Zane is really the type of person to go to the gas station and forget to get gas...

@piratesageviazard1

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve...sadly done that before...

@supernatural5844

4 жыл бұрын

He forgot that he got gas and tried to take the ⛽ pump with him, he talks about on the podcast.

@SusanaSilva-dw8zj

4 жыл бұрын

I went on a road trip, stop in a bakery to pick up some bread, eat a croissant and forget the fucking bread lmao

@nicolelipsky9382

4 жыл бұрын

@@SusanaSilva-dw8zj that's not your fault. Croissants are delicious.

@SusanaSilva-dw8zj

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicolelipsky9382 truee

Never thought i'd see the day that Zane decided to post again

@kathiaangel448

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriela Verduzco must be running low on cash just like his gas tank 😂💕

@milespreston-clark2764

4 жыл бұрын

@@kathiaangel448 Lmao I was just about to say this is just a ten minute ad cuz he probably needs some cash

@dshawnsua9829

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly same lmao

@shootsument1593

4 жыл бұрын

Me either babe

@nataliehui6356

4 жыл бұрын

@@kathiaangel448 or maybe he became broke after paying for his gas

Zane: looks like an arab on the outside but the inside is really just a blond la girl who always got everything from daddy and now has to survive on his own... "I never did this before"

@ranao7219

4 жыл бұрын

omg yes

@para-yw9dn

4 жыл бұрын

FRRR

@llamacebu216

4 жыл бұрын

*florida girl

@rigo3837

4 жыл бұрын

Nah more like a cool black aunt cause he always say baby

@joeybucko7590

4 жыл бұрын

emily so true

Spending a day hanging out with Zane would be a day filled with laughter and confusion

Zanes the type of guy who’s pin code would be something like 1234😂

@heyitztokyo9618

4 жыл бұрын

Blake don’t expose my baby like that

@Dacyy98

4 жыл бұрын

and he would say hey what's my pin? 🤣🤣

@JustYouKnowYea

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s more like 1111

@alysamoon9234

4 жыл бұрын

dont be fucking rude...... its 4321

@Nikkifitzz

4 жыл бұрын

Game Changer that’s my boyfriends lmaoooo

Heath: "Jacques Cousteau... how do you spell that?" Zane: "Jock Custow" LMAOOO

@JuanaRanaa

4 жыл бұрын

Jaquez coustow 😭

@janelle2890

4 жыл бұрын

My grandpa scuba dived with him

@alagator809

4 жыл бұрын

Gabby S I had jaq cousteau son come to my class and my history teacher worked with jaque Cousteau, my teacher told a funny story of how he was on a ship with the whole french team he didn’t speak French and a shark came on the ship, where they did the diving off and on and driving with the sharks so like cage area and he didnt know it and he was backing up and almost was fish food! Literally the french men began talking in french he didnt know what they were saying until one of them screams ahhhhh, shark he turns around a 15 feet great white chilling in the ship! Lol that must have been fun!

@littlebird7590

4 жыл бұрын

The stupidity is oozing out the screen

@domenickwilson7101

4 жыл бұрын

@@janelle2890 sick

“Ja -quez Cow - Sti - Aye - U” I should of known.

@kkymbb

4 жыл бұрын

Kayla LMAO

@rheajewan8705

4 жыл бұрын

This killed me

@april5402

4 жыл бұрын

and that’s on Beluga Whales

Heath: “imagine me with a baby” Zane: “that be very cute” Heath: “I can see it” 🥺

@NicoleAltDelete

4 жыл бұрын

Kimberly Sim mariahs just at home like “bitch don’t get me excited” 🤣

@alexadamson1633

4 жыл бұрын

Nicole i’m so ready for that tbh

@jasper9160

3 жыл бұрын

honestly i would star crying cause i’ve been a fan of heaths since vine, so to go from watching him from vine and then him becoming a parent would be so emotional

Zane can literally post anything and I’d watch it. He’s so entertaining and he doesn’t even realize it

@latiflkafg8742

4 жыл бұрын

I think I have seen this said by someone else before

@linamartinez8001

4 жыл бұрын

Latif Lk AfG probably cause it’s true he doesn’t realize how much we love and appreciate his content

@jimmycmartinez

4 жыл бұрын

I agree!! I’m obsessed already😅😅😅

@kc4860

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

zane is still so relatable with all his money. Like what man lets their lamborghini run out of gas??

@brittanybeard42

4 жыл бұрын

tatii starr and covered in like an inch of dirt lmao

@LazarJaksic

4 жыл бұрын

Ye that's so relatable.

@pansy3636

4 жыл бұрын

yeah i let my 500.000$ car run out of gas all the time

Zane: “we’re gonna cut to a quick commmercial break” KZread: cuts to an AD Me: 👀👀

@supernatural5844

4 жыл бұрын

I think you can decide when the ads pop up

@ssp07

4 жыл бұрын

It's up to the creator where to place the ad

@joshuamelwinlazarus6113

4 жыл бұрын

uh cute

@vanessarene8747

4 жыл бұрын

Lucy García ayy no cap that happened to me to bro. coronavirus ad. 🦠🤔👀

@lucygarcia4019

4 жыл бұрын

Vanessa Rene it tripped me out lmao

Zane and Heath are the original “share one brain cell” and you can’t change my mind

@joudfarhat2161

4 жыл бұрын

Marianna Flores and Matt

@rockinrobin222

4 жыл бұрын

I see no lies

“If I got 5 cars, that’s 5 bedrooms right there”😂😂😂😂 Heath needs to stop

His drunk ass found his KZread password again

@nofakslive

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂😂

@lolodeguia3710

4 жыл бұрын

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

@anthonycaudron1015

4 жыл бұрын

Diah’s fun channel De Guia; Thanks 10 year old! Keep those fingers up :)

@Blake-hj2nd

4 жыл бұрын

Diah’s fun channel De Guia 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

@lolodeguia3710

4 жыл бұрын

Blake bitch you can’t kill me

“i know i’ll be a good dad... once the kid turns like 6” 😩 ZANE

Nobody : Zane : “I hAvE GoTtEn sTuPiDeR” 🤣

@acro1rwtsssgooo309

4 жыл бұрын

Giovanna Fransesca not funny

@GioFransesca

4 жыл бұрын

Ivan Duran so?

“My electrons has been fluttered out” literally had me laughing for five minutes

"we've had a creative break, you know what that means?" "yeah a creative block" 😂

Zane is that type of person whose tank is on “E” but says “I know my car” lol

My first thought: Zane posted? He’s a perfectionist, he doesn’t just throw out content, something big must have happened. Reality: Zane posts a normal vlog. After thought: *in Zane/Heath voice* Baby, I just spent 10 minutes watching a vlog, and I’m not mad at it. Why he be overthinking everything? Baby you know we just wanna see you 💕

@staceyrhoades4788

4 жыл бұрын

TJ Baker YESSSSSSS

@kakunkkakunk33

4 жыл бұрын

I really did read that whole last part in their voice!

The whole entire time I was wondering why the hell does Jacque Cousteau sound so familiar....turns out Phoebe Buffay loves him 😂😂

@najmomohamed188

4 жыл бұрын

MM 01 thank you I was tripping out thinking of where I knew the name from 😂😂

@samanthawilliams202

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@melsltr9126

4 жыл бұрын

Me too! 😂 "I'm sorry phoebe but I think Jacque Cousteau is dead"

Zane swears this is trash but i havent laughed this hard in a while💀

*i just wanna know what’s been happening with the hair implants like...weren’t you not suppose to wear a hat and also what does your hair look like now?*

i still love and appreciate this content so much. you don’t even have to try to be funny, you’re both just naturally hilarious people. slap that shit in a video and i’ll watch it all day. love u keep it up

8:13 “she’s necia dudeee”😆

@vliciouss

4 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean ? 😭 someone told me it means grumpy but that didn’t make sense.

@carlahernandez5509

4 жыл бұрын

v necia is like foolish no where close to grumpy😭

@Tacyization

4 жыл бұрын

Necia= stubborn

@lopeznayeli69

4 жыл бұрын

Carla Hernandez no where near grumpy either lol. It means stubborn

@jerrybrianhernandez7232

4 жыл бұрын

You have to watch Adamrayokay on TikTok to get the reference he’s making lol

"lets just think she's full of gas" "yeah yeah just pretend" *as the lambo is about to die* ... me with all my problems

“if I got 5 cars baby that’s 5 rooms right there”- Heath 2020

why is zane never driving his own car 😂

Wow welcome to KZread, zane. We’re always happy to welcome new creators!

These dudes made an entire blog at a gas station lmfao I’m here for it 😂

I love how they think that turning the AC off will save gas

Zane got me dead 💀 when he said “she’s necia dude” 😂

They can do the same thing every video and I will still laugh my ass off😭😂 Edit: wowowow 50 likes lmaooo 😃😂❤️

"Jackwez Koustiau" who else was reminded of the pronunciation vines?

@antoniacosta6221

4 жыл бұрын

I immediately thought of those vines and the substitute teacher sketch from key and peele

the "clean me" in the background the whole time they're driving back

“I like marine biology and that’s on Jaqu Custo” lmao

This video definitely gives me old zane and heath vibes (2016-2017) 😂

Last time i was this early Zane hadn’t posted

Zanes back window: “clean me” Zane: only cleans the windscreen

“and das on coffee beans”

“i mean if i got 5 cars that’s 5 bedrooms right there”

we also miss Hidaya!

can’t believe zane and heath were the ones that taught me actually how to pump gas instead on my parents 😂😂

Zane’s channel is like his child. If Zane had a kid, he’d forget the kid exists just like he did with his channel. Heath would be an great dad. Especially to a daughter. I can imagine that. Mariah and Heath would have adorable, attractive kids I’m not gonna lie. No tea, no shade towards Zane, but you all know I’m right.

@nwestye

4 жыл бұрын

Nicole Brodsky wut

Zane and Heath have the same vibe as my friend and I at 3am during a sleepover Btw we're 14 year old girls

No one: Not a single soul: Zane: *forgets to fill the gas tank* Car: you are out of gas Heath: ZANE!!!

@3b00d321

4 жыл бұрын

CEO of writing the conversation for no reason

@ariywaves216

4 жыл бұрын

Abdullah hahaha lmao

When Zayn said “shes necia dudeee” I LOST it HAHAH Rosa teaching him Spanish 😂😂

“And thats on coffee bean” I WILL BE SAYING THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE 🤩

Zane says he wouldn't drop a baby. Bro, he's alway dropping himself lol

that baby's smile in the thumbnaill tho 😂😂

@reinaleyva2069

4 жыл бұрын

Helen Levoni 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@faithharvey4070

4 жыл бұрын

💀😂

Zane and heath are my last two brains cells trying to do math 😂

Zane: she’s necia dude 😂😂😂

Hearing your voice makes me so happy! Love y'all!

Idk about anyone else but i love watching people having fun

“I see you dropping your baby” “yeah dropping it off to a NANNY” LMAO

no one: literally no one: not a single soul: Zane: shes NESSIE-yuh dOOOde

@sparty54

4 жыл бұрын

_sailorg00n people still use this retarded ass comment?

@JGFV1117

4 жыл бұрын

@@sparty54 You alright? Her comment upset you that much? 😴

@ultrabigfella

4 жыл бұрын

@@JGFV1117 never got the mindset of someone saying something stupid as Hell and then someone pointing it out and then another person going "awww is someone upset" like that defys everything. These stupid ass comments need to stop.

@JGFV1117

4 жыл бұрын

@@ultrabigfella chill out 😂 this is fucking KZread. who gives a fuck

@ultrabigfella

4 жыл бұрын

@@JGFV1117 over an 8th of the worlds population uses KZread, official government companies use it, and many people receive their only income from it....fuck you mean it's "just KZread."

*Zane uploads* Me: wow didn’t know it did that

“It’s how Mariah tells me she’s pregnant, I come home and there’s a baby on board sticker on my truck”🤣

@alexadamson1633

4 жыл бұрын

that would be amazing omg

This gave me such old zane and heath vibes but with new and improved versions of you guys!! So proud of yall!!!

i need more consistent zane and heath content y’all are my favorite part of the vlog squad 🥺

ITS A HOLIDAY ONLY ZANE WOULD FINALLY UPLOAD ON LEAP DAY😂❤️

this video should be titled “getting gas with zane and heath”

Zane lost all of his electron - lites. Now he's ionized with a positive charge. David will love it when he helps recharge the Tesla twice as fast.

I used to never enjoy zane or heaths videos but something about them now really hits I love seeing ur lives lived and hearing about it from the podcast! Ur doing great baby keep it up

“a lot of people would be scared” mhm a lot of people and i’ll name ‘em

Zane, I LOVE your Vlogs. Even if it’s just you driving in the car with Matt or heath or whatever, the content is always 👏🏼

“You would drop your baby” 💀💀😂

i LOVE these types of videos! It's coffee talk baby!!

MY WHOLE MOUTH DROPPED And then I realized

His profile pic looks like the “don’t be shy put some more” meme

Love this video! So proud of you guys for doing what feels right for you artistically. I love seeing you guys interact it’s such comedic relief, I missed your videos 💛

new year already lookin up 😩😩 ZANE IS BACK BABY

come through zane!!

“If I got 5 cars that’s 5 bedrooms right there” God damit heath u kill me😂

Glad zane is back

Zane, please post more often! I love your content. You may think your footage isn’t great but I promise your supporters would love it. ❤️ keep going, baby!

I missed Coffee Talk baby!!!

Zane: ( rosa voice ) she’s ne-SI-aH dude

Literally love yall

I MISSED THESE KIND OF VIDEOS THANK YOU

When they were doing the sponsor part who else was wondering who’s legs those were in the background sitting next to todd😜👀

@mbnks04

4 жыл бұрын

I think it was Matt's gf

@emmaz3505

4 жыл бұрын

Someone who was at the house just chilling 😂

@marcyramirez5520

4 жыл бұрын

Emma Z obviously but I was just wondering whose legs they were that all

@kirikothesmug3028

4 жыл бұрын

i was wondering why is a leg waving at me from the background

@marcyramirez5520

4 жыл бұрын

kiriko the smug right🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

No one: Nobody: Every comment: “Don’t lie who clicked fast and went to comments”

@maddiej7683

4 жыл бұрын

Pin Head I know!

@clementine2234

4 жыл бұрын

If its every comment, then it's not really "no one: " more like "everyone:"

@QueenJess2k05

4 жыл бұрын

YURI then ignore it.

@hayfaakintola6268

4 жыл бұрын

Pin Head I did

More of these please it’s like old school vlogs

6 months later and the coffee is still not out!! This coffee better be bomb asf. I already know it’s gonna be.

Does somebody else find super cute how they shout to people they love them. Like im totally that girl who said she would crash.

8:30 Mariah, if you see this comment, please let that be exactly how you tell Heath that you’re pregnant 🤰🏻😁🥰

These kind of videos r honestly ur best

This video was so simple and so good at the same time. Ive been hearing the podcast and i feel like i see a even more funnier and good side from you two keep it coming ❤️❤️

"and that's on financial advisor"

I love how he cleaned the windshield, but not the rear window. You can see “clean me” written on it.

Yes! My favorite type of vlog

Zane is baaack and im here for it 🙌❤️

Yassssssss, love this duo!!!!!!

Wait did you just say "She's necia, dude" 8:20 okaaaayy Zane getting a little Mexi on me 😍 we stan a bilingual king lol

@selenamendez515

4 жыл бұрын

Datalie Dobrik he’s copying Rosa from tiktok 😂

This is what we need!!

I've missed the just zane and heath videos so much and didn't know it till now !

No one: Literally no one: Zane: “she’s necia dude”

When the gas in the tank is the same as Zane's videos. Gone 🤭😂🤭

KEEP POSTING !!!!!! DONT STOP!!!!!!!!!

I love those Zane and Heath vlogs