Weekend Update: Tom Brady Regrets Roast, $800 Pee-Stained Jeans - SNL
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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like McDonald’s introducing a grandma-inspired McFlurry.
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That "better than having a black background" was a mic drop joke.
@tylerhackner9731
14 күн бұрын
Absolutely 😂
@zoeledwards6617
14 күн бұрын
Why I was waiting for you to comment 😂.
@guardianangel4249
14 күн бұрын
MM appropriated blackness to weasel her way out of working as a Royal. She's not a Royal, never has been, and never could be. Neither is she Black, having always identified as White.
@anamikapramanik1910
14 күн бұрын
Real
@giggergigger1
14 күн бұрын
Best joke of the set, that audience is so crap
I’ll never stop loving how excited Che gets when he gets to offend the whole audience. 😂
@Hahahahaaahaahaa
14 күн бұрын
literally no one is offended. we all hate England, and there's nothing conservative democrats like more than when another country sounds more racist than the US.
Orca prisoners joke was awesome
@aidanyelsma7762
13 күн бұрын
I thought Colin was going to say that it better not come for his ferry. Maybe for the image it could have been Colin and Pete with hunting rifles.
@AsiaSaucedo
12 күн бұрын
I’m still crying 😭 over that!
@laurafay2796
12 күн бұрын
He was trying so hard to make a mean face!
@meshzzizk
11 күн бұрын
lmao dark af
@tywayne3
11 сағат бұрын
Think that's the first time I've really laughed during these.
That Orca jokes was one of the best that Colin's ever told.
@JP-lu9ed
14 күн бұрын
He’s got a perfect deadpan.
@NobodyC13
13 күн бұрын
I thought SeaWorld abolished their orca shows and orca captivity programs after the Blackfish controversy?
@garronjohnson483
13 күн бұрын
Only the trainer interaction. Nobody swims with the orcas anymore.
I spit out my water at the orca prisoners joke😭
@1AlexanderCole
14 күн бұрын
I see what you did there
@carlostyes6458
14 күн бұрын
You know you wasn't drinking water...
The sustained war stare after the Orca POW joke really elevated it.
Michael Che has the best jokes. I swear... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao 🤣🤣
"Grandma's Purse" should also contain a "Fistful of Vicodin's"
@jkyle1018
13 күн бұрын
Honestly thought that's where they were going.
@mrkrag
12 күн бұрын
@@jkyle1018 same here. That's what I dropped into the comments to add
@scratchmyback1
12 күн бұрын
I was thinking they were going to to with a flask of whiskey.
@jimrebr
9 күн бұрын
I am a grandma and I can’t verify the bag of Vicodin in the purse, is accurate 😅😂
"In the Royal Family, that's better than having a black background." As a Brit, this is...accurate.
@TheFMHatter1986
14 күн бұрын
I agree
Michael Che continues to lean into the Norm Macdonald style of making the audience cringe and I love it
@Yanni75
11 күн бұрын
Norm Macdonald's style was to make the audience squint in befuddlement tbh.
The crowd are a bunch of pearl clutchers. This was a good run.
@canaisyoung3601
4 күн бұрын
That's probably why a lot of people think SNL isn't funny anymore. I remember the audience being more raucous than this (and no, I'm not confusing it with MADtv).
"Dawson's Crack" that joke is sooooooo tight ...LOL
@LaughingSaint66
14 күн бұрын
No pun intended right😂😂💩
@criminalsaint9611
14 күн бұрын
@@LaughingSaint66 It pretty much was! :D
@RaymondHng
14 күн бұрын
@@criminalsaint9611 1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.
@thespicemelange.1
14 күн бұрын
@@RaymondHngI was just going to say that.
@yohei72
12 күн бұрын
@@RaymondHngCame here to say this. I saw it sitting on a returns counter at the Tower Records rental desk along with “Everybody Does Raymond.”
Che has no mercy. 😂😂😂😂 I love it
@broadstreetbullies849
14 күн бұрын
Shades of Norm
@michaelfkessler2685
14 күн бұрын
Sometimes I think Che thinks 'I've got plenty of money. I'll just see if I can get fired like Norm" 😂😂
You know you're getting old when the guy from Dawson's Creek is promoting prostate cancer screenings.
@nicholasgonzales9254
14 күн бұрын
'i dont want your laaaaaaife'
That Grandma's Purse punchline killed me!
That Royal Family Joke was PERFECTION, Che!
Glad to see Calico cut pants is doing so well. Thanks to everyone for giving!!!
@pizzalunch382
14 күн бұрын
You gotta give!!
@JMan-The_AntiCitizen-
13 күн бұрын
If you don't give it goes dark!!!!
“better than having a black background” NOO 😂😂
the Orcas say, "we will never give up Collin; we could perhaps even turn to sinking Ferrys"
Nailed the Royal family and SlaveWorld real good lmao
I like how Colin lets the orca choke sink in, kind of remind me of norm MacDonald.
King Charles’ painting looks like he’s burning in hell!
The orca joke had me giggling 🤣
I burst out laughing at the Orca joke! These two are great to watch!
"I won't do it on air, then" is how you know this is from the dress rehearsal.
@jb6407
14 күн бұрын
What’s the difference anymore? More people watch the KZread version now than the live version.
@aaronmccracken7351
14 күн бұрын
I figured Colin's reaction was like "we are live", like it was the broadcast version.
@jess_ismore
14 күн бұрын
@@jb6407 ok wait, they're different?
@kziad1
13 күн бұрын
I think the live version is released a few days later right?
@gman1474
12 күн бұрын
Nope. This is live. That's a running Che joke. He occasionally says that when the audience gasps
here for che powerin thru for/in spite of the audience n his reactions to the groaners
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider Miles Davis!"
Che is on fire tonight the guy is menace😂.
The jeans slogan should be “you’re not cool unless you pee your pants”
nope the black background one would have me applauding and hollering, oh my god the grandma joke😭😭
That black background joke was amazing
that Israel orca joke was top tier
I LIVE FOR MICHAEL CHE AUDIENCE REACTIONS!
Che has been in fire tonight
These 2 just keep getting funnier!
hahaha the black background punchline was savage haha
0:28 DAMMIT, CHE! 🤣
"Grandma's purse" is a euphemism. The only item in that dusty old thing is the third one.
@canaisyoung3601
14 күн бұрын
That's why it was included. It's one of those double entendres.
@DeathByBlonde1
14 күн бұрын
Honestly, I was waiting for him to say it tasted like Tussy… IYKYK
@marcpeterson1092
14 күн бұрын
Which dusty old thing? The purse or Grandma?
@daltongalloway
12 күн бұрын
Depending on how granny looks i might enjoy being in her purse
that Dawson's Crack joke killed it!
Norm Macdonald was peak Weekend Update followed by Kevin Nealon.
Does this mean Calico Cut Pants are now a reality?
Those Calico Cut Pants are always sold out when I check
Is that a current van der beek pic?
Can't believe they didn't save the 'royals' one for the joke swap 😂
@canaisyoung3601
13 күн бұрын
Maybe it wasn't strong enough.
Calico cut pants!
@frigginjerk
14 күн бұрын
Ya gotta give.
These guys are the best
do the Groans mean that like the joke or not? lol its funny either way!
colin and brady sharing the same hair style
Damn hilarious!! The orca joke!!
The hangover is part of it. Don't binge drink if you can't handle 100% of the experience, IMO.
I love Michael Che and sometimes, I get mad at the audience for not appreciating his hilarious jokes. 🤣😅😂
You know you've made it when you have enough money to hire someone to piss your pants.
The entire weekend update was funny as a whole... these shorter clips don't capture the vibe the same
@canaisyoung3601
14 күн бұрын
Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment. And that goes for anyone else who whines about this.
@MrGriff305
14 күн бұрын
@@canaisyoung3601 Cool bro you said I whined. Also, why should most people get the bad version pushed on them first? Why force a wait for the whole one that no one cares about after seeing the chopped up clips? But yeah, just wait. You solved it
Colin trying to make a mean face for the orca joke...
Dawson's crack 😂
@RaymondHng
14 күн бұрын
1:56 That's already a title of a gay porn film released in 2000.
Never watched Dawson's creek, but that joke made me double over.
So that was the big long thing my grandmother kept telling me to put back or she'd smack with it! Thank you Che for clearing up that 20 year long mystery!
I worry that we’re going to have to animate the Statue of Liberty at some point to battle that painting.
They saved the best for last nice job ! Have a fantastic summerr on the Ferry and at the club 😀 👍
I love weekend update…it’s the best part 😎
The real punchline for a McD's shake with treats from grandma's purse is: werthers, metamucil, and the residue powder of various prescription pills.
IF PEE PANTS IS COOL CONSIDER ME MILES DAVIS
@corpsie666
14 күн бұрын
There's the Adam Sandler reference we all expected 😅
Dawson's Crack.....HILARIOUS 😅 💙
I would have went with "Dawson's Stream"
DAWSON’S CRACK!!! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀
Missed opportunity to say “You ain’t cool unless you pee ya pants”
Not the Billy Madison Jean set
1:40 The I V bag for hangovers as an amenity at an apartment building is a very dark statement about our society normalizing alcohol abuse.
@PunguinYoga
14 күн бұрын
Is it ever.
@sideshowbob
14 күн бұрын
The modern day replacement for smoking a pack of Camel Unfiltered's for breakfast.
@canaisyoung3601
14 күн бұрын
Why do you think he included Alcoholics Anonymous in the punchline?
I nominate Michael Che for a Kennedy Center Honor. How has such a national treasure not already received this?
1:26 Michael Che says “I won’t do it on air then” and I want to know what happened in the live weekend update if they are only showing us this one 😮
yeah we definitelly liked that one Mike 😂
I thought maybe Tom was wearing the pee-stained jeans.
Dawson crack😂
Why does SNL parcel these out? Why do we have to wait longer for the full segment? 🤔
Colin: It's not a "group of whales", it's a "POD of whales". NBC - The more you know . . .
In related news, James Van der Beek is still alive.
@entylop
14 күн бұрын
He's 47.
@callmeshaggy5166
14 күн бұрын
Why would he not be?
@familymattersrewatchpod
14 күн бұрын
I recently saw him at the CT 90s con! He was fantastic.
@bribabytt
14 күн бұрын
Thanks, Chevy. 😎
I don't know why people side at that Orca joke. It's the truth!
@janeentumbao8690
14 күн бұрын
Sighed... 😂😂😂😂
Grandma's purse joke would have been better had he said "oxycodone" or "norco"
Orcas coming for the ferry Colin
0:44 Bro locked in
Jost and Brady have the same hairdo... (0:22)
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
So calico cut pants are becoming an actual thing?
YOU GOTTA GIVE
how much for v. Shitzenpantz, well, pants? Never mind.
that portrait looks loke its been painted with the blood of the colonies
@janeentumbao8690
14 күн бұрын
But they won't return them because the original owners won't take proper care of their stuff. 😂😂😂😂😂
"Dawson's Crack" was legit the name of a gay porn video back in the day.
Was the fashion brand Louis Vuitton, or should I say, Louis Pee'd-on? 😉 I'll show myself out now.
the whole reason we watch snl
You have to GIVE![
Roasts can be pretty brutal. Don't assume they'll be nice.
@sherrybirchall8677
13 күн бұрын
I heard that this one was ridiculous mean-spirited.
I don't understand those are just calico cut pants???
😂😂
If you're going in for a prostate exam, ask the doctor to use two fingers. That way, you get a second opinion.
Ouch--UK royall family
Three words I didn't want to see together: orca gang activity.
@starlitdown
14 күн бұрын
Those orca ninjas go rambo... XD
@ashleybrooke2087
14 күн бұрын
They ain't dolphin around no more
Anyone else pause at 0:25 and have a hard time deciding which one was colin jost?
You aint cool......... ..........unless you pee your pants!
Pants with a pee stain and you don’t invite Tim Robinson to talk about it??
Che has been putting everything he's got into trolling the audience lately.