"I fear not the man who played 100 Monkey Ball courses, but the man who failed 1 Monkey Ball course 100 times." -Bruce Lee

@thegoot

4 жыл бұрын

Truly a wise man

@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60

3 жыл бұрын

this has 1.1k likes yet it only has 1 reply. dafuq?

@beepbeep7949

3 жыл бұрын

@@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60 another Bruce Lee quote

@lasarousi

3 жыл бұрын

It was Brandon who said that. Fact check your Sumerian quotes.

@HarambaeXelonmuskfans

Жыл бұрын

The man who failed never said he succeeded. I do not fear such a man.

I love that this is tagged fallout

@pangake

4 жыл бұрын

that john fullsauce charm

@toaster9922

4 жыл бұрын

because he keeps falling out of the level

@CupcakeSweet384

4 жыл бұрын

*F A L L O U T*

@BBHood217

4 жыл бұрын

I was anticipating fallout #76, but I think it got lost in the ocean of Cobalt Caverns stage 5 deaths.

@nekomancer47

4 жыл бұрын

WE’RE GOIN DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND

The falling droplets in the background of Cobalt Caverns aren't water drops; they're all the other attempts.

@gintokisakata514

4 жыл бұрын

Oh. I thought those were tears.

@KingExalted

4 жыл бұрын

Several Monkeys jumping off of Cobalt Caverns to cheese the level and perishing

@EddieBurke

4 жыл бұрын

Its cum drops

@charmandyorton006

4 жыл бұрын

They all float down there

@supersnackbros2423

4 жыл бұрын

Super Meat Ball?

vinny's the most alive when he's dying

@Nyghtking

4 жыл бұрын

You feel the most when you're in pain.

@batofdestiny7801

4 жыл бұрын

hello bird heavy

@MsCounterMax

4 жыл бұрын

As the song goes, "In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe"

@NatetheNerdy

4 жыл бұрын

It's both a little funny and a little sad.

@diegomedina9637

4 жыл бұрын

Schrodinger Binyot.

You know that Vinny's sanity is broken when he cycles through several voices

@PaintraSeaPea

4 жыл бұрын

the angry scotsman is never a good sign

@thetrashlord7867

4 жыл бұрын

PaintraSeaPea it is he, the funny Kirby man

@jadeaaron2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@thetrashlord7867 MY MARBLES

“Next 5 tries” 8 minutes left in the video Uh-oh

@KawaiiBabyTragon

4 жыл бұрын

_s t i n k y_

@MimiCupcakeDean

4 жыл бұрын

those are some long ass 5 tries

@MilesEdgeworth129

3 жыл бұрын

Are you surprised? When Vinny says 5 times, it's NEVER 5 times. *Everyone* knows that.

Baby games are over, it's chimp and balls torture time

@mrmaxguy65

4 жыл бұрын

Cbt

@Buddy_Pall

Жыл бұрын

chimp and baboon torture

Vinny sounds like he's strangling himself whenever he gets enraged.

@gingermcgingin1733

4 жыл бұрын

@Benjamin Little so Vinny's half xenomorph?

See Vinny suffer as he is making the funny voice

@MooseyFate100

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I had that impulse It would make my video game rage funnier instead of just depressing

@paolo2763

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that every stream?

I have a theory for what went wrong here: 1) The game originally used motion controls; given the limitations of motion controls the game was a *lot* less sensitive. 2) Taking out the motion controls made the game feel sluggish and unresponsive. 3) "I know," said a programmer, "let's adjust the sensitivity - it looks like they tacked on a variable for reducing it, so let's just take that out." 4) The game is now nightmarishly twitchy and causes motion sickness. This also looks might be why the camera sensitivity slider does nothing. 5) Meanwhile, in another branch of development, the on-rails sections (like the chicane section that makes up at least half this video) designed to work with the motion controls was replaced with a flat chicane that was still easy to navigate with the 'soft' controls. 6) SEGA, ever in a hurry, mashed the two branches together with minimal playtesting (if any) and shipped it before anyone had a chance to fix the horrible mistakes that were made in 1-5.

@jackjackson7308

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds reasonably close, yeah.

@ryankreitzer775

4 жыл бұрын

The controls are probably the same tbh. The reason its so sensitive is to make the motion controls feel like they actually do something so translating that to a controller feels way over the top and touchy.

@Camkitsune

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryankreitzer775 That also makes sense - the thing about motion controls is that they're either in one of the two extremes, and you can usually tell which extreme by in-game behavior. Monkey Ball is the kind of game where sudden loss of responsiveness (what would happen if it had been 'padded as I described) wouldn't be a problem, because the game has to already be getting input from the motion controller for the character to move. This video is an excellent example of why the game would not want to create a situation where the controls are twitchy and overly sensitive. Then again, this assumes SEGA knew what they were doing at some point... So...

@jpetras16

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair that level is much easier than it looked to be. Vinny just decided to speedrun that level in particular.

@BemaniHyper

4 жыл бұрын

yo i used to speedrun this. you're mostly right but the main issues are with input detection and collision detection... this is easily one of the shoddiest ports of anything i've ever played

Let’s talk about dedication

@gintokisakata514

4 жыл бұрын

*ÄÄÄÄÄÆ*

@corezone4250

4 жыл бұрын

Yep some dedication totally happened here...

@grinkobaba9226

3 жыл бұрын

....again!

I still can’t believe SEGA thought those thin-ass pathways were a better alternative than rails...

@DangerB0ne

4 жыл бұрын

SEGA thought it would be a better idea to put PSO2 on the Microsoft Store than on Steam for its North American release. Most people use the tweaker instead of the M$ store because the game will launch once and never again when downloaded from Microsoft.

@Superluigi881

3 жыл бұрын

We're at a point where Sega's fans can make better games than they can. Are you surprised? That's not a knock at Sonic Mania or the fan projects btw. They're very impressive.

@okaten3522

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ben-tg6ov Unless it's Yakuza.

@VulpesHilarianus

3 жыл бұрын

@@Superluigi881 Sonic Mania was made by six fans using a fan-made engine. So even internally fans make better games than they can. I just hope they don't one day touch Burning Rangers or Sega Rally with the same callous hands they crafted this game with.

@Speendlex

3 жыл бұрын

@@VulpesHilarianus Didn't they want to claim the engine themselves? And frankly, outside of that and Sonic, I do wait for a new SEGA Rally since other games seems to be good (Yakuza, Alien Isolation etc.) There's a new ChuChu Rocket game as well, but that's an Apple Arcade exclusive.

22:50 Vinny becomes so angry that he ruptures his air bladder and deflates

"I felt like Alucard getting his weapons taken away from him." Damn, that analogy.

@diegomedina9637

4 жыл бұрын

Original Alucard or PSP Alucard?

@sadam-kd5ug

4 жыл бұрын

@@diegomedina9637 Captain N Alucard

@Kaijudomage

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT?!

Italian-American man has a mental episode whilst playing a game about a primate confined to a ball in space.

@WiresDawson

4 жыл бұрын

More at 6.

@BeweProds

4 жыл бұрын

Uhm, get with the times, the monkey is quarantining.

"You're watching a human being deconstruct before your very eyes"

@sneezebiscuits7239

4 жыл бұрын

YEE YEE

I like that Vinny straight-up called the Terry direct not announcing a 5th character and being Sakurai geeking over SNK history.

@DunkleCobro

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, was there any doubt about that?.

@Nakedjackfrost

4 жыл бұрын

He is always about lower your expectation so i am not suprised

@jonahj9519

4 жыл бұрын

Not a hard call to make when Nintendo blatantly says they’re not announcing a character.

@ikagura

4 жыл бұрын

And it was the best direct of the entire pass

@MitoNova583

4 жыл бұрын

It was honestly the best presentation though (imo) I never heard Sakurai more enthusiastic about discussing a character

It's quite telling when a single level almost doubled Vinny's death count versus the rest of the game

@marcar9marcar972

3 жыл бұрын

This was totally Vinny’s fault. I mean if he actually tried the level properly it would have taken so much less time

I love vinny's gradual decline of enjoyment throughout this video, mental Edit: Holy shit I just watched the rest of it, it just turns into utter despair and hopelessness

@ThatGuy-tc6uv

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think I've seen a breakdown this bad since Pokecapn's Sonic 06 playthrough.

@JacobKinsley

9 ай бұрын

Most fun monkey ball experience

30:24 The moment Vinny quite literally lost his mind

@NickJerrison

4 жыл бұрын

His ＭＡＲＢＬＥＳ

@dylanmacias2686

4 жыл бұрын

you wanna talk about dedication 2.0

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

He plays with the monkeys, he becomes the monkeys.

@mrmaxguy65

4 жыл бұрын

@@NickJerrison he had to.... M A R B L E I T U P

@gianfrancescobolanosdavid481

3 жыл бұрын

*I foking lose my mind*

The "I don't know what's going on anymore! I've fookin' lost my mind! MAI MARBLES!" line at 30:28 is SO much better with context.

When AiAi said “y8 y8” I felt that

@Bone_guy

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iWhnw7Oxqs3flbA.html

@takemehomecountryroadsbestusa

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bone_guy I GOT THE FEEEEVEEEEEER

@Plazmin

2 жыл бұрын

that sound will haunt me in my darkest nightmares

@Superluigi881

Жыл бұрын

*FALLOUT*

30:20 is one of the most painful things I've ever seen in any entertainment medium.

The Wii level at the end being so easy really was the cherry on top

21:15 Whereas Joel has a skeleton inside him Vinny has a meat inside him, you can hear it trying to get out.

@Ben-tg6ov

4 жыл бұрын

"Vinny has a meat inside him"

@Riolupai

3 жыл бұрын

yeow yeow yeow please leowt meowt

@GatsbyMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Meat shall escape one day.

@Skootroot

Жыл бұрын

@@Ben-tg6ov🥵🥵🥵

I love Vinny's hysteria when he sees the original version of the level he just spent god knows how long on

This is like watching a gambling addiction, down to even "method to the madness"

@charmandyorton006

4 жыл бұрын

25:34 "There's a method to the cheese"

I've recently learnt that in the Wii version, you could control the camera with the Nunchuck's analog stick.

@OdaSwifteye

4 жыл бұрын

Well that just tells me that they updated the graphics and slapped the mechanics together.

*to quote a great man:* "if it's not fun, why bother?" take notes, sega

@WiresDawson

4 жыл бұрын

maybe they should start doing what Ninten-do

@charmandyorton006

4 жыл бұрын

@@WiresDawson You mean maybe they should start denesising what Ninten-denesis

@ikagura

4 жыл бұрын

Sega are just a shell of its former self

@KOTEBANAROT

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno, plenty of evil not fun games are damn great, like Drakengard and Pathologic

@Superluigi881

3 жыл бұрын

@@KOTEBANAROT There's an audience for those types of games. Pretty sure they aren't the type to look for that challenge in Super Monkey Ball though.

Vinny's accent is more obvious in his earlier videos. Listen to the one where he talks about his hatred of geese. It's on full display.

My boyfriend tried to watch these streams with me but stopped due to feeling bad for Vinny.

@Cowjuice64

4 жыл бұрын

DragonpactSoul can’t blame him

@dragonslayermasterornstein83

4 жыл бұрын

Your dude has a heart of gold

@PoloRossi

4 жыл бұрын

dragonslayermaster ornstein And a soul of silver… I’ll see myself out.

@sneezebiscuits7239

4 жыл бұрын

@꧁ ꧂ Oh they do

@wackiest10

3 жыл бұрын

@@PoloRossi aaaaayyyyyyye

25:41 "Chimp and ball torture" 🤣

And after the stage 5 of Cobalt Caverns, no one ever saw him again... The end.

To be fair. The remake is way harder than the original due to them replacing very easy rails with narrow platforms

@thecoolnerdcolress1738

3 жыл бұрын

ok nazi

@thecoolnerdcolress1738

3 жыл бұрын

@Cube³ cry me a river nazi

@Superluigi881

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 That word means literally nothing at this point.

@thecoolnerdcolress1738

3 жыл бұрын

@@Superluigi881 ok nazi

@Superluigi881

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolnerdcolress1738 Ok racist

Vinny's reasoning at 6:25 for liking the series and wanting it to be good is the same thing that Sonic fans get constantly mocked for, right down to the reasonable complaint that SEGA has a bad history with ports, usually in one of two categories: A bad port of a good game, or porting an entry in a series that sold well but no one in the core audience liked.

@hola-gy8te

2 жыл бұрын

this aged well with the recent sonic port.

30:15 onwards is just pure gold. Had me in tears of laughter

My 3 favorite Vinny noises from this video: 4:58 "CUCK!" 21:15 Dog noises? 25:50 Low growl, "yæ, yæ"

Spoiler Alert Total Deaths in the Game: 171 Deaths Inside: 1

@corpseplayground1949

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Sutton i hate you i fucking hate you

@riderboar

4 жыл бұрын

@@corpseplayground1949 he gave you a warning :I

@charmandyorton006

4 жыл бұрын

He died 100 times on that one level with the rails from 20:52 to 32:42

@SirVennie

4 жыл бұрын

@@riderboar He should have spaced it out, the spoiler is close enough to the warning that you read both right off the bat.

@riderboar

4 жыл бұрын

@@SirVennie Fair reply.

Vinny pulling up the old Level from the wii version is like when I was using a walkthrough for Ocarina of time and the guide told me I had to find the gold spiders and get the bigger wallet to buy the fish to advance and after doing that realized I could just use the bottle in the water to catch a fish and didn't need to spend hours finding all of those spiders.

@JacobKinsley

9 ай бұрын

Finding the spiders is the most fun part

What if you wanted to have a good time but monkey ball announcer man said: "fall out!"

whys the monkey say Yee Yee every 3 seconds

@C.I...

4 жыл бұрын

I want to die I mean, "Waiuel!"

@JohnnyCasey

4 жыл бұрын

Because he served as a mortarman in the army?

@moosesues8887

3 жыл бұрын

@@C.I... he dies every second wtf??

"Remember Monkey Ball fans, if you want a remaster of the first two or a new game in the style of 1 & 2 (a.k.a a good Monkey Ball game). Well you need to buy this game (the game that no one wanted and is universally hated by the fanbase), other wise no more Monkey Ball games, fuck you." -SEGA

@pentzal

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but then they’ll make more games like this one because this one sold well. It’s kind of a lose-lose. Edit: As in, Banana Blitz 2 or some crud.

@TanookiTex

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda sad to see so many studios abandon a beloved IP just because one measly game didn’t sell well (that pretty much what happened with Chibi-Robo).

@TheCrazyN00b1

4 жыл бұрын

this remake makes the game good (or at least playable) and you can just emulate 1 & 2

@blackore64

4 жыл бұрын

At least there's Paperball

@Zanpaa

4 жыл бұрын

The infamous Capcom test. Except it's Sega.

16:13 "Stimpy, I feel SICK!" Lmao!

@Matt-qq4zh

Жыл бұрын

The Ren impression was spot-on

@AhmedMalaki

Ай бұрын

He should voice ren

The only way i know this wasn't edited by vinny is just hearing that undertale sfx at the start. That's the easiest smoking gun.

@lamelame1779

4 жыл бұрын

He never edits them

22:52 that is the most insane laugh I've ever heard

4:57 the power in his voice.

30:25 I’ve never seen Vinny so mentally broken

@Matt-qq4zh

Жыл бұрын

Banana Blitz will do that to ya

The most painful part of this video isn't the gameplay, it's the lack of props given to Hideki Naganuma for blessing this soundtrack.

30:22 That little tucker-esque "oh no" before all hell breaks loose is the best part to me

Wait this can't just be 30 mins of death the streams were only like an hour long Edit: it pretty much is holy shit

@GoogleUser-ms6hr

4 жыл бұрын

This means that over a quarter of the part 2 stream was just death

@PhrozenFox

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to monkey ball

What makes 20:50 onward hilarious is that Alpharad cheesed it and then said "That felt like a way too easy mission." And I IMMEDIATELY could hear Vinny scream in the distance.

@NickJerrison

4 жыл бұрын

That's not what happened though. He was stuck at the level for some time too, and was also awestruck when he realized there's even more CBT after the initial CBT. His comment of "way too easy mission" was for a different level, where you just hold forward and jump. Compared to what had to be endured previously, that level was way too easy.

16:29 Aiai says "What the FUCK"

That long mechanical boss was some of the most pained I remember Vinny being on stream.

Alternate title: Vinny falls victim to the definition of insanity.

@CarbonPanther

4 жыл бұрын

*Again

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

I thought this was just some stupid joke, then I realized what it actually meant.

30:24 is the point of no return Vinny completely loses it.

18:58 that's the kind of sound my dog makes.

30:25 You can hear Vinny's soul leaving his body.

Haven't seen this Fallout 76 DLC before. They really went in a different direction with this one, huh?

@amazydaisy

4 жыл бұрын

you could say that... they went... ALL OUT

Whenever Vinny starts to say everything with long a's, you know he's lost his mind.

30:21 Vinny's mind goes fully insane till the video ends

32:42 after everything up until now, that was not the reaction i was expecting which made me even more depressed

I don't believe anyone at SEGA actually played and finished this level before the game was released.

“Do you know the definition of insanity?”

11:49 Lmao at that Gongon impression

oh boy i can't wait for the torrent of cursed 2humst x vinny fanart

@charmandyorton006

4 жыл бұрын

Touhoumst’d’ve

I envy everyone who can watch this without getting motion sick

@Schemilix

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who suffers simulation sickness playing fucking Spyro - The trick is keep it in a small window.

@lewsee5562

4 жыл бұрын

@@Schemilix I... watched the whole thing on a 55 inch TV while eating my cereal. Terrible idea. Now I feel nauseous

@E55666

3 жыл бұрын

Playing VR has prepared me for this

My god this video is extremely unsatisfying I'm not even playing and yet I can feel the awkwardness of the controls

This was my first monkey ball game i bought it for the Wii at toysrus for about 20$ only to find my local game store had it for 15. one of the few games I had at the time though.I really liked it but I remember I could never beat the final world and that it was practically broken. But I have a lot of memories playing the mini games mainly the ball and chain one,monkey glide and the Mario kart clone,and fps one but trying the frsit one I realized the physics were way better but I ended up missing the jump lol

@cannonfodder4000

4 жыл бұрын

please please please play the original monkey balls instead, way better

@raiverns9620

4 жыл бұрын

Banana blitz has some really wacky physics and i think its a part of how the animations don't make gauging them easy. Also world 10 stage 5 literally had a platform near the end that had no collision in the NTSC-U version. It's a fun game once you're used to it though.

@2011supergamer

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah the special worlds were litterally broken. They straight up forgot to program collision in one of the platforms

@ronladraygunnn5942

4 жыл бұрын

@@cannonfodder4000 I have played the first one i just don't own the second and kinda hard to find beside online but I really like the first one

@ronladraygunnn5942

4 жыл бұрын

@@raiverns9620 I just rember this one where you had to run against a wall with speed boost that was broken no matter how much I tilted the remote.

The documentation of a man slowly going insane and making enraged noises

...Did he throw up near the end from getting so upset?

22:18 Fallout 76

@karltheengi7

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

"This went from no challenge at all to OmegaChrist"

Seeing how much Binyot is dying makes me believe the fan theory that this game wasn't put through QA Testing and was made in 3 months flat

30:23 - click here for real pain

You know, this kind of the time Joel played the ghostbusters game. Both him and Vinny got super salty when they realized that they wasted money on a terrible Switch port. Edit: he got it for free, never mind.

About 19 minutes in you can hear his will to live leave his body

@mrwri

2 жыл бұрын

yeah this is real

"The true definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein.

@moon666light8

4 жыл бұрын

Thats literally what Soulsborne is about (quite)

@neutralnarration1463

2 жыл бұрын

@@moon666light8 Those crappy games are only hard for boomers. Play an online FPS and come back here then we can talk about difficulty.

@moon666light8

2 жыл бұрын

@@neutralnarration1463 when I mentioned soulsborne games, I didn't say that they are difficult, what I meant was the fact that you have to do the same thing every time: try - die - return. Until you win. Like it was described in initial coment. And if you reaaally wanna talk about dificulty then try to complete Dead Space (1 or 2) on impossible without deaths (or only with 3 saves total) or if you insane like me, complete Kingdom Come: Deliverance without deaths on hardcore (and don't fight on a horse or with a bow).

@mushroomkaat2667

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact , that is a myth and Einstein never said that. :3 ( also it's really bad misinformation as it discourages people from practicing things they might otherwise want to improve at )

@MilesEdgeworth129

2 жыл бұрын

@@mushroomkaat2667 Well, EXCUUUUUSE ME, Princess.

33:42 The anger in Vinny's voice matches up with how unnecessarily difficult that level was But Sonic's playable, doesn't mean anything though just giving this game at least one upside

I like how that one dude said chimp and ball torture

This is not a talk about dedication. This is just Vinny suffering. I haven't seen him this fucking upset since DMC2.

Happy 35th Birthday, Barnyard! Here’s to more years of japes and joy!

33:39 The moment Vinny gave this playthrough up (for good reason)

that cobalt caverns level is to vinny what the nuclear waste mission of simpsons hit and run was to jerma

been a while since we had an offical death reel from vine and not a vine fan channel, still its good to see vinny rage out and go mental for our amusement in fact vinny this is what its like for none gamers that are in lock down,

I still notice that Vinny says "forward" like "foe-ward" but I don't know if that's a Staten Islander thing.

I don’t think I can even explain the amount of disgust I felt seeing the original version of that level after witnessing vinnys experience

"I've never played Donkey Kong Country 3, and I don't think that I want to." Based on the eventual DKC3 death reel, I'd say Vinny should've stuck to his statement.

i was hoping for another several-hour long video of monkey ball deaths/cheeses but this will do

@MsCounterMax

4 жыл бұрын

Boy, do I have news for you

Watching the entire video is worth it just because of 33:37

Breaking vinny down into chemical compounds, the video

more than a half hour of vinny noises, what could be better than this?

Love how you decided Captain Weeks as your editor, since he/she made your Super Monkey Ball 2 death reel!

These monkey ball levels seem to be more catered to looking better without thinking about gameplay

AiAi sounds exactly like Kirby, change my mind

@neutralnarration1463

2 жыл бұрын

It even says Poyo. It's probably the same woman voicing it.

“THIS IS MY JOURNEY TO BECOMING THE HULK”

31:02 The second time Vinny mentions dedication in a game about balls.

Glad to see the Monkey Ball series is finally getting the treatment Sonic deserves.

Watching Vinny trying to yolo Cobalt Caverns #5 for five fucking hours was the most distressing experience of my life.

Fans: There are too many guardrails, I can barely fall off! I need challenge. Sega: Okay. *removes guardrail on level that barely functions without them* Fans: WTF! Not like that! This is impossible. Sega: Lol, Super Monkey Ball Sucks!

@Superluigi881

3 жыл бұрын

Should have just made the version without the rails a hard mode or something.

Do you know the definition of insanity?