Replace the men with bears.

@lallana2882

13 күн бұрын

😄 this comment is the best!

@XchelRocks

13 күн бұрын

Burly gay men enter the chat.

@evelynbare1975

12 күн бұрын

I lived in Alaska among the bears. Had a bear that basically lived on the property to use us as protection from other bears. She was our garbage disposal, and she guarded the place from strangers. We adapted to the bear, and it actually loved our dogs. I have never had a problem with Bears, men yes, but bears aren't intentionally jerks.

Remember when Ariana stood up to LVP over the way she was denigrating the Tom’s during Tom Tom prep? Ariana looked nervous, but she looked Lisa in the face and said her mind. Lisa has never forgotten.

@Amsie3

13 күн бұрын

Yep!

@kimalexander268

13 күн бұрын

Exactly

@kjewil6125

13 күн бұрын

I agree, but of course I still love LVP I just wish she would speak up for Katie and Ariana.

@gigisielaff

13 күн бұрын

@@kjewil6125 Same. I respect that, but no more LVP love here. Good on you for supporting your show faves. Bravo seems to be toying with us all, right?

@annabel5976

13 күн бұрын

Very true. Lisa socks that stuff away & never forgets.

Lauren from Utah is no one's friend. She threw Katie under the bus. I don't think Katie will ever forgive Lauren. The trust is completely gone.

@evelynbare1975

13 күн бұрын

Katie should have known better than to trust her anyway. LaLow has always been a snake. 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍

Lisa coming for Katie and Ariana. She and Lala have definitely pow-wowed. Their comments on Ariana “abandoning” Katie were so in alignment.

@Amsie3

13 күн бұрын

LALA is Not Arianas or Katies friend. Poor Katie and Ariana lost their husband, the other their life partner. Now the betrayal of their "friends".

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

LVP would not align herself with ANYONE in this situation. She always acts alone like she did with Sandoval, and she NEVER asks people to have her back. Why would she? But she did ask Bla bla and Schemer to stop the torture of Sandoval. That’s it !!!

@acallis5489

13 күн бұрын

Lisa is mad because she sent Chef Penny in there, to Something About Her, to run it and to try and make Katie and Ariana look stupid and unprepared. But Katie and Ariana out maneuvered and out smarted, both Chef Penny and Lisa. Lisa is having to swallow the fact that these people do not need her at all.

@gigisielaff

13 күн бұрын

@@user-fq8rs7rz3i Yes, she was puppeteering Penny. Absolutely.

@tinaparagonehudson5178

13 күн бұрын

Of course they’ve been chatting for months. That’s where Lala got the “square” term and she had no idea what it meant.

Can’t believe I had to listen to Lala the majority of the time in this part 1. I can’t stand it. I could not handle listening to her. She sounded “rational” but it was not at all truthful or real. Anyone like “Jim” in the live comments that liked Lala in this reunion need to wake tf up. This was Lala being unfair and thinking she owns the room yet again. Tbh I’m ready for this show to be over. I only like Katie and Ariana (and James).

@chelseabradley2118

13 күн бұрын

I’m really like dreading having to listen to Lala. I want to watch it but I was honestly like I really hope I don’t have to listen to a bunch of Lauren from Utah

@CrayolaCoffeeBean

13 күн бұрын

Agreed. She warps things in her demented mind and skews the truth. I don’t even think she realizes that she’s as stupid and shallow minded as Sandoval and Scheana.

@Variant1on1

13 күн бұрын

@@chelseabradley2118 She has made the show unbearable. I will not be watching any show she is on. Maybe if Bravo sees that many people feel this way they’ll axe her.

@chicphysique1

13 күн бұрын

Like Ariana says ease she’s the loudest people listen(or something like that)

@jacqueline-11

8 күн бұрын

Same. Katie Ariana and James are the only sane cast members on the show

Whoever thought James..James would be the one that made sense..lol

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

🤣😂😅

@evelynbare1975

13 күн бұрын

James grew up. Too bad that the other males on the show never will. You can even see it on James's face at times that he is thinking that the guys are idiots. Watch his face when either of the Tom's are talking.

I hate how smug Tom Sandy was during the reunion. He loved that the women were attacking each other and he was somewhat ignored.

TTom and Tom have kept Arianna and Katie apart for all these years because of how powerful they would be together. As they said. We're the new Toms. Hilarious picture of wide eyed LVP

@grwoobie1297

13 күн бұрын

Actually Katie kissed Staci butt and neither one liked Ariana. Had nothing to do with the Toms. Ariana only liked Scheana and had nothing to do with the others.

@bunnychicz3702

13 күн бұрын

​@@grwoobie1297Sandoval was disgusting to Stassi and Katie. Ariana felt that she had to take his side as his girlfriend. Why would they trust her? Well, that ship has sailed.

@grwoobie1297

13 күн бұрын

@@bunnychicz3702 nah. She thought she was above them all.

When Tom talked about Rachel stripping in their pool and that made him a victim of her 🤬🤢😡🤮🤬😡🤢🤮

@prycerprycer7872

13 күн бұрын

He keeps putting his foot in his mouth. He just can't help himself.

@evelynbare1975

13 күн бұрын

He's really that disgusting in the way he thinks. Even James pointed out that he knew Raquel and Scumdaval were doing the deed all the way back before he ended the engagement. I would say after supporting her in every way possible for 5 years that James knows Raquel's character pretty well.

As a survivor of narcissistic abuse, one of our biggest fears is the smear campaign we know is coming after the relationship ends. And for Ariana to have production and her fellow women cast mates, and supposed friends, participate in it. Heartbreaking

@evelynbare1975

13 күн бұрын

LVP at her finest and of course nothing is too low for Bravo.

Lalas whole issue came out when she said “Ariana’s a fan favourite “ and that’s her entire problem, is that no one likes her

@evelynbare1975

13 күн бұрын

What's to like really? Her breaking up a family and lying about her three year affair with a married man? Her comments like, "the larger the hoops, the better the blow job?" Her back stabbing, two-faced and hypocritical treatment of literally every one of her cast mates in the time she's been on the show? She's literally a ho to whatever direction or person is going to pay the most and then uses the kids no one but herself asked to have brought into the world as her justification. Thing is that she was a fake, selfish, sociopathic ho long before she ever had a baby.

If they were so afraid for Tom's mental health, why was he not evaluated by professionals?

@catherinecalvert7742

13 күн бұрын

Because LVP who lost her brother that way thought a group trip minus Ariana and Katie to Lake Tahoe for the new restaurant was " healthier" for him and the cast GTFOH

@alicemanno248

13 күн бұрын

I could never understand that. That Lisa dud not try and get him help since her brother passed away

Digusted with it so far, LaLow is a joke. Biggest hypocrite and somehow excuses herself from anything she says and does. That's bad enough, but she twists anything anyone else says to fit HER agenda. She talks over everyone to the point that she's talking to herself basically. I'm annoyed with how Lisa's agendas are being carried out to try and make Arianna and Katie look bad. Pathetic. I was so glad that James spoke up and called BS on it. The opinion that the show is totally slanted to the guys is so true. Katie is the last original female member and look at how she's been treated for years on the show. Then you have lap dog chicks like LayLow that get rewarded for being a snake to other women. Notice other than tearing into Schwartz for playing pickleball with Randall, LayLow has been there to give the males a chance to give their side unopposed.

@michaelmckenna579

13 күн бұрын

Well said❤❤

@evelynbare1975

12 күн бұрын

@@michaelmckenna579 ty

Good God. LieLie should just concentrate on her new daughter. She was the one foaming at the mouth. Her jealousy of Ariana is outta control. PS The only thing Scamdoval said that I agree with is that he’s not the smartest guy. Ari used to have to always explain what he meant on show & at reunions.

Lets not forget the way production handled those last few minutes of the finale nd Sheana saying the producer actually told them to basically go after Ariana for walking out and how he was pist off so sounds like a hostile work environment

I LOVE hearing you talk "Scandy-butt". It is my favorite. "What-uh? It's not my fault-uh! I should be the number 1 guy-uh." Love you Joleen....keep it coming sister. We are all in and 100% in your corner.

I love your impression of Sandoval 😂😂😂😂😂. LaLaAH!!!! STOP IT-AH!!!!!!!! I didn’t know-AH!!! 😂😂😂😂

@ronesss33

13 күн бұрын

Honestly it’s truly award winning-ahhh!! 😹😹

It's amazing. They sat there and explained to Tom why it was wrong to take what Ariana said in confidence and put it on camera and then Lala takes what Katie said in private and in confidence and puts it on camera.

Joleen - your impressions are the best thing ever! Thank you sister for making this fun, because otherwise..........Watching Lala act like, well, Lala. Scheana continue to marry and support unemployed men. And Sandoval continue to let his inner child make his adult decisions and speak. The shows not on a break, they finally put everybody in a time out!

Rachel isn't a beauty queen. She is simply a beauty pagent contestant. The most grand prize she ever earned was a participation trophy.

There's still women saying scathing things about Ariana. Mind boggling

I don’t think I can watch the reunions on my own this season. I’m watching on twitch and your reviews to make me feel less gaslighted.

If we wanted fake drama we can watch scripted tv. Personally I watch for the real, especially something as real as a group of adults having to make choices and face the fallout of a friend who is toxic and damaging to others including people you care about, that adult decisions to cut a toxic person out of your lives for your own benefit and to stop enabling their behaviour. That’s what would have been interesting to see.

All the producers on this show can LEAVE!…the nastiness 😂

Lala is the original rabies batch.

@kshejohnson9207

13 күн бұрын

Yes! She had Randall in her, but we need a shot 🤣

@sharonbackos4975

13 күн бұрын

You know it!! She’s foaming at the mouth!

@gigisielaff

13 күн бұрын

@@sharonbackos4975 hahahaaaa! absolutely!

@gigisielaff

13 күн бұрын

@@kshejohnson9207 She has an excuse for everything just like Sandoval.

@ronesss33

13 күн бұрын

Well she was the self proclaimed attack dog of last seasons reunion so the shoe definitely fits 😹

What the show is doing to Ariana is traumatizing. My relationship trauma is getting triggered. This sucks so bad. I would love for Ariana to stay to just say F off to everyone else but I understand if she leaves. Everyone else trying to manipulate her into leaving (in previews we’ve seen) is so disgusting. Depressing af seeing Bravo try their best to crush the life out of Ariana.

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

Totally agree. 👍🏻👏❤️

@lizwalker098

13 күн бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯💯

I’m off work now… I’m ready for this Joleen, thanks girl 😂

Wow.....who does Lala think she is? Who died and appointed her the queen? Ariana gives her too much grace. I was all about Katie tonight and I hope she stays strong and does not back down. I am ready to hear James put the guys in check.

I need to know the source of lalas hate if it’s not jealousy… I haven’t seen anything Ariana has done to warrant this

@moonprincess3830

13 күн бұрын

It’s because she ended VPR. When she walked out that wasn’t just an FU to Sandoval it was that to all of them which caused them to “pause” the show and do a montage that it’s over. Checks are bouncing for everyone.

@Shay416

13 күн бұрын

​@@moonprincess3830so insane eh. They blame the woman who survived instead of the man who caused it.

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

@@moonprincess3830She hasn’t ended it, she saved it! If there’s a season 12 it’ll be because of Ariana. But if Ariana leaves it might be the end. Bla bla and Schemer have brought all this on themselves. And Scumdoval should be fired in my opinion.

@leighmac7696

13 күн бұрын

@@moonprincess3830 that's just not true..the fact is they picked up faster than they normally would for the season because they wanted the aftermath of Scandoval so everyone needs a break..they filmed way more then they normally did. She was never going to talk to Tom and they all knew that and they had enough scenes that her walking out had nothing to do with anything.

@jenifersantinole

13 күн бұрын

@@moonprincess3830 she was being awful before that lol

Lala is jealous Katie and Ariana are friends; she'll do anything to throw a wrench in the mix.

@seagersmom5795

13 күн бұрын

Didn't work , and she looks more Petty ,

Blah Blah thinks she’s the number one girl in the group… hope they cancel this crap, make it stop, lame competition over nothing worth fighting for.

"It's A Lady NIghtmare." I luv you! haha

That creepy “naked jumped in the pool comment” was ewwwwwww and exactly what a groomer would say

@heathertapper-gq6pk

12 күн бұрын

Tom wasn't a groomer

@irishsphynx

12 күн бұрын

@@heathertapper-gq6pk Tom is a creep and a groomer.

Thank God for Joleen and this community. I couldn’t do this Vanderpump show with anyone else❤

The marginalization is systematic and very real in this reunion.

What type of friend is LaLa, to throw her private friend conversation with Katie out there, just to hurt Ariana? Are you going to spill all Scheana’s secrets too or is that next season?

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

👍🏻👏

This leaves me wondering how many men produced this past season?

Not “ i hope her legs break”😂 this channel is officially my recovery from misogyny support group ❤

@ronesss33

13 күн бұрын

It has been so educational for me as a gen Xer and recovering male apologist (something I have to admit to after years of brainwashing in a patriarchal family and sexist society) 😻

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

@@ronesss33Good for you girl, but never forget that those women around you are capable of the worst cruelty towards their own kind. Be on the alert but don’t let em get you down.❤

And why is Lisa there?! She had less screen time than any of them and has no plot line in the season. The only person I like on the reunion is James, which blows my mind considering everything.

oh I just saw the ending of the reunion and I am so angry. first of all, Lala, what business do you have? miss she by Sheree vibes. miss beverly beach looking. second of all, these people need to understand the difference between venting and talking bad about someone. third of all, Lala "truth teller" whatever her last name is, tell the whole truth about your relationship with Randall. (I get she probably can't cuz of legal stuff but whatever). fourth of all, you do not get to say that Katie isn't being real when she arguably has been real the entire run of the show, to her detriment cuz of all the hate she got and still gets and yet what has Lala ever brought that was real or authentic ?????? fifth of all, you saying Katie lost it on you means absolutely nothing to me cuz when tom called scheana the other woman, you said "this is where I go insane" and then proceeded to do absolutely nothing. sixth of all, the only reason Lala wasnt living in the comment section is cuz she limited her comments and she pays other people to live in the comment section for her. seventh of all, it makes me really mad that im seeing people say that Katie is stuttering cuz she's lying. she was barely able to get a sentence out cuz Lala just kept yelling over her which is so triggering to me. my last point, Arianas face is heart breaking. it feels like she really just wants to hurt Ariana and I cant imagine wanting to hurt someone that did nothing to you. I have been through so much and im only 20. a girl who was my best friend would intentionally go out of my way to make me feel terrible about myself that I had serious SI at 15. im still in therapy for it even to this day. I went to a christian bible school, and my biggest takeaway is the golden rule "do unto others as others do unto you" because it's not hard to just be a decent person. that's why I love Katie's mindset of "I never got support so im going to give support so they don't have to feel what I felt or go through what I did" cuz if you hated that experience and it hurt and traumatized you so much, why would you want someone else to go through something like that? I will never understand that. I have so many thoughts and im sorry for ranting but Lala really is a trigger to me

@lalalola4479

13 күн бұрын

She calling all men she pregnant and horny go for it Brock, James Tom

@lalalola4479

13 күн бұрын

She pregnant and need to get pork a lot

@lalalola4479

13 күн бұрын

The Tom Tom love rubbing it into Ariana about how much he loves Rachel and now his new girlfriend

@LG-hn6rd

13 күн бұрын

Same

@alicemanno248

13 күн бұрын

@@lalalola4479Tom does not love anyone but himself

moms wardrobe on top of her retirement fund, oh shit thats almost too true to not be funny haha

🧡🧡🧡LVP was a little toasted on wwhl!! But it was totally worth the tea she kept spilling 😅

Katie looks great

I bet you the producers had La La try & break up ariana & katie

@ronesss33

13 күн бұрын

LVP lead the charge here with Lala as her mouthpiece and side eye Scheana nodding along with her stalwart support - both motivated by jealousy, greed and the promise of fame as they are transitioned over to a new show…

I’m watching this today after sleeping on that awful part 1 and the way I am UNHINGED GIRLY cackling at LVP “the gates lock up.” 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Not only did Sandoval take his mothers retirement money but he also raided her closet and stole her clothes 😻

@acallis5489

13 күн бұрын

LoL! I swear Sandoval kept hearing about men clutching their pearls and his dumb behind was like "Wait! I can use that?????"

@sharonbackos4975

13 күн бұрын

LOL yes!! You are right!

@roxanemontegna9867

13 күн бұрын

He needs to give the ladies green pantsuit back to the Mall.

*Jolene, yourTom (Sandybutt) impersonation cracks me up every time. Unfortunately I’m never available to catch your lives but funny is funny at any hour.* *Replay gang* *You’re so witty, jolly and likeable. The way you’ve captured Lala’s essence too? Sublime* 🎉🎉🎉 *I love your channel.*

Preach!! You are saying everything we are all thinking, I love it. ❤😂

She is a Player Hater for sure😂

Lala really trying to make 'nothing about her' work

I absolutely love every time you threw the "player hater". That is hysterical.

You know it’s bad when Tom actively shuts down any compliments towards him. Even he knew that no one would buy this nonsense.

Any female producers? Is this 1950, what the? I’m done with Bravo, it’s insulting

Lauren is on her way to has been.

Flight of the Concords!! Oh thank you for referring them! They are/were so funny!!

Let’s 👍👍👍👍 And subscribe. Joleen has me rolling around on the floor. It’s a sad site. But fun AF 🤣🤣🤣❤️

❤❤❤ We see it Everywhere Every Day Enough 😮😢

LVP if Ken did what the Tom’s did to Katie and Ari you divorce his ass in a hot minute!

@catherinecalvert7742

13 күн бұрын

Or if it was her daughter Pandora !

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

@@catherinecalvert7742 Yes, one of the Tom’s would be supporting a flyover right now! But, it’s not LVP’s place to interfere in their personal lives, they’re all around 40 ffs!!!

This motha…. So Mr. Midlife-Crisis when confronted about weaponizing Ariana’s mental health against her by saying she threatened to kill herself responds by saying he only said that bc he didn’t believe her. So if that’s the case, why did he use it as an excuse for the reason he cheated instead of breaking up with her? ***Not that that excuse is acceptable!

@JoleenLunzer

13 күн бұрын

Exactly!

Lala and Scheana are so jealous of Ariana. Friends? We think not.

So glad I woke up to this 🤣🇬🇧

Lala said she never wants to discuss season 11 again. LMAO! That's her bread and butter talking and stirring up $hit.

😮question, who was BlaBla continuously looking at when she was speaking? Was it Vanderpump or was it Andy? What do you all think?

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

Andy, cos he was the one asking questions. I’m surprised Bla bla can look anyone in the eye!!!

Gremlin randall I love that.

I believe that this was the last season because Ariana told Production that she won't return. This drives Lala crazy! lol

Love your podcast ❤ thank you for making me laugh 😂 I love your impressions.

Some of the cast seem to be upset with Ariana for simply taking advantage of the opportunities she’s been given. It’s almost as if they would have preferred her to just curl up in a ball and cry all season. I understand Lala and Katie weren’t given the same support and opportunities after their breakups, but they didn’t break up due to their men having affairs with one of their close friends or someone from the VPR cast. That’s what made it so much bigger to the viewers. That being said, I can see how Ariana’s refusal to film with Sandoval or be friends with people who are friends with him affected the rest of the cast. But this is supposed to be reality TV and the reality of the situation is Ariana has no desire to be around the man who embarrassed her, insulted her and used her mental health against her on TV after having an affair with her friend.

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

Bingo! 👍🏻❤️

La La in my opipion is having this new baby so she can merch it . She cant merch ocean cuz randall wont allow her to .

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

I don’t think that’s WHY she’s having another baby, but I do think she’ll definitely merchandise it! Bla bla wants lots of money, and she doesn’t care what she has to do to get it, as we all know!!!

I LOVE the giggles after THATS MY OPINION!

Ah I'm so sick of ppl who shout I'm real. Just because you shout it the loudest doesn't make you the "realest". It's so 2000s to do that

haven’t been able to join lives too much since ive been in the process of moving, im just now catching up and wanted to say thank god for your recaps because you always say everything i’m thinking and it makes me feel like i’m not going crazy after all 😂 can’t wait for more! keep up the great work as always! ❤️

@JoleenLunzer

13 күн бұрын

♥️♥️

❤❤Anne on wwhl was a awesome

Omg The BIGGIE reference YASSSSSSSS

I thought it was crazy seeing Ariana mock Lisa when they were talking about Pump 😮

You’re the best Joleen!

Ahh I couldn’t wait to see your reaction thanks Jolene

I couldnt watch the whole thing. I definitely couldn’t alone bc I’m so angry at everyone except James, Katie and Ariana.

I'm shocked that Lauren from Utah and Shesh were defending Arianna (for now).

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

Yeah, they’re really sneaky, aren’t they? The stinger will come later on. But Ariana will deal with them in the right way, and Katie will too! 🤣

I always say, “I learned everything I need to know about human nature by watching Big Brother,” and that is usually a conversation where I’m trying to explain to a female that they will NEVER win against a guy/guy relationship. Don’t try to be “one of the guys,” you’re NOT ONE. Also SUPPORT YOUR SISTERS!!! I really try to lead by example, but they just cave to the D more often than not. I haven’t watched it in years because there’s just too much of the same. I’m no longer entertained.

I'm going to be singing "Player Hater" to the copy machine when it jams on me today. Thank you for that wonderful song. And shout out to Ann. Love the Duracell commercial! Player Hay-ter!

Playar Hataaaaa 🌨🌨🌨🌨

Thanks again, just can't stop laughing 😂❤

Acts of service! Yes Joleen. This right here. When Im not acting right and too much into someone else's business this is what's missing. ❤

❤❤❤ Katie looks Great love it 😍

LaLa is desperate and I think she's trying to take VPR down and her and Sheena are headed to the Valley

Love your take on this it’s spot on🙌🏾🙌🏾😂

If they kick Lala off what would she do. Like the way she supports her kid is more important then everyone else's business.

I dont belive lala

The edit never fooled me lol

The Resurrection of Tupac 💀

❤❤❤ Tom doesn't have enough to Cut😂

Just subscribed love it

You are hysterical!

Thanks!

@JoleenLunzer

13 күн бұрын

Thank you! ♥️♥️

By now Arianna has to be sitting there going thankyou Jesus for rescuing me from Tom Sandoval. She needs therapy why she stayed with him so long, her part as well.

I love Katie's dress!!!

great point about the way toms are never pitted against each other and this is a BRUTAL BS attempt to get katie and ariana to fight. WTF

Does bravo hate us? Wtf.... just once some blind loyalty from someone other than the doofus' toms and jax.

They were obviously trying to get in between Ariana & Katie, didn’t work

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

Bingo! They’re snakes.

The 33 year old soon to be mother of 2 speaks as though she’s BHAD BHABIE- does she know how old she is? So weird!! Is that how parents from the mean streets of Utah talk? I’m going to call her BHAD BHABIE from this point forward.

@user-fq8rs7rz3i

13 күн бұрын

I call Erica Girardi ‘Barbies grandma’. 🤣