He protecc He relacc But most importantly His clinic makes me have a nap

@flamingofanyotengo4264

6 жыл бұрын

LeoPlays FIFA I saw a comment exactly like this but the end was a little different. Stops copying geez

@edwardgarforth11

6 жыл бұрын

LeoPlays FIFA yes

@funkyfreshwilliam2707

6 жыл бұрын

This isn’t even how the meme is supposed to work

@Username_not_found__try_again

6 жыл бұрын

I subbed to your channel I hope I see some fifa content

@alanimations

6 жыл бұрын

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He relacc

me: okay, let’s just watch a little bit asmr. later i’ll do my homework jojo: *comes in* me: *falls asleep*

@shorthaireditomesupremacy_3690

6 жыл бұрын

grace jackson heh

@missanonymous7477

6 жыл бұрын

Oh same...

@toritenchi6844

6 жыл бұрын

I legit do my homework while the is playing typically it is math because math is so stressful but you are right I may or may not have drooled on my homework sometimes

I thought he said "genital skin cleaner" and I was like "WoAH JOJO take me out to Dinner first PLS"

@tregarel

6 жыл бұрын

ppom9 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shadystinks9527

6 жыл бұрын

Dead

@jwer0868

6 жыл бұрын

ppom9 🤣

@aircraftenthusiast2207

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahhahahahah Tf ?!! Hahhahahahahahah

@DT-Sabbath

5 жыл бұрын

TheGamingLemon?

Jojo: You have a really nice hair, I am actually jealous. Me: Thanks, it's called baldness. ....

@lonelyguyofficial8335

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

The scissors go skkkkraaa snip snip snip snip snip

@aman937

6 жыл бұрын

Caligram games snniiiap

@aman937

6 жыл бұрын

Caligram games your cuts done now. It's £20

@franklincastillo7684

6 жыл бұрын

Aman and a snipy snipitip snip sniappp snip snipsnip snipsnip snop snipsnop ya dont know

@georgenightingale9733

6 жыл бұрын

Aman stole from me lol

@aman937

6 жыл бұрын

george nightingale I did?

clea ears, a fresh cut and skin treatment all in 26 mins and for free... damn, no one can compete :p

@raydentanner868

6 жыл бұрын

Rapunzel ASMR first!

@Rhys143

6 жыл бұрын

KiNGMaPeLFoX you look like you failed your English gcse😂

@ggdutton6021

6 жыл бұрын

Rapunzel ASMR I'm subscribed to you Dr.Anne !!!♠️

@faeridust624

6 жыл бұрын

Hello fello asmrtist

@cristianortizhenderson5517

6 жыл бұрын

Back at yourself

Thank you so much for watching! I hope you found the video very relaxing and peaceful! Check out my new video on my second channel if you like the more "meme-ish" side of me kzread.info/dash/bejne/dXWMudqpg5jgetY.html Goodnight!

@cyliscosta4216

6 жыл бұрын

Jojo's ASMR love you man I am going to have a nice sleep

@Mia_Simmons_101

6 жыл бұрын

Jojo's ASMR THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO AND MY DAY! 😂❤❤

@homarc7767

6 жыл бұрын

200k coming soon 👍👌😁

@zivaray

6 жыл бұрын

Jojo's ASMR love you jojo ❤️

@ashm2338

6 жыл бұрын

You're my favorite ASMRtist love♡

"I'm taking it that you've come for a bit of a snip-snip-snip-snip?" "No I've been circumcised already thanks though"

@salsasmr4770

6 жыл бұрын

Allen Middleton 😂😂

@jamesrobinson6420

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kangaroo432

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@prodlargie608

3 жыл бұрын

The best comment yet😂😂😂😂

The title is sleep clinic roleplay but it's a barber jojo make up your mind lol EDIT- thanks for all them likes holy jojo And this is just a joke

@JarjJe

6 жыл бұрын

HeyIm Dominykas srsly what the heck JoJo 🐵 btw i like barber much better tho 😁

@natechavez261

6 жыл бұрын

HeyIm Dominykas why are you telling him to make his mind up? I would stfu if i were you because you can't even spell roleplay correctly

@MrOnay-px1jx

6 жыл бұрын

Cool, some places do both you know? Ahem _roleplay_

@natechavez261

6 жыл бұрын

Some Guy says the one with the pedo bear picture😂😂 and i didnt know if he was joking or not so just making sure👍

@joshuagraham5750

6 жыл бұрын

I'm so horny and I'm a wanker What a name

heheh your focused face at 11:08 i know it all too well!

@hatoresumeinu384

6 жыл бұрын

Lily Whispers ASMR Honestly 😂, There's Just Some Stuff U Gotta Listen To

@stevefordawinboi7098

6 жыл бұрын

Lily Whispers ASMR I don't think I'll make it that far into the Vid xD

@lukakrsic1084

6 жыл бұрын

Lily Whispers ASMR d

@dappitydoo4774

6 жыл бұрын

hol up.

@rojinatinsley8998

6 жыл бұрын

I love asmr

I once misread your description and thought it said assault your physician ... So I got a new physician ... He's kinda cool

- Ok guess i can't sleep. Jojo posts a new asmr video - N A N I ?!?!

@pheni1247

6 жыл бұрын

_omae wa, _*_m o u s h i n d e i r u_*

@ezoak

6 жыл бұрын

NANI?!

@st4ythirsty17

6 жыл бұрын

*INTENSE DEATH SOUNDS*

@FaSTwisT

6 жыл бұрын

Weebs ughhh

@zakwhr3118

6 жыл бұрын

vitor trevisan *screams in Japanese*

this looks like it was filmed in a locker room in a high school ok.

@vaalryn

6 жыл бұрын

YAAAS FRUITYPOPPIN Only a few people would understand this

@skinnyboyjose7084

6 жыл бұрын

LUKANG YING YA im weak 😂💀

@jc3127

6 жыл бұрын

Satisfaction Overload I would say a good amount of people went to high school tho.

@pauldanielwilliams5136

6 жыл бұрын

LUKANG YING YA or a YMCA

@slimeybubbles1446

6 жыл бұрын

im dead

Jojo scissor hands in action

@anhdrw

6 жыл бұрын

The one you never noticed

@LegoBearASMR

6 жыл бұрын

Clorox Bleach hi brother

@sidon3661

6 жыл бұрын

CLOROX IN MY ANUS 😓 Ummm....

@ravioliravioligivemethecan9742

6 жыл бұрын

CLOROX IN MY ANUS what the fuck kind of username do you have?

@sidon3661

6 жыл бұрын

Ravioli ravioli Give me the cannoli I feel violated for some reason.....

When your barber is so high that hes milking a imaginary cow (3:57) and still charges you for it 😣

@ghostbuster_qqq8711

6 жыл бұрын

I LiKe pU$$y

@velvetJackie

6 жыл бұрын

😖😖😖😂😂😂

@barkbarkgrrrsnarlbarkbarkb3975

6 жыл бұрын

It's a FreeToPlay lol

*Insert generic unoriginal joke about like to view ratio

@noodles2624

6 жыл бұрын

That's also a pretty generic and unoriginal joke though 🤔

@malavirus7174

6 жыл бұрын

Noodles How it hasn't been used

@malena111

6 жыл бұрын

Feminysm * its been used a lot lol

@ggukschaey_2422

6 жыл бұрын

Binx.Mp4 *Insert Generic Unoriginal Joke About Like To view Ratio*

@graciekennedy1213

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s because I watch this video like every night

where is the hungry lips roleplay?! it is now 25k

When you are so early nobody has finished the video yet

@aytee4577

6 жыл бұрын

HakuryuY hey Army

@notlegallyash.

6 жыл бұрын

Yas Jimin I love Yoongi! 💝

@notlegallyash.

6 жыл бұрын

HakuryuY Yoongi is lofe

@jennyb2754

6 жыл бұрын

HakuryuY Army~!

@JK-kz8hs

6 жыл бұрын

HakuryuY well it half an hour long sooo

Picks up “Morocco Hair Butter” *this butter is imported from THAILAND*

@joshghuman1386

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Broussard LOL

@keirawashere5087

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Broussard why is that me

@keirawashere5087

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Broussard that’s me you think I’m from The uk but I’m from the uk rip of off America Jk I’m from the uk and want to go to America

On a scale of 1-10 My grades are fucked

@guts1899

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Ottenbreit same

THE VACUUM IS A RUMBA 😂 Edit: I liked my own comment cause I'm desperate 😐

@unearthlywonder3218

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah beara27 Living in 3017, liking your own comment.

@unpoc7863

6 жыл бұрын

BIG. HECKIN. WOOFER. DOGGO. Ok

@jwer0868

6 жыл бұрын

I do that too haha

@lonelyguyofficial8335

4 жыл бұрын

**Likes your comment** Come, let us be losers together. 🙃

“You actually have really nice hair, I’m kind of jealous” *oh ho ho- why thank you~* 😏

@xboxhighlightz7365

6 жыл бұрын

Daltharia No you did it wrong. It's "oh ho ho why, L O N G P A U S E thank you" 😏

@mauriceorangutan

6 жыл бұрын

Daltharia I read that at the exact same time that he said it

@porkydorky

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Kaiser721

6 жыл бұрын

Ho ho... why... I'm bald

@keirawashere5087

6 жыл бұрын

Daltharia *jojo says that* Me; I literally have a massive knot in my JoJo dafuq do u mean

Who tf is neither in possession of ears nor eyes and gives this video a dislike?Keep it up, you're really good, JoJo.

@dbsgoku7498

6 жыл бұрын

anyname 435 people who dislikeed it

I like it when the sleep clinic give you a haircut instead

Instead of 75% normal water in my body I have 75% dead sea water inside of me, I'm extra salty.

@spooky_scary_bitch

6 жыл бұрын

Su.i I feel that

@keirawashere5087

6 жыл бұрын

Su.i every girl on their period

5:35 When the water bottle cap isn’t cooperating😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@hyphen-0p

5 жыл бұрын

It's not a matter bottle

@hyphen-0p

5 жыл бұрын

I mean its not a water bottle

The vent turning on in the background made the experience all more realistic making the tingles even better, great job rolling with it, and thank you so much for the relaxation every night your my favorite asmr-est

26:14 good as hell 26:15 in coma

@bingobongo9438

6 жыл бұрын

YAHOO what?

@EXTOLANT-alt

6 жыл бұрын

Neko_Lover 101 The joke Your head

@kaylajean2922

6 жыл бұрын

DJNgamez this made me laugh out loud, idk why but i love it

@squidward7305

6 жыл бұрын

YAHOO no

@huntergames4860

6 жыл бұрын

other way round dude

nice uniform for a clinic ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@charliepepke7906

6 жыл бұрын

_/(~▪~)\_

@qiannii

6 жыл бұрын

\_( ^-^ )_/

@ShiekMC

6 жыл бұрын

One Inch Nick made my day!!

@nathanlee2257

6 жыл бұрын

\_("_")_/

@sheilaluciano5356

6 жыл бұрын

( 👁 👁❣ ) 👄 C: Nice I wish you was my real barber JoJo I just love your videos,you are the best KZreadr your my asmr god.💎

you are sitting in the bathtub aren't you?

@jennae910

6 жыл бұрын

I\/ape24 / 7 Omg lol

@hunorcsaszar6663

6 жыл бұрын

He is not in the, this is a bathtub

@Electroudon06

6 жыл бұрын

Hunor Császár I agree with you. You beautiful toaster hugger

@autumncook1106

6 жыл бұрын

Holly Weaver I just choked

This is by far, and I Truly do mean this too, The Best ASMR Video ever. I've used it for about as long as it has existed, and it never failed me. Everything in it is just utter Perfection. Bravo, Jojo, Bravo.

I don't have insomnia, this just helps my tighten my sleep schedule I went from 4:00 am to 1:30 pm of sleep time, now its 1:00 am to 12:pm thank you! And this was the first asmr video I watched in my life!, yes I'm late, but I'm sure if yt fixes notifications I'll be early! 3:00 that made my think he was thai!

ASMR zeitgeist is easily my favorite but you top five especially cuz you upload more than one video week. Actually I take that back you top 3

@hauntedhorrorberry

6 жыл бұрын

I don't watch ASMR Zeitgeisr, but I do have a top five and Jojo is in it

@JTYT100

6 жыл бұрын

Jade Chocoberry well do yourself a favor and check him out. The only bad thing is he only uploads once a week but it's understandable since it's not just recording a video.

@hauntedhorrorberry

6 жыл бұрын

+TheHomieXP I'll check him out :)

@olivechamley2750

6 жыл бұрын

TheHomieXP but who bottoms? 🍋🍋🍋

@alejandrotorres8382

6 жыл бұрын

My Top Five 5.Gibi 4.Frivolous Fox 3.Asmr-Sensei 2.Asmr Zeitgeist 1.Jojo

Jojo strolls up for a job interview Manager: Got any skills Jojo: I make people feel good Manager: You're hired ! Manager: Can I have demonstration (Jojo starts tapping stationary) Manager: Plz get out 😂

Time stamps: 0:00- does it even matter? you already fell asleep after the first seconds.

@adenarrington7607

6 жыл бұрын

Khallil Berrekkal fuck you i actually wanted time stamps

Him and ASMRsurge are probably the only ASMRtists I’ll ever enjoy lol

Jojo: This butter from Thailand.. Me: But it says Morocco. JoJo: From Thailand.. Me: Fiiinnne, Thailand.

"....I'm taking it that you have come for a bit of a snip snip snip snip..." Me: I'm getting a vasectomy?!

i have a really bad sleep. i sleep just 3 hours in 1 night. but jojo helps me with it and now i sleep 6 hours in a night. thx man

Why's video called Sleep Clinic role play ? XD

@adrianacueva1927

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Trundell it make you sleepy

@PsItsSav

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Trundell that's what i was wondering!!

@peresusjacksonfan

6 жыл бұрын

Yea really should be a barber rp

@jwinklz

6 жыл бұрын

why is does your comment have “XD” in it like xD why would you do that

@bradyfisher8877

6 жыл бұрын

Because JoJo makes shit content and has to clickbait all of his videos to get any kind of traction or views whatsoever

2:51 -but its says Morocco on the container. How is it Thailand?

ALMOST *200K* ❤️ we love you!

congrats on 200k

I really enjoyed the video. One thing I have to say though: you usually add products to the hair after it's cut because you want to keep your scissors clean and it makes the hair easier to cut. That's why hair dressers usually wash your hair before they cut it as well.

me:"closing my eye and relaxing in my bed then!! a horror movie advertisement!!!! came up!!! so loud!!!!!

@chistosquisto9079

6 жыл бұрын

Oof

@wilsonsolares857

6 жыл бұрын

white screen follow me on Instagram. @solares_wilson

@paulzone9152

6 жыл бұрын

This video does not have ads BTW

@sylvie2010

6 жыл бұрын

MEEEE!!!!!

@galacticblue7532

6 жыл бұрын

Ahhh I don't like loud ads!

I'm (to be continued)

@inactive8727

6 жыл бұрын

IM-

@jacob9602

6 жыл бұрын

dont by shy

@frozgfx5054

6 жыл бұрын

Molu patlu is that you?

@d4w7d

6 жыл бұрын

Gay ?

@Dalen22_W

6 жыл бұрын

Why u bully me? hi To Be Continued, I’m dad

So.. it's been a week now since I've watched your videos. It's now a habit for me to watch your videos before I sleep. It's actually working. Thanks JoJo

Fair play Jojo you put recommended asmrtists in your descriptions every video. Great video one of the only KZreadrs that do that well done.

Dude i was in a bad mood thnx for the video it help a lot

@SSurfs

6 жыл бұрын

hAvE a nIcE dAy

Best KZreadr rn

@SSurfs

6 жыл бұрын

Nah fam. Best youtuber forever ;)

@rodeo413

6 жыл бұрын

S u r f s fuckin choomah

FIRST TIME I GOT TINGLES ALL OVER MY BODY FROM SHOULDER RUNNING DOWN!! And thats bc i have been watching asmr for over a year!!!! This is my first video of yours can't wait to see more!!!

I like yo smile, its comforting. You seem so knowledgeable as well about lots of things

Wow man you're the king of asmr,hadn't had this good tingles in awhile,thanks

Another great video jojo these get better and better

@usralgh8063

6 жыл бұрын

penguin j true

Real life haircuts are stressful, this kind are relaxing. Great vid

I love that you post your videos around that time, because I'm about to jump in my bed :) much love from germany

6:03 when you try to tap asmr after you cut your nails

You’re perfecttttt, your videos are so good and you’re so gorgeous 😍 lots of love from England 🙌🏽❤️

@gilbyjackson304

6 жыл бұрын

Englanda is your city *dab dab* *dances to gangnam style*. Its everyday bro. Now im going to go and watch the emoji movie

@hauntedhorrorberry

6 жыл бұрын

GDJ What the heck, mate?

@pokefandan9155

6 жыл бұрын

yay i'm in England too! interesting stereotypes from GDJ lmao

@ryanb6522

6 жыл бұрын

U thirsty af😂 jk. No harsh feelings

It’s 2:21 AM where I am atm . I just am in love with your vids I get the most tingles from watching them best amsrist 😍😍😍😍😍😍

I just keep looping the intro over and over again, idk why but I just love it xD

I feel asleep so quickly....keep it up

@slippys.3599

6 жыл бұрын

Joaquin Acevedo no you didn't.

@itsjustsigg

6 жыл бұрын

Liar

@magnus4961

6 жыл бұрын

Well How Can you write this comment if youre asleep

@hoidoei17

6 жыл бұрын

Clara you're

He protect He chillaccs But most importantly he make me have a nap while resting my bacc I’m sorry but this is what I came up with

Best asmrest I have found yet watch all ur video and without them I wouldn't sleep half the year!!!!! I rewatch most of the videos as well carry on the get job

GOD this was soothing. your whisper is one of the single handed most relaxing things ive ever heard. so comforting.

man, you deserve more subscribers, for real, you're the best! i use your videos to sleep literally EVERYDAY! keep the good work bro, thank you!

i think the video makes good sounds

@iamsomeone3565

6 жыл бұрын

YA THINK😡???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@alex26bg69

6 жыл бұрын

From raphy xd

ayyy was bout to sleep and my boi jojo hit me up with a 25 min vid

Keep up the amazing vids and believe me you’ll be on top💪❤️❤️

Your roleplays are soooo good :d

"And let me work my magic" *silently starts playing the harry potter theme song, cause im a nerd*

That music box was heaven !!

I don't know why but for some reason I was smiling within the first few seconds. Loved it!

Jojo:Tickels Tickels Tickels Me: Pickels Pickels Pickels

@gamerboi6642

5 жыл бұрын

It's actually Tingles Tingles Tingles

Perfect timing as always, thx jojo ^¥^

I’m so happy your mic is binaural now. I also live how it picks up your voice. Very tingly.

Dang I used to hate your audio but now you’re the only thing that makes me tingle😭

ASMRtist Impersonations Part 3!

Got here as soon as I saw the notification

@salsasmr4770

6 жыл бұрын

theICON Kjf same! I never clicked so fast!!

Jojo is wielding dem q tips like a boss in the thumbnail

ayeee congrats on 200,000 subscribers, Jojo!

dude jojo needs more subscribers

christian minecraft server....

@cristianortizhenderson5517

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jvhze

6 жыл бұрын

Cristian Ortiz-Henderson I'm sorry you have sworn be nicer or be banned from our minecraft server

@jenn9212

6 жыл бұрын

Hailo VG yes...

@bonerprime4010

6 жыл бұрын

What the frick

@user-re7po

6 жыл бұрын

Captain Hailo you keep the jojo comment section lively

Jojo's asmr helps me sleep every night

"its a vacuum" I died when he said that hahahaha, his face was like "oh shit I'm just describing a vacuum cleaner am I dumb" hahahaha I love him

What did the librarian say Read more

@AshtonWinter

6 жыл бұрын

Nathan x2319 didn’t fall for it haha nice try

@Sighnss

6 жыл бұрын

Ashton Videos I'm hoping no body sees your comment only so they can get a quick laugh

@fizzipills193

6 жыл бұрын

That was actually pretty good lmao! I almost fell for it!

@502bryce3

6 жыл бұрын

Stop copy and pasting comments

@enchantednoodles8795

6 жыл бұрын

That triggered me

Perfect timing for Europe😍

even just him breathing gets me every time

He’s the only KZreadr I consistently watch

How no nut november going for yall?

@unclebimgoldfinch5134

6 жыл бұрын

Nut so well

@aidanh2664

6 жыл бұрын

J K and?

@juliet9172

6 жыл бұрын

its going wELLL

@meep1297

6 жыл бұрын

I’ve nutted everyday of November YOLO

@BicthBoi

6 жыл бұрын

Lost at 12am on nov 1st

Jojo please do a video with all your cats

@purpledrea45

6 жыл бұрын

Matt Taekicakes xD

JoJo: we're gonna do a bit of shaving My hairless face: bITCH W H E R E

Jojo vids are the kind vids that if you watch in the afternoon you wont get anything done that day c:

More bloopers! :D

I want one of the 500 gift cards #notificationsquad

@jorja5358

6 жыл бұрын

Vourer yes I would love one of his 500 giftcards

@felinetoast

6 жыл бұрын

Vourer same #notificationsquad

@vourer3147

6 жыл бұрын

Simon Firnkes you should subscribe to Jojo's second channel to get -the joke- gift cards :)

@502bryce3

6 жыл бұрын

T H A T W O U L D B E N I C E S I G N M E U P

@502bryce3

6 жыл бұрын

Vourer #notificationsquad

jojo should have more subs.this is the best asmr i have ever heard

I get so many tingles when you talk 😍😍😍and other Asmrists I don’t get so many tingles from there voice

Hey everyone Christmas is right around the corner!

@MaliciousInsomnia

6 жыл бұрын

kagami chan I hope Santa will finally make my wish come true and end my meaningless life! Have a wonderful Christmas! 😊

@exoblorp3790

6 жыл бұрын

What about Thanksgiving smh

@adenarrington7607

6 жыл бұрын

Christmas is 2 hours 28 minutes away from 4 days

@abandonedchannelr.i.p5749

6 жыл бұрын

kagami chan right now I'm watching videos to wait for my parents to wake up and open gifts

@keirawashere5087

6 жыл бұрын

kagami chan Xmas was 3 months ago

JOJO UR MY DAD

@tatosevilla1604

6 жыл бұрын

Banhy we are brothers :0

@adenarrington7607

6 жыл бұрын

Omg are you Issacfess

@skillz4dayz159

6 жыл бұрын

Guess he shouldn’t have gotten drunk in that bar

That voice is so calm and relaxing. I love it

I work at a sleep clinic and I can assure you that this is 100% what we do