Watch Dogs 2 - Funniest Story Cutscenes
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Footage taken from here • WATCH DOGS 2 All Cutsc...
I was gonna use my own footage, but my graphics aren’t great so my footage stutters.
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Moments not featured here:
- Sitara and Marcus discussing chibi stickers
- Ray kissing Josh
- Minor dialogue
- Minor side mission dialogue, DLC, and talking to dogs
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Josh discovering "cornhole" was adorable
@hatz1107
6 жыл бұрын
"Wait, you used cornhole as a verb, that doesn't make sense in the context..." *Slowly Grins*
@straightmalecaucasian1453
6 жыл бұрын
Annie Dzeko Ikr, autism is great right?
@straightmalecaucasian1453
6 жыл бұрын
Why did my comment sound like I was being a dick?
@ligerdiamond3067
6 жыл бұрын
yes, yes it was.
@crypterion_moon
5 жыл бұрын
@@straightmalecaucasian1453 ahagahhahaha, oh lord, you're amazing. Sorry that sounded exactly like a line from another game
Wrench is hilarious, Sitara is gorgeous, T-Bone is sick of everyone's shit, Josh is adorable, and Marcus is just amazing.
@zombiehalo9588
5 жыл бұрын
The perfect family
@KardyVFX
5 жыл бұрын
And Horatio is dead.
@atomicpotato6194
5 жыл бұрын
@@KardyVFX F
@eilojarama
5 жыл бұрын
yes.
@jimmyneutron1137
5 жыл бұрын
Horatio *was* chill
the 1st game was dark and serious which got you attached to characters 2nd game had a funny quirky happy feeling which got you attached to characters
@alexchheng6483
5 жыл бұрын
Wonder what the 3rd game gonna be?
@Saulboxedu
5 жыл бұрын
Alex Chheng a romantic game would be hilariously good
@jimmyneutron1137
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the Aiden Pearce Easter egg in the second that reminded you of the first game
@victorydance6439
5 жыл бұрын
Point is, Ubisoft never let me down on her games except for maybe assassin's creed but that's AFTER unity
@dinidusamaranayake3266
5 жыл бұрын
@@victorydance6439 his?
"I'm just walking my cat.. ARGH!" - Wrench
@cartoonken5060
5 жыл бұрын
Did he ever get his cat back, though?
@ccxgamerlynx6691
5 жыл бұрын
Good question
@luke7932
4 жыл бұрын
did wrench get his cat back yet
@smileysatanson3404
4 жыл бұрын
''no fuck that dude, those fuckers killed the crocodile hunter'' - wrench
@luke7932
4 жыл бұрын
“we’re watching the trailer shut the fuck up” wrench
if they make a watch dogs 3 they better bring wrench back
@realhakora
7 жыл бұрын
Frontline Productions ikr
@geneva_iii
6 жыл бұрын
AND JOSH.
@thegreatmonacage3782
6 жыл бұрын
Nizhoni Nochez And JORDI
@barbatosreal
6 жыл бұрын
And sitara
@m0mmah_rio101
6 жыл бұрын
And Aiden
2:56 Notice how Josh is holding a soda can while everyone else has beer. The details make this game even more immersive like holy hell
@lilstarxo4483
3 жыл бұрын
I find it cute tho. Hes like the little brother of the group
@SpinoRexzillaEN25
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah this game nailed it on the characters. I wish the overall story was as good, though.
@randyx3976
10 ай бұрын
Everyone is so protective of josh
@kimmyera174
8 ай бұрын
Also an autistic. Yeah, depending on the person, we don't enjoy alcohol as much as most people out there ^^' So yeah, soda tends to be a popular choice lol
@TheSUPERWIND2023
2 ай бұрын
@@kimmyera174 Care for a Pepsi/Coke? ^^
8:30 Southern Voice had me dying
@juelzgreer4667
6 жыл бұрын
He is creepy
@scriptedjava9265
6 жыл бұрын
Juelz Greer ur creepy
@zmenaczzz3165
5 жыл бұрын
I love Marcus :3
@toastedvibrant3450
4 жыл бұрын
*"I'm in Your House Fucking up your shit"*
@Seppen552
4 жыл бұрын
"Uhhhh, get your hands off my shiet!"
6:27 marcus' reaction .. priceless lmao
@zmenaczzz3165
5 жыл бұрын
I love Marcus
@thomaswasily7146
4 жыл бұрын
Bulldozer porn 😂😂😂😂😂
@everlong4320
4 жыл бұрын
He knew ray was onto him
@atas2561
3 жыл бұрын
He was like WTH???
@ajayavsm7476
3 жыл бұрын
"The, What?"
9:10 Wrench: "I'm just walking my cat" lol
@Dacoro_ae
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@ashy113
3 жыл бұрын
Its great
@Karma28282
3 жыл бұрын
Then he kicked it.
I want Wrench's mask so bad!
@jovannihatesmayonnaise1814
7 жыл бұрын
Blubehriluv ikr
@fin78_
7 жыл бұрын
Blubehriluv same
@altcont8650
7 жыл бұрын
same
@Birch_ON
7 жыл бұрын
XD RIP
@maxxycomet7324
7 жыл бұрын
You'd rather see Wrench
"They're fucking fake." I don't know, but Marcus' VA managed to capture both the complete disappointment and the sheer "I'm done with this bullshit" Marcus was feeling at that specific moment.
theres a lot of character this time around, everyones a cutie in dedsec
@Lillie0446
7 жыл бұрын
maybe not
@edeasdrew2050
7 жыл бұрын
MistaZiggy not the lady Romana
@dennisgroxo2687
7 жыл бұрын
MistaZiggy Miranda? hell no
@bjornzek
7 жыл бұрын
MistaZiggy Horatio=cute Josh=adorable Marcus=hot Wrench=cuteee Sitara=hot
@Birch_ON
7 жыл бұрын
Not Wrench under his mask XD. But I must admit, I like Marcus more than Aiden.
11:18 “This container is nicer then my last apartment.” “Welcome to America.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@inactiveaccount6884
4 жыл бұрын
(2014 watch dogs flashbacks)
@Shade_Kat
4 жыл бұрын
That’s cool Ubisoft is making a reference to the hideouts in WD 1
@chidiamuta3014
3 жыл бұрын
But can’t live in it.
@badreedinedjellali1328
2 жыл бұрын
I think this is adine s hide out because isn't it a considnce that it's next the human smugglers operation
@mr.knight8082
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Brasil
This game is so underrated
@friendlyaaron9021
5 жыл бұрын
Tate Mushroom agreed
@avelus5984
5 жыл бұрын
Just because it’s Ubisoft people are going to believe the game is going to be crap. Yet, everybody was excited for BF1 but it was EA. Sure, not just because it’s EA the game should get hate, but it’s so unfair.
@zmenaczzz3165
5 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 true
@slimeballz3367
5 жыл бұрын
Well people were disappointed with the first watchdogs and didn’t want to make the same mistake with Watch Dogs 2 even though it is a great game that improved on the lawt
@Rayven-jj6ni
4 жыл бұрын
And hipsters ruin it
"Are ya ready kids?!" "Aye aye captain!" "I can't hear you?!" "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!" 2:26
@rwhooshmehb4663
4 жыл бұрын
And then the captain loses his job
@DRWNGamer6915
4 жыл бұрын
and he sends murderers robots and spiders after us
@mfrosty198
4 жыл бұрын
And then he went on a murderous rampage. And went to prison for lifetime. And having a chance of execution
@idontknow-kr6rk
3 жыл бұрын
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who lives in a pineapple under the sea
@Karma28282
3 жыл бұрын
XD
Wrench: The Comedian One of the Group Josh: The Adorable One of the Group Sitara: The Painter of the Group Horatio: The Respectable One of the Group Marcus: The Legend of the Group
@peter-josephlamusitele6296
Жыл бұрын
Ray The Father of the Group
@Tree-Of-Might
Жыл бұрын
Aiden: The God of the Group
@supergamingclips1
Жыл бұрын
@@Tree-Of-Might kinda more like Marcus’s inspiration
@Tree-Of-Might
Жыл бұрын
@@supergamingclips1 Aiden Pearce ain't nowhere like Marcus, Aidens undefeatable.
@supergamingclips1
Жыл бұрын
@@Tree-Of-Might nah I ment that’s who Marcus wants to be like aiden pierce
Marcus- I'm scared bro Horatio- Why's that? Marcus- *Don't nobody look like us man!*
@azwanajeeb2167
4 жыл бұрын
What you call black surrounded by thousands white man? What? Mr. President 😂
@badreedinedjellali1328
3 жыл бұрын
the see us to black man together they'll think where plotting 😂
@RaikanGinro
2 жыл бұрын
@@badreedinedjellali1328 we are plotting
@badreedinedjellali1328
2 жыл бұрын
@@RaikanGinro rest in peace Horatio
9:46 Siatara sounds like leafy for a sec 10:45 Imagine them if they were at the age of 12. Marcus is just hacking the school Wi-Fi and dedsec cheers on him
@Misty5906
7 жыл бұрын
this deserves more likes
@assassinscreedreallifepran1080
5 жыл бұрын
Well...I'm 12 and I fucking want to hack the school's Wi-Fi! Yo, that is a fucking cool idea!
@yungnacho145
5 жыл бұрын
you know thats basically imposible right?
@bogi1
5 жыл бұрын
it is possible
@assassinscreedreallifepran1080
5 жыл бұрын
@@yungnacho145 I tried this... Actually a dumb classmate found me with a friend trying to do it... I was bad XD
“I can’t stand that motherfu- Hey Becky!”
@jasminematrix
6 жыл бұрын
Gentleman.
@slightlyskewed9044
6 жыл бұрын
I did not hit her i did naaat oh, hi Mark!
@thanosthemadtitan4105
Ай бұрын
7:25
You forgot Wrench’s best line “I came, I saw, I blew shit up, I came again”
15:36 He referenced one of the songs in the game I love Marcus
@zmenaczzz3165
3 жыл бұрын
I love Marcus want him back in watch dogs legion 🥲
@timannguyen2656
2 жыл бұрын
@@zmenaczzz3165 yes he's there but no
@naforous7651
2 жыл бұрын
@@timannguyen2656 unfortunately only sound but hey at least he's there
@timannguyen2656
2 жыл бұрын
@@naforous7651 maybe he is next dlc, who knows, mayber there will be a crossover dlc, if that happens then i'm proud to be a fan of watchdogs
@badreedinedjellali1328
2 жыл бұрын
and there was also a far cry blood dragon this game is sure everywhere
"Stingrays would be cool." "Oh no. Fuck that dude. Those fuckers killed the crocodile hunter." Lmao xD
@JudgeNicodemus
7 жыл бұрын
maya summers Praised be.. Sweet crocodile hunting Prince.
@unlawz3942
6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna get another drink lol
@mubassirzaman7202
2 жыл бұрын
Even more fun fact: Its a real p e r s o n that actually got killed in irl. Search it up.
@tristanraine
Жыл бұрын
@@mubassirzaman7202 yeah, Steve Irwin
@zaimhassan6490
Жыл бұрын
@@mubassirzaman7202 ...that's kinda the point
7:26 “hey Becky”
@HexIsReal
3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
1:38 Racist car xD
@senyai-4905
6 жыл бұрын
Seth_Raven What? Bitch I'm Black And I'm Proud Not to you btw
@skullkillx4657
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Andrehot20
5 жыл бұрын
GO SPEED RACIST GO!
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
5 жыл бұрын
カタルシスRxse I have no reference for "black".
@ATotalStr4nger
5 жыл бұрын
"I have no references for "Black" "
The interactions between Marcus and every other character in this game feels so nice considering you feel as if you have an actual friendship with these guys
@MelonBoy64_
Жыл бұрын
as someone with like 0 irl interaction i wholeheartedly agree with this. i had great time playing this game
6:37 Marcus act's exactly like my mum
@biffwellinggton4957
3 жыл бұрын
*lol*
@advaitkurup5274
Жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@Harkonnennn
Жыл бұрын
Everyone’s grandma
this is one of the only video games that i enjoyed every second of the story, i love this game
@abbycarvide723
6 жыл бұрын
madeofmemes136 the only fun thing about the first game was continually vaulting over my nieces grave.
@scriptedjava9265
6 жыл бұрын
Simon Hinori ikr
@zmenaczzz3165
5 жыл бұрын
@Rycyoung Me too :3
@siddarth_vader
4 жыл бұрын
@@abbycarvide723 What the actual fuck!? LMAO
2:52 look at that far cry 3 blood dragon title
@deply6446
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's a thing you find in almost every ubisoft game
@monke1982
3 жыл бұрын
@@deply6446 there is also a wiz billboard in Miami in the crew 2
@badreedinedjellali1328
3 жыл бұрын
I found a watch dogs 2 shirt in far cry 5
Y'know, I honestly forgot how much I miss these guys. Glad we got to see Wrench and some of Marcus in Legion. Too bad we couldn't have a complete reunion.
@GenocidalSquid
Жыл бұрын
I guess that really DOES work out in the end- but it was pretty nostalgic. I played a bit of WD2, and I LOVE the characters.
7:02 "Aye man, they see two of us together, they gonna think we're plotting." "We are plotting!"
"It's going to catch on fire!" 'How do you know?' "It can't NOT set on fire."
The way Marcus says “where’s my phone” makes me piss myself laughing!
@assassinscreedreallifepran1080
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah😂
3:12 probably the funniest one 🤣
@TheDeathChamber10
2 жыл бұрын
Steve Irwin reference lol
4:33 "A'ight keep your chin up. PEACE!" when I see this I gotta giggle!
6:30 Marcus’s face made me rewind over and over
@assassinscreedreallifepran1080
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
“Sledgehammers and fire... NO! Sledgehammers ON fire.”
11:17 best clip
@gillybob7747
4 жыл бұрын
Mnyeah
The Hipster Dick conversation was probably the best conversation in all of Gaming!
@straightmalecaucasian1453
6 жыл бұрын
XXPOOKYLEXX no the pet talk with wrench
@assassinscreedreallifepran1080
5 жыл бұрын
Ahhh....I'm surrounded by children"
@archer_rio
3 жыл бұрын
@@assassinscreedreallifepran1080 Alright, alright guys. We’ve upset Pops over here.
@johnnyg4mer764
2 жыл бұрын
"I was uncircumcised before it was cool."
4:32 his face looks so hilarious😂
@trent2kg813
9 ай бұрын
Bro rly said 😐✌️
11:17 the best line ever
5:59 Dragon:whats your name Im josh Sitara Horatio Wrench Marcus My name's Jeff
@najeewilson8942
6 жыл бұрын
Rex Lim Jin Ming lol😂
@feelinlikeuzii
5 жыл бұрын
*distant retching*
@atas2561
4 жыл бұрын
I’m Ray!
@zeke2890
4 жыл бұрын
I m RaY
@posstaldude
4 жыл бұрын
6:07 ‘d shadow legends, the new best RPG game you’ll ever find!
4:53 #whenihave"Friends"
@zmenaczzz3165
5 жыл бұрын
"I mean I'm so glad to be in a part of-- NO NO NO!, THEY ARE F***ING *FAKE* " this comment should have more likes 😂👌
@Memer76577
4 жыл бұрын
So god damn true
Marcus"Hey we cant stand so close to each other they gonna think we planing" Horatio"We are planing"Lmfao
12:27 To be honest, “rocks, scissors, dynamites ” makes a lot of sense: dynamite blows up rock, rock smashes scissors, scissors cuts off the fuse of the dynamite. Makes a lot more sense then paper wraps around rock.
"I'm just walking my CAT!! ARGHH!!"
"I'm just walking my cat!" -Wrench
3:07 dieing of laughter
"BiTcH iM bLaCk AnD iM pRoUd" -Marcus 2016
@zmenaczzz3165
5 жыл бұрын
:')
Looks like they did better the second time around
@jqyhlmnp
7 жыл бұрын
Owen Buckingham yeah, I actually know their names xD
@dvrvch
6 жыл бұрын
That is true
@pepsia6508
6 жыл бұрын
Owen Buckingham *worse
@steveempiremantra2120
6 жыл бұрын
Pepsia Gaming stfu
@najeewilson8942
6 жыл бұрын
steve exe ru shut up
How to blend in: “I’am just walking my cat!”
"they see two of us together they gon think we plottin' " "we *are* plottin' "
2:01 *Starts to gain flashbacks from failing that mission several times*
@supergamingclips1
Жыл бұрын
Not to great at time trails huh? Me too
@Yawnford
Жыл бұрын
@@supergamingclips1 aye
Marcus “ You know you got a weird relationship with technology, right?” Wrench “It’s ok he didn’t mean it.” This had me rolling
"Let the cornholing begin" "You heard the man" Hell ya I did
Nobody: Me: *feels bad when Junior (Wrench’s robot) explodes*
3:31 me when I join a call late
I've replayed this game three times, with the experience of DLCs, but I'm somehow shocked that Josh cussed
"Don't make me the guy that kicks puppys" -wrench
Horatio is like kieran from rdr2 he was an underdeveloped character that had potential but ended up dead.
@badreedinedjellali1328
3 жыл бұрын
yeah I felt bad for Kieran 😣
@merchantmocha4665
2 жыл бұрын
@@badreedinedjellali1328 yah :(
5:42 Omg wrench is *T H I C C* OwO
@assassinscreedreallifepran1080
5 жыл бұрын
Looolll😂😂😂
@nikto7297
3 жыл бұрын
He looks thicker than sitara , life is just unfair
Basically anything with wrench
@andrewbohannon7776
6 жыл бұрын
Blippy same
5:16 omg JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY
I loved every scene when Horacio and Marcus were in Nudle "ok, neato" 😂
Sure this wasn't game of the year material, but I had a blast playing this. The nerdy references and banter between characters was awesome. I'm hyped for Legion
I still absolutely love this game, all the characters are amazingly written
AI : your face is too dark for my sensors to read Marcus : bitch. I'm black and I'm proud I'm laughed instantly 😂
@palaherk
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 yeah thay part got me 😂
i'm not sure to be happy or sad that in the german dub they replaced "cornholing" with "fisting". lovely compliation tho!!
The first time I heard Lenni's rant at 7:57, I just about fell out of my chair laughing, that's some of the best Tourette's I have heard in a while lol
5:45 uhhhh wrench are you OK?
Come on Marcus, jump in baby, the water is fiiine!
"I'm gonna go for another beer" Raymond Kenney 2015
@chiefraptor8833
3 жыл бұрын
2016*
@eterna748
3 жыл бұрын
@@chiefraptor8833 bruh is it rlly that important
@archer_rio
3 жыл бұрын
13:54 Marcus: Im’ma go f*** up that billboard with his dumb face all over it. Send a clear message! Sitara: And I am going to hit up his campaign funding. Wrench: And I, am going to f*** up his social media, and I, am going to f*** up his website and I, am going to f*** up his online ads. Ray: I’m gonna go for another beer. I like how Ray wants to be like a plain old lazy guy instead of being an awesome hacker
Josh is the best. I love the diversity in him.
Marcus: hey man If they see two of us together they’ll think we’re plotting. Horatio: WE ARE PLOTTING
It's so unexpected it's hilarious 14:20
@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924
6 жыл бұрын
XBeastModeFTW “You look like you shat the bed.”
Santa in 2018 13:40
@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924
6 жыл бұрын
sev ency “Ho Ho Ho, Merry fuckin’ Christmas.”
@ATotalStr4nger
5 жыл бұрын
2020*🙃
@officeruttp2761
3 жыл бұрын
2021*
'This ain't your mommas smart car.' It poisoned me
Most lively light hearted realistic game I've ever played!!
Watch Dogs 2 is by far my most favorite game of all time, love it or hate it, the story, characters, & gameplay felt smooth af
7 years later and the script and voice acting is so on point with this game.
I enjoyed that for some reason
4:51 too 5:00 had me dying😂😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣😅😂😂🤣🤣😂
0:20 it’s the way he says it so fast that cracks me up
*IM JUST WALKING MY CAT!… ARGH!!*
some of the funniest stuff: 2:00 close your eyes and imagine the following thing: dedsec is visiting a lake to chill out a little. Wrench starts swimming around and says this😂 really, the voice sounds soooooo gay (even though it's just a stereotype) also, Marcus' reaction to it😂 5:41 NICE OUTFIT, DUDE! 9:23 AHHHH YEAH, dick jokes are great... 10:45 I love how Sitara's voice sounds here, so weird... btw, I've just noticed how bromantic the relationship between Marcus and Wrench is.
@modelrr-0728
6 жыл бұрын
nonconformist 234 no comprise cutscene where wrench just hugs Marcus for a uncomfortably long time was just great
@Souplysivm
6 жыл бұрын
It’s more of a close friend relationship
@notkimpine
6 жыл бұрын
nonconformist 234 2:00 THIS YT COMMENT IS IGN 9/10. I LOVE THIS COMMENT.
@iheadbuttwindows
6 жыл бұрын
nonconformist 234 NO SHIPS
@Max-bp4nu
5 жыл бұрын
I died when I closed my eyes at 2:00 😂😂😂😂
11:40 Man, that line is just so much more better and funnier when you include Wrench's "And some say that shaft has been a bad mother"
I just got into this game series and all that I want to say is: I love these characters and I will protect them.
1:37 racist car
13:14 Easter egg from watch dogs 1 hallucination things :D
@kitanihunter6735
3 жыл бұрын
I got excited when I saw spider tank no joke lol 😁
5:05 Dusan: "throw a fucking punch" Marcus: *punches him Dusan: *vietnam flashbacks
aw you forgot the sex bot and the "I named it pokey"
The one with the zipline, if u dont use it, wrench says wtf man, i set up a whole zipline up for you
8:25 "I'm in your house fuckin up your shit🥴"
This game has so much personality. I love it
I want Watch Dogs 3, I really enjoyed 2, they are going in the right fucking way, thank you Ubisoft!Been playing for months and the game is still fun to me, haters gonna hate, for me the first game was way too serious, dark and just not cool, 2 is something that really improved and they listened to our feedback, the game is with lower sales because we all know 1 was downgraded but if people get it they will think that 2 aint shit ;)
@coments101
7 жыл бұрын
Serena Melody fuck it have everyone come back
@stevensnails1510
7 жыл бұрын
Pirania Piraniov the second game looked nice and played well, but the story is really bad compared to the first.
@brixishere
7 жыл бұрын
Steven Legerme Omg I think so too. The gameplay is better in WD2 but Aiden is so much better than Marcus. And after experiencing the story of WD2 I started to like the story in the first game more
@squidlytv
7 жыл бұрын
They need to get a darker story as it fits watch dogs
@nicholas.6859
7 жыл бұрын
SquidlyTV Ifkr ur completely right
7:28 just look the marcus face man
"How long were you in that porta-potty?" "Can we keep that whole episode to ourselves... Please?" "Ok, you can trust me NOT TO TALK ABOUT JOSH'S ADVENTURE IN THE TOILET DIMENSION!!" "thanks.."
Marcus: *kicks a security guard down the stairs* Woman: *bruv are you serious?*
"Every time you search for discount refrigerators or bulldozer porn, they learn more and more about you"
Josh is so similar to me that I am shocked about how hard-to-surprise and socially awkward I am.
3:20 i almost cried I love Steve Irwin