining up to see if its facts.

no foreplay is MAD

@kyliehughes7713

26 күн бұрын

☝️

@meredithgrubb4497

19 күн бұрын

This

@MultiFirelover

3 күн бұрын

Very

"Ball it up, and put it back in" is diabolical😂😂

@Tabuisness

17 күн бұрын

Reminds me if my X thank God it's over

Attraction for Ellis 📈📈📈📈

@SummerTyme2023

26 күн бұрын

Absolutely 💯 1000%....I am looking at Ellis with even more 😍😍😍

@Lilqueen1804

22 күн бұрын

Literally

@Resident_superhero96

22 күн бұрын

Ever since that short of them standing I've been like "Ellis dis you"😊and my attraction has been growing ever since

@hinoakuma6386

6 күн бұрын

Some women love when a man sells dreams 🤣 You literally see every man on the pod laugh at the obvious fact he's lying but y'all more attracted to him because of it.

@SummerTyme2023

6 күн бұрын

@@hinoakuma6386 so true....🙉🙈🙊 I guess we are to BLAME for the reason why men lie so dam much 😒😒😒😔.

Ellis said he is THAT GUY he can't help it 😂😂😂😂

Podcasts are low key crazy cuz this would be an INSANE conversation to just overhear

@aesinam

17 күн бұрын

Lol but these are the types of conversations friends have

“Nah I don’t go soft” ELLIS!!!! I’m also ashamed at how many times I replayed it to catch Rems reaction! I think I need a dr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13:26 ELLIS BRO😭😭🤣🤣

@SU_HU

26 күн бұрын

Ellis with his younger BLOOD VESSELS 😂😂🤣🤣

@junglekxngtalksanime

23 күн бұрын

@@SU_HU ☠️🤣🤣

I JUST KNEW ELLIS HAD CRAZY PIPE FROM ALL FOUR OF THEM 🤣🤣🤣 ITS ALWAYS THE SHY AND QUIET ONES 🤣🤣🤣

Here ya go Ellis 😌 "...because the internal urethral sphincter contracts to prevent semen from entering the bladder during an erection. This contraction also prevents urine from passing through the urethra."

@droge410

26 күн бұрын

I came here to say the same thing but in a different way. I was taught that the “door” has to be completely shut then they can pee.

@itsschowderr

25 күн бұрын

Omg FINALLY!!! I’ve been wanting to know for ages 😭😂

@elenalizabeth

23 күн бұрын

It’s a similar reason as to why we don’t end up with food going into our lungs or air filling our stomachs, there is a “door” that opens and closes depending on the situation

@PelumiOTE2B

23 күн бұрын

I'm glad someone explained it. It's the physiology ✅

@essencedijon5686

9 күн бұрын

Also urine Release is activated by thé parasympathetic(Rest or digest) while ejaculation is controlled by the sympathetic(fight or flight) and both systems can’t be active at the same time. :)

Ladies! Remember that Ellis energy! It's the quiet nerdy guys that will rock your world. Anyone talking the most is probably making up for something else.

@jadasaccount2281

26 күн бұрын

I think there was also an episode in the past where James said "Ellis fuuucckkss" 👀😂😂😂

@agneza.g

26 күн бұрын

James is catching straysss🤣🤣🤣

@caitlinwhite1955

26 күн бұрын

And I’m willing to bet Ellis is PACKING 👀 that sleeper build…

@ChefSarah4104

26 күн бұрын

I married a quiet nerdy guy, you're not wrong. 😆

@virgoqueen0911

26 күн бұрын

That was the "Roast -part 2"😂😂​@@jadasaccount2281

13:56 Ellis is Mr. Stay Ready So I Ain’t Gotta Get Ready 👀 😂😂😂😂

Ellis is establishing a new fanbase 😂

Ellis the menace in more ways than one it seems hmmm

Yessss Ellis.....nah claim soft wood 😂 This is why we freed you 😂😂😂

@missmiss6516

26 күн бұрын

Ellis is a long distance stulla😅😅😅

Ellis said he bout that life the rest of y’all senior citizens got ED lol 😂

Actually the reason it takes a while to piss is the seminal fluid and urine both are released through the urethra, but it can't happen at the same time. Your body has to adjust after sex to determine what fluid needs to be released.

Fuhad with his SLIP & CATCH demonstration just broke me!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Ellis taking them all down. Its always the quiet ones

“I’ll make up for it” - Okaaaaay Ellis 👀 Ellis said he always seals the deal no matter what.

@MsHappypeanut

25 күн бұрын

I will call him Papi Ellis from now on 😂

13:27 THATS OUR ELLIS 💪 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

I have never loved Ellis more than I do right now. 😂

"I wish there was a number on their forehead so that we can see how many strokes out they are..." 😃😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG JAMES!!!!

Fuhad was about to tell that man to seek medical assistance,if he said he didnt finally pee😂

The Boys: "You don't go soft?" Ellis: That sounds like a "you" problem. Me: ooooooooooooooh!

Ellis says that HE IS HIM. Okay. 😏😏😏

I screamed, "I don't go soft " 🤣🤣🤣 Yasss ELLIS!!!!! Loooool

13:27 Rem's face when Ellis said I don't go soft. Bro was IMPRESSED

LET ELLIS COOK 😈🙌🏾 he said he don’t know nuttin about hat 😂 16:15 so my man wasn’t exaggerating y’all really just standing in the bathroom trying to pee and having to point it down is hilarious.💀

"Ball it up and put it back in" what in the actuall fck 😂😂😂

@Lill2895

26 күн бұрын

The worst part is he told her to do it for him 😭 I would have to call the authorities.

@meredithgrubb4497

19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@meredithgrubb4497

19 күн бұрын

​@@Lill2895I would lose it laughing lol

James is 100% living in a glass closet at this point 😂

@entropy3615

26 күн бұрын

He's looking at the closet from outside the house. 😂

James humble bragging about his endowment..."I had no idea that was a problem"

A number on the forehead is pure jokes 😂

@Gino24P

24 күн бұрын

We all need it still

@CiQuinn

11 күн бұрын

Great for women too! “Don’t you daaaare stop now”😹

"Catch it at the tip" 😂😂😂

The slip out and they get frustrated... sir, you're on top and I'm folded like a t-shirt

@natadunn

24 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂☠️ THIS!!

1:48- James, "It's an insane technique"!😂😂😂

“I don’t go soft” ELLIS THE MAN AMONGST BOYS

14:46 Good ad ELLIS 😅😅😅

@borRIING

26 күн бұрын

Bro prob still hard after finishing. That's why he can't pee

@entropy3615

26 күн бұрын

​@@borRIINGLmao! 😂

Foreplay for a man is a must (same for a woman), it suppose to be a law or something. Some people are just egoistic

Ellis dropping bombs 😂😂😂

@everia_games

23 күн бұрын

I'm taking notes

I don’t go soft… followed by the rest of the guys gasping😂😂😂😂 had me screaming.

"Old man. Get some pills" 😂😂😂😂😂

Ellis is Big Daddy now

@MsHappypeanut

25 күн бұрын

SCREAMING 😂

Ellis said he can’t relate and James got piisseeeeddddd 😂

🤣🤣🤣 everyone cracking up when Ellis says “I don’t go soft” yo he’s so real for that. Good for him 😂

This was such a great coversation. Young men and women should take note. They are providing gems to upgrade your sex game. In the read comments, it is obvious that many people don’t understand male or female anatomy. And or they don't take time to understand what their partner likes and doesn’t like. Good job fellas! ❤🔥

Video title should be 😂: I Don't Go Soft (Ellis,2024)

i'd let ellis test that theory on me LMAO

@Bunnykoobujo

26 күн бұрын

Hold awwwn ✋🙂‍↔️🤚 WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO? How are you?!?! Has decorum never set foot in your conscience???

@cruxmind

26 күн бұрын

​@@Bunnykoobujo not in 2024. The year of honesty and "just do it" energy.

@Bunnykoobujo

26 күн бұрын

@@cruxmind more like “do me” energy 😭😭😭

@SummerTyme2023

26 күн бұрын

There is now a longer cue....🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏼‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️🚶‍♀️💃🏿💃🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️.....get in line Sister

@NadiaDukunde

26 күн бұрын

​@SummerTyme2023 thisss😂

Fuhad having flashbacks the whole ep 😂

James: “Fam, know ur audience” 😭😭 I’m weakkk

Haaaow ELLLIS ? “ I don’t go soft “ Okay Zaddy Ellis

Me who's still a virgin *intense note taking*

Fellas take notes..Ellis said he would make up for it and every woman understood...we dont expect perfection all the time but what that 👄👅 do?

The pause can be disruptive to our build up. 😂

“Ball it up and stuff it back in” is diabolical 😭

ELLIS!!!!!! lmao lmaolmao *applause*

"Position dependant" killT me! And women that can catch the tip, tell me how?! 😂🤣😭 Because oh wow!

🤣🤣🤣. That was a great topic. Men need to know we all struggle and not to feel bad if you don't do your best. We all have that moment.

15:40 ellis: “random .. this is random as fuck.” james: “go on.” idk but that little interaction reminded me of how much i love these guys’ dynamic 😩

REM’s face when Ellis said he doesn’t go soft 💀💀💀💀

Fuhad's reenactment and James, that yelp and seat reposition had me HOLLERING! The pendulum! LoL

The others: “Yall ever ____?” Ellis: “…couldn’t be me” 😂😂😂😂 😂 In a room of comedians the one who speaks the least is always the funniest man in there.

13:31 YEAHHHHH TALK YO STUFF ELLIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Okay Ellis, I see you 😏

Ellis is my boy 😂

The way the thumbnails for these clips change within the 20 minutes seeeeends me! 😆😅😂🤣🤣

I'm not gonna lie, when James said "shut the fuck up" on a dominant thing, it did something to me

James James James…. DOES NOT DISAPPOINT

stroke for an hour..... TF James😂

"I don't go soft" Let's GO ELLIS!! 😂

at this point, the next dude i date i'm telling him i watch you guys straight away so he don't have to be awkward about nothing 🤣

Ellis, burn some sage for your DMs. Tis about to get murky!!!

Ellis doing it for the tingz! 😂 'Ill make up for it" - What a king!

The way Fuhad screams “TIP TOOOOEEE!” Took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ellis “I make up for it” yaaaas 👏🏽👏🏽

I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED, this episode of "Guy-Talk"!!

Bruh said aint no weak ish over here

Not James revealing backstage knowledge 😂😂😂😂😂.