BUY OUR LIMITED EDITION MERCH: spillingthemilk.store/

@Thot_Patrol_USA

Жыл бұрын

if it aint fruity it aint for me

@researcherchameleon4602

Жыл бұрын

Please watch Dan Vs.

@thedotgiver2820

Жыл бұрын

.

@TheShadow1347

Жыл бұрын

watch Spectacular Spider Man

@spacerunner357

Жыл бұрын

can you watch so ima spider so what

Tom Hanks switches his accent so many times in this movie that it’s actually a blessing that he said “Do you know the way?” in a accent that almost sounds Ugandan. We must cherish this amazing delivery from such a train wreck of a film

@specky4153

Жыл бұрын

Making myself believe it’s a Ugandan Knuckles reference is funnier to me than this movie let’s be real

@HellspawnAirsoft

9 ай бұрын

What were they thinking when they got that audio. Disney: yep Tom sounds good.

that “do you know the way” was an actual jumpscare 💀

I like to think this whole movie was just a hallucination from Tom Hank's character in Castaway.

@webbrowser4603

Жыл бұрын

Instead of Winston, he has a Pinocchio puppet!

@Mumiah862

Жыл бұрын

@@webbrowser4603Winston 😂😂

@saint_squared525

9 ай бұрын

@@webbrowser4603Wilson

When the Fruity Pinocchio movie is actually better than the live-action remake

@Enteringdullsville

Жыл бұрын

LET’S NOT GET CRAZY.

@kara-mari9909

Жыл бұрын

yeah no fruity Pinocchio was just boring

@Shythalia

Жыл бұрын

Well, let's hope Guillermo Del Toro's future Pinocchio movie will be good.

@fredbearchannel976

Жыл бұрын

Father when can I make a better Pinocchio movie on my own I got the whole idea to see

@jrt2792

Жыл бұрын

@@Enteringdullsville Shhhhiitttt, the Disney remake losing to a Russian low budget flick?? What a damn shame.

I amazes me that there's straight up a fairy and a talking fox, yet everyone's surprised about the living doll.

@cartooncritique6625

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, that was an issue with the original story too.

@juuchanIRL

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, nobody saw the fairy except pinocchio and jimminy. the talking fox and cat tho...idk...they were in the original story so they kept'em.

@foxymetroid

Жыл бұрын

It makes some sense. The people in their story probably saw their share of fairies and furries, so they see it as normal. We just find those things unusual because we don't see talking fox furries and fairies. It's new to us, but not to them. It's like how lightbulbs are boring, everyday items to us, but would freak the heck out of cavemen. The people just never saw a sentient puppet, so there's some novelty.

21:34 This is by far Tom Hanks most beautiful line. Almost as influential as the hulk saying “bruh”

@jiffy6969

Жыл бұрын

You made me realize that the Hulk actually said "bruh"... my life has been changed forever

@oh_god_dammit

Жыл бұрын

​@@jiffy6969 remember when the hulk dabbed? I remember

@gachalifelilly

6 ай бұрын

Do you know da wae

@thema1998

4 ай бұрын

That actually had me dying from laughter! 🤣

They COULD'VE used a ACTUAL wooden doll to make Pinocchio look more believable. The irony is that would been better off just using a wooden doll.

@Shythalia

Жыл бұрын

Literally 😤

@Shythalia

Жыл бұрын

Actually, all of the puppets should've been real.

@juuchanIRL

Жыл бұрын

@@Shythalia and the cat and fish. they are literal animals, they are not anthro. it's not that hard.

@Shythalia

Жыл бұрын

@@juuchanIRL yeah :|

@cheezbiscuit4140

Жыл бұрын

aw dang yeah just make sure he's got greenscreen puppet strings alongside the greensuit puppeteer and bam. Or they could't even done. a bizarre wooden muppet situation. hmmm..... Considering they own em why didn't disney do muppet pinocchio?

Probably one of my favorite things about this movie, is people who have no context of the original suddenly being blown away when they discover that Pinocchio's nose growing was such a minor detail that gets the most attention for some reason

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

My favourite part was the Coachman’s song.

I want to see how much they fuck up a Pocahantas remake. Will they stick to copy-pasting the problematic lie-filled original? Or will they try to be closer to the real story? They can't possibly stick to the real story due to how they love to sanitize everything and make it have nothing parents will write letters to them about despite whether it works FOR the story and shows the bad things as bad... like taking out the kids drinking beer and misbehaving in Pinocchio. Now the lesson is having fun is bad. Either way they'll fuck up Pocahantas and you _know_ they'll recreate it as they scrape lower and lower for old ideas.

@Little1Cave

Жыл бұрын

Disney would never dare try to do a Pocahontas remake. I don’t want to live in a world where enough people at Disney consider it a good enough idea for it to actually come to fruition. Lol

@MaximizedAnimation

Жыл бұрын

I think someone at Disney officially announced they were never gonna remake Pocahontas because it's too problematic

@jareththegoblinking3191

Жыл бұрын

Pocahontas was never my favorite Like I didnt dislike it, just that it didn’t amaze as much as others So if they wanna make a remake I’d be fine with that

@richardimreviragosi6413

Жыл бұрын

@@Little1Cave But they must. As with all remakes, they are done to renew their IP ownership.

@FlCl3000

Жыл бұрын

They would make John smith black and accidentally cast an Indian woman instead of a native woman

It’s so dark inside, then it gets so bright outside and it kills my eyes

So Tom Hanks is an old man pretending to be a stereotypical old man? What!?

@jacktheflash8478

Жыл бұрын

Did you expect a young man to do it?

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

@@jacktheflash8478 probably would’ve been a better performance, soo yeah. not a very high bar to pass.

@superemoboi2050

4 ай бұрын

@@pokaay3163 How would that be a better performance??? What?😂

@tobystone3696

3 ай бұрын

Acting at its finest

@ursidae97

3 ай бұрын

He thinks he's twenty

20:57 That is the most frustrated and angriest I have ever heard Kor get. This is really one of the movies ever.

I understand the cricket, the background, and Pinocchio himself being cgi. But why couldn't they have gotten a real cat and fish????

@imactuallykools

Жыл бұрын

Because Figaro (the cat) and Cleo (the fish) were very expressive in the original, which they tried to imitate to no avail.

@loogoo

Жыл бұрын

Cause it's too hard to glue fake eyelashes onto a real goldfish. 😂

@fumomofumosarum5893

Жыл бұрын

how else could they make the fish SEXY?

@PoppilyPoppy

Ай бұрын

I don’t know how bad it would’ve been for the cat, but using real fish would’ve been animal cruelty since the bowl had no filtration and carrying them around would only stress them out.

@yaq-yaq

2 күн бұрын

​@PoppilyPoppy maybe they can green screen the fish into that bowl lol

So bold of them to make the island of temptation all things that are....100% legal and OK. Even the clock smashing, like you can go places and pay to just break stuff if that's what you're into.

@ursidae97

3 ай бұрын

It's so fucking sanitized

So remember kids: LIE. It will help you get what you want. -Pinocchio From the studio that brought us "Remember: Don't work for your accomplishments, be born special instead. -Mulan"

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

Nope, there is NO message that lying gets you what you want. Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.

@ursidae97

3 ай бұрын

​@@EpicJoshua314it would have been better if the lesson WAS that lying is good. At least they would have done something. In ghepetto, they used this trope to show that Pinocchio and his father are bonding by breaking rules that do not serve them without feeling bad. Here they're just doing it because shrek did it and Shrek is funny.

Now that you’ve done both the Yassified and Disney Remake versions, you have to do the Guillermo Del Toro one.

@antonberkbigler5759

Жыл бұрын

If this gets to 6k likes, I assume

@collinkeyser6827

Жыл бұрын

Or The Original One From The 30's.

I started dying when they reacted to Pinocchio leaving his house I hope you guys watch Foster’s home next soon, love your channel

@saint_squared525

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@annisaadams212

Жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@saint_squared525

2 ай бұрын

I have news from the future!

@StrawberryCocoaPowder

2 ай бұрын

@@saint_squared525 OMG I just got the notification 😭

21:36 The most funniest part of the movie 🤣

Love how Disney implied that lying’s okay if it benefits you or helps you get out of situations where your in trouble. Now if I was a child…. Anyway this movie is shit.

@jonathanpilcher337

Жыл бұрын

I mean... if the only way out of a serious situation is to lie then so be it

@enderlord8771

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanpilcher337 Yeah, but it kind of hurts the theme, so you don't present that scene if you're supposed to have that message unless you're planning on addressing it.

@foxpro3002

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, in some situations, lying is a necessary evil.

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

Nope, Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.

@enderlord8771

Жыл бұрын

@@EpicJoshua314 That's still very much weakened by the fact that he had to lie to get out.

They just get astoundingly worse. These movies have to be marketing ploys to bump up activity on Disney plus.

@ursidae97

3 ай бұрын

They absolutely are

Bro, CGI Cleo gave me Shark Tale flashbacks.

Also, I know this video isn’t a highly-technical analysis of the film’s CGi, but I’ve been told that scenes with heavy CGi/green-screen sometimes under-expose scenes (make them really dark) or over-expose scenes (make them really bright) to try and hide less-convincing CGi. Although I’ve never seen a movie like this where they use BOTH as a constant crutch and still fail miserably. Finally, I’m becoming increasingly convinced that with Disney remakes specifically, they make the movies too dark to see because they either take it too literally when a higher-up says “Make a darker version of this classic movie” or because that’s the only way they can make a “darker” remake of the movie when that same higher-up tells them to remove or neuter all these potentially problematic (or even just scary for kids) parts from the original movie.

Everyone knows the old, new, and gay Pinocchios but I know the Shrek Pinocchio

@Obliterater0836

11 ай бұрын

We need the Shrek Pinocchio spinoff

@nonenone2173

11 ай бұрын

@@Obliterater0836 hell yeah

21:03 Bro I legit thought it was them zooming in on his face like that for the bit. But it's the movie's editing. The movie did that.

@jiffy6969

Жыл бұрын

No way...

That’s so weird how the beginning is way too dark and then he goes outside and everything is way too bright

7:09 Pinocchio staring as horsesh!t. The perfect symbol for this movie.

The ending death scene is literally Tangled

Disney is banned from making movies forever.

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

You’re banned from commenting on KZread forever 😂

@mrgodzillaraptors8632

Жыл бұрын

@@EpicJoshua314 not funny, didn’t laugh

@skystoyhunts7225

Жыл бұрын

I have bad news for you they are remaking the little mermaid into live action now.

@mrgodzillaraptors8632

Жыл бұрын

@@skystoyhunts7225 we know, and it looks so…drab.

@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942

25 күн бұрын

@@EpicJoshua314For what purpose?

I’m so glad I talked my Dad out of watching this remake. If you think millennials were up in arms when Disney ruins stuff like The Lion King and Aladdin, imagine how a Baby Boomer like my Dad would react to how they neutered the donkey transformation scene that supposedly scared him straight when he was little…

@jenngeith455

Жыл бұрын

Same man I even commented about the donkey part

@videon6134

27 күн бұрын

Someone could vouch for your dads disappointment. He showed his dad the remake transformation and his reaction was "that's it?"

When this man asked "Does you know the way?" I absolutely DIED LAUGHING!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jiminy Cricket looks like if the Planters peanut was a pistachio

21:14 *IT BE THE TEAR OF THE GOOFY GOOBER!!*

Faaaather when can I leeeeeave to be on my oooowwwwwnn? I've got the whole worlddussy

@kinny0916

Жыл бұрын

worlddussy 🤣

@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939

Жыл бұрын

WORLDDUSSY

Actually fun fact: Sabina (the female puppet) might’ve actually been alive like Pinocchio cuz in her last scene, you can clearly hear two different women speaking, Sabina and the girl, so Sabina’s a living puppet

@jonathangoodwin5609

Жыл бұрын

I don't think that's intentional. I don't think they actually put thought into this.

@jareththegoblinking3191

Жыл бұрын

Believe whatever u might

@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343

Жыл бұрын

I highly doubt they put that much thought in. This whole movie just screams no thought or logic.

@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343

Жыл бұрын

I highly doubt they put that much thought in. This whole movie just screams no thought or logic.

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

but wasnt the woman voicing the puppet in an earlier scene? you can see her doing a ventriloquist kind of mouthing over the puppet. anyways, I wouldn’t give disney the benefit of the doubt there.

I can tell Robert Zemeckis directed this. Everything is so uncanny. The visuals make me feel sick; I imagine they’d be enough to give young children nightmares.

@splo0sh

Жыл бұрын

The only good thing to come out of him was back to the future.

@extrahistory8956

Жыл бұрын

@@splo0sh And "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."

@imactuallykools

Жыл бұрын

@@extrahistory8956 also castaway and Forrest Gump

21:39 “do you know da way?”

Ugandan Knuckles CONFIRMED a disney princess

@foxymetroid

Жыл бұрын

He showed them da wae.

ssssoooooo.. did they die in the end? they go twords a light at the end of a tunnel...

@SpillingTheMilk

Жыл бұрын

I hope so!

@connorwood9211

Жыл бұрын

F*ck it. That's my headcanon now

15:44 that is the most horrifying face I've seen of any of them so far, quality reaction

Tom Hanks going “Do u no de wae?” is something I will never let go.

These Disney remakes succeed at one thing...they make me want to re-watch the originals to remind myself what quality actually looks like. XD

@Obliterater0836

11 ай бұрын

Really? It kinda makes me want to stop watching Disney movies

Geppetto is Ugandan Knuckles. ^-^

I kinda want these guys to watch Chalkzone. Give a long forgotten Nicktoon some recognition. Not to mention it's a pretty weird show... 😅

@menaatefadly

Жыл бұрын

Dude Chalkzone was just sooo gooood. You can see the love seeping from every corner. They even made a song for each outro!!!

@JeffreyThrash

Жыл бұрын

“Good but weird” may be the best description of Chalkzone. It was clearly ambitious, full of quality animation and even musical moments, but at the same time I remember the final episode where Snap fights runaway inflation with the Baja Men or something. And no, I’m not talking about economic inflation…

@drythrones7034

Жыл бұрын

@@JeffreyThrash Sounds cool! And I think they were a parody of the real group. I think the show calls them the Haha Men.

@JeffreyThrash

Жыл бұрын

@@drythrones7034 Oh. Shows you how long it's been since I watched the show. It's interesting what kind of plots children's cartoons would make before people were afraid of being accused of slipping "barely disguised fetishes" into their stories.

Love how they complained about it being too dark when they were inside and then too bright when they were outside which is honestly true

6:15 This is so accurate for Falcom RPGs 😆

This is truly one of the Disney movies of all time

Disney Live Action Remakes are getting more bizarre.

Pinocchio looks like he's from a Wii game

This is single-handedly THE worst Disney movie I’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot because of the trillions of other dogshit Disney pumped out, but this is the one that made me feel genuinely upset because I love the original so much. So much charm and effort is pushed aside for the most basic, low-budget accident a corporation could make lmao

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

Nope, The Lion King (2019) and Mulan (2020) are much, much worse than this.

@collinkeyser6827

Жыл бұрын

​​@@EpicJoshua314 Think The Live-action Mulan Is The WORSE. These Other Movies Are Bad, But At Least They Didn't Film Them Near A FREAKING CONCENTRATION CAMP (Hopefully)

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

@@collinkeyser6827 They didn’t film them near a concentration camp 🙄

@collinkeyser6827

Жыл бұрын

@@EpicJoshua314 They Did. It Was Near A Uyghyr Prison Camp.

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

@@collinkeyser6827 Ah, I see... for Mulan.

Yea this is one of the worst remakes. Stripped Pinocchio of all the moral lessons he learnt and making Monstro a freaking Sharkopuss kaiju

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, it's okay -- I'd give it 7/10 The Lion King and Mulan remakes on the other hand...

The Disney remakes are either the most intensely overly saturated or darkest things I’ve ever seen

@Obliterater0836

11 ай бұрын

Or they're like The Lion King remake movie, the exact same movie but in live-action

Ugandan Geppetto is my favorite Disney character

For this remake, he doesn’t even become a real boy-

Yo! The end had me rolling by their decline in sanity 😂

It's so funny because at the end of the movie me and my friend were so bored that we thought it would be funny if the dad had died and then he lived and we were sad

I’ve been in a severe depressive episode lately and for some reason “do you know the way?” fucking broke me and I laughed the hardest I have in weeks. Like uncontrollable laughter to the point of pain. I’ve finally snapped

Ngl Tom Hanks asking "Do you know da way" caught me off guard for so many reasons!🤣

I'm surprised no one mentioned how Pinocchio left all the kids to die on that island.

@kevinlee7678

Жыл бұрын

Not that he could have in the original, but in this the scene was set for the Coachman to take a fatal tumble. Didn't happen.

This is just the sequel to Castaway and Tom Hanks is imagining this as he was rafting across the ocean.

There was definitely something going on between Gepetto and the fish

You know what would've helped pad the run time... *ACTUALLY GO TRY AND SAVE THOSE DONKEY KIDS!*

@midnightbloomofeorzea7182

Жыл бұрын

Yeah like, they take the time to specifically show Stromboli, a mean and greedy man that really didn't do much on screen outside of locking Pinocchio in a cage, being imprisoned, but did nothing AT ALL about the guy and his literal DEMONIC SHADOW BEINGS turning kids into donkeys and selling them. Wtf??

Ain’t no way anyone actually remembers Water Horse. (Movie mentioned at 18:30)

@fearful1139

Жыл бұрын

I remember it but damn it’s been a long long time

The cricket looks like Mr. Peanut

Oh lord, it’s this godforsaken remake.

Man but the kid turning into the donkey scene was a nightmare

@seanimation1955

Жыл бұрын

I'm a 20 something year old and I'm still scared to watch that scene

@jenngeith455

Жыл бұрын

@@seanimation1955 yup that scene will ruin anyone’s child hood just because of him going MAMA MAMA my god like it’s worse than William Afton being springlocked

@imactuallykools

Жыл бұрын

@@jenngeith455 1: that’s a really weird comparison 2: you can’t fairly compare a fully animated and voice acted scene from a film to a 8-bit Mostly silent cutscene from a game. If it was given the same treatment, it would’ve been WAY more traumatic.

@jenngeith455

Жыл бұрын

@@imactuallykools I mean the original audio of William afton screaming not the 8 but scene

@jenngeith455

Жыл бұрын

Bit*

Thank goodness you guys reacted to this so I don't have to actually watch it.

I swear I probably lost 1,000,000,000,000 + braincells from binging ur vids😭

17:39 look at the CGI water that's just masked out with feathering against the boat. Dude.

I'm mad now there's no alcohol, no cigars no donkeys

god now they HAVE to watch guillermo’s version of Pinocchio.

18:33 You shut your pizza stuffing face Jack! The Water Horse was GOOD! 😂😂

I'm betting that the fish is a sneak preview of what the little mermaid live action version fish will look like.

Well, if not for Stromboli, Pinocchio would've learned anatomy with the help of the ballerina doll.

Disney on their way to release the 72633th live action movie.

Is it just me or does Tom Hanks look more and more like Jeremy Clarkson every day

The day that they watch Amphibia is the day their channel really blows up

@SpillingTheMilk

Жыл бұрын

WE ALREADY DID

@kazuma7232

Жыл бұрын

@@SpillingTheMilk NOT ALL OF IT

Great commentary, but I can’t excuse bashing on The Water Horse

21:38 Memes be like

18:30 The Water Horse... we grew up with a lot of shitty movies at home

My favourite boys bouta make my day once again

21:34 The ending of the video had me dying 😂😂😂😅

Watch the Cars Trilogy

My favorite part of this video was when an ad came on and I recognized one of the actors was from the original cast of Studio C! Oh, yeah, and the Milk crew's commentary was was a nice distraction form the terrible film too. I never thought the Pauly Shore one would be the more enjoyable version...

Amazing episode I love spilling milk

Faaaaather... oh, wait, wrong one!

When he said "Do u know da wae" I fucking died laughing.

19:30 Pinocchio stronger than Goku confirmed

21:36 2018: I want my dead meme back in the grave please

Bro I'm wasted and laughed so fucking hard when tom hanks said "do you know the way?" 😂😂

Watch Shark's Tale. It has a plenty of sexy fish lmao

Wasn't the point of the lie scene in the original that the truth will set you free (literally, as the blue fairy opens the cage with magic when he tells the truth)? Him getting out of that situation by taking advantage of his growing nose by LYING isn't the message you wanna be sending, Disney.

@EpicJoshua314

Жыл бұрын

Nope, Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.

Why does the Cricket looks so much like Hopper (from Bugs Life) in this version?

It sounds like he's trying to be whimsical and failing so badly

@aidanmuller3358

Жыл бұрын

He sounds like every "Disney old person", which only works in animation.

Low key either the original Pinocchio or the iron giant bc why not lmao

you dont make the child audience watch your beloved past product examine a pile of horse shit. you dont do that. Edit I'm high af

@JeffreyThrash

Жыл бұрын

Yet you still sound more reasonable when high than whoever decided to write that scene in…

This is the introductory movie to hell

Many people know the story of Pinocchio-and most people first learn it through Walt Disney. I was lucky in that I didn't even know Disney had made a Pinocchio movie in 1940 until I saw it in 1962 at age seven. There was a Living Storybook of Pinocchio and I even saw a Pinocchio cartoon on TV in 1960. My Grandma gave me a 1914 edition of Pinocchio which I treasure to this day!:-)

3:00 bro if spilling the milk was in that house at that moment all your gonna hear is clap,clap,clap

4 years of buildup happened for a shitty remake to hit the “do you know da wae”