Sha'kanthos: *throws a Drone at the Space Marine* Drone: "You appear to have thrown me, Master User! May I return myself to your service?"

@CHRF-55457

3 жыл бұрын

lol

“It is a relic!” “And what do you think he is?!” And that was when I burst out laughing

@CHRF-55457

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

I just imagine rob sneider snickering, " hehe he doesnt know how to use the seashells

This is what I want from Tau stories. We get to see from their pov how monstrous humanity has become. One of my new favorites Infact.

@B_Raub

Жыл бұрын

Can you recomend any other Tau books?

Oh. Tau. I don't think I've heard a SINGLE story about the Tau actually. This'll be neat.

LOL, "Why would the Imperials expose their most important part is unknown to them."

@robbomegavlkafenryka6158

3 жыл бұрын

Tau: *Shoots Astarte in the head* Astarte: *still alive*

@JohnTandy74

3 жыл бұрын

Cus we ‘Ard

@brya9681

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnTandy74 more like cuz Games Workshop has a hard on for Humans. Why do they even write Xenos stories we know they don't care about them

@JohnTandy74

3 жыл бұрын

@@brya9681 I hear you bro, I think, but I hope we don’t get into the murk of xeno in 40k & our problems back on earth with the abhorrent degrading issues of prejudices. Enough said. I’ve been a fan since 1989 and live close to Nottingham where it all started!! I’m a massive Dune Fan and the stories in the Franks originals inspired me & affected my profoundly. It’s a story of transformations & journeys... Humanity’s, Planets Tribes/cultures/peoples Technology Faith / religion Enlightenment.. human survival but changed. Now people that haven’t read a book in their lives get on the bandwagon of a so called “MIGHTY WHITEY” they’ve interpreted Dune as some over privileged white man is coming to free these dirty ‘FREMAM’ it’s nothing close to that and I feel sad and vomitious thinking about it

@deanwest2744

3 жыл бұрын

@@brya9681 The ppl at GW prefer Humans because they are Humans which are better than Xenos for the simple reason that Xenos are not Humans. Humans > Xenos = Xenos < Humans

Getting the Demon’s perspective of the events of Doom is pretty interesting.

Tau: A sword and shield!?!?! What chance does this savage have? Scarlord Chapter Master: Observe. *glorious melee combat ensues*

"Look here children, this is our badass Tau soldier's popular "about to be murdered" pose we froze in time in stasis. Lol He's literally being murdered constantly here, isnt that cool kids? Nah, there's no way the stasis will break and stuf--OMG THE STASIS BROKE WE'RE BEING MURDERED NOW!" lol

4:48 "As the glacier hold the ancient skeleton in its wintery grip." it's great for Por'clays to use this example, the only reason we know the glacier has a skeleton in it is because it thawed and the skeleton was released.

@ABorderPrince

Жыл бұрын

dont think about it

I love that it's very close to a horror film monster sequence hahaha

Notation disc: „it seems you are getting your gluteous maximus kicked by an imperial space marine. Would you like some help with that?“

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, carrots for the Sterling!

@42Mrgreenman

3 жыл бұрын

...anger for the Joe's and their army! Yea's for the Yong! A totality of Biscuits for the fallen!

I just started reading the Farsight novels lately, and I'd seen those two character frozen in temporal stasis in one chapter. That's so cool they got their own short story that told us what happens. Cool stuff! Thanks for the reading, Good Prince c:

@DLV_Channel

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for mentioned it, I was wondering if they tied into the Farsight books.

@Jack-0-lantern

2 жыл бұрын

This character was more prominently shown in the "Blades of Damicles" novel.

@Haiphong778

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jack-0-lantern oh? I know what to read next then! Thanks!

@Jack-0-lantern

2 жыл бұрын

@@Haiphong778 You might also want to read the short story "The Battle of Blackthunder Mesa" which takes places in the middle of that novel and documents Commander Bravestorms origin story. Also, for completionist sake, try reading the Novella, "Farsight" by Phil Kelly. It documents a large part of the Arkunasha War and Farsight's early career as a commander. Sidenote, this novella actually retcons Andy Chambers's short story "The Arkunasha War"

Thank you for reading tau! Their official audio books are few and far between.

Sir, you appear to be throwing me to my death. Would you like me to come back to you instead? That was hilarious!

Farsight needs more stories. thanks for the video

Great reading and fun story.

Snipes, Silvester and I agreeably nod.

Farsight! You of all your kind have gained my greatest respect. But despite what honorable attributes I may see in you. You are still a Xenos and thus you must be treated as such. I do not enjoy purging you from this existence. But it is my duty. We all have out duty...~Unknown Space Marine.

THESE HUMANS ARE ANIMALS!!! And that's when I burst out laughing

One day I’d like to see a moment where Tau kick someone’s ass instead of getting massacred. I do like this though because we get to see it from Tau perspective. Great work man!

Well, now you've done it!!! I'm now fighting an OVERWHELMING urge to search our Demolition Man, and actually subject myself to it again . . . .🤓!

A border prince is the goat

@Mazillll

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone who disagrees is a heretic honestly

@the_guitarcade

Жыл бұрын

Which border Prince?

The sudden switch at the end from your narrator voice to sounding like Baz from down't pub made me chuckle.

Thank you , Prince .

What? Those damn land fish killed my twin? I'LL SHOW THEM!!!!

Amazing story! !

Great Story! Better narration! Thank you for doing Tau books.

That was a badass tale dude goddamn

Great story! Really nice premise.

Ave Dominus Nox

@trajanfidelis1532

3 жыл бұрын

Hydra Dominatus

@the_guitarcade

Жыл бұрын

Imperator negligit.

Awesome stuff my dude!

You are my favorite narrator! Listening to these audio books at work makes the time fly by so quickly! Listening to you attempt children/girl voices is hilarious! I wish you the best mate.

@kennymellan8805

3 жыл бұрын

P.S More Death Korps and Imperial guard pleaseeee

That was great thank you.

Every time I listen to Tau lore I fall asleep for some reason, maybe it's their psycho conditioning taking hold. FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

That was great. Thanks

Good story selection.

I like Tau books by you.

Teleported? So the space marine was in terminator armor

Did anyone else picture the Scarlord in Kirioths colour scheme?

Any chance of you covering the "Battle of Blackthunder Mesa" short story? It shows Commander Bravestorms origin story and takes place in between the events of the "Blades of Damicles" novel.

This have a horror story feeling

Why would anyone dislike this video, I mean it just doesn't make sense.

@JohnTandy74

3 жыл бұрын

Here here!!

Great story , the demo man ref made me laugh showing your age lol and mine too I suppose , take her easy

That one heretic that always dislikes the most awesome channel

Greta reading of a great story 👍

Loyal to the end.

Woot! 👍😎👌

Nice Tau voice, btw

Nooice!

Wait. So that but at the start? Do the Tau literally have a Space Marine trapped as a statue or did I misinterpret that?

@the_guitarcade

Жыл бұрын

A fish and a chapter master were both trapped in a stasis field. They were being displayed as an art piece.

Tau : why wont you die Chaptermaster: plot armor son it hardens as the stroy progress

Comments for the comments god.

@wyatthausman4377

3 жыл бұрын

Replies for the reply god.

@entengummitiger1576

3 жыл бұрын

Likes for the Algorithm!

I find the books and stories about the imperium boring after awhile. But i enjoy the imperium in small doses, in other species' stories :)

So someone asked, who uses blade and shield to fight guns ha? I hope the demonstration was adequate...

@insiainutorrt259

3 жыл бұрын

Since they hadnt learned from before... literaly zero chance theyd learn this time either

Demolition man is a cool story lol

@ABORDER PRINCE if you have time could you do death of integrity? tried to buy it from the black library can get anything from my country

Where could you buy this? I can't find it on audible.

A comment for the emperor or smth

Two shells

Capitalists?....... Communists? ...... either way the TAU have been getting more interesting.

Hey Border, do you stream any city skylines content. There is a guy who sounds just like you and wondering if it is.

Fuck yah Tau

For the algorithm...

His coms wouldn't work because he didn't know how to use the three seashells ;)

Loving the focus on the Tau, if only Games Workshop would actually do anything with them :/

Space marines are so dope!!!! 40k for every win!! Ave imperator Ave terra

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@Duppyman695

3 жыл бұрын

665

The blue skins will one day find themselves in the sights of a chaos incursion and well forget all about them and their fancy suits

Why are the Tau French?

@Connordaboss45

Жыл бұрын

Because they smell like fish

GW is incapable of writing imperials as anything but overpowered. Calling 40k grimdark is laughable unless you're talking about for everyone else

@TheNaturalnuke

3 жыл бұрын

As writing space marines as anything but overpowered* FTFY, I’ve seen plenty of horror from both guard, sisters of battle, and civilians alike.

@tonypecoraro9220

2 жыл бұрын

Lol the four major Imperial campaigns against the Tau that would have successfully crushed the empire if they were not interrupted by Chaos/Tyranid invasions called you Bryan. They want your crybaby tears back.

@malkenvrel6289

2 жыл бұрын

isn't he a chapter master tho ? wouldn't it be kinda expected ?

@the_guitarcade

Жыл бұрын

@@malkenvrel6289 He's just mad because he's vegan and a whole bunch of fish got fried in this story.

@Connordaboss45

Жыл бұрын

@@tonypecoraro9220 taros campaign the imperium lost 3 titans, lost 6 company of marines, 2 entire guard regiments, 6 ships (3 were just large transport ships) and the mining world of taros. Then left after being beaten. They then would lose an entire system to the tau in the psychic awakening series. The imperium exist solely off of hype

Good story but I still wish one of the big players would just stomp the Tau out of existence. They have more luck/plot armor than Failbadon the Harmless.

@lassoedthesos5529

2 жыл бұрын

I don't. People want to say Tau aren't the good guys, be cause of their mind control pheromones and they ultimately bid to control the universe like everyone else, I love their underdog aura, a budding shiny new tech empire, learning it's continuing insignificance in a monsoon of Gore and horror, trying to win a technological arms race against the literal unknown. I think it has so much interesting potential

@Connordaboss45

Жыл бұрын

Because everytime the imperium, chaos, Tyranids, or even the necrons they failed. Either by the taus better military or master diplomats

I WANT to dislike the video because it is about the filthy Tau... but I can't dislike an ABP vid.

@bengale9977

3 жыл бұрын

Just think about all those water caste tau that he got to kill before being stopped. That will make you want to like the story.