"I don't identify as a human being. Stop humanizing me!" - The next episode of Velma

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

If she starts identifying as a _male_ Great Dane otherkin... meh, it would make more sense than the actual show, and this abridging is funny enough already, I'd say it's earned _one_ lampshade-hanging.

"Fred died of sunburn because he's white lol" As a white person, I have to say that this is hilarious and accurate.

Thyme: Who’s HBO Max fetish was this? Buckles: Mindy Kaliiing.

Now nobody has to hate-watch Velma when they can just watch this abridged and actually enjoy themselves.

Even though this is an April fools thing I would really enjoy if you did an abridged series

@doppelhelixes

Жыл бұрын

how much do you hate this guy? Hasn't he suffered enough?

@expepem189xl3

Жыл бұрын

Dude, he already rewatches HGS several times for EPISODE of abridge, dont make him do velma too...

@LemonadeStand618

9 ай бұрын

Honestly, I don't think he can withstand the level of trash this show is. I think if he tries making fun of it it wouldn't even be funny

I want you to make this an actual abridged series, but that would require you to watch the show over and over to make it, and I don't think the human heart, mind, and psyche could handle such a task.

At first I was worried for Daves sanity when I saw this, but then I remembered this is april fools, and there will be no Velma abridged... I at least I hope so, or else we will lose Dave forever.

Velma HQ is the version of Guardian HQ from the mirror dimension.

I feel like this channel will just turn into an abridged channel for bad shows

@allforone3427

Жыл бұрын

That would be awesome. If only.

@alexey635able

Жыл бұрын

Hey, I don’t mind

@matthewmayston4471

Жыл бұрын

it already is

@Xbalanque84

Жыл бұрын

I'd be cool with that. Even though woke garbage practically abridges itself, it's still funny as Hell.

This is better then the actual show

@The_Unknown_131z

4 ай бұрын

Facts

The closest we got to Mindy Kaling having a respectful voice performance of Velma Dinkley that was true to that character was when she played Val Little in Monsters at Work.

Honestly one of the Funniest abridged I’ve ever seen. Legitimately made me do a spit take

Is Velma a food?

@quentincoetzee4313

Жыл бұрын

I highly doubt it. Too high a toxicity warning for humans to ingest.

@robogamin9613

Жыл бұрын

@@quentincoetzee4313 I'd say Acidic... Because they are the opposite of Based

The only way I will ever watch Velma:

I love this April Fool's joke mocking Velma.

Bad ending: the utter nonsense that Velma spews convinced the judge that she was not mentally capable of understanding her actions and she got off on an insanity plea. She killed 33 more people, including a group of teens and a great Dane, before being shot on sight by the cops. Thankfully this is not that timeline.

This 2 minute video is better than the entirety of Velma

You’re dirtyphobic made me die 💀💀💀

I wanted to be like "I know it is a joke end jaga jaga good start to new abridged series" but you made a first episode a finally too... So... Without next episodes being prequels, it can't work. Good job ^-^

There aren't words big enough to describe how glorious this is. Thank you.

This is to much effort for a april's fool. have to watch "Velma" is a form of torture.

"You have bad dialogue disease, you need to stop talking." And this is already better than the real thing in under a minute, Not a high bar, but hey.

Velma is what Meg from family guy is supposed to be.

@idk-ill-figure-smn-out

Жыл бұрын

They should switch shows. Meg deserves better, and Velma can be the one to get body-slammed by Peter Griffin lol

@JPARnum1

Жыл бұрын

@@idk-ill-figure-smn-out shut up Velma

😂Some of the stuff you've done makes Darrell Brooks look like a saint.

Finally, some good fucking show

You sir have an awesome talent of taking the worst of the worst and making them entertaining. I just hope your brain cells don't atrophy from consuming this garbage. Keep up the work, soldier 👍🏿

Oh god, dude went from HGS to this :0

despite this being an april fools 1 shot this is still better then the velma show

NO FUCKING WAY YOU DID THIS LMAOOO

You’re telling me this isn’t the regular Velma ep1?

@j-herogamer4305

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's funny

@radicalpollution4270

Жыл бұрын

You can tell since we actually liked the clip unlike the “Mindy” version.

SHE STOLE GOATS?! HOW [KZread]ING DARE SHE

Four months, and I have seen zero attempts at Velma Abridged. I am so disappointed in KZread creators.

It honestly makes more sense that the actual show

He did it 😭 Wait...

Nice. I was waiting for someone to poke fun at Velma.

I was gonna make a Darrell brooks joke in this when the sovereign citizens line was dropped but you beat me to the punchline.

So, I actually had a dream about this where an episode 2 actually released. Velma was actually tolerable and there was an actual mystery involving a museum and….dinosaur bones? It’s been a long time

Yeah. I thing i am going to compare to bojack horseman. He did unforgaville things, was a terrible friend and boyfriend and he was a narcsistic selfish person, but the show made him sympathetic because he was a fruit of a toxic enviroment and his actions have long terms consequences. But here, it was like a reflection of mindy's kalling ego.

Now that's dedication to a bit

When you're done with high guardian spice, PLEASE do Velma next!

It dont matter what comes Velmas worse than the Spice With Velma Spice feels full of life! No good jokes for you Shaggys turned into a tool Compared to Velma Spice is a great ride! SPICE LOOKS BETTER COMPARED TO VELMA! SPICE IS BETTER BUT THATS NOT A HIGH BAR TO RISE!

This is legit better than the show (duh everything is better than the og show) i really didn't notice that this is an april fools joke until i looked i to the comment section haha

I love how you mock velma its brings me joy

This is so awesome! You actually managed to make all of their favorite "jokes" like the meta ones, 4th breaking wall, the social commentaries even the referencing other things outside the show actually funny and makes watching this dumpster fire tolerable, is a miracle itself 😂

ANOTHER ABRIDGED?????

@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623

Жыл бұрын

HELL YEAH

The best Velma episode and it's not on HBO? We gotta pirate more people.

goat theft is serious business

Its like Velma but witty.

The best crime drama in years

I forgot what today was. God I hate youtube on April first. Cool the first 2 years back 2015 2016 but gets old fast. You think oooooh new video for my favorite youtuber and its like 2 mins long or 30 mins of them staring at the camera or something stupid. Ugh I feel like April fools day. Bahhumbug I say bahhumbug April fools day!. Oh imma run with this

Someone made a Velma Abridged. YES! 🤣

This is already a quadrillion times better as those are so smart bullet!

Please do that once you finish HGS Abridged! I’d totally watch all of it! This was great! 👏👏👏👏👏

BUT VEGETA! TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS!

We would enjoy this series but do we really want to subject someone to watching it AND high guardian spice enough to make abridged series for both of them?

This is genuinely funny though

Man really spoiled season 2

Oh, hell yes

I wouldn’t be surprised if dirtphobic became a thing.

Thankfully, no animals were harmed in the making of this abomination against God.

epic parody

This is actually funny and I hate that it is XD

Love this, you need to do more!

Omg this is gonna be good idk why I didnt got notification for this

I come back to see this! 😂😂😂

No, this can't be real. I am UTTERLY Devastated at this series being a THING! I am going to unsubcribe, you have gone too far GUAR- Erm...VELMA HQ!

Bro why does the white cop sound like Micky Mouse ☠️

All these jokes are amazing! My favorite had to be the Bad Dialogue Disease!

I love this

I don't identify with this body.

hey remember when i warned yall about this

Love the video. I laughed more times in the abridged compared to the entire original show.

bro this is awesome

Volma Doonkly is best protagonist

I love the references to sovereign citizens and darrel brookes, any chance you watch the streamer HannahReloaded? She's my favourite source of nutjobs

LEZ GO!!!!

I’d watch it. Only after HGSA ended, though.

society.....

this is great

Such a great show. Lol Are you going to do season 2 when it comes out .

deez nutz

YESSSS

2:18 roasted!

whats is the name of the music at the end?

Frick that was funny.

Happy April Fools Day!

Wait Velma hq?

@Ordog-pc6nw

Жыл бұрын

But there is so much more you could wring out from high guardian

@pumkin610

Жыл бұрын

!!!

This was hilarious XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Velma abridged when?

What is this Hunty

When’s episode 2?

👏👏👏👏

Is Velma actually dead or is she still alive

The show definitely suuuuuucked! I'd recommend watching Velma Meets the Original Velma... cleanse your pallet after watching all these garbage tier shows!

:)

This was funnier than the actual show