WE BROKE THE SERVER - GTA 5 Roleplay FiveM Part 1
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Some of the funniest stuff I've ever edited.
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"The economy in this game is weird" -Person living in Venezuela
@user-ri5oc5rw5b
3 жыл бұрын
Don't even think about it coming over here
@diegovaca3122
3 жыл бұрын
the economy in latam is weird
@luantunez8975
3 жыл бұрын
@@diegovaca3122 confirmo
@johnwolf6030
3 жыл бұрын
@@diegovaca3122 confirmo
@x3-LSTR-512
3 жыл бұрын
Doriyaa moment
"The economy in this game is weird" Lol, that's kinda true
@scp-729-j5
3 жыл бұрын
419 likes.... I have set this up for the next person
@Leo7s1822
3 жыл бұрын
"kinda" more like everything is wrong with it.
@J.Wolf90
2 жыл бұрын
It's kind of accurate how you almost need to be a millionaire to be able to do anything these days, even just to have a place to live..
'woman sneezes' 'gets stabbed' 'no one notices. so thats what weve learnt kids.
@yubiko7725
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@syahzwandanieal189
3 жыл бұрын
13:36
@dux3644
3 жыл бұрын
he's a hero is saving us from the pandemic
@westsidewags4411
3 жыл бұрын
@@dux3644 without anyone noticing.
@robertduffy6198
3 жыл бұрын
That bit broke me. I had to pause the video I was laughing to hard
"I'm a doctor." "Oh thanks man." *Pulls out nine inch blade.* "I-I don't think I trust this man--"
@SoftyWalterGames
3 жыл бұрын
we saw the video
@olliklive2116
3 жыл бұрын
Awesome, I clearly didn't think of that, thank you for opening my eyes.
@0Yvonne0
3 жыл бұрын
But a six inch blade never loses reception
@carpenoctem3257
3 жыл бұрын
“So are you taking my kidneys or giving me an extra?”
@furryhunter8897
3 жыл бұрын
@@0Yvonne0 fookin laser soights
Fallion saved your life with the bus explody warning. Fallion is a better friend than Ray.
@fallion6355
3 жыл бұрын
And now it's in writing.
@Nanoytgaming
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Ray would've just teabagged my corpse
'points to the victim, points to Nano' Nano: Imma walk away *2 inches later* Nano: hehe cop goes stabby stabby
Cleaning ladies are the most feared people in the world.
@sarahhammond6375
3 жыл бұрын
First few minutes of the game and I am literally crying with laughter
@0Yvonne0
3 жыл бұрын
No mexican grandmothers are
@achuu7917
3 жыл бұрын
Matthew Franklin no, the Italian grandmas in my neighborhood are. They’re like surveillance cameras
@0Yvonne0
3 жыл бұрын
@@achuu7917 wow ok I'd say that tops it
@iplaygames1497
2 жыл бұрын
Gang in all of gta
Honestly, I'm just surprised it took him 2 parts to get banned.
@ShadowMoon878
3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they last 1 hour. Clearly they are not roleplaying and playing it like any old GTA online server.
@lassehl4349
3 жыл бұрын
He just Got kicked.
@MagWasTaken
3 жыл бұрын
@@lassehl4349 point stands
The docter is complety normal, he uses a knife to do surgery and the heaving breathing is because he is nervous, this happens alot on their first patient.
@SuperRocky909
3 жыл бұрын
I'd give you another like but you at 69 and that feels right
@0Yvonne0
3 жыл бұрын
Do they randomly stab people to?
@zeph5167
3 жыл бұрын
@@0Yvonne0 ye emergency operation outside hospital.
@0Yvonne0
3 жыл бұрын
@@zeph5167 I was asking if that's what doctors do.
@carbon5362
3 жыл бұрын
@@0Yvonne0 Surgeon's(not doctors though that is just nitpicky) do not do surgery outside of the OR because of the possibility for contamination. Unless the patient is likely to die right then and there unless they perform some operation they wait until they enter a sterile environment because if they don't the patient will likely die of infection anyway.
This guy is basically SovietWomble, but he actually uploads
@somethingidk8472
3 жыл бұрын
Red X soviet is active lmao, he basically streams every day, clearly not a die hard fan
@mahdiadib9295
3 жыл бұрын
and hes actually funny
@DamienDevs
3 жыл бұрын
@@somethingidk8472 some people don't have the time to catch streams. I prefer videos because I can watch them on my own time.
@cypher_302
3 жыл бұрын
@@somethingidk8472 uhhhh, are you blind. He said *uploads* not streams. PepegaBlind
@silentonehere
3 жыл бұрын
Sovitwomble is better
"I'm trying to find you Nano" Nano: "Just follow the gunshots" That's the most American thing I have ever heard so far.
@bradleysanders9007
2 жыл бұрын
Is nano American?
@iplaygames1497
2 жыл бұрын
@@bradleysanders9007 no he's Portuguese
@iplaygames1497
2 жыл бұрын
@@bradleysanders9007 it's in his about section
@bradleysanders9007
2 жыл бұрын
@@iplaygames1497 ok
protesting outside a police station in GTAV with a guitar is about the funniest thing ive seen
9:40 As a portuguese i must explain that this is a joke, the guy talking is sort of a comedian. He's mostly known as the guy who can go without blinking for 2+ minutes. He's saying the he would never enter that place and that he would prefer to get a facist-bourgeois intoxication.
"we got stabbed." Cop: " oh nice"
9:30 I've been watching Nano for the past year without knowing he was Portuguese.
@lukas_2701
3 жыл бұрын
i need the video
@Turcin333
3 жыл бұрын
I really thought he is a from Russia or Balkan.
@dragutintheslav-veliki790
3 жыл бұрын
@@Turcin333 What made you think that?
@antonionavio7324
3 жыл бұрын
Me to and i'm portuguese
@matheusavila3458
Жыл бұрын
@@dragutintheslav-veliki790 portuguese sounds like a slav language
The start of the video, reminds me of my childhood doctor, except he said there is stuff to stop my pain in his white van for some reason.
"we got assaulted by two strange men wearing purple" **The men behind the slaughter**
12:10 When the Mr. Clean gang finds out Clorox came to town.
I was never this early, and just like the other guy, I think I might come back later too
@scaredmage4708
3 жыл бұрын
Good call
@mareksoucek4514
3 жыл бұрын
Hello brother from another mother. With the same image 😂😂
@dragutintheslav-veliki790
3 жыл бұрын
@@mareksoucek4514 Well hello my long lost brother (from another mother)! I was looking for you all over the internet for years 😂
@mareksoucek4514
3 жыл бұрын
@@dragutintheslav-veliki790 now the question. Did I find you, or you find me, by commenting on video we both love to watch. 🤔🤔🤔
@dragutintheslav-veliki790
3 жыл бұрын
@@mareksoucek4514 A good question indeed, maybe it's the universe itself that made us both come to this video at this time? 🤔
I’m almost positive it says Obey and Survive on the cop cars “at least in standard vanilla game” where “Protect and Serve” would be on a real cop car as well.
@dragutintheslav-veliki790
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, there is a bar in GTA V called "PißWasser" or something like that, which would translate to "piss water" as the letter ß=ss in German and Wasser=Water in German So yeah, I believe it is a GTA humor
I don't like warning texts. You should have warned me about it, I feel offended.
Nobody Not a soul Driver: The excuse is that you're pregnant
I think I’m to early, I’ll just come back another time
@Nomad_Prime
3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@amonGustavo07
3 жыл бұрын
Where did you learn to engilsh
@argesdoang4029
3 жыл бұрын
I Will wait
@thatonebruneiankid8824
3 жыл бұрын
@@amonGustavo07The irony is too much for me to handle lmao
@sebaso2968
3 жыл бұрын
@@thatonebruneiankid8824 xD
7:10 “that woman is pregnant” got me crying laughing
The cops pull up to the hospital. They find one guy who was ran over. His friends took him to the hospital to where they find both of the conscious friends stabbed and a fourth guy who was presumably shot by the third guy. Cops be like, wtf
"i need a doctor" *knife guy: yes* (shiver me timbers never gotten this much likes before)
"I have $50" ePiC gAmEr Quite
I died never thought I would see the day Nano playing GTA and see the beauty of how fun it is all the shankings you can do are limitless
Great video, Nano! I play this game vicariously through your videos since I've never been able to play GTA V multiplayer without it being an extremely laggy and terrible experience. I tried GTA V online for the first time when it launched on PC and I didn't play for more than thirty minutes as my experience was the most insanely laggy mess I'd ever seen in an online game. I waited a year before trying it for the second time and nothing had changed no matter how low my ping was (500 Mbps), the game was still an insanely laggy mess. I then waited until 2019 to try it for a third time and it was the same insanely laggy experience I had the first two times no matter how low my ping was, no matter which server I tried playing on, no matter how many players were in the server, no matter how close the server was and it was still just as terrible and laggy even though my bandwidth was then a stable 1.0 Gbps with extremely low latency. It wasn't the fault of my PC hardware either, every time I tried playing it was on a very powerful gaming PC far exceeding the recommended or even ideal top specifications required to run above 60 FPS at the maximum quality for all graphical settings. I still don't understand how Rockstar, one of the largest, most talented, and highest funded game development companies in the world couldn't ever figure out how to fix GTA V online when most other large multiplayer games developed by smaller studios perform immeasurably better.
What’s up Nano! I love your videos, keep up the great work!
@Nanoytgaming
3 жыл бұрын
Hey! thanks man
@bradleysanders9007
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nanoytgaming what's up Nano! I love your comments, keep up the above average work.
"I clean you're room" *floor it fallion*
"Obey and survive" -police officer 2020
@bradleysanders9007
2 жыл бұрын
"Obey and survive" -nano 2020
This is the definition of bringing the boys to the yard 11:34
Watching through and this is hilarious. I clean your room at the beginning.
12:06 Mr. Clean and the bois jump local crime boss (1964 colorized)
Love your content mate. Keep up the great work!
@Nanoytgaming
3 жыл бұрын
Appreciate it
2:40 Ok I'm already dying save me please
Love the content variety Nano❤️
@Nanoytgaming
3 жыл бұрын
And again a vid i really laughed my ass off..."Here´s a dead woman here..did you stab a woman as well and left?" "Yeah, that was the first victim... and then i got the taste on it...!"... Nano your comments are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!...
3:14 yall did a quick sprunk stop. nice
I wish I had the musical talent to play the guitar in such a passionate way.
7:19 LOL HE JUST TELL THE TRUTH TO OFFICERS
I've been waiting for this nano.
Nano... thank God for you bro... love to laugh at your content. So funny. Thanks for what you do.
I'm feeling very lucky finding this channel, everytime I watching Nano I will always laughing
HAHAHAHAHA "Os Homens da Luta" pa! Saudações ao Jel.... Fantastic Nano!
Ok this is my favorite video of yours Love it
Fu*crownoise*ing great video Nano. Can't wait for part 2!
Hey this was funny, good job Nano 🔥
Oh god. I was dying of laughter.
This is the best thing ever! lmao xD
When he kicked the cop car and ran with the guitar was the cherry on top
Oh Nano, how i have waited for your videos 😍
11:33 and that’s why every gang fears nano and his crew
Never been this early before, anyways keep up the good work, love your content
Other contries's servers : **insulting each other and being totally fine with it** British servers : **kicking a police car** Why are you so rude ? Also British servers : **robbing a store** Evening officer
This is brilliant! xD
9:04 crippling lower back pain? You mean LUMBAGO
That was hilarious as fuck, thank you. Needed those laughs, especially the last bit.
This was great keep up the great work
Damnit I have to wake up at 3am and its 1am but I see a Nano video so I have to watch. I did not regret
Love this! Hoping for more
The music at the end iconic
10:31, hey Lewis, it’s hammer time
“I’m just a passenger on a bus. What are you talking about?” Lmao
Apparently Good Nano wasn’t on the server that day😆. Hilarious Nano, great video 👍
@Nanoytgaming
3 жыл бұрын
thank you man
@BanzaiPineapple
3 жыл бұрын
Nano: it’s an honor, brother...just being honest, so, thank you👍
Lmao Confuse the cops: Best way to get away with a robbery
This was, for me, unexpectedly funny lol
This is chaos and I love it
The way you just put randomly "os homens da luta" hahaha - Chorei a rir
"Air-to-air missiles" in the bookmarks of the video. amazing
i enjoyed this so much lmao
Man, these absolutely chaotic scenes with the cops trying to get sense out of anybody are actually kinda realistic
I can hear the Florida man news "man gets stabbed after shooting man who stabbed his friend while helping friend who got run over"
I think it might be the best video of nano
me before the video: ooh, a role-play game? this gonna be serious. me after the video: WHY HE'S KILLING AT EVERY PERSON? xD
Nano your videos are amazing and I really enjoy thwm
Nano honestly u should do more of these vids also iv been subscribed since 10k
This was wonderfull. You won me over
8:03 "I didn't know anyone was behind me" love that nano
nano i love your channel sorry i didnt was here for an a hour i was sleeping
''Got stabbed outside a hospital''...Sounds like Cape Town in South Africa.
best nano video ever
Area 51 bit had me rolling!
Love your vids nano
cant wait for part 2 xD
"Use Your Phone To Call For Medical **Attension** Or Wait 9 Minutes--- To Respawn "
Only nano can be the one attempting to be super serious and still fuck it up 😆
This is lovely
Holy.... Best video ever 🤣🤣
best vid of gta5 roleplay ever
I LOVE THIS LMAOOO
Love ya nano, from Australia brother.
I like the explanation of fallion at the end.
Yes finally some better content
Nano plays GTA V RP? Welp time to crack a cold one
Thanks nano very cool
Nano: all that for 10 dollars. Me: all that for a drop of blood.
The way they crashed into grove street was a thing of beauty
I loved this