When the Texans hold up the Lombardi trophy this year I fully expect an apology video no shorter than 10 mins.

@hydn.

2 ай бұрын

i fully understand these terms

They probably wouldn't change a lot of playoff outcomes with this method, but they absolutely impact the draft

The irony is both the Titans and Ravens reached the Superbowl shortly after relocating...

@Ybv69420

2 ай бұрын

Texans never relocate

@zandger1649

2 ай бұрын

@@Ybv69420nor did the davens

@Bigtuna124

Ай бұрын

@@zandger1649the ravens were the browns I believe

@ericbishop8023

Ай бұрын

The Titans and Ravens were not expansion teams Titan were the oilers as you mentioned the Browns moved to Baltimore in 1995

@elfofcourage

Ай бұрын

And the Rams after relocating back to LA

Andre Johnson is now a hall of famer🤣

@hydn.

2 ай бұрын

yup, i squeaked this video out while I still could lol

AFC South Division Champions: 2011: Titans (9-7, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bengals. 2012: Colts (11-5, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bengals. 2015: Colts (8-8, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Chiefs. 2016: Titans (9-7, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Raiders. 2018: Colts (10-6, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Steelers. 2019: Titans (9-7, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bills. 2023: Jaguars (9-8, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Browns.

The Texans will make the conference championship with CJ Stroud. Hell, they may even make the Super Bowl at some point.

@JAGISDAGOAT

2 ай бұрын

💀

@derekstingleyworshipper

Ай бұрын

@@JAGISDAGOATsays the guy who is a fan of a team who has done jackshit last 30 years

Hey, we also had Tony Boselli on IR that one year. We've had two HoFers

I took this personal…well done sir

i feel one day we will get a texans vs cowboys superbowl and no one will care who wins because of the irony

If the Texans never existed, I'd have become a Cowboys fan instead, and that is a fate worse than death.

You captured the Dork Town vibes perfectly, great work.

@evansaccount1548

10 күн бұрын

Watch his video about the creator of basketball it’s has lots of dorktown vibes too

A universe where the 6 team AFC Central becomes the norm. Let’s fucking go

Well probably Bob gets his hockey team instead for sure but the bring NFL to Houston movement is strong.

barely made an impact yet, it's like the team you seem to always forget like dust on a table, it's there, but whatever

if the texans never exist also the NRG stadium....maybe the outcome of the SB may change....may be 28 - 3 ...remain 28 - 3

This video is dope man I’m a Texans fan

Bro bullied us for a straight 12 minutes before actually starting 💀

@hydn.

Ай бұрын

LMAO, im sorry im sorry, I'm a dolphins fan so I made sure to slip in a self-diss in there, because for my whole lifetime, we have been just as miserable (if not more)

@lucassuarez6315

Ай бұрын

@@hydn. it’s alright man we’ve all been there

How does this good of a video have so few views? it was fire keep up the good work

@hydn.

6 ай бұрын

so kind, thank you!!

Nice vid

As a diehard Texans fan this made me sad

It’s hard to be offended when the video is so well made

4:36 The Lions made the NFC Championship last year. Should have been replaced by the Cowboys. The old divisions from 1999-2001 would have better to try to guess from. The division alignment would also change Super Bowl 53 due to the Saints and Rams meeting in the Divisional Round instead of NFC Championship. Also the Ravens weren’t an expansion team. The Buccaneers and Seahawks made the playoffs before the Texans.

Huge John Bois vibes from this, well done

@hydn.

2 ай бұрын

The Jon Bois aesthetic is peak

@hydn.

Ай бұрын

mucho love

whats crazy is you got jinxed bad..

@hydn.

6 ай бұрын

dude believe me, I was SWEATING when they played the Ravens. If they made the AFC Championship, I couldn't have even done it.

@JoseJimenez-vc7we

3 ай бұрын

​@@hydn.Well I'm happy ravens lost to cheifs so there's that Lamar Jackson needs more help huh ?

Love the editing style

@hydn.

6 ай бұрын

glad to hear! i think it will be sticking around.

@jaylenbarnes2.079

5 ай бұрын

Yeah same @thisfaquinchanel

Perfectly timed with a fresh pot of coffee.

@hydn.

6 ай бұрын

have a great day my friend!

While this is a great video and you got yourself a new subscriber. I feel like all the data isn't accounted for. Like draft picks. Case in point, are we sure the Panthers cardinals, and Colts are just as bad at that point this year picking 1st 2nd, and 3rd? The Colts lost the division on the last play of the season. Do they still do that with CJ Stroud?

@hydn.

6 ай бұрын

yea like i said, players are just snapped out of existence for however long they were on the texans. so drafts still happen the same, the texans picks all just don’t enter the league until they play for another team, lol. it’s obviously clunky and not insanely realistic, but if i had to redo every pick of every draft… lol this would be a looooong video. i am glad you enjoyed though! thank you!!

Well guess what going forward Houston matters and will have a say in this league in the next decade😎

@hydn.

3 ай бұрын

true, had to get the video out while I still could!! lol

Here's a question for you... What would happen if you removed the Dallas Texans team from football history?

@hydn.

6 ай бұрын

great question... probably not much. the real question - would you also be eliminating the Indianapolis Colts? At the end of the Dallas Texans last season, their players and assets were given to the new startup team, the Baltimore Colts. The Colts claim to have been an expansion team and started fresh in 1953. They don't recognize Dallas Texan history as their own, but most of their whole team year 1 was just the Dallas Texans from the year before. The ripple effect is always going...

@calculator3609

6 ай бұрын

​@@hydn.Technically the Chiefs were the Dallas Texans

@Bled_x

6 ай бұрын

@@hydn. In doing some research, removing the Dallas Texans from history, as if we Thanos snapped them into oblivion and they never existed, then there would no longer be a team for the Kansas City Chiefs to take over. That would alter multiple superbowl outcomes, remove several MVPs, and actually remove entire legendary players from the pool of players. For example Tony Gonzales, TE. If the Dallas Texans were never a thing, the Chiefs never become them. So legendary TE Tony Gonzales is also Thanos snapped out of football history. It continues and continues from there. Crazy to think about.

As a Texans fan, I have to agree. If you did the same exact thing, but with the Mariners from the MLB and their first 21 seasons, I'm pretty sure the same thing happened to where almost nothing changes if you delete them from existence. Even though they had that record breaking season of 116 wins, It was beyond our timeframe we are using. I have to hand it to you. Great analysis. Edit: Timeframe was too long.

@hydn.

Ай бұрын

thank you!! I am glad you enjoyed and saw the fun in what I'm doing. i promise it's all in good taste.

Video is very cozy

@hydn.

6 ай бұрын

THIS IS WHAT I GO FOR!!!! THANK YOU. EXACTLY THAT ADJECTIVE. i love it. cozy videos are my favorite. glad you enjoyed.

@thehomiethin4790

6 ай бұрын

@@hydn. keep up the great work

this is crazy

Good vid but you spelled existed wrong in the title.

1920-2001. That’s your answer :)

The haters after the Texans win it all in '24

You lost me after you say the players didn't exist

We’d have no sketch

They’re winning the next 10 super bowls

If the texans never existed Jerry would rename the dallas cowboys to the Texas cowboys and be the richest man on earth

What do you mean "what if"?

@hydn.

6 ай бұрын

dear god...

Agreed

What 2023 would look like: AFC: Jaguars win the AFC South. The Dolphins instead play the Jaguars in the Wild Card with the Dolphins winning. The Chiefs instead play the Browns in the Wild Card with the Chiefs still winning. The Ravens play the Dolphins in the Divisional Round but the Ravens still win. No change. NFC: The Saints make the playoffs as a 7 seed, and the Packers miss the playoffs. The Saints play the Cowboys in the Wild Card, with the Cowboys winning. Both Divisional Round games are different, with the 49ers playing the Buccaneers and the Lions playing the Cowboys. The 49ers and Lions still end up winning. No change.

@hydn.

2 ай бұрын

that’s awesome bro!! seems like you nailed it, this is exactly why i did for every year.

@defreeze01

2 ай бұрын

Didnt the Cowboys beat the lions tho on that stupid call?

@GLITCHDGALAXY

2 ай бұрын

@@defreeze01 Yes, that was in the regular season. I’m confident that in this scenario in the divisional round Detroit would get their revenge, and plus it’s the Cowboys in the divisional round.

Before I get into this video, I just need Houston to exist so when Dallas is having a bad years, I can tell their fans they aren't even the best team in Texas.

Tom Brady would have 6 less wins and 2 less losses. XD

@hydn.

Ай бұрын

i guess i really will do anything to make tom look worse

@elfofcourage

Ай бұрын

@@hydn. 🤣 Stay salty, its delicious

I think the Texans have only made to the divisional round twice

@DXNRxge

Ай бұрын

5 times. (2011, 2012, 2016, 2019, and 2023)

@elfofcourage

Ай бұрын

@@DXNRxge oh

The 2015 Bengals probably would've beat the Chiefs by 3 TDs even with their backup QB, let's be real here 😶 And to be fair, Houston not being in changes the draft completely. The Colts would have CJ Stroud if you just went back 1 calendar year now, for instance. Bet every Super Bowl is actually changed!

Was it kinda sad seeing the team I love basically have zero impact on NFL History? Yes it was. Did I also have a great time watching this video and laughing at how absurd it all is? Yes, yes I did.

@hydn.

2 ай бұрын

its all love, im a dolphins fan, been just as miserable my whole lifetime

Some ppl don’t need a phone, this a waste of time.

remove the packers or bears lol that going to take you a long time.

Not true. In 2019, the chiefs had that big comeback in the playoffs against houston. If they didnt exist, what happens in that game?

@colorfulmarbles156

6 ай бұрын

Idk someone else plays them

@tromboneman4517

4 ай бұрын

Someone else a lot better plays them. And it wouldn’t have mattered… the Chiefs would win.

Jon bois would think this is great

As much it hurts and looks demoralizing i still want to see what this team can do after 2 decades later I still will support this team. As even I was born a d raised a texan fan, they are old as me. There will be a. Time they will push for afc championship maybe a superbowl.. but one game at a time

@hydn.

3 ай бұрын

in a great spot right now

Nothing, nothing would change

David Carr might actually have had a different career.

Thanks for definitively proving the 500s are useless.

@JoseJimenez-vc7we

3 ай бұрын

500s?

Jon Bois would be proud