Shout out Dylan for being the best medical team member ever

@monkeyboivr6846

2 ай бұрын

i was waiting for someone to say that

@DylanWard-tb1ee

2 ай бұрын

your welcome

@_-Vinolite-_

2 ай бұрын

So real

@L0cal_Weird0_

2 ай бұрын

gotta love dylan

@lillyplaysguitar

2 ай бұрын

live laugh love dylan

Bless Dylan 🫡 no clue who he is or where he came from, but he's the damn best medic in the UK.

@JessN0tHere

2 ай бұрын

Fr

@thefroggy-ml3hc

2 ай бұрын

Not even the UK, best medic on earth.

@connieharrison6077

Ай бұрын

Medic and camera man ofc

@user-fg3xc3cu4n

Ай бұрын

@@connieharrison6077no skibidi toilet.

@Somali_Cat_Therian

Ай бұрын

@@user-fg3xc3cu4nwhat?😂

The first was a normal level, now onto the boss level.

@Shazlick

2 ай бұрын

💀

@FordFungus

2 ай бұрын

why tf are you everywhere

@itznightmaresanz

2 ай бұрын

oven

@Idk2603

2 ай бұрын

😌

@Bagpuss3005

2 ай бұрын

Yooo, it's chicken again!!

This is the rare occasion where Jack becomes the sane one

@TheinternetCooki3

22 күн бұрын

9:26. You sure?

i love how fireman poles are in this military grade course when they are at literally every playground to ever be built

@MagpieWattle

2 ай бұрын

yeah I don't understand how they had such a difficulty with those lmao

@L0NER_B

2 ай бұрын

I think its Just an adult playground

@rwamvby2709

2 ай бұрын

I mean. If you think about it... Soldiers using the obstacle course are basically little children being forced to play around in the "playground" in the fastest time possible without mistakes.

@L0NER_B

2 ай бұрын

@@rwamvby2709 yeah! Exactly!

@mootwo_

2 ай бұрын

​@@rwamvby2709 Alternative, you could make a conspiracy theorist take, like "They're indoctrinating our children to become soldiers from an early age!"

Jack and Harry look like they've actually just signed up to join the military.

@humansizedKitkat

2 ай бұрын

it's because their bald:D

@Lavender-tx1qk

2 ай бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIR BAHAH

13:48 I laughed so hard at how there was subtitles for the water, "DYSHACK" "HSGISV-" 😂😂😂

@gemainoc5408

2 ай бұрын

Same

20:33 i love that they just met this kid and 5 minutes later he's become their cameraman

this took me back to the first army vlog omfg nostalgia

@Manifold_Grind

2 ай бұрын

EGGBUR FOOT 🩷

@lillyplaysguitar

2 ай бұрын

@@Manifold_Grind MANIFOLD GRIND I NEVER STOP IT 📢🗣🗣🗣📢📢

@user-zb9xl9dy9i

2 ай бұрын

FRRRR

@n1nxhq

2 ай бұрын

literally what i was thinking 😭

@Manifold_Grind

2 ай бұрын

Damn I’m so liked here 🤭

Dylans Tommy's guardian angel, and got depressed bc of him I'm not surprised.

just 23 minutes of Tom and Harry struggling while Jack aces it all

16:43 “oh wow my balls are going BBBRRHHFFHS”

@fellow-genya-enjoyer

2 ай бұрын

lmao this was funny

6:40 Thank you Harry for loving Polish people

@julgost6605

2 ай бұрын

Agreed

@Ztime_Live

2 ай бұрын

us polish also love him 😋

@ishakk435

2 ай бұрын

@@Ztime_Live sexually?

@soggyramennoodles

2 ай бұрын

POLES RISEEEEE

@blackpearlcookiefeet

2 ай бұрын

I LITERALLY GOT SO HAPPY WHEN HE SAID THAT

David (or dylan) should be rewarded for being a camera man

@ishakk435

2 ай бұрын

they should promote him

@dqolis

2 ай бұрын

@@ishakk435 frr

@DylanWard-tb1ee

2 ай бұрын

thanks

@RetroPig

2 ай бұрын

@@DylanWard-tb1ee W DYLAN!!!

@Splatenohno

2 ай бұрын

@@DylanWard-tb1eeW DYLAN

Shout out for Dylan for being the best medic/camera man in the UK!

22:50 Anyone else notice these guys literally just let Dylan fall into Hell River and not even look back-

@Artxmi

2 ай бұрын

He didn't fall in the river

@Luna-ig1wl

2 ай бұрын

He didn't fall in the river, he just tripped

Dylan is the MVP of this video for being these 3 idiots personal medic and you can’t change my mind. Anyways, this reminds me of the first video he ever posted on this channel.

22:47 these few seconds where tom is trying to pull harry up but harry ends up dragging him down is the funniest thing ive seen in a while

The little boy was the best character.

At 3:50, I expected Tommy to say ”because you’re not tubbo”

"You might think I'm just hanging out in the ladies toilet like a normal boy. But I'm not! Today, I'm going to test my strength! *Stumbles* With a Military Assault Course." Incredibly chaotic 10 second intro. But I love it lol.

3:46 tommyinnit fans of 2020 would have had a field day with that one

@tommyinnit8269

2 ай бұрын

Fuck yes they would’ve😭

@halfwayhappy

2 ай бұрын

@@tommyinnit8269 lmaooo

“Im amazing!” “no your not.” Is just so inspiring.

5:51 The funniest thing that Harry done 😂😂

0:57 TOO FUNNY I LOVE THIS GROUP

i love how they just employed Dylan as a cameraman after him being a medic

Dylan deserves a raise for being the best medical assistant

W dylan, best camera man, medic and hypeman in the world

New title: British Boy CLIMBS courses from the ARMY to avoid CLIMBING courses from the ARMY

1:53 I'm not saying that being called an odd little puppet would make me severely happy, but....

Dylan was truly the MVP of the video, I wish to see more Dylan content

12:47 That's what she said

@ZeTrashEater

2 ай бұрын

I hate it here

@YayaZa_B33_

2 ай бұрын

@@ZeTrashEaterthis is how the world is nowadays....

The Child just becomming the cameraman😂

I know I’m late, but these boys are legit like Alvin and the chipmunks. Tom = Alvin, Jack = Simon, Harry = Theodore. 🤷

I admire Harry's ability to arch his back, keep it up m8 👍

6:40 we love you too harry

Im sick but but cant stop the Tom Simons grind

Tommy and Jack's dynamic is just so entertaining, and Harry really enhances the whole thing

"its just a little zap" the car battery sitting 4 inches from the course: 0_0

why do I feel like Tommy and Tom Holland would get along well

@RealAutt

2 ай бұрын

They would 😭

@soffy8422

2 ай бұрын

Tommy is like Peter Parker in MCYT

that was my- **dies of Tom Simon's attack** 5:50

Dylan was such a vibe

Watching this video made me nostalgic for the good ol' days of the DSMP.

@Vai_Editzz

2 ай бұрын

Verified?

this video hurt my soul. i miss when they were all friends, it was way simpler back then😞

@Mrquibler_

2 ай бұрын

What happened now? I've not been updated. Are some of them not friends anymore.

@PhoenixTheCuber

2 ай бұрын

when who were all friends

@marzbarz__

2 ай бұрын

@@Mrquibler_it’s a joke king

@LonelyWonderingWanderer

2 ай бұрын

​@@Mrquibler_I'm pretty sure they're referencing a joke Tommy made in a Tubbo stream

@Mrquibler_

2 ай бұрын

@@marzbarz__ oh ok. I kinda stopped watching mcyt as a whole after techno passed but I know that some content creators don't like each other now. Just asking if any of Tommy's mates got into an argument with him or smthg.

Pep the dog just walking up the ladder (20:16) after tom and harry stuggle with it for a couple minutes 😂

I have a hole punch (I hope I translated the thing that puts holes through paper so you can put them in like these folder things better) that kinda has that military Camouflage colour. It isn’t a pattern. Just a nice green.

I love the progression of Jane and the rest getting more annoyed and giving less of a shit about what the boys do

A great Valentines Day present: The Military

@SeraTheStrange

2 ай бұрын

Only the best for his viewers

@Skittleswcue

2 ай бұрын

@@SeraTheStrange Indeed

Man this reminds me of when all the dsmp used to be friends

@Random-girl157

2 ай бұрын

Same😭

@yuvikarajput9540

2 ай бұрын

Are they not friends snymore??? Just asking cause I just started watching again and idk anything lmao

@sipsip_karl

2 ай бұрын

@@yuvikarajput9540Most of them arent anymore, they’ve distanced themselves after the dsmp ended but they’re just starting a new chapter in life now so its nothing thattt bad(mostly) :3

@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX

2 ай бұрын

@@yuvikarajput9540 It’s a long story, but to summarize, a disagreement between Quackity and Dream led to people picking sides. Don’t quote me on this, I’m still not 100% sure as to what happened. This is a very *brief* explanation or what I know.

@yuvikarajput9540

2 ай бұрын

Ahh okay thank you guys

Watching these grown men struggle on a basic swinging loops course during the beginning brings me pain and joy. Truly the duality of man.

He really did just brighten up my whole day in 25 minutes love you man

Saw the tour in England very worth watching

@BogOwl

2 ай бұрын

I totally would love to go, but I just can't afford tickets rn :/

Tom's the kind of guy to see a military grade assault course and say "anyone gonna eat that?" And not wait for an answer

what a throwback! i can't believe i've been watching you since summer 2021 and the vlog quality has stayed amazing!

I fully thought it recommended me the one from 2021. I almost started crying.

3:19 this one looks so fun. 15:08 this is a net positive. 16:36 he's a master swimmer.

@mossyparadox

2 ай бұрын

at my old school’s playground they had those!

@44hd59

2 ай бұрын

@@mossyparadoxi mean the one with the spinny things.

@mossyparadox

Ай бұрын

@@44hd59you mean the spinning wheel ones? bc yeah they had those lol

Shout out to Dylan, the real MVP.

@qocket

2 ай бұрын

Child labour at its finest.

Tommy, Harry and Jack are honestly a good trio

This is my fav vlog. I had to watch it twice cause i kid you not i nearly fell out my chair from laughing too hard. I swear Harry is so funny-

I miss when they all used to be friends and they did a military course

@yuvikarajput9540

2 ай бұрын

Are they not friends snymore??? Just asking cause I just started watching again and idk anything lmao

@Angelic_Tina

2 ай бұрын

Not appropriate to use lmao and they're not freinds​@@yuvikarajput9540

@OliverAster

2 ай бұрын

@@yuvikarajput9540 Some of them aren't. A couple of the duos had to stop interacting at least online for some reasons. A lot of them distanced away from each other during the end times of the DSMP and after the DSMP

@sprinkles06

2 ай бұрын

​​@@OliverAsterI think only Tubbo and Ranboo don't interact and like the Dteam with some of them but that's really it

@OliverAster

2 ай бұрын

@@sprinkles06 I think the feral boys sort of disconnected from each other, but there are the dteam members in there so yeah. Also Niki and Wilbur but they stopped interacting online for a while

This is chaos to another degree. It's pure beauty

This is a great trio they bounce of each other so well

I don’t think this “Harry” guy is real i think he is just a figment of Tom’s imagination to replace the void when Tubbo is not in a video.

Tommy is the type of guy to see a climbing rope and ask "Is anybody going to eat that?" and not wait for anyone to answer...

@redmalay7220

2 ай бұрын

i read this in wilburs voice

Props to dylan.he's an amazing young lad,i feel like he would be thinking yall are childish though lmaoo

@lemonadec0re

2 ай бұрын

I love your pfp

@serivfxlol

2 ай бұрын

@@lemonadec0re THXX

tom all your vids both here and everywhere else have made me laugh so much! its nice to go home after school and watch your videos

I just want to say that I love and appreciate your content and I think its truly insane how you put together the videos and all the hard work you have 😊😊😊😊

I am having flashbacks to the old one as we as cackling at the new, this is great lol

The bits they continued to do is so frickin good 😂

I’m so happy this is happening again. It’s a whole flashback to the first vid ever on this channel ❤

5:49 I’ve watched this part a good 15 times and laughed as hard as the first time the way he fell just had me dying 😂😭

This video is going to be one of the many others that feels like a fever dream

My favorite Valentine's activity

The absolute best part of this is Jack absolutely just acing through the course and Tommy and Harry were STRUGGLING

eleven year old kid saves three twenty year old men from nets i missed this channel

6:42 thank you for loving polish people. It was nice

@Wiki.Mars.

2 ай бұрын

Yesss

6:40 dzekuje!

@sophiewang9140

2 ай бұрын

Same

Nothing improves my self confidence like seeing Tom struggle on this stuff. Especially that first ring swing. Nearly laughed at the fact he gave a 2 star difficulty

i just clicked on this because it reminded me of the time he joined the military with gnf, tubbo and the bald man...miss when they were still friends

I hope u have a great tour Big Man! Sadly I live in Europe-

@Uio243

2 ай бұрын

Same

As a person who does this on competition level this is literally the most entertaining thing I've seen in a while

The way Harry’s yelled that’s my everything

"I've also got a lisp AND, I'm left handed !" :D

Got tickets to the show for my birthday, low-key nervous, high-key excited.

I just saw your San Francisco concert!!! Jack was amazing lol

CONGARTS ON 14.8M 🎉🎉

"I love polish people" Harry 2024

Why does he look so much younger in this video?

now this is the types of tom simons vlogs i’ve been waiting for 🎉🎉

I love how dry and stupidly simple the jokes are it’s so funny

oh i miss these vlogs so much.

@tsegod1

2 ай бұрын

Im a comment

The new cut is bringing back early Tommyinnit memories.

Please more vlogs this was so fun I love every vlog

Okay, but can we just talk about how fabulous Harry’s eyelashes are for a second?? Like, sharing is caring mate, get me a pair like that.

Can't wait for the sad tiktok edits comparing this video to the first one LMAO (also stan Harry for filling in that diversity quota, love to see it)

@Ani-Jane

2 ай бұрын

I’ve already seen a few 😭

big dubs to the main camera man, best ever medic, and the real hero of this vlog, dylan

5:51 I LAUGHED SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG I ALMOST HAD AN ASTHMA ATTACK AHAHAHHAHA

dylan carried this vlog

GUYS WAKE UP THE KING HAS POSTED

6:42 we appreciate your sentiment, Harry - polish person