ARTIFACT FARMING IS A SCAM :( I hope you enjoyed the video and my suffering lmao

@winkidiot

11 ай бұрын

The game hates you. Sad:(

@shafqatnaheed8145

11 ай бұрын

I love your videos so much and it’s ok i understand Ik u will get good artefacts in Fontain 🎉

@ryouvans6293

11 ай бұрын

100% True

@subasistaria930

11 ай бұрын

Facts

@Warewolf257

11 ай бұрын

I’ve been farming emblem for the whole of 3.8 with 4 condensed everyday and I have not gotten even one good hp sands

Doro has been blessed by the defense archon 🛡️🛡️

@Doro44c

11 ай бұрын

i guess ill be an itto main now

@suklaamuro579

11 ай бұрын

Doro has been fucked by the defence archon🛡🛡

@Alec-Likes-Anime

11 ай бұрын

No, he has become Archon of Defence

@4ngryLumine

11 ай бұрын

Defence main stat drop rate should be reduced its toomuch like 2 in 5 artifacts are defence

@EHRE_TV

11 ай бұрын

I hope such an archon will never exist

I love how zyox catches strays whenever verimillion gets mentioned😂

@Doro44c

11 ай бұрын

i had to lmao

The artifact pain is relatable I tell you Your not alone 😭😭😭

@Doro44c

11 ай бұрын

im never farming again after this lol

@ItzMaya12

11 ай бұрын

@@Doro44c Lmao

Farming artifacts are really fun to do but the down side of farming artifacts is that they give you defense..... And not the stats that you always wanted like elemental dmg bonus goblets, crit circlets and ER/EM sans

@ObviOneKenobi

11 ай бұрын

oh boy i love fighting the same annoying pattern time and time again to get nothin :D

@Doro44c

11 ай бұрын

too much gamba with it

@spade2397

11 ай бұрын

You gotta farm as soon as the domain comes out. It’s the only time there are good drops and rolls all gambling games are rigged 😢

@viktor5783

11 ай бұрын

I just realized that I might be really lucky in terms of artifacts 😅

@user-jc5xs1fr4l

11 ай бұрын

I sold my soul to get an anemo DMG goblet for Heizou. And by that I mean I used 60+ worth of F2P preserved fragile resin. And no, I don't mean that I had shite substats .. just quite literally NEVER SEEN AN ANEMO GOBLET IN MY LIFE. BESIDES THE TWO THAT I FARMED. AND I GOT ONE MORE YESTERDAY. 10k resin later, my inventory can now sit with 3 anemo DMG goblets. It was also super fun to farm 4-piece VV full EM for Kazuha. This game has successfully transformed me into a f'ing masochist because the grind is never really over. I don't particularly hate it, I hate having the suspense of not knowing *when* I'll get that juicy piece. I know I'll get it. RNG gambler if you might.

This is why artifact farming is DEFinetly something I hate the most

@Alyshere

4 ай бұрын

Take my like

@ria_san

4 ай бұрын

You stole my joke.

@ria_san

4 ай бұрын

@@AlyshereThen give it to me, 'cause I made that up :)

@Tulipisdelulu

Ай бұрын

​@@ria_sanyou didn't. You didn't even write. This was before you wrote lmfaoo

Character gacha? No, the true gacha of this game is artifact farming!

As someone who's been farming Heart of Depth and Nymph for months trying to better my Tartaglia... i feel this. so much.

@darpe.d5603

11 ай бұрын

Literally. These domains are so hard and the rolls are shit

Doro is definitely us when we start losing our minds due to freaking Def% in every artifact farming 😭

Every artifact I have in a nutshell: The substats: God tier, over powered, Flawless The mainstat: Surprise motherfu-

@Doro44c

11 ай бұрын

paaaiiinnnn

@miles2593

11 ай бұрын

either that, or a good mainstat with every substat rolling into def

@wantsomeoreos3467

11 ай бұрын

​@@miles2593in star rail its the opposite for me cause I have a main stat of break effect with the 4 subs are cr and cd with effect rate and I forgot the other, but the downside is that the relic is isn't that I want which it should've been the other one hahahaha.

@destroreact5706

10 ай бұрын

I still remember my atk% main, CR, CD, EM and flat def sands. Guess where 4 of those substat rolls went. :(

@s1eepy._

6 ай бұрын

i got an electro dmg bonus emblem piece for my raiden and i was SO excited. every roll went into defense.

*no space left for artifacts in inventory* meanwhile me: *has none*

@purplegaming_spirit7645

11 ай бұрын

No way! Same…

This was such a fun experience to watch I loved it sm!! Keep doing what you’re doing doro!! we love it!!!!

9:15 - I love Doro's villain arc voice 😁 I need more

3:01 the fact running out of artifact space killed me…I never get that high anyway lol

Getting 18 DEF pieces legit made me laugh so hard LMAO

tbh I think it'd be more valuable if we just cap on 5 star artifacts especially since a lot more artifact sets will be added into the strongbox, ngl getting that much defense is soul breaking XD

This video made me feel a little bit better about my artifact farming... just a little

@Doro44c

11 ай бұрын

im glad we can share our pain and suffering

Thank you for another amazing video, doro. It’s been awhile since i’ve laughed till I cried.

Omg agro does videos exactly like this!! I love these types of videos go off doro!

You should farm some artifacts for Noelle. That will cheer you up.

@ria_san

4 ай бұрын

Not everyone wants to play her, lmao. Or I shall say barely anyone wants to play her xD

@Vickiraytive

2 ай бұрын

@@ria_san But Noelle is best girl :3

from the bottom of my heart, i wanna say, that i truly appreciate this video. if the Great Genshin Lord Doro44 can be cursed with the DEF curse, what are we? i don't feel bad about all the DEF artifacts i pull almost everyday anymore. it can happen to anyone and even if you spend a ton of resin. Thank you Doro, you're the best

In the game’s defense (haha), the strongbox calls

One of my biggest takeaways from teh stream (that was cut from the vid) was that it's faster to farm alone than coop

@Mica_cosplay

11 ай бұрын

I guess it depends on the people you play with

lololol im sorry there was so much DEF pain my man. Silver lining is you bring joy to the community =]

17:04 Doro is a sign that you should either become an itto or Noelle main 😊

Close yt - open genshin - farming artifacts - getting deff - open back doro video 🗿

21 minutes filled with relatable pain- maybeee strongbox video coming after 4.0? 👀perhaps that's where your luck lies!

Doro: I want to fix my account also Doro: let the wheel decides I giggled so much 😂

I’ve been waiting for this video 😂

I watched this live. and the absolute PAIN I felt. excruciating.

And there's even more artifact dungeons to farm. They have to do something with the rates or apply a system like honkai star rail which you choose the main stats. Limited to one per battle pass, and maybe just maybe have substat reset.

@martinmcfly5405

10 ай бұрын

Substat reset... obtainable by wishing instead 3-star-weapons

This video was so funny to me, It kept making me laugh with your reaction of def artifacts hope you get great one next time.

I’m always gonna remember I was the 35th person to like this video

@Shallot3745

11 ай бұрын

I was the 140th to like the video

@GRANDMAPIX

11 ай бұрын

169th

@dekhkyarhahaibe3168

11 ай бұрын

284th😊

@KosMoraidot

11 ай бұрын

320th

@mtklegend100

11 ай бұрын

Nice. I was the 363rd upvote👍🏽

your content is pretty fun and creative nice job

Omg, I couldn't be on that stream and I really wanted to see it thank god it's a KZread video :)

All this splatoon music got me craving a doro splatoon stream 👁👅👁

I love your content doro!

The calamari inkantation part 😂 And the other splatoon song

Damn u have good taste in music (splatoon calamari inkantation) 3:15

I just recently got back into Genshin, (thanks for that btw), and I've started building favorite characters because I don't particularly care for Meta Teams. So Far I'm building Razor, and the Artifacts have NOT been going well. I've spent the last WEEK on trying to get good artifacts, and pretty much nothing good. After Razor, I plan to make Qiqi work. She's my First 5 star on the account from a pull, and it happened on the first pull when I came back to; so at this point I'm pretty sure all my luck is there. And yet I can't pull Sucrose like I want to.

i was on a stream and i was so surprised with result! Video looks so funny) thanks for sharing experience Classic artifact farmin'😅😅😅

RIP!! Oh i feel your pain as i am reworking some units as we speak. XD X_X

after this video... i know now that my stomach has definitely seen better days cause dayum, that was hilarious😂😂😂 thanks Doro44❤

Alternative title: spending 4000 resin to become the ultimate itto main

LMAO Doro this is one of my favorite videos as of late 😂 i know it was traumatic for you but i hope you do it again ahahahahahaahhahahaah much ❤️

@seeexy

11 ай бұрын

😭😂

The goblet in your thumbnail is exactly what my Yun Jin wants

Honestly It happens most of the time. Farming for artifacts for characters mostly just give you defense unless it’s for a character that needs a good defense artifact but sometimes no one wants that you know. It makes it more stressful when you get a great artifact with both Crit rate and Crit damage but it gives you defense for the first ascension of the artifact and keeps going up on defense. I feel your pain Doro, it happens a lot 😐

Hi I’m a huge fan of your content I love how funny you are lol, I would next time you go live could you listen to one of Layla’s voice line to be specific “Layla’s Troubles” and I would love to co-op with you and if u need a translation person I got you, I’m stop typing now cause it turning into a article, p.s I NEED QIQI SO BAD!

hey doro 9:57 is a good itto piece ngl

i love ur defense artifact farming guide 😁

Ahaha I feel you, I was trying to get some artifacts for a hydro traveler and well.. I hope they'll need defense :') I haven't spent 4000 resin tho... rip. I'm so sorry.

lets goo doro,i always waiting for your newest video

"Another layer of gamble" that was fkin truee 😂😂😂

Early!! Also this was sp funny😂

Dang, that "coming up" music was such a throwback to AC:NL wow

Hey I was there live when this was streamed! I'm right at 2:25! It was my first time using Twitch and it was super fun! So I'll say it, join the Twitch to give with everyone! 😊

“Big butts cute depression honestly” -Doro, 2023

the persona and fe3h music are so greatly appreciated thank u editor

def will change the meta doro 2023

i love your videos

Bro why does the way he say bloodstained sound so cool during the spin?

Yoooo I saw this stream!

Honestly, Hoyo should do some DEF-based characters that aren't geo (are there any actually other than geo?), the amount of DEF stats is just a joke.

I feel ur pain its okie i mean at least u can strongbox now lol , Hope ur luck be good in it ✨☺️

U don't get how much I have laughed through this video ❤😂🤣

@Oon_yeki_Reza

11 ай бұрын

Same

I love the combat, the animations are amazing, this game is awesome, i love it

the amount of def sands in the 2 streams was ridiculous

As a fellow streamer, I too, can relate to the times when I talk about something random and casually roll a 40 CV artifact.

Strongbox: *grin* I'll be waiting (with a deep voice)

“The cake cures all” Frfr

yelan and other characters that scale of hp saved me since most of my artifacts are hp glad yelan exists

5:31 lmao lumi is just happy to be there

Oh yeah, whatever I do the damn artifact goes to def, or, the substat in leveling up will be def% and flat def. I can tooottaalllyy feel the pain and I suffered with you the whole video😢

On the bright side when the update comes out there will be new strong boxes so u can try every def artifact u got there I think that would be good

@martinmcfly5405

10 ай бұрын

Strong Box is a fake, never never not even once got one good artifact by it

this video made me feel better about how terrible MY rolls were :)))

I'm so glad i'm not the only one who farms all day (for my scara) and gets EXCLUSIVELY def artifacts. It's like i'm subscribed to a membership or something

The nymph dream runs and all that def reminded me of my experience farming golden trouppe. 2.5k resin and nothing good. Only couple usable ones cause im still new and dont have that many artifacts. :D

You need to be more like Benny! Embrace your bad luck!! 😂

Havent fully watched the video yet but the intro alone i can relate with....so so painfully. I once literally had to close my game to calm down from my growing rage. I once got 6 times defense artifacts IN A ROW from 6 fomain runs like all i got was defense (even more painful why is it always the def artifacts with good substats) And when i threw all those pieces in the garba....i mean the strongbox what i got was even more defense. Whatever could have defense as main stat i got it. And im talking abt condensed resin i used in the domain....

Now I need a video of him strong boxing all of that 😂

Poor doro he just wanted to be ready for a new world and they give him the god of defense 😂

this is the reason my characters still using old dusty Gladiator sets, also would love to see you recycle the bad artifacts for sure

The way Doro just turned into a hilichurl 😂😂😂

In this song the lyrics is “here comes the rain again falling from the stars,drenched in my pain again” this litterly suits every genshin player who is ar 45 to 60 because they know the pain they have been through grinding good artifacts

Look at it like this, your Noelle gonna slap bandaids everywhere.

Welcome to defence central my guy

Every time I wanna farm crimson for my Klee it always give me a bad stats and I was very disappointed and sad. I wanted to build my Klee the best of the best to make her even stronger being it she is weak ( as a F2P ). Been farming for 2 months and can’t really get a good sand, flower, goblet and circlet. I feel sorry for Klee and I cannot forgive myself, because the *defense* really pissed me off and I have to refarm again ( unless is *Geo* then I’m satisfied ). I hope artifacts can give more luck rather than misfortune😭. Really hope Klee will be a brave honourary spark knight and hope Klee will be even stronger💪

@BeastOrGod

11 ай бұрын

I just finished my Klee Lava set (mono pyro Klee), I'm so glad I did it. Klee is my most played and she used to run glad/witch hybrid which I never liked. Her whopping 75-240 crit Lava set is so strong.

@ray6903

11 ай бұрын

same here, ive been trying to build yanfei from the start as a day 1 player and only recently strongboxed my first ever good crimson piece 🥲🥲

Me when calamari incantation drops: 😮💀🤓 thats from splatoon

Plot twist: you will actually need defense artifacts for the Fontaine characters

Gorou and Albedo sitting in the corner with the biggest smiles on their faces

Me having a vibe to the splatoon music In the back

Watching this after getting a goated emblem artifact with CRIT dmg substats hits different

Did you draw the lucky stick from the inazuma shrine. I think it helps.

Trust me, your artefacts are better than mine

Well at least you became a defense archon, you got your own archon.

Zyox must be sneezing non stop lmao

We really out here just watching a grown man suffer for our enjoyment. Thank you for your sacrifice. 🙏

All the defense on artifacts will come in handy while in Fontaine's court XD

bro became atsu for a second

The amount of def you got was absolutely astounding and painful. Hopefully you get much better artifacts after this lmao "Defense? I got a defense once-"