i love the fact that he becomes a better golfer under pressure

oh boy, 3 am!

this is proof Joel is a good pure hearted boy because he didn't think to cheat with the bag not even once

@lookiss8502

9 ай бұрын

Nah He's just dumb

This game is really good, not only is the model work amazing, the game has some humor to it and not to mention, a very unique and original idea, of taking what should be a relaxing and stress-free sport and adding a lot of stress and pressure to it. I swear some of the lines become iconic, like "I cant look away while grabbing the bag" and "I'm not holding a club"

@cornobjects1173

9 ай бұрын

"I know."

@theorangeintrovert

9 ай бұрын

“I’m fantastic!”

@galiogargoyle6295

8 ай бұрын

"I'm golfing."

this was kinda spooky until Joel kept getting lost and stuck in bushes in the last stretch, then it became a comedy

@Streamy_McDreamy

9 ай бұрын

First Act: Vargskelethor Club 'n' Scoot™️ Final Act: Joel plays Golf with Fronds

I'm shit at golf, I crumble under pressure, The entire concept makes me want to cry and I'm not even playing

lending more credence to "the player character is possessed by some kind of powerful eldritch entity [which is itself a joke on the players ability to retry at will, to always ultimately win, etc.]" the typeface in which the internal monologue is written is scratchy and uneven during Golf ("I'm not holding a club") but as soon as the player character wakes up after the End, they now think in a more consistent, stable typeface. ("Where am I?")

One of the best parts was chat spamming COFK every time Joel looked at the map/info at any given hole, after that one guy™ accidentally wrote cofk

The real horror is Joel constantly forgetting to grab his beg as he treks along.

@tf6026

9 ай бұрын

I think it’s scarier when he forgets to put it down every single time

The audio does a lot for this game.

🚨GOLF IS COMING 🚨 🚨GOLF IS COMING 🚨

"I have no depth perception" Joel confirmed cyclops

@ChesterManfred

8 ай бұрын

One eyed Joel sounds even funnier, I bet someone will put that in an animation

Not specifically related to the game being played here, but I've noticed how much online indie horror games have waves of trending styles. In the early 2000s it was RPGMaker horror, then towards the 2010s it shifted to "Slender: The Eight Pages" clones, and now it seems to have settled on low-poly, vaguely PSX/VHS-styled horror. It's crazy to think in around 5 years a completely different style will be dominant in online horror games!

@dvdlesher

9 ай бұрын

I kinda miss the RPGMaker horror personally

@VenoMantis

9 ай бұрын

I wonder what a surge of late 2000s/early 2010s horror themed games would look like. return of creepypasta? 'GTA myths' style full games with some horrid haunted goings-on beneath the surface? could be interesting.

@LBFilm97

9 ай бұрын

@@dvdlesher same, Yume Nikki is such a masterpiece

@cd2220

9 ай бұрын

@@VenoMantis I think the issue there is it would be considerably more difficult for indie's to pull that off. One thing consistent around all 3 of those trends is that they're cheaper and easier for one or a couple of people to develop. Not only that but if things were to move towards something more expensive and man power needing like that budget and time investment to develop would go up and creativity would go down as people become afraid to put all that money and work into something that might not get a return. The nice thing about the Blair Witch style of the indie horror scene is how 1 guy can just go do and some totally out their shit like horror golf without anything to lose if nobody notices it.

@primedawg9170

9 ай бұрын

I kinda can't wait for a new style to take over this current one though, always feel like they try to emulate the PSX look without properly getting why it was so scary back in those days. Like some games are really good but the limitations really helps with setting the scary factor

I love when Joel screams more because of golf rather than of spooky stuff

@FederalBulgeInvestigator

9 ай бұрын

*The true horror was the Golf all along*

Big respect to Joey for not doing the pro golfer move of placing the bag behind the hole to catch it

I love how the enemies emit part of the music. Really cool effect.

@cornobjects1173

9 ай бұрын

I'm not even sure what you would call that effect in technical terms (diegetic soundtrack, maybe?), but it's absolutely perfect for this game in particular, due to how often you have to look away from the enemies while planning/swinging/putting. Not only can you tell how close the danger is by audio alone, you can even tell how many stalkers are nearby using the number of additional sounds in the music

@This-Was-Sparta

9 ай бұрын

Good question, I'm not sure. 🤔 I suppose it's not really diegetic, the character probably doesn't hear it in universe but at the same time it's clearly originating from a position in that world. It's like a weird mix.

@cornobjects1173

9 ай бұрын

@@This-Was-Sparta With the twist at the end, it's possible the character DOES actually hear it, since he's clearly not an average human being. Wouldn't be too big a stretch to say he/it can sense the zombies in a way a regular human couldn't

@TrueLadyEvilChan

9 ай бұрын

@@cornobjects1173 I think you definitely would call it diegetic. Groovy Long Legs from Pikmin 4, and funnily enough, that music man robot guy from Security Breach also make their own music just by existing.

After seeing the temple sections, final boss and ending, it's actually pretty neat how it all ties together (assuming I understand it correctly); You as John Golf: Green Marine aren't just a crazy guy golfing in the face of madness, but another eldritch deity just like Great Value Jerma, which explains the weirdly intense zoom ins and dialogue when talking to the two human characters, plus them being weirded out by you. You aren't fighting for survival, you're seeking and destroying your fellow abomination from beyond the stars., once you become aware of his presence. And of course you need a tutorial for how to play golf, you're probably some squid-looking bastard or a color beyond human understanding, but piloting a human meat suit to blend in and play some golf. In the end, with you destroying your rival and restoring peace, it wasn't because you wanted to save the world, protect mankind or anything sappy like that. It was purely because he killed some humans, raised them as zombies and used them to try and kill you, not knowing how badly he fucked up by interfering with your golf game. 11/10 story, would bogey again

@strawberrylatta4234

9 ай бұрын

i agree with this, especially with the wording of "choose body" and when you fall in the water "this body cannot swim" it isnt YOUR body it's just one you're using

@samuelbucher5189

9 ай бұрын

​​​@@strawberrylatta4234Also, read the pre boss dialog again "Now I realize who I'm talking to. No matter. Your suit of flesh is fragile. I will break it open, and you will pour out" "You cannot keep that world. I will take your dinner from you."

@thinnairr

8 ай бұрын

Such an awesome plotpoint! Not many games pull that twist on you, that you're something eldritch to the game world

Love youtube's game detection being on point as it always is. This was a great stream, especially since Joel played Slender: The Eight Pages

I love that he kept grabbing the putter to do his driver strokes

Nothing like watching Jobel after having a horrific night terror

@incoerenza4331

9 ай бұрын

How was it?

@novemberguy7087

9 ай бұрын

I also have horrific night terrors and warm milk and a joey stream always helps me go back to sleepies

@LambentV

9 ай бұрын

@@incoerenza4331pretty damn bad, basically dreamt that a home invader tied us up and slowly sawed me in half while forcing my wife to watch.

@incoerenza4331

9 ай бұрын

@@LambentV Jesus christ

@thesteamycreamofdualjabbar6486

9 ай бұрын

​@@LambentV You were home invaded by Jerma985

Scariest games with the spookiest little streamer

The "Chapter 8" video game method part was pretty cool, because it doesn't really come across as a 4th wall break, feels like something you would find as a joke in a legitimate Golfing Tutorial book.

I always love how joel makes things harder than they should be lol. ''Look but dont stare'' never meant you would get killed immediately if looking for too long, they would just start walking towards you anyways, but Joel just assumed that if he stared long enough it would = instant death and made the running away twice as hard lol

@kricku

9 ай бұрын

It seemed like it the first time

@sydknutz

8 ай бұрын

@@kricku🎉da l

Actually scary. I know not to golf at dark now

When he said it's like Aphex Twin I lost it.

Man who knew the pressure of getting your neck snapped could be a way to improve your game

This man goes to golf at night. The manager tells him the course is closed. He says, "I know." You should probably leave. "I know." Keeps golfing. He kills the manager and golfs around his corpse. He proceeds to golf while a *serial killer* is trying to chase him down and kill him. He then runs into another employee who can potentially save him. He tells this guy, "Im not done yet." And keeps golfing. This guy has some serious thrill issues. I cant believe Im saying this about golf of all things.

Shoutouts to cofk

This became genuinely terrifying once the guys you have to keep looking at showed up

I legit got second hand stress just from watching this. This game is a god damn rush, that’s for sure.

HELL YEAH!! I LOVE THIS GAME FANTASTIC SOUND TRACK TOO

Aw sweet horrors beyond my comprehension.

aside from the later half of the game when you're in the woods, this had a really good horror atmosphere with a cool gimmick when the monsters appeared. Story felt a bit jumbled up, more so than your typical horror game though

"Find and pop the blister" *The Blister Exists intensifies*

Wow this one's a real bogey, man.

Hardcore Friday: Greener Grass Awaits (all achievements)

he will never be golfin’

this is what golfing with Joel would actually be like

41:15 Swedish man plays golf for the first time

the way he talks is so fascinating

Honestly I'm wondering if it's even possible to even get a hole in one in this Just by looking at the shot power

This is so oddly specific, it feels like it was prolly inspired by a dev's actual fear while they go night golfing Who may also have been a fan of the old Zelda creepyness

@dziewiaty

8 ай бұрын

Are you implying dev breaks into golf clubs at night to play for free and his fear is getting caught by security, and/or be forced to kill a god?

What is this gurrr gurrudo wind desserd?

21:47 only the OGs remember that quote

Really like seeing someone that enjoys the gameplay mechanics here. Big fan of the creator personally.

Perhaps getting trapped with the skibidi wasn't such a bad thing

WE STARTING BIG BOYS!!! LETS GO!!! 7 DAYS OF SPOOKS!!!

I really like the animation and art style of this game I’m not one for golfing games but I might try this one out 🤔

I can't help but feel bad for the workers who died just trying to do their job.

Tbh i was not interested at first when I saw it was a golf game. But thought hell it’s Joel. He can make everything fun to watch. I’m not disappointed. Great game idea.

LETS GO FINALLY IM OFF WORK BEFORE A VOD DROPS

This game seems impossible to not quit out of frustration fucking hell.

Devolver should definitely pickup this for distribution it’s a game that’s right up their alley

One game in particular - there is no way he does an amnesia dark decent spooky hardcore friday

@kinnikuboneman

8 ай бұрын

Good, those games are lame

Here we go again!

This is amazing for a free game with no micro transactions damn.

Missed chance to call this 18 Dead end driver

the game really needs a checkpoint system for the last area

1:54:30 Lidl Weezer

41:30 *screams in swedish*

spooky times lets goooo! :D

32:55 love the Dethklok reference

aqua teen hunger force ps2

I wish I could catch this stream live

Why does the 2nd guy remind me of Sus Jerma?

3 am post let’s goooo

Joel, so many of the things you said matched my exact thoughts on my bullshit physics homework I'm doing

@kinnikuboneman

8 ай бұрын

Physics is easy, just drop an apple instant A+

@shinyrayquaza9

8 ай бұрын

@@kinnikuboneman Physics 2

3:13 drunk af

Little-putt of the damned

whats with the laughing demoman once you get too far away from light in the later half of the video? and all the gray statue people look like jerma

41:26

Sand Trap Sundays? :)

Game: Slender the 8 pages

19:31 48:13

bogey man

I swear they used sus guy face on the latter half

I know it's a golf horror game but what's really scary about the game is how bad he is at golf

Whar joei its like 4am

Why is joel's mic so spicy at times?

this is exactly why i dont play golf at night :/

Complete transparency, Austin was almost unbearable until he found out where the danger was. However, I enjoyed watching 2hours of his journey to Colfc Lord

Joey, did you post this during Little Shop of Horrors? Pay attention to the movie D:

All this talk about balls is funny. My dog is getting neutered today.

@daveraschke

9 ай бұрын

Damn

@andrefasching1332

8 ай бұрын

what a dry ass humor. i love it.

If you like spooky games, you should play signalis.

That's got to be the worst golfer I've ever seen

For the first time, i am early

sucks that even indie games are so pozzed now

You know, if they did the same idea but got rid of the Jerma-Face Jumpscare Men and instead played it as a straight golf game but still had it so that every hole got slightly more twisted as it went on then it could be something really unique

Secount Also hi joel

Vargskelethor fans are eating good in 2023

Hello Joel, I was hoping you would play poopslayer97 for Xmas. thanks and bye.

most of the entertainment value if this kind of videos is seeing how bad joel is at games

Think this game will get ruined by bootleggers and eight-year-olds, too?

@frogmemo4153

9 ай бұрын

Bootleggers maybe. Eight year olds I doubt it

@SomeGuy_Somewhere

9 ай бұрын

wym?

Funny """""""""""""""""Horor""""""""""""""""" golf game

I had to literally stop watching halfway through because I was getting so stressed and my partner got to scared. Joel establishing early on that he’s bad at golf games only made what happened later worse!

@kinnikuboneman

8 ай бұрын

Dunno what you were expecting

golf is boring

I know it's a golf horror game but what's really scary about the game is how bad he is at golf