Hades is the only one in a stable relationship : romance is dead

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

You, my friend, have earned my undying respect.

@womedrah1415

4 жыл бұрын

Heh get it, cause he's like, the god of the underworld, and the under world is where all the dead people go... Yea

@pinkneko13

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like but it was at 69, and that's too nice, i know some a**hat will come and ruin it anyways

@supermariosonica

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all realize that Hades kidnapped and married Persephone against her will and also they were uncle and niece

@spiritofstars3867

4 жыл бұрын

@@supermariosonica he's the lesser of two evils i guess i mean still better than Zeus 🤷‍♀️

Fun fact: fire ants can survive floods by forming together into a raft. Yep, they literally turn themselves into rafts to survive floods.

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

Another fun fact: there is a species of jungle ant which do not have a proper nest but instead link mandibles to make a literal anthill. That way, the queen and grubs are safe!

@bizarreelementals1230

4 жыл бұрын

So there transformers

@julien4305

4 жыл бұрын

@@bizarreelementals1230 well more like legos

@brenndanmcdonaugh1672

4 жыл бұрын

What if the biblical Arc was made entirely of fire ants and that's why Noah built it so quickly...

@yueren3646

4 жыл бұрын

Power Move: next time you go on a cruise, bring your own fire ant raft

"Dracula gets stabbed to death by a cowboy" I did not believe it. I had to check it. It's closer to truth than I would like it to be.

@mme.veronica735

4 жыл бұрын

Good ol' yeah haw nice guy (not the bad nice guy) Quincy Morris stabs Dracula

@rapogirl1391

4 жыл бұрын

The book is really a trip and a half. I Definitely recommend it.

@mme.veronica735

4 жыл бұрын

@@rapogirl1391 reading experience for first 1/2 of the book before they really know who dracula is. WHY are there so many blood transfusions?

@gingermcgingin1733

3 жыл бұрын

@@mme.veronica735 You got a better way to cure vampirism in the 19th century?

@parjai97

3 жыл бұрын

@@mme.veronica735 They had just been invented, I think it was the same year Bram Stoker started writting it?

Hades really looked at his brothers complain about going home to their spouses and said "Gee, can't relate."

@MANTISNIXON

4 жыл бұрын

His brothers: whining about their wives Hades: imagine not liking your wife lmaooo cant relate

@timesup4200

3 жыл бұрын

He sounded like John Mulaney During that bit

@mentallyunstable1926

3 жыл бұрын

zeus looked at hades and was too thick headed to realize hades was doing something right

@benkurdi8199

3 жыл бұрын

@@MANTISNIXON I'm hades in this comment but whenever someone mentions watching cartoons as a kid

@majomaheriose

3 жыл бұрын

Can you blame him? Persephone is the only greek goddess without murderous intent or a tragic backstory. She's probably the only goddess with actual conversational skills and emotional intelligence. And Hades is, to my knowledge, a pretty chill dude who just wanted someone to accompany him in the underworld.

“Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Eat?”

@bumbles6576

4 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@moxy8140

4 жыл бұрын

WELCOME TO THE NEWEST GAME SHOW "AM I HUNGRY OR DEPRESSED?!"

@sumi_luu

4 жыл бұрын

*YES.*

@lucygarth956

4 жыл бұрын

This is my fucking life

@jaden3898

3 жыл бұрын

by Fall Out Boy

“Until the psychology majors get a hold of you after playing” Wait, you mean that someone VOLUNTARILY wants to talk to me? I’ve never experienced such joy.

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

,,,I'd like to talk???

@godofthecripples1237

4 жыл бұрын

@@AverageEldritchEntity Saaame

@joda7697

4 жыл бұрын

Ok but what game is the worst to play with us physicists?

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

@obsoleteUbiquity pool?

@joshfloyd691

4 жыл бұрын

Geometry ruined pool. For physicists, darts are the worst.

Why does Hades sound like John Mulany {I CANT SPELL HIS LAST NAME}

@reasyrandom

4 жыл бұрын

Some people headcanon that he is. And his wife is Persephone.

@InnerVerse-S8mmy

4 жыл бұрын

ReasyRandom Okie nice

@Lemonnitenite

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's Mulaney?

@aidenneonotic2171

4 жыл бұрын

Damn it I just posted that and then saw your comment. Well. At least we all agree that John Mulaney is amazing and needs to be protected with our lives.

@no-man_baugh

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know for sure which greek god is Jerry Seinfeld when he told a joke to Mulaney suggesting that his wife sucks at interior design when she works *as and interior designor:* but I know one of them is

Psych majors after Cards against Humanity be like: Well Hello There. I Heard You Say Naughty And Bad Things. Prepare For Me To Diagnose You With Childhood Trauma, Meanie Butt.

@jadefulgar

4 жыл бұрын

I am not a psych major but when I know I can accurately diagnose someone's childhood trauma I make notes in my head. Little do my friends know that I've figured out their deepest secrets. If a person is suddenly mean to me I use this knowledge as a weapon. It's also a cool trick when they ask for dream interpretation and I know exactly what the dream means because it has strong references to their mommy issues that wouldn't be found if the interpreter didn't know about the mommy issues.

@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377

4 жыл бұрын

@@jadefulgar I mean, dreams are usually not that hard to interpret Usually they happen based on someone's emotions or based on some past experience they had (like a social interaction, or a sport thing or a romantic thing with someone, etc) Im not a psychologist, but I've noticed this pattern with myself, so I came to that conclusion, but I might be wrong

@bean6803

4 жыл бұрын

Jade Fulgar - I am actually a psych major, and no offense but to me it sounds like you might be overanalyzing things and jumping to conclusions that you’re not qualified to make. While it’s true that you can identify certain behaviors as being correlated with specific types of trauma or life events, it’s foolish to think that you can know a person’s past by looking at how they act currently. This is because the human psyche is beautifully, incredibly complex and there can be many different reasons a person acts the way they do. Also, while dreams are influenced by our real lives, this is not always the case and not everything in a dream will mean something. Dream interpretation is pseudoscience more than anything and while there are some universal symbols that appear for people, it has a lot of variance and is nearly impossible to glean something complex like parental issues as an outsider. The best interpreter of your dreams is you, and ultimately dream symbolism doesn’t matter that much in the grand scheme of things. I do think that it’s interesting that your first instinct is to store away the perceived childhood trauma and psychological issues of your friends as blackmail for the future.

@anastasiacline6159

3 жыл бұрын

I legitimately had a boss in college who was an graduate student psych major who would make my co workers and I play card games while she took notes and would take us aside to comment on how she thought we were doing as a form of weekly meeting. We were SUPPOSED to, ya know, actually discuss what we needed to do our jobs, but I guess playing card games and having the unlicensed shrink psycho analyze us was more important. We ended up having to talk among one another without her to figure out what we were supposed to be doing.

@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377

3 жыл бұрын

@@anastasiacline6159 I guess that's what phycologists do when they're bored And I honestly can see this happening

When he did the Greek gods bit, he sounded like John Mulaney. Are we sure we aren't getting catfished by Spider-pig?

@caribaumann5434

4 жыл бұрын

Spider-Ham you uncultured Doughnut!

@tr0ublerising

4 жыл бұрын

@@caribaumann5434 if you really think I know the actor's name but not the character's then that joke really was pearls before swine

@AnimeboyIanpower

4 жыл бұрын

@@caribaumann5434 You uncultured doughnut? That's a creative insult. Mind if I borrow it?

@orangehes

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO I HERD THAT TOOO

@poshdino9152

3 жыл бұрын

The joke is its part of john's stand up lol

The food post is such a mood. Like, yeah. I can have existential dread one second and I'll just be really hungry and not know it.

@certifiedpossum8655

4 жыл бұрын

I love the implication that hunger causes existential dread

@bananatim178

4 жыл бұрын

@@certifiedpossum8655 I dunno about you but when I have existential dread it's usually solved by eating

@No1AldamonFanGirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@certifiedpossum8655 It actually kinda does. It was way too easy to die of starvation before civilization, and even after, there's no guarantee that won't happen for various reasons, so it's kinda hardwired into our instincts that being hungry for a bit too long is reason to panic. Though, being aware of that helps the rational part of the brain kick in and help solve the problem. (I tend to fight back tears if I go too long without eating, and due to hypoglycemia and various other health issues, too long is, like 3 hours without at least a snack. And by snack, I mean at least a sandwich. Which is a meal for most people.)

@Greyshadow63

4 жыл бұрын

Even better, get existential dread from doing virtually no self-care for like 5 hours, attempt to self-medicate with a book, and *then* realize you’re actually really Hungary and go do something about it.

@crow1890

4 жыл бұрын

See I just stay awake for a few hours every night thinking about how we are all going to die and how the future is so infinite and I'll never experience any of it. How it's probably just a blank void once you stop existing and sleep is eerily similar which makes me question if afterlife is like dreaming forever or if heaven and hell actually exist and how it's pretty possible nothing exists after your death. Just Forever in darkness. Fear spreads in my chest at the verry thought of it. Which is why I usually have a snack in bed with me because if my mouth is busy I can go "damn these taste good or damn these taste like shit" and I don't have to think about the crushing inevitably of death

PM Hades talking about loving their wife sounds like John Mulaney

@Casandraelf

3 жыл бұрын

i think that's the idea

@aidanta1128

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's a john mulaney quote

Oh Cards Against Humanity, or as I call it " The reason I accept that I should be separated from society."

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

*LAUGHS IN QUARANTINE*

@evblue5

4 жыл бұрын

Me the quiet friend who gives the ever loving support to anyone who needs it, will break character and people once that game is played.

@D.b._Lord

4 жыл бұрын

@@evblue5 That's me but I'm louder

@shizu5082

4 жыл бұрын

I use to play this in vrchat and the white card was some thing like “wake up, _______, wake up!” And apparently the white card I used was the name of someone who committed suicide. I won that round

@Len923_

4 жыл бұрын

I suppose you chose the cards, then?

I don't know why Hades has such a bad reputation I mean, he is the ONE Greek god who can keep it in his pants and stays loyal to his wife Edit: Wow... you're all too kind, thanks for the 2k!

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

There's actually a book series about events in greek mythology from his view. It's for kids, but damn me to hedgerow hell if it ain't a mood.

@philiphockenbury6563

4 жыл бұрын

Name NOW!

@lferb517

4 жыл бұрын

*Loyal to his niece

@festethephule7553

4 жыл бұрын

@@AverageEldritchEntity Wait, what's it called?

@philiphockenbury6563

4 жыл бұрын

@@lferb517 Thank you.

Well, to be fair, they do call it a "harvest" of souls...

@sunshibe8811

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god

@foxcheetah6035

3 жыл бұрын

"And right here is our soulstock guardian dog! He keeps predators from entering the pens at night! Who's a good boy?" *Cerberus bays and howls with the screams of the damned.*

@williamking6787

3 жыл бұрын

He has a scythe because he's the grim REAPER. The number of parallels made between his collecting of souls and farming things like wheat is a bit ridiculous actually

@fancyfree535

8 ай бұрын

Gotta trim the Asphodel!

Ok but for that first one, the Devil actually doesn't have a pitchfork, he has a three-pronged tuning fork. The triple harmony it caused represented discord, while the standard tuning fork represents perfect harmony. Just a fun fact, it's a common misconception.

@tikatamanguk

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a trident?

@williamking6787

3 жыл бұрын

@@tikatamanguk No they use that one for fishing

@VieShaphiel

3 жыл бұрын

For one second I thought a pitchfork is the same as a tuning fork because a tuning fork gives you a pitch

@hankbarcelona7314

3 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was one of those long forks you use to roast sausages or whatever over the fire, because that's what he does with it: roast people over the fire.

@MrLeFluffy1

3 жыл бұрын

Aka, "the devil's tri-tone"

Why did P.M. make Hades sound like John Mulaney?

@Jackie-McCann

4 жыл бұрын

Why not?

@Adenon.W

4 жыл бұрын

Because of course John Mulaney is Hades. Have you seen how he talks about his wife?

@todddempsey1277

3 жыл бұрын

Remake Hercules but the only change is that John Mulaney is cast as Hades.

Ants: *do nothing* People: ants are smol

@Bob-Barian

4 жыл бұрын

Also people:haha ants go smush

@lionsmith3944

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you ants are doing something, Their best

@KusaneHexaku

4 жыл бұрын

ants do be smo tho

@stegosaurus6654

4 жыл бұрын

okay but what if they were as big as a dog and still had the same colony size 👀

@pixeldragon

4 жыл бұрын

Stegosaurus That thought scares me... But even more so, the thought of fire ants being that big makes me terrified. I had a traumatic experience of them as a 4-year old in Texas...

4:10 fun fact, Coconut crabs are the main inspiration behind the Pokemon Crabrawler and somewhat the inspiration behind Crabominable although that one is more so the horsehair crab and a yeti

@undrsk0re

Жыл бұрын

Found the crabtologist

Eating noodles and watching memes, what a life in quarantine!

@FanOfMostEverything

4 жыл бұрын

This feels like the opening of a musical number.

@dfquartzidn6151

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of noodles?

@dsjgfxxkhrx4050

4 жыл бұрын

@@dfquartzidn6151 the 3 stars kind

@joda7697

4 жыл бұрын

Or milk-rice. Is friggin great

@thewallduck2022

4 жыл бұрын

Quarantine? I've been going about life as normal. Doing exactly what your comment says.

Hades sounding like John Mulaney 3:45

@no-man_baugh

4 жыл бұрын

And much like John Mulaney he loves his wife with all his heart

Fun fact time: The bible is filled with agricultural metaphors and parables. For example, being a shepherd was a metaphor for being a leader of king, which we still use now. Jesus also used a lot of agricultural examples like the parable of the Sower and his references to burning chaff. The reaper part of the Grim Reaper is from Jesus's metaphors that the day of judgment will be like a harvest: the good crop saved and everything else thrown away or burned. The pitchfork may be a reference to how people used to separate wheat from the chaff or the inedible plant stuff.

@TheDracoStar

3 жыл бұрын

History is such a fascinating topic sometimes.

@nidohime6233

2 жыл бұрын

Since most people back then where farmers it makes sense there used so many agricultural references.

1:47 definitely a Doctor who reference I mean in what other context does a featureless piece of skin saying moisturise me make sense Never mind forgot this was tumblr

@Ooffoop

4 жыл бұрын

TheDanishGuyReviews *YES*

@wizardlizard4496

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... its a pretty pouplar reference

@SilverScaleMA

4 жыл бұрын

I think DW is what got tumbler started on it though... or it might have been the other way around tbh. 😅

@crimsonwizahd2358

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDanishGuyReviews 🎶 Sometimes I feel I've got to....BANG BANG, RUN AWAY, I've got to...BANG BANG, GET AWAY🎶

The way I see it is this: Warlocks and witches use witchcraft. Wizards, alchemists and artificers use magic. Sorcerers/sorceresses use a mix of both.

@willow887

4 жыл бұрын

Is witchcraft not a form of magic?

@Silverwind87

4 жыл бұрын

Clerics and Paladins use divine intervention, and Bards use... flute?

@pheonixofthesilvermoon8357

4 жыл бұрын

@@willow887 I always imagine them to be different. I imagine witchcraft to be completely evil, while magic can be used for good.

@TailsClock

4 жыл бұрын

@@pheonixofthesilvermoon8357 This makes me so angry to read. This is like having a nailgun and a revolver and saying "One is completely evil and the other can be used for good" whilst both can kill a person and both can save a life. This is the labeling skills of a child. Witchcraft also historically is the one that actually saved more lives than magic, so your choice on which is evil already becomes questionable. You need to rethink all of this. Posts like that are how you get cursed.

@nicomoist5336

4 жыл бұрын

@@TailsClock my dude people don't know about witchcraft very well because of misinfo and shit like that please don't threaten someone for being mistaken

3:45 We really need a movie that has John mulaney as Hades and his wife as Persephone.

@mme.veronica735

4 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney has a wife!? I thought he was gay?

@TonTonTheBard

4 жыл бұрын

Mme. Veronica He’s not. He’s mentioned his wife on many occasions.

@ninjabluefyre3815

3 жыл бұрын

@@mme.veronica735 He was supposed to be gay. We think that they built like 3/4 of a gay person, but they forgot to flip the final switch.

@undrsk0re

Жыл бұрын

@@mme.veronica735 you mean john f Kennedy?

Well, any story that ends with 'So I went to Arby's' is good in my book.

I want to add on to the pleasant ant post and say this: My local thrash dump shop (they sell working things that were thrown out) one of the employees there is an artist who made this incredible ant models with stereos for heads, their names were Radiant, Deviant & Redundant, its amazing to see them there every time I go there

You cant spell "slaugther" without laugther

@babull4751

4 жыл бұрын

Sloughter

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

My EYES

@noelhann5262

4 жыл бұрын

I read laughter like laughter

@NarakunoHana100

4 жыл бұрын

@@babull4751 WHAAAAAT HAVE YOU DONE

@babull4751

4 жыл бұрын

@@NarakunoHana100 spelt sloughter without laughter

Your John Mulaney impression is scarily accurate.

"Ants are small" *[ **_Titanomyrma_** has entered the chat]*

@Archris17

4 жыл бұрын

[Terrified and confused screaming intensifies, because if that sucker is loose, that giant-ass centipede thing could be too]

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

@@Archris17 *laughs in spiders with 6-foot legspans*

@AnimeboyIanpower

4 жыл бұрын

Titanic Ant and its cohorts drew near!

@Archris17

3 жыл бұрын

@@AverageEldritchEntity honestly, after a certain size, spiders get *less* scary for me, but that massive centipede thing can fuck off back to prehistoric hell

With all these late night Tumblr posts, my sleep schedule is now gone

@kingofproxies8025

4 жыл бұрын

I'm german which means ist 19:20 now

@dfquartzidn6151

4 жыл бұрын

00:20 In Jakarta, Indonesia

@kingofproxies8025

4 жыл бұрын

@@dfquartzidn6151 go to sleep you'll need it

@BathinTheFallenAngel

4 жыл бұрын

12:20 Central Time

@jesusfuentes7905

4 жыл бұрын

13:26in chile

I adore that your voice went a little John Mulaney when Hades said he loves his wife.

Is nobody going to talk about how well he nailed the John mullaney impression on the Hades bit? Loved that

YOU CORRECTLY PRONOUNCED PERSEPHONE, THANK YOU!!!!

@mme.veronica735

4 жыл бұрын

Purse-eh-phone

pm seymour doing that deer voice sounds exactly like nunally from code geass

When he was voicing Hades I thought he was John Mulaney for a second

That little scared "eh" at the end was just everything and so adorable I loved it!

Last time I was this early, the background was blue

@Ooffoop

4 жыл бұрын

*uwu*

1:46 Those eyes making me feel every bad emotion lol

i appreciate your commitment to posting early afternoon tumblr posts

The one about playing against college majors was probably my favorite, along with the magic occupations one

3:22 "Oh no! It's a trap-"

4:22 "piss off literally everyone" Me, a Chilean: are you sure about that?

@maximodubs4189

3 жыл бұрын

United Kingdom of Argentina is going to consume the rest of the continent

Last time i was this early, they started with PONK!!!

2:28 I think theres a Deltarune comic about that

@nohintshere

4 жыл бұрын

yeah there is

3:52 he sounds like John Mulaney

Ants are small? Catachan begs to differ. I spent one week there. I almost died 17 times.

Feel like you always upload at 12 am but never on the dot and i appreciate that

The dingus in question regarding the witch/wizard debacle would be J.K. Rowling. One thing in a long list of her misdeeds.

@pinkneko13

4 жыл бұрын

If we're gonna persecute people for taking liberties with stories, I'd like at least a whole trial for the people who did Disney's Jungle book and Disney's Hercules and I'd like Stephanie Meyer to be burned at the stake as she single handedly teared vampire's reputation to the freaking ground.

@psymar

4 ай бұрын

may I suggest the Terry Pratchett book Equal Rites as a palate cleanser

P.M. Seymour posting at a reasonable time? What universe is this?

@joda7697

4 жыл бұрын

well it ain't 616 that's for sure

3:08 unironically a good song tbh

@xoranlp8218

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Never thought i'd see Gloryhammer memes. One of my favorite bands ever.

@mt.penguinmonster4144

3 жыл бұрын

FIGHT FOR THE KING, FOR THE HAMMER, AND THE RING!

As a psychology major, I can confirm that that card you decided to pull on that sentence means that you ***voices of every psychologist who created theories emit simultaneously from my mouth, creating an unholy, otherworldly cacophony of the dead and the living***

"Deploy the boy!" I LOVE THIS SENTENCE!!!

3:43 i love how you kinda made Hades sound like John Mulaney here, idk if it was intentional or not but YES

Woah pm isnt sleeping until 6pm?! What madness is this!

This video is so good, at the time of writing, 6,020 people saw it, and of the 889 people who thought strongly enough about it to like or dislike, not a single one chose to dislike. P.M. Seymour is the perfect channel.

3:45 big John mulaney energy. Also I just realised that the Greek mythology family tree is more like a spider web because Hades is both Poseidon's brother and Poseidon's banging Hades mother in law.

@MrLeFluffy1

3 жыл бұрын

Demeter is also Hades' sister, so technically, he married his niece. Greek mythology (mainly pertaining to the gods) is absolutely FULL of incest and general fuckery.

I'm a simple man. I see Gloryhammer, I give like. Now if you excuse me, I must run because of the unicorn invasion of Dundee.

@jonathanbailey9777

4 жыл бұрын

Good luck my friend, i shall aid you in your quest. Hoots!

@jariusreece1931

4 жыл бұрын

Make sure to avoid the fireballs and lightning. I hear they're raining from the sky.

Me when I cook the food I got from the grocery store on the grill: The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny

3:45 fun fact Thanks Zelda Lynels, I realized centaurs would have to have arms longer than usual human arms!

That last one had others in their too, I can’t remember them all but they had guitar hero with the band students and I think Pictionary with the art students

When you got to hades, I swear to god I heard John Mulaney in your voice, thank you for you time.

“Get lost buddy, I’ll never reveal where the cat girls are.” - Felix

@spartanv0

4 жыл бұрын

Nice Harry Potter reference.

For the "DEPLOY THE BOY" I can't stop imaging the engineer saying "building a boy"

The one with the greek gods is the most accurate discription of their relationships I've ever heard.

Ants Are small

“Cat girls” *shows picture of Felix*

Engineer here: can confirm no one likes playing jenga against me. That being said everyone seems to love to watch me play

The more you learn about Greek mythology, the more you discover that Disney's Hercules was actually lying about who the good guys are in it.

2:46 wonderful The only two characters in this chart I don't know of are "Tulio" and "Eren" 2:50 bill no 3:22 something looks just a little bit off...

@AnimeboyIanpower

4 жыл бұрын

Eren is the protagonist of "Shingeki no Kyojin", AKA "Attack on Titan".

@CallenderMan

3 жыл бұрын

I believe Tulio is from The Road to El Dorado

2:04 Did they just insinuate that my cat has no soul? She eats cheese, and therefore has a soul.

4:12 no, we ain't letting Chiapas win

4:12 - mom, where are the empanadas de pino? I need them *NOW*

Last time I was this early, I wasn't.

3:40 is.... is Hades the John Mulaney of Greek Mythology..?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that last one! That last one is facts.

4:49 Druids: either magic potheads, magic hippies, or magic ecoterrorists

4:33 How about this: I'd bet that to mages what school of magic you practice is about 1000x more important than what gender you are.

Gonna go to the beach in Maine and get seashells for my two best friends.

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

Im sorry I cant imagine those words without imagining u going like "Here" and giving them two full lobster exoskeletons.

I’ve played Cards Against Humanity with psychology majors before, not one or two but seven. The one that had already started clinical practice won. Their plays were some of the most wholesome and cursed combinations I’ve ever seen in my time playing CAH.

In the top 10

MoiStURisE mE

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

*holy water*

egg

*in demon voice* MOISTURIZE ME I think what that person said was meant to be a reference to Doctor Who, the scene it's from doesn't involve a monster.

I lost it at the Greek mythology one. I've loved reading about it and just realized how true that was XD

The last time I was this early Karen was just a name and not an insult!

@AnimeboyIanpower

3 жыл бұрын

I always think of the Dark-type Elite Four member of Johto.

2:51 Me in any other choice based game: "Being mean is not nice." Me playing Stellaris: Laughing as I crack the planet of the Spiritual Awakened Empire, a planet home to hundreds of billions and the capital of an Empire that lasted a million years, while my Machine Fleets conquer and raze every system they own, reducing their grand architecture, spectacular ships, and expertly crafted megastructures to ruin.

@moobles2998

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's mostly down to stellaris being a grand-strategy game, where the lives of billions is represented to you in numbers and a single person being miffed at you on-screen. Whilst in RPGs you tend to have to cut down the people yourself. Seeing the blood fly and hearing the cries of agony. In other words, one game immerses you into the problems and world of the people you face. The other has you look down upon the world with nigh omniscience, all the issues of your subjects laid bare for you to analyse. Really stellaris is a grand example of the dangers of political leaders distancing themselves from the lives of their citizens. You are fundamentally different to your subjects in stellaris, you are immortal, you are in the shadows, you have zero personal repercussion for doing horrible things. Their lives are numbers on a screen. The end-goal is larger than the life of any single subject.

5:30 this is the best post imo in this video! I love it! XD gave me a good laugh after a horrible morning! ^-^

thoust fools, warlocks are magic lawyers.

last?

@lurr875

4 жыл бұрын

No me

@Ooffoop

4 жыл бұрын

Lurr no me

1:30 gentlefolk, that ain't your girl. You got duped by the fae

@AverageEldritchEntity

4 жыл бұрын

How do we know YOU aren't a fae?! Hm?!?

@neonpinkqueen1403

4 жыл бұрын

@@AverageEldritchEntity you don't

Stuff about Hades and his happy marriage always makes me smile.

That perfectly cut scream at the end was the CHERRY on top. PERIOD

P.M. Seymour did you just pass up a "you are not you when you are hungry" ......why why did you do this. 2:19

4:52 Warlock means Oathbreaker. They will stab you in the back and blame their closest friend.

Queery: are druids: magic biologists?

Also, there’s evidence that Cerberus means spotted so this enormous dork named his 3-headed hell hound spot. I love Hades.

2:01 IM UPSET BUT ALSO IM IMPRESSED AT THE ACCURACY

4:17 Argentina being relegated to the Falklands is absolutely hilarious

4:12 : i love how in this alt history map mexico is literally just Chiapas

3:23 I would give kirby to my brother and tell him it's a new kind of gum