My parents tried to train me as a kid to do fork + knife. As a grown ass adult, I can now tell you that fork + knife is objectively the dumbest way to eat spaghetti.

@XSaebaYRyoZ

9 ай бұрын

As someone who got raised as a fork + knife eater and finds it more than convenient can I ask you why you feel that way?

@asheronwindspear552

9 ай бұрын

Try eating spaghetti with a spoon then come back.

@hiddenscorpiusXI

9 ай бұрын

Fork + spoon ftw

@aureliodeprimus8018

9 ай бұрын

I am a half-forkspinner. I spin it once or twice and then slurp it up from there. Soooo satisfying.^^

@Nitram4392

9 ай бұрын

Just use you fork & knife to cut the spagetting and then use a spoon to eat them. That way you use every utensil and everyone is happy.

Tiny lily taking notes was adorable.

@tazzracine

9 ай бұрын

Isn’t she supposed to already know how it work ?

@chaossnowkitsune6377

9 ай бұрын

She doesn't even wear one. Now we know why. She didn't know how until now.

1:00 This is from Fate/Type Redline. The text bubbles are clearly edited in. The context of this panel is that this girl is explaining to the main hero how magic circuit works and is using the lamp as an example. Also for those who are wondering, yes. That girl is the biological grandmother of the guy protagonist but she doesn't know. The story is about the guy accidently time travels back to 1945 and changes the course of history where he becomes the master of Okita Souji aka Sakura Saber.

@crescentwuju496

9 ай бұрын

in that case, is she covering the lamp with the cloth so that enemy bombers will not notice which house has people living in it?

@molybdaen11

9 ай бұрын

​@@crescentwuju496As if they had to aim at all...

@blackops9696

9 ай бұрын

@@crescentwuju496 I don’t want to say too much that might lead to spoiler territory. Just note that cloth was already on that lamp to begin with.

@gundamnit3594

9 ай бұрын

@@molybdaen11 Goddamnit.

@wesleyward5901

9 ай бұрын

"the text is edited" Well no shit, Sherlock. But hey, the context is appreciated.

If romancing a gal turns into cringe just double down and embrace it!... Like anime memes! ✨

@austinkuchar7125

9 ай бұрын

Exactly what I do 😂

@fierceditiesnaruto

9 ай бұрын

Amen!

@leave-a-comment-at-the-door

9 ай бұрын

*tip for future reference: typically, the gal you are romancing does not like being referred to as an 'it'

@codycooper320

9 ай бұрын

​@@leave-a-comment-at-the-doorackshuallly they were using it to refer to the state of cringe itself 🤓

@unlimited971

9 ай бұрын

You re single, isn t it?

Yeah, I dated a girl that liked sitting on my shoulders because she was small and I’m very tall. We may, or may not, have completed the final bits of halo reach on Legendary co-op like that. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

@user-ll2hc8oc9h

9 ай бұрын

you and that girl *ARE FLUMPING CHADS*

@SockieTheSockPuppet

9 ай бұрын

Lucky ɓ@$+@řð.

Maybe people are getting cause and effect mixed up in fantasy logic. Maybe being more powerful allows them to not bother with as much protection. Maybe the better armors have less coverage due to the rarity and cost of better materials, and is partially offset by powerful enchantments that require a good base material.

@wizzard4003

9 ай бұрын

or as the characters gain more power the armor is less effective relative to their own durability.

@CiaranMaxwell

9 ай бұрын

Or the armors have enchantments that redirect attacks toward the armored areas.

@milesprower6110

9 ай бұрын

Being less armored or clothed also shows somewhat purity, perhaps, I don't know

@RaichuWizDom

9 ай бұрын

Counterpoint hypothesis: as armour gets more powerful, it becomes more magical. The protection no longer comes from the material itself, but from a protective field cast directly on the skin The closer the shield is to the skin, the more effective. The patches that are covered are the shield generators, and actually the weakest point. Of course, no one realises this, so no one ever actually aims for said generators...

@carlosforma5978

9 ай бұрын

@techpriestessmicaela8441 yeah, that is definitely the artists' prime objective: fan service. Otherwise the concept would actually apply relatively equally to both men and women. Not to mention, if the matter were material costs, enchantments or even ease of movement, then the parts not covered by armor could and should still be covered by fabric, which usually isn't the case. And that's ignoring the physical mechanics or armor, weapons and impact delivery.

Here you are talking about bra mechanics and here we are listening with intense interest…. What a time to live in

@AnandaX8456

9 ай бұрын

Just put God of War music and you will start to see the QTE's as you take a bra off

@molybdaen11

9 ай бұрын

Just steal a bra from the washing machiene. It's basically 4 hooks and you need at least 2 of them to close it.

@AnandaX8456

9 ай бұрын

@molybdaen11 i trained with mines and i still bad at taking them off

"Office dating be like: Time to see if I get a girlfriend or a restraining order." - Mongolian Proverb

@Noperare

5 ай бұрын

When you hurry to pick the phone expecting her, instead it is the human resources calling you for a "meeting".

Lily taking notes was adorable

very enlightening to learn how to operate the mysterious mechanism of a "bra"

Noble: Unless of course, HE gives BIRTH TO HIS FATHER and then HIS FATHER GIVES BIRTH TO HIM and then he goes and GIVES BIRTH TO HIMSELF Everyone who noticed: yes Noble that would ABSOLUTELY be VERY VERY WIERD :| 1:22

@Delmworks

9 ай бұрын

Tell me you’ve read creatures of light and darkness without telling me you’ve read creatures of light and darkness

@curiousguyontheinternet9023

9 ай бұрын

When your family tree is a circle:

Ah, my favorite coarse in school, bra mechanical engineering. Imagine how precise the inventer had to of been to ensure it's comfort, for boobs. Too be far bras are very complex work of ingenuity. But yet there are so many different types and fabrics to choose from.

11:14 Lily taking notes is adorable 😊

Him being his own grandfather? It would not just be weird. It'd make him the stupidest man alive. It would make him undetectable to knowledge devouring brains that orient themselves with brain waves, except upon thinking deeply, long and hard on a subject, at which point he'd achieve the brain activity of a dead weasel, or that of a cartoon addict. And it would make his name be Philip J. Fry. Yes, that's a Futurama reference.

@EvanCarbary

9 ай бұрын

🤣

@Psychomaniac14

9 ай бұрын

that's not a futurama reference that's just straight up futurama

@l06es_3xp.2

9 ай бұрын

If you're talking about the second one in the video, can someone reading the replies plz share the sauce?

@austinyouts6088

9 ай бұрын

please give us the sauce for the second clip

@Psychomaniac14

9 ай бұрын

sauce is Fate/type Redline the text is fake though

My dad was a fork and knife guy, and for me it depends on how thick the sauce is so between spin or fork

4:42 is the same energy as "no, i dont need a girlfriend, i wanna become a girlfriend"

"He gives birth to his father, and then his father gives birth to him, and then he goes and gives birth to himself. That would be very, very wierd." A friend of mine actually showed me that meme earlier today. And as I explained to him, that scenario actually happened in an episode of _Futurrama_ with Fry turning out to be his own grandfather.

@smaragdwolf1

9 ай бұрын

Its also the known grandfather paradox. Futurama used that paradox in their series.

@myuu22

9 ай бұрын

@@smaragdwolf1 It's actually less like the Grandfather Paradox and more like the Bootstrap Paradox.

@RaichuWizDom

9 ай бұрын

I'm more confused as to how a man *gives birth* in the first place. Pretty sure the male anatomy isn't designed for that...

@smaragdwolf1

9 ай бұрын

@@myuu22 please explain. Im not familiar with this Name. Maybe it has a different one in my language.

@myuu22

9 ай бұрын

​@@smaragdwolf1 The Grandfather Paradox is when a future event changes the past so that the future event never happened in the first place. But if the future event never happened, then the past would not have been changed, which means that the future event does happen after all. The Bootstrap Paradox is not really a paradox as much as it is a logical puzzle. It's when a future event doesn't change the past, but rather makes the past whagt it is so that the future event can happen. It becomes a closed time loop with no beginning and no end. But if the time loop has no beginning, then what created the time loop in the first place?

Not gonna lie, the explanation of bra locking mechanics got a chuckle out of me 😅 Just sucks when the metal bends and it makes it that much harder to take off the bra (even worse when you out grow it and it becomes a size too small...)

100 girlfriends is such a funny, self aware manga, i hope people give it a chance

@OhNoTheFace

9 ай бұрын

I guess that really is the catch because it kind of gets an eye roll immediately

@enzopereira2606

9 ай бұрын

​@@OhNoTheFacei know, that was my reaction as well, but it sounded so absurd that i had to read a bit, and i loved it lol

1:23 That's a Futurama episode.

Noble spittin facts at the start

That's messed up i feel bad for the kid that didn't get his happy meal

@OhNoTheFace

9 ай бұрын

He was screaming, deserved it

"Is fork + knife acceptable?" As some with Italian ascendency, I can confirm that WE'LL START A WAR AGAINST YOU IF YOU CUT YOUR PASTA!!!!

@gtbgabe1478

9 ай бұрын

Please. Do. Not. Come. To. Brazil.

@OhNoTheFace

9 ай бұрын

Good,, you guys complain about everything food related

@TwilightWolf032

9 ай бұрын

@@gtbgabe1478 I live in Brazil. AND I'M DECLARING WAR ON IT TOO!

@AnandaX8456

9 ай бұрын

@TwilightWolf032 fight me with gender equality because i am half itallian and half brasuca and for the meme i gonna use a knife ;v

6:14 You know shit's hilarious if Chino's busting a gut.

Spaghetti tacos is a classic iCarly reference If you refuse, we'll get the goat

Thank you for the videos

9:58 base teacher endured it for 3 years and failed the last minute, but followed through it the moment it hit midnight

„Yamada first time” is Suprisingly wholesome and funny instead of lewd. Yamada is a interesting character too. On top she is the successful school girl, under this she is as lewd as it gets and in its core just a frightened, lonely girl. It's free on youtube too.

11:11 this will come in handy for a lot of people....not Noble's viewers though

Missing Forbidden Spaghetti Techniques: Fork + Scissors Breaking the Spaghetti in Half Before Boiling

@adriannash2705

9 ай бұрын

Guys I found the secret Shiori account

10:08 And then there's Cardcaptor Sakura, where Rika (a 10 year old) is engaged (and extremely thirsty) for their homeroom teacher, who's around 30

Damn poor Aqua XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

Sound like that one episode of Futurama were Frey is his own grandfather

@eliascristerna3089

9 ай бұрын

Welp at least being Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa allowed Fry to save the Universe from evil psychic brains.

@carlosforma5978

9 ай бұрын

1) Fry, not Frey; 2) Not just one episode. It is referenced in at least one other episode.

9:38 I use a spoon. Don't question me at all.

@cristiano4532

9 ай бұрын

The spoon is legal if you use to help you spinning spaghetti with fork

@MysticMylesZ

9 ай бұрын

Spoon + fork

i know that first one, Fate Red line, boy from a descendant of a mage family goes back in time to a grail war in WW2 which his grandmother was a master in her teens

9:31 looks like dude has some experience

_meanwhile I’m a swede who uses chopsticks for spaghetti_

That unlocking struggle can go both ways. I remember my ex always struggled to unlock my belt with one of those automatic buckles. I guess it was more of a strength issue, but still.

I have a feeling that Neco arc is going to take the "guaranteed" position from jelly donut memes in lost pause videos.

Wait he knows how bras work TEACH US YOUR WAYS

Dude is taking a page out of Fry’s book. He’s trying to be his own grandpa

1:18... we got a Futurama sitiation on our hands boys

11:15 ~ Now I'm getting a flashback of a Anime where the girl was a expert in underwear because her brother makes them (and yes, she used them, to "test" for him). And the only scene I remember is when she spends sometime explaining the types of underwear the girls would have to use with the costumes for a fantasy play (also yes, one of them got the "some bandaids will do").

Looks like someone watched "My Tiny Senpai" this past weekend. XD

I learned how to unclasp bras a few years ago since when my sister injured her arm, even when her injuries healed, she still had a hard time reaching around the back so she always goes to me for help, her injury permanently limited her left arm's range of movement, it doesn't affect her that much in her day to day life, only when she tries to reach her back, that kind of stuff.

I like the "Write it down!" Lily animation!

That first meme was literally an entire episode of futurama

Oh man, I already knew how bras work... They hold stuff, called boobs :D

10:14 does anybody know the sauce??? (For research purposes)

@creepykoala7255

9 ай бұрын

I would like to know too

@redunbreon5911

5 ай бұрын

I also wanna know the name of it

11:10 tnx I actually didn't know that

The "Fork + knife" is a very common way of eating spaghetti on the table I eat. Even though I use the "fork + spoon + spin" way. (I suspect one of the reasons is that the cookers of the spaghetti don't employ enough oil.)

Super Nice

It's not what you know it's who you know that gets you the job but it's what you know that helps you keep it - some ancient proverb probably

I think aqua purifying the lake is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in anime... I need to go rewatch that part.

This good 👍

The mini fox taking notes killed me.

9:56 Tawawa! 👌🏾 I believe the anime is called Tawawa on a Monday & Tawawa on a Tuesday Also best girl.

Here's my subway hack. Have a piece of paper. And write my order on it. Give them the paper. And win.

Great 👍🏻 video nice 👍🏻 hype!!!!!!!!!!!

That reminds me of how I got my job I knew people and then covid hit and everyone I knew retired or left and now I know nobody and am considered unhireable so I'm 24 and living off inheritance money and being my mom's caretaker.

Ah yes the bra clamp. Reminds me of the KZread tutorial on how to take of you gfs bra.

9:54-10:12 If only Noble knew about their future

@arturliviu

9 ай бұрын

Explain

@AnandaX8456

9 ай бұрын

The girl tricked him if i'am not mistaken into thinking she's 18 while she was 17 and 364 years old, after that he lost the job but she finished school and them they married, i could be confusing with other series

@mjdragon12

9 ай бұрын

​@@AnandaX8456 youre basicamente right, but, she was 18 already, he was waiting her graduation period to finish, to her be a college student basically

@AnandaX8456

9 ай бұрын

@mjdragon12 yeah, i kinda just searched up to understand what happened in there but not in full but thanks anyway ;D maybe i"ll go read it in full

7:42 her hair looks like it was resized

3 Yalens. Just sharing like you asked.

I get the spaghetti meme but if you grew up the way I did there is one more method for eating spaghetti, you spin it like the first one but you use a spoon to keep it from falling off the fork

GAHHH Preteens. I hate the cringy days of being a preteen

Connections HA! Even when I had 4 connections at this one place I still couldn't get a job there.

1:16 back to the future moment.

@eliascristerna3089

9 ай бұрын

More like Futurama since Fry actually did the deed.

@KeyboardTarantula

9 ай бұрын

@@eliascristerna3089 well i didn't know that.

The cutout is starting to fade, the Pikachu balloon has somehow lasted longer than cardboard how in the fu-

1:11 fry from Futurama did this and he's future hope because this (his parsdoxal existence turned Hin immune to a alien species power who wanted to destroy or conquer the universe I don't remember now)

You know like they say, there aint no paradox like a bootstrap paradox cuz a bootstrap paradox dont stop, nor does it start.

9:23-9:43 I swear I thought I just heard the screams of millions of Italians worldwide!

Unexpected life advice. I'll take it!

My man pinch twist and pull XD

2:45 Mojo Jojo: that's the most evil thing I can ever imagine...! *[one joyful tear drops]*

1:22 That literally happened in Futurama.

4:26 oh wait cloud is there too, I didn't notice

That weird blurr? Or something on Machiko still there. Looking like a censor using "light"

5:00 That is the funniest Manga in the same nature as Midori Days from 20 years ago. When I talk about this fan translated manga, I always bring up Midori Days and how this one is her true spiritual successor.

Futurama actually did that as an episode where Fri became his own grandfather

A tittle trick with some bras is that that you can use an snapped form to get most of them off

as a kid i tried to use fork & spoon to roll up the spaghetti , but the sauce often made a mess, so eventually i moved over to using a knife to cut the it into smaller easier to eat portions. nowadays as an adult it depends to me on what kind of dish i make with spaghetti. if it's a classic italian ragout, i sue a fork to spin, if it's an asia inspired dish int he frying pan, i often break the spaghetti into smaller pieces before cooking to make it easier to stir and blend evenly

Noble knowing the difference between nuclear and nucular, gives me hope.

@markguyton2868

9 ай бұрын

Know the difference, it may save your (and everyone in a 5-20 mile radius) life.

If you ever pull 3 5 stars in a single 10 pull thats when you know you will actually never be winning the lottery.

Hey, that’s what happened in Futurama

9:20 as an italian the first second and third methods are completely fine

Education at it's finest.

I feel like the spaghetti one should have at least one more option, I'm solidly between the fork + spinning option and the fork option. I'll give my fork one or two twirls to keep it on the tongs but I'm not wasting the time to spin it all up onto my fork. I've also seen the fork + spinning + spoon option used before.

For that first one... That's what Fry did!

1:12 Sauce for that manga is Fate/ type redline

Was going to write a paragraph about interesting consequences of time travel inbreeding, but didn’t

The first and second one is what i do when it comes to spaghetti

that meme about the time traveller lustfully staring at his (then younger) grandma reminds me of that one episode of Futurama, with Fry accidentally killing his Grandpa after a time travel into the year of 1947 - only to become his own grandfather...

11:10 Weird when my mom and/or sister asked me to apply some cream on their backs i recall their bras were locked with loops on one strap and hooks on other.

1:26 there is actually a theory ( witch name I can't remember right now) where it's you being one of your own forefathers be traveling back in time. And basically you become a being without and clear end or beginning of existence and always going around in the same time loop

I have a request! Where can I find the video of that Aqua figure being thrown in a lake?

2:04 they are all references to the goat, Goku. Just look at his fight wit Frieza.

Gotta have a Neco Arc tattoo for complete fulfilment and to become even more stronger ( _🎶than You🎶_ )

That Aqua means was S tier

Red and Rit in that one anime were refreshing for me with that first meme They were actually pretty open with each other instead of being afraid to make eye contact They were a fun, cute couple that got together rather fast, only from our perspective, and it was fun to watch Still not finishing that anime, they're too happy together and it sends red flags in my head. I'm not gonna make myself depressed

@Mirality

9 ай бұрын

It doesn't end badly for them, if that's what you're worried about.