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@josephahn1024

2 жыл бұрын

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@David.124

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nXtm15aHZLy_ddo.html .

@jesussavedme6260

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus loves you 🤍

@jcd221

Жыл бұрын

In this video were you trying to order flowers, chocolates, and a pearl for your girlfriend or for yourself?

@dambajones409

Жыл бұрын

​@@jcd221 I thought he was talking about Harry Potter.

He’s either speaking enchantment table or having a stroke

@Ri_5475

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@imyourdaddy4138

4 жыл бұрын

Avery Fsadni BRUH

@corbinibby9903

4 жыл бұрын

Avery Fsadni enchantment table is probably most accurate

@kawaiikitty-ng4xr

4 жыл бұрын

YOU GET BONUS POINTS IF U GOT BOTH :D

@amandanovak8953

4 жыл бұрын

This man speaking enchantment table

This sounds like it makes senses, but it doesn’t.

@grgry06

2 жыл бұрын

So it's senseless?

@lesercraft

2 жыл бұрын

My poor confused brain lost it's attention span💀

@moonmoththing

2 жыл бұрын

You mean it sounds like it should make sense but it probably dosent

@silvxr2961

2 жыл бұрын

kinda makes me feel stupid T-T

@lesercraft

2 жыл бұрын

@@silvxr2961 ikr😭

“Its…carpetable” omg I relate to this so much

@kjrayofficial

12 күн бұрын

Palateable

@mariamsabra520

11 күн бұрын

Sooooo tissueable!

@vroas.

4 күн бұрын

it's giving tharmenting... but ferk balger

@user-sn5pj8lf9g

2 күн бұрын

Means ?

@RedstoneMiner18

2 күн бұрын

​@@user-sn5pj8lf9gcars able go to plantable

I have auditory processing disorder and THIS is what I hear half the time

@hippiechick73

3 ай бұрын

I think I have some kind of auditory processing disorder. When someone says something to me, I have to repeat the pattern over and over to myself until I figure out a group of words that make actual sense. Like I’ll hear “hit you rake the hamster mouth?” And I’ll think it over and say, “oh! Are you asking me if I took the dumpster out?” Is that what it is like for you?

@misspinkpunkykat

3 ай бұрын

@@hippiechick73 I just hear gibberish. My mother thinks I am half deaf and wants me to get a hearing aid. She won't hear me out this is nothing to do with my actual hearing ability and a hearing aid would just make be hear gibberish at a louder decibel. I get by by asking people to repeat themselves. Sometimes I do tell them I'm half deaf because trying to explain auditory processing disorder to most people is like trying to talk to a wall.

@hippiechick73

3 ай бұрын

@@misspinkpunkykat Have you had a hearing test recently? Do you also have tinnitus? Just curious. If you are able to see an audiologist, they could perhaps clarify your issue. I understand how you explain it to people. It’s like how I always tell people “I have arthritis” rather than trying to explain my chronic muscular pain.

@misspinkpunkykat

3 ай бұрын

@@hippiechick73 I did. It came back normal

@codemiesterbeats

3 ай бұрын

I don't know if I technically have this I probably am just a crazy bastard... Sometimes I hear things quite clearly but my brain doesn't compute them lol 😆

People in the 70's: "It's carpetable"

@marywaters6752

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@gogogetter

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAH 😂😂😂

@Don_Salieri1899

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt live through the 70s so i don't get it

@marywaters6752

3 жыл бұрын

@@Don_Salieri1899 Because they put carpet everywhere in the 70s 😂

@Don_Salieri1899

3 жыл бұрын

@@marywaters6752 oh lol

Imagine: your English teacher does a listening test about this as an april fool joke

@ulin__nm

3 жыл бұрын

What a brilliant idea!

@suchismitamondal1566

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kaykarmacrystal

3 жыл бұрын

Oohhhhhh that’s a fiendishly evil thing 😈

@Jis3210

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: you ARE a english teacher that played this prank😏😏😏

@mirellamasiero2261

2 жыл бұрын

My student sent me this video with your comment and I think this is a brilliant idea hahahahaha

“Hows the Carnival?” “He is on to white wiring now.” This is great.

@zm_headhunter

24 күн бұрын

Strange me out and it's polatable now

@justahammer

22 күн бұрын

“Did they find the hominid?” “Yes, it’s chiming, but I may have to dye it out…”

@rusticcloud3325

15 күн бұрын

"Hey, did you water after it?" "No only yes, stone pieces, bud pieces‌, and hp pieces." "What about the acorn pieces?"

@roulam3001

6 күн бұрын

2:57

"Those are tonation, summonation, and exclamation, but the examination ships a little flowerlessly" Excuse me, *_What?_*

@P1x1e143

3 күн бұрын

wdym, normal english sentence right there

@sostoyanieson

3 күн бұрын

Now you ask the same question like all the english learners listening to a casual conversation

I mean, imagine learning your lines for this scene.

@telloy9467

3 жыл бұрын

Should be in the harry potter?

@ifiwasaduckideatyou7268

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was improv :)

@telloy9467

3 жыл бұрын

@@ifiwasaduckideatyou7268 or that

@Eztli__Void

3 жыл бұрын

It was either on a page in the book or random words

@goldensunflower6761

3 жыл бұрын

the comment right above yours has the entire script lmaoo

When you have to present an oral and your crush is in the same room

@kyragrayc

4 жыл бұрын

Is that Geesus I see as your pfp?

@batsy8778

4 жыл бұрын

@@kyragrayc nah, it's his other half.... Frankie

@batsy8778

4 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Benavidez O R A L as in school not O R A L as in sexual yho

@batsy8778

4 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Benavidez yeah no shit

@bonniesensai

4 жыл бұрын

If my crush was in the room id rather perform an oral

This is the kind of class project you do when you want to get credit in film AND linguistics.

It brought to the surface very old memories of my young self not understanding English and I can confirm this is exactly how it sounded like as a non native speaker

@ancient_bam

7 сағат бұрын

I have a memory of watching my parents fight when I was very little and this is how it sounded to me, but yelling

It sounds like he’s speaking doctor’s handwriting

@makaylaa5451

4 жыл бұрын

Gino Formento LMFAOO

@bbb_ccc4361

4 жыл бұрын

Gino Formento omg 😂

@bloomfiery3922

4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHA

@paolodettori6186

4 жыл бұрын

LoL 😂😂

@vincentsvirtues4172

4 жыл бұрын

Nooo it’s definitely cursive, maybe with a bit of a Braille accent

It's so weird how I can ALMOST understand it.

@flint7277

3 жыл бұрын

I understand ever 3rd word

@mihairadumazareanu1726

3 жыл бұрын

Because there are full sentences spoken in English.

@itzameh2233

3 жыл бұрын

Its almost carpetable

@patricia4073

3 жыл бұрын

@@itzameh2233 😭😭 I love this

@raiden9x56

3 жыл бұрын

shutup

“It was Palatable, almost Corbish” “how corbish?” 😂😂 Wow they took the game Telephone to another level 😅😊

This is exactly what watching movies was like when I was a kid. I just enjoyed the visuals and occasionally caught a word or phrase.

I'm still impressed that he is able to speak fluent nonsense

@MeltsLikeCaramel

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a mix between new and old english.

@jayelguerrero

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sammyjustsammy5222

2 жыл бұрын

Very accurate good work. Britain approves. 🇬🇧 👌 - native English speaker

@mateusmaturana8858

2 жыл бұрын

He is not speaking normally? Brasil here.

@MeltsLikeCaramel

2 жыл бұрын

@@mateusmaturana8858 He is and he's not at the same time, it sounds more old english.

this sounds like trying to remember your dream the next morning

@grapeleiva2266

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@xXRusky_SevmorXx

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...

@nope9346

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@itsfish2591

3 жыл бұрын

Depends if you woke up to the dream or not

@teddy_arts2893

3 жыл бұрын

exactly 💀👉👉

"What about the acorn pieces?"

@ppeter1982

Күн бұрын

"I heard the hand sticks were better"

At first I couldn’t understand, but now I listen carefully and see that it is just random English words kind of strung together into a sentence and I can now distinguish the words.

@JellyAntz

9 күн бұрын

1:50 “Hey, did you wet her after?” 💀💀

Nobody: English language: *P A L L A T A B L E*

@delgado8

4 жыл бұрын

Palatable

@TheBrodyLopez

4 жыл бұрын

Palatable

@-dolsen-

4 жыл бұрын

That’s all I hear when watching it

@ryandavies8171

4 жыл бұрын

Pallatable

@apemangeezer6969

4 жыл бұрын

Palatable

This guy’s speaking in Terms and Conditions.

@leirza14

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@2102082

3 жыл бұрын

I’m using this every time someone says something I don’t understand

@sarahusa241

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@cheath8705

3 жыл бұрын

Good one!! I agree!!

@babe2you

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

i love the emphasis of I and the repeating of things, smacking of the lips, the straining of your voice if you’re unsure or if you’re annoyed. or the stuttering or getting quiet and quieter as you think.

This sounds like the kind of conversation I would have in my dreams and it would make complete sense.

*When youve been playing sims for too long*

@ilariacipriani5843

4 жыл бұрын

Satanic DevilMan hahahahaha

@jaidcz9068

4 жыл бұрын

First time in a while i laughed out loud at a comment

@adt4025

4 жыл бұрын

I can relate 😂

@blvckmold5555

4 жыл бұрын

Satanic DevilMan 666th like

@donairechristianp

4 жыл бұрын

Dag dag! 👋🏻 lmao

Me: Is this english? my brain: yes‘nt

@gloomz3r

4 жыл бұрын

Very cool Donald!

@bladebolt1291

4 жыл бұрын

That is the most accurate feeling.

@lachy-lf3ul

4 жыл бұрын

Yesn't*

@donmatter1219

4 жыл бұрын

You stole this from the other video... you fuck

@theluva313

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I think I remember seeing this in my high school Spanish class. Super interesting to be able to understand what not understanding your native language sounds like 😂

I'm so glad i had subtitles for this.

Foreign Teacher: The listening test is not going to be that hard. The audio:

@daudratsu6222

3 жыл бұрын

And the worst part. You can't repeat it

@SA-yn6pg

3 жыл бұрын

You know what the problem is with the audio? There are 15 people talking at the same time and the main speaker is Scottish...

@mourning-after

3 жыл бұрын

My French teacher: Ps i love her but audio tests will kill me

@Paulbrqfd

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@livywithane

3 жыл бұрын

My french class

French teacher: _"The listening test tomorrow won't be that hard."_ How the listening test sounds like to me:

@tiffanyc426

2 жыл бұрын

FOREAL XD

@justagirl7045

2 жыл бұрын

@SeokjinnieSeokjin Neeee oppaaa

@mireya5085

2 жыл бұрын

Hey army 보라해💜

@mireya5085

2 жыл бұрын

@@justagirl7045 ???

@trafficcontroldance

2 жыл бұрын

@@mireya5085 Hello, ARMY! 💜 나도 사랑해! 보라해 😍💜

As I non-native english speaker I would’ve thought this is a legit conversation if not for the title. The grammar and sentence structures are all there, so if something doesn’t register it must’ve been just another vocabulary I have not mastered yet

English is my second language & this is exactly how it sounded before I learned, it’s impossible to tell where one word starts & ends until your ear gets used to it, watching the news is very helpful to train your ear due to their clear pronunciation

@justtiredthings

2 күн бұрын

Feel this completely, except English speaker learning Spanish 😆

Be honest, we can all understand what they’re saying, but can’t explain to others what was said.

@hannahkuhn5390

2 жыл бұрын

Thats literally what I was thinking, i can understand it but can't explain it

@drawingmc3904

2 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@just.marysew

2 жыл бұрын

Like you know the words but why they're saying them you just can't explain.

@avahammonds118

2 жыл бұрын

Another romance 101 reader I see. 😌

@cotolinaXD

2 жыл бұрын

@@avahammonds118 😏

The fact that he sprinkled in some comprehensible words throughout makes this even more authentic

@spinkid2000

11 ай бұрын

I can identify with that, I know some words in other languages, so when I try to understand its a lot like that.

@DinsRune

11 ай бұрын

​@@spinkid2000 exactly, like you might know a few words from school or media.

@zerofallen059

9 ай бұрын

Ed bassmaster did it first with mumbles

@christopher9727

9 ай бұрын

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@parakeetbudgie

9 ай бұрын

Los Angeles on as when i went to La Quinta Inn and Noble done. FYI I got done loading at all. do you so much hola, blah blah blah whatever how are would i will have this love by the house? I saw that a lot of wonderland Folder orthodoxy in Daiso now on I swear I saw your mama know I’m not ask organ is my long after dinner i’m gonna be down by also and I’ll see a little windowsill Nascimento do you know the scores hotspot again? The tag of people the when the when is the this when when the the the when teh star moon the human chirping at the moon and dogs the the the when the when have th it’s in whistle and more charge on Mulberry. How are you? Do not what I said a song SOMI lol… Being at home but I don’t know I said it is. I got the envelope and told me I need to know as long as my mom and I saw his Marleau which I don’t know why I have so much good luck on Mandl college. FYI I can also ask Rotondo in pig latin. Indonesian Loblaw Donald, can you camp on CNBC sauce and then when the end of La Santa Lantana The end of the lot on Ocon Yukon Golden Sand Bezos, seeing face-off Rabano him blocked on all the songs on my long are you in the car dog on the chair? Are you a Cuba in the Winter Day said Antonio Market. I don’t even know, Wednesday I do know

8 year old me speaking gibberish and pretending that I know English:

@JmoksHair

4 күн бұрын

What's your first language?

@skylight.exe_

4 күн бұрын

@@JmoksHair my first language is Bengali

as beginner on english learning, that sounds very authentic

I’m amazed with how confidently he’s speaking utter nonsense

@i_am_very_very_confused

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god this is literally my friends constantly

@lovalette

2 жыл бұрын

literally

@fordman7479

2 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way when Joe Biden does a speech lol

@fordman7479

2 жыл бұрын

@@dirtegarbage no he doesn't except rare occasions.

@fordman7479

2 жыл бұрын

@@dirtegarbage i've watched them too lol

Teachers: The listening test isn't that confusing The listening test:

@siar073

2 жыл бұрын

*le sigh* yes.

@geekygalaxy4307

2 жыл бұрын

I did so bad in my French listening test my teacher made me retake an easier paper 😂😭

@Aphrodite10

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@CyberUrielG7

2 жыл бұрын

What a coincidence I actually took listening test today😂

@dreamglowwolf20

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Literalmente, si no me dicen que no es inglés, había pensado que estaba ablando igles XD

“it’s.. korbish” “How korbish?” truly inspirational

How it feels to watch Netflix in a noisy area with no subtitles 😂

@raymonds7492

3 жыл бұрын

Just happened at a 4th of July party

@vaporlights7337

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO FR

@38257

3 жыл бұрын

NO BC WHY IS THIS SO TRUE LMAOO

@redwoodskies

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@jodie.111

2 жыл бұрын

@tomatomato SAME I GOT ADDICTED TO subtitles 😭

Even as an English speaker, I thought he was just talking in regular English at first so I 100% get how non native speakers can hear it like this at first

@dancarter482

11 ай бұрын

Same, until I stopped trying and then it just sounded like German - once the German thing happened I couldn't un-hear it - overhearing a German conversation.

@JannJmalki-wt1ds

11 ай бұрын

@@dancarter482 as a german, i can tell you that german conversations sound way more aggresive

@ianswift3521

11 ай бұрын

@@JannJmalki-wt1ds nein, du bist eine schweinehund

@bendover9021

10 ай бұрын

To be fair, a lot of actual English is spoken in between the gibberish. So it’s probably even more confusing and nonsensical to most other speakers.

@angelusvastator1297

10 ай бұрын

@@JannJmalki-wt1ds yeah remove the aggression and I can hear the English like pronounciations in German which makes sense cos both related

As an Italian, it took me several seconds and a control check in the comment section to figure out he's speaking nonsense. Brilliant 🥰

I always struggled to understand how non-english speakers hear english, since I’m an english speaker. This is surprisingly helpful in understanding.

man, these Sims graphics are getting crazy

@AA-iv2mx

4 жыл бұрын

Max3rn 😭😭😭

@cece9387

4 жыл бұрын

ikr very realistic. impressive

@jaimedrum

4 жыл бұрын

Max3rn 💀

@CrystalDoggoIsMissing

4 жыл бұрын

waiting for that one comment...

@jameswoodland9769

4 жыл бұрын

BROOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It’s like a crossover of sims and English

@ElectricStardust

4 жыл бұрын

Simlish with extra Simlish = this

@mauigio

4 жыл бұрын

This is so true, I thought they were going for how English literally sounds, because we don't have great melody like the French, Portuguese, Russians, or Italians

@thatkittyelf5565

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@straaanded1714

4 жыл бұрын

Sims is trash but yeh lol

@publicservicetea6758

4 жыл бұрын

YESS!!!

This is excellent. Exactly what it feels like to listen to someone else speaking when at the beginner to early intermediate level of learning a new language.

I’m trying so hard not to pay attention to the words but I CANTTTT

This started by itself on autoplay and I legit thought I was having a stroke.

@saphiraOO7

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@haydens2361

4 жыл бұрын

That’s amazing lol

@benfuhler9556

4 жыл бұрын

I feel kinda bad lol!

@patriciasmarandescu5804

4 жыл бұрын

Oh My Gaaaaaawd i snorted so badly

@k9l9b17

4 жыл бұрын

Epic

So this is what doctors hand writing sounds like... 🤔Interesting

@evan.eats.babies

2 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@neobongzzz

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@justsay4611

2 жыл бұрын

Pash pash😭

@caloipalaboi2048

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly haha

@abibigail8292

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

"it's carpetable" so meaningful 😢

As a person learning English I confirm that this is true. You can almost understand what people are talking about, but you don't know half the words and have to guess based on context.

Moral of the story: It was palatable.

@jasmineraymond4933

4 жыл бұрын

I listened to that part as I was reading it

@ErikUden

4 жыл бұрын

Thought you died

@svnsparks

4 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Raymond me too

@jesuschrist1826

4 жыл бұрын

and that’s on presidency

@chinoyomaji288

4 жыл бұрын

But not carpetable

This is what the teacher sounds like when you aren’t listening

@amosferik3138

4 жыл бұрын

LEILA TRISLEY HAHA IKR

@jacktheiss4085

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah or just what they sound like when trying to teach something that makes no sense

@demsimex

4 жыл бұрын

literally

@valynambrose

4 жыл бұрын

LEILA TRISLEY frrrrr

@gigigaffney

4 жыл бұрын

honestly even when i am listening as well

Can we just take the time to appreciate this actor.

@BoxingTrainingJourney

5 ай бұрын

No🗿

As someone with sensory processing disorder, this is how the world sounds to me if im not devoting my full attention to the person talking.

Plot twist: he’s not actually a human, but he’s a sim from the Sims

@oniari7306

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@enbybunny6827

4 жыл бұрын

High Guardian xD

@joselin6807

4 жыл бұрын

Yessss😂

@aryasgamer1199

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@staryellos

4 жыл бұрын

sim from the sims game sims 4 sims game. yes

My dude be speaking simlish

@dorotheashakalli9186

5 жыл бұрын

Emmy H hahahha thats hilarious😂😂

@moonlighting3621

5 жыл бұрын

It does sound like simlish:0

@masterchef7888

5 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂

@aminafazlic4722

5 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@pianosistah

5 жыл бұрын

😂😆

sometimes i look away and i just listen, whenever i do, it’s sounds like he’s talking normally 😭

I'm French and I can say that's about right! This brings back memories after 20 years in the UK.

Me: This is English right? My brain: Well yes, but actually no.

@seungshine6581

4 жыл бұрын

ARMYYYYYY

@meowpth

4 жыл бұрын

yes’nt

@meowpth

4 жыл бұрын

cool ^ _ ^

@yomomsturds2927

4 жыл бұрын

Little Miss1594 idk why but this video made my head and lungs hurt 0-0 idk if im ok :(

@bangtansmoonchild2410

4 жыл бұрын

Little Miss1594 kim namjoon

This sounds like the picture where u can't identify anything

@keiliahooke9590

4 жыл бұрын

100% the best way to explain this

@jacktheiss4085

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like I understand the words individually but it’s not how my brain is used to hearing them in sequence so I just can’t recollect any of it

@JDhero777

Ай бұрын

"READ THE ROOM" The room:

This is almost exactly what it's like hearing someone speak french. It's mostly gibberish to me, but there are little bits that I recognize due to the word sharing that happened between the two languages

Closed captions reads like Finnegans Wake and I love it

Me: Is this English? My brain: It’s.. carpetable

@TheKittie666

4 жыл бұрын

haha xD

@willanthoniozeppeli7913

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@char5285

4 жыл бұрын

It’s Palatable

@andypandy5781

4 жыл бұрын

*Carbidable Correct your typo

@jasonshuman619

4 жыл бұрын

That's hella pelatable

As an American this just sounds like walking down in the hall and catching pieces of different conversations😂

@ggukminlove

5 жыл бұрын

Emily H so truee

@hunterlawrence3573

5 жыл бұрын

True!

@meestameestaaaaaa

5 жыл бұрын

Im usually not that invasive and tend to mind my own. But youre absolutely right hahaha

@kieferbradley2860

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@enamesic3263

5 жыл бұрын

Emily H true

This is what it sounds like when people talking in the next room

Some of the words I can actually make out like “the older acorns” Honestly I’m convinced that most of this is real words that are just jumbled in some parts but not all

My ears: "Yeah, I know what he says." My brain: " ... ?"

@ya6122

4 жыл бұрын

That's how it Sounds to non english speakers. But they dunno what it means

@GarlicGrinder9

4 жыл бұрын

@@ya6122 not really, their ears don't know either in a lot of cases. When I hear a language I don't understand it just sounds like a bunch of nonsensical mouth noises, and the writing often either looks like letters I know arranges into alphabet soup, or in the case of non roman alphabets it just looks like scribbling. I can usually recognize when someone is speaking a language I don't understand, can recognize the sound and writing of common languages, but that doesnt mean I can write or speak anything in that language.

@ya6122

4 жыл бұрын

Oof I tried to explain it that way sorry if you didn't really understand

@jazz_intown4723

4 жыл бұрын

@@ya6122 Love how all our profile pictures have a purple background

@ya6122

4 жыл бұрын

@@jazz_intown4723 xD

It's like listening to what it sounds like when you're not listening

@Aiden-

3 жыл бұрын

why doesn’t this have a reply 😂and yess it does

@kevinikeonu3844

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment. when i try to understand what he says, i think i understand like 70%, but when I don't i dont understand anything

@lukeharry7856

3 жыл бұрын

HaHaHaHa too true

@bongbingbingbong9090

3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever listened to old English? I think it also fits this description rather well.

@ThirstysURL

3 жыл бұрын

Blablabla

English when you're zoned out

This is what you hear when you zone out

Alternative title: *What Parents Hear When You Explain Minecraft To Them*

@fritoz7184

3 жыл бұрын

Or when you try to explain to them why you can’t pause an online game

@emma-nd2ey

2 жыл бұрын

@@fritoz7184 YES

@sirensy

2 жыл бұрын

i love your pfp of lizzie lol

@megtheegg9658

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirensy haha thx

@shanel4748

2 жыл бұрын

YES AND WHEN YOUR TRYING TO TEACH THEM ALL OF THE NCT MEMBERS NAMES

He's speaking the KZread auto-generated subtitles

@litwolf1402

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂fr tho

@sadie_cat

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@beans6611

4 жыл бұрын

@@litwolf1402 ur profile pic tricked me omg

@spacecakery

4 жыл бұрын

Beachside Palace I think you meant to reply to triangle earther lol

@beans6611

4 жыл бұрын

@@spacecakery o yeah whoops my fat fingers lol

As somebody who went from a beginner in Spanish to a fairly fluent speaker over the past 5 years, this is how a fluent conversation in Spanish sounded to me when I was in my first year. I'd pick out words I knew but I couldn't understand the conversation, this is really accurate and very entertaining.

I'm confused. My brain told me I should be able to understand this, but it just didn't.

When he said , “it’s... carpetable” I felt that 😔✊🏽

@figz6327

4 жыл бұрын

altkovac HAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAA

@raydewitt1405

4 жыл бұрын

periodt

@Akech101

4 жыл бұрын

diamond johnson 😂😂😂😂

@teemccoy3500

4 жыл бұрын

T

@vlogwithbrownie

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

This guy: *P A L A T A B L E* Me: I felt that

@kolahmabullu137

3 жыл бұрын

Looooooooool

@kolahmabullu137

3 жыл бұрын

@Carlos V 1:36, 1:49, 2:13...I believe 🤣

@makaylariopelle7094

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Elijah-Bravo

3 жыл бұрын

For real why does he say palatable so much?

@MoneyMakinMovements

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

It's impressive they got it all in one shot.

Listening comprehensions be like:

This is what the TV sounds like when you’re about to fall asleep

@sarawithnoh9449

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment right here

@brythebest8307

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@pinkxly3742

2 жыл бұрын

literally lmao

@zdubbs7609

2 жыл бұрын

So true...

@kr29213

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss, it’s like I can understand it but I can’t

I feel like I can speak Japanese after watching this

@xojuun

4 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry but 何？もっとゆっくりいてください？？？ Yes I know it was a joke but I had to😂😭

@psychopenguincultist657

4 жыл бұрын

issapenguinbro (ゆっくり)…だから…これを…見たから…ちょっと…日本語…喋る…気…が…する

@itzluv.6176

4 жыл бұрын

i客人 😂

@user-km8my5kw6q

4 жыл бұрын

確かにほぼ言ってること分からん 私も中国語話せるんちゃうかなって気してくるもん（笑）

@A_B-dm6rg

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-km8my5kw6q Lol

alternate title: watching a movie without closed captions 🤣

This is what movies sound like without subtitles.

When you are little and you see your dad talking about politics

@maryadedokun2405

2 жыл бұрын

Broo, so trueee

@shankaka_99

2 жыл бұрын

DUDE THATS SUCH A VIVID MEMORY FOR ME- NOW IM A COMRADE

@shankaka_99

2 жыл бұрын

@@hmm7458 ewww someone uneducated- you literally can’t even spell commie 😭😭

@hmm7458

2 жыл бұрын

@@shankaka_99 eww someone uncultured in memes

@buffynicole108

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I’m 15 and still don’t understand some words

the fact that he manages to make some of this sound like real words is truly pelatable

@krak422

10 ай бұрын

heaps of them are real words, they represent the words in foreign languages that we know and stick out to us. for example most people know what "ciao" means in italian, despite not understanding barely any other words.

@itswickedsweet4409

10 ай бұрын

I took sybomonly find it pelatable

@macforme

10 ай бұрын

English is yummy? Try Icelandic next.

@asmarly

9 ай бұрын

totally hormondic

@macforme

9 ай бұрын

@@asmarly Google does not come up with hormondic.... can you clarifiy?

Bro can read Asta's Five Leaf Grimoire that even the Wizard King couldn't read

I first heard what english sounds like to non english speakers, and yeah, i understand what they mean. Sounds straight up like simlish

He sounds like he's just using a *whole* lot of slang that doesn't exist yet

@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305

3 жыл бұрын

He's ahead of his time

@KubickQ

3 жыл бұрын

Its...palatable

@moss5356

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@changyang1498

3 жыл бұрын

He’s streets ahead

@lucio-ohs8828

3 жыл бұрын

@@changyang1498 god damnit i was gonna say it. Guess i was streets behind

My Brain: "I understand this." Me: "Okay, then what is he saying?" My Brain: "I don't know."

@laurajean4125

2 жыл бұрын

i’m trying so hard to understand it that i’m failing more

@kaelinsherman7232

2 жыл бұрын

me rn

@kaelinsherman7232

2 жыл бұрын

bro sounds like a sim

@lexa8906

2 жыл бұрын

FR

@simonsaysolivia

2 жыл бұрын

Subtitles

Bros speaking my native language: *_Yapanese_*

Finally we’ve found someone who’s learnt the Sim language

@caylaclement

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking this too lol

@tetrisdood

4 жыл бұрын

*simlish

@camille-iv8ti

4 жыл бұрын

That’s literally what I thought

@tetrisdood

4 жыл бұрын

@Leaio ¿ you're right, I was just letting them know of the actual name of the language.

@murtazaibrahim9442

4 жыл бұрын

🎞 🔻 🏙

My little cousin heard this and I asked “is English?” to test it since he only speaks Spanish. He said yes.

@tachuberdaguer3020

3 жыл бұрын

Mine is always playing that he speaks english and souds exactly like this 😅

@senaidacastaneda1018

2 жыл бұрын

PLS 😂💀

@psychicareena

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a whole different language

@jxzminn7897

2 жыл бұрын

@@psychicareena well no shit 😭

@GameArchon215

2 жыл бұрын

Well… for a toddler, they might simply think English is the same thing as random gibberish. That’s what I thought Spanish was when I was a toddler.

Love how there are subtitles for this video 😆😆😆

"Hey, how's your day" "It's... carpetable"

@eliasismail5034

3 жыл бұрын

This killed me 😂

@Bukumusicpage

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💀

@zombathinlostleghackercat5233

3 жыл бұрын

Formitable.

@uliveulearnandregret

3 жыл бұрын

@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 quitable

@soup6482

3 жыл бұрын

Rocketman237 700th like

This sounds like a mixture of English, German and absolute gibberish.

@fionadotson

2 жыл бұрын

i mean English is a Germanic language 👀but yeah i never would’ve thought this is how we sounded lmao

@lauraviegas586

2 жыл бұрын

Simlish!

@marybethechols1449

2 жыл бұрын

@@fionadotson Wait English is a GERMANIC language!!! Wtheck

@fionadotson

2 жыл бұрын

@@marybethechols1449 yup! with some Romance influence (Roman as in Latin so like Spanish, French, Italian, etc.) but the structural part of English is mainly based off the Germanic language family. it’s pretty cool how languages evolve, even sometimes to completely different ones or dialects. some examples r Canadian French/Creole French, or the different dialects of Spanish depending on if ur talking to someone from Spain, Central, or South America. there’s some videos on youtube abt how we got our letters and the development of English and all that kind of stuff if u were interested in learning more. i only know some, since my mom was a linguist😂

@pockyumisoo

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought

I've watch this various times over the past few years, it melts my brain trying to reformulate these sentences.😂

That’s exactly what English sounds like just without forming words

My 10 years learning the language: this is not english My mexican brain: obviously this is english

@solveigbaldvinsdottir829

4 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha I can relate

@sachi4355

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a native speaker and this is just a really weird English conversation to me. Lots of made up words and stuff but it’s still slightly understandable.

@anna84259

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@f.palmero5010

4 жыл бұрын

@@solveigbaldvinsdottir829 Jajajajajaja*

@solveigbaldvinsdottir829

4 жыл бұрын

F. Palmero I’m not Mexican though 😂 I can just relate bc English is my second language