*”make your self useful and find the nearest closet.”* *Shayne 2019-*

@abandonedaccount1231

5 жыл бұрын

Closet breast*

@alayla8466

5 жыл бұрын

Abygayle Lowther lol same😂

@vivianp4178

5 жыл бұрын

When did he say that?

@mortomusic8072

5 жыл бұрын

Good...are you in the closet? Now get out of it! And celebrate..

@STALKER777LK

5 жыл бұрын

Me when the gay jumps out

Shayne can literally be anything. From 11 year old Courtney to Masterchief, I’m impressed

@rasjeff1

5 жыл бұрын

He has range...

@jonathankuruppu8630

5 жыл бұрын

Even MasterChef 😂

@gottes1stsenpai30

5 жыл бұрын

Its almost like he was an actor :o

@mauradob

5 жыл бұрын

Franz Loeschner *is

@gottes1stsenpai30

5 жыл бұрын

@@mauradob that's the joke bro

“i was too embarrassed so i made it a comedy” why is that the exact thing i did with my ianthony fanfiction i wrote when i was 11

@euandunbar8050

5 жыл бұрын

NO ONE ELSE LIKE THIS WE MUST KEEP IT THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES

@thelegendarypootisman3

5 жыл бұрын

@@euandunbar8050 SOMEONE DID IT WHO DID IT I WILL MURDER THEM

@isabelle.o

5 жыл бұрын

The Legendary Pootis Man (;

@dasty3314

5 жыл бұрын

The Legendary Pootis Man what did i miss what number were y’all trying to keep it at lmao

@thelegendarypootisman3

5 жыл бұрын

@@dasty3314 333... we failed horribly as you can now see.

*"13 year old Ian is cancelled."* -Shayne 2019

The cringe has hit Ian so bad that he has retreated into the couch. Can relate.

@TheJege12

4 жыл бұрын

His lazy lore dumps from the bottom of the couch are hilarious

@Mr_Original

4 жыл бұрын

When the grunt asked "Are you gay also?" and then Ian shoved his script copy in his face...

@justindono

4 жыл бұрын

He and the couch are now one

Damien officially becoming apart of the squad makes me smile

@tbreads7621

5 жыл бұрын

Damien is taking over.

@yaseenb6243

5 жыл бұрын

Soon, all of them will be Damien.

@tbreads7621

5 жыл бұрын

And no one will be able to stop him from being the ultimate being.

@Andrea-ml3pe

5 жыл бұрын

it makes me *happy*

@tco3495

5 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but i think they explained in various videos how there's no more "squad" or "games" but one big happy smosh family!

Masterchief: *Screams for 4 hours" Courtney: "I'm very impressed with your writing!"

@sovietman9089

3 жыл бұрын

Yes (sandwich).

@BlackTemplar618

2 жыл бұрын

@@sovietman9089 Yes (Sandwich)

@freduruk6623

Жыл бұрын

@@BlackTemplar618 Yes (Sandwich).

@CloneCommanderCrater1102

4 ай бұрын

Oh hey, he predicted the Master Chief in the Paramount Halo show.

Smosh Pit members: Smosh Games members: Damien: The chosen one

PLEASE READ MARI'S LORD OF THE RINGS FANFIC NEXT!!! Honestly need this to happen

@hpi7032

5 жыл бұрын

Yesss!!

@ultrabigfella

5 жыл бұрын

How did you know she wrote one? Has she talked about it before.

@yzalmao

5 жыл бұрын

No Sanctuary Mari mentioned that she wrote LOTR fanfiction in Damien and Boze’s Smosh Games induction :)))

@ultrabigfella

5 жыл бұрын

@@yzalmao Cool. I love LOTR

@yes-sg2lv

5 жыл бұрын

yesssssss pls

wow Ian predicted Cortana being used to find restaurants

@abbyreaves595

5 жыл бұрын

*and Wreck It Ralph 😉

@constanze206

5 жыл бұрын

I think everyone stole those ideas FROM his fanfiction

@ilovebeingprecious

5 жыл бұрын

Real Hanzo Main I use Cortana to find my missing files

@roasta9013

3 жыл бұрын

I use Cortana when I’m *tired*

@roasta9013

3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t know that a commented here

Why is Ian cringing? This is comedy gold. Literary genius. Never have I laughed so hard and been so impressed. He was 13 when he wrote this. I'm 18 and still can't write this well

I love how Ian retreats more and more into the couch. Real cringe right there.

Grab your popcorn guys, it's time to listen to some quality fanfiction

@tbreads7621

5 жыл бұрын

Quotev and Wattpad can't deal.

@jemoliti0n

5 жыл бұрын

This is going to be great

@jesperxthe3811

5 жыл бұрын

8:28 Haha

I love that this is complete with costumes... and Damien

@nataliaholst9189

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr :D

@jakischlanser1571

5 жыл бұрын

Ashley Alfred yyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ian is really cute here lol and everyone encouraging him gives me life

@roasta9013

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Ian’s the best 💕

@roasta9013

3 жыл бұрын

I knew I’ve been here

Olivia is just really supportive of Ian when he's dying from cringe and it's really warming my heart

I can already tell that this video is gonna be hilarious Time to get the holy popcorn bag

@owenkrueger7355

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@patrickburke6065

5 жыл бұрын

Popping it right now

@lizzie-chan4693

5 жыл бұрын

Same here dude

@Scruffy-mj7xy

5 жыл бұрын

Ate all my so holy shit

@mkharris3684

5 жыл бұрын

I'm eating tails instead of popcorn

Ian explaining the scenes is me explaining a joke to my parents.

@roasta9013

3 жыл бұрын

Birakatarita

Me: trying to figure out what year was 17 years ago. Also me: not realizing I'm 17

@cyrglynn8744

3 жыл бұрын

Smae

@lilybeth8559

4 ай бұрын

21 now

I live how Ian's just every so slowly becoming one with the couch.

Shayne trying to figure out how arms work is my constant mood Edit: it’s at 2:57

@HoggyThePig

5 жыл бұрын

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

@vermilioneyes9006

5 жыл бұрын

HoggyThePig ?

@niqlelecteur2286

5 жыл бұрын

He's such a cute little dummy. I love him

On the next episode of “This was a bad idea!”:

I would love to see like a behind-the-scenes process of Monica and Ryan going through their process of being a writer for Smosh. And of course their reactions to this masterpiece fanfiction

Can I just say how cool it is that Ian actually knows parts of the lore? Like he knows who Chief Mendez is and fuckin no one would know who he was unless they've read Fall Of Reacg.

Are y'all reenacting Court's 1D fanfics next?!

@moonchild8623

5 жыл бұрын

cass12234 she wrote 1d fanfics?? i need them to read them

@thepurrisher243

5 жыл бұрын

cass12234 bruh seriously 😂. I love One Direction tbh

@cass12234

5 жыл бұрын

@@thepurrisher243 I think she said it was a "Larry" fanfic

@naaashitey1303

4 жыл бұрын

@@cass12234 yesssssss

Ian: I’m.. afraid Me: I’m... a fan Smosh Pit Theatre comes out with the best plays 🎭

The stick figure on the lenses was actually a funny joke 😂

Keith straight KILLED being the grunt. I could just see his voice as a little grunt, loved it!

@Mr_Original

4 жыл бұрын

The part where he mispronounced "Cheif" as "Chef" followed by the knife flying across the screen was a comedic death combo for me. 🤣

Okay. I'm jealous of Damien's vocal control. That's goals af right there

Ian slowly absorbing into the couch out of cringe is hilarious 🤣

All the fanfic and diary videos are top quality comedy gold content!

Honestly just this video made me love courtney so much. Theyre so supportive of peoples creative interests, no matter how silly they might seem. Its very sweet

Wooahh iàn writes fanfiction Also me: not surprised

@Nicole9910Plays

5 жыл бұрын

Thats also me

@realjihyo

4 жыл бұрын

Jimin has no jams

"we read Ian's..." Got me. Say no more. I'm sold.

I thought that the secondary narrator joke was very funny, and extremely original to this day. He’s too hard on his writing. I’d like to see more.

Damien really went full voice actor mode for all of his parts and I love it

IS NO ONE GONNA COMMENT ON HOW 14 YEAR OLD IAN HAD TWO NARRATORS BEEF IT OUT IN A HALO FANFIC THAT'S GENIUS HAHAHAHAHA

ian constantly having to explain things because he’s embarrassed is a real mood

I’m absolutely wowed at how Shayne can do any character. From a 63-year-old librarian to Guy Fieri. Kudos to you on that wide ass range.

I swear damien's voice in this sounds like the voice on rides that say stuff like please keep your hands and feet inside for your safety

defeated ian explaining the characters is the best

Lez be honest. Olivia's fanfic is probably a Courtivia one

@Two_Wheel_Therapy

5 жыл бұрын

13:57 was her inspiration.

i would make fun of ian for not having a social life in middle school but i wrote a 20k fanfic about fall out boy in middle school

@MotherofLizards88

5 жыл бұрын

bowwentz It really be like that sometimes

@punkse0kjin

5 жыл бұрын

so did everyone else, get in line

@lexwuzliving

5 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that I'd probably read it?

@beckgh7270

4 жыл бұрын

that’s impressive honestly

@valerieb4446

4 жыл бұрын

bowwentz what pairing thooo

Omgosh ian was so adorable during this whole video

I love smosh. When I started watching them a few months ago, I couldn't, and still can't stop.

@samslash9

5 жыл бұрын

Just you wait.

@classicsmushy1413

5 жыл бұрын

SAME

@samslash9

5 жыл бұрын

I kinda love how its evolved throughout the years. The ups the downs, the goods and the bads. I believe I'm been watching sense 2010.

@robinleigh7141

5 жыл бұрын

@Hiller Zafra Sofia I know. I wish I would have started watching them sooner

@daisylee3626

5 жыл бұрын

Same

The room is actually really stylish. I think I will change my room design and make it look similar to this. Props to you. 👏👏👏👏

@benchristoff7533

5 жыл бұрын

BACK OFF HATERS BACK OFF HATTERS I was the 50th like because I wanted it to be an even number

@brionbogar4566

5 жыл бұрын

@@benchristoff7533 Don't worry i made it even again😁👍

@khawlaalharthi5047

5 жыл бұрын

AMERICA YEAH !!! Thank you fam

Omg this is the best. Ian is hilarious. Courtney can convince anyone to do anything.

That was actually pretty good, if Damien has a kingdom heart one I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT!!!

2:56 Shane learns for the first time how arms work

20:25 Courtney: says she loves ian's more beacuse he wrote a fan flick Nobody: Olivia:I HAVE A FANFIC

Courtney is looking at Ian like, "Now you know how I feel."

You guys have have HAVE to read through the iconically famous “My Immortal” titled Harry Potter fanfic!

“Hold on is this gonna make me look at you differently?” “Yeah probably”

Who else is watching this not knowing anything about Halo... Just me...

@saiyangirl1577

4 жыл бұрын

@Polar Bear You're not alone.

@jacksongemmell6225

4 жыл бұрын

Not at all.

@maropsen

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the squad

@saisrivarshamalladi6138

3 жыл бұрын

Me too😂

@familynine1041

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

Ian is like a cool uncle you knoww he always make his kids happy but also look after them at the same time

3:35 Shayne in costume 3:42 Shayne not in costume

@roasta9013

3 жыл бұрын

Woah that’s pretty crazy ;-;

I'm thoroughly impressed by Ian's naturally comedic imagination. 😀 He's so cute too!

The 50 people who dislikes were jealous of how good Ian’s Fan fic was

i love how ian was like its 1 1 7 to olivia but didnt care that shayne said 343 instead of 3 4 3

Burr: you punched the bursar? Hamilton: **Olivia from **0:27** to **0:31****

shayne fits perfectly into that suit 🤣

The last time I was this early to a video, Bella Thorne was still child friendly.

@gabrieloconnor3012

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@DeeznutztheOG

5 жыл бұрын

Oof don’t remind me

LOVED THIS. Ian you were mad funny and clever as a kid

5:23 _”That’s funny”_ -Olivia Sui 2019

The amount of embarrassing that Ian had is hilarious. Love this!

If you think about it, the ending of Halo1 kinda sounds like the ending of infinity war.

@cdonovan4471

5 жыл бұрын

@David Meza the dude gets stuck in space with a blue robot, after failing to save half the life in the universe, like Iron Man and Nebula after Infinity War.

Man I love when Noah corrects Courtney at 3:48

That part where Damien and Noah start narrator arguing ,was that improv or was it scripted ? I couldnt stop laughing 😂

@DeeznutztheOG

5 жыл бұрын

That was pretty good if written lol

Keiths noises of disapproval are amazing 😂

Damien's face when Keith calls him Master Chef XD

Ian: *cringes* Smosh squad: *enjoys it* Me: “please, Ian, I want another” 🤣

Ian: NO STOP DONT DO THIS- Courtney: welcome to the club Ian: NOOOOOOOOOO

Olivia being supportive of Ian and trying to make him feel better is what I needed today lmao

I remember when it was Ian + Anthony reading THEIR fan fictions...

I don’t play Halo and I think that makes this even funnier 🤣

17:21 “ *MasterChef!* ” *Gordon has left the chat*

When Keith said Master chef instead of Masterchief I swear I've never laughed so hard😂😂😂

I've been watching smosh for 6 years and it gets better and better. I love smosh pit!!

@grunge_advocate

5 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah Sanchez ikrrr

I WANNA SEE THEM ACT OUT MARI'S LORD OF THE FLIES FAN-FIC

Damien's evil laugh is awesome !

As soon as the notification popped up on my phone i watched it right away😂

@melanikonorzevskaja3771

5 жыл бұрын

Me too I was listening to music and I saw that they posted and watched it right away

I love how, the crew is telling ian that the story is good and he is just doubting everything and finding reasons why its bad😂

I would actually throw myself off a bridge if anyone I know read my middle/ high school fanfiction.

That was brilliant and the narrator fight was epic!!!

Ian and courtney’s friendship is so cute 🥺🥺

Rewatching stuff, this was amazing. You could totally another one of Ian's fics (or any fic) and/or a journal entry by Court, would be fun! I miss Smosh Pit Theater 😍🥲

I don’t think those can be called “gay jokes” and there’s literally nothing offensive about them at all. They made it a way bigger deal than it needed to be.

I love that time narrator joke so much, that was cute 💕

Ian:this was from 17 years ago Me:I’m not even 17 yet lol

“youtube didn’t exist” i’m over here like “I DIDNT EXIST!!!!”

I love how adorably uncomfortable Ian is during this! What a talented cutie!

Goodness Ian... THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL

DUDE THAT NARRATOR BIT WAS GENUINELY FUNNY TO ME.

Damien’s Shirt Is The Most Amazing Thing I’ve Ever Seen

@monetization637

4 жыл бұрын

Erin Evergreen what is it

@toontown9329

4 жыл бұрын

Monetization It’s from Kingdom Hearts :)

This is honestly one of the best videos I've seen in youtube in a long time. It's great

This was surprisingly funny! 13 year old Ian had some talent.

I can already see where is going to go. "Now it's time for this is probably a really bad idea but we are doing it anyway episode 4!"

Ian says he knows halo when he thinks Cortnana lives in mc’s head and then says she can be taken out ( Not criticizing it’s still hilarious )

I love how much of a family they are and how comfortable they are with each other you can tell they really love each other 😊😊

It’s great to see that Ian actually has grown as a person since those jokes and he understands why they’re not okay and would never make them now- he’s not just apologizing to stay out of trouble. 😊💖🥰