The "clap if you've ever been arrested for shoplifting in Saudi Arabia" joke KILLED ME! 😂😂😂

@leahwanjiru8557

2 жыл бұрын

guess you wouldnt have hands🤣🤣🤣,

@doveandpatch

Жыл бұрын

Think you would have learned better after the first two times....

@crsw7041

3 күн бұрын

Right? And no one got it!

As a comedy junkie I feEl like this was an honor and a privilege to witness! KUDOS SIR!

This whole thing is golden. I love his delivery style. Plus that hat scene without words was worth the entire act! Bravo brother.

"Clap if you've ever been convicted of shop lifting in Saudi Arabia...." 😂

This guy is top quality! Regardless of his somewhat sad emotional state of mind, he has me continuosly LAUGHING! What a blessing he is. I ask for much love to go his way!

He is adorable

I wonder how many people in the live audience caught the joke at 18:18, where he "pulled a hat out of the rabbit". xD

"...I guess you wouldn't have hands..." 😂😂🤣🤣

Brilliant self-deprecating humor.

This was a well written set. Mostly we just get jokes, but this guy kicked it up a notch.

@melvinshelton8448

2 жыл бұрын

Not.

@jamesmolkenbuhr956

2 жыл бұрын

@@melvinshelton8448 jealous maybe? Take your seat before you get 86ed.

@jobysaad

2 жыл бұрын

a Notch? How dare you....more like a rooftop 2 story bird feeder.

Watch me pull a hat out of my rabbit! Brilliant!

These are extremely well planned and timed jokes...nice!

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206

2 жыл бұрын

And some stolen, just like he said!

@Antelopesinsideme

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 That's ok with me, I laughed.

"my face can beat up your face" 🤣

@ekdaufin1485

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

One of the best comedy shows I've seen in a very long time emphasis on the SHOW

I was folding clothes watching this...had to stop folding clothes to focus. Great set!

Very multi-talented guy. Intelligent humor.

He is great! 🤣😂🤣

Marty is one of the very best ever! I watch stand-up comedy every day. He’s at the top of the list! His persona, his delivery, the magic, the cassette tape, the Saudi Arabian thief clap and it’s all hysterical and funny LMAO Love you Marty.😂😂😂🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽❤️💖💕

The funniest man on dry bar. He is FANTASTIC. Super hilarious. His act was perfect. Thank you dry bar And Marty Polio for the constant laughing for 30 minutes. I needed that. I dont know how He or anyone can top this act. Im gona try to find more of his acts. Peace and love, Glen

He can frown and scowl all he wants, that stunning classic face was not obfuscated. Overall a good set; sometimes hilarious! There were some lags: Sometimes that sad sack self-depricaating " My blue life" thing can put a drag on the buoyancy necessary for laughs to come through. But I saw Tommy Smothers and also a li'l hit of Keaton so... . that's a good thing! It was refreshing to see some of this classic work. When well executed is a treat and it was. Bravo Pollio.

@JamesBongo

Жыл бұрын

Nice we had a comedy master in the comments!

Funny dude! Bring him back.

Bravo Bravo Bravo! This man is a true CLOWN-- and I mean that in the highest del arte way! Terrifically funny!

im usually not a fan of one liners, but this guy was actually quite entertaining.

love this guy, but I kept thinking that somehow near the end of his act he would pull out that King of Clubs and four of diamonds

@viveknaik001

2 жыл бұрын

me too haha

I love the part where he was rewinding the tape. Too bad a lot of the younger audience would not understand that part

@edithdlp8045

Жыл бұрын

Yes. I was a kid in the 80's and had cassettes and a walkman.

Ok...ive seen all the things...but not line this and my fatalist sarcastic meh self laughed genuinely and without irony. This is great. Best one so far. Please continue to elevate unique artists.

@barrett5540

2 жыл бұрын

I totally relate to what you said. This fellow is very unique, quirky & his timing is excellent. I laughed alongside you. Meh

@hxhdfjifzirstc894

2 жыл бұрын

It was just good comedy without any communism added.

@jamesmolkenbuhr956

2 жыл бұрын

Would you mind translating that into English?

Hillarious! He pulled a HAT out of a RABBIT!

👍👍👍😂🤣its been a while since i laugh till i cry from watching dry bar

Ive never seen anyone being so bad at magic be so awesome! lol. My favorite part of his act was the little dances to the music lol lol.

I absolutely love this guy, I think his hat mime routine might have best of that kind of thing i've ever seen. And I could watch his magic show all day, it was just hilarious!

10:43 when he says calico 🤣🤣

Great set, full of continuous laughs. He has his own style that definitely works. I hope to hear more from him.

@jobysaad

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Kali, wish my last name was Prime.

"they are just too weak to raise their arms" 😄

That hair piece was gold.🤔🤣🤣

One of the BEST I've seen 😂😂😂👏👏👏

He's very droll with his expression and delivery, then he busts out a move. Surprisingly funny.

Definitely a CLASS ACT! A FUNNY CLASS ACT!

What a unique set! This guy is great!

I'm so happy y'all put his full special out. I loved his short videos and even rented the special on Amazon. He's hilarious and now is apart of my Comedy Favorites playlist. Dry Bar is genuinely amazing.

It's the magic portion for me! Dope set!!!

love this guy

Good job picking this one, DB. Engaging, funny, and the ventriloquist part was an added bonus. 👏 👍 👏

Best I've seen for a while!

Marty is one of my favourite comedians!! Cracks me up so so much!!

So funny!! I’ve seen a few of his videos over the years and laugh out loud every time! 🤣😂 Good job!👏

I don’t even comment but this right here is str8 up GOLD!🤣

I loved when he pulled a hat out of a rabbit.

This was enjoyable

Those miming skills with the hat... that was pretty dang good.

Marty Pollio is absolutely brilliant! You should watch his "toilet flange" repair video!

Right off the rip im laughing thats a good sign 😂

A real pleasure! This guy is great!

Whether or not the glass is half empty or half full depends entirely on the action previously taken to get it there.

Very unique and great personality. Also funny, and that's a win.

This was excellent. He's up there with Erskine and Zany.

Can Drybar add the date of these stand up comedies?

Brilliant comedian.

Awesome routine mate

Lol ... Lots of love!!!! You crack me up!!!!

Loved him soooooo much👍😍

crowd loves this guy, took a bit for them to warm to him but they did...😎

What GREAT timing with the card trick.

This fella was hilarious.. had a smile the whole time on my face waiting for the next joke!! ☺️ great set

Very funny, clever and the hat mime bit is extraordinary!

“Buff the Dog as ‘Scud’.” I find it fascinating how showbiz animals are able to catch on and distinguish between their two personas, onscreen and off. Some of my favorites are: Rhett the dog as Oscar (Curb Your Enthusiasm) Tyler as Kitty Kitty (War of the Roses) Chris as Beethoven the dog Moose as Eddie (Frazier)

One of the best acts I've seen in a while.

Mark Polio, you're a funny man. Thanks for sharing

I really enjoyed my time watching this. He's hilarious, and I can't wait to see more of him 👍 I love Dry Bar Comedy!!!

This guy’s awesome

This guy was really funny

So good, I couldn't stop laughing!

Dude what an ACT!!! This is super underrated

Bravo!!!

The best part about his humor is his pitiful look immediately after the joke which makes you feel so sorry for him but it’s so relatable as well because I’m bald this stuff was amazing. Best belly laugh I’ve had in forever

This is the funniest guy yet

Never seen him before. Definitely funny!

This guy is really funny!!

He's hysterical

I think the brilliance of this is that he can say all this hilarious stuff and not crack a smile, that’s talent! Second time watching the special end that is a super rarity for me

great show - LOOOOVED the card trick!!!

this guy had me in stitches. I love his content

This is unique!

MARTY!!! So excited to see this video pop up on my feed. Wish there was a red curtain with birds on it behind you...

No doubt he's Italian.. He looks a splitting image of Julius Ceaser

I'm back years later still enjoying this video

I love that Italian! Buzzetti

4:44 🤣 hold the book to your face 🤣🤣

I love how you look the part Marty. Great gig.

I enjoyed the show. Will be on the look out for Marty. Very funny man.

This guy is GREAT!

Thanks for making me think and think at same time….paisano.

Bro, that hat trick was so so so fire

The magic show pantomime was platinum: the second coming of Keaton. The rewinding of the little hand-held tape machine was inspired & the music perfect. Fellini on the beach...

First magician I've seen pull a hat out of a rabbit!

Very funny, I got lots of laughs, thank you

Fantastic

Yup. Real good.

Great act

This guy is great! LOL

Bravo! Very good set. Interrupted my face workout. 😂😂😂