*"You'll have sex tonight"* *Game show music plays* Im crying

@ereince

7 жыл бұрын

Mayuri Sama Minecraft Sex Porn

@VanillaTheFoxx

7 жыл бұрын

no nonononono REGREET REGREET

@Detroix95

6 жыл бұрын

Windows is in dangeir Because: You'll have sex tonight

@isteamyi688

6 жыл бұрын

I died at that part. 😂🤣🤣😆😆

@LocalHolehead

6 жыл бұрын

@Toxin You mean..... *The Pussy is Right* :3

I don't think I can help you with that.

@discduderules

7 жыл бұрын

Microsoft Cortana Who's been drawing dicks

@Kuwassu

6 жыл бұрын

Do you love me? :O

@NinNin404

6 жыл бұрын

Cortana is shit. SIRI FTW BITCHES!

@joe6go

6 жыл бұрын

Microsoft Cortana are you related to bonzai buddy?

@IVR02

6 жыл бұрын

Good evening, *EXPAND DONG*!

I like how he did this so much youtube auto-created a game called Destruction

@NotJohnTanner

2 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is sus

@Nocturne61

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotJohnTanner Your comedy is stale.

@NotJohnTanner

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nocturne61 thanks i already know that

@tnrproductions1231

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that wtf

@hiimemily

2 жыл бұрын

@iurnmen Sounds like a shitty death metal band, they'd probably have a legible logo.

7 years later and the way the cropped video lines up at 9:34 just right to show $1 and Joel saying "ONE DOLLAR!" still makes me laugh every single time.

@mr.contentlyso6485

6 ай бұрын

I quote that shit everyday 😭😭

@kickstand2407

21 күн бұрын

Can you believe it? NO

Joel when are you doing windows 11 destruction.

@Darticus42

7 жыл бұрын

*sad music plays*

@Chr0niteVID

7 жыл бұрын

It's gonna be Windows 12

@Drawsome_209

7 жыл бұрын

probably windows 20

@niggapendeluxe1682

7 жыл бұрын

In 2 years

@lilwyvern4

7 жыл бұрын

Windows 3.0 Destruction wouldn't be very doable because you wouldn't be able to really get online with it to fuck it up.

You can run but you can't hide. I'm coming.

@topaz7462

7 жыл бұрын

Bonzi BUDDY OH SHIT

@ireallydontlikealotofstuff4536

7 жыл бұрын

*_E x p a n d D o n g_*

@user-fs9xk1mm2l

7 жыл бұрын

Cortana BonziBuddy oh no cortana what have you done mincrosoft

@Blaze5857

7 жыл бұрын

do you know expand dong?

@youjustgothacked1168

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

The way he says “windows is in danger” makes me die laughing every time

@bluedogz1624

2 жыл бұрын

*vhindoes is in dangaer*

@adamdenardis5438

2 жыл бұрын

Or how about "TWO PELICANS"

@Nocturne61

2 жыл бұрын

IT’S GOT PIG NOISES?!

@JetFalcon710

6 ай бұрын

3:23

@AshNololblu-yn7hk

5 ай бұрын

vhindos is en daynjher

Can we just appreciate that despite everything, windows defender still tried to fix things. Underappreciated hero of windows destruction

@VikingArelius

2 жыл бұрын

Like it's amazing how good Defender is nowadays. I've got another antivirus program installed on my system but it rarely finds any issues. Namely I don't usually get into crusty, suspicious files but if I do, Defender usually catches it.

@ExaltedUriel

Жыл бұрын

@@VikingArelius For all the rightful shit people give Windows and Microsoft, Windows Defender is legit. Honestly glad we're past the days where people paid for garbage like McAfee and Norton, lol

@deep_sea_creature99999

8 ай бұрын

i can just imagine windows defender saying ''I CAN STILL FIX THIS'' while the entire system is FLOODED with malware

@Detlaff_Official

8 ай бұрын

​@@deep_sea_creature99999Windows Defender: "I can fix him."

@mohawk1010

7 ай бұрын

​@@ExaltedUrielas someone who unfortunately had mcaffe preinstalled on a windows 7 computer at a age where i wouldnt know how to remove it yes

That's right fucker. Cortana is my daughter taking the family job.

@Oldschoolgamer13

7 жыл бұрын

BonziBUDDY Hey 🅱eter.

@void_tex

7 жыл бұрын

Yes Elmo from Sesame Street

@lapisdapis1438

7 жыл бұрын

BonziBUDDY she'll choose het

@prycwrn

7 жыл бұрын

and who's your wife...

@navc8522

7 жыл бұрын

Siri.

That moment of regret when he said "minecraft sex porn" is hilarious

@user-hr8rc1of3x

4 жыл бұрын

minecraft p*** is a real thing

@verticalpug2026

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-hr8rc1of3x i know

@Mikhail_Malekov935

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-hr8rc1of3x yes, and it's not as bad as you might think.

@nootaboot7042

4 жыл бұрын

Joel:”I heard it does something when you put in Minecraft” “M I n e c r a f t s e x p o r n”

@nootaboot7042

4 жыл бұрын

@cacacae10_ RBLX ill rewatch it later and tell you the timestamp

2:15 Due to Joel cutting out the Bonzi Buddy part, the English subtitles weren't refreshed and now has a 10 second delay xd.

@cat1554

2 жыл бұрын

Why did he

@TubbyFatfrick

2 жыл бұрын

@@cat1554 He got DMCAd, iirc.

@cubechan1938

Жыл бұрын

So can they fix it, now?

@DJStuiter

Жыл бұрын

​@@cubechan1938no

@siltstridersftw

Жыл бұрын

Just saw that and the subtitles glitched out, lol

3:46 Windows Police: "Your system is at risk." **Kills pigs**

@poble

2 жыл бұрын

“IT- IT’S GOT PIG NOISES!? WHAT!?”

@gnuzwo1lk909

2 жыл бұрын

@@poble *laughs continuously*

@radioactiveApparition

2 жыл бұрын

@sprinkls okay, my- my computer window broke. smashed!

@ndrew_B

2 жыл бұрын

@@radioactiveApparition Anyway lets go on the internet again and find some weird shit- oh. 41 infections found?

@rintherenerous

2 жыл бұрын

@@ndrew_B nah, I don- nah usnsikoanus *spit*

death battle : Bonzi Buddy vs Cortana

@tannerpenny8240

7 жыл бұрын

You sir, are a genius. Someone needs to make this happen.

@tom_the_bandicoot4595

7 жыл бұрын

+kjftehstarman 64 cortana gave me a sukk

@thefox17906

7 жыл бұрын

Gorillaz Fan?

@Drawsome_209

7 жыл бұрын

james ledger yes

@thefox17906

7 жыл бұрын

Same, favourite song?

I love how he says “two pelicans”

@ivyswhatever2869

4 жыл бұрын

It needs to be a song

@equal7752

4 жыл бұрын

t o o p e l i k e n s

@shockd5545

4 жыл бұрын

Two pellekans

@weevilwizarddotmusic9711

4 жыл бұрын

two peLi CaNS

@tobiasfriedchicken

4 жыл бұрын

Too pelleycans

I would like to remind everybody that Cortana was named after the AI that ends up getting corrupted in Halo. You know the Cortana that you spent all your time with who was super sweet and really nice and then all of a sudden she becomes a psychopath who wants to take over the world. Yeah Microsoft owns Halo and Cortana was named after *that* Cortana. Now imagine how I felt after I realized that when I got my computer and it had Cortana on it.

@RepublicOfUs

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, this program was developed *before* Cortana's heel-turn in the games.

@Marlyjade

2 жыл бұрын

@@RepublicOfUs which low key makes it funnier to me

@filmandfirearms

11 ай бұрын

It has the same voice actress, too. It's literally just Cortana

@Duskaria

Ай бұрын

Who gives a fuck about that shit game series

Windows 10: *literally trying its hardest to alert Joel that he has over 41 viruses downloaded and is gonna destroy the pc* Joel: Oh is that a- OH LOOK AT THAT CAT!

@Daveaintreal

2 жыл бұрын

ADHD problems. Idk if Joel has ADHD, but seeing him so distracted from imminent danger by such stupid things is a mood

"Minecraft sex porn NONONONO" I died

@Deathninja5551

7 жыл бұрын

Same

@OryxTheMadGod3

7 жыл бұрын

more like KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW

@berrybear4383

7 жыл бұрын

someone needs to make a GIF of that

@regularflurfy8174

7 жыл бұрын

regret regret regret

@caspiantimothy6834

7 жыл бұрын

same

i love how joel has the bonzi buddy description memorized to the point that he recognized microsoft used the same damn wording

@DJ-Tekkuneon

4 жыл бұрын

Yep🗿

@teguenjoyer3842

4 жыл бұрын

@@DJ-Tekkuneon Yo, Angelo

@knockybunz

4 жыл бұрын

It’s engraved into his memory, forever haunting him

@adminfatballs1fan282

4 жыл бұрын

You Have Been Bruhe'd i hear a jojo reference

@gravyboi171

4 жыл бұрын

No. It cut the part that shows him looking up bonzi buddy wiki

For anyone who wants to know, the theme at 12:06 is the oracle from secret of mana

@battlekirby

2 жыл бұрын

thank you.

@MYLAR.

2 жыл бұрын

tysm

@arrontheprotogen9276

2 жыл бұрын

Thx

@fdsajfldaskjf

Жыл бұрын

My brother in Christ I thank you for this.

@BeanieGoth

Жыл бұрын

i love you

4:32 is a hilarious edit, he's just having fun and it's just blaring an alarm in the background.

Most effective methods of execution: Electric chair Lethal injection Firing squad _”Lemon” “Milk”_

@citrusrobber

3 жыл бұрын

fun fact: Lemon Milk is the name of a font.

@artyoshka

3 жыл бұрын

Clicking the Mel Gibson 100 times

@Hedgehogfanatic2006

3 жыл бұрын

Pig killers

@featherycoffee1401

2 жыл бұрын

Lemon

@crabking9223

2 жыл бұрын

I'm still curious, what does "lemon" "milk" mean

9:56 Joel saying "Minecraft sex porn" is one of the best things I've ever heard.

@bird-war

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@christinebradley4601

3 жыл бұрын

Then he was freaking out and trying to abort the mission

@neproh

3 жыл бұрын

*_No, nonononono! Regret, regret_*

@Can0pener

3 жыл бұрын

Why was he so worried?

@vulfura

3 жыл бұрын

Resolve All because Minecraft sex porn

9:56 The search history of an average 12 year old

and to think, windows defender is now an actually competent antivirus. how time flies.

"your computer might be at risk" -"NO SHIT!!!" xDDD

@Testcat

7 жыл бұрын

Stop! You have violated the law.

@madelyncosme9121

7 жыл бұрын

Testcat

@david-rc3xw

6 жыл бұрын

Testcat *CEASE*

@rainxa

6 жыл бұрын

"xDDD" please no

>Make yourself look big. >Punch mountain lion in the nose. Quality

@mihaelkYeah

7 жыл бұрын

More like >Make yourself look big >[LetsGetItOn.mp3]

@CertifiedNEETClassic

7 жыл бұрын

>Remind the mountain lion he doesn't get to bring friends.

@theSato

7 жыл бұрын

ay, what's the name of that Panda? I swear I knew once and it's driving me crazy.

@mihaelkYeah

7 жыл бұрын

Sato​​ I think her name is Luna. I'm not quite sure. I believe I know the artist though, and if I'm right it's SciFiJackRabbit.

@theSato

7 жыл бұрын

Jun :v Thaaaankyou

It's so strange to watch a Joel video from the past, his English has improved so much since he started.

I never understood the “milk” ice and the “lemon” ice bit until now... it isn’t milk or lemon at all... I am a fucking twenty year old nimrod.

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

3 жыл бұрын

pee pee coom coom

@raimarafiq6853

3 жыл бұрын

me too dude. I used to be like "I mean sure, ice cubes made of milk are kinda gross, but isn't this overreacting?"

@thatitalianlameguy2235

2 жыл бұрын

The guy joel stopped at was probably a kid too, since he asked about milk percentage and talked like he didn't understand what "milk" was, poor innocent youth...

@matcha6710

2 жыл бұрын

"milk" ice doesn't sound that bad, but "lemon" ice sounds disgusting

@bustingdogarchive4240

2 жыл бұрын

@@matcha6710 both sound yum

3:36 Windows police? *D o n ' t R u n*

@giuspystardust8139

5 жыл бұрын

Why are you running?!

@andrewbarden7672

5 жыл бұрын

They know what he look for on contana for minecraft

@henrinta

5 жыл бұрын

Re

@mrmemes7883

5 жыл бұрын

Congratulations. You are being rescued. *please do not resist.*

@VSink7631

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZIdpl5ufmZyXmaQ.html

*_$ O N E D O L L A R . $_*

@Cramslor

5 жыл бұрын

What kind of income is going to set you free?

@ultsppi9262

5 жыл бұрын

Forrest Millsap O N E D O L L A R .

@Cramslor

5 жыл бұрын

How much money do you need to buy all the things you've ever wanted?

@ultsppi9262

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cramslor Uno dollar.

@antioriginalityguy

5 жыл бұрын

O N E D O L L A R

I cant believe this was 7 YEARS AGO

9:30 I wheezed so hard lmao "1$?"

@T3H_C0SM1C_SP4RT4N

8 ай бұрын

I like to imagine the bank account just says $1.02

does "milk" mean what I think it means?

@jennablank3416

7 жыл бұрын

;)

@EddieBurke

7 жыл бұрын

S U C C

@cr4shmycar118

7 жыл бұрын

+Eddie Burke S U C C. M Y. S U C C

@dragan2324

7 жыл бұрын

ohhhhhhh no..... no no no no... wait what he gave it to his younger cous-AHHH

@EddieBurke

7 жыл бұрын

+Dragan232 my younger cousin "chewed my ice" if you know what I mean

its been literal years and i never noticed until now that "milk" ice dude's name is *Icemeat* but noticing that single extra little detail has immediately taken a decade off of my lifespan

@jimmyelkordy3752

4 жыл бұрын

glitterb0mb i don’t get it

@Sampledcape5333

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyelkordy3752 you don't want too

@yuggoth777

4 жыл бұрын

Yeow

@elycegrimes7205

4 жыл бұрын

@Reaper42 hey kakyoin

@abandonedchannel909

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck

8:56 Ad : How much money do you want to be making? Joel : *1 Dollar*

him: "Look AT THE CAT!" windows: A threat has entered your computer

I punished my old computer for its shitty internet issues with the MEMZ virus, best experience I ever had

@drewstephenson8346

7 жыл бұрын

Geld Snivy Well done, sounds fun

@deathpawn9

7 жыл бұрын

Geld Snivy calling bullshit considering the maker didn't make it available afaik

@Stolskai

7 жыл бұрын

Boat - Do research before you comment please, I've seen school computers out of order from this virus

@smasher4914

7 жыл бұрын

i should do that to my old laptop when i get a new one.

@Cobalt985

7 жыл бұрын

install linux

The captions are messed up after Cortana is revealed, just a lil note.

@andodide

4 жыл бұрын

It had a little section they somehow removed, probably because of copyright

@lilowleelani

4 жыл бұрын

andodide ooooooo that’s why it was cut there.

@Raoul1808.

4 жыл бұрын

It's sad it got removed This moment was the best of the video

@AgungParamtapa123

4 жыл бұрын

Music copyright, I assume. Can prevent monetization on videos that have that. The subtitle needs to be updated, that's for sure.

@aleksandur240

4 жыл бұрын

there was a comparison between them and a cool edit, which used a copyrighted song that was removed a month or two ago along with the part, and the captions arent updated.

joel saying "lemon mixed with milk" will both make me laugh and lose faith in humanity every time

@AnimalMechanicalsMouseFast

11 ай бұрын

Killing

I love how his computer just fucking melts at the end

That MEMZ virus is legit scary. Like, holy shit.

@WilliamRobertHixon

7 жыл бұрын

Ripple dont worry, its master Leurak made a tutorial on how to stop it.

@spoxx1802

7 жыл бұрын

It's luckily a joke virus. The new versions now search stuff like "How to make dank memes" instead of "How to buy weed".

@slicknick8598

6 жыл бұрын

Well, the memz virus was meant to be downloaded with your knowledge of understanding what you're getting into

@TunnelDragon44

6 жыл бұрын

Fortunately, it can only destroy your computer if you run it. It's really just a fun way of putting down a computer that you don't want anymore and want to obliterate for security reasons, or in advanced cases, to send to one of those scammers that calls you and remotes into your computer. You need to know exactly what you're doing in order to do that though.

@bosstrash8461

6 жыл бұрын

TunnelDragon44 i need to see that happen now

So we just gonna pretend we never saw that "I gave milk ice to my *younger cousin* " thing? Alright.

@mikehunt4830

5 жыл бұрын

It's best to just pretend we never saw it

@TweekLudwig

5 жыл бұрын

I'm scared, especially since that's an old comment.. from like 2007.. It's 2019... *Oh no..*

@matti.8465

5 жыл бұрын

Is that whole forum sexual or is it actually people who just like to eat ice? I really don't know

@jonahj9519

5 жыл бұрын

The next line mentioned 1% and 2% milk, so I’m gonna hold onto the hope that it’s milk and not “milk.”

@BeanieGoth

5 жыл бұрын

*_SWEET HOME ALABAMA-_*

7:08 hold the hampter

@Pyroscity

Жыл бұрын

Hold him gently like a hamburger

@andyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

5 күн бұрын

@@PyroscityAnd eat it

9:50 “I’ve heard that if you ask her Minecraft questions, it does something different.” “Minecraft Sex Porn-NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO, REGRET REGRET. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO-[laughing]!!”

so if you want to escape an animal just T-Pose

@milkforever

5 жыл бұрын

And then... ¿then?

@abritinspace

5 жыл бұрын

and a monolith

@rosevans

5 жыл бұрын

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? You have achieved your dream.

@pickypath246

5 жыл бұрын

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? Why do people who try get nothing but you have fucking 8,000 subscribers

@egglisboingo335

5 жыл бұрын

You have to show dominance

The MEMZ trojan at the end reminded me of some nightmares I had as a kid where my computer would get a virus that plays loud music and takes away control from the mouse and keyboard.

@controlleronahanger

6 жыл бұрын

>computer gets trashed by memz >nyan cat plays how is the nyan cat thing not getting affected by the trojan

@futureflea3917

6 жыл бұрын

That sounds dreadfull

@blurengo

6 жыл бұрын

Pure quality ear rape

@zanjinbutrem2276

6 жыл бұрын

Jacen Hale memes never die. They are only forgotten.

@heckles5866

6 жыл бұрын

Someoneman i had the exact same nightmares!

i was today days old that i realized thats inverted colour bonzi buddy in the thumbnail

Joel messing with the wallpaper is literally some of most entertaining stuff in these.

If you speak swedish to Cortana she'll write you a new Chainsmokers song.

@choonky

6 жыл бұрын

I speak swedish lol

@succ6983

6 жыл бұрын

No Name fan!

@choonky

6 жыл бұрын

Vänta är du svensk? (Wait do you speak swedish?)

@Minty_Mentos_

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@daanmollema6366

6 жыл бұрын

VÄNTÄ

Is anyone gonna mention that joel searched "Internet explorer anime"

@I_love_dr_stone

4 жыл бұрын

They did actually try making an anime mascot a while ago

@joshuakorynta3385

4 жыл бұрын

@@I_love_dr_stone the manga is more of a 4-Koma though

@bowsmed

4 жыл бұрын

you say that as if you wouldn't watch an anime about Internet Explorer

@Crazylom

4 жыл бұрын

Hat Mi

@averagebritishguy7082

3 жыл бұрын

@@bowsmed Would you? kzread.info/dash/bejne/dHyIt85_Z7GnYtI.html

10:00 for some reason those 2 seconds of Joel saying “Regret, regret!” live rent-free in my head and I quote it regularly.

"Windows is in ðãñgêrrèè" -- Joot

I like how to person make the captions just puts "I don't speak Swedish"

@Amazingalex-vv8xt

4 жыл бұрын

You mean I like how “THE” person “THAT” makes the caption just puts “I don’t speak Swedish

@Fuji086

4 жыл бұрын

How how badly they caused it to lag.

@shr00mski

4 жыл бұрын

for reference joel said “vill du äta surströmming på min erotiska fula kuk?” aka “will you eat sour herring on my erotic, ugly cock” 😂

@smolfrenchtoast9799

4 жыл бұрын

@@shr00mski did he really say that holy shit- 😂😂😂😏

When I heard " 'Lemon' mixed with 'milk' " My head contracted into my body and I gained 19 deseases and started to bleed from my eyes.

@Chrishum

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Crazylom

4 жыл бұрын

Being immune to the shit of the internet hell gives me fear

@S_--

3 жыл бұрын

@@prdgy6578 yes, "lemon" mixed with "milk" And a not too well cooked bat

@S_--

3 жыл бұрын

@@prdgy6578 ah yes, sorry

@AA-wr5kh

3 жыл бұрын

Spooky

10:42 I can't help but imagine Joel as the guy in the background asking that.

I love how the Cortana bit ended up becoming a great animation.

moral of the story: T-Pose when you see a mountain lion

@viridian6812

5 жыл бұрын

"ScaredShitless.ani not found"

@ghettogecko7995

5 жыл бұрын

Then punch it

@posthistoricdino422

5 жыл бұрын

They were right when they said tpose for dominance

@zabloinksliu1688

5 жыл бұрын

Understandable, have a nice day

@big_succ9669

5 жыл бұрын

dog does sucky fanart I did that to a deer 3 days ago in camp

RIP Joel, Friend-zoned by a computer since 2016.

@shakirashipslied9721

6 жыл бұрын

Prod. Kuso That was a lie

@andrewdonnell4093

3 жыл бұрын

But what if Joel was not kill? **rewind sound**

4:21 = MIDI Mario Hell Flashbacks

8:59 Joel stuck in Venezuela!?!?😳

@SoMSoMreal

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no not jobel

_* windows is in danger*_

@johnnygreenface4195

6 жыл бұрын

ABBU III don't hurt him

@jamie8069

6 жыл бұрын

ABBU III *w e e n d o h s e e s e e n d a n g e r*

@cloroxbleach77

6 жыл бұрын

*_WINDOWS IS IN DANGER_*

@thetrueamerican707

6 жыл бұрын

ABBU III *dangare* 😉

@lemonconsumption

6 жыл бұрын

ABBU III is in danger

T-Pose to assert your dominance over the mountain lion

@FascistTrex

5 жыл бұрын

Then punch it

@satan2583

5 жыл бұрын

t pose to be eaten by rumia then get asserted over by rumia

@reginangel_official

5 жыл бұрын

('_') T

Imo the if you delete the "cortana = bonzi" buildup its kinda funnier

Subtitles on this vid are a bit broken. The bit with Joel looking at Bonzi's Wikipedia page was cut out, presumably because of copyright issues with the orchestral music, but the subtitles still include that part of the vid. Deaf crowd, you've been warned.

I would love a stream where Joel just explores random parts of the internet.

@StormDatIsApproaching

7 жыл бұрын

I think he'd be too affraid of finding by porn by accident.

@TestCrafted

7 жыл бұрын

same

@CeaseCrismon

7 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't stream it because 1, yeah, the porn stuff, and 2, if you record it, you can edit out any graphic/gore stuff.

@TestCrafted

7 жыл бұрын

Cease Crismon ^^

@audixas1

7 жыл бұрын

Cease Crismon Well, he could make a video instead, I don't care.

"M I N E C R A F T__S E X__P O R N"

@chrisphil510

4 жыл бұрын

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Regret, Regret!

@nathanbtw4439

4 жыл бұрын

cambreaKer: .webm.exe

@nissanv1663

4 жыл бұрын

"double click" >search in google "click"

@SamSam065

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisphil510 *_-M I N E C R A F T-_*

@NebulaOldChannel

4 жыл бұрын

9:56

I find it funny how Joel thinks they really programmed every single response Cortana could ever give even though she simply says "I don't think I csn help you with that" if she doesn't understand the question

who else is waiting patiently for windows 11 destruction soon?

@venz0h420

2 жыл бұрын

me

"How to nuke the entire Human Race" Pretty sure she's gonna try to in Halo 6.

@nksdfsdbfkjbsajdfsdfugsakd99

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. She already tried in Halo 5.

@jameswood6669

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, who are you talking about? Joel is a guy.

@jameswood6669

5 жыл бұрын

O wait Cortana now I get it

@Inkaloo

5 жыл бұрын

FBI Be Like Wtf Even.

absolutely OBSESSED with the way joel says 'pelicans'

@kyuwoo.

4 жыл бұрын

Gutas frogesatnch

@piggi5xtheawesome973

4 жыл бұрын

peli cans

@cdojwolfey9290

4 жыл бұрын

2 PelicAns

@SuperNoahPlushes

2 жыл бұрын

*too pelicahns*

@MYLAR.

2 жыл бұрын

pellycans

Still waiting for Windows 11 destruction

Joel is that one friend, who will came up to you saying "hang on, ill show you somethings cool". Then, he shows the most disguasting thing ever.

Your system is at risk!- *pig noise*

@GhostLink92

5 жыл бұрын

Sounded more like Raptors.

@whatcomesnext2422

5 жыл бұрын

*raptor.wav*

@dumbgayenby

5 жыл бұрын

mariokart3456 Shane Dawson WHO

@SomeBlokeOrWhatever

5 жыл бұрын

All Windows Polices are Pigs.

@bobseeee

5 жыл бұрын

555 Likes Omg I Witnesssesessed That

What the hell was on Joel's mind when he splurted out "Minecraft sex porn?"

@ThatOneGentalmen

7 жыл бұрын

I think a channel called futuristichub makes that stuff

@mineskullhd2692

7 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Internet

@cursedkevin

7 жыл бұрын

know know know know know know know know know know know know

@Deathninja5551

7 жыл бұрын

He was thinking of the beginning of the stream. And those hamsters...

@georgebamber6871

7 жыл бұрын

it exists on KZread

I like how windows defender risks notifications and he just ignored them XD

Imagine how many people must know where joel lives, like seriously.

3:23 *Windos is in daingeir*

@azulhidalgoherrera2845

5 жыл бұрын

Vindos seeseen daenjeyre

@omnitone

5 жыл бұрын

RetroKirby Gaming thanks for this timestamp.

@inverted9998

4 жыл бұрын

THE jake360 there’s a clip for that :)

@omnitone

4 жыл бұрын

Teletext link pls

@omnitone

4 жыл бұрын

Teletext nvm i found it

I want my steak dinner, James Farley.

Who remembers the original edit of this video with more of the Cortana-Bonzi Buddy bit.

@budderguy2128

2 жыл бұрын

It’s been broken, I wish there was more of it

The English captions on this video have been desynced for years and nobody has ever fixed it I am FURIOUS

*"yOu'lL HaVe sEcc ToOnItE"*

@ox9594

5 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@jemoeder7327

5 жыл бұрын

Google really knows everything these days..

@Vista-hv6ej

5 жыл бұрын

RFNO You'll have secc tonight

@AzureQuality

5 жыл бұрын

yOu'lL HaVe sUcC ToOnItE

@Nico-uy2so

5 жыл бұрын

I read that right when it said it in the vid lol

Windows ME Destruction?

@notdelta9990

7 жыл бұрын

***** I bet you that if he does a Windows ME destruction... It will be a nightmare.

@notdelta9990

7 жыл бұрын

***** It always is.

@notdelta9990

7 жыл бұрын

***** You're next, Windows ME.

@notdelta9990

7 жыл бұрын

***** YOU'RE ALL NEXT

@notdelta9990

7 жыл бұрын

***** He already has... IT'S TO LATE!

Cant wait for windows 11 destruction

@DankUraniumYT

2 жыл бұрын

Same

12:28 my grandma’s computer when she clicks a scam email.

*8:04** Tposing, before it was considered humorous*

@ImaginationMeme

5 жыл бұрын

It was never funny

@bombtastic2952

5 жыл бұрын

@@ImaginationMeme it was but then fortnite put it in

@mrwheatthins2413

5 жыл бұрын

T posing was a meme for years thanks to Gmod, it just didn't become mainstream until last year

@pancake5015

5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Boateng it was funny until 3 year old fortnite players started doing it everywhere.

omg I fucking died when the computer went apeshit

@MrTroll4034

7 жыл бұрын

Omg did you follow me here?

@akoxbv

7 жыл бұрын

hahaha whats the odds!

@vasxus

7 жыл бұрын

+NO THANK YOU Hai spookat, can i have your crowns?

@lokii3970

7 жыл бұрын

spiral knight spookat

@akoxbv

7 жыл бұрын

A Happy Bidoof no the crowns are mine >:3

2:08 "Every copy of Cortana is personalized."

Still waiting for win 11 destruction

*How much money do you want to be making?* One dollar. *Really think about that.* One dollar. *What kind of level of income is going to set you free?* One dollar. *How much money do you need to buy all the things you've ever wanted?* One dollar.

@lightfeather2825

6 жыл бұрын

Lüminism i

@ThatYellowCat

6 жыл бұрын

*Prepare for changes.. BIG CHANGES* One dollar!

@vera4737

6 жыл бұрын

TYC That's by far the best part.

@sherrybasham6921

6 жыл бұрын

Lüminism O N E D O L L A R !

@classified5027

6 жыл бұрын

Lüminism Mark Zuckerberg?

Joel you should destroy Windows Vista on April 11, 2017, the day Vista goes out of support to officially kill it off. But be warned: I tried destroying Vista on my test computer and it ended in a disaster!

@Syigo

7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Maguire Do tell, what happened?

@slimcurry7117

7 жыл бұрын

My birth day is on April 11

@TheKtech49

7 жыл бұрын

Apexx_paladin Oh geez I forgot to reply back here! What ended up happening was all the good antiviruses ended up slowing vista down so much that it couldn't get destroyed. I ended up just deleting system32 when the computer had free resources to "destroy" the OS.

@Syigo

7 жыл бұрын

wow

@TheKtech49

7 жыл бұрын

Apexx_paladin Yeah...only highly trained windows destruction professionals should destroy vista...I was even able to destroy win xp but not vista!

My favorite part is that the captions still think the entire section of the video where Joel compares Bonzi bussy and Coratana is still there and lags behind with all sorts of funny jokes that we can't see and will never see again, meanwhile the video is like miles ahead...

@czar2977

2 жыл бұрын

Bonzi Bussy

@sackfu7952

2 жыл бұрын

@@czar2977 FUCK-

Can’t wait for Windows 11 Destruction

**CORTANZI BUDDY**

@tysoncross2260

4 жыл бұрын

Oh God dammit

@splattim3180

4 жыл бұрын

i'm going to have to ask you to stop right there

@atomic_wanderer2125

4 жыл бұрын

Cursed

@michaelrosa9593

4 жыл бұрын

Big fat fuck you buddy!

@aidangordon2713

4 жыл бұрын

*Halo 5 ending intensifies*

Look its a whole forum dedicated to fucking ice!

@riyolobram5269

6 жыл бұрын

Takeout Masaki ‘’milk’’ ;)

I can’t wait for Windows 11 Destruction

2:14 oh God bonzibuddy has hacked the captions and now it's off timing

"I gave the "milk" to my cousin" really fucked me up

8:00 T-pose to assert dominance

@xxfatal_playzxx4671

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Green *WEAR A BIG ASS COAT*

@ChaseMC215

4 жыл бұрын

More like Act as a tree

@NapkinDictator

4 жыл бұрын

This was ahead of its time

Given that Bonzi Buddy/Cortana area got cut, that amazing skit, the closed captions got fucked over, too. That miiiiight need updated.

I love how since part of the video was cut off but the subtitles are still there so now the subtitles are desync of the video