Nice to see flav in his lab coat today, he was really giving off science teacher vibes with that wacky watch too

@samsadler-mills8691

25 күн бұрын

Looks like he'd be an extra behind Hammond on Brainiac

@nbrown_

25 күн бұрын

@@samsadler-mills8691 surely big laugh award

@joshuawendel-jones5784

25 күн бұрын

I'm always wondering about the kids watch

@elliottalter7937

24 күн бұрын

Doctor Tottenham

11:04 flav talking about what jadon sancho needs to ‘suxcel’ is maybe the greatest frankensteinian combination of words ive ever heard. i think we mightve transcended samisms with that one. even the little pause afterwards, as if he knows something is wrong, but cant quite put his finger on it. top notch.

This Flav guy is pretty good. Should have him on more often

My best mate goes to the same gym as Southgate in harrogate. Its £114.50/month. The only detail I cared about when he told me, was the 50p. Were they worried £114 wasn't enough but £115 was taking the mick?

@BasicPrinciplesGTA

24 күн бұрын

That's peculiar. I would expect Gareth to have a state of the art gym at his house

@Sammmgill

12 күн бұрын

Gareth the type of guy to pay the extra 50p

Highlight for me was Flav’s “Kenny is the most famous Dalglish in football”

John Terry sits on the front of the bus and has very strong opinions on who should be sitting at the back

@scottrichmond1738

25 күн бұрын

JT makes the seating plan.

@MrSchwabentier

23 күн бұрын

Only white people if it’s Terrys bus

@freddie4613

22 күн бұрын

Terry gets picked up from Wayne Bridge's house

Flav was secretly just sitting there every Saturday afternoon hoping to see a chicken balance on a ball

I live for the rare occurrence of a chicken update

I remember when Flav genuinely thought Bissouma was one of the best DM in the league after 3 good games 😂

@robertdenton3617

23 күн бұрын

He did get Malaria like

Flav is like a seasoned underground chicken guru from a guy Richie film who’s put his all into the chicken game but been burnt too many times. Eventually a distant family member (probably played by Jason Statham) gets into bed with the mob and reaches out to Flav, reluctantly forcing him out of retirement and back into the chicken game, taking Jase under his wing to pay off the debts. Flav goes on a spiritual journey and rediscovers his love for the game before being stabbed in the back and pecked to death by his own Hermaphrodite chickens who he has loved as his own sons/daughters (not sure?). Jase then goes on a chicken based rampage taking down the mob, seeking vengeance for Flavs death. The twist comes upon realising Flav and Jason Statham are one entity and the trauma behind Flavs mentor being murdered what was took him out the game in the first place, the film ends when Jase is contacted by Flav to be taught the ropes of the game, thus continuing the never ending cycle.

Luis Suarez is continually swapping seats on the bus to hide the fact he’s been chewing lumps out of the cushions and eating the foamy goodness inside! 🧛‍♂️

"succel" a wonderful hybrid of success and excel from flav there

Favourite football joke that comes around every summer and January is always “Harry Kane has been spotted licking the transfer window”

Why’s flav always have this James bloke as a guest?

@_Andy_A

25 күн бұрын

I think James' parents emailed Flav to complain that he wasn't letting James do the podcasting, so now Flav has to have him on every week and put on this charade that James has his own podcast, but we all know it's Flav pulling the strings.

@Hoggy123

25 күн бұрын

“Yes James, I’ll let you put your name before mine on my pod”

When James says, "I think what's interesting here is that uhm ...", my ears perk up

The pecking order sounds like a podcast solely focused on football tier lists

“Succel” absolutely class work from flav there. The cross between succeed and excel. Sam peeps of United peoples would be proud

Flav seems a bit too quiet after that loss from spurs

United fan and I’m split almost 50/50 on ETH. He’s not helped himself with some of the baffling decisions he’s made this season. I’m not seeing anything to suggest a style of play, any tactical identity that says to me “THATS how Ten Hag plays”. But the club is genuinely an absolute basket case from top to bottom and those that don’t follow the general pulse of the club don’t get that. We saw a distinct style in and out of possession at Ajax across two different teams. I think he deserves a fuller judgement when it’s obvious the manager is one of the only barriers/main barrier to progression.

@eazyollie9370

25 күн бұрын

Pretty simple with 7 Hag, give him a squad of class players and he will get them balling. Give him lesser players and he's unable to get the best out of them like a Klopp or Emery. Definitely huge question marks over his ability to coach improvement in the lesser players.

@neilthornton3544

25 күн бұрын

Another wasted season ahead then

@tomharrison6272

25 күн бұрын

Aston Villa have a squad with a far higher technical floor than United do and they’ve recruited extremely well with Emery seemingly getting most, if not all of the types of players he wanted. As for Liverpool, their squad post Gini Wijnaldum/Firmino is obviously worse. Their recruitment hasn’t been nearly as good and they’ve not replaced key positions so their drop off isn’t surprising. Of the 16 transfers we’ve made, 8 have been loans or frees, 7 of which have been first team regulars for United. Pep and Klopp have signed 89 players between them and only Matip, Adrián and Ortega have played anything close to regularly. That sums up the chasm in club strategy. Can’t blame INEOS if they decide to move on but it’s so basic to suggest everything is the fault of the manager.

@craigbuckland6584

25 күн бұрын

I'm a Liverpool fan and obviously love seeing Utd struggle but you need rid. The point I realised he wouldn't do well was against West Ham at the end of last season. He just doesn't know what he's trying to do. I honestly think you need a factory reset and realise the level you're currently at. Bring in a young up and coming manager (McKenna or Potter I think), clear out all the bad apples no matter how talented eg. Bruno and Rashford, and fans not be snobby about bringing in less star-studded names. Before Liverpool signed Mane the talk was he was going to Utd and the fans turned their noses up saying we don't buy from Southampton. I know that's a bit of a ramble and you don't care what I think but you have my 2 penneth anyway

@craigbuckland6584

25 күн бұрын

​@@tomharrison6272what I would say in regards recent transfers is it's easier recruiting to get to the top but harder once you're there. There are no bargains at the elite level and every transfer has to be a success unless you're City who do everything risk free

Niel Maupay is on a scooter going past the bus while calling everyone on board a buswanker.

A JAFFN quote I always seem to use is beware hubris in my uni essays. Just in case my lecturer is a fellow slug could always get an extra couple percent on the mark

Steve Cooper sits nervously at the front of a rowdy Nottingham Forest bus, making threats to “turn this coach around” while knowing deep down he does not have the authority to make that decision.

One goal is what separated this podcast from Flav's 45-50 minute speech about Spurs single-handedly destroying Arsenal's season. P.S. Flav's connect ion to chickens and cocks through Slater sisters-who arguably the most successful family in soap is a beautiful story.

@Minyvan66

25 күн бұрын

Haha. Just have to wait until after the Spurs City game now

@alexcoyg3281

25 күн бұрын

​@@Minyvan66Yes, very true

“The Cockening” - The Massacre of 34 of Flavs chickens We all going to ignore Jim bursting out with a laugh at the idea of Flavs chickens being butchered by the fox? 🦊 🐓

46:16 "So, there is a hierarchy in the Chicken Kingdom that was my backgarden". A line I didn't expect to hear today but absolutely fucking loved it. And I like how Flav verged on Scouse the way he emphasised "Chicken".

Honestly think that chicken chat from Flav is one of the best segments in recent JAFFN history

Flav looks like he's fresh out the science lab after moving his hand horizontally through a bunsen burner flame

@Sammmgill

12 күн бұрын

As enjoyable as watching spurs under ange. A slight rush to start with and a warmth to then disappointment that realising you’d ever feel that rush again

Great podcast with Clive Palmer .. ripple effect !!

Sancho has been shit under 3 managers at United and has the same goal and assist numbers for Dortmund this season that Antony has for United.

@wayofenso

25 күн бұрын

Exactly, he's nowhere near one of Dortmund's three most important players.. these guys just watched last night's game apparently.

@mrfreshpizza

25 күн бұрын

Sancho joined in January after not playing since August last year. Antony has had the full season and 2G/A is in the FA cup against Newport.

@Do27gg

25 күн бұрын

If you can perform like that in a UCL semi final it’s on the manager for not getting that out of him at United. That’s literally what ‘manager’ means

@kxyoto8541

25 күн бұрын

@@Do27ggHe had 1 great game. Pretty sure that’s on more than the manager. But that’s just me. Football fans are so reactionary smh.

@Do27gg

25 күн бұрын

@@kxyoto8541 managers job to get the best out of players not fall out with the players

Have Spurs bottled top 4 flav? 3 defeats on the bounce 😢

Is flav lookin like sonny crockett from Miami vice? Lovely

@alexcoyg3281

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂this is an amazing reference and spot on!

Ten Hag gave Sancho 4 whole months away from the club to work on his mental and physical health. During that period the manager backed him, defended him and then ultimately integrated him back into the squad to the point where he was starting an FA Cup Final against his boyhood club. Jadon is the issue. I'm sure Ten Hag isn't blameless but Jadon hasn't been performing for the club before or with Ten Hag in charge.

No, Man Utd shouldn't invest in Sancho. He was treated nicely by Ten Hag and allowed to have a mental health break for months while working with specially appointed coaches in Holland only to throw all that back in his face when he was left out of the squad as a warning for lack of effort in training. It would be poison for the culture at the club if players continue to get away with this behavior (as poor player culture is already one of the root problems for United's woes). Sell him while he has a bit of value and before he goes into another slump because he isn't getting his own way. PS - As a united fan, I'm Ten Hag in. This season has been a mess but last season was very positive and we have seen some magnificent performances (beating Barca over 2 legs, beating City at home and really good performnace without Ronaldo against Conte spurs spring to mind). Also he seems honest and hardworking, a bit stubborn but I'm confident he is working as hard as possible to do the best for the team and the club (whether or not he has the genius to turn this mess around is another question but I'm perfectly happy to give him another chance, not that my opinion counts for anything lol)

49:43 just found out Flav is literally Boggis from fantastic mr.fox. He had more chickens than Tesco

I live in Brighton, and still keep my eyes out for seagulls in trees. Still yet to see one

It's kinda weird how people talk as if Sancho needed more room in Manchester United while he got more room and time than anyone deserves, he got given everything anyone would need and more yet he couldn't produce anything on the field that would represent it. Sure a different manager and playstyle and importance might matter but he was given everything else in United to succeed and the discipline happened only after he had been given everything and he was still acting up.

Flav really nailing that, i'm a cool science teacher vibe.

one okay performance and the UK media and football fans loose there minds, don't mention the meh performances in Germany he has had

On the spurs bus, Romero is sprawled out over two seats. His head cranes over his phone as he watches funny videos of kids falling over, with the speakers on high. He smiles throughout the whole video, but doesn't laugh once. Little does he know, poor polite Richarlison waits in the aisle pretending he's just choosing to stand this trip, but hoping Romero will notice him soon to move his legs

Jim may be the biggest risk taker of our generation. The man just started typing in “Analysis” whilst sharing his screen for thousands to see and not one dodgy suggestion or previous page popped up. A true great x

@taylorhammon4030

20 күн бұрын

28:45 for anyone who was wondering

Team Coach - Newcastle United edition: Geordie boys & Ritchie make up the back line of the coach. Ritchie in the corner spends the whole journey stood up as to make sure he's seen and heard at all times. Dan Burn in the middle seat because he's literally too massive to fit anywhere else. Jokes flying left, right and centre. Botman & Schar pair up just in front. The two European centre backs act as bouncers for the back row in case anything gets out of hand. Bruno & Joelinton across from them. Bruno as the adopted Geordie gets as close to the action as possible next to his Brazilian mate. Willock & Isak you cannot separate. They spend the whole journey sharing & listening to their new favourite hip-hop songs. They sit a little further forward but close enough for Isak to chime in with a joke or two in his London accent if needed. Pope & Murphy are on the other side. Jacob Murphy just listens in, smiling & giggling and doesn't say a word. Pope fancies himself as a bit of a DJ and tries to get some tunes going but gets shut down by Isak & Willock that say "this one ain't it" to every song he puts on. Jason Tindall walks to the back every 5 mins to be involved and be the centre of attention. Trippier sits towards the front, as to not be interrupted when messaging women that are not his wife. Livramento and Gordon sit together and have a competition to see who can eat the most Haribos in the journey. Polishing off ten packets each. Wilson sits close enough to Howe every week to ask if there's a chance he could start the game. When he's not doing so, he calls Michail Antonio and they slag off Richarlison together. Almiron just sits there and stares into space not knowing where he is. Tonali must have missed the bus again.

Sancho has one good game and everyone is having an aneurysm. He is a big fish in a small pond at Dortmund. A small fish at Utd.

Just checking in Not really footballer Cockney rhyming slang, but I asked my mate “don’t you have cricket today?” His response was “Joao Cancello’d”

I think sancho found his level. He can be great in germany, maybe spain. However in England he is average. Alot like zaha, tarrabt, etc. they have to be the main guy to preform but simply not good enough to consistently play for am elite team

As a Leeds fan we were fucking shit on Friday, QPR were a class above us in every metric and should be considered as dark horses for the play offs next season.

Jadon Sancho's ego was more important to him than helping his teammates and the club in a real time of need. Should never play for the club again.

The lack of NLD talk is very disappointing. Especially because of how much there would have been had it been a draw. Flav knows how big an away win in a derby is because Spurs have only got 1 since 2000. I’m guessing there isn’t any for those subscribed to the patreon/mailbag either. I don’t want to pay a subscription to something where I’d get rinsed if we lose or draw and if we win it’s nothing. It’s like a lose lose and it’d feel like I’m into some weird humiliation kink where I pay money on the chance to be humiliated with no potential upside. If you give it, you need to be able to take it. That’s like rule 1 of football.

@meowwww9275

25 күн бұрын

You seem to be under the impression this is a football podcast or something, we rejected that idea years ago.

@paulcasey4282

25 күн бұрын

@@meowwww9275For the record, I prefer the non-football stuff. Give me spag-Bol chat over formations chat. But it turns into a football podcast when Spurs have won or when Arsenal have lost. Or even if Spurs were to draw vs Arsenal. But if you give it, you should be man enough to take it

@juderowland9346

25 күн бұрын

But who's there to give it to flav, why would James just make it a pod about the NLD to wind up flav if they have other stuff they'd rather talk about? They're not making content specifically for you and your interests, you sound a bit entitled

@paulcasey4282

25 күн бұрын

@@juderowland9346 Mates are able to joke with each other about football. I’m also not saying make the pod about it but at least talk about it for 5-10 mins. It was a huge match and a very eventful and entertaining match. They also talked a lot about the match beforehand so is very weird to not talk about it after, especially when it lived up to expectations. In terms of them making content they want, of course they can. I’m just giving feedback. My only real problem is them asking for money as I was very close to subscribing to the mailbag. It’s then disingenuous to chat shit before a match whilst taking people’s money and then effectively run away and not take anything back. It’s rather hypocritical from someone who went on and on are Gunners being runners when he’s running away now.

@meowwww9275

25 күн бұрын

@paulcasey4282 I'm an Evertonian mate, all we do it take it as we have fuck all to give. I disagree with your point though, what more needed to be said? You seem to want James to point and laugh at Flav, if you think that is the kind of pod you are watching I've got bad news.

KANTE ON THE BUS He doesn't get on it, he has own minibus. He has a bunch of elderly ladies on board, too, that he drops off at the bingo first before going to the game.

Flav. I'll have two 99 Flakes & a screwball please.

Not sure how many JAFFN bits I think about in daily life, but plenty of phrases have joined my vocabulary "Less of that" has become a favourite for when nieces and nephews are getting a bit rowdy, and "could he/she/they" depending on the situation, I'll use that when the situation doesn't even call for it

I think on Ten Hag and the injuries, if there was one injury per position then I would still expect to see a positive, attacking, clear style of play. If the back four was AWB, Lindelof, Maguire, Malacia, I would still expect to see what he’s trying to do… But when the injuries mean you’ve played centre back partnerships of Evans/Kambwala and Maguire/Casemiro and the most used left backs are Lindelof and Amrabat, that’s where I can understand the issue in getting style of play across. Not forgetting the fact we’ve been relying on 19 year olds as our most available and consistent players, with two strikers who have both missed multiple months due to injury. It is just a nightmare scenario for any manager.

love the mantra, "not everything is plausible" 👏

The bits need their own jingles like you’d get on a radio show

pretty much every manager sancho’s had has had problems with him, whether it be professionalism or performance, think the kid has issues that probably stem from the fact he was primed to be the next best thing at age 14 and united made him one of the highest paid players in the world age 19. i don’t think anyone’s ever questioned his ability, if you listen to player interviews in England camps when they pick 5asides and what not every single time they have sancho in there, shows he’s clearly got the ability just fails to apply that consistently on the pitch, which is a mental issue.

In the Sancho discussion it seems to me that it's part of the wider topic of modern day football. System over individualism. Obviously over the Pep area system has become everyone and has prven more successful, but surely everyone agrees football is a lot more fun when individual quality is allowed to flourish. I do feel we are edging back to that kind of football.

He's moving to a 3-4-3 he's quoted as saying that he will look to sign another LB regardless of what happens with Shaw and Malacia. More cover out of possession (for Rashford). Better rest defence with more physicality and more positional rotations into midfield with Shaw and Dalot inverting this season.

“Name slang” I’ve got one friend (Walter) where a lot of our communication has to do with the idea of replacing words or phrases with the names of people and then asking “what you talking about them for? They’re not even here!” As a joke etc however they’re not all footballers. Some examples are: Do you know what I mean? (Janine), whenever using the word “closer” (Miroslav Klose), the words “as soon as” (Graeme Souness), whenever saying “both of them” (Ian Botham), saying “I’m here” (Amir Kahn), “I’m assuming” (Amy Schumer), going for a meal (Emile Hesky), “that was well hard” (Steven Gerrard), when using the phrase “to hear” (Imran Tahir), “It doesn’t matter” (Juan Mata), “Trees” (Theresa May), to check something or to pay by cheque (Petr Čech) etc amongst others, Only Forwards 🐌

Completely ignoring the north london derby cause spurs flapped it (as per)

@thomasgrant8074

25 күн бұрын

Spurs got robbed.

@withaspoon8

25 күн бұрын

@@thomasgrant8074 🖐🤡🤚

@kp-rv3ui

25 күн бұрын

​@@thomasgrant8074By what?

@VillaBoys123

25 күн бұрын

​@@kp-rv3uiBig Ange

Back at uni my friend and I would gladly say to each other "well, that's a shay" knowing full well no one else in our class would "get it".

I've not been able to bum kids without thinking of Pochettino for years now

What a player cockadoodlov was underrated fullback always put a shift in for Bolton

Sirens are back, you get a like

As a United fan couldn’t agree more with the take on ten hag. He hasn’t shown anything to suggest he’s in control or has a plan.

@Do27gg

25 күн бұрын

Yeah I don’t think it’s because he’s bad but once you lose the dressing room in anyway there’s no way back

I’m a United fan, torn on ten Hag despite everything. I think the reason most are keen to stick with him is because we’ve gone through ten years of hire and fire and it hasn’t seen us progress at all. With so many moving parts we need some consistency, so it’d make sense not to get rid. The problem is they either need to sack him or extend his contract as he only has a year left. So what I’d like to see is the structure to be in place first, to reset things, set the vision, and then interview a shortlist of managers *including ten Hag* to understand each candidate’s plan and hire whoever they think can best deliver success. Otherwise we’re just throwing another body into the talent furnace that is Manchester United.

James absolutely shook when finding out about the pecking order coming from chickens 😅

Gareth Southgates book is called anythjng is possible? So unimaginative, just everything Southgate

I do like Flav's "lab technician that gets killed first in a horror movie" look.

That breakfast analogy was unreal

The chicken chat 😂😂😂😂

I’m an Arsenal fan but am supporting Spurs til the end of the season so they have something to play for when they play vs Man City. You could say I’m a Spurs fan on loan! After 1 match, I’ve already lost any hope in the team. There’s no chance they draw at home vs Man City. I’m guessing Spurs fans are used to these kind of feelings so does Flav have any advice? Anyway, as a true fan on loan, we must press on. Coys.

@bort3629

25 күн бұрын

Give your head a wobble

@GenericZac

25 күн бұрын

Come on Paul, if you REALLYYYY are on loan then send a pic of yourself into to the boys wearing a spurs shirt and holding up a spoon.

@paulcasey4282

25 күн бұрын

@@GenericZac If somebody bought me a Spurs shirt and a ticket for the City match or even Chelsea match last night, I’d wear it and sing for Spurs. Even if it only increased Arsenal’s chance to win the title by 0.01%.

FOOTBALL RHYMING SLANG. In my youth in the late 90s when I lived on a healthy diet of Raving, MDMA and disappointing visits to white heart lane, I met a scouser at a drum n bass night in Bristol who asked me "have you got any Garys?" - Gary Abletts (tablets)

Everytime I'm in bed and stick my leg out to regulate my temperature I get a vivid image of Flav doing the same thing, it's somehow equal parts nightmarish and soothing. It's weirdly become part of my daily routine.

Oh right a Stephen said that comment about output and performance, sounds like something Id say aha. But yeah solid effort to be in the final

James learning the meaning behind "pecking order" within this podcast was hilarious to me.

As james said the other week….this podcast is the dressing room with which we live in. Therefore i feel as tho this comment section much like the dressing room has no limit regarding criticism and judgment, that being said i have to say this was one of the worst JAFFN pods i’ve ever seen….like i’ve said many times before Flav and James are the wonder boys of football youtube. But this episode was a sinking ship, especially after a week off JAFFN i expected more of an uplifting enthusiastic episode. but i just got 35 mins of Jadon Sancho chat. Lads we all have to do better, the bits need to be revived the comments need to be revived JAFFN is on a bad spell of form right now BUT i know we will bounce back. Onto next weeks pod 👊 JAFFN FOREVER!

@JamesLawrenceAllcott

25 күн бұрын

We did the pod live last week mate. It’s a belter

@gda17.

25 күн бұрын

@@JamesLawrenceAllcott james lad bring back the big dog for a episode or flames advice we need the grass roots that made OFTW and JAFFN so unique from any other football pod. All respect for you two👊

Vardy sits behind Pickford flicking his ear for the entire bus journey and leaving Jordan no option but to whinge at his mates for not backing him up.

Did Jim just find out where the phrase pecking order came from?

As a United fan, Sancho needs to go and stay gone, regardless of what happens with ETH. He had issues at City, Dortmund, the England camp, and couldn't cut it at United over the course of 2 years and even after ETH gave him 3 months of paid vacation to work on his mental issues last season. He's a spoiled brat who happens to be a talented footballer (and still hasn't even pulled up trees in this loan). United doesn't need a player like him; we need talented footballers that also have the proper mentality to play for the club. He isn't that. FWIW, I want ETH to have at least 6 months under the new structure. Give him the summer transfer window and get him some actual player (Bruno can't do it all alone lol). Also, it's not like ETH became a bad manager overnight, and he's still talked about at other big European clubs. United, the club, is fucking broken and I don't think taking the easy fix of sacking ETH will actually produce anything different than what's been produced over the past decade (i.e. nothing significant).

if you think i can go without thinking of the phrase "one must beware hubris" whenever i hear the word "hubris" or see Fulham, you're out of your mind

As a United fan, please stop talking about ETH. Literallly can’t listen to any football related content without listening about it

@celtic69

25 күн бұрын

wah wah i decided to support one of the biggest clubs in the world and people are talking about them wah wah

Now this is jaffin

Not exactly football rhyming slang, but HEAR ME OUT!!! I had a mate in university who loved smoking the devil's lettuce and was a renowned virgin (Never locked lips with a lady until he was 22), we nicknamed him Virginio Wijnaldum. Additionally, calling an attractive member of the opposite sex Francesco after the slang word Totty, also proves amusing.

Video please on the genius that is Kieran McKenna and the job he has done at Ipswich.

Postecoglou to get Spurs 5th, possibly 4th in his first season after losing Kane late on is a great start.

@Do27gg

25 күн бұрын

Top manager imo

@user-lt4px7ld4u

25 күн бұрын

Pundits have forgotten about the context of the season,fifth is still a good return a building year

@Minyvan66

25 күн бұрын

Simply put, the reaction we see from spurs fans and from the media is because Spurs started so well that everyone’s expectations shifted and forgot the context of the situation. It’s like giving a baby candy and then taking it away.

Thank you for the time stamps . Holly molly I've been waiting for you to start making videos with time stamps

Would like to thank WPR for such a lovely favour in helping Ipswich xoxo

Flavs take on Ange is spot on.

Before this podcast any stop at a services was a moment to enjoy the warm embrace of a puff on my vape and a WH Smiths meal deal. It will now forever be associated with the imagery of public noshings amongst the bushes. Can't say I'm unhappy about it tbh

Why is the Tottenham fan not taking any more cheap shots at Arsenal? Gone real quiet now. Hasn't he?

The classic "This player has had a good season therefore GS HAS TO PLAY THEM OR HE IS TERRIBLE AND WE WILL LOSE THE TOURNAMENT" that happens for every player that had anything better than average season, irrespective of the players actual qualities

Ten Haag eats lettuce sandwiches with no butter

The one problem with all the Sancho talk is that he actually hasn't been that good at Dortmund he has had like 2 maybe 3 good games

Part of being a great manager is putting your own ego aside and knowing what different players need to perform. That’s your job. That’s what ETH has failed at most and why he needs to leave

The early discussion makes it sound like Sancho should sign for Newcastle.

Think this is a classic and normal football rhyming slang that surely everyone uses, going for a Radamel. In case you've been living under a rock, the basic connection is: Radamel Radamel Falcao Falcao Thou Cal Thousand Calories The amount of calories in an XL bacon double cheese from burger king.

Everytime I eat sausages I think of Jim saying that he could eat a whole plate full if he had to choose a food

James And Guest For Now

46:37 Flav talking about the chicken Slater sisters and all I can picture is Flav trying to wrestle away a little sicky baby chicky from them as they are shouting "YOU TOTAL SHLAAAG!"

Flav on about chickens has absolutely fucking sent me to the floor. Incredible content.

Back in the day the slang for a particular drug was a gary on Merseyside