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@duckrinium

9 ай бұрын

Are those actually Nintendo Switch games? Description says so

@zexton4351

8 ай бұрын

Could you link the pizza boy game? I can't find it, want to know the track that was playing

The resolution settings going from normal ratios to just a jpg "full hd 1080" made me laugh harder than it should have

@Mynamejeff91021

9 ай бұрын

same

@brazilian_oak

9 ай бұрын

Whoever put that jpeg there was an accidental genius

@Tufhhuyy

9 ай бұрын

Man wanted to flex his cutting edge graphics

@exposednerve6382

9 ай бұрын

this and the windows sound effect a lil after 4:05 the dumbest shit making my cheeks hurt

@Gr13fM4ch1n3

8 ай бұрын

I fucking almost died choking

Imagine having an out-of-body experience every time you aimed a gun where you could actually see yourself through the gun's sight

@Wignut

9 ай бұрын

What a brilliant feature. When you are holding the gun is it really you that pulls the trigger or is it the machinations of society that takes control? When you see yourself in the crosshair, it's your innocence. For you must kill your own innocence before you take another's. What brilliant social commentary 😔

@Charredasperity

9 ай бұрын

"As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke" - Coolio

@MrFoxInc

9 ай бұрын

Literally "Trust nobody, not even yourself" meme come to life

@KINGBublepop

9 ай бұрын

2nd person shooter

@elfpi55-bigB0O85

9 ай бұрын

this is some kind of Hindu dharma I'm sure of it

"Cor blimey! I'll keel you!" and "Ugh you'll pay for that" go hand in hand

@HenryStudioCA

9 ай бұрын

All spoken by a poor man's Jason Statham

@anxiousscribe

9 ай бұрын

​@@HenryStudioCAJason Streatham, you mean.

@LiXzFe

9 ай бұрын

From what game was that again??

@MrDrvideogame

9 ай бұрын

​@@LiXzFe Caves of Hell? If not, it's a game with equally quality voice acting.

@JacobKinsley

8 ай бұрын

Oho nice trick muhahaha

One screen is for gameplay the other is for mining bit coin

"Meet me by the Clio, behind you" Vinny turns around and stares at the floating arrow "where do I go?"

@hollenhammer

9 ай бұрын

"behind the club?"

@Xe4ro

9 ай бұрын

Na he says Clio. It's a car from Renault but I think that brand might not be very well known in the USA? A Clio is probably seen as a baby car by USA car size standards.

Streatham's loading music was fire tho holy shit I found it. It's called Solace - CjayQ. I think they just recorded the outro and looped it for the loading screen lmao

@mobius177

9 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@xiiraqz5675

9 ай бұрын

That's wild lol. Props to you for spotting that!

@guitarguy42394

8 ай бұрын

Thanks, legend. I was vibing to it and had absolutely no hopes of hearing it ever again

@indask8

8 ай бұрын

The only good thing about that game, obviously it was stolen.

it's not called GTA Clone, it's called Stealy Wheely Automobilly

@ImmaLittlePip

9 ай бұрын

Isn't that basically Roadkill

@UltimatePerfection

9 ай бұрын

No, it's called Big Car Steal

@rustylasagna

9 ай бұрын

Steal Cars IV, as one of my childhood friends called it.

@Krbyfan1

9 ай бұрын

>mfw americans call a rooty tooty point n' shooty a "gun"

@Skyetendo_

9 ай бұрын

When you steal a plane, it’s called Stealy Wingy Automothingy

Man, this feels like a classic 2015 Vinesauce stream.

@harukami912

9 ай бұрын

Specifically Joel's 2015 streams.

@FlamingPork

9 ай бұрын

that first game definitely reminded me a bit of that one new york bus simulator he played WAY back in the day

@salmon_wine

9 ай бұрын

@@FlamingPork i feel wrong because this comment reminded me that the New York Bus Simulator stream just had me thinking of GTA IV the entire time

@langtonlion64

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, the first one reminds me a lot of New York Bus Simulator, except British, which is incredible to watch as a British person

@gdj2438

9 ай бұрын

This reminded me a lot of the VERY old video of Vinny playing We Were Soldiers. Brings me back.

The banban devs really knocked out of the park with the first one

*Grab the Auto 5* "Please accidentally download me."

It's not often I see a game that is genuinely so abhorrently terrible that it leaves me genuinely impressed. It's like you can physically feel the cold ketchup spaghetti code in Streatham Hill Stories. It starts as a dumpster fire and turns into an oil spill

@notmyrealname7163

9 ай бұрын

I didn't know it was possible to make a game that buggy and janky.

@makenshao9886

9 ай бұрын

I hadn't seen a game this awfully programmed outside a Joel stream save for the classic times of the bad Mario game maker game highlight videos out there. And honestly this probably even glitchier than most of those!

@Tufhhuyy

9 ай бұрын

The most impressive part is that it not only runs, but is more or less stable. Like, it's not *stable*, but you'd expect something that poorly made to just hard crash constantly.

@patrickloureiro351

9 ай бұрын

It genuinelly looks like the dev reached pre-alpha 0.0.5 and said "good enough, ship it!"

@thesilver7238

8 ай бұрын

Its so bad it feels like it's on purpose. It's horribly coded and animated, but at the same time stable enough not to crash every 10 seconds. It's truly the game of all times.

I was watching this on a phone at an awkward angle and at one point the screen rotated 180° without me noticing. I genuinely thought the game just did that and Vinny was too dead inside to care so I just went with it for a few minutes.

@DarkClaws914

8 ай бұрын

that happened ingame

Streatham Hill Stories was an acid trip. I don't think I've ever seen a game that bad. And the trailer trying to hype it up with the TTS voice was peak comedy.

@Spendingryan

9 ай бұрын

Love the Las Vegas shaped welcome to London sign lol

@UltimatePerfection

9 ай бұрын

It's more of a poorly done GTASA mod, not a GTA clone per se.

@mechadeka

9 ай бұрын

@@UltimatePerfection ???? No it's not???????

@Krbyfan1

9 ай бұрын

The TTS made me think I was watching a Tamers12345 video

@SeanSMST

9 ай бұрын

Honestly i think big rigs might be better than streatham hill stories, that's the level of donkey dung crap we're talking about

"COR BLIMEY,, GET OUT YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY POCKETS!"

I’ve never seen a game that has the same graphics as Xavier renegade Angel

@zooparty1257

9 ай бұрын

iirc Xavier Renegade Angel was animated with PS2 technology. So it is more than likely that at least one game on the PS2 has the same graphics as the show

@MECHA-TED

9 ай бұрын

The sims

@johncruelty1

9 ай бұрын

postal 2 is a good candidate for xavier graphics

@JacobKinsley

8 ай бұрын

Clock Tower 3 cutscenes

In todays stream, Vinny grabs that auto 7

Shovelware GTA games have a unique "so terrible its hilarious" aspect to them. What I'm even more shocked about is how much they legit steal from the actual GTA games, down to font and sound effects, and somehow don't get their games taken down on Steam or haunted by the lawyers of Rockstar. I guess they have other meat to go after.

@ThisisSigma200

9 ай бұрын

It's not even like it's a mod overhaul like those bootleg CDs sold in some stores, it's a completely different engine and they deliberately chose to make the main menu resemble san andreas for no reason.

@Loop_Kat

9 ай бұрын

Rockstar doesn't get lawyers involved unless someone is modding their cash cow, GTA5

@AROAH

9 ай бұрын

Rockstar and Take Two only care about people making free mods of 10 year old games. Those are the real criminals.

@Flufferpup

9 ай бұрын

They have more important things to worry about, such as people patching their games to make them playable.

@citrus_sweet

9 ай бұрын

I don't think R*/T2 owns the Beckett font and they get their sound effects from a soundpack.

when I saw the title I thought "Oh this could be a segment with a lot of promise, there were great games like Scarface and Mercenaries and Simpsons" then Streatham Hill happened

"Cor blimey? I'll KEEEEEL you!" 🤣🤣

As somebody from the UK I can confirm this is in fact how our country works on a day to day basis

@bonersexpenis6200

9 ай бұрын

Cor blimey!? ah kiww yew!

@JadeFoxAlpha

9 ай бұрын

...Barely?

@azieg9ygeb

9 ай бұрын

This is what “Lundone” looks like in real life

@WJINTL

9 ай бұрын

Even the people don't look too far off

@JacobKinsley

8 ай бұрын

They're driving a little too coordinated though.

COR BLIMEY CO-COBLIMEY COR BLIMEY ILL TAKE TH-BLIMEY COR- AT AS DISERESPEC COR BLIMEY COR COR COCOOCO BLIMEYLIMEY ILL TAKE THAT AS DISRESPECT

Man that first one was insane. I feel like it would take much more effort to create something that bad than it would to create something half decent.. or at least playable.

I'm genuinely baffled that first game has managed to survive on Steam for 3 years. Like, not only did it steal assets from GTA, every single storefront is a photo of a real place with some big names like Lycamobile and Domino's on there - you'd think out of all these hundreds of brands SOMEBODY would get their ears in a tangle and send a takedown claim.

@nikolozgilles

9 ай бұрын

its an obscure game thats how it survived

@Fernybun

9 ай бұрын

Real recognizes real

@TowerWatchTV

9 ай бұрын

They are literally dodging hundreds of bullets in real time, insanity.

@JacobKinsley

8 ай бұрын

Fucking MCDONALD'S and TESCO though

@xSpooKee

2 ай бұрын

Not to mention that specific character model is Chris Cole from Skate 3

The first game is like gluing together a bunch of cloth and rubber into the shape of a shoe and calling it a Nike sneaker. But ignoring to take off the excess glue, or adding more glue where it's coming apart... And then selling it in a Footlocker.

That trailer was a TAS run just to perform simple tasks with the least amount of fuckups, like precision inputs for getting into a car without it flipping over and you transferring into the out of bounds netherworld They played Big Rigs and decided to make a GTA mod for it

Vinny installed bitcoin miner for sure with that first one

The music on the loading screen is Solace by CjayQ if anyone is wondering. Only positive in the game, which is probably stolen without permission.

“GTA V’s 10 year anniversary” hit me like a truck

Ironic that Vinny didn't even need to corrupt anything

the doppler effect pitch especially on the car horn is hysterical "hooOOOoooOoOoOnnKKkkKK

this game gives russian bootleg gta san andreas vibes like those games with the san andreas cover art being sold for 60 bucks in second hand stores only for it to be something completely different

watching that first game while eating pizza was such a choking hazard it was so hilariously broken

oh man, i remember Wicked Wizard playing this game for his worst game on steam series. truly a masterpiece in trash

COR BLIMEY!

@painovoimaton

9 ай бұрын

badtrip?

@Fernybun

9 ай бұрын

I'LL KEEEEEL YOU

The first one is 100% a bitcoin miner, it asks you to keep both windows open so one can mine bitcoin. Also look at its steam system requirements, there is no way this game needs a computer with 8gb ram and at least a ryzen 5

@intron9

Ай бұрын

It's probably not, first, it was made in 2015. It's way more likely that they couldn't have the menus and the game in the same code because of their incompetence

Corruptions are getting so good nowadays. These GTA Mobile Edition corruptions are just incredible.

I like how the first game is just the right sort of terrible that Vinny plays it the most.

Holy shit they're making a sequel to Streatham Hill Stories in UE5

I was hoping for and expecting "Happy Rock" to play in one of these

@allenkeettikkal3149

9 ай бұрын

Jerma’s theme song lmao

The developer is an actual IT engineer and university graduate AND he's making a sequel: kzread.info/dash/bejne/YoFo1Jqfj9y-grg.html

@SonicPman

9 ай бұрын

commenting to bump because holy crap

@SuborbitalPigeon

9 ай бұрын

Hopefully not an aircraft control systems programmer

@JacobKinsley

8 ай бұрын

I wonder if he made this game as a final year project in his game programming course and ran out of time

Streatham's aiming might genuinely be the weirdest control scheme I've ever seen.

There's one more GTA clone, it's called Lego City Undercover. Except it's better than GTA V.

@sneezebiscuits7239

9 ай бұрын

That game is fun. Not better than 5 i'd say, but very fun.

5:55 At least the music seems pretty ok.

I watched Wicked Wizard play Streatham a few months back. Seeing Vinny play this masterpiece made my night. I hope he looks into the engine it was made on because it’s some hilarious royalty free early 2000s game maker.

@EmperorSigismund

9 ай бұрын

I was about to ask how one can make a game this janky in a day when we're drowning in tutorials and resources for Unity and Unreal Engine but I guess you answered my question.

@l-l

9 ай бұрын

@@EmperorSigismund The game engine is called 3DGameStudio incase you're curious. The website for it looks like it hasn't been updated in ages.

@JacobKinsley

8 ай бұрын

This is the game equivalent of the jerma rat movie, except jerma didn't charge 5 dollars

I like the part where vinny goes; "right now nothing works" because its something i can comment on in the beginning of the video so i can be in the top 20 comments.

1:04:30 you can see the jet just calmly sitting in the middle of the road before getting dragged along by a random car

I think games like this is what made valve realize they needed to have refunds.

@freedustin

9 ай бұрын

Nah its the law. These games are clearly defective so Valve legally has to issue refunds when requested because these games are so obviously defective.

@mobius177

9 ай бұрын

You can thank the Australian government for that actually

@helloofthebeach

9 ай бұрын

@@mobius177 I will never thank the Australian government for anything.

@JacobKinsley

8 ай бұрын

​@@mobius177once a jolly redhead sat for parliment Under the shade of a kevin o lemon tree And she sang as she sat and waited for his goose to cook You'll come-a waltzing away for me

baffled at how that first game somehow never crashed

if jerma played this he would literally die

@allenkeettikkal3149

9 ай бұрын

No, what we really needed was Bensound to play. If that played in this stream it would have been perfect.

@axllaw427

9 ай бұрын

Ah yes, the Infinite Conga Line of People Punching Themselves In The Back. Man how time flies

@SonicPman

9 ай бұрын

@@axllaw427that was such a good moment that if I make video games I want to include that as a feature

"Wundauh if its still as crazy as the day oi left" *quiet tranquil shot of a street, sounds of the wind*

Shovelware devs trying to make open world games which are already notoriously difficult to make bug-free 💀

Funnily enough, a good GTA clone set in England already exists... it's called The Getaway (or if you want to go even more retro, there's the London 1969 and 1961 expansion packs for the very first GTA!) (ALSO: that trailer for Sweety Streets Auto or whatever the UK GTA knock off was called has worse fucking glare than Need For Speed: Undercover)

The first one's menu was so similar to San Andreas' that I half expected the game to have stolen the engine

22:18 Looks like someone found the thruster tool in Garry's mod.

The British gta guy probably made a load of money whilst vinny streamed it because of wannabe stream snipers after they found it had online lol

@commandervile394

9 ай бұрын

I could understand why Vinny never streamed GTA 5 Online for very long (back then), if he did that now he'd be stream sniped and farmed by griefers almost immediately.

@AROAH

9 ай бұрын

@@commandervile394GTA Online is a miserable experience if you’re not streaming. I can’t even imagine how bad it would be to play in public servers while streaming.

@commandervile394

9 ай бұрын

Ha ha, it's not bad, just very chaotic. What sucks is balancing issues, game breaking exploits and glitches that are often abused, but besides that it's pretty damn fun.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rockstar added a fully playable gta clone within gta 6 just to address the sheer ridiculousness of this specific genre of copy-paste games

cor blimey!

Cyberpunk looks a lot better than I remember

That loading music is now seared into my brain

@allenkeettikkal3149

9 ай бұрын

We needed Bensound Happy Rock to play and this would have been the best stream ever.

Oddly enough the main theme, for the few seconds you can hear it, is actually pretty solid.

@AROAH

9 ай бұрын

Solace - CjayQ

he streamed this for only an hour but it felt like ten

I kept thinking to my self where have I heard that music at the end of the trailer? then I realized that its the same sample t dub used in ramba tambas

@ssada206

9 ай бұрын

ok

the grab that auto spiritual successor I didn't know I needed

i love that an early 2000s vw passat is "vintage"

Vinny really didn't hear enough of the animal soccer world drum beat he had to have it ready to go at a moment's notice.

After much analysis, I've come to the conclusion that not a single byte of gorm can be located in Streatham Hill Stories.

Damn, I don't think I've been this early to a Fullsauce upload!

How many times do you think that cock rock song that haunts jerma will appear?

@allenkeettikkal3149

9 ай бұрын

Bensound Happy Rock

$50 says the game's second window is the game trying to mine bitcoin

48:00 They walk like the Ai Hams models walked

How about playing some classics like: - Greedy Car Thieves - District Wars - Rustler

48:13 most out of left field thing I've ever hear Vin say.

@JacobKinsley

8 ай бұрын

If I've learned anything in life, when it comes to raunchy humor, what people joke about it usually a couple tiers less depraved than what they're actually into.

Why do I feel a strange connection between this stream and the fact that we heard the royalty free "Grab that Auto" music in his Worst Stream Ever.

streatham hill stories was clearly designed by a talented and storied programmer with a huge creative team

Oh those wacky brits!

Of all the places in the UK to base a GTA clone on... why Streatham?!

@ThisisSigma200

9 ай бұрын

those lines of suburban houses are tough streets man

That first game was basically Backrooms level GTA.

Can't believe they actually made a spinoff for Grab That Auto

@elm8436

9 ай бұрын

Sorry but i think you mean Great Stolen Vehicle

Intro is a Certified Bop! Best part of the game lol

you forgot to turn rtx on

LESSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

looool, being from London and hearing you pronounce Streatham made me chuckle

What is the song at 37:36?

vinny willingly played that first game more than he did ff16

33:30 had me dying.

that fucking intro song is burned in my brain now

Was that music actually in the intro to streatham hill stories? Really nice sounding

Unbelievable. The most cursed game ever 😆

Grab That Auto 5 Sequel? 13:42 I appreciate the car reflection in the window texture, very nice graphics

"Serb from Kemonofriendzone recommended this" it is so crazy hearing Vinny mention my own Twitter mutual

@yxko1

9 ай бұрын

hearing him mention serb was genuinely insane

This is like an unofficial Big Rigs sequel.

great thief vehicle: Lon Dordindo

COR BLIMEY

At least the loading song sounds nice!

I think Streatham Hill Stories would have played better in a different engine, maybe as a Strange Rope Hero-like.

COOR BLIMEY

I cannot even begin to fathom how someone could have bastardized lines of code this badly

oH _MAN_ this game is just the gift that keeps on giving huh? consecutive confused laughs ensued oh my lord.

Streatham Hill Stories looks like it was "developed" and called finished in 20 minutes.