1: If I became conservative...would I no longer be beta? 2: You’d become alpha 1: Wow...something to think about”

@fabrez1

5 жыл бұрын

So many quotes from just this video...

@user-cu1ls1op5h

5 жыл бұрын

I lol'ed

@Spassbremse123

5 жыл бұрын

Amazin!

@emailjwr

5 жыл бұрын

I busted a gut laughing at this exchange.

@toddrhinestone6795

5 жыл бұрын

I ain't seen one alpha in the party of trump.....

This is the best comedy skit of all time!!!

@AegisEpoch

5 жыл бұрын

"i wouldn't tell you an invisible purple hippopotamus doesn't exist or could never exist.."

@shodancat1000

5 жыл бұрын

It's hard to believe this isn't actually a skit... Jesse Lee Peterson is literally fucking insane.

@Mad-wv6ol

5 жыл бұрын

@@shodancat1000 Guy's online really believe that alpha beta male bull shit.

@Abagelandcoffee

5 жыл бұрын

It could legit be an episode of between two ferns

@crithon

5 жыл бұрын

It hurts my side to hear him say "I'm going to doctors to get male body parts." or "You are now alpha." You just need 10 minutes and it's too funny.

I love that this comment section is equally divided. AMAZIN

@quantaviuslamartrell6781

2 ай бұрын

It really is AMAZIN. David comes on with no evidence or proof of anything he says, which is diabolically depressing and can’t prove Jesse down either . And yeah the comment section too.

@Deezfuggin

2 ай бұрын

@@quantaviuslamartrell6781They both have no evidence of anything they’re both just blabbering. Taking either seriously is amazin

@RuthMartin-sp1uh

2 ай бұрын

Yup just like y'all I am late ont his show. So I guess better late than never. Have a God,Jesus and Holy Spirit blessed day.

@Deezfuggin

2 ай бұрын

@@RuthMartin-sp1uh shit is funny asl so enjoy! It’ll be an AMAZIN time religious or not right left wing or not, it’s amazin

@user-jn9sf7qt3h

2 ай бұрын

😂yes!

David you are very patient... I would have to walk away from this insanity.

Jesse Lee Peterson is very easily amazed.

@ladyv5655

5 жыл бұрын

It's easy for Jesse to be amazed. He has the IQ of a dry sponge.

@Life_as_Game

5 жыл бұрын

"amazing" = "I didn't pay attention to anything you just said because it wasn't a yes no answer to my trap question and am trying to remember my next talking point to trigger the libs". Just sad to watch.

@petyrbaelish1216

5 жыл бұрын

@@ladyv5655 this was the bell curve reenacted. LOL

@DDD033

5 жыл бұрын

"That's interesting"

@AlwaysPeacefulMaDeuce

4 жыл бұрын

That’s amazin

JESSE : " DAVID , DID YOU HAVE FUN ?? " DAVID : " NO ." ......AMAZIN' !!

@joyjohannes7867

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@harrychristensen6042

5 жыл бұрын

amazing

@thepulp80s

5 жыл бұрын

Amazin

@towlie9428

5 жыл бұрын

Amazin😂

"I was asking you where youre going and youre saying where you been" i need jesses vocab on my walls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know this was 5 years ago.. but JLP saying "phew" on those two Q&As was comedy gold

@Rkenichi

Ай бұрын

Time stamp

@Christinanadia

7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 that cracked me up!!!

@Smorgasvord

4 күн бұрын

Who cares if it was 5 years ago. KZread videos stay up forever, so of course ppl are gonna watch and leave comments years after it was uploaded.

“Why don’t you date men?” “I’m not attracted to men.” “Amazin.”

@rosenbaum75

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@TophatlarryOG

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck man I burst out laughing in the middle of a Tim Hortons.

@thepulp80s

5 жыл бұрын

Amazin

@theunholinesswithin70

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Jesse immediately changed the subject to transgender, after David asked him what makes something abnormal. Especially after Jesse said it's interesting.

@CutThroatJuggalo

5 жыл бұрын

Jesse Lee Peterson, the first discovered neutron star...

"You never beat yo wife??" ... Amazin

@teem5945

5 жыл бұрын

Evidence that this Jesse guy is not right in the brain.

@swankfiber5278

5 жыл бұрын

I swear when pakman said I've never been married it sounded like that's the reason he has never beat his wife cuz he never been married

@pokerace420

5 жыл бұрын

@@teem5945 he clearly said "I'm joking"

@teem5945

5 жыл бұрын

@@pokerace420 can anyone joke on beating wife? In this day of abuse?

@pokerace420

5 жыл бұрын

@@teem5945 if rappers can rap about it, producers can make movies that depict it, I believe it should also be allowed to be joked about.

Jessie Lee Peterson gets them to look foolish every time 😂

@darrellwhitney789

2 ай бұрын

The guests look foolish right in the eye everytime they get on his show because... well, he's foolish..

@JB-zd8gv

2 ай бұрын

Do you not think Jesse talks foolish here?😅 if not then I got nothing more to say to you😅😅

@AdevineDavid

2 ай бұрын

@@JB-zd8gv okay

@7067779311

2 ай бұрын

@AlevineDavid your right. When you go back and forth with a fool, it’s hard to tell who’s the fool. Jesse is clearly the fool here

@Ned88Man

2 ай бұрын

agree

I’m so old that we use to be able to answer yes or no to questions without dancing around the question. I’m so old that if you danced around the question that immediately signals that you are lying. That’s how old I am.

@LittleJohnnyFirePants

11 күн бұрын

But some questions are worded in such a way that yes or no might not work. If I said ‘do you’re parents know you’re gay?’ What would you answer

@LittleJohnnyFirePants

11 күн бұрын

Yes or no

@carolgannon2307

5 күн бұрын

@@LittleJohnnyFirePants Bad example because that is a yes or no question. Lol😂

@LittleJohnnyFirePants

5 күн бұрын

@@carolgannon2307 that’s what I mean, it’s yes and no but it’s worded in such a way where you don’t agree with either. So if I asked you this and you try and say anything other than yes or no, are you dancing around the question?

@cosmicgem357

3 күн бұрын

​@@carolgannon2307it's a yes or no question only if the person is gay.

I am starting a band called “The Children Of The Lie”.

@eriklunden5218

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a death/black metal band to me, but at the same time, I want some samples from JLP. I'm in.

@AnnaP-uh3mc

4 жыл бұрын

Erik Lunden Excellent! Guitar? Drum? Take your pick. Enthusiasm is more important than talent.

@THEOAKCAT

4 жыл бұрын

mic line music amazin

@williamkanderson3

4 жыл бұрын

Great name.

@malvolio01

4 жыл бұрын

This fool speaks like a child.

Please, never drink while pregnant.

@thiagomoulinassis

5 жыл бұрын

exactly what I thought. he does look like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

@thiagomoulinassis

5 жыл бұрын

according to wikipedia he did have a cleft palate... hmm...

@sailcat662

5 жыл бұрын

Jesse ate a lot of lead paint chips as a kid.

@katinkaridde-coffey6493

5 жыл бұрын

@@thiagomoulinassis That does not explain his ignorance!

@thiagomoulinassis

5 жыл бұрын

​@@katinkaridde-coffey6493 it explains partly. a person with lower cognitive ability will be more likely to be ignorant and/or to be persuaded by blatantly wrong, irrational ideas. An older Intel 486 will never be able to run a Windows 10 (or Windows 7 for the 7-lovers out there). My comment, however, is more about how incapable of productive argument he is vs. his opinions per se (which are also pretty pathetic, let me be clear).

“I would believe it, And THEN I would investigate it…………………” sounds like guilty until proven innocent.

@denniskonopka9345

2 ай бұрын

This is so true. I hope Mr Pakman sees this… He is such a condescending fella

@incogneeto9122

27 күн бұрын

What’s the alternative. I’m genuinely curious.

@Spooky_Yellow

25 күн бұрын

@@incogneeto9122to my knowledge, there is a complaint as a law state you have to proceed with the investigation, not because you believe the person or not but because by law you have to proceed.

@LoanShoppingExpert

13 күн бұрын

A better answer would be, "I'm agnostic about anyone's claims unless and until they're investigated."

Omgosh.. Jesse isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. Unbelievable thought process. I can’t believe he’s on the air. Good work David, you contained yourself very powerfully!

The only thing this interview was missing was two ferns.

@isellvictoria

3 жыл бұрын

Nailed it!

@Lachugah

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, nice joke.

@Charlie_Crown

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂😂😂👌

@LL-vx5qc

3 жыл бұрын

This is the comment I’ve been searching for. I salute you sir!!

@EdgetoEdgeCutz

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao. You are right

The advantage of being intelligent is that you can play dumb. The other way around is ways harder ...

@cronical246

5 жыл бұрын

With enough CHA anything is possible

@neweraboss5728

5 жыл бұрын

@@cronical246 teaaa

@gerardjones3569

5 жыл бұрын

Take this 🏆

@AnaaNis1233

5 жыл бұрын

@Irish Jester hard to believe he is able to find people paying for this stupidity, can't believe there are so many people Dumber than him. How many people voted for Trump?

@imthechamp100

5 жыл бұрын

I need to write this down cause this is some heat

I admire your composure in the face of absolute ignorance.

@naby214

11 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 I think it’s hilarious that you’re “admiring” anything about this considering it’s nothing more than a troll being trolled by the ultimate troll 🤣 (making it clear that this David dude is not the ultimate one.) 😌

@PeachFuzzKunt

Сағат бұрын

Jesse is the furthest thing from ignorance..unlike you.

He said Satan has a big family 🤣 Jesse doesn’t not play !

@LovedbyGod77774

Ай бұрын

Hysterical! 😂

@IAMJesseSandoval

Ай бұрын

You just said Jesse plays.

David: ...Because slavery was not a choice. Jesse: Amazin'.

@christiaan540

5 жыл бұрын

That one amazed me too ;-)

@aprilnelly

5 жыл бұрын

Pak will debate Jesse but run from Larry Elder. Amazing

@feedmemoreh8458

5 жыл бұрын

@@aprilnelly Larry elder is on a different level

@deelee5244

4 жыл бұрын

Jesse must have some gsw to the head. Seems like he on angel dust he is self hatred extra chromosomes

@terecabraz6430

23 күн бұрын

AMAZING 😂😂😂

This is a full blown comedy skit

@travis7613

3 жыл бұрын

This whole conversation is hilarious. It’s perfect.

@macberry4048

3 жыл бұрын

It's like a psychiatrist talking to a internet troll

@MisterCatMan

3 жыл бұрын

bot

@davejones6812

3 жыл бұрын

It's both cringe worthy and halarious at the same time.

David please never go on this grifters show again. Thank you for your restraint and willingness but this is like talking to a rock, a rock that is just a grifter trying in his last breaths to gain money.

@user-lq9zm4ju4w

14 күн бұрын

Dear God in heaven don’t ever give this fool your voice. You can’t argue with a drunk😅. He is soooooo stupid he can’t be reached, complete waste don’t waste your time. He is felony stupid. We need your brilliance and he is sucking out good sense. He doesn’t deserve your time. Don’t give him oxygen bc he’s a moron.

Wow. Just wow. How did David keep a straight face talking with this guy?!?

"In a thousand years, when the sociologists and the philosophers try to figure out what exactly happened in the United States right around this time, this kind of conversation is going to be incredibly informative for them"

@Dr_JSH

2 жыл бұрын

@William Smyth He didn't say Americans would be doing the investigation. It could be citizens of a yet-unknown country. Or space aliens.

@rowdy.rockers

2 жыл бұрын

"Why did the United States collapse in the 21st century?" 🧐

@joshuavoss8090

2 жыл бұрын

Jesse didn't even realize what David said

@eagledee7753

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuavoss8090 , exactly... I even think he felt flattered by it. I can't believe so many people would receive advice from this guy

@marie_84

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuavoss8090 He's not even aware of sarcasm...😏

The moments that Jesse Lee Peterson finds appropriate to use the word "amazing," are... amazing.

@michaelaj9019

5 жыл бұрын

He pronounces it "Amasin"

@sheatiller2465

5 жыл бұрын

I think it’s his way of saying “you’re crazy”

@banjohero1182

5 жыл бұрын

@@sheatiller2465 I'm pretty sure it's his way of saying "I neither understand the words you are using nor comprehend the underlying concepts, and was honestly just ignoring you anyway"

@cdutley608

3 ай бұрын

You know it's like when Trump says that (U)United (S)states is the same as US he was amazed at this new discovery.

I can’t watch anymore!!!!!! David has earned a Nobel prize for tolence

@user-lv8iu4de8t

6 күн бұрын

He sure has . He’s brilliant

@donaconway5087

4 сағат бұрын

David, why did you waste your time???

"If I became conservative, would I become alpha?" "yeah." "wow. Something to think about"

@bubbag8895

3 жыл бұрын

Way it goes. All one has to do to become conservative is get buff.

@ScottBub

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that was so funny.

@thoughtcriminal8030

3 жыл бұрын

Not a fan of David, but that was hilarious and well done.

@agentorangecb1

3 жыл бұрын

@@bubbag8895 no no, you become conservative first, then in your own mind you become buff

@bubbag8895

3 жыл бұрын

@@agentorangecb1 lol nice.

"There's a city in Israel that has a gate to hell, if you go down there you can't come back". Okay, I'm done. You're crazy.

@davioTubio

2 жыл бұрын

Seems strange we haven't heard more about that.

She did lie about Kavanogh. She names 4 witnesses on her behalf and all said she was lying.

I have a lot of admiration for you David for putting yourself through this . I wish I could stay as calm as you . Gerri hd from Canada ❤

Pakman says "Slavery was not a choice". Peterson says incredulously "Amazing".

@betabenja

4 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Moir doesn't that technically make everything a choice? like, you could get out of anything by killing yourself, so you have a choice? Isn't that therefore a reading of the word 'choice' that essentially gives it no meaning?

@punctuationman334

4 жыл бұрын

Good guy here Man on a mission if you believe being gay is wrong then you have no right to say what’s right and wrong. You’re infected with the disease called religion.

@drabolit

4 жыл бұрын

It's abundantly clear that Jesse has no hatred in his heart. He doesn't appreciate the actions of too many people of the same lineage as himself. He speaks honestly and with love - a number of people commenting here appear to me as racists.. But cognitive dissonance is a LESBIAN

@adammcgill9844

4 жыл бұрын

@@punctuationman334 actually,... thanks to freedom of speech you literally have a right to say anything you want and thanks to freedom of religion you can believe anything you want.

@goingold1855

4 жыл бұрын

@@punctuationman334 if you believe being gay is right, then you have no right to say what's right and wrong because your effected by the disease called propaganda

I saw the time stamp and thought “I am not watching this for 53 minutes just the beginning” but it was too funny to stop.

@eminence_

5 жыл бұрын

And the whole ending!

@ThomasSaffel

5 жыл бұрын

Dude yea that's exactly how it went for me

@spurezurko

5 жыл бұрын

same here lol

@RichO1701e

5 жыл бұрын

It was absolutely hilarious! And David's responses were just as good.

@lisa_squared

5 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’m experiencing now. This is just so hilarious, made even funnier by David being so calm despite the ignorance being thrown at him. Dude has nerves of steel!

There’s no point arguing with a lunatic.

That fact that Jesse doesn't know he's supporting a strait up racist, is AMAZIN !!!!

What South Park episode is this?

@devonofblackwaterkeep772

5 жыл бұрын

Obviously something with Token in it...

@tripleskittlez

5 жыл бұрын

@@devonofblackwaterkeep772 hahahaha

@discofraud

5 жыл бұрын

@@tripleskittlez amazin

@wulfw.8452

5 жыл бұрын

South park reality apparently.

@MarManHollow

5 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmkeeeey!

He is so horrific I almost want to believe that it is satire.

@harrychristensen6042

5 жыл бұрын

amazing

@buckeyewill2166

4 жыл бұрын

Erich Lavelle ...Dude. It ain’t satire even though it looks like it.

@Charles-xy5jd

Ай бұрын

Hush 🤫

“Amazing” he says that whenever he has no response 😂

One man is a product of Higher Education and the other is a product of Real Life.

@MissSpaz

2 ай бұрын

One man is intelligent, and the other is a self-hating homosexual whose mother drank while pregnant.

@MrThatgorman

Ай бұрын

Amen

@progressiveGal73

Ай бұрын

One man is a product of higher education and symbolizes the social good derived from an educated and informed populace…the other is a cautionary tale.

@SoundsInstinctive

Ай бұрын

Amazin’

@mikehuff9793

16 күн бұрын

I’ll take higher education over JLP’s “real life,” any day of the week. Jesse’s life is no example for any good Christian to follow. He’s self indulgent, conceited, self centered, haughty, arrogant, cocky..all the things Christ told us not to be. Not only is he cocky and rude and arrogant, but he will invoke the name of Christ to place himself on a pedestal above others. I don’t know of many things that are more blasphemous than invoking His name for self serving reasons. But Jesse does it daily. He has a child out of wedlock, and never been married, but has all the best advice on how other Christians are to navigate a Christian marriage and how to treat their wives, when he ain’t even got a wife himself!?!? Ok. If that “real life” impresses you, I’m praying for you bro

Jesse: Thats all made up David: Who made that up? Jesse: The children of the lie! David: ah, should have know. 😂

@drmgoulet

3 жыл бұрын

and im not exactly who those children of the lie (...) are.

@peachesandpoets

3 жыл бұрын

@@drmgoulet the non right wing media

@sparkofcuriousity

3 жыл бұрын

@@drmgoulet apparently, from what i understood from his ramblings, children of the lie are, women, gay, leftists, and everyone that at a particular time he would feel like demonize. But mostly women and gays. 'Mazin

"You think that slavery is not a choice... amazing" I've never laughed so hard.

@tobiCS_

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@estebancomulet

5 жыл бұрын

Was laughing the entire time

I love how JLP always appears to be drunk. This is/was a gem 💎

this is the equivalent of the latest and greatest computer being proven wrong by its older, slower, antiquated counterpart.

For the laughs alone, this is totally worth watching.

@nikkikennedy8728

4 жыл бұрын

I am having a difficult time lol. The laughs are undeniable, but the awkward cringe inducing moments are pretty overwhelming. It's quite a rollercoaster ride. Laugh, cringe, laugh, cringe, divert eyes to lessen the discomfort inducing awkwardness, laugh hysterically, violent cringe, divert eyes, laugh again...and I just repeat this throughout the interview. This guy is literally one of the dumbest conservatives I've ever seen, I don't understand how he's got a platform and an audience. Well, I take that back. Given the current state of conservatism in this country under the Trump administration, this is right on par. This is how low their standards have sunk. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

@yuckysicknasty221

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, I would have a hard time sitting there without just laughing in his face. David Pakman is a saint

@viewholicsanonymous

4 жыл бұрын

J.L.: Do you love me? David: I don't know you...

@peterthesneakybastar

4 жыл бұрын

If this Jesse guy was a comedian he would be legendary. This is the funniest shit I have ever seen

@slowbro173

4 жыл бұрын

JLP is very entertaining. He’s no BETA male 😂

I’m 10 minutes in and I still haven’t recovered from “Do you beat your wife?” “I’ve never been married” “Oh well wait till you get married”

@randallflagg8297

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing!

@theamboyduke

3 жыл бұрын

You are a strong person to have endured 10 minutes of this travesty. Peace...

@Michael.Eddington

3 жыл бұрын

@Derek it’s obviously a joke?

@FireGod1101

3 жыл бұрын

@@Michael.Eddington Don't defend this man. You cannot be that naive.

@jordianna

3 жыл бұрын

Probably why he never got married....i just googled him after going down him and david's rabbit hole....lol didn't know that off the top of my head.

“Ackward” is a word most used by the unconfident or insecure. Maybe it’s time to check yourself on the inside

He finds it suspicious when people can't answer the question; he has trouble answering questions.

GTA6 could put this on their radio station

@wephilips6651

4 жыл бұрын

lol brilliant

@J.P_INC.

4 жыл бұрын

Yoooo that would be funny as hell.. riding down on players listening to this 😂😂😂

@MrSaxokeet

4 жыл бұрын

honestly.....

@harveylawrence9601

3 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome

@J.P_INC.

3 жыл бұрын

Id laugh while riding on other players lol

This interviewer seems actually mentally challenged.

@bellaw2510

4 жыл бұрын

TheRantingBoy 😂

@noobstarr4798

4 жыл бұрын

you actually look it

@necko2529

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, that's just Jesse Lee Peterson for ya...

@carstarsarstenstesenn

4 жыл бұрын

James Scroggins nobody with sound mental health would do what Jesse did at 35:22 lmao wtf was that??

@noobstarr4798

4 жыл бұрын

@@carstarsarstenstesenn sound mental health? how would you know if he has sound mental health? and idk what you're showing me lmao doesn't even compare to 99% of the things i see on youtube

What numbers did they say? "I don't have numbers."

One think I notice about Packy, he's reasonable intelligence, then he goes into playing dumb mode with ease.

@arcfox9179

5 күн бұрын

It’s the equivalent of “ah, is that so?” when talking to a toddler. He knows when the shit being said to him is so utterly idiotic it’s not worth engaging with further. Ironic that you’re judging someone’s intelligence when you can’t pick up on something so simple and obvious.

This is painful to listen to.

@SakiBlablabla

5 жыл бұрын

It is actually hilarious really !

@zp3631

5 жыл бұрын

True I mean

@DaviniaHill

5 жыл бұрын

But would you believe it just because she said it?

@carolgannon2307

5 күн бұрын

I finally had to stop at 42 minutes. Can’t believe I lasted that long. Lol

JLP how to argue 101: repeat the same obvious trap question until you get an answer that you like and act like you won the arguement. If you want you can add "amazing" at the end

@marcgabriel2815

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr? I know that making a contraversy by giving trap questions can be used as content for the show but if its pushing the comfort zone and beliefs of the other person in a argument to a unreasonanble extent can be stupid and somewhat funny.

@marcgabriel2815

5 жыл бұрын

@1504245 You made a fair point, cant comment on that and I love how Jesse acts to make you think he's serious but I think he's somewhat trolling the left / everyone. I dont care at this point.

@dubstepforever99

5 жыл бұрын

the left usually try to explain themself out of a simple question, its a yes or no question it shouldn't be that hard to answer. If you tell them do you support crime and violence its a simple yes or no question, if you ask them wheter they support the killing of babies its a yes or no question.. if you think some women should have the right to take abortion you also support murdering innocent babies.

@Nuvizzle

5 жыл бұрын

@@dubstepforever99 "Did you stop beating your wife?" "I never beat my wife" "But did you stop beating her?" "I said I never beat her" "Did you stop beating your wife? It's a simple yes or no question."

@francisdasta8646

5 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to figure out whether this guy is crazy or just playing a character in order to make money

David seems very ROBOTIC

@LoanShoppingExpert

13 күн бұрын

As I listened, I felt sorry for David. He seems shallow and he certainly is spiritually lost.

@caroljones5334

6 күн бұрын

He just knows what he s talking about!!

15:35 "she seemed ... like lights were on but nobody's home" The irony here, given the rest of the interview, is nothing short of hilarious

21:45 DP: what are those numbers? JSP: i dont have numbers 😂

The line between comedy and tragedy is so apparently nonexistent here. So surreal.

@acetate909

5 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of Zack Galifianakis show Between Two Ferns on funny or die. Its like an absurd parody of a debate. David's patients is almost saintly in the face of this man's completely ignorant world views.

@mesmer1218

5 жыл бұрын

Evan Fields Yes, I was trying to think of comedic bit that captures the absurdity. Between Two Ferns is a good one.

@canamrock

5 жыл бұрын

Evan Fields Wow. Amazing. lol (Totally agree, if this was a parody I'd be impressed. But knowing it's not... ugh.)

@Trex100

5 жыл бұрын

Surreal is a great word for it. You’ve got the best words.

@neems_crassidy

5 жыл бұрын

Reality has been WAY stranger than fiction lately. This timeline is thoroughly fucked, in fact.

you have the patience of a monk

@RemixedVoice

5 жыл бұрын

@@j.warburton5269 I can guarantee you that David gets more action than Jesse lmfao

@evanm2911

5 жыл бұрын

L Casterton ¿por que?

@PercyLeMat

5 жыл бұрын

JLP's fans think he was "triggered" multiple times.

@PercyLeMat

5 жыл бұрын

@@j.warburton5269 The NPC meme is an excuse to be lazy. Don't indulge it.

@MexicoHecho

5 жыл бұрын

@@j.warburton5269 having sex with men does count

MIT grad against an elementary dropout. Seeing how Jesse never recovered from thier first meeting, why would the show's producers put poor jesse through a worse beating. Well, i will give Jesse one thing, and thats he's amused easily by David's logic. I wonder when they're going to tell Jesse that David did kicked his ass.😊

He said "No its because you're weak" ts 19:50-20:30 😂😂

(one example of David's genius) David: If I became conservative, would I no longer be BETA? Jesse: You'd become ALPHA. David: Wow. Something to think about... Me: LOL!

@TheAxlSnaks

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly died at this, hahaha

@blakeb9964

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Unlocktube

5 жыл бұрын

This man needs intervention from his family, he's ABNORMAL.

@atessoni

5 жыл бұрын

Jesse could never be Alpha. Hes not a white heterosexual, convervarive, christian male. ...by his own definition.

@ebonynaomi1085

5 жыл бұрын

@@pilpek2723 he looks like he has been taking high levels of melatonin injections to make his skin brown, it looks very artificial, he just looks odd to me, his appearance is very off and yes his nose does look fake.

This whole interview felt like an extended "between 2 ferns" haha

@strikkmoez

5 жыл бұрын

omg yes, pretty good analogy.

@TheRedPillMan97

5 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

When Fed X delivers this guy's 100 cases of Kool aid he's going to hold a press conference with the followers

Together 16 years. We've never hit each other. I didn't grow up in a family where spouses beat each other. It's not normal. It's abuse.

@mclennanashnic

26 күн бұрын

They were joking, idiot

@Godfrey_first_tarnished

25 күн бұрын

I grew up in rural Ireland in the 90s I have 19 brothers and sisters my father and mother used to go at it like cat and dog some days but loved each other dearly until the end me and my brothers used fight all the time but again loved each other dearly my father often had to give me and my brothers a few slaps like for example the one time me and my brothers had stolen a police car and drove around town with the sirens flashing even today we are all still very close and worshipped our parents until they died a few years ago I even kissed my fathers hands and told myself I'd give anything for one more slap to straighten me up both of them were my everything Don't confuse a method that has been tried and tested for 1000s of years with abuse It's only abuse when they do it because of their own faults it's called rasing men when you do it for their own benefit and my father only applied it when necessary because I had 7 sisters who he never even got angry at because they were always good girls but if you had 13 sons believe me grounded and naughty steps don't cut it.

David: literally anything Jesse: "Amazin.."

@MobHeataEnt

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting

Its like David is speaking to an SNL character

@jaysmith3448

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Its actually kate McKinnon underneath!

@_12346.

4 жыл бұрын

i always thought JLP was the real life version of Uncle Ruckus

@mikenedelcu3682

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@mikenedelcu3682

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaysmith3448 lol nice.

@goldenruletv7301

Жыл бұрын

That's because all of you children of he lie live in a fgn SNL skit... bu after the 90's, not the funny sh*t. The second this douche tried to defend that scumbag trying to stop Cavanaugh from getting nominated, I knew this POS has been indoctrinated to the max..... Never go to college, nothing but a scam networking scheme.....but there's a chance that you could join a scumbag Fraternity like Skull & Bones that could take you to the top. Losers.

I cant believe the world, the journalism, the politics, has degraded to jesse peterson level.

This is the Saddest conversation I've ever seen.

Sweet christ David, you have the patience of a saint.

@neoguy2809

4 жыл бұрын

He was trolling

@IJ72

4 жыл бұрын

I lost after 10 min! Even that is a lie!

@h.l.malazan5782

4 жыл бұрын

​@@IJ72 I died at 16:04 David still patiently navigating in Jesse's mind.

@gerardodelacruz8165

4 жыл бұрын

😂 I thought the same thing after watching all three debates, or watever that was😱

@gerardodelacruz8165

4 жыл бұрын

This MTFKR talkn about weird...😂🤣😂

Wow imagine having THIS much patience. Amazin.

@MobHeataEnt

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting

@Jean-Berry

5 жыл бұрын

I wish someday I could also attain the same level of patience as David

@TheGhostOf2020

5 жыл бұрын

saint like.

@Kunfucious577

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jean-Berry No, he's talking about about Jesse.

@johnboy32064

5 жыл бұрын

It's amazing, isn't it? David's a saint.

Amazin' how David isn't gay

@Charles-xy5jd

Ай бұрын

Betty

😂my new catch phrase.. 😊AMAZING

It’s amazing Sacha Baron Cohen hasn’t received any backlash for wearing black face to do this character

@trapG0LD710

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment here

@veemon

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@morelife4127

5 жыл бұрын

oh he's not off the hook we'll get him later.

@leoncarr920

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you're fucking hilarious.... asshole,

@VictorLiso

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

"you never beat your wife?" "no, I'm not married" "oh, well wait until you're married haha." i literally dropped to the floor

@LipSinkProductions

5 жыл бұрын

Hopefully in laughter, cause its a joke 😂

@leon-ns3gr

5 жыл бұрын

@@LipSinkProductions nah, more out of absolute disbelief that jesse lee peterson has a following lol

@MrRandomTwat

5 жыл бұрын

@@leon-ns3gr better stay off the soylent if you can not handle a joke mate

@leon-ns3gr

5 жыл бұрын

​@@MrRandomTwat ah, yes, because i find domestic abuse jokes distasteful, i must only drink soy meal replacements. now THAT is comedy!

@MrRandomTwat

5 жыл бұрын

@@leon-ns3gr oh nice, you get it.

Someone took a dump on the couch, put a suite on it and called it jessie peterson, amazing!

@mclennanashnic

26 күн бұрын

As usual, progressives are the real racists

@paulorobertosilva8794

12 күн бұрын

Beeeeeta!

@KevinMullin-iz9bp

6 күн бұрын

Lol. Put a suite on it?

@jessepittman5802

4 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

So, how exactly was Christine Blausey Ford verified?

I am watching the most one sided ignorance of conversations. “I’m black and slow I need yes and no” 🤦🏾‍♂️. FOH

Claims someone is mentally "off" Immediately begins talking about the location of the literal gates of hell

@k1d55

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@mickeycanfield6919

3 жыл бұрын

Dumb and Smarter. OMG! Thanks for saving this GEM!

@iancastor69

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@iancastor69

3 жыл бұрын

The Alzheimers Radio Hour!

You see him with toilet paper on his shoe super Alpha move 😂😂😂

Its CRAZY watching this 5 years later!!!! “…If they repeat something enough, you begin to believe it as truth…”?????? Hmmmmmmmmm…….. 😂😂😂😂😂

Pakman: "Slavery is not a choice." Peterson: "Amazing." Oh good Lord.

@thelostone4303

5 жыл бұрын

It was a choice for domesticated slaves. They weren't the ones in chains. They just weren't bold enough to leave their masters, because they didn't know much about the outside world. But yeah, it was a choice. They may not have liked being slaves, but they didn't hate it enough to leave.

@daustin14441

5 жыл бұрын

Domesticated slaves??? What a concept. Maybe they were a little concerned about escaping, and being hunted by dogs until captured and tied to a tree and horse whipped upon their return. Slaves that worked in so called "domestic" roles were still chattel property.

@douglaslangley9251

5 жыл бұрын

@@thelostone4303 amazing

@sawyerphillips370

5 жыл бұрын

Douglas Langley 😂😂

@johnstriggles9454

5 жыл бұрын

Slavery was a choice just means you could choose to die free rather than submitting...

let me sum up the whole tone of this interview in 3 lines.. Jesse.."You thought it was inacurate why?" David.. "because slavery is not a choice" Jesse... "Amazing" WTF is wrong with this BLACK man?

@urosprosen2536

5 жыл бұрын

Tim Morgan Everything.

@truthsocialmedia

5 жыл бұрын

slavery is to live in fear. that is my definition of slavery. more choice does not make a human happier.

@LaserSharkPhotoablations

5 жыл бұрын

@@truthsocialmedia they were talking about actual old school slavery dude.. not some fucking new age wanky metaphore for haveing a miserable time

@truthsocialmedia

5 жыл бұрын

@@LaserSharkPhotoablations you know what's really wanky, liking your own comment. thats the sign of a true wanker.

@LaserSharkPhotoablations

5 жыл бұрын

@@truthsocialmedia rofl.. so lame.. i dint like my own comment tool.

Omg i cant believe i found this from thisfrom 5 years ago

"Im black and slow" That's just about the only correct, accurate thing he said that entire time...

David's surgically passive jokes are at their peak here

@lindam61

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how David was able to sit through the whole thing listening to this man. The guy is a total lunatic. I can't believe there are actually people that think like this guy or even listen to him. I got to give David credit for not walking off. I would of told the man from the first crazy comment that he was nuts and then walk off..

@fernank017

3 жыл бұрын

"when did you stop beating your wife"

@kingdomofthewesternsahara-2588

3 жыл бұрын

Keenan yesterday

@fernank017

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingdomofthewesternsahara-2588 Amazin'

@webbieb7927

3 жыл бұрын

Best video out

David: "If I became conservative, would I no longer be beta? 🤔" "No you would become an alpha 💁🏿‍♂️" Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tychoxi

5 жыл бұрын

"Something to think about!"

@admiral7599

5 жыл бұрын

You should've saw the live comments on The Fallen State. It was full retardation.

@MonaJewell1

5 жыл бұрын

And yet, it's so Sebastian Gorka !

@Orangejulius4414

5 жыл бұрын

it's funny that you bring up islamic countries considering the fact that the views of Christian right wingers and fundamentalist muslims are much more similar than those of Liberals and muslim fundamentalists. The real betas are people like you that spend an inordinate amount of time even talking about people being beta or alpha. People that care about this shit are just low IQ weirdos like yourself

@smilo_don

5 жыл бұрын

It's Trumps America Now Boy, according to statistics the only thing you really need to be a liberal man is above average intelligence.

Jesse is actually quite profound at times. I know how he comes across in these interviews, but he’s surprisingly effective as a pastor. His ministries remind me a lot of Buddhism, he really advocates for separation from social constructs to reach a higher state of peace and mental wellness.

@marcinasia1731

Ай бұрын

most here wont get that..

@AbcDef-zf4gs

29 күн бұрын

No, we get it, he is an incel and believes women are second class citizens, he uses a four letter word starting with S but I'm not as degenerate as he is so I won't use that disgusting term.

@althat89421

12 күн бұрын

He's not effective by stereotyping groups and generalizing people. Denigrating groups is not nuanced it's ignorance.

@AbcDef-zf4gs

12 күн бұрын

If he was a social media person fine... he claims he's a pastor. This is pathetic

"Do we agree on anything?" "Sound like we don't" 😂

"Must find excuse to say he's racist. Must find excuse to say he's racist. Must find excuse to say he's racist. Must find excuse to say he's racist." "Dammit he won't take the bait. I'll be racist towards myself and he might follow suit." "WHY WON'T HE JUST SAY SOMETHING RACIST!?" "JesseLeePeterson.exe has crashed."

@toddmcgill7374

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@toshir0m1

5 жыл бұрын

Bonus points for making him a Windows application :'-)

@papadoc3344

13 күн бұрын

What are you even talking about? You're clearly a first time listener

Jesse: "David do you drink water? David: "Yes." Jesse: "Wow...Amazing."

@animenerd453

5 жыл бұрын

I think Jesse might be on drugs.

@tmibeard

5 жыл бұрын

seriously, lol.

@batgirlp5561

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭⚰⚰⚰⚰

@MobHeataEnt

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting

@dewilew2137

3 ай бұрын

@@animenerd453 Jesse _is_ drugs.

It's unconscionable and must change.

I will have to finish watching this interview later, but less than 5 minutes in all I have to say is “pack your bags” to the mainstream media. 😳

"why don't you date men?" "I'm not attracted to men" "oh oki good" Quality content right here. What a bizarre conversation.

@noobstarr4798

4 жыл бұрын

how is that bizarre? humanity comes from men who aren't attracted to other men

@antoniovasquez9946

4 жыл бұрын

Gyderian “why are you gay?”

@hahahalol3421

4 жыл бұрын

@@noobstarr4798 not true

@noobstarr4798

4 жыл бұрын

@@hahahalol3421 what? 2 men don't make babies dummy

@hahahalol3421

4 жыл бұрын

@@noobstarr4798 DO you think humanity Will die out if a small portion of all People are gay?

"You never beat your wife??" "Well I'm not married." "Oh well wait until you are" Amazin'.

@6a1aRZA

4 жыл бұрын

His transgendered wife would beat him up! 🤣 Amazin’

@cameronarko8296

4 жыл бұрын

Literally bursted out laughing at how fucked that comment really was by Jesse Lee "The Great Black Hope" Peterson

@706shawty7

4 жыл бұрын

Kobold George time??

@Valentinathevamp

4 жыл бұрын

Kobold George. I heard that too🤣

@ccole1255

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, David really should have followed up on that one a little bit.

I watched two of these and they are just comedy gold. I hope there's a third one somewhere.

Damnit David, when he asked you "what is love" @49:15, you should have responded with "baby, don't hurt me"

@rickybarry3391

5 жыл бұрын

goodvibesjumper lol I thought of the same thing😂

@jamalihamilton7866

5 жыл бұрын

LoL 😂

@maurocampos5786

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@MariaPereira-ry7lu

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@roxanardh

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👌🏽

This feels like an episode of Between Two Ferns. Only a lot more ridiculous.

@nirmalsuki

5 жыл бұрын

The difference is Zach Galifianakis knows what he's doing.

"were gonna keep in the edit, the entire thing uncut." *Adds extra footage and an intro yet still the same length as the official release.*

It's not part of polices job to deside weather they think something is true before investigating.

David: “I think we just disagree.” Jesse: “Amazin” David “it’s crazy to disagree, isn’t it?” I absolutely lost it.

@Dutch_Engineer_Piff_Dahnk

3 жыл бұрын

I guess context doesn't matter to the add generation

@jeshurun4616

3 жыл бұрын

This made you lose it? Lol your life is boring.

@iancastor69

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣