Sorry for the wait my fellow crabs, I hope you enjoy!

@jacobystonecypher791

Жыл бұрын

Cypher we always enjoy your videos. Stay awesome Crab King.

@warhawk4494

Жыл бұрын

This kick some major butt.

@Contrator556

5 ай бұрын

It’s ok I wish I was apart of this southern Ness

Imagine youre hiding in an SCP facility as the world is ending and you hear a banjo and southern yelling

@ultrablueberry2420

Жыл бұрын

That's how you know it's safer outside

@lordadorable1140

Жыл бұрын

I’m siding with them, for they are my people.

@BeansAndWeens

Жыл бұрын

i call that salvation.

I love the difference between yours and Jay’s videos. Jay is always having a mental breakdown, and you are just elbow deep in the bullshittery.

@crocidile90

Жыл бұрын

One tries to survive and (barely at the best of times) comprehend what is happening, Cypher just embraces the madness

@medium0sizedALT

Жыл бұрын

Jay is having mental breakdowns, and Cypher is causing them

Best way to describe this video: “the south was tired of them extra-spacial liberals and decided to take action, featuring the good ol’boys and their crew” This was quite amusing to behold. Thanks for the shenanigans!

Can we acknowledge that Cypher's immediate reaction of getting a heads up to something coming up behind him is to hold up the man he's currently dragging to use as a human shield? Based honestly.

Quail doing his thing was pure GOLD! Cypher your videos are the best.

"$20 BUCKS AND I HIT IT WITH A CROWBAR!" famous last words

@rebel6301

Жыл бұрын

dr. freeman if he didnt get his PHD and if the black mesa incident never happened

The home made triangle head ass armor really sold this.

Early morning Cypher video to start the day? Hell yeah brother today is a good day

this is actually just what i experience in a regular shift working at cracker barrel

As a wheel from florida I can confirm you cannot leave your car anywhere

You never cease to make me laugh bro thank you for the good times brother

you had me at the Banjo in the opening Southerner Chaos to Southerner Pain LOL Everytime I hear that really fast banjo I just wanna go crazy drivin in a truck for some reason

Cypher needed to put his flaps down to 30° and rotate around 50-55 kts for that short field take off he was trying to do haha.

The waffle house has found a new host

@falconcorbin3830

Жыл бұрын

The waffle house has found a new host

@gug1297

Жыл бұрын

Dead shit

@ionic_archangel2655

Жыл бұрын

The Waffle House has found a new host

@dra90ncats72

Жыл бұрын

The Waffle House has found a new host

Did you all plan to talk like that or was it a spontaneous decision? Regardless great video! Freaking hilarious!

@Cypherius

Жыл бұрын

it came with the sothern vibes brotha

YEE YEE CLETUS LETS KILL EM FOUNDATION FEDS! THEM AINT TOUCHIN OUR WAFFLE HOUSE!

I unlocked my hidin southern powers watching this.

Must… Protect… Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melt!!!

A roughhoused, gator steeled, banjo playing high horse rangling and shotgun approved army of elite rednecks VS the people with every doomsday possibility in the world and possibly existence itself. I got $50 on the Rednecks

Yee to the mf haw that's how you defend humanity in a god honoring way

"I OWE TWO THOUSAND DOLLAS IN BACK TAXES! I'M NOT GOIN TO JAIL!"

L I B E R A L S

So is this what the average Waffle House is like? We don't have any in New Zealand so I need good references as to their quality.

@Cypherius

Жыл бұрын

yeah this is a good friday night there id say

@alphaandomega4422

Жыл бұрын

let's just say, even in hurricanes, the waffle house is ALWAYS open for business

@Random_N.C.R_Ranger

10 ай бұрын

The only way the waffle house closes is if the house members have failed to protect the host

Somefin' tells me that th'woodland critters in this here op aren't normal, no sir

The difference between you and jay this op was jay broke down due to the chaos, you embraced it

Waffle House is the southern man's firelink shrine.

Watching this video besides Raptors shows a sheer difference of what happened to two people in shooting distance.

What kinda good ole boys you got? I saw at least 5 men and not one of them was asking about dip or spittin bacco

That banjo is hard af

Love the howl of lost when the waffle House was destroyed and yeah as a southern this is legit how a end of the world event would play out. Waffle house gang 4 life. Raise hell! Praise dale! MAGA yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

And I thought RubixRaptor's videos were unhinged.

moar of the southern chaos please master of the crabs!

Another banger intro, keep it up mate

Bro got dat dayum ww1 style armor.

Them good old boys almost did it.

The videos every time i whatch them consists of one demonic scream, chaotic tardation, and glory to the waffle house south

Authentic experience.

As a south texas red hat man. WHERE ARE THEM DERE LIBERALS *loud texan noises*

God bless America and the Waffle House

you can't convince me that waffle house isn't thaumel. It operates what is accepted as a normal service up until it shuts down in the face of impending immediate disaster.

Has far car 5 flashback* "This intro music made remember far cry 5"

You get a like just for the banjo opening.

Get in the -giant- -robot- tractor, -Shinji- Cypher!

They have a point system for Jays breakdowns If you can cause three in one game you get promoted

My grandpap was an auctioneer and that bit absolutely killed me

the edit on 4:33 i laugh so hard man OFSDHOFLSDJSODLF

"Sub should also u" got it

A truly unhinged video, love it.

This video gives me me southern comfort and reminds me of home

Martha, I reckon them there fellas from the town over do be getting up to some of that silly shit again, mhm.

They play southerners too well

Chaos as usual

I need a playlist of all the banjo songs used 😂

Hello cypher love your content the from the old channel and this new one. Take care Crab Lord

As a southern Florida boy i can confirm we use war gators to fight inter-dimensional horrors

Awesome to see someone else point of view of rubix raptors video

Idk who started to insult the big guy at 3:02 in the video but my thought when he got grabbed i thought he said mama rather then imma before being planted like a tree XD.

@Marcelkn01

Жыл бұрын

Ehmmmmm let’s not talk about it xD

@scpss-sotanaht

Жыл бұрын

@@Marcelkn01 XD fair enough but the sound effect my thought was like he be panting everyone like trees XD

That laugh should not be able to come out of that voice LMAO

Southern country LOTR tales

Good choice in music, always loved secession studios

Honest to god the banjos made this

Great vid, with alot of chaos.

As a born and raised Texan, I object to the sheer mountain of racism against Southerners present in this video.

HELL YEAH BROTER I SOWED TIS VIDEA TO BAWRB AND SHE SAD WE SHULD RISE ANAINST THE LIBRALS!! GOBBLESS HOSS!! Sent from alexa smart tv app/refrigerator.

Gum Dam Liberals

Another vid another laugh keep it up

are u the guy in raptors vid and u were the only one to survive the waffle house

@Cypherius

Жыл бұрын

perhaps

As someone from europe this is how I picture an average american day.

Beawtiful.

Every time I see this I think one thing... God bless the Waffle House and god bless the comical moments I have been laughing since the start of the video and it really made my day lol

when are yall gonna open recruitment again :(

Whats the name of that opening music?

What map is that?

You guys managed to really capture the essence of the idiocy of backwoods "libertarians."

the waffle house has found a new host.

First 🎉

@kingsnakke6888

Жыл бұрын

​@@anondimwitHow bout "fird"?

the sequel to redneck rampage looks great. 10 leagues better then the original