With violence anything is possible -Joel 2016

@veliest1886

8 жыл бұрын

*ewerything

@Thecolorgreen

8 жыл бұрын

"Yes smoke urethra dick drugs" - Joel 2016

@JohnSmith-bj7qz

8 жыл бұрын

"I'll inject a pizza pie into my cock vein. That'll get me high."

@Mario583a

6 жыл бұрын

""Don't snort memes up your cockhole" ~ Joel Windows 10 Destruction

"Name one turtle that has amounted to anything in soceity" I can name four: Leonardo, Donetello, Raphael and Michelangelo

@croconyle

8 жыл бұрын

exactly.

@cjs3780

8 жыл бұрын

turtle soup

@turtlefall

8 жыл бұрын

get souped

@noVva555

8 жыл бұрын

polnareff :v

@shoopdahoop2221

8 жыл бұрын

+Suhkma Dheek Franklin

"Ricky needs to learn to respect other peoples' property" - the guy who was not five minutes ago skateboarding across people's roofs and windowsills

"you're a squirrel, can't you just fly home?" - Joel 2016

Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs remember to say thanks! Drugs are expensive!

@SaddySkull

8 жыл бұрын

+Deku Kitty sell them

@RoseFBN

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment

"Yes smoke urethra dick, drugs" ~ Joel "Vargskelethor" 2016

@friedchickenUSA

8 жыл бұрын

that is how you sentences to make them.

@tentacledood5784

7 жыл бұрын

this is gentle what man a say would.

@dr.tomtrollington8228

7 жыл бұрын

Sai DESGRAÇA please grammar correct your

@tentacledood5784

7 жыл бұрын

The true Troll talking what you about are?

@pastilakompot6912

7 жыл бұрын

At is it 13:17, by way the.

Just say yis kids

@lenon4828

8 жыл бұрын

Yis dad

@ugyuu

8 жыл бұрын

+Jon The Pretty OK Guy Just say Y A O I

@HardeQx

8 жыл бұрын

+Ｐｏｐｃｏｒｎ Ｆｕｎｋ Just say YIFF

@ugyuu

8 жыл бұрын

HardeQ Just say onii-chan

@dio8156

8 жыл бұрын

Just say "Cringeworthy"

"This one rat keeps throwing cocaine balls at me" If this was heard out of context, one may think Joel has lost his sanity entirely.

@dottypeaches

5 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he already has 😂

@DannhersArts

5 жыл бұрын

...I'll try to say this, one day, randomly whil walking down the street... someone is going to hear, and that someone will feel this way

"With the power of PCP I can now Time-travel"

@BasedPeter

8 жыл бұрын

Sounds like ZA WARUDO to me

@Blattella

8 жыл бұрын

+EpicNinjaNerd7 UNKLE YOBEL. Stand: PCP

@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2

6 жыл бұрын

Can I have some? :)

@Mario583a

6 жыл бұрын

Dio's stand freezes time Joel's stand is PCP rewind JOEL IS DIO!!

@nonyabiddnuss4848

6 жыл бұрын

Fucking with time via drugs? Sounds more like Diavolo to me.

Maybe what Captain Lou was trying to say with "going to hell before you die" was that it would make your live miserable and a "living hell"

@matsuii2850

8 жыл бұрын

Life*

@alexcarlson3903

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr. Snufkin i think what he says is "go to help before you die" but he just didn't enunciate clear enough.

@nicholaspiazza8687

2 жыл бұрын

@@matsuii2850 I think he means if you do drugs, you feel like you’re actually in hell.

JUST SAY Y A *O* I!

@SchlubbyTomHanks

8 жыл бұрын

Captain Lou, nooooooo!!!

@Clone2572

7 жыл бұрын

JUST SAY YIS

@heartache5742

7 жыл бұрын

just say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yaoi

@klemboi8077

7 жыл бұрын

yee

@autobotstarscream765

7 жыл бұрын

Starfall #justsayyaoi

"Stealing is bad and gets you into more trouble than it's worth....UNLESS YOU GET AWAY WITH IT!" -Joel

2:35 "Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle? Who the fuck are you?"

@crimsoncount8215

8 жыл бұрын

+Rete 94 ech!

@HyperVanilo

8 жыл бұрын

I'm wood

@shantaeisbae

7 жыл бұрын

I'm bone's bones

@tsar389

7 жыл бұрын

WHAT WHAT THE FUCK.

I've been to hell and I haven't died yet. You see, Hell is actually a town in Michigan. And they make some pretty good ice cream.

@dr.tomtrollington8228

7 жыл бұрын

macaroni.tech heh

@DesertSessions93

7 жыл бұрын

It is a nice place!

@flavorfulsoups

7 жыл бұрын

Hell, Norway is nicer in my opinion.

@shorterneilisbored7078

7 жыл бұрын

Hell, Norway freezes over every year. explains the common weird stuff in the Scandinavia area.

Totally True Fact: Doc Brown actually powered the flux capacitor with handfuls of PCP. That's how he managed time travel.

@Someone-gy2rd

6 жыл бұрын

Which is why he cant get to the future when he was sent to the 1800s

I can bet my left asscheek that chat most likely couldn't shut up about JonTron.

@autobotstarscream765

4 жыл бұрын

Vinesauce superior Normal Boots inferior #JustSayYaoi

"You don't do grass, you won't take pills. You won't even smoke a cigarette! What do you like?" "Man, I like GIRLS."

@yellowcrash10

7 жыл бұрын

Well we'll fix that soon with Joel's new campaign "Just say yaoi!"

@shitpost-o-matic7469

4 жыл бұрын

@@yellowcrash10 no.

@JuniperF

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@skydiamsteam6005

3 жыл бұрын

Shitpost - o - Matic Nyes

@Green-Raccoon777

3 жыл бұрын

When does it say that? I wanna see that

If you are the Doomguy, you WILL go to hell before you die. MANY TIMES!

Seriously though Krokidil's terrifying. They say people addicted to it tend to only live for 2 or 3 years or so after starting it. Shit literally has gasoline, ethanol, paint thinner, and hydrochloric acid in it among other things.

@TheBigDynamo

5 жыл бұрын

So basically the drug contains all kinds of ingredients any living thing is not supposed to consume.

@bossmansal67

5 жыл бұрын

Boxes World it also eats your skin off

@TheBigDynamo

5 жыл бұрын

Red And it will send you to Hell before you die

Bad Moral time with Uncle Jobel Premiers April 20th on ABC after Sesame Street

@ronnickels5193

8 жыл бұрын

+pawg And a happy Columbine Day to you too.

@atablevendetta1429

8 жыл бұрын

+pawg we should make it a national holiday

@yellowcrash10

7 жыл бұрын

Hey, nice profile picture! I love that game!

0:51"Who needs mind altering substances with your decorating decisions, Mom? Last night I stayed up in my empty room praying for furniture, slowly going mad from the eye-numbing wallpaper. The colors started dancing, and I puked all over the wall. You probably can't even tell it's there, can you? Speaking of puke, you're probably going to regurgitate catchy drug rhymes at me while I leave instead of actually communicating. You can't do anything right. That's why dad's not wearing any fucking pants." -Seanbaby

Little did he know the turtle just getting his meds and he died shortly after

What do you call a high gardener? A weed whacker

@gamingden444

8 жыл бұрын

+Lapis Riolazuli THE WEED IS WHACK YO

@fredbearfazbear3004

6 жыл бұрын

Lapis Riolazuli same goes for someone high jerking off in their lawn.

My grandmother died tonight, yet Joel can still strike a smile in me, thank you Joel, for being such an uplifting person.

@SuperDrunkdragon

8 жыл бұрын

my condolences to you and your family

@KorvekKorborjordordon

6 жыл бұрын

Angel Zabala rekt

"with the power of pcp, I can time travel" -jobenstein, 2016

Joel, I have to be honest, I suffer from real bad depression. I have some fucked up thoughts sometimes, and let me say this, you brighten my life. It's not even your comedy, It's just your presence, your voice. It helps me, it makes me feel like I'm in the same room with a good friend, which I don't have too many of. But thank you for every stream you've ever done. Thank you Joel.

@imangry1

8 жыл бұрын

I found something amazing out cocain will always be your freind

@iara0

8 жыл бұрын

Right in the feels.

@RayLilith

8 жыл бұрын

I've been in a dark place myself and reading that something makes your day a little brighter, warms my heart. I wish you the best of luck and there is a light in the darkness and people care about you. :)

@imangry1

8 жыл бұрын

+Raytastic Cocain will always be there for you

@cristianjohnson7471

8 жыл бұрын

that's the same with me last year In school, nobody liked me. I was overall hated

NOT EVEN ONCE

@tk-5764

8 жыл бұрын

+mikoto ROMANIA ALL THE TIME

the ''crossbow'' sign has that castlevania font.

@ZacharyDietze

8 жыл бұрын

"Yes, lord Megatron..." -Shockwave

Skateboarding home and got attacked by dracula? Well acid will do that sometimes.

@apeapeape999

8 жыл бұрын

+💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 don't skate on acid kids. unless you wanna ROLL THE FUCKING DICE

@tk-5764

8 жыл бұрын

+💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 Dracula is Romanian :D

@apeapeape999

8 жыл бұрын

xX TK-576 Xx [BLU Alpha 4] Definitely never do acid while skateboarding in Romania

@apeapeape999

8 жыл бұрын

Damn dracula country

@tk-5764

8 жыл бұрын

💊 のっぺら坊 - 四百二十 📼 HEY!.....Romania Akbar.....

AVGN did it before Jontron guys, calm down.

@yamizetsubou8414

8 жыл бұрын

+neil robarge the creators did and tested the game before those guys could even play it, they won

@mocha5044

8 жыл бұрын

Han solo shot first

@wrpen99

8 жыл бұрын

+Yami Zetsubou I don't think anyone tested this.

@brisklloydavator

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah I GUESS but like Joel said... WHO CARES?!

@onion599

8 жыл бұрын

+neil robarge NO FEK OFF

When you were fixing the Wally Bear ending screen you could've made it say "it's wrong to say no" instead.

"Cocaine is really popular with uh... The same guy."

@autobotstarscream765

7 жыл бұрын

Aaron Rayner Sweet pfp. :3 Who's the artist?

JOEL!? HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING PCP AND KROKODIL AGAIN?!

@aves8964

8 жыл бұрын

+Kweh! Wark! And where have you been? Smoking that tumblr again? Lay off that shit. 'Bad for you.

Cocaine cat for president 2016

but if someone tries to touch you in a place, or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good. First thing you do is you say YAOI.

25:33 *WHAT THINGS HAVE YOU SEEN JOEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!*

just say Y A O I

inb4 JonTron comments. Speaking of which, where's my hands?

2:36 Who's Ricky Rat? Who's Toby Turtle? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

He didn't have enough time for it but Cap Lou was referring that you will go through hell over drugs. It's a slow painful death was what I think he was getting at but the ad was too short.

I see that Joel knows the meaning of the true man's world.

@autobotstarscream765

4 жыл бұрын

#JustSayYaoi

"Murder is OK if you do it like a ninja." ~Joel 2016

"Name one turtle that as amended to society" Franklin, that Tortoise and the Hare Living Books, Bowser?

No bear and the wally gang

@otakunthevegan4206

6 жыл бұрын

Ed_ward Willy bear and the gang bang.

@birdsofdestiny6816

5 жыл бұрын

Yis bear and the wally gang 🐻

@autobotstarscream765

4 жыл бұрын

@@otakunthevegan4206 #JustSayYaoi

kids don't do drugs or take rides with strangers, but it's okay to ride your skateboard across town all alone at night with no helmet on xD

Just say, "yaoi." Here's a *List of Games with Timestamps.* 0:00:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ 0:21:02 - *Sidebar:* "Captain Lou - WGBS Philly 57 'Just Say No' Drugs PSA" video 0:25:00 - _Wally Bear & The NO Gang_ (cont.) 0:33:18 - *Sidebar:* Making the _Wally Bear_ ending better 0:40:20 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (1988) and _NARC_ (2005) 0:41:33 - _NARC_ (NES) ⁽ᴬʷʷ ʸᶦˢ⁾ 0:54:47 - *Sidebar:* _NARC_ (NES) overview and ending video _NARC_ (arcade) overview and ending video 0:59:25 - *Sidebar:* Carts and cart art 1:02:12 - *Stream closing*

This is madness, why is that bear not wearing a helmet?

@Disguised_Cat

8 жыл бұрын

That's besides the point jok

An overlooked problem associated with drug use is the user's inability to finish anything they start. Especially prevalant in the youth of today. I'm 18 and I can promi

@FurryMcMemes

8 жыл бұрын

I see what you di

@Crouchy232323

8 жыл бұрын

***** I am sor

@confetti8160

8 жыл бұрын

Dumb jo

@Crouchy232323

8 жыл бұрын

CainBitterman Which butt

@Crouchy232323

8 жыл бұрын

CainBitterman Ah OK now I g

Going into cars with strangers is called Uber!

21:30 Grand Dad says you're going to hell!

@elluminance

8 жыл бұрын

Before you die, too!

@diegomedina9637

8 жыл бұрын

Talk to your Bonzi

@josephfrye7342

7 жыл бұрын

porno?

Joel vs. Captain Lou And His Rabbi starts at 21:20 (The ending edit starts at 34:04)

It's 4/20 and I need to blaze some code keem but I'll go to hell if I do

@zonetropper

8 жыл бұрын

+allen richard BLAZE CODE!? NO PROB, YOU WANT THE JAVA POT OR C++ GANJA!?

@i.c.weiner5345

8 жыл бұрын

yea gotta get that code keem zonetropper

@zonetropper

8 жыл бұрын

oh it's a keemstar reference :( I thought for a second there I had the most original programming code smoker

"With the power of PCP I can now time travel" Well, that soundbyte is out there now

"If you do drugs, you'll go to hell before you die" Words of wisdom

"YAOI???" IM DEAD

Uncle Joel, that 'hell' is just an analogy of being in pain

I just had a hunch. What if Wally Bear and the No Gang is really hard with no checkpoints so that children will keep playing it from the beginning over and over and over, and read the anti-drug messages over and over and over so that they'll remember them really well?

I think i'd go mad within hours if my wallpaper was literally just berries

Oh my god, did Joel watch Cartoon All-stars to the Rescue on stream?

Wally Bear looks like he's got some serious downs going on all over his face.

"toby! the hell dude? you already have a gang." "you're a TURTLE, you aren't going to get anywhere in life without us"

@wyvern4588

8 жыл бұрын

He's a thug, one gang ain't enough.

" Just Say Yaoi" -Captain Lou

"Too Much Dracula." - JoelTroel, 2016

It is in fact a ball of cocaine

Mr Big: HOW DO EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN IM ALREADY HERE

"Oh! You can throw calzones!" -Jole 2016

Gilvasunner better make high quality rips of Wally

Krokodil is a derivative of morphine. It has nothing to do with acid. The abscesses of skin come from the chemical byproducts that remain when it is synthesized. (Also to a lesser extent the gangrene you can contract)

This must have been quite the ninja stream, it completely slipped through my radar.

"Yes smoke urethra, dick drugs" Joel 2016

has anyone realized that wally has 3 shirts on in the main menu

My dad doesn't wear pants either. *Urn falls over* DAD!

@Disguised_Cat

8 жыл бұрын

JONTRON FOR THE WIIIIIN

@GaMMERKitten

7 жыл бұрын

YEAH JONTRON FOREVER, NICE REFERENCE THERE. 😆

I await the Priscilla yiff art.

@lionheart6176

5 жыл бұрын

your sick... she might be too young

@RoseFBN

5 жыл бұрын

@@lionheart6176 eww a regular person, boring!

@lionheart6176

5 жыл бұрын

@@RoseFBN hey...i yiff 18+ you don't like it gtfo

You had me at penile Italian food injections.

"It's the Cocaine Cat." Joel - 2016

Wee Beer Beer:High On Calzones

38:04 J. Wally: The Bear with Two Right Paws, wielding the Stand "Hanged Grizzly". He is the murderer of Toby Turtle's sister, Tina Turtle, who Toby is on a cross-country hunt to avenge her death.

I remembered watching this video when it was released, I was in highschool goddamn time is flying

Favorite thing about Narc "YOU'RE BUSTED"

I loved how a skateboarding bear desintegrates dogs with the power of pie

@shitpost-o-matic7469

4 жыл бұрын

Calzones.

Oh god, that captain lou PSA, I remember seeing that thing over and over when vinesauce had the AP.

How fitting its uploaded on 4/20.

@bagofsalad_official2330

8 жыл бұрын

That's the point :|

"This game just went from a perfect zero to a perfect ten... Is this real life?"

Wally bear and the no gang turns into Braid... The magic of Joel

Joel does all the drugs and then some before streaming

*”Just say yis”* That gotta be one of the greatest line of 2016 lmao

Krokodil is a drug that literally eats your flesh away, it's pretty gnarly actually -uncle jobel

@blighttown169

7 жыл бұрын

I actually took a form of Methamphetamine when I was a kid, because I had some bad ADHD

@blighttown169

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like you said, it's only like the bootleg black market shit that causes terrible shit to happen

Color palette: subway toilets

@Disguised_Cat

8 жыл бұрын

JOOONTRON

My name is no, my sign is no, my number is no.

@OGTabsterFM

8 жыл бұрын

I just say no

NO

We can hear you hittin' the bong.

"You go to hell before you die" I guess he wasnt talking literaly, and was reffering to effects of drug overdose on the brain before death.

me: hOLY SHIT IS THA- joel: is that the jojo stone mask? me: yES

When Joel says "and uh" it reminds me of when Lrr from Futurama would say his wifes name Ndnd. Maybe Joel isn't the gentle uncle like Swedish man we all took him for..

You know, if a bear came in skateboarding through subway train trying to kill everyone in his path, and tried to talk me out of doing drugs... i'd probably say yes, and then take drugs anyway.

Tutorals

Wait there is part 2,idk i have stomach to do it -Joel 2016 (still great youtuber)

Did uncle joal turn into a pirate when talking about Captain Lou's yaoi agenda?

YES YAOI- MY FAVOURITE KZreadR HAS FINALLY SAID IT. My life is complete.

@shitpost-o-matic7469

4 жыл бұрын

Why do people like you exist.

@gorgusdidlo9602

4 жыл бұрын

Shitpost - o - Matic Dude. I was 13 at that time. You’re bringing back horrible memories.

Stream: *has 2 games, along with a lot of reference potential* Everyone: *_JUST SAY YAOI_*