Weekend Update: Tom Brady Regrets Roast, $800 Pee-Stained Jeans - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like McDonald’s introducing a grandma-inspired McFlurry.
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  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl14 күн бұрын

    That "better than having a black background" was a mic drop joke.

  • @tylerhackner9731

    @tylerhackner9731

    14 күн бұрын

    Absolutely 😂

  • @zoeledwards6617

    @zoeledwards6617

    14 күн бұрын

    Why I was waiting for you to comment 😂.

  • @guardianangel4249

    @guardianangel4249

    14 күн бұрын

    MM appropriated blackness to weasel her way out of working as a Royal. She's not a Royal, never has been, and never could be. Neither is she Black, having always identified as White.

  • @anamikapramanik1910

    @anamikapramanik1910

    14 күн бұрын

    Real

  • @giggergigger1

    @giggergigger1

    14 күн бұрын

    Best joke of the set, that audience is so crap

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor14 күн бұрын

    I’ll never stop loving how excited Che gets when he gets to offend the whole audience. 😂

  • @Hahahahaaahaahaa

    @Hahahahaaahaahaa

    14 күн бұрын

    literally no one is offended. we all hate England, and there's nothing conservative democrats like more than when another country sounds more racist than the US.

  • @davidblackman1586
    @davidblackman158614 күн бұрын

    Orca prisoners joke was awesome

  • @aidanyelsma7762

    @aidanyelsma7762

    13 күн бұрын

    I thought Colin was going to say that it better not come for his ferry. Maybe for the image it could have been Colin and Pete with hunting rifles.

  • @AsiaSaucedo

    @AsiaSaucedo

    12 күн бұрын

    I’m still crying 😭 over that!

  • @laurafay2796

    @laurafay2796

    12 күн бұрын

    He was trying so hard to make a mean face!

  • @meshzzizk

    @meshzzizk

    11 күн бұрын

    lmao dark af

  • @tywayne3

    @tywayne3

    11 сағат бұрын

    Think that's the first time I've really laughed during these.

  • @Su1c1deK1ng1028
    @Su1c1deK1ng102814 күн бұрын

    That Orca jokes was one of the best that Colin's ever told.

  • @JP-lu9ed

    @JP-lu9ed

    14 күн бұрын

    He’s got a perfect deadpan.

  • @NobodyC13

    @NobodyC13

    13 күн бұрын

    I thought SeaWorld abolished their orca shows and orca captivity programs after the Blackfish controversy?

  • @garronjohnson483

    @garronjohnson483

    13 күн бұрын

    Only the trainer interaction. Nobody swims with the orcas anymore.

  • @tictaccandy9217
    @tictaccandy921714 күн бұрын

    I spit out my water at the orca prisoners joke😭

  • @1AlexanderCole

    @1AlexanderCole

    14 күн бұрын

    I see what you did there

  • @carlostyes6458

    @carlostyes6458

    14 күн бұрын

    You know you wasn't drinking water...

  • @mckenziemcquarry9209
    @mckenziemcquarry920910 күн бұрын

    The sustained war stare after the Orca POW joke really elevated it.

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu697214 күн бұрын

    Michael Che has the best jokes. I swear... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao 🤣🤣

  • @sideshowbob
    @sideshowbob14 күн бұрын

    "Grandma's Purse" should also contain a "Fistful of Vicodin's"

  • @jkyle1018

    @jkyle1018

    13 күн бұрын

    Honestly thought that's where they were going.

  • @mrkrag

    @mrkrag

    12 күн бұрын

    ​@@jkyle1018 same here. That's what I dropped into the comments to add

  • @scratchmyback1

    @scratchmyback1

    12 күн бұрын

    I was thinking they were going to to with a flask of whiskey.

  • @jimrebr

    @jimrebr

    9 күн бұрын

    I am a grandma and I can’t verify the bag of Vicodin in the purse, is accurate 😅😂

  • @shahartley
    @shahartley14 күн бұрын

    "In the Royal Family, that's better than having a black background." As a Brit, this is...accurate.

  • @TheFMHatter1986

    @TheFMHatter1986

    14 күн бұрын

    I agree

  • @kchrules775
    @kchrules77514 күн бұрын

    Michael Che continues to lean into the Norm Macdonald style of making the audience cringe and I love it

  • @Yanni75

    @Yanni75

    11 күн бұрын

    Norm Macdonald's style was to make the audience squint in befuddlement tbh.

  • @grayjinghutongz8393
    @grayjinghutongz839313 күн бұрын

    The crowd are a bunch of pearl clutchers. This was a good run.

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    4 күн бұрын

    That's probably why a lot of people think SNL isn't funny anymore. I remember the audience being more raucous than this (and no, I'm not confusing it with MADtv).

  • @grahambecker
    @grahambecker14 күн бұрын

    "Dawson's Crack" that joke is sooooooo tight ...LOL

  • @LaughingSaint66

    @LaughingSaint66

    14 күн бұрын

    No pun intended right😂😂💩

  • @criminalsaint9611

    @criminalsaint9611

    14 күн бұрын

    ​@@LaughingSaint66 It pretty much was! :D

  • @RaymondHng

    @RaymondHng

    14 күн бұрын

    @@criminalsaint9611 1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.

  • @thespicemelange.1

    @thespicemelange.1

    14 күн бұрын

    ​@@RaymondHngI was just going to say that.

  • @yohei72

    @yohei72

    12 күн бұрын

    @@RaymondHngCame here to say this. I saw it sitting on a returns counter at the Tower Records rental desk along with “Everybody Does Raymond.”

  • @mcfc6320
    @mcfc632014 күн бұрын

    Che has no mercy. 😂😂😂😂 I love it

  • @broadstreetbullies849

    @broadstreetbullies849

    14 күн бұрын

    Shades of Norm

  • @michaelfkessler2685

    @michaelfkessler2685

    14 күн бұрын

    Sometimes I think Che thinks 'I've got plenty of money. I'll just see if I can get fired like Norm" 😂😂

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh978414 күн бұрын

    You know you're getting old when the guy from Dawson's Creek is promoting prostate cancer screenings.

  • @nicholasgonzales9254

    @nicholasgonzales9254

    14 күн бұрын

    'i dont want your laaaaaaife'

  • @hegmonster
    @hegmonster14 күн бұрын

    That Grandma's Purse punchline killed me!

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro13 күн бұрын

    That Royal Family Joke was PERFECTION, Che!

  • @jasonwalter-tz4qz
    @jasonwalter-tz4qz14 күн бұрын

    Glad to see Calico cut pants is doing so well. Thanks to everyone for giving!!!

  • @pizzalunch382

    @pizzalunch382

    14 күн бұрын

    You gotta give!!

  • @JMan-The_AntiCitizen-

    @JMan-The_AntiCitizen-

    13 күн бұрын

    If you don't give it goes dark!!!!

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.817813 күн бұрын

    “better than having a black background” NOO 😂😂

  • @eschwarz1003
    @eschwarz100314 күн бұрын

    the Orcas say, "we will never give up Collin; we could perhaps even turn to sinking Ferrys"

  • @mrrobot8973
    @mrrobot897313 күн бұрын

    Nailed the Royal family and SlaveWorld real good lmao

  • @JoeMahma24
    @JoeMahma2414 күн бұрын

    I like how Colin lets the orca choke sink in, kind of remind me of norm MacDonald.

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes52814 күн бұрын

    King Charles’ painting looks like he’s burning in hell!

  • @markhorta7831
    @markhorta783114 күн бұрын

    The orca joke had me giggling 🤣

  • @cranjismcbasketball2565
    @cranjismcbasketball256514 күн бұрын

    I burst out laughing at the Orca joke! These two are great to watch!

  • @digamma2
    @digamma214 күн бұрын

    "I won't do it on air, then" is how you know this is from the dress rehearsal.

  • @jb6407

    @jb6407

    14 күн бұрын

    What’s the difference anymore? More people watch the KZread version now than the live version.

  • @aaronmccracken7351

    @aaronmccracken7351

    14 күн бұрын

    I figured Colin's reaction was like "we are live", like it was the broadcast version.

  • @jess_ismore

    @jess_ismore

    14 күн бұрын

    ​@@jb6407 ok wait, they're different?

  • @kziad1

    @kziad1

    13 күн бұрын

    I think the live version is released a few days later right?

  • @gman1474

    @gman1474

    12 күн бұрын

    Nope. This is live. That's a running Che joke. He occasionally says that when the audience gasps

  • @MrWascally
    @MrWascally14 күн бұрын

    here for che powerin thru for/in spite of the audience n his reactions to the groaners

  • @knighthawk882
    @knighthawk88213 күн бұрын

    "If peeing your pants is cool, consider Miles Davis!"

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick885514 күн бұрын

    Che is on fire tonight the guy is menace😂.

  • @swod1
    @swod114 күн бұрын

    The jeans slogan should be “you’re not cool unless you pee your pants”

  • @momotheorangecat
    @momotheorangecat11 күн бұрын

    nope the black background one would have me applauding and hollering, oh my god the grandma joke😭😭

  • @TheCheat420
    @TheCheat42014 күн бұрын

    That black background joke was amazing

  • @jodon2271
    @jodon227114 күн бұрын

    that Israel orca joke was top tier

  • @jamesonwaltz7246
    @jamesonwaltz724614 күн бұрын

    I LIVE FOR MICHAEL CHE AUDIENCE REACTIONS!

  • @jak_the_buddha
    @jak_the_buddha14 күн бұрын

    Che has been in fire tonight

  • @msglimmertwin52
    @msglimmertwin5213 күн бұрын

    These 2 just keep getting funnier!

  • @omerquiaragua2
    @omerquiaragua214 күн бұрын

    hahaha the black background punchline was savage haha

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade14 күн бұрын

    0:28 DAMMIT, CHE! 🤣

  • @MaxModded
    @MaxModded14 күн бұрын

    "Grandma's purse" is a euphemism. The only item in that dusty old thing is the third one.

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    14 күн бұрын

    That's why it was included. It's one of those double entendres.

  • @DeathByBlonde1

    @DeathByBlonde1

    14 күн бұрын

    Honestly, I was waiting for him to say it tasted like Tussy… IYKYK

  • @marcpeterson1092

    @marcpeterson1092

    14 күн бұрын

    Which dusty old thing? The purse or Grandma?

  • @daltongalloway

    @daltongalloway

    12 күн бұрын

    Depending on how granny looks i might enjoy being in her purse

  • @alfredowaltergutierrezmald834
    @alfredowaltergutierrezmald83414 күн бұрын

    that Dawson's Crack joke killed it!

  • @FWDSUXARSE
    @FWDSUXARSE12 күн бұрын

    Norm Macdonald was peak Weekend Update followed by Kevin Nealon.

  • @readymade83
    @readymade8314 күн бұрын

    Does this mean Calico Cut Pants are now a reality?

  • @jonnaylornc
    @jonnaylornc13 күн бұрын

    Those Calico Cut Pants are always sold out when I check

  • @johnklaus9111
    @johnklaus911114 күн бұрын

    Is that a current van der beek pic?

  • @youreg
    @youreg14 күн бұрын

    Can't believe they didn't save the 'royals' one for the joke swap 😂

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    13 күн бұрын

    Maybe it wasn't strong enough.

  • @hyperionowl1848
    @hyperionowl184814 күн бұрын

    Calico cut pants!

  • @frigginjerk

    @frigginjerk

    14 күн бұрын

    Ya gotta give.

  • @josephcarino5829
    @josephcarino582913 күн бұрын

    These guys are the best

  • @lizzlocke3130
    @lizzlocke313014 күн бұрын

    do the Groans mean that like the joke or not? lol its funny either way!

  • @toma6838
    @toma683814 күн бұрын

    colin and brady sharing the same hair style

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley711814 күн бұрын

    Damn hilarious!! The orca joke!!

  • @matthuck378
    @matthuck37814 күн бұрын

    The hangover is part of it. Don't binge drink if you can't handle 100% of the experience, IMO.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises14609 күн бұрын

    I love Michael Che and sometimes, I get mad at the audience for not appreciating his hilarious jokes. 🤣😅😂

  • @kevinflynn4519
    @kevinflynn45198 күн бұрын

    You know you've made it when you have enough money to hire someone to piss your pants.

  • @MrGriff305
    @MrGriff30514 күн бұрын

    The entire weekend update was funny as a whole... these shorter clips don't capture the vibe the same

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    14 күн бұрын

    Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment. And that goes for anyone else who whines about this.

  • @MrGriff305

    @MrGriff305

    14 күн бұрын

    @@canaisyoung3601 Cool bro you said I whined. Also, why should most people get the bad version pushed on them first? Why force a wait for the whole one that no one cares about after seeing the chopped up clips? But yeah, just wait. You solved it

  • @laurafay2796
    @laurafay279612 күн бұрын

    Colin trying to make a mean face for the orca joke...

  • @HippiePajon
    @HippiePajon14 күн бұрын

    Dawson's crack 😂

  • @RaymondHng

    @RaymondHng

    14 күн бұрын

    1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.

  • @Yanni75
    @Yanni7511 күн бұрын

    Never watched Dawson's creek, but that joke made me double over.

  • @Pierce-lz7kv
    @Pierce-lz7kv14 күн бұрын

    So that was the big long thing my grandmother kept telling me to put back or she'd smack with it! Thank you Che for clearing up that 20 year long mystery!

  • @skaughtmc6591
    @skaughtmc659113 күн бұрын

    I worry that we’re going to have to animate the Statue of Liberty at some point to battle that painting.

  • @chuckgriffith4539
    @chuckgriffith453914 күн бұрын

    They saved the best for last nice job ! Have a fantastic summerr on the Ferry and at the club 😀 👍

  • @Son-of-Krypton
    @Son-of-Krypton14 күн бұрын

    I love weekend update…it’s the best part 😎

  • @sadchild70
    @sadchild7013 күн бұрын

    The real punchline for a McD's shake with treats from grandma's purse is: werthers, metamucil, and the residue powder of various prescription pills.

  • @bobdebuilda3877
    @bobdebuilda387714 күн бұрын

    IF PEE PANTS IS COOL CONSIDER ME MILES DAVIS

  • @corpsie666

    @corpsie666

    14 күн бұрын

    There's the Adam Sandler reference we all expected 😅

  • @curtisdaniel9294
    @curtisdaniel929414 күн бұрын

    Dawson's Crack.....HILARIOUS 😅 💙

  • @reneebernadette5636
    @reneebernadette563614 күн бұрын

    I would have went with "Dawson's Stream"

  • @ccfrgsc
    @ccfrgsc12 күн бұрын

    DAWSON’S CRACK!!! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀

  • @NolanCito
    @NolanCito13 күн бұрын

    Missed opportunity to say “You ain’t cool unless you pee ya pants”

  • @robertcameron4288
    @robertcameron42882 күн бұрын

    Not the Billy Madison Jean set

  • @leeboriack8054
    @leeboriack805414 күн бұрын

    1:40 The I V bag for hangovers as an amenity at an apartment building is a very dark statement about our society normalizing alcohol abuse.

  • @PunguinYoga

    @PunguinYoga

    14 күн бұрын

    Is it ever.

  • @sideshowbob

    @sideshowbob

    14 күн бұрын

    The modern day replacement for smoking a pack of Camel Unfiltered's for breakfast.

  • @canaisyoung3601

    @canaisyoung3601

    14 күн бұрын

    Why do you think he included Alcoholics Anonymous in the punchline?

  • @sambolino44
    @sambolino4414 күн бұрын

    I nominate Michael Che for a Kennedy Center Honor. How has such a national treasure not already received this?

  • @Cassandraann111
    @Cassandraann11113 күн бұрын

    1:26 Michael Che says “I won’t do it on air then” and I want to know what happened in the live weekend update if they are only showing us this one 😮

  • @armancho76
    @armancho7614 күн бұрын

    yeah we definitelly liked that one Mike 😂

  • @dskwared2u610
    @dskwared2u61014 күн бұрын

    I thought maybe Tom was wearing the pee-stained jeans.

  • @askew9976
    @askew997614 күн бұрын

    Dawson crack😂

  • @alm2187
    @alm218714 күн бұрын

    Why does SNL parcel these out? Why do we have to wait longer for the full segment? 🤔

  • @kev7161
    @kev716114 күн бұрын

    Colin: It's not a "group of whales", it's a "POD of whales". NBC - The more you know . . .

  • @Bombadil-ez9ns
    @Bombadil-ez9ns14 күн бұрын

    In related news, James Van der Beek is still alive.

  • @entylop

    @entylop

    14 күн бұрын

    He's 47.

  • @callmeshaggy5166

    @callmeshaggy5166

    14 күн бұрын

    Why would he not be?

  • @familymattersrewatchpod

    @familymattersrewatchpod

    14 күн бұрын

    I recently saw him at the CT 90s con! He was fantastic.

  • @bribabytt

    @bribabytt

    14 күн бұрын

    Thanks, Chevy. 😎

  • @matt3024
    @matt302414 күн бұрын

    I don't know why people side at that Orca joke. It's the truth!

  • @janeentumbao8690

    @janeentumbao8690

    14 күн бұрын

    Sighed... 😂😂😂😂

  • @chaosawaits
    @chaosawaits12 күн бұрын

    Grandma's purse joke would have been better had he said "oxycodone" or "norco"

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish14 күн бұрын

    Orcas coming for the ferry Colin

  • @makenzie3720
    @makenzie372014 күн бұрын

    0:44 Bro locked in

  • @tylerburkhardt2410
    @tylerburkhardt241013 күн бұрын

    Jost and Brady have the same hairdo... (0:22)

  • @olfactoryninja
    @olfactoryninja14 күн бұрын

    If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

  • @jakehr3
    @jakehr313 күн бұрын

    So calico cut pants are becoming an actual thing?

  • @ethancooper4154
    @ethancooper415413 күн бұрын

    YOU GOTTA GIVE

  • @jazzrat2000
    @jazzrat200014 күн бұрын

    how much for v. Shitzenpantz, well, pants? Never mind.

  • @JD-mm7ur
    @JD-mm7ur14 күн бұрын

    that portrait looks loke its been painted with the blood of the colonies

  • @janeentumbao8690

    @janeentumbao8690

    14 күн бұрын

    But they won't return them because the original owners won't take proper care of their stuff. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Yowza78
    @Yowza7814 күн бұрын

    "Dawson's Crack" was legit the name of a gay porn video back in the day.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak14 күн бұрын

    Was the fashion brand Louis Vuitton, or should I say, Louis Pee'd-on? 😉 I'll show myself out now.

  • @t3padgett
    @t3padgett14 күн бұрын

    the whole reason we watch snl

  • @ArenaEscritora
    @ArenaEscritora13 күн бұрын

    You have to GIVE![

  • @JeffDM
    @JeffDM14 күн бұрын

    Roasts can be pretty brutal. Don't assume they'll be nice.

  • @sherrybirchall8677

    @sherrybirchall8677

    13 күн бұрын

    I heard that this one was ridiculous mean-spirited.

  • @JMan-The_AntiCitizen-
    @JMan-The_AntiCitizen-13 күн бұрын

    I don't understand those are just calico cut pants???

  • @terencew7716
    @terencew771614 күн бұрын

    😂😂

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy465814 күн бұрын

    If you're going in for a prostate exam, ask the doctor to use two fingers. That way, you get a second opinion.

  • @ViceCoin
    @ViceCoin13 күн бұрын

    Ouch--UK royall family

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl14 күн бұрын

    Three words I didn't want to see together: orca gang activity.

  • @starlitdown

    @starlitdown

    14 күн бұрын

    Those orca ninjas go rambo... XD

  • @ashleybrooke2087

    @ashleybrooke2087

    14 күн бұрын

    They ain't dolphin around no more

  • @tindalen5106
    @tindalen510614 күн бұрын

    Anyone else pause at 0:25 and have a hard time deciding which one was colin jost?

  • @duewhit310
    @duewhit3106 күн бұрын

    You aint cool......... ..........unless you pee your pants!

  • @Jonathon283
    @Jonathon28310 күн бұрын

    Pants with a pee stain and you don’t invite Tim Robinson to talk about it??

  • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394
    @reidflemingworldstoughestm139414 күн бұрын

    Che has been putting everything he's got into trolling the audience lately.

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