you know youve fucked up your alien game if even Joel is cracking jokes at them.

@lordmarshmal_0643

Жыл бұрын

Lmao nice likes

@Raveg64

Жыл бұрын

The perfect horror game indicator

@CuckBalls

Жыл бұрын

fixed it

@Kruegernator123

8 ай бұрын

Joel acted a lot tougher once the game gave him a gun to shoot at the aliens.

@FranciumBoron

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, the demo was way more effective in the spookiness department. EDIT: Never mind. I confused this game for _They Are Here._ A better-built demo game.

This game is singlehandedly curing Joel's fear of aliens

@gram.

Жыл бұрын

CHRIST ON A CROISSANT IT IS ALIEN MAN 👽!

@gram.

Жыл бұрын

HOLY MARY JOSEPH AND MARIO! HOLY MARBLES... CRIPES! IT IS ALIEN COCC SOOKER!👽 OHH MY ALIEN NUTTE JUICE GALACTIC NUTTE! 1:51:49

@quagernag

Жыл бұрын

Who knew that best cure for Seedish metalhead with xenophobia is a intergalactic fellatio.

@2ndeaster

Жыл бұрын

How to cure Joey's fear of alien: Make a game so frustratingly boring its override his irrational fear

@alphads2000

Жыл бұрын

We a need a new update for Voices of the Void to fix this

surreal to see Joel's path from "Well, this is kinda spooky tbh" to "Where the fuсk do i go, this game lacks direction" to him laughing and running around a table from aliens with Steve Jobs' turtlenecks

@gram.

Жыл бұрын

And don't forget the GALACTIC NUTTE?! I mean, just... _holy mario..._

@CityofButterfly

Жыл бұрын

I was in the middle of the video, watching him having a blast taunting the aliens, then I skipped to the end, and hearing him sound so defeated was incredibly jarring. I felt bad for him.

@alphaqueueop

Жыл бұрын

its expected from trashware

@VVVVV99611

3 ай бұрын

and at the end I hate this game. I can't... I just can't.

gleeby deeby

@soogus55

Жыл бұрын

earth invasion starts at 8 am my gleeby deeby ass at 7:99 am

@shoebill4902

Жыл бұрын

The fog is coming

@phoebelovesYOU

Жыл бұрын

STOP!!!!!!!

@supershadic530

Жыл бұрын

GOOBA GOOBA GOOBA

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster

Жыл бұрын

Glup Shi' Toh

Joel really wasn't joking. It does sound and look like the aliens give you the gluck gluck 9000 when they catch you.

@shelby5809

7 ай бұрын

why do i know what this means

1:44:33 holy shit that makes the game so much better instantly. I'm not even kidding i think this game would've been so well received if it was in this style. If they switch to this style, with the shitty 50's music this game could be totally redeemed

@anecro

Жыл бұрын

True, though there's huge problems baked into the gameplay and structure of the game to begin with. Saves some character but doesn't spare you from this confusing, empty layout.

@ruadeil_zabelin

Жыл бұрын

@@anecro Yea thats true. Just make the aliens a lot weaker. Basically harmless and silly. You can either just give the player a ton of bullets or make it really easy to wack them over the head and then they just stay down. They should probably also add a map or minimap; either that or just waypoints.

@uthorofthehightower3367

Жыл бұрын

​@@anecro There's also the fact that all the dialogue and flavor text is written by an 8 year old who barely speaks English

@HAZZARD2099

Жыл бұрын

Nah, the main music is a reference to the movie Signs, as is the baseball bat weapons and the aliens clicking speak. I like that better than pulling a Destroy All Humans style of music.

@ruadeil_zabelin

Жыл бұрын

@@HAZZARD2099 I would like that too, sure, but then this game would need a LOT more fixes than just a few things that can be done in a few weeks. Because the story and writing is nowhere near good enough for that.

9:35 signal simulator ptsd 10:34 spooked already 12:31 tap dancing demonstration 23:57 how 2 defeat alien 37:03 gleeby deeby cat 48:11 üfo landing 48:44 plan of attack 56:05 OBJECTIVE: KILL 1:04:49 first contact 1:14:42 positive review 1:20:06 outsmarting the aliens 1:44:12 Invasion of the Duende Men from Mars 1:57:00 outsmarting the aliens again 2:01:41 tf2 scout vs aliens 2:04:33 alien outsmarting joel 2:22:17 religious moment 2:24:49 bible storytime with joel 2:31:26 man dies from alien butt probing 3:15:06 joel quits out of frustration 3:17:56 ending 3:22:14 final thoughts

@guttymcgutty3715

Жыл бұрын

respect dawg respect 🙏

@Voc_spooksauce

Жыл бұрын

Absolute fucking legend i love you

@N3Selina

16 күн бұрын

thank you. i was actually trying to find a certain moment again. this made it easier than ever

every time joel says a game was recommended to him cause it caters to his fear of aliens just observing humans, it turns to this

Feels like a game made by some talented environment artists that didn't know how to write a script or lay out gameplay.

@humblelad

Жыл бұрын

they’re so talented that they hid everything in total darkness

@Kanakotka

11 ай бұрын

Nah, i'd say this was a game made by someone who once read a book on how to make games and never played one.

@BlazeHedgehog

11 ай бұрын

@@Kanakotka As someone who has made a few games, that's unfair just for the sake of being mean.

@Kanakotka

11 ай бұрын

@@BlazeHedgehog I've developed games for 11 years. It's not mean, it's accurate.

@egekara7145

11 ай бұрын

@@BlazeHedgehog nah this game sucks asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Joel has done the old-timer radio bit a thousand times and he still has no idea what they say instead of swearing

@miempire9198

Жыл бұрын

what do they say...?

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster

Жыл бұрын

Don't leave us hanging, Squiggles; What did Old Timey Newscasters say?

@Crizzly122

Жыл бұрын

​@miempire9198 *oh the humanity!*

@DracoHandsome

Жыл бұрын

@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster stuff like Jumping Jehosophat! and Great Caesar's ghost! And That extraterrestrial scalawag is making a clean getaway with that man's noble organ! Have any alive seen such vandalism, such sacrilege, by bloody Nora!

1:05:47 the real horror game starts when yoel realizes that was just a little child in a costume, welcome to life in prison aka butfuck alley.

I’ll be honest, the game unironically looked good with the 1950s black/white filter lol

The ultimate in Alien fecal game, written by real aliens.

the alien in a blender had me crying laughing lmao

The Greyhill Incident is the greytest game of the year. In development since twenty-greyteen, it ultimately grossed even more than smash hit Morbius, quickly earning over 100 greyhillion dollars.

@sheepishgames2453

Жыл бұрын

Another amazing review. Thank you Digger T Greyves.

@cptdalek1711

Жыл бұрын

A game for all greyges. Truly.

@davidofthenorth6531

Жыл бұрын

I heard Greyhill took 20greyears to gilm on logreytion.

@herselojdevevo5493

Жыл бұрын

IT TOOK GREYLVE YEARS TO MAKE!!!

@NewportNibbler

Жыл бұрын

Who tf let this schmuck make a morbius joke?

This game is based off an event in Joles life he just can't remember it because the Greyliens warshed it out of his brain

Joel screaming when he sees an alien, clown or wizard irl

I can't believe they used the original Minecraft cow moo sound(The one used in the game is slightly cut short)

Gotta love how these interstellar beings, capable of building seemingly impossible machines, have been observing humans for ages and still reach the conclusion that a couple of guys wearing turtle-necks is all they need to invade this town. A couple of guys in turtle-necks that immediately get outsmarted by a coffee table and a sofa.

I knew this game was gonna be of the fecal variety the moment the intro started but i was not ready for unironic tinfoil hats.

@EccentricWolven23

Жыл бұрын

"Unironic" Lmfao, have people absolutely lost the ability to sense satire?

@thefunniestjuice

Жыл бұрын

@@EccentricWolven23 yes

@quantumblur_3145

Жыл бұрын

​@@EccentricWolven23 tbf it has a certain smell

@jesusramirezromo2037

Жыл бұрын

I mean, The tinfoil works as a reference to signs, but they put too much enfasis on it

@JollyFigNut

Жыл бұрын

​@@EccentricWolven23 If this game is trying to be satirical than its failing miserably at it...

The dialogue was written by aliens lol

Bufo ripped that gleeby deeby

@Mr._Zook

Жыл бұрын

gleeby deeby moment

It feels like that positive Review is one of the Devs secretly venting his frustrations with what people have with their game lol

PROTECTIVE SHIELD PROTECTIVE SHIELD

The game's dialogue sounds like it was written by an AI.

”Dream game”, famous last words huh?

Apparently the game is like 30 minutes of actual gameplay and was made confusing on purpose to make people get lost and take more than 2 hours to beat it so they can't refund it. Simply ingenious.

@HAZZARD2099

Жыл бұрын

​@@MaTaMaDia He has no source. It's just some bullshit claim a few people have made with no evidence. Some guy told me they didn't play test the game. I asked him "How would you know? Were you on the dev team?" He of course didn't respond because people love to make false claims but back out when people call them out on it.

@Shotgunkjell

Жыл бұрын

@@HAZZARD2099 does this game look tested to you?

@HAZZARD2099

Жыл бұрын

@@Shotgunkjell It's got bugs. There is no denying that. But many games that get tested have plenty of bugs. They have release dates to meet and once that release date comes, whether it's buggy or not, or tested or not, they have to release it. They have been releasing patches like madmen since launch to address everyone's issues. Anyways, regardless of whether it LOOKS tested or not, don't make claims you can't support. People who do that just make themselves look like morons.

@gsc8713

Жыл бұрын

​@@HAZZARD2099 🤓

@HAZZARD2099

Жыл бұрын

@@gsc8713 You think getting sent an emoji by an 11 year old zoomer is somehow insulting to me? Lol. If you have actually want to discuss with us what we were talking about like a civilized adult then go ahead and post, otherwise go back to scribbling in your Spider-Man coloring books.

Ah yes, the “Objective: Kill” genre of alien theme games

The first couple of seconds had so much potential, then it turned into nancy drew quality.

@SkigBiggler

Жыл бұрын

You summed it up perfectly. It’s that odd blend of incredibly stereotypical, but taking itself seriously most of the time. Except horror doesn’t work for a Nancy Drew game, and it doesn’t work here either.

Did they really have to add that dimple at the tip of their heads? I mean, really.

I like how IGP conserves his ammo and Joel just fucking shoots them like its nobody's problem

Joel thinking people in the 50s did not use 'fuck' at all is seriously taking me out

The part where Joey read the part of the Bible with the bears made me feel happy that I’m not the only person who knows about it

So let me get this straight; Joel gets hugged by an alien and he then pumps it with two rounds of lead? Well, that's to be expected, completely in character.

We need a clip of the part where Joey turns it into a Twilight Zone radio broadcast. & one where the aliens politely line up to be hit like pinatas.

-Clicked on video, expecting it to be a scary psychological horror game and am ready to feel spooked -Joel clowning on aliens around coffee table XD

this legit made my day so much better thank you joel

@thrashbin2001

8 ай бұрын

Hey fellow fecal funny enjoyer ,hope you're doing good. I watch Joel for years and it helped me thru some very tough times 👍

NO DUENDE NO MARCIANITO NO VAMPIRES

@i_teleported_bread7404

Жыл бұрын

PROTECTIVE SHIELD *PROTECTIVE SHIELD*

alien gluck gluck gluck

We've gone from Blue Shell Incident to Grey Hill Incident.

43:31 The periodic table contains elements that weren't yet discovered in 1992 🤓

44:29 Joel describes goatsee getting attacked by aliens in vivid detail.

first contact being plugging 3 holes straight into their big grey dome was fucking amazing

Why do they never get ayy horror right? It's been like this for man's for a few years now

@TheKyubiisaan

Жыл бұрын

Voices of the Void / Signal Sim are as good as it gets tbh

@scrittle

Жыл бұрын

Signal Sim's aliens were easter eggs and Voice of the Void is a meme game. We will truly never get a full-blown competent alien game

@manospondylus4896

Жыл бұрын

They are Here is really the last hope now

@patheticidiot

Жыл бұрын

Considering that the ending of the game is the tinfoil man literally breaking the 4th wall, after which something akin to LITERAL CHRISTIAN ROCK plays, yeah, this game's a 100% a shitpost, especially after the "get your alien fingers out of my dirty asshole!" from the Nam man himself

@douglas8604

Жыл бұрын

@@patheticidiot I think the problem is that it it's not very good at making it clear that it's a shitpost. The jokes mostly don't really land so you're left wondering if the game is being serious or not. The fact that it tries to be a horror game doesn't help either. It's also not very fun to play.

1:42:27 the true greyhill incident Coom bit

Joel: [given literally a straight line of obvious direction] also Joel: [makes an immediate figure-8 in every single direction except a straight line and cant figure out how to listen to dialogue]

This feels like a big budget meets the ever-present alien game dev incompetence. Seriously, can we have a new subtle alien game that isn't a signal simulator? Every new indie game that appears that adopts the alien abduction concept is lazy, unfocused and has no subtlety whatsoever. 0 taste.

@404TVfr

Жыл бұрын

Cope ;)

@anecro

Жыл бұрын

@@404TVfr Found the dev

@404TVfr

Жыл бұрын

@@anecro yes, I made this game. fr no cap

@jtlego1

Жыл бұрын

I'm still salty about The Hum just fading into the dustbin of history.

@anecro

Жыл бұрын

@@jtlego1 don't know what that is, I'll search it up

I love a game that feels like contemptuous towards the people playing it. I mean this sincerely, I'm not trying to dunk on the devs or anything. It refuses to let you take it seriously, it's unapologetically goofy

99% of this is a pitch black screen and you just need to imagine what Joel is actually doing

@faulkgough1768

Жыл бұрын

wandering pointlessly, clicking everything 15 times, wandering more, going back to click the same thing again, getting lost despite hand hold lights and chat yelling at him, not listening to objectives, getting lost again in a place he has been through 5 times, clicking the same things again... (and that is every game he plays... that is why we love the goober.)

@Monody512

10 ай бұрын

There's something wrong with your display settings.

Hunt Down The Signal Simulator

This game is…a game. What Joel needs to do is do a stream where he watches some of the in-development footage for the upcoming War of the Worlds game. Now THAT is a terrifying looking alien invasion game!

@spacebassist

Жыл бұрын

+1 I forgot all about that, it looks better than I remembered and that's a compliment

@RadicalEdward2

Жыл бұрын

@@spacebassist I just rewatched some of the footage after watching this playthrough and the War of the Worlds gameplay still looks terrifying. It might not be the impending fear that Joel wants but it’s more of a looming fear of the unknown already after him.

@spacebassist

Жыл бұрын

@@RadicalEdward2 I remember seeing a vid where it was a long stretch of road and a bunch of people were running from a tripod, there was more to it but I remember liking the look of it already The gameplay I watched today looks much further along in terms of terror and how they destroy shit. Just seeing them in the distance and hoping to stay hidden feels so right for what it is

@RadicalEdward2

Жыл бұрын

@@spacebassisthe footage that sold me on it was the foggy neighbor after the EMP shut down the infrastructure and you see the the tripods wandering through the town at night. And of course the sound design. Fantastic!

@superscrungus

Жыл бұрын

as a big war of the worlds fan it looks alright, but it definitely isn't joel's cup of horror tea. it's not just any alien stuff that gets to him, it's specifically flying saucer abduction ufo folklore stuff

Even more excited for They Are Here, given how this game, uh, turned out...

@jesusramirezromo2037

Жыл бұрын

Let's hope it's not abandoned

@scrittle

Жыл бұрын

It's abandoned, now a skinwalker is making it

56:05 The best part. It's Joel's favorite. This is where he really starts loving this game and why he thinks this game is best of 2023. Joel sounds so happy.

2:35:00 I love how after all the secks jokes Joel unconsciously said "oh hey babe", the aliens are deffinitly his babe.

Such a waste of potential, man. I really liked the idea that the you're already thrown into a scenario where people are aware of the aliens (or something else) and are at least preparing for the attack. It didn't need the rush of "damn I was walkin down the street, saw a light and then I woke up in my bedroom with a itch on my shoulder. What could that be?", you have this sense of early urgency that isn't common on games like this. You don't need to go after the weird dude and go "Little green men from Mars? What?!" You don't need to convince anyone that some shit is about to go down. But then the ufo who abducted the mc's son is a fence away from him but he gotta go around it instead of just jumping over it, and the grey dudes just show up without build-up. You get used too quick to them chasing you around, like Joel did. The devs clearly got inspirations from "Alien Abduction!", which is nice. The UFO not moving on a field, the aliens wearing black suits, etc. But the film does a better job in making you feel uncomfortable with what's going on. You get a good look at the aliens early, the camera guy films them for a good 10 minutes and when they get back home, you're already worried for the family. Even when the dad gets the shotgun, you don't feel like it will do much, since he's scared shitless. Anyway, alien game is not good, again. Fuck.

Any game recommended by chat is guaranteed to turn into Joey getting lost for 3 hours. And if course twitch chat never has any good directions to help out. Twitch chat just loves to suffer.

The aliens talk like they're typing on an iPhone

"it works on my computer" is some reddit tier shit

@spacebassist

Жыл бұрын

I just got to the part where he reads a review (about 1:15:15) and I "love" the insufferable "stop complaining because I like this" people :)

Obviously there's so much wrong with this game but... why are the cows so smol? They're so cute and mini. I wonder if the devs have ever seen a cow in person.

I met an alien and it abducted my coom

@caucasoidape8838

Жыл бұрын

They can grow boobs, and a dick to do so.

@nixette8368

Жыл бұрын

you're a father congrats

@Mr._Zook

Жыл бұрын

@@nixette8368 gleeby deeby daddy

1:57:00 had me dying. I lost my shit when he started playing the Stone Cold theme 🤣

Its like the southpark aliens where they just use smex devices

1:43:57 timestamp for Joey shit bit

This reminds me of the spanish ufo game that Joel also got fustrated in, only that game wasn't advertised by sony of all things.

@manospondylus4896

Жыл бұрын

It was called OVNI

@demonking41-l8j

Жыл бұрын

And it wasn't Spanish. It was Portuguese.

@alanmerino9440

Жыл бұрын

@@demonking41-l8j my mistake.

I remember seeing the trailer for this and just thought: jupp. Joel's gonna play this.

Why's everyone so afraid of being probed? If anything it's just a thermometer they're using to get an accurate reading on your temp.

@edllanfranco9078

Жыл бұрын

66h (man, responded this on accident sorry heh)

@caucasoidape8838

Жыл бұрын

Ass probes blew up in pop culture because of Whitley Strieber's book. Outside of intentional fiction, they aren't mentioned anywhere else in alien abduction mythology.

@tomd96

Жыл бұрын

There's a few reasons I can think of. It also depends on if they use lube.

@McBanditHope

Жыл бұрын

Most people don't like being anally raped This may be a hard concept for some to understand

@elliot_rat

5 ай бұрын

it's just the average prostate exam

Joey & Vinny should legit consider doing voice acting in an indie video game.

joel doing bits are the best things ever 😂 love u joey, u never fail to make me laugh

"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGILY!"

Saw the new Amnesia game, (That looks really fun and tense), in which it has The Gun, but it take an entire Century to reload. It got me thinking; _Imagine a Horror game with RNG Reloading_ Like, you're trying to reload The Gun , but your hands are so shaky from all the tension, that the bullets just drop out and you have to pick them up which just takes EVEN longer to reload.

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster

Жыл бұрын

I don't know how to program worth anything, but I come up with the weirdest ideas for my (Daydream) games.

@kommandantwunder6785

Жыл бұрын

No, that's an awful idea honestly. Better not add any guns whatsoever rather than making them useless like that.

@SSD_Penumbra

Жыл бұрын

@@kommandantwunder6785 You say that, but in Hunt Showdown, a literal FPS game, pretty much every gun takes a century and a half to reload. The shotguns are absolutely terrible, both in terms of range and reload. You know you fucked up somewhere when the best shotgun available to you is at the very start and it's a single-shot.

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster

Жыл бұрын

My other twist with "The Gun" in a Horror Game is this; You find a shotgun or rifle type weapon in the game, but there is no ammunition. At all. It doesn't exist. So, you're carrying this thing like a club and whacking monsters with it, and it's the slowest, heaviest piece of s**t ever. But it hits like a Freight Train. Very risk vs reward type weapon.

@blobbem

Жыл бұрын

It's not RNG or a horror game, but Receiver is a game where you have to manually load your guns. As in, you have to actually put bullets into a magazine, insert the magazine into the gun, chamber a round, and make sure the safety is off. Having to reload when one of those flying enemies is chasing after you can be stressful.

Joel while getting ravaged by Greys: AAAAAA

jowel learns the secret to alien combat. slight height variation.

Joel slowly overcoming his fear of grey by embracing his inner American is an arc in my eyes.

they should make a game where they give you a gun to deal with the alien, but it does literally nothing, it just pings off of them

@alexanderadamovskij5491

3 ай бұрын

Alien Isolation literally

Joey: "Just let me fekkin win. I've suffered enough."

I love how this just turned into a gachimuchi joke.

Put on "I Sawed The Demons" in the background to complete the atmosphere.

@Mr._Zook

Жыл бұрын

Good choice of music

the fucking black and white filter part was the best bit he's ever done

this game reminds me of a bigger budget we are not alone

this game is so good that covering the walkie talkie antena with foil makes it working in incognito mode... I mean.. in real life works to but is ultra incognito because is only you who will talk with it

Joel: I like atmospheric alien horror games. I don't like when it gives me a gun and it's "OBJECTIVE: KILL" Also Joel: Aren't I in Alabama? Shouldn't I have a gun?

"i thought my legs were aliens"- joey

desperately want joel to watch Nope if he hasnt before

Mans can't run for more than like 5 seconds before nearly dying. Why not just make the player character canonically asthmatic at that point

1:44:16 the best bit in existence

Making the protagonist constantly talk was such an obviously stupid decision for a horror game

It feels like an AI wrote this game.

@olzhas1one755

Жыл бұрын

AI writing is more competent than this.

Facetime notification sounding ass aliens

1:14:59 this guy should review every game he plays with this kind of review lmao

So... The his is like the VotV april fools irritating duendes, in a non- april fools full price game?

In the intro house, Henry says the dog is barking, it really sounds like "Max is BORKING".

I love how Joel can't stand the idea of even having alien creatures around in a game like Signal Simulator yet in a creepy, eerie environment he laughs at them.

imagine screwing up a game with canon UFO PORNOOOOOO

Now I'm afraid of what the outcome of "They Are Here: Alien Abduction Horror" will be.

I love how after all this time, the demo for _They are here_ still holds up and is a 100 times better then this snuskfest garbango

Henry, go to your room. Stay here

the alien baseball bat saga is joey's catharsis

Judging by the dialogue, I'm going to assume the creators aren't native English speakers. Or it was written by ai.

@kinnikuboneman

10 ай бұрын

Both probably

When the radio guy screamed "THE MAN IS COMING" I really felt that.😂

exactly what I needed