Imagine going to a meet the teachers event and overhearing a conversation about how DMT can help you catch elk

“I’m a weirdo for sure, but I’m friendly - Joe Rogan

Imagine Alex Jones at a PTA meeting

" I've fed my kids everything. They've eaten bear, deer, DMT, elk, duck, crocodile, everything"

I’ve talked to Joe at school events. He’s chill. Well rounded. Great parents. I’m going for a double leg takedown next time.

This clip is just joe flexing on us

"I'm a weirdo... sigh... but I'm friendly!" We should all adopt those philosophies.

Atleast Joe is self aware about how many epic things he does

Joe "I'm a caricature of masculinity" Rogan

Didn't know Joe was so wholesome about his parenting.

Do his kids randomly stare off into the distance mid conversation and say “Jamie, pull that up.”

“It’s easier to raise a child then fix the broken adult”

Imagine bullying a kid and then finding out their dad is joe Rogan

My dad never even talked to me when I was a kid.. Mostly just screaming that I should clean up some toys or whatever.

Ok, not gonna lie, I read the title: what do other planets think of Joe Rogan. Was pleasantly surprised

Joe " I wasn't loved as a kid so I love everyone " Rogan

Joe "my kids eat bears and ducks" Rogan

Joe “I’m interested in love” Rogan :’)

I have a cubicle job :( But I try to be a normal pot-smoking parent.

the parents are worried about Eddie Bravo teaching their children the truth about the world