Dylan doing “First and Last” with Riverdale is insane. Him not knowing the absolute crazy story lines that every season threw at us for no reason and just thinking the show was NORMAL is killing me.

@familyfun6995

8 ай бұрын

and that random musical episode where NOBODY could sing 😂

@simpleplanfan011

8 ай бұрын

He totally missed them getting mf SUPER POWERS. Like whyyyyy

@makeitright3810

8 ай бұрын

It was a rollercoaster. Never expected several years back that I would be this glad that this is over.

@Psykochic916

8 ай бұрын

I'm still trying to figure out how this kept going, but Sabrina got cancelled.

@bellarose6780

8 ай бұрын

I stopped watching after the floating abby cult stuff but it got to the point that they got superpowers?!?! tbh kinda glad i didn't finish it cuz it was just too out there for me haha @@simpleplanfan011

Dylan looking at betty's father and just knowing he's a bad man without knowing a full season is a about him because he's a serial killer is amazing

@camissafespace

8 ай бұрын

True, props to the actor too

@ananyasahay

8 ай бұрын

HAHA YES

@elleelizabeth2736

8 ай бұрын

the serial killer gene

@starrypromise

7 ай бұрын

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS 💀

@xevex8142

4 ай бұрын

Ah yes the black hood monstrosity aka the horrible "-A" pretty little liars spin-off

Dylan: ‘I think I’m missing something big’ Also Dylan: watches only the very first and last episode of a show

@coco2.2

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@_.n0v4._84

9 күн бұрын

OF 7 SEASEONS

Dylan i know this is hard and time consuming but i'd literally PAY to see you react to the whole show 😭

@madspiritual

8 ай бұрын

LITERALLY

@mazvitaselemani

7 ай бұрын

If he did, I think he'd hate the ending as much as anyone else. No way I stayed with these characters for 7 whole years and the best the writers could do was give half assed recaps to wrap up storylines. This finale could have been a powerpoint presentation I bet that's what the script looked like as well 😂

@merryberry6576

7 ай бұрын

@@mazvitaselemani literallyy, I dont even watch the show and I'm surprised Dylan was okay with all the "telling and not showing" of it all.

@samanthaarts

5 ай бұрын

YES 100%🤣

@elliehawkins7925

4 ай бұрын

i would too

there's genuinely nothing funnier than the fact that fans were at eachother's throats for 7 seasons over which couples end up together only for the writers to be like 'fuck it all of them are together, all four. live with it.'

@_CallMeRex

8 ай бұрын

And then then immediately “as soon as they graduate none of them hear from each other again.” Off their rocker.

@Guineapigsreadingbooks

8 ай бұрын

They wanted to neither have, nor eat their cake with putting them all together and then immediately telling us they wouldn’t ever see each other after highschool.

@multifandomnerd1328

8 ай бұрын

my reaction reading this after dropping the show halfway through season 3: IM SORRY THEY DID WHAT??

@chadstchad

7 ай бұрын

“and then we WONT show the archie/jughead side of that!” 🤡

@EnverZueros

7 ай бұрын

The polyamorous relationship probably comes as no surprise to anyone who read the comic books

Honestly this is less confusing than watching the whole show

@sploxy123

8 ай бұрын

LIKE ACTUALLY, I watched up until the time skip and now everyone’s in the 50s like what tf HAPPENED????

@saylorgrey1029

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Wh0reRacha

8 ай бұрын

How did you watch the whole video I'm 2 minutes

@-kassy-2423

8 ай бұрын

FR

@kimreni

8 ай бұрын

He skipped past all the craziest parts. The final season was tame in comparison to the ones in the middle

the way he literally called Hal Cooper being a murderer in the first few minutes of the episode

@annoar9776

3 ай бұрын

omg yes

Dylan getting Jughead’s name wrong every time was absolutely killing me 😂 I think I actually choked when he said “Drughead?!”

@Kristianalexis1

7 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@loverrlee

6 ай бұрын

Yeah that was great 😂

@kalin7520

4 ай бұрын

That's how Jughead's dad should have been named

@megancarlstrom7136

Ай бұрын

Butthead sent me 😂😂😂😂

“67 years have gone by” ABSOLUTELY SENT ME INTO ORBIT

@parisewellington3664

2 ай бұрын

That and "hElLo RoOm🌸🥰" KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂

The fact that Dylan was happy with the finale of one of the most UNHINGED tv shows out there… while simultaneously ripping apart NORMAL shows has me 💀

@alexisspurlock1368

8 ай бұрын

I KNOW I literally never know what to expect from Dylan lmfao

@briannawickham5411

8 ай бұрын

@@alexisspurlock1368 when I’m like, “oh, he’s gonna like this” HE DOESNT and when I think he won’t like a show, HE DOES. I’m always on my toes with him 😂

@rica3947

8 ай бұрын

ok but it truly was such a good finale. the whole show is a MESS but they did manage a good ending which suprised me so fucking much lol

@DetectiveHowler

8 ай бұрын

I mean his favourite friends character was Ross.. that told me all I needed to know 😂😂

@briannawickham5411

8 ай бұрын

@@rica3947 it is better than I thought it would be lmaoo but I’m just into the whole, “show, don’t tell” And hated the recap aspect of it

My experience with the show: I watched seasons 1-2, then dropped it and watched Alex Meyers's commentaries instead. That's how I knew I was going on without watching the show.

@tarynwilson1223

8 ай бұрын

Same but I dropped it after season 3 then started following via Alex Meyers

@riddhima702

8 ай бұрын

That's exactly what i did and zero regrets!! 10 1 hour long eps per season of garbage or 3 15 min videos wrapping the whole season with humour?? The best decision

@madeehaghani9138

7 ай бұрын

Same! Except I dropped it midway through season 2. Alex's seasonal commentaries were the greatest way to watch the rest.

@EmpathizeVortex

6 ай бұрын

Not same. I Dropped it at the end of s2 and never looked back or watched videos about it

@dpgwalter

6 ай бұрын

@@riddhima702Its actually a lot more fun than you’d expect when you don’t have someone who’s career to make fun of it and call it trash telling you how horrible it is (he still watched every episode)

That teacher was 100% grooming archie. It wasn’t a relationship. She was abusing him. The “we shouldn’t be alone together” was classic grooming. Making him think them together was on him…

@quantummidget

6 ай бұрын

Isn't she killed off later after she's shown grooming another student?

@funeralforahorse

6 ай бұрын

Lmao it’s the most ridiculously removed from reality tv show, there is simply no need to contextualise this relationship in real life

@WaffleOnTheRun

6 ай бұрын

@@quantummidget Yep like the beginning of the second season

@lalehiandeity1649

5 ай бұрын

You’re delusional if you think that was the intention from the start. 😂

@elonglass3394

5 ай бұрын

im late asl bur RIGHT??? i just came from his pretty little liars video and him getting so upset over the male teacher female student dynamic but then laughing off this one bc the student is a boy...... aghhh

Betty: “I’m not Polly.” Dylan: “Oh so she’s into more traditional relationships” The rest of us: IS SHE THOUGH?!?

@eviehnt

8 ай бұрын

and the fact that polly becomes a stripper or something called polly amorous 😭😭

@justonedayy_

8 ай бұрын

Came to the comments right after I heard him say it💀

8 ай бұрын

@@eviehnt what

I need Dylan’s reaction to the first and last episode of EVERY SEASON of Riverdale. He needs to experience the chaos!

@mayavp

8 ай бұрын

💯

@taliafore1578

8 ай бұрын

Yes

@uwunerdversal835

8 ай бұрын

Omgosh yes!😂

@Chloe-fs4bp

8 ай бұрын

this would be so good

@albertiljevic3972

8 ай бұрын

EXACTLY what I was thinking

Oh the way I would KILL to see the reactions of Dylan finding out the ACTUAL plotlines of the seasons between the first and final episode. I need to see that because hunny, this show was literally anything BUT normal.

@chloejolling3895

4 ай бұрын

literally, you remember the monster of like the asylum they all were in suddenly. Then a couple seasons suddenly they don't talk or nothing. That was my last drop,it was so confusing.

so sad he didn't see the iconic "in case you haven't noticed: i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. i don't fit i and i don't wanna fit in" scene :((

Dylan looking at Betty‘s father and saying he looks guilty as hell.. little did he know…🤭 Edit: I stopped watching Riverdale after season 4 and I‘m probably more confused about the ending than Dylan himself is lmao

@schwarze_wand

8 ай бұрын

what happend?

@matildaelaine2632

8 ай бұрын

@@schwarze_wand Betty‘s father is a serial killer (Black Hood) and the main enemy in season 2

@JaySewani

8 ай бұрын

​@@schwarze_wandhe a serial killer

@mayrose9387

8 ай бұрын

Murder all over the town

@Aaron-hv4hr

8 ай бұрын

And was also the one that killed Jason 😂 so right on the dot

I am jealous THIS is the experience he walks away from riverdale with. If this whole series was an “until I hate myself” video he would be singing a different toon. And by singing I mean screaming into a pillow, breaking his computer and staring into the abyss 😂

@prophecygirl93

8 ай бұрын

‘Toon’ lol

@maryamgholizad2798

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@hicsuntdracones9065

8 ай бұрын

@@prophecygirl93”Show” lol

@iheartdog4423

8 ай бұрын

I'm glad other people watched the whole show and the finale and went, well this was crap

@jess-tu2zh

8 ай бұрын

Nah he watched the first season yearssss ago

When he made the “poly” joke my immediate thought was “oh he has no idea what’s coming” LMAO

This is one of the shows where it needs to be first and last episode of each season. You have no clue what you missed Dylan 😭

dylan just assuming that this finale made sense in the context of the show and being really happy with how everything ended is so hilarious

@loverrlee

6 ай бұрын

I watched the entire show and I liked the ending 😂

@cheddarmx5969

5 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@loverrlee The ending is a good ending/ episode in a vacuum but with the context of the rest of the show it’s essentially the biggest “FUCK YOU” that the writers could’ve possibly come up with, they literally built the tension of who’s gonna end up together for 6 YEARS, and then in the final episode it’s just “haha lol not only were they were in a quad but they ALSO never see each other again after Highschool”.

The whole Cheryl having Jason in her basement was crazy. She had him like stuffed or something and would wheel him round in a wheelchair😭

@donkeykong3628

8 ай бұрын

Reminds me of that pumpkin head game manlybadasshero played 😬 pretty interesting game lmao

@sammiller8725

8 ай бұрын

As someone who has never and will never watch Riverdale - she what?!

@jadewolf22

8 ай бұрын

I know nothing about Riverdale and after reading the comments I’m so confused 😭😭😭

@maddysonjane

8 ай бұрын

@@sammiller8725 they were in a cult where the cult leader grave robbed jason’s grave, after he was arrested, cheryl kept the body, stuffed it, and talked to it.

@Kallixede

8 ай бұрын

​@@maddysonjanewtf 😭

“If you tell me in the afterlife I gotta be a service worker, Im searching for immortality” best line of the whole video 😂

I'm just realizing Dylan hasn't done a First and Last of Gilmore Girls and behalf of all the fall girlies, I think we need it.

@noneofyourbeeswax3734

4 ай бұрын

YESS PLS

@amandak35

4 ай бұрын

omg yes pleaseeee

@meli-ye9jq

3 ай бұрын

Yes maam

@janaloff

3 ай бұрын

YESSSS

@ana13910

13 күн бұрын

YEHEEES

I think they made the poly relationship because the writers couldn’t decide who should be with who so they just made them all be together 😂

@rebeccahicks2392

8 ай бұрын

That actually makes sense.

@vitalyaloves

8 ай бұрын

that tracks with the general quality of writing and decision-making going on with riverdale

@antidave

8 ай бұрын

Tbh non fans actually liked that 😭

@radhiadeedou8286

8 ай бұрын

​@@antidavedid they ?

@rhainehodge5696

8 ай бұрын

I mean. The same thing basically happened with the original comics. LMAO. They didn't know who to put Archie with so they just kinda did both and made it a time warp.

Lili Reinhart genuinely has so much talent, can't wait to see her in actual good shows and movies

@JR-pf9in

8 ай бұрын

I only ever watched the first season, but I still remember being most captivated by Lili's performance; the others were mostly forgettable. Betty was my favorite because of her.

@seducedbysasquatch

8 ай бұрын

100%! I was telling my boyfriend recently that I really need to see Lili in a slasher film. Not even as the final girl - as the murderer. Her dark Betty performance (although the writing was cringe) showed me just how well she could do in a psychological thriller, horror movie, etc. Also, props to Madelaine for keeping her performance as Cheryl super consistent and so painful to endure. I always hated her character and found Cheryl to be overbearing, but admired just how well Madelaine played her. I really need to see her in a Mean Girls-esque universe, Gossip Girls-esque, etc lmaoo@@JR-pf9in

@argent_h0e365

8 ай бұрын

Chemical is good and she’s amazing in it

@Arvak

8 ай бұрын

I really enjoyed Look Both Ways!

@liabstrait8306

8 ай бұрын

​@@Arvaksame !!!

Someone please tell Dylan that reason the finale is weird is because it’s a parody of the 1938 play Our Town by Thornton Wilder lol (Jughead is the narrator and Betty is Emily). In the final act of Our Town, Emily has just passed away and she asks the narrator to take her back one last time to the town. Some of the Riverdale dialogue is the exact same or very similar to Our Town. I played Emily in my high school’s performance and I this was all too familiar 😂

@Cody4062

4 ай бұрын

holy shit.... thats pretty embarassing

Not only the fact that he’s proven the show is better if you just watch the first couple episodes and the last one or two, but the CONSTANT references to a poly relationship look like something that they actually led to instead of a “fuck it, why not” mention

I love how we all collectively knew this video was eventually coming 😂

8 ай бұрын

We've been waiting and now it's finally here

@rualmaurice9

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@user-pi7ri4in1z

8 ай бұрын

Omg yes, I just finished the show and all the videos that alex made

@desiatovaalex

8 ай бұрын

The second final ep aired i started the countdown to Dylan's video😂

@leilas8416

8 ай бұрын

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS FOR THIS

The way he clocked Betty's dad as a murderer straight away is actually hilarious

@leoray4936

8 ай бұрын

Hahaha who did he murder? 😂

@Tokoyami-eh3sg

8 ай бұрын

@@leoray4936 Almost the entire second or first season was his serial killer arc

@cassiesayshi8174

8 ай бұрын

@@Tokoyami-eh3sgthey asked who did he kill lol I would reply but I haven’t watched it in years so I forgot

you missed the school dealing with a drug called jingle jangle, a plantation healing cult with like maybe witches or maybe it's just hallucinations, a crossover with the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot, them all getting superpowers from an explosion, Jughead exploring the multiverse almost completely on accident, Archie getting mauled by a bear, dopplegangers of Reggie facing off in a duel, Cheryl becoming the fucking Phoenix from X-men, them all time-traveling back to the 50s to reset the multiverse, a separate universe where witchcraft is real (keep in mind, this is technically separate from the original universe) that half a season takes place in, Betty having like a Dark alter ego that's somehow connected to the fact she's genetically predisposed to be a serial killer, a Mind controlling british dude with almost no clear motivations at all, a five year time jump to account for the actors aging (despite the fact that due to time travel, they're all in high school again in the final season), the showrunners not wanting to show the Archie/Jughead kiss in the polycule reveal during the finale cause "that would be too hot for tv", a tickle fetish movie making subplot, canonical gaurdian angels, and that one episode where Betty had a nest of spiders growing in her hair. to say you missed a lot would be an understatement

@bellamarauder6320

3 ай бұрын

…what is this show???

@savedbythecoke

27 күн бұрын

I stopped after season 3-4 and I’m so damn lost omg.. is it worth watching the rest though?

Funny how you didn’t catch Cheryl’s brothers name change and he came back to life a different person 😂😂😂

Dylans fear of incest after 17 again is hilarious😂

@drangel1345

8 ай бұрын

He is TRAUMATISED

@aspenskyet

8 ай бұрын

to be fair idk anyone who started riverdale and wasn't suspicious of it between cheryl and jason at first 😭

@CassidyCamp0822

8 ай бұрын

@@aspenskyetREAL

I think this is the rare case where you can enjoy the last episode more if you haven't seen the road to it. Because you will assume that things you don't fully understand had some plausible explanation before, that a string of events that somewhat follows cause and effect led there. And with most shows you would be right to assume that because that is how capable writers build their stories. But this is Riverdale.

@mxdmaxc

8 ай бұрын

idk what the writers were aiming for but if they were aiming for the craziest wildest most absurd show in history then they absolutely nailed it gotta give them that💀

@bluemai8776

8 ай бұрын

i've never watched the show but this comment is hilarious

@procrastinatorextraordinai7593

8 ай бұрын

I would just love for someone to write a full timeline of the show so I can be even more confused

@RandomSwiftie13

8 ай бұрын

Y'all should watch Alex Myers's reactions to tho whole thing.

@memento81

8 ай бұрын

@@RandomSwiftie13 indeed. If you just want to know how batshit crazy the show went and have a laugh at it without investing the time to actually watch all that garbage, then Alex got you covered.

the silence after he find out Cheryl kept jason's body in a cellar.... yeah it was a dark time for our girl😭💀

My favorite part was you discovering that marbles is a game lol. The smaller balls are arranged in a pile and the larger ball is used to hit the pile in an attempt to knock some out. Like billards but without the table and no need for a pool cue.

"jason wouldn't want us to spend the year mourning jason would want us to spend the year evening" LMAOOOO im ashamed of myself for laughing out loud at this

@Sande.cheeks

8 ай бұрын

No, me too, I was glad nobody is around. 😂

@vuyolwethu_m26

8 ай бұрын

it was flipping hilarious 😂😂😂 I have no shame

@tomygirl18

8 ай бұрын

Saaaame, I laughed way too hard 😂

@jambee_q

8 ай бұрын

I laughed too loudly

Dylan has aged like fine wine. Aged into a wonderful 23 year old.

@pinkfox7051

8 ай бұрын

And most of us has seen him grow into a wonderfully funny 23 year old😌

@ThePhantominyourDreams

8 ай бұрын

@@pinkfox7051yeah we’ve seen him turn 23 for years, still looking great

@jade-zd2vy

8 ай бұрын

wait i thought he was like early 30s??

@ThePhantominyourDreams

8 ай бұрын

@@jade-zd2vy it’s an inside joke😭

@janakatharina2610

8 ай бұрын

lol he is 21 or 22 years old. For real.. I know he look like 30😂

I personally feel like Dylan really really really REALLY should do a first and last of Superstore. Its so perfect for this type of content!

I've watched the entire show, start to finish. I hadn't caught up on the final season until I saw you post this... and then I binged it. God, that last episode actually made me cry. The final season might have been my favourite because it was balls to the walls and held no prisoners, and that ending was just such a loving send off. But I'll never let go of Archie fighting a bear while running away from juvie. God, what a show.

@xevex8142

4 ай бұрын

Gosh, I remember being so happy that they brought back Joaquin just to show him being involved with that g&g shit and dying.🥲

@Raini2727

3 ай бұрын

I always think of Chad Michael Murray and his rocket he built in the cult he started 🥲

So much happened between Season 1 and Season 7 that people who actually stuck with it don’t know wtf happened so this is truly jumping into the deep end with sharks who have the serial killer gene

@DevinEDB

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, no shit. I watched through 5 seasons and I'm way more confused than Dylan, I guess

@angeljoyneice

8 ай бұрын

Me who watched all 7 seasons and I’m still confused after season 4💀💀

@kamsioramasionwu1757

8 ай бұрын

Not the serial killer gene XD

@imanijimbah4115

8 ай бұрын

SERIAL KILLER GENE😭😭😭

I love that Dylan doesn’t know what happened in between the first and last episode. Like is you JUST watched this, this seems like a semi normal show. Like I think it would be so funny to have Dylan read a summary of what happens in between, bro would be confused as hell.

@mooony22

8 ай бұрын

no bc literally the show was so good in the beginning and went probably the worst way ever in film history. Like we get shitty last seasons, Riverdale just gave an amazing start and shit everything else. But literally watching the start and the end it felt so normal and made more sense then everything in between lol. Kind of made me want to watch it

@dreamingbymyshelf

8 ай бұрын

He can just watch Friendly space Ninja lose his mind about all of this for a collective 3 hours and aomething

I love how Dylan is like freaking out the one mention of the serial killer. 😂 Dylan, the whole show had crazy serial killers, like every season. It became so unhinged I just continued watching it till the end. This is why I loved Riverdale I believe. It was a cool reaction video. ☺️

Him calling it a poly relationship in episode one shows it was foreshadowing the whole time😂😂🤣😂

Don’t worry Dylan, Cheryl only kept HIS BODY down in a cellar. I think she was talking to it like it was alive still?

@camellia6147

8 ай бұрын

WHAT??? Why did they laugh about it like it was a funny lil joke when it was brought up 😭

@Melanie-jy2nw

8 ай бұрын

@@camellia6147she doesn’t really remember it. They watched what happened in their ‘first’ life on a tv a few episodes ago.

@madisonmurphy9364

8 ай бұрын

​@Melanie-jy2nw wait....... their first life was the Canon life and THIS was the reincarnation??? I'm so actual factual confused 😂😂

@camellia6147

8 ай бұрын

@@Melanie-jy2nw thank god Dylan made this video so I never have to figure out what any of this means

@justangel

8 ай бұрын

@@madisonmurphy9364basically there was an asteroid heading for riverdale, cheryl with her phoenix power tried to destroy it, tabitha whose an angel then had to put them in a different universe so they could stay alive, none of them remembering their previous life, only jughead remembered then angel tabitha basically took jughead memory away so he could live his life without remembering the past. then a few episodes before the finale, angel tabitha came back and told them she could show them their memories. in the end everyone chose only the good memories meanwhile betty and jughead also kept the bad memories. & then yeah it went from there.

I knew a girl in high school who wrote her AP Capstone project on Riverdale. When I asked her to explain her topic to me she said, "I'm going to sound insane, but I'm right." She then started talking about how Riverdale was really about a polycule and all these things I don't remember, but when I heard about how the show ended, I could do nothing but think about her. I wonder how girlie is feeling. Probably extremely powerful, I know I would.

@rue...whenwasthis

8 ай бұрын

her mind

@sstjohn96

8 ай бұрын

Someone in my grad program wrote a paper on Riverdale, no idea what it's about. Her thesis was on Twilight.

@alexiskingston1680

8 ай бұрын

wait, so when the "popular" groups at school that are lowkey all friends date each others ex's is that a polycule???

@sopitaa783

8 ай бұрын

@@alexiskingston1680 to answer your question, I'm going to say no, but I'm also not poly so who am I to say. I think my friends paper was more so to do with queer theory and how queer visibility in media, going back all the way to the Hays Code and before, had to read different from heterosexuality in order to make it past censorship but that didn't mean it wasn't present in media. A real "the closet is glass" situation. I think she made the argument that the original comics were subtextually about a polycule, and so in it's Riverdale format it still keeps much of that subtext.

I started watching this show when I was in the 6th grade. Now, I'm in 11th. I'm sitting here sobbing because of how much time has passed and THIS is the ending they presented us.

@jessicamaria1929

8 ай бұрын

I watched it in the 7th grade during quarantine now I am in 11th time goes so fast

@its.kaylin.8807

8 ай бұрын

@@jessicamaria1929 same bro, same. its absolutely crazy. like this show was our life. it started when we were kinda young and now its gone. 5 years!

@dpgwalter

6 ай бұрын

I liked the ending! The og timeline ends in season 6, and season 7 is more of a “you guys wanted a teen romance and characters that can be happy without lifetimes of trauma being dumped on them on a byweekly basis?”It’s not perfect, but the characters get a nice, calm and happy senior year and sendoff.

@its.kaylin.8807

6 ай бұрын

@@dpgwalter yes! but at the same time, i had no idea what was going on- the timeline was so confusing for me 😭 i feel like riverdale just morphed into a teen version of the twilight zone. i agree that the characters needed something like that but i just can’t envision half the shit that went on. but this is just me- i’m still trying to hold onto the 2019 riverdale. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@xXFallen_AngelXx

2 ай бұрын

Same but honestly the ending had me emotional ngl its really good

I need 7 seperate videos of Dylan watching each season

Lmao for anyone confused, Jughead's girlfriend is an angel, shes able to time travel, she sent Riverdale back to the 40s to fix the present timeline (or something, idk) because everyone got powers, Cheryl became a witch, put a curse on Riverdale and some other stuff 🤷🏾‍♀️ also Veronica somehow owned a bar/strip club while being a teenager. Betty's dad is a serial killer with "serial killer genes" Betty's mom and sister joined a religious cult that set up in an insane asylum, ran by a dude who made his own rocket to go to the moon. Edited after: when everyone had superpowers, Archie had super strength and stopped a meteor with his abs 👍🏾 I think.

@crispyfry4417

8 ай бұрын

That doesn't really clear anything up for me but thanks

@Mimyakko

8 ай бұрын

​@@crispyfry4417you're welcome 🤣

@silverfox8209

8 ай бұрын

Let's not forget that that religious cult harvested organs, the rocket was built for Betty's college found money and her mum joined the cult because her son with Jughead's dad (who she gave up for adoption) was an FBI agent and asked her to do so. Said brother was also a serial killer. Also Archie boxed a bear. This trully was a show of all time

@adrianflipflop9054

8 ай бұрын

Now I have more questions😅

@sofgracemay

8 ай бұрын

wtf is going awnnn 💀

Dylan doing a side by side of himself from years ago to now is living proof that facial hair and hair style on a man can take him from a 5/10 to a 10/10.

@therapyandfolklore

8 ай бұрын

umm Dylan has always been a 10

@emmaearthling444

8 ай бұрын

He’s definitely never been a 5

@soltohell

8 ай бұрын

he went from 10 to 10 but in a different way

@jepros

8 ай бұрын

Now that's a backhanded compliment!

@concentrateorrelax6090

8 ай бұрын

not u calling him ugly i’m done😭😭😭😭

The way he was saying 'affair' repeatedly almost killed me 😭

I have never watched Riverdale, but the first episode and last episode reminds me so much of "Our Town," a play written by Thornton Wilder, mainly the 1 Act and 3rd Act. The last episode especially gives me "Our Town" last/3rd Act vibes, because the main character in the play is dead (there is a time jump between the 2nd and 3rd Act) and the narrator (of the play) takes her back to a favorite memory and then the ghost from the other people in town take about what happened to them and their families and the narrator talks about how the town has changed/has changed.

@SpicyCannoli

3 ай бұрын

Someone on the comments said the last ep is a reference with some direct quotes

Basically what you missed is, the shenanigans ended with cheryl turned discount scarlet witch and the apocalypse in season 6. Then in season 7 all the characters got magically transported to the fifties, and the last season was a mostly chill teen drama, in the fifties.

@fandomlove6607

8 ай бұрын

Wtf! I knew alot of crazy shit happened like them getting superpowers or whatever but an apocalypse?! Damn😂

@kels154

8 ай бұрын

the last time i watched riverdale they was fighting a cult...😭😭😭

@fandomlove6607

8 ай бұрын

@kel8320 bro what, this show is insane😭

@kels154

8 ай бұрын

@@fandomlove6607 i mean it was a pretty good season tbh... they were brainwashed into a organ trafficking cult and lt was a pretty scary concept but like i feel like that was the last good season😭 stopped watching after that

@kels154

8 ай бұрын

@@fandomlove6607 and i remember the end of that season being so gooddddd it was s3 i believe like most people didnt like it but for me it was great, after that it fell downhil

Betty - "Mom, I'm not Polly." Dylan - "OK, she's into more traditional relationships." Me - "oh my god" Edit: yeah, Dylan learning about the "quad" did not disappoint.

@xapokalypse

8 ай бұрын

Same 💀 they literally called it in the pilot episode even though it wasn't intentional

"DougHead?... DOUGHEAD! Mughead?" 😂😂😂

I love what they did with fangs in the end! I think a lot of non music lovers miss that his character/death are inspired by Ritchie Valens who died in a plane crash along with a bunch of other musicians like Buddy Holly. Riverdale was bad in so many ways but I always loved the movie/music references they would use.

This is so funny actually. Perfect show to do this. Almost wished he would do first and last of each season bc is equally if not more confusing lol

@arielle.m-g

8 ай бұрын

That would be HILARIOUS because it would be SO MUCH more confusing 🤣

dylan BASICALLY predicting the poly relationship drop 9 minutes in genuinely had me up and pacing

The fact that he predicted who black hood is was mind blowing

2:03 You were technically 50% correct about them being incestuous since Jason and Polly had children together and they are 3rd cousins

I believe Riverdale creators just have 2 dartboards, one with the names of the characters, one with the most fever dream wacky scenarios and they just play darts every time they brainstorm a new story line

@dream.5708

8 ай бұрын

lmfao😭

@arunima8138

8 ай бұрын

Okay this is from the fairbairn films video

I love how the finale encapsulates like 1% of the total chaos that went down in this series lmao

@user-lw5ez6ic1d

8 ай бұрын

HONESTLY im lowkey sad its over it kept me entertained for like five years😭

that first episode is so nostalgic now😭

"Mom, I'm not Polly" had my pun filled brain SCREAMING

I have to say, I love watching Dylan have a mental breakdown because of Riverdale. but I wish he knew about all the other UNHINGED things that went on in previous seasons that are not mentioned in this last episode. Like the Mothman, Cheryl being a literal bootleg Scarlet Witch, the organ-harvesting cult, Betty's dad being a serial killer, the bootleg DND game that actually ends up in a weird demon killer. that would be so fun to watch hahaha

@jessegonzalez926

8 ай бұрын

As someone who knows nothing about Riverdale, this has almost convinced me to watch the series. That sounds so wild lol

@disneylover192

8 ай бұрын

@jessegonzalez9177 it's not as fun as it sounds haha. The seasons are almost not even related to each other, nothing makes sense.

@allegrasmith8710

8 ай бұрын

@@jessegonzalez926 just look up ‘Riverdale Crack’ on KZread… all of the entertainment without having to sit through all of the episodes lol

@paniiiniii1484

8 ай бұрын

just by you describing some of the things that happened in the series is enough for me to not finish it. I got so frustrated just by reading this. Can´t even imagine what it´ll be like finish the series XD

@disneylover192

8 ай бұрын

@paniiiniii1484 i have to be honest that i stopped watching the show after season 3 but somehow i couldn't escape it hahaha. Everything i know about is against my will

I loved the first couple seasons of Riverdale, but then it got really weird when they started to add in magic and random musicals... So I stopped watching it😭

@NationalRunescape

8 ай бұрын

I agree was still weird but the magic is atleast understandable since riverdale is set in the same universe as sabrina. Imo the way they set up the two shows tho they should of just left it with references rather than full on cross overs

@thegingergyrl455

8 ай бұрын

I watched every episode and I couldn’t explain it if I tried. It’s a wild ride, to be sure. I was waiting for Dylan to do this since the finale aired. Off the rails is an accurate way to sum this show up. The finale was actually really good .

@kayleetiller1302

8 ай бұрын

I dipped when the Gargoyle King started

@GentlyUsedFrog

8 ай бұрын

@@NationalRunescape should have*

@_Its.Just.Felix_

8 ай бұрын

The magic makes sense because Riverdale is along side Greendale and set in the same universe as Sabrina the teenage witch that's why there were crossovers between the two.

"Jason wouldn't want us to spend the year mourning" He would like us to spend the year evening Peak comedy. Brilliant. Me? On the floor laughing.

My experience huh? Ok. Started watching because my cousin bullied me to. I loved it. Seasons 1&2 were just amazing, 15 year old me absolutely LOVED everything about it. Then season 3 started getting a little sus but nevertheless, I made it till season 5. Ever since it aired, I have not been able to get through episode 15 (or something like that). But like physically. I am not kidding. But still followed everything through Instagram. Until today. I got home from work and happened to stumble upon this masterpiece of a video. I think what I loved most about this was that I got to know how the show ended without actually having to put myself through the unhingedness of it. So thanks I guess

@desireedominguez3431

2 ай бұрын

Literally same!

27:03 Dylan replying "Thanks man" to Jughead's "have a good night" was so cute

@alexisspurlock1368

8 ай бұрын

came to say this lol

not Dylan looking at Betty's dad for a split second and already knowing he's a serial killer💀

you should do this for shameless, skipping 12 seasons and 10 years worth of plot and character development is insane

One last thing to add, the finale of Riverdale is more or less taking inspiration from the 1938 Thorton Wilder play "Our Town", specifically Act 3 of that play--where the female protagonist of that play on her deathbed gets the opportunity to re-live any one day of her life with a supernatural tour guide by way of New England stage manager accompanying her as she does. The series outright prepares you for such an ending by name-dropping Our Town a few times in Season 7. So it's actively invoking the reference. And it's not the first time they do that with a season (name drop inspirations for the season they're writing--the problem is that often they don't do well taking inspiration from those influences... this is one of the cases where they did actually rather well).

Honestly I’d love to get an extended version of this video where Dylan watch the last ep of every season so he can experience at least some of the craziness we had to endure😂

@MsJoee21

8 ай бұрын

I thought about that as well! There need to be a middle ground to try and convey this insanity that was that show!

@lilbrownbear

8 ай бұрын

i was hoping for that too!! like every season premiere, mid season finale and season finale, that would make it 18-20 episodes in total. basically 1 season lol

@oceangelixir

8 ай бұрын

as someone who will never watch the series I would absolutly dig that! just to get a little overview ;)

@lz4527

8 ай бұрын

I would love to see this, please do it Dylan.

@lauurennmacd

8 ай бұрын

YES I NEED THISSSS

a lot of people were disappointed with the finale because betty and archie were originally engaged in the present timeline, but then they sent them back in time, erased all their memories and they never mentioned it again. only for them to not end up together. it was incredibly disappointing and frustrating season. the finale wasn’t even saying goodbye to the real versions of themselves.

@neussd8752

8 ай бұрын

i really liked jughead and betty together. I stopped watching halfway season 4. But I understand that people who were rooting for archie and betty were frustrated at that. I would be too

@rica3947

8 ай бұрын

i loved the finale! they got their memories back and even said they remembered how it was to be with each other and that's why they decided to do the poly thing. I think the finale was great because the relationships did get addressed but at the same time it showed how life expands past your highschool sweethearts, while still giving them very emotional and meaningful scenes.

@cornelialindblom3957

8 ай бұрын

What the heck? xD Going back in time? What show did this end up being? xD

@Starbits7

8 ай бұрын

Um, what? lol

@fuzzycat31

8 ай бұрын

That poly thing was a cheap cop out 😒

17:25 was my exact reaction watching that scene.

21:28 i’m not kidding when I say this is the hardest i’ve laughed in a while

I burst out laughing at the "67 years have gone by" and had the exact same expression as Dylan because whAT THE FUCK that caught me so off guard, even when I was bracing myself to watch the finale while out of the loop 😭😭

The fact that he clocked Betty's dad being a murderer in 2 seconds is so funny

literally never seen a single episode of this show, but watching the last few minutes of the finale, i almost cried.

19:35 I’m ngl i was someone that thought riverdale was a joke after season two or three, and I watched just to laugh at it, but that last episode actually made me cry

Dylan’s face after “67 years have gone by” 😂😂

Dylan catching that Mr Cooper was a murderer literally the second he saw him gave me literal chills. Dylan. Who are you.

At 8:30-something, making the marbles joke; Love It! On a side note, I and my brothers used to have marbles. We really just kept the ones we found were pretty. They don't have to be used for games, they can just sit there and look pretty. Similar to how witches or others keep crystals around for healing and vibes and stuff.

Dylan needs to watch first and last of every seasons of Riverdale to understand how insane this tv show is😂

honestly it's sad that we won't see dylan react to betty's cult, The epic highs and lows of high school football, archie fighting a bear (and winning), floating babies, The many, many musical numbers, endless amount of twins/siblings of everyone in the show, everyone getting superpowers?, all the rituals and sacrifices, cheryl stopping a comet from destroying the world....

@lourdespacheco3700

4 ай бұрын

A comet…? 😂 what the actual fuhhh 😂

@marcus9995

3 ай бұрын

Don’t forget jugheads girlfriend being able to time travel and her trying to save the multiverse 😂

@annalaraarmagno4608

3 ай бұрын

Is this a marvel show? 😂😂

@janaloff

3 ай бұрын

i gave up watching after season 2, and WOW am i glad i did 😂 this sounds insane 😂

@bellamarauder6320

3 ай бұрын

i’m like 57% convinced you made half of that up but with this show i don’t even know

In show finales you can almost always feel the sadness of the ending so poignantly because the actors' sadness about leaving this chapter of their life behind bleeds into their performance. That was a lot of tears- I thought the cast of Riverdale famously hated the show. Maybe they're trauma bonded and it's really just sadness about being separated from each other.

@berryonce3067

8 ай бұрын

Not the trauma bonding jsjsjs but yeah like they seem to actually be kinda close so makes sense :((

@jasmine511

8 ай бұрын

they all hated the show but loved each other

@dylantd9189

8 ай бұрын

I mean Cole just seemed checked out. Granted Jughead rarely showed emotion. But Lili was amazing. I think she genuinely saw the good and bad times and knew she was gonna miss it. I think also, working on set wasn't bad, it was just the dumb scripts. And it's kinda like graduating high school. You might not have enjoyed it, but it's still a sad moment.

@entrydenied

8 ай бұрын

It reminded me about the ending parts of Desperate Housewives too, where they left Wisteria Lane one after another and never came together as a group ever again.

@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343

8 ай бұрын

I think they do the the show but love the people with it.

Dylan conplimenting the finale without watching the show is so fucking funny. The finale is definitely the most bonkers shit the writers decided to do

I was so busy lately and couldn’t enjoys Dylan’s masterpieces and I’m so happy I now have time to watch this episode 🎉 7 minutes in and my mood is way up there ✨

I genuinely burst out laughing when Dylan pulled out the marbles again. He's really making the most of those 7 dollars 😭😭

Dylan talking about Betty’s parents: “Why is it the parents have the worst plot lines?” Oh Dylan you have no idea…

Just yesterday I was cracking up at "This story is about a town, a small town, and the people who live in the town." 1:35 And today, one of my students' essay wrote, "Once upon a time, in a small town named Sunny Town, lived a small family."

Sooo... Sitting here watching this hysterical shyt, omg Dylan I love you man, you're too f*ckin funny. Not only did I have to escort myself quickly to the bathroom after that rowing intermission joke so as not to wet my pants while still laughing ridiculously, but when the Music vs Football joke came along I literally (seriously) in unison with YOU said, "what are you Troy Bolton?" LMAO I can't right now with the video... Thanks for the laughs Dylan! One of these days you're gonna make me bust a lung laughing.

Watching dylan constantly try to get his moneys worth by making callbacks to the marbles has given me the urge to buy marbles too

Honestly thank you to the head writer of Riverdale for showing a generation of future writers that if nothing else, no matter what horrible writing you do in life, no matter what edits you have to go through, no matter what self doubt you suffer as you work…rest assured that it could be worse. At least you had nothing to do with the writing of Riverdale.

@yoda5436

8 ай бұрын

it truly is a gift because i don't think anything this genuinely bad could be written by a real life human being unintentionally

this is such an interesting point of view from oe of the rare people that Adores riverdale. i'm glad you enjoyed the finale! riverdale's storyline is very central to time bending and parallel universes in the later seasons, if youre interested in watching another truly crazy episode i highly recommend episode 100 (the jughead paradox) it is Insane and honestly one of my favourite episodes of tv. in my opinion the more insane riverdale gets, the better it is and there are also many interesting meta narratives throughout the show about the dangers of capitalism & gentrification, and also about these teenagers being stuck in the neverending cycle of highschool and being intrinsically tied to their hometown even continuing into the afterlife. this show is so batshit insane you can never predict an episode and i love it so much

I remember my friend in middle school even had a backpack of Riverdale now we’re seniors. We don’t talk anymore but it’s all the girl could talk about and dance. I dropped this show and never looked back getting through the crazy plot holes of every season is gets really got me. I think I dropped it by season 5

i genuinely don't remember a time i've laughed harder than listening to dylan try to remember jughead's name

@bonniebookworm4688

8 ай бұрын

When he called him Butthead 😂😂

@hnichole

8 ай бұрын

@@bonniebookworm4688 It was "Drughead" that got me, I couldn't stop laughing. 😂

@itsproof2

8 ай бұрын

Drughead

I just knew Dylan would do this.....

@Eae_23679

8 ай бұрын

HAHAH frl

@owengibby

8 ай бұрын

Waiting for years honestly

@fannihorvath9354

8 ай бұрын

i would’ve been offended if he didn’t

I stopped watching around season 3, but the things i heard... I would watch the recaps of seasons and it was just whiplash every time. There was always something absolutely insane thrown in.

0:32 he wanted to say “thats how this shit works” ben then thaught about the bag