The amount of drinks between Zach and Miles

@naxp42

26 күн бұрын

And they say they're not bisexual? 🧐

@x3xmikey333

26 күн бұрын

That's me af. There will be like a water, a seltzer, caffeine, and something else (prob alcohol lol) near me sometimes. 😅

@heatherkalman9668

26 күн бұрын

​@@naxp42I saw this comment and they're both sitting with their feet on the chairs too....!!

@SoftBakedPretzel

26 күн бұрын

Looks like my bedside table

@pickles2791

26 күн бұрын

@@x3xmikey333 same I pretty much always have water, tea (hot &/or cold) and maybe ginger ale. And a lil snacky snack

zach: i was a terrible child miles: weren’t you like, clinically depressed and anxious?

@chinglebingle8243

26 күн бұрын

That makes for a terrible child

why do miles and zach seemingly have SEVEN drinks….

@stephearley3141

26 күн бұрын

I can't believe that was never brought up 😂

@S_J_banana

26 күн бұрын

they are thirsty boys

@hp6964

25 күн бұрын

A lot of people see to do it but they also could be filming multiple pods at once. As long as not all of them are opened at once I don’t care at my house lol. Half drank drinks drove me insane as a kid

@elliottsalibi

23 күн бұрын

sometimes you have to spilt 3 and a half drinks with your bud on the pod.

@Malignight

20 күн бұрын

Drink goblins

Immediately clipping “I’m not equipped to be of service to anyone”

@monicasmm

26 күн бұрын

Add that to the soundboard

New Kieth’s dad lore unlocked Can we get him on the pod? Plog to Kieth’s dad’s house???

@aleks-33

26 күн бұрын

Plog in Tennessee 😂 (omg are his parents still there?!)

@taylewis8235

25 күн бұрын

I think his parents may be in Chicago? Because they moved there Keith's seniors.

@aleks-33

25 күн бұрын

@@taylewis8235 phhhh that sounds more like it, yes.

@clarawebster02468

24 күн бұрын

and miles!!!!!

@lilyfreem

18 күн бұрын

I want Keith and miles dads to meet so bad dude lol

Media Studies PhD student here! Zach is right! Limiting screen time isn't as effective is helping childhood development as being mindful of your child watching "good" stuff and actively watching TV with your kids and talking about the show is one of the best ways for children to interact with screens and develop critical thinking skills. All that said, iPads and phones are destroying our eye health.

@zerocraic3966

25 күн бұрын

I did behavioral econ and am surprised to hear its just content bc when they introduced tv to South Africa in the 70s the reactions werent the same as when it came to american homes in the 50s. I thought it was the instant gratification loop that media consumption allows more than the content… but I guess that is for the issue i was studying which was violence/impulsivity. IIRC it was in response to the violent video games is making kids violent. And they found that kids who play “non violent” video games w equal control/intensity were equally impulsive. The mini devices are a whole separate evil im sure. I can feel myself getting dumber the more years I spend w a personal device

Rainie explaining Y/N to the group is everything

The amount of drinks on the side table 😂 I think we need a “what we’re drinking” segment

2 Spindrifts, 2 hot bevi's, 2 LaCroix What is going on? How are your bladders, boys?

@KatPadmore

26 күн бұрын

Drink for warm/caffeine, drink for hydration/water, fun drink to stop you jumping off a cliff... It's a patented formula

@whereyoubean

25 күн бұрын

Maybe they have 2 or more podcast after this haha

@TM.BECK14

23 күн бұрын

​@@whereyoubeanZach talks often about how he regularly has 3+ drinks on hand

The mental image of Keith coaching Zach on how to play the trumpet while they’re both high af is so great 😂

Only learning how to play How to Save a Life feels so Miles coded 😂 Embarrassing things Zach said is a hilarious TryPod segment. Can we have this for the other guys too?

I adore the thought of Keith browsing around Target with the Halloween skeleton in the child seat of the cart

I feel like Zach describing what he was like as a child explains so much lol

rainie is doing to zach what miles does to geoff on the headgum podcast and i’m loving it. true chaotic siblings

@Margar02

13 күн бұрын

Perfect Person 🤣 Headgum is the podcast network name. But that does raise a point that, when you listen to Perfect Person, the first sound you hear is "This is a Head gum podcast!" Then the music, then Miles talks about random shit, and you don't hear the actual name of the Podcast You're Listening To until who knows how long!

@katiex3171

13 күн бұрын

@@Margar02 no, i meant the headgum podcast (as in, geoff’s podcast)? whenever miles goes on he brings interview clips and embarrassing things from geoff’s life. the same way rainie was bringing up embarrassing zach clips.

Pitching down Miles's theme song was a genius editing move

Fanfics about real people make me sort of uncomfortable because of situations like this where the real people run across them lol.

@oceandelver

23 күн бұрын

to be fair it's a bit hard to run across them when they're on specific platforms like ao3 or wattpad. u have to search it to see it

You guys talking about trying to engage kids with other activities so they don’t look at their phones is the current struggle of every single teacher in the universe

Me actively folding laundry while watching this pod, glad to know the guys also have iPad baby tendencies 😂

Quote of the Day: “I’m sorry, Zach, sorry boss.”

“why are their voices so slow and stupid” me when i watch back my own youtube videos while editing lmaoo

The spelling of "Cornfeld" in comic sans during the advice theme song absolutely SENT ME

To Jonathan and Rainie- The edit on the advice that'll go for miles intro had me scream laughing so loud that my neighbor's did a wellness check on me. Comedy gold right there

I love how Miles and Rainie go out of their way to roasted/embarrassed Zach and he loves it

Rainie is absolutely killing it lately

@gretl01

24 күн бұрын

She is! This is absolutely prime content. Best use of random impulses...

Miles learning The Fray songs makes so much sense given his Grays Anatomy obsession.

New segment idea: Try Guys out of context😂

My 2 1/2 year old eats apples barbarian style on a regular if he can reach then. We've had to put them out of reach because it was becoming a problem finding mostly eaten apples all over the place.

@torithibs

26 күн бұрын

Hahaha that’s so funny

@mossman15

26 күн бұрын

I nannied a 2-3 yr old who did the same thing, lmao. no apple was safe

@TM.BECK14

23 күн бұрын

We buy bags of mini apples for my toddler and one time they got into it and I came into the kitchen to find 10 apples on the table with one little bite each 😅😅😅

"Zack Cornfeld?" 52:40

*Miles having a profound conversation about the future of AI and the internet* And then Rainie: "OMG Beyonce!" 💀 40:40 look at Miles' face 💀

zach, as someone with adhd,, every podcast screams adhd more and I'm so here for it

topic for beginning of the next pod: what’s up with the 12 drinks between zach and miles we’re gonna need a deep dive analysis on each beverage and its origin and purpose on this day

YES! I love KZreadrs learning how crazy their fans are.

Why did we not address Miles and Zach having 7 beverages between the two of them

Zach, your father must Really love you. Keith's dad is so fascinating, would love to see him in a video( s)

@QuietScoutYP

26 күн бұрын

He’s been in videos before though?

The high trumpet lessons are the cutest thing 🥲

that first segment was so hilarious 😂 It's hearing the stories of people when they were kids that make me realize how lenient my parents were. Was making the bed never a thing for anyone else? I still don't make my bed as a grown person, and I've always found it a strange custom.

@CottonCandySharks

6 күн бұрын

I never had to make the bed or clean my room, since that was my space to do with what I wanted. The shared spaces had to be clean and I got to deal with the consequences of not finding my stuff if it was too messy in my room, but overall it worked well and no one had to stress.

@LoveCrumb

6 күн бұрын

@@CottonCandySharks Yeah, same. I think it made life much easier for my parents to not have the added worry of how our rooms looked. And it kinda had a reverse-psychology effect, because I remember my sister and I kept our rooms quite clean and tidy because WE wanted to. It was the same when I got an 11pm curfew when I was 15- I never pushed it or had any fights with my parents about a curfew because it felt like 11pm was really generous to begin with.

@angietoonz6605

5 күн бұрын

my mom never cared. I never understood why parents cared if your bed was made or your room was messy. Obviously if my cousin was staying over or i had a sleepover, i'd have to clean it but even then, it just needed to be presentable enough.

@LoveCrumb

5 күн бұрын

@@angietoonz6605 Like I absolutely get it from a hygiene level, or in the situation you described, but when it's just for the sake of daily appearance, it was never a thing for me. My sister and I are very clean and fairly tidy in our adulthood, so it didn't seem to negatively affect us!

Zachs reliance on always listening to something is SO ACCURATE lmao putting the phone against the wall to get the bounceback sound in the shower!!! But i listen at regular speed because I have 1hr commute both ways to work, gotta savor that shit

every time the Advice for Miles segment happens i always laugh at the editing for the theme song and this one is no exception, i'm dying at the altered vocals 😭😂

a fellow suzuki method child?? everything i learn about miles makes me love him more

I'm sorry, Zach has said some truly insane and unsupported shit on the podcast, but for him to assert that the NBC Thursday Night lineup of the late 2000s WASN'T SUCCESSFUL is just bonkers beyond belief. NBC literally dominated the Thursday night slot for nearly 4 straight decades, and that only ended once The Office, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, and Scrubs all ended because they were too beloved to find adequate replacements.

@geraldineyorarou2221

26 күн бұрын

Oh but he didn't like it so he forced a narrative around his thoughts........

@jkonn

26 күн бұрын

Jesus, thank you! I hadn't scrolled into the comments until he said that...those shows did so incredibly well!! They never needed Netflix to be successful.

@zerocraic3966

26 күн бұрын

Im pretty sure he’s talking about its popularity among people his age/cultural impact in real time. Im zachs age and can attest nobody in highschool was really watching/talking about it. 30 rock was only gaining traction among my age group by its 4th/5th season. Kids between 14-24 arent looking at ratings and arent watching the emmy’s. I remember feeling the same as zach. Nobody wanted was discussing these shows in high school hallways or really college dorms in their peaks. It was a lot of lost, the hills/reality stuff, maybe a little modern family? But P&R/30Rock/the office didnt turn into common discussion points til i graduated and was in the workforce in that 2011-2013 period and i think the explosion of KZread/ Netflix to watch it, and stumble upon/reddit/memes to circulate the jokes, actually made it common culture People seem to forget how quickly things came in and out between 2006-now. Zach and i are the same age down to the month and iphones started right at the end of highschool and spotify hit us like 2 years later, imessage and the concept of dm”ing jokes was a year or two after that. Saying teenagers weren’t discussing workplace comedies when we were 15/16 is completely true…

@geraldineyorarou2221

26 күн бұрын

@@zerocraic3966 nobody reading that paragraph chief

@kevinlohmann3185

26 күн бұрын

@@zerocraic3966 I mean, I'm also right in that same age, not quite as close to Zach as you, but plenty of kids in my high school were definitely talking about these shows. Grew up in a very working class house and neighborhood, went to a large public school in a modest neighborhood, and these shows were super popular. There was definitely also the Lost, The Hills, Sopranos, all that talk. But NBC Thursday Night comedy was up there with all of that.

I have kids that live in my apartment complex and any time they’re screaming outside or at the pool all I think is “at least they’re outside having fun instead of on their phone”

Keith describing "here's a screen I actively hate" reminds me of how I went through these phases of watching Game Show Network and The Weather Channel as a kid. The commercials were absolutely not for me, so I experienced: "Okay, so this lady in yoga clothes is talking about protecting herself while staying active... and there's blue liquid falling onto a towel shaped like an 8???" "That lady lost weight, but it's cringe that she's saying 'I feel sexy' like that's gross just go back to Lingo so I can feel smarter than the grownups who don't know words." "I have no idea why this man needs the see-Alice medicine but I guess he and his wife seem pretty happy about it."

the montages during the theme song are always so funny

OHHHHOHOHOO I saw this title and immediately went OH HELL YEAH while cackling

TRY GUYS FAN FIC IS ALWAYS S-TIER CONTENT

“There’s a screen I hate!” Is so funny

I have to say, I am loving all the pods with miles! Love to you all ❤

Justice for Rollie Pollie Ollie!

@torithibs

26 күн бұрын

My absolute favorite as a child

zach and raine both have ADHD, thought this for years, but zach talking about all the things he listens to and on fast speed is textbook ADHD, get the boy tested - from a late diagnosed ADHDer

@zerocraic3966

26 күн бұрын

Really? I have adhd and the idea of speeding things up sounds horrible its hard enough to understand people’s aural information as it is. Its what has put me off of so many short formats like tiktok/reels. The 10000 miles per hour at which people go “gerrreadtwmewhileidomymakeupsoihewas” nothing entertaining or relaxing about it. I love reels of music clips or quick recipes w no talking but the idea of someone just flying a billion words an hour at me is personal hell :)

@QuietScoutYP

26 күн бұрын

It’s a bit strange to just say that a real person definitely has ADHD when you don’t know them in person 😅 Everyone thinks everything is ADHD on the internet it seems 🤷

@wormie1312

26 күн бұрын

@@zerocraic3966In my experience a lot of us either love speeding things up or absolutely cannot stand it, no in between. The Duality of ADHD

@LightningLauriee

25 күн бұрын

I thought the same, esp feeling the need for constant stimuli/noise (phone in the shower, podcasts, fast speed) are all things I do as someone with adhd

i watch every video now in 2x times speed and its exactly what zach said 1x timed speed feels so slow

6:30 - Not only was my screen-time *not* limited... but as soon as I could read, I was actively encouraged to use the computer as much as I wanted (granted, this was in like 1995 and we didn't have internet). My dad is a huge nerd and thankfully passed that interest down to me haha. I'm a software engineer now, so I guess it worked out 🤣🤣

I really relate to miles advice today. I basically buy a pack of dumplings every week from H-Mart. It is literally my crack and I consider it both a snack and a meal.

it's not often content gets more than a sharp exhale from me these days but this episode had me laughing out loud start to end. also i watched this on 1.5x lmao but i have ADHD

My kids yell "MOM CAN I GET AN APPLE CUT UP WITH SALT" So, times haven't changed much. 🤣🤣

Honestly, after a certain point in my childhood I realized that if I served myself ice cream I’d get more than if I asked for help.

They were so right about big bang and 2 and half men - I’m only 23 but we watching that as literal children too

I felt similarly about screen time, but now I’m a pregnant SAHM with a toddler and it is so relieving. I owe ms Rachel my sanity and I have no shame 🙃

I really enjoyed hearing you guys talk about screen time and then music! Really good segments on this episode! Thank you guys :)

To be fair, I was introduced to Olivia Wilde through The OC too. I remember thinking she was 10x cooler than any of the other "cool kids" in the show.

I want more clips of random things they said in old videos out of context lol

Zach, season 2 of the office has millions of viewers per episode 😂

@zerocraic3966

25 күн бұрын

Not among high schoolers. I feel what zachs saying about going to school and nobody watching it. Were the same age and except a single teacher who people thought was a little cringe, nobody was watching the office in that social setting. My friends didn’t get into them until college and I didn’t watch the first couple of seasons of 30 rock/the office til it came to Netflix

As a fanfic snob I need Rainie to enter the AO3 world and leave wattpad behind

You guys are the media I play while I do chores and parent all day!

Zach’s crisis monologue had me dying laughing 🤣🤣

I think Miles is actually talking about Crunch and Munch. That was caramel and had peanut cluster and was FAR superior to Crackerjacks which are ✨trash ✨

I watched this on my tv but pulled it up on my phone just so I could comment about how amazing the edit during miles’ theme song is

I love my steamer basket. A friend gave me steamer basket liners that are made-to-size so I don't have to cut out parchment paper anymore. Game changer.

SERIOUS QUESTION: ZACH, YOU HELPED IN MAKING TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN????

Zach you can get a little waterproof bluetooth speaker so you don't have to put your phone in the shower 🥰

Miles just really gives off Amir blumenfeld energy sometimes especially in the advice segments

I love that Miles still comes back for the Trypods after he left. What a supportive team ❤

the editing during miles nation is perfect

OMG yes! I finally have validation. I watch all my youtube videos and podcasts at 1.5-1.75x speed.

I know some streamers do bio breaks, water reminders, quiet minutes, etc. so that everyone can reset together.

HAHAHAH RAINIE!!! I’m dying at you completely misspelling Zach’s name 😂😂 the amount of Zach bashing in the episode is off the charts 😭😂

i cant wait for zach to react to these old videos once he has a kid. thats the content I want.

This episode was perfection 👌

In memoriam of Ronald 😞 I loved that crass lil guy

I love Rainie roasting Zach via past clips 😂

Zach fidgeting with toys the first half of the video a la ADHD - is anyone surprised he listens to recordings at 1.5 speed? Noooo!! Cause that's ADHD GOLD right there! And yeah - y'all talk too slow!

I had to "earn" my screentime with activity~ for example, if my brother and I played outside for an hour we could then play video games for an hour!

The office BLEW UP season 3 what are you guys on theu were included in the first Ipod Video

Hahahah. The timing that I literally was listening and said in my head “Did Miles just sing vulva, vulva, vulva??” And two seconds later Zach asks that out loud… hilarious.

This is such a underrated podcast. This needs at least 800k views each episode

Rainie knew the exact card to pull to end the podcast.. I was CRYING

When miles was imitating jujus scream it went to an ad 😂 he was just like “Arby’s two for 5”

Love this podcast 🎉

As a speech therapist: DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN UNDER 2 HAVE *ANY* SCREEN TIME!!!!

@Ayeebeckyy

26 күн бұрын

I’ve never heard this from a ST pov before. Do you have any articles that explain why? We were taught it’s WHAT they’re watching not how long they’re watching

@mossman15

26 күн бұрын

fascinated to know how this affects speech

@shllybkwrm

25 күн бұрын

I'm also so curious about this??

@zerocraic3966

25 күн бұрын

I guess we’ll see. I definitely had screen time before 2 in the 90s, my son did too hes now 3.5. We are both bilingual so its an opportunity for him to see both languages in speech from someone other than me. Single moms w small/no support systems trying to teach languages especially im sure get it. I was a behavioral econ specialist in college and it was pretty well established that its not the screen or even content but the instant gratification loop it provides that causes behavioral issues. Meaning, having control over immediately having whatever stimuli you want. If we have x time for x show and its finite, theres no evidence to support that those children are affected equally to those who have their own gaming consuls, tablets, etc which they have free rein over. miles’ parents i think had the right idea. I learned so so much from watching tv as did my toddler. His speech and range of vocabulary is surprising even to me sometimes and that is in part bc he watches tv. Theres a huge difference between regular kids like him versus kids whose parents allow them to dictate their own amount and variety of media who like, scream and cry when tv is taken away. We were horrified by kids like that growing up and its pretty avoidable if youre… like parenting

@gracel9080

25 күн бұрын

@@AyeebeckyyIt's both. Both the American hearing and speech association and CDC reccomend no screen time under 2. 30 min-1 hour of EDUCATIONAL screen time per WEEK for children over 2. Excessive screen time has been repeatedly linked to expressive language delays

"It's crazy, the Internet. Period." 🤣

listening to this at double speed baby!!

look... what happens on Wattpad is supposed to *stay* on Wattpad, lol but also, The Fic List podcast X TryPod collab when? 👀

@theficlist

26 күн бұрын

let us explain the terminology to you LOL

Real Mature Ep. 1 - Falling in Love as a Grown-Up is the name of the Buzzfeed vid that the Zach quotes are from 🙃

“Imagine teleporting during sex” - Zach you gotta read the Crescent City Series

@Palmettosun803

26 күн бұрын

I was literally thinking this! "Bryce and Hunt know what that feels like 😂"

In college my entire dorm floor came together to watch the Parks & Rec finale 😅 I’m sorry you had to go through that Zach

See I was told to sit on the steps bc if I went to my room I would just play and it “wasn’t a punishment”

My mom used to send my brother and I to the store on our own to do the house grocery shopping. We were like 8 & 9. We would bring our red wagon and walk to Petrini's and buy like $75 worth of groceries every other week.

The real person fics i used to read were of Japanese Rock musicians so I never had any fear or moral qualm about them finding it or knowing it existed. Things have changed a lot since thise days 😂😅😅😅

Ok love the convo about Beyoncé. I know Eugene doesn’t like podcasting but I would LIVE for his thoughts on Renaissance and Cowboy Carter.

im never this early to a podcast episode and i made frozen dumplings before this and ate them while watching ...

this was the best rollercoaster ever