Quote by Percy Jackson, “Birth Certificates are basically just baby receipts.”

@charaerror8299

5 жыл бұрын

I mean hes not wrong

@unknown-entity6978

5 жыл бұрын

Can I return a kid with it?

@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl

5 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong...

@petebrooks77

4 жыл бұрын

Alllmy {3 Oh my god I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT !!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD

@samanthalewis7181

4 жыл бұрын

i wonder... can you return them though?

*I AM NOT CUTE. I AM THE SON OF HADES THE INFAMOUS GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD AND RICHES. BOY I'M LIKE 80 YEARS OLD*

@nicodiangelo8401

6 жыл бұрын

See you get it, you understand it, you LISTEN TO ME UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS WORLD!!

@jerbear5047

6 жыл бұрын

Nico di Angelo I get you but.... PERCY ISN'T YOUR TYPE. XD. i'm sorry i can't. It's too funny.

@nicodiangelo8401

6 жыл бұрын

What's funny? ARE YOU SAYING I'M FUNNY I AM NOT FUNNY I AM THE EPITOME OF EVIL!

@jerbear5047

6 жыл бұрын

Nico Di Angelo no wonder Will Solace likes you...

@nicodiangelo8401

6 жыл бұрын

And What is that supposed to mean?

The last comic: Percy: *Runs outside* Percy: *Picks one mug up and comes back inside* Percy: Not ALL of them are outside!

@heatherlantz673

6 жыл бұрын

She couldent kill him then so good job you saved the one person that has saved the world more times than enyone else at camp.

@Nopenotactive

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@charaerror8299

5 жыл бұрын

Well *FUCK*

@Luke-castellan123._

Жыл бұрын

​@@Nopenotactive😊😊 please 😊😊

@Luke-castellan123._

Жыл бұрын

​😊o😊ooooo

*Percy* : we will name our daughter lizard. So her nickname will be Liz, and people will think it's the short for "Elizabeth", and she will be like "I'm lizard" *Annabeth* : you're officially not allowed to touch the birth certificate

@darkstorm0433

Жыл бұрын

Why do I have the feeling this would be an actual cannon conversation between the two of them?

@stellalove3039

4 ай бұрын

Percy: don’t you mean… baby receipt?

I am not cute I am EVIL

@Mr.Axolotl06

6 жыл бұрын

TheBAT don't care what he says he IS CUTE!!

@cristinaflanagan5323

4 жыл бұрын

He is too cute-

That part when Frank got hit by a rock.... I died when Nico turned and said "Fear me."

@prodharmender

4 жыл бұрын

SAME dude!

@Ghosty_B0o

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@alexender6046

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@dvartevfx

2 жыл бұрын

same bro i could not stop lau ghing

@IzukuMidoriya38855

Жыл бұрын

They all fear me now.

Percy:it seems muggy out today ;;;;;;;D *10 saconds later* Percys running from curbus

@toothpaste2861

2 жыл бұрын

Cough cough it’s spelled Cerberus cough cough

When Nico was freaking out hazel said that he was cute, I was like sooo cute 😍😭

@umaizasfunactivities7478

Жыл бұрын

Same lol hahaha

*Nico is the master of Shadows*

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

He is. X'D

@elliewilliams8371

6 жыл бұрын

MissteriouslyRecorded damn right he is

@nicodiangelo8401

6 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah ( haha get it get it!!)...oh gods I'm turning into Apollo...

@awkward-scarfy-boi9400

6 жыл бұрын

Oof

@awkward-scarfy-boi9400

6 жыл бұрын

Anyone realize that if you put Keith and Nico in the same room what you would get is a smaller Keith or a taller Nico

You have now given me the head-cannon that Will sneaks into Nico's cabin just to play video games with him, and then Nico rage quits because he sucks at Smash Bros.

Jason "Hurry, we don't have time to take the stairs. Do you trust me?" Percy *stares and laughs* "Haha what? I'm sorry the Aladdin parallel threw me off. Am I Jasmine is this scenario? *Laughs harder* Who's Jafer? Nico? Haha, can you imagine?"

@passerbytanuki2456

3 жыл бұрын

ahahahah no Nico would be Diago cuz of their common abilty of dying inside at all times xD

Who's Jafar? Nico....can you imagine? 😂

@daisymay6684

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes I can.

"I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS YOUR TYPE!" THE SHADE OMG-

The moment i heard "evil" i lost it and couldn't stop laughing XD

@imsleepdeprived1847

4 жыл бұрын

I am 69th like your welcome

Jason x bricks is my otp

@zahrrath6778

6 жыл бұрын

ThAT StUpId cAT excuse me full of your icing to miss the joke what is with Jason and Bricks

@zahrrath6778

6 жыл бұрын

I missed the joke I mean

@jasongrace8731

6 жыл бұрын

ThAT StUpId cAT I ship myself with bricks and I have no shame..

@kryptoonstories7814

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Grace man I wish I had that confidence...

@jasongrace8731

6 жыл бұрын

ThAT StUpId cAT you can always find confidence in yourself it just might not be here now but I assure you you will find it just maybe in a different form. And Leo dared me to say that I love bricks which I may or may not like but he kinda forced me . And not every demigod has confidence we're just like you mortals were not always happy or confident or strong were just human and I guess confidence depends on the kind of person but don't believe that you don't have confidence because I believe in you and you should believe in yourself.⚡️💛

Percy Jackson might get a NETFLIX REBOOT! Or might get a show on the show app that Disney is making! Either way, WE GET MORE THAN THE CRAPPY MOVIES!

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah!! I've heard rumors (and even signed a petition for it)!! I hope they actually do it justice this time, haha. X'D

@Buzzity

5 жыл бұрын

We might get crapy tv shows! Gods I hope not!

@hannahgranger8742

5 жыл бұрын

*HOLY HERA, YAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!*

@Stowaway901

5 жыл бұрын

Pleasebebetterthanthefirsttwo-

@alliesetliff3105

5 жыл бұрын

God I hope so

AHH LEO VALDEZ. He is my flaming baby boi. Also, will get the lines done around next month, school has been draining me of life.

Nico reminds me of Dan Howell

@thatcrazynerdgirlproductio4481

6 жыл бұрын

Antisocial Kitten yeah he is basically a shorter Italian Dan Howell. I never realized that. Thank you friend!

@psychticambitin7987

6 жыл бұрын

Holy crap you're right

@icedcoffeenoctule3131

6 жыл бұрын

Antisocial Kitten dude

@mortuusdiebus

5 жыл бұрын

Antisocial Kitten yessssss

@michaelmell6080

5 жыл бұрын

Yessss

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT FEAR ME 😂😂

*Sips coffee from a bowl* Annebeth: PERCY GET THE DAM MUGS OFF THE LAWN

“I won’t touch shipping with a ten foot pole.” Honey I feel you.

@MissteriouslyRecorded

5 жыл бұрын

Fandoms can be really scary. X'D Especially shippers.

Will: Did it hurt? Nico: Hmm? Will: When you fell from mount Olympus? Nico: Nope, but I scraped my knee crawling up from Tartarus.

If nico met Damian Wayne the world would end. They would rule everyone

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

You... Are SO right! X'D

@grimhatesyou2663

6 жыл бұрын

And Keith frim voltron

@thelucentflame4614

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Todd Yesss the world would be ruled by those Little beans

@thegem2984

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Todd Jay, you watch Voltron?

@grimhatesyou2663

6 жыл бұрын

TheGem Of course.

"No glove, no love" - Percy Jackson 2018

@ispreadhtred1246

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t be a fool. Cover your tool

Percy: but you know who's even more beautiful? Annabeth: *blushes* Percy: Jason Annabeth; ...

Nico: I am death The others:Awwww so cute

4:21 Nico, I’m sorry to disappoint you, but Percy doesn’t shut up when he sleeps. He talks in his sleep, and that is mentioned several times in the books. Still, sleep is amazing. Make sure you get enough sleep, Nico, and take care of yourself, okay? Rest well, my little Angel. You’re my favorite.

@Ghosty_B0o

3 жыл бұрын

He's my favorite too😁

@lasaventurasdenina8244

Жыл бұрын

Same here and don’t call him little angel you know he’s….. evil 😂

@lasaventurasdenina8244

Жыл бұрын

1:15 he’s a little ray of darkness

5:45 nico 24\7 also, HOW DARE ANYONE DISLIKE THIS!!!

@hannahgranger8742

5 жыл бұрын

That's Gaea, da giants, and Kronos. They don't have a sense of humor

5:38 that’s it that’s the whole damn series

“Pssst, Annabeth. Annabeth!” “What Percy?” “I just realized birth certificates are basically baby receipts.....” Omg I’m dying!

I love jason and Percy's bromance Piper and Percy's friendship

“I’m not cute...I’m evil” “FEAR ME”

SHE SWORE TO RIVER STYX OH MAN PERCY

I can't wait for an episode 2! You pretty much nail Nico and he happens to be my favorite 😇

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

Episode 2 I think is planned for sometime this year (I'm not near my schedule to check X'D But there will be more Percy Jackson content!!)? Next PJ video, I'm not going to be voicing him (or most people in the video actually), and after that, I think I was going to change the way I voice him? Cause the Italian accent thing just wasn't happening (plus I heard he lost his accent anyway? I don't know for sure yet since I haven't finished reading the books). But yes, thank you!! :D

YESSSSS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS (condom rain)

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

:D

@oliviacontino2400

6 жыл бұрын

.O. senpai noticed meeeee

I am not cute I am *demonic voice* EVIL. Nico is a big mood.

thank you so much for voicing what happens on a daily basis at Camp half-Blood.

"I didnt think it was your type!" *"LEAVE ME ALONE!!"* RUSJFSUFDKIFD I LOVE THIS!!

I love your Nico accent and Piper's change of voice was so.dam.good

“Do you think micheal Jordan ever rewatches space jam” The caught me off guard

why am i even watching this i don't read these books

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

Because why not watch it?

@worstadviceever5467

6 жыл бұрын

Averybindups DO IT!!!! READ THE BOOKS!!! THEY ARE AMAZING.

@xxthatfandomgirlxx8583

6 жыл бұрын

*READ! THE! BOOKS! NOOOOOWWWWWW!* :3

@forconnection3341

5 жыл бұрын

Here's some advice: although I can let it past, someone else WILL find this comment, and when they do, they will hunt you down and kill you.

@browhat8257

4 жыл бұрын

READ THE BOOKS OR END UP IN TARTARUS!!!

3:11 The artist is Cherryandsisters! It's one of her older things but it is her I believe 😊👍🏽

@MissteriouslyRecorded

5 жыл бұрын

It is!! The description of the video had been fixed, haha. I'm really glad people have been able to tell me.

I HAVE NO SHAME!! I LOVE BRICKS AND IM PROUD!! But also I love Piper 💛

@abedmybeloved370

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Grace you're dead tho

@jasongrace8731

6 жыл бұрын

Regina -chan Nico brought me back yesterday without my permission and made me come back to the living so I'm alive now but Nico passed out from draining his powers so I had to carry him to camp and put him in the infirmary and tell the campers how I came back. But I talked to the 7 and they kinda expected Nico to bring me back. But anyway I'm alive! 🤗

@trainosaurousrex4472

5 жыл бұрын

How was esylum?

2:43 funny that Nico calls him a bastard given that he too is a bastard.

"But do you know who's more beautiful....?" "Jason.." Lol 2:58

Annabeth: And then there’s Percy, who looks so lost in thought... What are you thinking? Percy: Well.. do you ever wonder if Michael Jordan just rewatches Space Jam?

Nicos accent was really good!

Percy is...just...I can't...oh gosh I love him🤣

I LOVE NICO!

To quote the great leo valdez "All da ladies love Leo!"

This is what I needed!

1:12 he isn't cute. He's ADORABLE!!!

@strawbxrryshortcake591

5 жыл бұрын

No, I'm EVIL

@browhat8257

4 жыл бұрын

He SO is!!!

@Bianca_diangelo

Жыл бұрын

He’s evil

"birth certificates are just baby receipts" is exactly the type of thoughts us adhd kids get while off meds

Thank you for doing this things, this literally makes me so happy I sometimes cry

@MissteriouslyRecorded

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad it has brought you some happiness!! :)

Percy I'm dying dying dying dead

1:38 I love these 😍😂😂😂

Nico:your self esteem Me:well he's not wrong percy's self edteem NEVER GOES DOWN

Percy: *runs towards Jason and Frank ** Percy: CONDOM RAIIIIN!!!! 'Don't be a fool, cover your tool.' Stay safe, my man!!!! Me: *is dying of laughter ** S-sorry, F-f-frank, AHAHAHAHA!!!!! My hubby is *HILARIOUS* !!!!!! (yes, I wuves Kelp Head. 😋🤗)

Nico will always and forever be my spirit animal

I was laughing so hard at the Mean Girls one 😂

Percy makes everything Awsome

this is so perfect i wanna cry oh lord thank you

"Don't be a fool, protect your tool" sent me. Oh gods, Percy

Oh my gods this is amazing. I love you and this.

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!!

*Nico hears hazel call him cute* Nico: Wut did she say *NICO ACTIVATES DARTH VADER AND BATMAN MODE*

I cant even describe how much i loved this! ty for making this mwa mwa (mom) :3

That one dislike is hades.

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

Oh no... What did I do to piss him off?? I better watch my back. X'D

@sibsrestaurant3145

6 жыл бұрын

MissteriouslyRecorded hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha

Nice job with the swedish Eurovision song.

The first one is the best burn Percy has delivered

Enjoyable.

This was really good

dam place. I am so proud of my fandom.

When nico said i am not cute i am EVIL~😈 i was like yess

It was so funy. I am looking froward for next episode.

Shut up Valdez! Don’t listen to him frank he’s just quoting mean girls.

My favorite joke of all time is the muggy day one simply because after making the joke and being threatened that have the audacity to drink some sort of hot liquid out of a bowl in front of the person threatening them it’s so funny

@tigerrosesc7987

5 жыл бұрын

FEAR ME - Nico

Nico and Damien from DC give me similar vibes, and Percy and Dick also have similar vibes

Amazing.I loved it

Two words Godamit Percy (BTW I love all the Nico scenes)

Yay! I first!! Getting excited more and more for June 1~ Edit: I guess second actually.... XD

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

Oh goodness did I say the PJ video would be out June 1st?? It's actually supposed to be July 1st!

Really love it 😍

Ok, this actually made my day😂😂

First video from you that I see... I LOVE THE MUSIC IN THE INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And i write this I didn't watch the video but I like the concept :)

I clap. This is amazing.

This was in my recommendations 😂 loved this though 💜

I LOVE THIS, AH

Bowl of coffee..... Wonderful

It’s funny cause the song you used in the start also had a line in the first few lines that say, “Don’t tell the gods I left a mess, I can’t undo what have been done.” 😂

@MissteriouslyRecorded

5 жыл бұрын

I know. X'D I heard it and was like "This song is always gonna remind me of Percy Jackson.".

im almost crying not out of happiness so i am watchin this to CHeeR Up

1:05 hahahahah!🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was pretty smooth too.

Heroes intro eyy I like it. Good song.

Piper: where would you like those bricks delivered to? Jason: can I have them delivered behind the Zeus cabin? Jason: Hello- Piper: *hangs up while Percy is laughing his head off*

DAM THIS WAS GREAT

This.. is beautiful... OWO

the last three are my favourite XD

I need more!!

That song is "Heroes" by Måns Zemerlow, and it's amazing and perfect!

👍🏾👍🏾 It’s Red Hood!

@MissteriouslyRecorded

6 жыл бұрын

Hello! ^w^

@heatherlantz673

6 жыл бұрын

Vaughn Williams yes aomeone else who has wached the batfam one i literaly quoted my fav line at the top if you want check it out and leave a like is you want. ☺

1:24 YEET Fear me

1:22 the guy in the background looking at nico be like: *w h a t*