The funniest segment ever lol! "Happy birthday n****!" - Daniel

Shocking that Daniel Carver is the least racist member of his family.

What a beautiful show of unity and togetherness

Unironically better than any streaming service right now.

Daniel Junior and Mark Harris feuding was the most hysterical moment on here!😂

@cult_of_odin

Жыл бұрын

Mark is a mentally ill weirdo..

Is that Billie Eilish?

@TheAstroZombi

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit😂😂😂

@redpill5671

Жыл бұрын

Shes Bile Eyelash when she opens her mouth.

@daytonasayswhat9333

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@huntervoelker4033

Жыл бұрын

@It's ME they still make that nasty cancer juice? My cousin was in the hospital for a week at the age of 15 and had his stomach pumped after drinking that crap for a few days.

@leekinanus7409

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

Lol Wendy tried to answer every answer with the word “f*g”. That must b one of her favorites 😂

@raw_si_siht

Жыл бұрын

People write notes on paper and give them to her.

@sheismymom

Жыл бұрын

she wasn't far off

@v.m.m.7729

Ай бұрын

@@raw_si_sihtshe couldnt read!!

@raw_si_siht

Ай бұрын

@@v.m.m.7729 Simple things she can.

I’m Mexican and I absolutely loved Daniel Carver during those days.

This is what made this show the greatest radio show in history its timeless

Cant deny that the Carvers appear to enjoy a very happy,warm close family unit.

@adrenalinflow

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his daughters pussy being the unit he enjoys most

@cody1482

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if Daniel is still in prison.

@nedkent5239

Жыл бұрын

Are you a fellow racist?

@Mr._X84

Жыл бұрын

Who was denying it to begin with?

@iseeitall5713

Жыл бұрын

@@nedkent5239 just waiting on your question to be answered.. should be good

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE THIS ON VIDEO!

@moses420

3 жыл бұрын

I know!! I listened to a lot of Stern, and haven't heard this before

@edgarspavlovics3540

3 жыл бұрын

@Cameron and Jessie maybe because they don't have it on video?

@jwd2346

3 жыл бұрын

Its not on video. Daniel's wife always refused to appear on the show before this bit. Daniel talked in a previous appearance about finally convincing her to come on the show for this under the agreement it would not be video recorded.

@Mozart2024

3 жыл бұрын

I remember seeming this on video years ago. In 2018 I showed my friend the Hollyweird Squares video and he loved it then I tried to show this video but it’s gone now

@gregoryandreski9341

3 жыл бұрын

This wasn't on video because Howard was on E network his last day on E was July of 2005 this was August of 2005

I'm over here screaming, "sheenie, hook nose!"🤣

@Phoenix85006

11 ай бұрын

I was yelling "coon, coon, coon!" 😅

@sheismymom

11 ай бұрын

I was yelling faq

@v.m.m.7729

Ай бұрын

I yelled “Hemi, Bearded New Yorker”

I feel like Stern gave the carvers more money than he gave anybody in the wackpack

@camadkins5487

Жыл бұрын

Hands down. Howard always loved Daniel.

@achecityByCommittee

Жыл бұрын

@@Time_to_Stop_Animal_Abuse what a weirdo.

@sheismymom

Жыл бұрын

money well spent

@cody1482

5 ай бұрын

As he should. You know it wasn't going towards spinner rims.

I never heard this bit. The build up was hilarious with the Carver’s interview. I really dig Howard’s way of getting the best out of everyone.

Wendy’s family is worse than her because they have no excuse. They have the worst answers. “Crafts” for a job. That was from the mother!

@hiphopefx

Жыл бұрын

She of all people should've swept that category. A mother of a special needs kid should know what jobs are out there for them.

@strangebrew1231

Жыл бұрын

It’s almost like her child is retarded

@cult_of_odin

Жыл бұрын

The sister was fairly normal and pretty f$ckable. That's about it.

Wendy looks stoned asf in the thumbnail 😂😂😂

@mikelangston5638

24 күн бұрын

Yeah,she looks totally baked!

Daniel jr is a riot 😂

The Carvers are the best I always laugh my ass off.

@hiphopefx

Жыл бұрын

I always liked when they got the wife to share her thoughts.

@cody1482

5 ай бұрын

​@@hiphopefxthe wife was as dumb as Wendy with some of her answers. Couldn't think of one answer to call blacks.

@29:39 listen until @29:50.....when Daniel is chuckling at his own joke you KNOW it's funny...regardless of how awful it is. Comedic gold ladies and gentleman.

@cult_of_odin

Жыл бұрын

That prophet makes no bad jokes.

Great upload. Thanks

29:29 the racist family brought up a good point here. Painting the hosts as racists. Howard Stern realises then quickly changes the subject.

Daniel was a can’t-miss guest. Just a heavy hitter every time the old goat appeared on the show. His wife seems mean tho...

Almost wet myself for the lat 20 minns of this. F'ing GOLD!

Mark Harris vs the Carvers was the greatest thing ever. 2 legendary guests

@faivishbelchstein2853

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, Where is mark these days?

@juanwarez3444

3 жыл бұрын

@@faivishbelchstein2853 Pretty sure he's been dead for a few years

@faivishbelchstein2853

3 жыл бұрын

@@juanwarez3444 Yeh, carvel I understand is thriving

@cult_of_odin

Жыл бұрын

@@faivishbelchstein2853 probably dies from aids or deleted himself from mental illness.

Ohhh yes!!! Been a long time since I heard this. Thanks!!

Thank you Howard for this..

Thank you so much I've always wanted to hear this

33:10 a genuine Robin laugh, as opposed the usual fake on air one.

14:24 "happy birthday ni**er" lmao

@sheismymom

Жыл бұрын

i want that on my birthday cake this year

@cmd2973

Жыл бұрын

Lol to Robin

15:25 LMAO Daniel doesn’t miss an opportunity to slip one in, Does he?

@MrCopperpott

Жыл бұрын

Daniel is all about equal opportunity

I'm sitting here yelling, "Heeb."

@cleansanchez4880

Жыл бұрын

I was sure hook nose would be up there

@v.m.m.7729

Ай бұрын

Bearded new yorker

@daltonfarris

13 күн бұрын

Lmao mee

@daltonfarris

13 күн бұрын

​@cleansanchez4880 lol same

Mrs.Carver really didn't like Robin.

@EthosF4ded

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was weird. I can't put my finger on it but it definitely was weird. Maybe it's a girl thing.

@deneilbaker

3 жыл бұрын

Totally. I’m sensing a lot of hate, but not because she is black... that’s jealousy I think

@topoftheapple8139

3 жыл бұрын

She knows Daniel wants Robin. I guarantee Daniel has pleasured himself to the image of Robin.

@BLM_Big_Lipped_Marxist

3 жыл бұрын

BE A MAN! JOIN THE KLLLANN!!!

@christianaguirre4560

3 жыл бұрын

@@topoftheapple8139 that is so wrong, Daniel is the only true racist. The others are just trying to impress Daniel.

Only Beet tops Carver with the devastating comebacks

@IanFuckingWest

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Beets replys are from another world

@brazenlilhussy5975

2 жыл бұрын

'Who me? Oh I don't know nothing bout comebacks, pal. 😊 I just make the womens hot, bad as can..like a man!' Love the beet.

@j-r-m7775

2 жыл бұрын

@@brazenlilhussy5975 “what are you talking about? I’ve been comebacks for 22 years buddy.”

@muttonchopsgayever

2 жыл бұрын

@@j-r-m7775 “I was coughing like a yo yo”.

@MegaFlyingShoe

Жыл бұрын

@@j-r-m7775 "I'm more man than he is, he cant handle. I weigh 25 pounds you cant beat me!"

Carver 2024!

I feel so nostalgic listening to this !!

Lol this is KZread gold Howard is such an instigator

@kennyryan625

3 жыл бұрын

*Was

@raw_si_siht

Жыл бұрын

Typical Jew.

Daniel Carver always said Howard puts him on for him to say what he can't say.

@78bcat

3 жыл бұрын

You losers gotta stick together...

@christianaguirre4560

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel says what everyone believes

@lt.finglefubledingler1972

3 жыл бұрын

@@christianaguirre4560 I guess Wendy and Daniel did breed

@cult_of_odin

Жыл бұрын

@@78bcat losers like the 13% of commit 50%?

Holy fuck I laughed this entire video lol! I can't believe Daniel suggested a threesome with Howard and Wendy!!

14:20 “Happy birthday n-”

@faivishbelchstein2853

3 жыл бұрын

bwa ha ha aha

"They all call themselves Dr."

Mrs. Carver is flat out frightening.

@cult_of_odin

3 ай бұрын

She is great.

@Spooky_515

3 ай бұрын

@@cult_of_odinagree. Good old fashioned lady with a heart of gold

Great episode

Dat hover hand lol

“You can’t get nuts and balls off yah mind.” Daniel Carver is kinda funny.

Mrs Carver was jealous of Robin. 😂

@Ditka-89

16 күн бұрын

The ultimate betrayal was Daniel saying he liked her lol

I thought Hollyweird Squares was wild, this one is just as crazy.

Best introduction ever

OH my god I have been waiting for this! I miss this . I remember Mrs Carver refused to do this on video.

@TheVictorEffect

3 жыл бұрын

So there’s no video of it? I would’ve like to see this

@frankm5150

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheVictorEffect Thats correct. I also remember Mrs Carver refused to be on camera for the Daniel Carver Cribs segment.

@Eric_the_miserable_midget

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankm5150 can you blame her, she comes off as a crazy person with all those dolls

@2masterofpuppets2

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eric_the_miserable_midget they're segregated😂😂😂😂

@edub9930

Жыл бұрын

Yea she knows she's a psycho

A room full of scholars!

@HermanIngram

11 ай бұрын

Daniel is a smart, charismatic dude.

32:42 doctor. who knew daniel was a comedian!

@UlyssesDriver

8 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahhaha

The segment was surprisingly civil.

@v.m.m.7729

Ай бұрын

Thats because Wendy’s family is white. If it was king of all blacks, angry black, ham hands bill or other races present, they would’ve given them more shht like they did Mark Harris for being a Fizzag

Howard sure has changed lol

I love how Daniel Carver, Jr. makes black delivery people stop at the end of the driveway. The jokes on him. The drivers get to sit in the car while he has to walk out of his house all the way down his driveway to get his deliveries. What a dip shit.

@joerivandeweyer3056

2 жыл бұрын

Hey at least he's damn well sure ain't no garden ornaments have been stolen whatsoever

That’s it. The Carver family is invited to my next BBQ pool party.

@robcostanza5500

Жыл бұрын

My president is black my lambo's blue

@BLM_Big_Lipped_Marxist

Жыл бұрын

NICKEL LOVER!

@robcostanza5500

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@HunterBidensCrackDealer

3 ай бұрын

​@@robcostanza5500and I'll be goddamn if my rims ain't too 😅

this is a great one!!!

Nice job Chip!

8:20 Gary! Lmaooooo!!!!!!!!

This is gold 👌

This Hass to be one of the best bits of radio history.

"Hand me the hose" Lmao

That hoverhand is priceless

Holy shit this is so funny

31:24 Daniel Carver Jr. straight in there, no pissing around. 31:39 His dad also straight in

Amazing

“HOW MAGNANIMOUS OF YOU!”

Wendy was always so more excited to give shoutouts that she could never remember anything else… Howard use to get pissed bcuz it would ruin the show for him. 🤣 also the episode when Howard did the dating game with her, I think Beet and Gary were there and Beet got pissed bcuz they both were saying they hate “Ni***s” I think he just walked out… 🤣

@strangebrew1231

Жыл бұрын

Well she’s a retard so you gotta treat them like children anyway

@MrCopperpott

Жыл бұрын

I lmao everytime Gary drops a N bomb

Lol I love Mrs. Carver laughing so hard after 41:39

It’s too bad Daniel’s wife didn’t want this on video, it’s strange because she’s in a European documentary about the KKK on KZread

Awesome, hall of Fame content. The show was once great. Little chance of enjoying similar new content like this now adays

Vintage Stern.

I googled "Daniel Carver III" and found he died in January 2021. Survived by father Daniel Jr and Grandparents Darlene and Daniel Sr. Wonder how he died.

@realquestforgreatness

2 жыл бұрын

It says "sudden illness" on his obituary maybe covid?

@realquestforgreatness

2 жыл бұрын

@ELLIOT OFFEN GANGSTERTALKbiz in January 2021?

@deeznuts8910

2 жыл бұрын

Sickle cell

@ongogablogian3178

Жыл бұрын

​@andreithomasisaslavehe died because he was a junkie ass honky lol had no willpower

Imagine paragliding in a KKK outfit through the beautiful mountains of GA

Is Daniel Carvers son Richard Christie??? Sounds just like him..lol

@v.m.m.7729

Ай бұрын

Well they’re both hicks

So wish I could watch this

Where can I watch this fight.

6:10 Daniel Carver's grandson, Daniel Brantley Carver III, just died. He died on January 6, 2021, following "a sudden illness." He was 33 years old.

@sheismymom

3 жыл бұрын

Sad

@Malignus68

3 жыл бұрын

@@sheismymom meh

@DeathLock420

3 жыл бұрын

Well rip. Thanks for the info

@anthonypucci2982

3 жыл бұрын

how do you know

@JShady7620

3 жыл бұрын

Great news

Democrats would love to listen to this show in 2024 !!!! Love it lol

Where is the video of this show? I saw it somewhere years ago.

@sheismymom

Жыл бұрын

i need to see it

@cody1482

5 ай бұрын

Dailymotion is the best platform for all htvod content. You just need to search in Google and tag your search with "Dailymotion" because their search function sucks.

Great plug for that women's college Daniel. Wonder how soon after they were in Chapter 11.

32:55 lol!!

Everyone laughing and casually dropping the N word.

2:55 Wendy is the one secretly saving the show on google drive

@sheismymom

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Does anyone know where I can find some of Daniel Carvers' past appearances on the show? I used to listen to them on YT, but I can't find them anywhere now.

@sheismymom

4 ай бұрын

they get taken down a lot

@ryansmurda1552

3 ай бұрын

@@sheismymom thats a shame. They were really funny.

This would have been better with video.

@frankm5150

3 жыл бұрын

I remember them saying Mrs Carver refused to do this on video. And she also refused to be on camera for the Cribs they did at Daniels house. I assumed it was because she was pretty fat.. Fatty loose arms. Im sure she knew they were going to tear her apart. No shame in that in my opinion. She was already older and living the retired life.

@o.hernandez784

Жыл бұрын

Its on video.

Love the Carvers. Good family.

Yeah,she looks totally baked!

He even admited to saving robin obviously whites have the biggest heart

@georgezuniga6298

2 ай бұрын

He wanted to bang Robin

Daniels wife is fucking insane

Am I the only one who thinks the Carvers look pretty good through this

Where could i watch this?

@NoName-fx8op

3 ай бұрын

I don’t think there is an actual video of it

35:12 My pleasure

@NothingToDismay

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That hover-hand!

20:54

my 12 year old daughter plays this all the time shes even using the N word at school..isnt that great

@christianaguirre4560

3 жыл бұрын

Good girl, she’s gunna make you a proud father

@lt.finglefubledingler1972

3 жыл бұрын

You’re a better father than Daniel

@cult_of_odin

Жыл бұрын

At least she understands basic evolution.

LMFAO

Wait a second. Wendy lives in Daytona. Carver vacations in Daytona. Hmm, its all starting to make sense all of a sudden.

@sdm1568

2 жыл бұрын

Hoo, me?! You got the wrong guy, pal.

OMG ,,,,Momma Carvey is 2.0 racist. This was too funny

@chrispellicci6587

Жыл бұрын

They need to have Mrs. On the show more

Daniel Carver is so humble that the king doesn’t even insist on wearing his crown when on the show

How long u think wendys been recording freddy crugar thinking its hss? I cant spell that

@allankeane354

3 жыл бұрын

You couldn't have googled and researched how to write a sentence?? Fuck.

@alexanderl9721

3 жыл бұрын

It's Freddy Cougar, dum bass.

@c.amoroso

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderl9721 it’s freddy krueger. Looks like u might be the “dum bass”

@alexanderl9721

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, some people actually took me seriously. Bunch of dumba sses.

This is the funniest shit I heard in years lmaoo