microl office and conhoz gotta be the funniest process names i’ve ever seen

@EricParker

22 күн бұрын

we have microsoft office at home.

@Coldsteak

22 күн бұрын

up there with chrone browser

@Splader

22 күн бұрын

Group "administators"

@superstar64

22 күн бұрын

Miscrosoft surface moment

@amanguver

22 күн бұрын

made by microsoft Compilation

What happens if you connect Minecraft to arpanet

@DGTelevsionNetwork

22 күн бұрын

A Vietnam war vet joins the server and proceeds to have a PTSD war flashback meltdown.

@alexdhall

22 күн бұрын

Since ARPAnet doesn't exist...will never know. Unless you're referring to the successor, NIPR?

@dvsur

22 күн бұрын

​@@DGTelevsionNetworkyes

@furious_gaming14furious_ga91

22 күн бұрын

@@alexdhallits a joke lol

theres conhoz, microl office but wheres system23

@dragonic_ragecore

22 күн бұрын

X69 processing.

@ReshiLuna

22 күн бұрын

@@dragonic_ragecore 420 fps

@whamer100

21 күн бұрын

windose

@tezcanaslan2877

21 күн бұрын

It’s hidden on a dodgy ISO, buried pages and pages deep

0:43 was cut a bit too early, I believe it was, "luckily they didn't go through with his idea."

@owlsmol

22 күн бұрын

Probably wasn't even that interesting.

@iodreamify

22 күн бұрын

i thought it was a joke implying that they eventually did go through with it lol

Alternate title: What happens if you connect Windows Server 2003 to the Internet without any safety features in any year

@_kitaes_

22 күн бұрын

TRUE

@gonderage

22 күн бұрын

dearrow gang is on it rn

@wvistalover

22 күн бұрын

I connected Windows 2000, XP, Vista and 7 to the Internet, guess what? Nothing happened

@_kitaes_

22 күн бұрын

@@wvistalover because firewall

@wvistalover

22 күн бұрын

@@_kitaes_ I know that

"it would probably get infected before the setup even finishes" has to be one of the scariest things I have ever heard..

@hksininen

22 күн бұрын

nah thats just funny

@Matikson11

22 күн бұрын

​@@hksininen fr

@user-ym7qn3uo2m

20 күн бұрын

That threat is nothing but BS. It's all about using computers INTELLIGENTLY.

@NimaSakibo

20 күн бұрын

@@user-ym7qn3uo2m ? I have no idea where you derived that comment from, or what you mean by that.

@near5148

16 күн бұрын

He doesn't konw what he us talking about ​@@NimaSakibo

"Microl Office" A top product from the creators of "Michaelsoft Binbows"

@SimpleGamer3333

14 күн бұрын

And theirs child company "Microsoft compilation"

You know, one of my friends exposed his NT4.0 Advanced Server box that runs Exchange and IIS sometime last year, and the worst that happened was the creation of a few empty folders for all this time. Doing the same on Windows 2000 ended badly, something you've already confirmed yourself. Maybe you should try out NT4 too.

@EricParker

22 күн бұрын

I believe there's an RCE for old IIS, but I've not seen it exploited randomly. SMB is the root of all evil on these systems.

@Hellscaped

22 күн бұрын

@@EricParker *windows is the root of all evil on these systems

@AmazoneProfihopper

22 күн бұрын

I bet noone wants to exploit these systems

@sas408

22 күн бұрын

@@Hellscaped there’s same kind of vulnerabilities in Linux of same age

@patg108

22 күн бұрын

@@sas408 and more that are uneplored

Microl office 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Windows Activation doesn't work online because the servers have been upgraded to TLS 1.2 and recent certificates, preventing the old OS from connecting.

@user-ym7qn3uo2m

20 күн бұрын

You can still activate it by phone.

honey wake up Eric Parker posted another old windows on the internet

0:32 "Famously, Elon Musk, actually the reason he was let go from PayPal is because he wanted to rebase the whole thing around Windows instead of Unix. uh... Luckily they did not-" 😂😂😂

@alexdhall

22 күн бұрын

Is it just me or does it get cut off a *bit* early, in the middle of his thought? 🤔

@samholdsworth420

20 күн бұрын

​@@alexdhallI think it was intentional...

conhoz my beloved

No NAT, no firewall, what is even the point of these videos besides stating the obvious?

I love how his intros keep getting faster.

How do attackers find such an unsecured windows server? Do they simply poke every possible ipv4 address and hope that eventually they find a server which let's them in?

@frankbucciantini388

22 күн бұрын

Yes, they're periodically scanning the whole IPv4 address range and net mapping every device to see which one is vulnerable and has the ports open. Pretty scary.

@UkrainiansWillLose

19 күн бұрын

its 99% automated bots and whatever else

@firenado4295

12 күн бұрын

there are only 4billion public ips and that can all be scanned in about half an hour on a gigabit connection and a crappy single core vps.

@frankbucciantini388

12 күн бұрын

Wait really? Half an hour for the whole address range? That's even scarier than I thought... :(

@firenado4295

11 күн бұрын

@@frankbucciantini388 that is just for pinging so if you actually want to do anything more than catalogue what responses you get then it will be longer. Know a guy that made a scanner to look for public minecraft servers and he told me on that hardware it only takes about 20 minutes. So yes,. in short the internet is a scary place sometimes lol.

I'm doing a sysadmin degree and just found your channel through this video, definitely gonna stick around for your DDs on this kinda stuff. Legacy systems are a great way to study.

The paypal fact got cut off. What were you going to say?

There will always be someone who says ""You're fake"" just because you edit your videos. Don't let it get to you, mate.

@RraltKing

22 күн бұрын

"mate"

@gonderage

22 күн бұрын

who the heck is saying that

@owlsmol

22 күн бұрын

@@gonderage Did you even watch the video? at the end he gets upset becaus people accused him of being fake. Just because he edits videos, does not mean it's fake.

Your videos have been always interesting to watch. I learnt more from your videos than in my school. Also I've got a question what kind of tools do you use while making these videos? (Ofc except the virtual machine)

How do you get the networking setup so it's not behind a NAT and exposed to the internet? Sorry for asking a question you've probably answered countless times.

@Masterix.

21 күн бұрын

He explained it in the first video

Another old operating system video! Thanks Eric

Underrated Channel. I love learning aboute these obsecure and outdated OS's. I remember growing up on XP, and am nostalgic for it at times, even though its no longer safe to use. Just a thought. Team up with Scammer Payback, and have a scammer connect to Red Star OS. I bet it would be quite entertaining.

Why would anyone use this over linux? You have to buy a license per every connection? WTF?

@DozIT

22 күн бұрын

Depends on the server edition, each user OR device using the server needs to be licensed (web hosting does not require additional licensing). Unfortunately Windows Server is the only (viable, scalable, and reliable) way to manage dozens, or hundreds of windows boxes on a network (Active Directory, WSUS, BranchCache, and of course Group Policy)

@jimnor8817

20 күн бұрын

Linux can't effectively manage Windows endpoints without a ton of headaches / compromises. *nix OSes have several applications that they're great at but this isn't one of them.

@halfbakedproductions7887

10 күн бұрын

@@jimnor8817 Yep, we have loads of Linux stuff in our estate that Windows clients can auth against, but it's not AD. We have AD groups to manage application/system access and that access will allow your AD account to authenticate against those, but our actual directory management is AD. Vintela is used as a shim for the Unix estate.

idk man microl office seems legit to me idk what youre talking about

Mom can we have Internet? No, we have Internet at home. Internet at home:

0:35 lmao yet another elon L also the cutoff was funny

@amogusenjoyer

19 күн бұрын

Why? Back then windows was pretty okay for servers. Iirc eBay ran on windows for a while, and stack overflow still does iirc. Obviously I wouldn't chose it right now, but in the 1990s windows was just fine as a server OS

has your ISP ever been like “yo what the fuck bro”

The fact you keep getting harassed by conhoz is hilarious Microl Office is a highlight as well

Kinda fun how you only got Conhoz on XP, but WS2k3 gets the funky ones. Mirai? Oh shi-

I just found out microsoft still hosts this on their website

CONHOZ III: REVENGE OF THE SITH

microl office and microsoft compilation is peak process info name

Windows Server 2003's firewall might as well just be an IOU hastily scrawled on a sticky note

@phenom957

22 күн бұрын

He turned the firewall off.

@ozzie_goat

22 күн бұрын

@@phenom957 Clearly you've never worked with 2003

Did you snapshot the install before you turn to the network connection on? You should always snapshot the install. Saves that half hour.

Wait so if i use some old windows older than idk xp, a magic flying malware would just sit in my pc rentfree if i try to open internet?

@Makinri

22 күн бұрын

No

@trimidsmod6391

22 күн бұрын

no, hes using no firewall

I never understood how they could open programs inside C:/windows, like they have a script that detects networks without firewalls?

@DGTelevsionNetwork

22 күн бұрын

Usually, yes. It's called a port sniffer, the exact same techniques used by 2b2t Minecraft greifers used to get into people's private servers. Windows Vista an earlier can also advertise not only what version they're running but also what network device is communicating.

@NTSA-ox6fg

22 күн бұрын

@@DGTelevsionNetwork awesome! But how it works? Like ot detects by waves or it needs to someone download a drive to ir work?

1:07 holy moly LAIN mentioned❤

When you installed the service under this system, it ran by default, exposed in all its glory to the entire Internet... My first server 2003 (or maybe it was 2008) installation was hijacked within a few weeks by spammers and someone even decided to host a Porn repository :)

What accent do you have Eric I cannot figure out where you are from

When for Windows Vista and 7 ??? i have a netbook with W7 and i don´t if is secure or not

@tripledickcornelius

22 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's still fine.

@thel3218

22 күн бұрын

It doesn't happen anything if the OS is fully updated. Even on 2K/XP/2003 most likely nothing will happen because both Windows and your router have a firewall.

My corporate server still use windows server 2003 until 2015. . .

@halfbakedproductions7887

10 күн бұрын

We still have a literal handful but all of those are on death row and will be uplifted by the end of this year. We still had a single, solitary, one-off Windows 2000 box running as late as 2017 but it's gone now. We still have a decent number of 2012 R2 boxes (base 2012 is banned) that are allowed to stay _for now_, but the acceptable minimum at our place is 2016. That makes up the bulk of our estate and we have about a 70-30 split between 2019 and 2022 as well.

How is it found just by being connected? Packet sniffers and telemetry?

"We have safe system at home" Safe system at home:

conhoz identifying as "Microsoft compilation" is just random. why? did they not wanna infringe copyright? but, aren't they already doing so with using Microsoft name?

huh nothing's happened to my copy of windows for workgroups 3.1 i've been chatting on irc with it for years. then again i doubt any modern virus is compatible with a 16bit environment, or could run well on a 66mhz 486.

Hey, I've been following your videos for quite a while and have been wondering what program you use to make these WMs

@sqiuddyplays

22 күн бұрын

Probably VMware Player/Workstation.

Mine has been connected to the internet for years, still is as of July 2024. I have no intention of changing it.

@TheDa6781

17 күн бұрын

What do you use it for?

@user-ym7qn3uo2m

17 күн бұрын

I use it mainly as a file server, central repository for my main data collection which consists of programs I've created, shareware etc I've downloaded, music, and videos. I don't get on the internet with it because no browser will install on it any more. I use a different Win10 computer for accessing the internet. I got the server free over 10 years ago before we had 8 TB drives. Today it probably wouldn't make sense to set it up as I have but it's still working so why change it, although other newly available options would certainly use less power.

@kennysboat4432

9 күн бұрын

​@@user-ym7qn3uo2mmypal, palemoon and a few others work on windows xp.

What I don't get is how it's possible that not all scanners detect the malware

I wonder what could happen on ReactOS. It is similar to Server 2003.

it helps to rename the exe of process explorer to some random name. some malware checks if procecp is running...

no bots here yet? damn

@nr289

22 күн бұрын

BEEP BOOP

@drin2k

22 күн бұрын

BOOP BEEP 🤖

@whamer100

21 күн бұрын

any robots in chat?

Fun fact: a massive distributor of Adult Toys still uses SharePoint server 2003 as a CRM. Its not fun to support.

Which hypervisor do you use on Mac?

@fuckcomm

22 күн бұрын

use UTM

I miss old windows :( Love the vids!

Welcome back, conhoz!

Microsoft compilation and microl office hell naw

I wonder what will happen if you connect windows 7 to the internet without a firewall...

@user-ym7qn3uo2m

20 күн бұрын

Doing that too with no problems whatsoever. Oh, wait, it is behind a NAT...No firewall though.

Just a recommendation When you go to do these videos update them with Windows update restored as it will have all the latest updates for these non-supported operating systems

@frankbucciantini388

22 күн бұрын

Yeah that's what I would have liked to see too. And the XP one but with all the Posready updates till 2019.

Why is the recording running at like 2fps?

"how else do you want your (windows) server to be" behind a big ass firewall, i never even trusted it enough to not put HAProxy in front of IIS.

why do you always disable firewall on older systems?

@GameskoTV

22 күн бұрын

its fake video

@gorgnof

22 күн бұрын

​@@GameskoTVlol no

@Ballr00mBlitz

21 күн бұрын

Because nothing would have happened otherwise, he needs some content

@awesomegraczgie2131

9 күн бұрын

- Do you always pee through a closed zipper? - Yes, always

2:18 Nese Server 2003 also ended today. It's based on Windows Server 2003 but, it's difficult if updates are pre-installed. But, Nese Server 2003 ended today (like July 8, 2024)

2003 was and is the best OS from MS. I hate the treat-us-as-babies 2016-2022 GUI.

i know this doesnt have anything to do with the video but i was very curious what is your accent?

@terpsiterpsi

7 күн бұрын

Was reading through the comments to see if someone else was curious, he’s definitely American but has some very British inflections in his accent occasionally!

Feels like there is an issue with your video, it seems like 10fps or something

Can you do Windows Embedded Posready 2009 with all the updates up to 2019?

More video skips! 0:42

7:29 "IO.SYS" Me, as a Touhou fan: *Why why why don't I miss you a lot forever?*

wait u use mac?

Is it me or is your system really laggy?

The pyc file should be unpackable with uncompyle6 depending on Python version used.

Server 2003 was the bomb. Especially the SBS version

Pretty idiotic you didn’t try hosting a GeoCities esque page on the server onto the public web so you may test your audience towards running each and every unpatched vulnerability exploit through some sort of announcement post as to spread the word. Server ‘03 on the surface is no different than XP, the real technicality is the feature set besides ofc licensing; in other words, we’ve seen this already.

@UkrainiansWillLose

19 күн бұрын

nice seeing you again

I have a request can you do android if possible I always thought it's near impossible to get malware especially after permission system overhaul in API level 23

@tripledickcornelius

22 күн бұрын

Why would anybody want to download viruses on Android? lol

What site are you using during 8:31 ?

@unknown2023.5

17 күн бұрын

its called triage

@unknown2023.5

17 күн бұрын

i think you have to sign in to use it

@Vlame

17 күн бұрын

@@unknown2023.5 ah ok. thank you!

Elon Musk thinking it was reasonably safe to expose Windows Server to the internet w/o additional measures or not caring at all certainly explains why he though "full self-driving" was ready be4 the pandemic when it barely is now.

@papajohnscookie

22 күн бұрын

you know linux servers can be comprimised too right 😅

@whohan779

22 күн бұрын

@@papajohnscookie Yeah, but in the early days of PayPal they didn't have nearly as high a market share. Also, I'd trust RedHat & co. over M$ any day; especially with those proprietary bits.

@papajohnscookie

22 күн бұрын

​@@whohan779what does market share have to do with the OS your servers are running? Just because they prefer a different, very popular OS doesn't make them irrational or delusional.

I didn't understand how the system gets infected without downloading any files?

@su1ka

20 күн бұрын

Same here... Trying to find an answer under the comments section.. no luck.. yet

@eskikanal3

18 күн бұрын

@@su1ka me too

@eDoc2020

17 күн бұрын

I believe they usually use vulnerabilities in the SMB (file sharing) service.

5:40 microsoft compilation 😭😂

@awesomegraczgie2131

9 күн бұрын

Mitsubishi Materials

Video was great man loved it!

@RraltKing

22 күн бұрын

what did you love about it

@trimidsmod6391

22 күн бұрын

@@RraltKing Microsoft Compilation

@RraltKing

22 күн бұрын

@@trimidsmod6391 ew your mirco soft???

@trimidsmod6391

22 күн бұрын

@@RraltKing I will make you micro soft

libre office would've been more undetectable ngl

wonder if there will be a process cssrs (fake csrss)

I think Eric posts more than most casual KZreadrs 😂

@Yvellic

22 күн бұрын

It’s like Dailydoseoferic

"What happens if you connect Windows Server 2003 to the Internet in 2024 and turn all the security features off."

i really like your videos and i think its crazy that you can be infected just by being connected to the internet alone but i noticed that you always turn the firewall off. would you have the same result if the firewall was on? could you go as far as using these old windows versions with no issues if the firewall was on?

@Makinri

22 күн бұрын

The firewall is what's causing most if not all of the problems, I used Windows 7 SP1 as my daily driver connected to the internet a while ago and I got by just fine.

@patg108

22 күн бұрын

@@Makinri explain, other videos say XP with a firewall and basic protection is fine enough in response to the XP version of this video

@GameskoTV

22 күн бұрын

yep, this video is fake

@patg108

22 күн бұрын

@@GameskoTV figures, point out how its fake though

@Makinri

22 күн бұрын

@@patg108 you can see "xp sp3 worm" in the taskbar at 2:50 in the XP version of this video right before it cuts.

What happens if you connect Windows 98 to the Internet in 2024

sigma episode again

Heck yeah 50k subs!

Ah, conhoz makes an appearance. Probably some other version than the one ive seen alive.

You could have just asked some SMB sysadmins still running it

Hello buddy, my names is James.

Intresting a Microsoft patch help Fox this vulnerable?

Microsoft Compilation 💀💀💀

microsoft compilation lol

Bad stuff. Bad stuff happens.

why did you start to show how to sub and like

Next do with windows 7

conhoz is the new wannacry

Last time i tried, you could still activate using the phone. :)

Michaelsoft Binbows moment