"I don't normally fight with children" - A man who has fought with a Filipino child multiple times.

@GamesFromSpace

4 жыл бұрын

Not like it was ever much of a fight. Passive aggressively electrifying the carpet instead of asking him to walk quieter doesn't count.

@slothbushido9436

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was Hawaiian

@DinsFlame

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't audibly laughed at something online in a long time. I'm tearing up from laughter right now and very much appreciate this comment

@micah_wong

4 жыл бұрын

@@slothbushido9436 both?

@skyler3295

4 жыл бұрын

*pota*

Once Caretaker ate the microphone, I knew she was absolutely the perfect woman for you.

@deddcuber3288

4 жыл бұрын

Wait wtf isnt she his sister

@pilotflux8005

4 жыл бұрын

@@deddcuber3288 wife LMAO

@opdevilpie184

4 жыл бұрын

@@pilotflux8005 i couldnt really figure it out i though they were brother and sister then they seem like they were dating now i know thank you

@codeghost1111

4 жыл бұрын

And earraped us

@scotty3739

4 жыл бұрын

The noise it made though lmaooo BRRRRRRRR

Chelsea is always the “adult” figure, but this video showed her true colors

@diego-jz2ld

4 жыл бұрын

She is caretaker

@shpup

4 жыл бұрын

7:03

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

sparkdala tasty

@MrMilarepa108

4 жыл бұрын

I still love her the most.

@axlerrose4773

3 жыл бұрын

What is caretakers real relation to big willy

"William has the maturity of a 5th grader" *swallows microphone*

@cwill2127

2 жыл бұрын

Little slip ups every now and then

@since1876

2 жыл бұрын

Caretaker is the only reason we all watch.

Michael: builds massive surgery machine William: *hee hoo jelo*

@jshywashy2067

4 жыл бұрын

*massive murder weapon

@Alex-qn3cw

4 жыл бұрын

to be fair, Michael's video took more than 1 month to make, and this one probably 2-3 days (minus the editing)

@Brusanan

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-qn3cw They started working on this video in December. Clearly months worth of work went into it.

@LordDragox412

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-qn3cw It's a simple CNC machine with a knife instead of an actual tool like router, it really doesn't take that long to make. He assembled it in less than two hours. The only things that took him time was the very simple programming to turn hand movements into coordinates for the machine. And then spending a month trying to make it work. /s

@pickleddragon5195

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brusanan No, he said the footage was from december. it couldn't have taken more than a half a week to edit.

"Historical accuracy not guaranteed" I don't know, it looked legit to me.

@thomasgrimes6664

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah sure did

@brendan8676

4 жыл бұрын

k, I swear you comment on every single video that I watch

@jordanranstead3016

4 жыл бұрын

I mean i would assume that this is how it happens 1:52

@extravirginoliveoil7323

4 жыл бұрын

Hello

@1.4142

4 жыл бұрын

overtaking justin y?

When he said “you will never make an easier $100” I felt that.

So I got really really drunk last night and woke up with my phone in my hand and KZread open. Curious about what happened I looked through my YT history and I seem to have watched close to about 3 hours of your content. I also want to point out that I do not have auto play enabled which means I consciously clicked the videos

@vitobru8361

4 жыл бұрын

you absolute icon.

@peepy369

4 жыл бұрын

madlad

@IlSharmouta

4 жыл бұрын

if I become a youtuber this will be my ultimate goal

@Borededer

4 жыл бұрын

You MAD LAD

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

im assuming ypu didnt understand a second of it because you were drunk

I never wanna hear the phrase “Mayo Frosting” ever again

@alexxander966

4 жыл бұрын

Not even on a burger?

@mariovanderwal1695

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexxander966 never means never

@RoninS203

4 жыл бұрын

*MAYO FROSTING*

@toastmoast1933

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the cooking with Jack show? He made a mayo cake

@suhrim6666

4 жыл бұрын

The bakery I worked at used sour cream as frosting on cheesecakes.. to cover up the cracks that formed when they dried out on the top.

"Don't worry my hands are clean" sounds like the famous last words of 2019

@gabriellelemieux2048

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Pimienta deserve more likes for this lmao

@Bugsyjr

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment of the day

@rerere284

4 жыл бұрын

great rhyme

@colstonish2168

4 жыл бұрын

2020?

@FroggyDews

4 жыл бұрын

*Proceeds to get actual Cornonavirus*

7:00 I love caretaker so damn much LOOOOOL

I would have taken that 100 in a heart beat. It kills me that she passed I up

@doggosarecool7737

3 жыл бұрын

I know right? I mean, one time I ate rotten chicken lunch meat that I found. It was blue and yellow for god's sake. And this kid can't even eat an actual recipe?

@fleecefoxes6471

3 жыл бұрын

@@doggosarecool7737 Yikes

@oz121

3 жыл бұрын

I ate bugs for $5 and a breakfast sandwich

@bearbear8693

3 жыл бұрын

The part where they told her she brings shame was funnyer

@thresss5366

3 жыл бұрын

@@doggosarecool7737 now that's a bit far my guy

This video featured “Chelsea.” *Not “Caretaker.”* evidence: 7:02

@Josh-uv5th

4 жыл бұрын

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

@outofideasexe

4 жыл бұрын

Your slow they're 2 different people

@pitaya4151

4 жыл бұрын

@@outofideasexe I had a stroke reading that

@stop2759

4 жыл бұрын

Wiferoey

@bwubi5936

4 жыл бұрын

Your slow there to different people

This feels like the smart girl at school likes the class clown and is doing a project with him

Chelsea found herself a winner, they're my favorite couple on youtube.

@alexanderyoon9163

3 жыл бұрын

Of course they’re siblings but other than that yeah.

@smurpo2956

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderyoon9163 No, care taker implies that she's a third party ment to oversee William to make sure he doesn't burn down the house or.....let the environment burn down his house. Okay so maybe she only has 1 strike so far in that regard so I think they're doing great!

@alexanderyoon9163

3 жыл бұрын

@@smurpo2956 Oh, my bad. You were right, apparently she's his wife.

5:15 William just casually thinking out loud

now I understand how she puts up with him, they were made for each other.

@Fantaztig

4 жыл бұрын

Myztkl-Kev I always thought it was his mom lol

@DigitalEWhore

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fantaztig for a while I thought he was just really open about having a caretaker, I didnt realise Chelsea was his wife until like a solid year after I started watching him

@aello519

4 жыл бұрын

😂👌

@yepkerikflor3s795

4 жыл бұрын

Is she his sister?

@myztklk3v

4 жыл бұрын

@@yepkerikflor3s795 wife

Coronavirus didn’t start from somebody eating a bat, it was actually this jello salad.

@icouldntthinkofaname4227

4 жыл бұрын

Cursed pfp

@heyoitskram5748

4 жыл бұрын

William Osman was patient zero

@jandastroy

4 жыл бұрын

This thing must have been a bio weapon from the early cold war era

@lostplshelp

4 жыл бұрын

... Jello Bat Salad, perhaps?

Her: "No I'm good I can make my own a hundred dollars" Me: *already eating chip*

"It's like sushi but a juice." I... I don't know how to feel about that.

"i dont normally fight with children" glad im following an ethical youtuber

@tommyhill2478

4 жыл бұрын

Lime are they married or dating like what’s going on

@mroofity6594

4 жыл бұрын

William tries to act like he’s food and ethical, but he is perfectly fine with electrocuting giant hairless dog for amusement

@kris_3220

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Hill theyre married according to the comments lol

“Mayonnaise is not a liquid” Well yea, no duh. It’s an instrument.

@jayreed2692

4 жыл бұрын

and my lover

@redrumthebum

4 жыл бұрын

I am the 420th like.

@june4135

4 жыл бұрын

it's a colloid

@dominicw8868

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Firepower that’s a stolen comment

@Aether7300

4 жыл бұрын

Needs more Mayoniez.

"I see something moving!" grandpas are the best

"Omg i would like to unsubscribe from these fun facts" Best line of 2020 lmao

@inwhichidie7171

4 жыл бұрын

Said in 2019

@valx5

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp??

"I don't usually fight with children" Me remebering that he lived with Micheal: doubt

“Ok I guess this is my job. Do I have to lube it up at all?” “There’s a hole.” “Ok I won’t get it in the hole.” “William!” “AHH IT’S IN THE HOLE!”

@somethinblue1162

4 жыл бұрын

So out of context

@chaoticcar1052

4 жыл бұрын

Watching this before I finish the video and I'm intrigued Edit: it was everything I hoped it would be 😮

@lilskitskit5660

4 жыл бұрын

And that kids is how you were made

@mrgw98

4 жыл бұрын

What a wonderful time for my mom to walk in to my room.

*"Dad how was I born?"* Me: 8:28

@ldn915

4 жыл бұрын

Funi, heres a liek

@neilb143

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you kind sir

@unaeroyt4868

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@youtubeuser693

4 жыл бұрын

6:34

@josemanuelmurguia8970

4 жыл бұрын

Joe_MamaPlayz Vids lmao

When i get really depressed and think i want to die i just think of how funny it is when he says “hello little willys, its me, big willy” and it makes me feel better

William: *doing something* Chelsea: *casually eating mic*

@thelastcube.

4 жыл бұрын

yup, they're meant to be together

@magnum0121984

4 жыл бұрын

Déja Vu *BRRRRRTTTTT!*

@manus5423

4 жыл бұрын

I still wonder what kind off relationship they have

@noah.6o4

4 жыл бұрын

Déja Vu they are you perfect for each other

@Mysot057

4 жыл бұрын

@@manus5423 They did a mawwiage.

surpising, this video has the depressing chaotic energy of quarantine activites, william was really ahead of his time

I could feel what the caretaker was going through when William ate the mayonnaise of his fingers

“Tell us something your mum doesn’t know.” 7:03

When he said “now watch me whip, now watch me maenaes”... I FELT that

@hannahbloom

4 жыл бұрын

Lil Tango ummm actually, I was holding my phone and felt the vibrations, so I both heard and felt it.

@clickbait3545

4 жыл бұрын

Lil Tango stfu it’s a joke

@hannahbloom

4 жыл бұрын

Shea McGuire I know, I spelled it like that because it was a play on nae nae.

@audreyspidermonkey

4 жыл бұрын

@Shea McGuire *mayonnaise

@novek3046

4 жыл бұрын

guys lil tango is 12 leave him alone 😂😂😂

Moments like eating the microphone are where I go "Ahhh, *now* I understand why Chelsea is with William."

@leftsmile5096

4 жыл бұрын

lam

William is a combination of a 13 year old that just doesn't care what people think and a 27 year old having a quarter life crisis

Ahhh they ending cut with them at the family get together was so wholesome! Makes me wish my family could get together like that!

Me: Why is her face blurred? like 2 mins later Me: Oh.

@xxsome1randomxx315

4 жыл бұрын

why is it?

@hec_3549

4 жыл бұрын

Who’s that person?

@Unirobo

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to comment asking about that and then I found out why

@mrricepudding1285

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah why is it blurred

@greedisbad9890

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxsome1randomxx315 no free clout

William: showing his best feats of strength squeezing a lemon with hands Caretaker: 👁👄👁

@SSJ9001

4 жыл бұрын

okay but seriously, it's way faster then using a hand juicer and you get ALL the juice from it.

@jinloonooi296

4 жыл бұрын

I hate when people make that face

@jinloonooi296

4 жыл бұрын

Using that emojis

@Pizzafan622

Жыл бұрын

@@jinloonooi296 👁👄👄👁

Thank you so much for being willing to share some quality time with your family with us.

can't get over how cute of a couple you two are, love seeing more of chelsea in the vids!

“I like murder” inserts microphone into mouth

@gnkpowerdroid9496

4 жыл бұрын

i don’t like that I read this comment as she said it

@dreamhunter2231

4 жыл бұрын

*MMMMM*

@danielreilly7830

4 жыл бұрын

I fuckin died Caretaker ASMR

@karlexceed

4 жыл бұрын

This was the best Osman video in a while I think... More Chelsea!

@justaregularbattlecat2127

4 жыл бұрын

*BMMMMMM*

*Caretaker:* the only person capable of rational thought and common sense in William's videos *Also Caretaker:* 1:59 7:02

@SpaceDoggo.

4 жыл бұрын

7:02 every Xbox player ever.

@Quantum_Magnus

4 жыл бұрын

joe jerolamon Happened to me, literally, last night. XD

Your videos honestly cheer me up any and every time I need it, I look forward to every video you make. Thank you!

Really enjoyed this vid William! Everyone's reactions to the salad was great! I smiled a lot and even had a few good laughs! Which I really needed.

7:00 “where do you learn to cut?” “I like *murder* “ Alright man

@welcometoweird5219

4 жыл бұрын

I think you forgot the sound of her dying in the void afterwards

@bogdanvlad

4 жыл бұрын

*eats the microphone*

@ValerieYK_

4 жыл бұрын

Bogdan Vlad tasty but has an after shock

CDC Report: "We have discovered the actual source of the coronavirus."

@projectE4

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha....😂

@heyboilaxer5911

3 жыл бұрын

Gonna be true tho someday

@critterjon4061

3 жыл бұрын

Still a better explanation than anything the WHO came out with

@gremlinman9724

2 жыл бұрын

It was caretaker deepthroating the mic

I have to say that I’m watching your videos to brighten my night up. Thank you for making such enjoyable videos

Y’all need a channel where it’s just you two doing random everyday stuff because I’m sure it’s just as entertaining as this

@bruskorken

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please.

@ilhandaanish2381

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah maybe use the second channel to do this plus unboxings

@gavinyeet5821

4 жыл бұрын

@Clorox Bleach Says the guy with Clorox Bleach as their profile. How original.

@EliIsDumb

4 жыл бұрын

says a chain of people who im hoping is having a good day even if theyre ripping on a rando And i agree minecraft pfp guy, thatd be cute :)

@Malik-td2ft

4 жыл бұрын

@Clorox Bleach buddy, you still use bleach pic in 2020 Also you used cringe unironically, how cringe

"I dont normally fight with childern" -William Osman 2019

@corkie679

4 жыл бұрын

Godamn are you everywhere

@toxicsamurai2970

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he lived with Michael for a fuckton of time

@beefyboi6766

4 жыл бұрын

Eat your cereal

@thespecificocean1140

4 жыл бұрын

Lies

@chrish7543

4 жыл бұрын

Josiah Moose it’s basically what half the British youtube scene is built on

This man split a lemon perfectly in 2

My great grandmother had a bunch of books that were for these. One was those little mini hotdogs and tuna, mandarin oranges and tuna, and...chipped beef in mayo jello.....

Watching early videos: "How is he married?" Now: "Ah, okay, I think I get it."

@tomwinchester4091

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, where is her caretaker?

@sasdagreat8052

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomwinchester4091 They're just each other's caretakers. Truly the perfect match.

@lucaspagoto266

4 жыл бұрын

What is a caretaker.

@gizmodobaggins7040

4 жыл бұрын

iLuke 21 they take care

@SplatSlam

4 жыл бұрын

@@DingDingTheKZreadBuddy they're married

William eats mayonnaise, Chelsea almost throws up. William sucks tuna water straight from the can, Chelsea just says it's gross.

@razorsharp1371

4 жыл бұрын

tuna water is just tuna water. Mayonnaise is the most disgusting condiment humanity has ever created

There is this recipe called “Broken glass torte”. It’s a graham cracker crumb crust with several colors and flavors of geometric jello suspended in a whipped creme pineapple gelatin snow. Every bite says Christmas.

CARETAKER!!! lol you guys make a good on screen duo. her facial expressions were perfection

Me: Sleeping on a playlist of william Caretaker: *Inhals mic* BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

@jaunks

4 жыл бұрын

Caretaker mic mouth go brrrrr

@sameenshaw9670

4 жыл бұрын

Its like that one video where the guy says "tell us something your mum doesnt know" *mic swallow*

She ment to say " knock knock" " who's there" " KGB" "KGB Wh..." ( slap ) " ZE KGB VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!

@007MrYang

4 жыл бұрын

That makes the KGB sound German

@Chew1ee

4 жыл бұрын

KGB is Russian, so more like a thick russian accent rather then a sharp german accent

@shu-aibharris8285

4 жыл бұрын

It should be Nazi interrogater not KGB

@michaelrossjr5138

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if it’s an office reference or if the office was referencing the joke

@jacksonpercy8044

4 жыл бұрын

Also she said KBG

Congrats on 2 mil, been with you since a couple hundred thousand.

8:27 "I won't get it in the hole!" Literally not even a second later: "AAAAH! It's in the hole!" 😂

@danielhoefler3830

2 жыл бұрын

my dad be like

William: "I don't normally fight with children" Also William: has lived with Michael

Michael Reeves: *build a surgery robot* Meanwhile William be like: "lets make a jello tuna from 1955, it will be fun right?right?"

@Nemesis_Slime

4 жыл бұрын

and Simone made a robot parent that hugs her

@AmusementLabs

4 жыл бұрын

I'm fairly certain all of them are just escaped psycho patients...

@gizzmosaurusfpv35

4 жыл бұрын

At least he uploads more often than Michael

@memesthemaker8429

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmusementLabs who says that's a bad thing

@sufipunk18

4 жыл бұрын

@@memesthemaker8429 who says psycho patiens are bad?

your family was so nice about it. like they were honest but in the best kinda way.

This is the most chaotic I've seen Chelsea be and I love it. More videos like this please

i haven't watched this yet. but bless you, and merry Christmas. edit after watching: you drank tuna water and slurped down fingerful of mayo. this is cursed but intriguing at the same time. bless you, merry Christmas

@walnuss2546

4 жыл бұрын

he basically shotgunned a tuna can

POV: It's the 50's. You're a businessman in an unhappy marriage. Your wife serves you this for dinner.

@whoop8034

4 жыл бұрын

POV: It's 1956, you've been imprisoned for your wife's murder for a year now

Every year at Thanksgiving my grandmother makes jello salad in a baking tray with pretzels on the bottom, then cool whip, then strawberry jello and strawberries on top. It's really good.

Thanks will, I'm no longer hungry

“It’s like sushi but a juice.” I’m sorry, did you mean juishi?

@mrtoastgshost

4 жыл бұрын

Jiro Jreams of Juishi

@dorklork4336

4 жыл бұрын

Apples are... How do you describe it in human language... Juishi

@heyitshollis9278

4 жыл бұрын

deadass I was taking a drink and read that now there's water everywhere

@noahhastings6145

4 жыл бұрын

No, that's a Japanese Rabbi

@zukoHD

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrtoastgshost bruh NOOOOO! XD

I'm starting to think Chelsea is the real comedic force behind you two - she's awesome

@averagejoe6031

4 жыл бұрын

Sir John McPoopington XVII Jr who’s Chelsea? It’s just William and his caretaker

@325bpm6

4 жыл бұрын

@@averagejoe6031 Chelsea is William's caretaker

@eduardo.v730

4 жыл бұрын

@@325bpm6 what is a caretaker? Sorry i m from Portugal and idk what is a caretaker and why does william needs one

@niffinflame1035

4 жыл бұрын

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in weeks.

@thetotalityofrandomness9478

4 жыл бұрын

Eduardo.V AHAAAAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chelsea's energy in this video gives me serotonin. We stan Caretaker

6:20 this is like Michael Scott trying the updog joke but it’s Dwight’s joke instead

@dominicallen5026

3 жыл бұрын

It's humorous because show.

The Grandpa is a legend!

Will: *says "OK Google" * My phone: "mmmmmm yessss"

@nickmuffin1722

4 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahahahaha

@yooperlooper2271

4 жыл бұрын

Shouldve said ohh shes a vegan

You never cease to amazing me William Osman

11:30 "I don't normally fight with children." I don't believe that for a second.

0:43 *I want someone to look at me like care taker looks at Will.*

@cgoldstine441

4 жыл бұрын

Woah, I felt that...

@o0Avalon0o

4 жыл бұрын

I read this just as it was happening. It was beautiful...

@aswinkrishna5042

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@infernomunky

4 жыл бұрын

Even after everything he does, she still smiles like that. 9:44 is pretty precious too and more familiar.

Man who knew that all this time it was William holding back Chelsea

Why did this bring me so much joy?

I love this so much please make more cooking vidss

chelsea going “WILLIAMMMM” is the equivalent of jenna going “JULLLIIEEENNNNNA”

@UdaraDiyalagoda

4 жыл бұрын

I akso realized that the tone is exactly same to Lilypichu(did i spell that right?) going "MICHAEEEEEEEL".

I love the sound of disappoint in Chelsea’s voice when she says “oh William”

I love the chemistry you two have. This video is so disturbing, I love it.

Congrats on 2 mil 🥳🥳🥳

He said it was filmed in December 2019 and I was like "Damn why did this video take so long to come out?" and then I saw the short film at 1:40 and I understood. Art takes time.

@reubenrooney6631

4 жыл бұрын

I'm commenting because no one has

@cosmicbilly

4 жыл бұрын

I'm commenting because someone else has

@bones1026

4 жыл бұрын

I'm commenting because two people have

@abdmin3268

4 жыл бұрын

I'm commenting because three people have

@adyatma1

4 жыл бұрын

Im commenting because four people has

7:06 when caretaker said: *MMMMMMMMMMMMMM* I felt that

@muniiiii14

4 жыл бұрын

"I like murder"

This is amazing, I love this video.

6:35 me five minutes after my parents go out

"I won't get it in the hole." *Me:* Yeah, like I've never heard that one before.

@mint-flvr

4 жыл бұрын

its just accidental slip he says

3:17 "It's like my underwear, it stands up on them- by themselves"

Congrats on 2 million!

The memories are worth far more than the food you could have brought

You should have named the video: "bringing shame to my family"

"This is so complicated" William.. you've barely even made the jello

When the office joke went over everyone’s head

@user-bi3yq5um5n

3 жыл бұрын

The kgb will wait for no one

If i remember it right- the jello fad in the 50s is the result of rationing from WW2. Supplies were low and putting food in gelatin made it last longer while making larger portion sizes

The fact that the girl rejected 100 bucks for this tasty snacc pisses me off so much

@sammulkerrin

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I would eat the whole thing for 100 and I do not say that lightly.

@thatguy8300

4 жыл бұрын

I'd just

@-Sean_

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I'd

@stt577

4 жыл бұрын

just

@nolan..

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I

Honestly I'm just impressed with his food and taste tolerance

I love how william has a song for any time their in the shops

Happy birthday william!!

"It's literally the most disgusting combination ever!" "Cuz HE made it." Geez, what a painfully honest statement.