I'll gladly take medical advice from this man. He is like a surgeon, after all.

@kevinyingliu3205

2 жыл бұрын

Or was it virgin, I can’t seem remember. 😂

@hrodga

2 жыл бұрын

He's *_like_* a surgeon.

@Turkmenistan_Embassy

2 жыл бұрын

Oh and an architect

@accam6734

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, dare to be stupid.

@maenad1231

Жыл бұрын

😂

I get the strange feeling that Weird Al is worried about us

@oliviakennedy9227

4 жыл бұрын

everybody's worried about us

@CharlotteN555

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Kennedy lol

@masonthehuman9064

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Meme_Lor

4 жыл бұрын

Well obviously, without us he won't get another ALbum go double platinum

@manofthetombs

4 жыл бұрын

Al is worried about ALL of his close, personal friends

I lost my brother to a giant bar of soap. It means a lot to me that you've spread awareness of them

@bitjockey6265

4 жыл бұрын

You have my deepest sympathies.

@abefroman9848

4 жыл бұрын

I dropped that soap as soon as I heard about it

@lcsnotes1592

4 жыл бұрын

Sa

@bellart9003

4 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry. 😢

@yakiegraper

4 жыл бұрын

I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out your brother, he’s still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE HIM ASAP

Very informative. Thank you Al!

@joemullarkey5719

3 жыл бұрын

Berd? In this comment section? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

@notamemberofilluminati8382

3 жыл бұрын

_You need more likes, berd_

@Dylan-cs3ke

3 жыл бұрын

Hello! I’m subbed to you!

@jvelez1010

3 жыл бұрын

hello berd

@Dr.Gruesome666

3 жыл бұрын

Especially the rail road spike through the head part

Weird Al's here to remind us to keep our sense of humor during a crisis situation

@cavekritter1

4 жыл бұрын

Its workin....

@PaulMichaels2010

4 жыл бұрын

@@cavekritter1 Totally working. This was wonderful. We can get through this. It's changing us as a people, but for the better.

@Goldenaustin99

4 жыл бұрын

Wait this was a jokenoh god I did everything he said

@_Stormfather

4 жыл бұрын

It wasn't a crisis until all of society stopped over something only slightly worse than the flu

@tctheunbeliever

4 жыл бұрын

@@_Stormfather You won't be laughing when your butt needs wiping.

Finally, someone's saying something about the giant, phantasmal bars of soap who have plagued society for decades.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

4 жыл бұрын

This whole virus situation is a ploy by Big Soap to haunt people's bedrooms.

@CommanderCodyCc--gh8zh

4 жыл бұрын

My grandma was killed by a giant talking bar of soap (I swear if anyone takes this seriously)

@jeanettewaverly2590

4 жыл бұрын

macho man My grandma got run over by a reindeer.

@hatchettwit

4 жыл бұрын

The government needs to do something! Having a soap monster guard is a human right and only a real monster would deny that right. Which soap monsters do. Oh do they ever.

@OzzyRampage

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one this was happening to, last time it almost got me and dragged me to the underworld.

“whenever you get a railroad spike impaled in your head.” 😂😂😂😂 Weird Al, you’re gold!

@Joseph88keyz

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still laughing at that one

@walterbell7193

4 жыл бұрын

That’s when I realized this was no normie 1950s commercial,

@elisabethantoine8510

4 жыл бұрын

There really was an old film schools used to show kids where a man got impaled in the head by a railroad spike. Al must have had to watch that same short film. It was one of the most traumatizing things I ever saw at that young age!

@tctheunbeliever

4 жыл бұрын

@@elisabethantoine8510 Was it "Kids don't turn into an asshole"? There was the guy whose personality changed because that happened to him. Don't know if he got any infections.

@jblue1622

4 жыл бұрын

Erica Weiner ...don’t judge us if we get together and liquefy your body, Al, so that we can harvest that gold to feed our families teehee

I'm more happy than I should be that this was a PSA instead of a covid-19 parody song. Exactly what we needed. Thank you.

Just trying to get people to stop asking you to make "my Corona" I see.

@DTheAustralian

4 жыл бұрын

Snoofy YT But it exists?

@Meme_Lor

4 жыл бұрын

@Snoofy YT he said on Twitter that he won't

@NiamhCullen

4 жыл бұрын

He already has "My Balogna" Quit asking him to screw up a perfectly good song.

@maricampari3970

4 жыл бұрын

Look up Styxhexenhammer666's cover on youtube "My Corona"

@695Bluefin

4 жыл бұрын

Here... Just to hold y'all over... kzread.info/dash/bejne/la2G0tycfsK5ZJc.html

“Giant talking bar of soap” 🤣, weird al never fails to amuse me

@yorkmorgan722

4 жыл бұрын

And you'll never be heard from again.

@nuclearcatbaby1131

4 жыл бұрын

I got visited by a walking pair of pajamas with laundry detergent. Close enough?

@loomingweirdo5810

4 жыл бұрын

A RaIL RoaD SPiKe ThROugH YouR HeAD

@sams9462

4 жыл бұрын

or just run!!!! everyone now during is time

@the-engneer

4 жыл бұрын

@Music Of The Arts1234567890a So you're saying he was dead serious about a giant talking bar of soap appearing, or did you go to the comments and not pay attention to the video at all?

Physician here. Every word of this video is absolutely true.

Simultaneously telling us to take care of ourselves, and to not overreact and do something stupid, all while making us laugh. Nice.

"And make sure you wash your hands 30 or 40 times a day, or else a giant talking bar of soap will appear in your bedroom one night, and no one will ever hear from you again."

@nuclearcatbaby1131

4 жыл бұрын

A pair of pajamas appeared in my bedroom one night when I was a baby to dump laundry detergent on my head.

@seanerzat

4 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearcatbaby1131 I... what?

@nuclearcatbaby1131

4 жыл бұрын

Seanerzat It was just a dream. I must have been watching too much Beetlejuice at the time.

@virginiaconnor8350

4 жыл бұрын

Monty Python should've done something like this.

@omarcrespo77

4 жыл бұрын

Ah... 50's scare tactics never fails. "Do this [something very important you need to do] or else THIS will happen [something that will haunt you 'till you die]." All accompanied by a happy-happy-joy-joy song. 😉

I mean, he ain't called "Sane Medical Advice" Al.

@masonschneider9717

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Dillon but he should be

@CommanderCodyCc--gh8zh

4 жыл бұрын

Wym I do all of this everyday

Some people have a lighthearted sense of humor. Others have a dry, or a dark, or a sick sense of humor. Me? I have a *Weird Al* sense of humor.

@negascoot23

3 жыл бұрын

I simultaneously have no idea what you mean...and know *exactly* what you mean. That shouldn't be possible. Why isn't the universe imploding?🤔

@Weirdastronount

3 жыл бұрын

I finally found the perfect comment to explain my life

Super glue on a cut, I've done that many of times. It actually does work. 🤘🤠

It’s weird seeing this kind of humor without three silhouettes in the foreground 😂

@kabhes9040

4 жыл бұрын

what do mean?

@Mirality

4 жыл бұрын

MST3K reference.

@Liusila

4 жыл бұрын

kab hes I immediately thought of JaboodyDubs. Like this would be a spoof video where the three figures are watching this video and commenting over it with funny voices or jokes.

@GeorgeDolbier

4 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference!

@mjproebstle

4 жыл бұрын

same

But Al, "Covid-19"-"Come on Eileen" parody...

@tambourini

4 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@omarcrespo77

4 жыл бұрын

Second!

Just face it guys HE IS NOT MAKING "MY CORONA" 😂

@Dargonkin527

4 жыл бұрын

well it falls under too easy for his immense skills and besides it's already been done and on youtube somewhere...

@yakiegraper

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Park made My Corona

I'm disappointed the category doesn't say Education.

If you get dirt on your hands, wash it off right away, because dirt is *DIRTY*

Google searches of “hydrochloric acid” just rose exponentially.

@virginiaconnor8350

4 жыл бұрын

Thought he said Krazy Glue.

@jencekalla8184

4 жыл бұрын

@@virginiaconnor8350 Krazy glue on wound, acid for mouthwash. Hope everyone knows this is to be funny not serious lol that'd kill you

@emeraldkat2167

4 жыл бұрын

Or you know, you can just puke into your own mouth and just swish it around for a minute or two.

@jake_from_statefarm7209

4 жыл бұрын

HCl. Not something to mess around with 😁

@virginiaconnor8350

4 жыл бұрын

@@emeraldkat2167 Gross! TMI!

I hope I don't get a railroad spike impaled in my head, just in case germs get access to my brain.

Liked, sterilized, shared, and clothes burned.

Best lines: "... whenever you get a railroad spike impailed through your head germs have easy access to your brain" and "Especially on dirty, filthy, cowboys"

@AskJoe

4 жыл бұрын

That was the tipoff that this was made for fun.

I'm glad Al is being productive while social distancing

@lightsrallon907

4 жыл бұрын

F^ck social distancing, don't be such a zombie

@wirelesmike73

4 жыл бұрын

@@lightsrallon907 ... but nobody's home. o_O

Thank you for teaching me some quick easy tips to help keep me healthy. When I'm done typing this comment I'm probably going to burn my phone :)

Love the 50’s and early 60’s style it goes for.

Wait I’m not the only one seeing a giant talking bar of soap at night? Take that therapist!

@Roxyy_Foxyy

4 жыл бұрын

Yay! So am I! Does it sometimes go in your mouth? Mine does...

@yakiegraper

4 жыл бұрын

I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out everyone, they’re still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE THEM ASAP

@buccham6354

3 жыл бұрын

*speaks into hidden mic* we have a turd in the punchbowl... ok everyone there is no such thing as a giant talking soap bar move along

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.

"Whenever you get a railroad spike impaled through your head" *that escalated quickly*

It’s talking about germs killing everybody and everything, but it’s in that sing songy voice they had, so it seems just fine

Thanx Al. I so needed the reminder about Toe Jam.......

Weird Al was my first ever concert. My dad took me and my best friend. This was played between songs. My dad didn't want to be there, but this made him laugh so hard.

Please make more of these. 🤣😂🤣😂

Man! I really thought this was a real PSA from the 50's!...oh...wait......was it??!!

I think it's time to binge-watch Weird Al.

He recovered this from a parallel universe 1960s where humanity was wiped out by covid a few decades early

I love Weird Al sense of humor

A very timely reminder, thanks Al. I loved the dirt one as well!! You are nothing short of a comedic legend and Genius!!

"Whenever possible, have your dinner prepared inside a hyperbaric chamber..." 😂

You won't see any other celebrity using their KZread to promote cleanliness. God bless Al

@Luumus

4 жыл бұрын

Not true actually, there's plenty of late night show hosts promoting all the WHO recommendation and they could be considered as "celebrities"

@ColaPerv6969

4 жыл бұрын

@@Luumus I meant singers

@loved012one

4 жыл бұрын

Alton Brown did a humorous Handwashing Tutorial! kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKJ9krKBeamrfaQ.html (Here's the G-rated version: kzread.info/dash/bejne/pn2rxshsh67LY7w.html)

@pj101

4 жыл бұрын

Try conan Obrien

@korbell1089

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, the Kardassion's are warning people about covid-19's ability to stick to plastic.

Weird Al... I insist you make one of these a day going forward. It's a must.

Spot on. This is how the news tells us to fear everything. Al did tell it perfectly. Your are a great comedian.

Well now I feel bad for sneezing on the screen.

The most important of Public Service Announcements

I love how it progressively gets more informational

This is perfect. 😱 Run hide, cower in FEAR!

"Run... Run for your lives... Before the germs get YOU, too!" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I did both and snorted so hard my larynx collapsed.

It's like watching The 'Weird Al' Show again. I can imagine some people actually following this advice. Al, I thank you for providing something positive during these hard times.

@DoyleFM

4 жыл бұрын

You ain't just whistling Dixie... the Tide Pod eating, condom "nostriled" millenial crowd is just demented enough. 😕

@goldengryphon

4 жыл бұрын

@@DoyleFM If they gargle with HCl, they won't be a problem for long. And that would be a best case scenario. I would hope that people aren't that dumb, but you're right. There are a few Darwin Award winners around.

@Shenorai

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, the bit about putting glue on open cuts isn't entirely too far-fetched. 'Liquid bandages' is basically a similar substance to superglue. Topical, dries fast, meant to prevent crud from getting in.

@Sodor18

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shenorai The more you know...

I loved all these "educational videos" from the TV show....especially the one about dirt. "Some people study rocks....whatever..."

Thank you, Al, for the helpful and sound advice in these troubled times of panic!

Darn, Weird Al's voice sounded very different back in the 50's...

I feel like he knows something we dont...

@RemyWillard

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like Al knows a lot of things that we don't. ...or at least a lot of things that *I* don't. I don't want to make any assumptions about what you know.

@davidstevens6705

4 жыл бұрын

He knows about the Bars of soap!

Ahhh. I feel so much more comforted now. Jeez, thanks Mr. Radio Voice!

I remember seeing this at one of the concerts. Priceless!

20 years later, this is still relevant

Weird times call for Weird Al and his infinite wisdom. We might just beat this outbreak yet. God I love this video.

@davidstevens6705

4 жыл бұрын

But will we ever stop the Giant, Talking, Bars of Soap?

@SwimminWitDaFishies

4 жыл бұрын

The narrator's voice is very comforting. Reminds me of the films we saw at lunchtime in elementary school on rainy days!

How was I not subscribed to my lifelong idol's youtube channel before today? Never change, Al.

I've watched this 100 times, each time it brings me so much joy.

Great Timing Al!

I remember seeing this on one of Weird Al’s DVDs about 15 years ago, still funny :D

this is Gold that vintage narration was nailed perfectly Don Willson would be proud of you Al.

looks like great quarantine stuff

Getting a railroad Spike to impale your skull is so damn relatable, it's happened atleast once or twice to all of us. 🤦‍♂️

@nobodyanon

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely in the top 5 ways germs have entered my body. Maybe even top 3. Right after swallowing a live squid whole and accidentally drinking that sarcophagus juice they found a couple years ago, both of which have happened more times than I care to count.

At least Weird Al is giving us the real truth on how to survive all of this.

That is the beat advice I’ve heard yet during this pandemic. Thank you Al, you’ve just saved countless lives. You are a true American hero.

"And dogs are full of germs too, so never let a dog eat your hair." XD!

The man, the myth finally uploaded.

Whenever I need life advice or any kind of guidance, I always look to Weird Al.

A timely and helpful film. Thanks,Al.

A friend posted one of your accordion renditions on Facebook. I'm glad you're still around. I loved your records. I took lessons in West LA in the 50's. The police closed the studio because they were running a bookie op.

Its a great day when al uploads

@dillonohlemiller9027

4 жыл бұрын

Rody Drawinzz but these are reuploads...

Glad to see someone has kept thier head through all of this. :)

On a more serious note, (an F~ maybe) that voice-over was authentic as you can get. I'm not sure that many people can really appreciate how spot on that audio mix was. Like a --- ---- time machine. Well done, Mr. Weird... Well done, indeed.

I remember this from the Weird Al Show DVDs. Al talked a lot in the DVD commentaries about how obsessed the network was to never depict actions which children might get hurt trying. But I guess gargling with hydrochloric acid after every meal is perfectly okay!

@teresaellis7062

4 жыл бұрын

Well, now we have KZread. Who needs sane advice anyways.

*Weird Al should be in charge of the school system* He would do a great job because he is so funny and could actually get the kids to pay attention.

An important health and safety message from Weird Al" Yankovic

How'd we wait this long without this?

Advice I can use. Thank you Al, thank you.

I think Weird Al should be appointed to the Corona virus task force, anyone with this grasp of science and medicine is badly needed in Washington in this time of crisis. I personally pledge a 4 pack of Charmine extra soft and 2 travel size bottles of Purel to help cover his salary!

Can always count on Weird Al to step up when stuff starts to get messy

This useful advice aged better than all the other advice given 2 years ago

Thank you sir for the best belly laugh I have had in a while. I needed that!

Laughter is the best medicine! alyankovic thank you for continuing your essential service to humankind!

Oh thank goodness. Last night I almost told myself that I shouldn't check up my nose, but I showed my brain who's boss, and marched right to my bathroom at 3:45 A.M., and shoved my flashlight right up my nose. That'll show em' who's boss. Thanks Al for spreading the facts.

Humor is exactly what is needed.

Thanks Weird!! This reminded me of those health films back in the 7th grade!!

He had to use those yucky parts, to make his robot friends!

@genericrandomness3455

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

It's the same thing that you would see between sets at a concert. I love it

LMAO Weird Al you always bring the laughs.

I love you, Weird Al.

“Germs are tiny little molecules that want to kill you”😂

"In the US Mail." Thank god I don't live in the US, because germs in the mail are exclusive to the US.

AL IS MY FAVORITE MODERN GENIUS !

Again, perfectly timed...

damn i need to wash my hands 30-40 times a day. dont want a giant talking bar of soap to appear in my bedroom.... lmao

@yakiegraper

4 жыл бұрын

I escaped from where the bars of soap take everyone! I only washed my hands 29 times that day, and now I only use liquid soap! It’s horrible! You have to break out everyone, they’re still alive! (Probably) it’s somewhere in between Vegas and Russia. That should make things easier to find. SAVE THEM ASAP

well well well.

@therandomraddish7281

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, you are first

@justinm9763

4 жыл бұрын

MultiGamerClub I was walking in a desert and I saw three cylindrical, stone containers of water. And I said... Well well well.

@CharlotteN555

4 жыл бұрын

You’re first!!!

@AJ69238

4 жыл бұрын

First

@ineedabetterpfp2485

4 жыл бұрын

well well well, if it isn’t Perry the Platypus.

I remember this from my childhood. Thanks Al!

I forgot about Weird Al years ago. I'm not sure what made me look up his channel, but I'm glad I did.