VAN HELSING BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted
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VAN HELSING BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted - Today at Double Toasted we have our Van Helsing movie review. In this funny video, we look at the Van Helsing trailer before going in-depth into our Van Helsing review. We discuss Van Helsing Hugh Jackman, Van Helsing Dracula, Van Helsing brides and more! What did you think of Van Helsing? Let us know in the comment section below.
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This movie is like what the dark universe wanted to be. Only difference is, this movie is actually watchable
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
It is watchable and fun for the whole family
@keldorthebluemack
Жыл бұрын
No they wanted to be more serious and the Dracula Untold was suppose to kick it off but it was hated by critics and most fans so it bombed at the box office.Thats when they tried to reboot it with Tom Cruise and that Mummy movie.I still haven't seen it but the people I know who have said it was ok not as bad as people make it out to be but it should've been great
@GGOGAMMA
Жыл бұрын
Exactly 😢
@COSun25
Жыл бұрын
@@keldorthebluemack That remake of The Wolfman was seen as the start of the Dark Universe.
@jediknightgeo
Жыл бұрын
Watchable? This shit was horrendous.
This movie is AWESOME. It's self aware, knowingly stupid and goes along with it ! We watched it like five times in the cinema with the same group of friends back then, and we still watch it together sometimes. It holds a very special place in our hearts !
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
This movie was great and silly and you can still have a good laugh at it.
@jediknightgeo
Жыл бұрын
No. No it really isnt.
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
@@jediknightgeo what do you mean ?
@JhoRPG
Жыл бұрын
@@lenindominguez1986 in bbb bbnbb0bbpb0b
@JhoRPG
Жыл бұрын
@@lenindominguez1986 ii
This movie gets alot of Flack but 2 things I legitimately enjoy are the designs for Dracula's vampire form and the Werewolf designs specifically The Black Werewolf form he transformed into at the end of the film.
@blackmcbain3145
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for saying flack and not slack
@dominiqueodom3099
Жыл бұрын
@@blackmcbain3145 can't be Slacking off on the comments you know?
@datsapaddlin
Жыл бұрын
Those werewolves were jacked 😂
@latishabuckner8231
Жыл бұрын
Prettiest werewolf I've ever seen
@thomaschristopherwhite9043
Жыл бұрын
I think Richard Roxburgh is fantastic as Dracula.
Van Helsing has just enough legitimately “cool” stuff to make it worth watching. The werewolf design and transformation was pretty respectable. A few of the shots of the vampire brides were deserving of a much better movie. There was also a slight “steampunk” aesthetic that made some scenes feel genuinely unique if not mildly anachronistic. I’d like to see a studio try this again, but downplay the camp and lean harder into the horror aspects.
As campy as it was the designs for their vampires and werewolves forms were brilliant especially Dracula's & Van Helsing's. Also between this and her role as Selene in the Underworld franchise Kate Beckinsale was & is still gorgeous. Also the behind the scenes and bloopers hilariously acknowledges the fact of how small their budget is and how limited everything is.
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
I did love Kate Beckinsale & she was having a good time on all those underwood Franchises until it went downhill
@keldorthebluemack
Жыл бұрын
@@lenindominguez1986 The first Underworld film was great then I don't know what happened
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
@@keldorthebluemack you should look it up on those underwood Franchises on Wikipedia
@GrimDarkNarrator
8 ай бұрын
Van Helsing did not have a small budget. It was 160 million.
This may be a pretty cheesy movie, but I still love it… Me and my dad would quote “you are the great Van HEEEELLLLsing” to each other for years and years after we first saw it and it always made us laugh lol
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
I also like that another quote 'Do you like to fly, annnnaaaaa? Lol
No one can deny that Richard Roxburgh was having a fucking blast in this movie.
I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid and I laughed loud af at the cow toss 😂
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
You remember in 1978 when the Incredible Hulk Tossed That Bear & it was Hilarious.
This is actually my mother's favorite bad movie. I think as soon as the DVD came out she bought it and bought the Blu-ray as well just because of how silly it all is. Although nowadays I think she confuses it with underworld... :0
@arnoldrivas4590
Жыл бұрын
It's the unofficial prequel.
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
Wow, thanks alot mom for the movie
@AlbowaSinema
Жыл бұрын
It is not a bad movie. Jeez just regurgitating shit.
@Bigedub101
Жыл бұрын
Hell I would too especially since Kate Beckinsale is in this too
The first(grey)werewolf in this film is the most terrifying werewolf ever put to screen. The eyes...the fangs...the movement with savage intensity😬😬
I have a nostalgic love for this movie cause it eased me into horror with its goofy nonsense 😂 and plus it was always on TV like at least every other week for a while.
@GGOGAMMA
Жыл бұрын
It’s not a bad film
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
@@GGOGAMMA it is not a bad flim unless you can call it nostalgic
It’s a guilty pleasure for me. I mean yeah it’s bad but at the same time it had its moments. It’s certainly better than most action flicks now a days.
@Bonesawisready926
Жыл бұрын
It's the right level of "turn your brain off" for me.
@masonwright7700
Жыл бұрын
How is it bad then
@masonwright7700
Жыл бұрын
@@Bonesawisready926 it's not bad it's great
@latishabuckner8231
Жыл бұрын
I love this movie
@ashtonturner2862
Жыл бұрын
Your bar is set below zero
This is one of the few movies I loved as a kid that still holds up for me. I even caught some stuff like the "What in the name of Allah is wrong with you?" that Faromir gets thrown at him after he does his Q Schtick with the explosives. It's a dumb movie but it's really fun. Scott Sommers is the right level of "turn your brain off" entertainment for me, except GI Joe, that was just trash.
@caliginousmoira8565
Жыл бұрын
....i liked g.i. joe......
The only thing I remember from this movie is Hugh Jackman Werewolf. The other two werewolves looked alright, but Hugh's is probably my favorite design ever for a werewolf, next to Love Death + Robot's design
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
I am a fan of Huge Jackman & His Werewolf Costume is impressive Along With His Claws
I remember wondering why those vampire brides flew around in daylight, looked and sounded like oversized seagulls.
Richard Roxburgh doesn't get enough credit as Dracula... Dude put in a badass performance!!!
The best thing about this was the Werewolf design and the lovely Kate Beckinsale Universal was definitely trying to get something going with their Monsters but it was just to cheesy of a foundation to start with.
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
That makes sense
Would love to see a sequel to this movie franchise. The Action was top notch with Amazing Monster design. It was a franchise that felt action filled like the Brendan Fraser Movies. They did great CGI work for the time, ya it looks weird now but imagine the same action but updated to today’s tech. Heck even a new reboot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be amazing too. But back to Van Helsing it would be nice to see sequel truly even maybe a darker version
@abduldajewl
Жыл бұрын
That's league of extraordinary gentlemen reboot sounds really dope
I enjoyed this movie as a kid, the Vampire chicks are SO HOT! Honestly, this movie is just fun, people are just too stuck up. That first fight with Mr. Hyde is still badass!
Definite guilty pleasure, Hugh Jackman was believable as Helsing. Kate was gorgeous and kick ass as Anna. Movie was cool, sexy and fun 💯
Say what you will about this movie it’s still better than The Mummy from 2017.
@GGOGAMMA
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@chavadx
Жыл бұрын
Damm right
@blackfiction7371
Жыл бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@bearerofbadnews1375
Жыл бұрын
God the attempt to make a cinematic universe of monsters was so dumb.
@comixproviderftw_02
Жыл бұрын
@@bearerofbadnews1375 Which is sad because it sounds like a good idea on paper.
I love the werewolf design. It’s the best so far
@lawrencekassab1226
Жыл бұрын
American werewolf in London has the best in my opinion
The Mummy (1999) is a legitimately great movie, Van Helsing - not so much. Although I do love the designs for the Brides when they're in their winged forms.
@finger3181
Жыл бұрын
Both spoilt by terrible cgi
this is literally the definition of a guilty pleasure for me. I always have a good time watching it. also the whole werewolf thing I interpret as you turn on your first full moon and remain one from then on
Frank Langella as "Sexy Dracula" will forever be hilarious to me
Kate Beckinsale just can't escape from the story about vampire vs werewolf 😅
I didn’t know this movie was bad 🤷🏾♂️ I thought it was great and always wanted a sequel. Hugh Jackman played a great Van Helsing. I am always entertained at this movie when it comes on.
I always loved that Wolfman killing the Gravedigger Scene, he caught his ass Slippin' Slippin' lmfao Step aside🤣⚰️
Idont know if you guys already knew this but the ending was refering to her and her family getting to heaven cuz they were forbidden to enter til the dracula curse was lifted
when the Dracula Bride threw the cow into the house, instantly thought "man, the owner definitely must think that's some ol' bullsh-t!". Fred Decker/Shane Black's the Monster Squad was a better outing for the Universal Monsters, hope we get a retro review of that flick eventually.
It's almost heartbreaking that most consider this bad lol My childhood self loved this movie and I still do 😆 just like Godzilla 1998, I see the flaws, the corny stuff and the other bad stuff that others see but I absolutely cannot hate this movie or dislike it because it's like engraved in my blood due to me growing up with this film.
@Bigedub101
Жыл бұрын
I never seen this all way thru but liked 1998 Godzilla as a teen then seen it on Netflix a few years back and I couldn't get thru it cause it's just soo corny and bad
the cow part was hilarious 😂
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
I know
@Jessidafennecfox
Жыл бұрын
Cows make everything fun
@lenindominguez1986
10 ай бұрын
@@JessidafennecfoxGot Milk?
The portrayal of Dracula in this movie is maybe my favourite because of how over the top he is. I always sneak up behind my friends when we are drunk on a night out and shout SUCCESS
Stephen Sommers said they wanted the sequel to be about Van fighting off Mummies and Anubis ....but the script was thrown into development hell. The third one was supposed to be about Van encountering the Abominable Snow Man (Yeti)
4:51 Korey Jump scare 7:39 pay you 8:49 oh crap 9:33 Vampire 11:17 Gorilla man 11:55 Kate sucker punch 15:03 I am dead 15:43 watch it Q 21:09 cloudy works 24:35 Bad effects 25:45 Van Stop shooting me 26:44 One liner sucks 28:13 Cow threw 30:00 don't make sense 30:31 CG Looks crap 33:33 Stepside 38:03 f off 39:13 put me down! 46:55 what? 50:29 no more mr. Nice Vampire 51:00 very funny 51:20 Korey mess up 52:16 not today kate
@thewebchronicles
Жыл бұрын
Wow man, you really didn't miss lol
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
@@thewebchronicles you got that right and there is a lot more where that came from
I first saw this, when I stayed over at a friend's house as a kid we watched this and the league of extra ordinary gentlemen and we all enjoyed both movies.
I actually loved this movie it came out when I was 13 . I still love it 💓
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
Me too and I didn't really care for it when it came out
The bit about Van Helsing turning into David Lee Roth has nearly made me piss myself with laughter. 51:20
Bad movie??????????? I love this film to death ❤❤❤❤❤. This should be part of the retro section, don’t care what y’all think this aged like fine wine better than these new monster movies that has no soul in it.
@chanelhenderson8460
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
How can you love this movie to death ?
@GGOGAMMA
Жыл бұрын
@@lenindominguez1986 Because it’s my childhood movie and I love it?
@GGOGAMMA
Жыл бұрын
@@lenindominguez1986 Still watch it till this day
@GGOGAMMA
Жыл бұрын
@@chanelhenderson8460 Preach
This movie has a special place in my heart. I know it’s not great, but it’s so much fun and the werewolves and vampires looked cool as hell. I love this goofy ass movie.
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
I also love Can Helsing & Huge Jackman Can Be alot Of Fun When He is on Screen
11:30 THAT SHIT HAD ME DEAD, HE PIMP SLAP HIM 🤣😂😭💀
I was either six or seven when I saw this for the first time and had been absolutely obsessed. I watched it every single day. So much so my mom brought the dvd for me for Christmas. I still have it and watch it occasionally too. Though, I don’t think it’s bad. 😭
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
It is still bad unless you watch it and have a good laugh at it
@SARADAISNOTUCHIHA
Жыл бұрын
XD
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
@@SARADAISNOTUCHIHA I'm serious.
I don't even think of this movie as bad. Friends and I love this movie, flaws and all. ^^ It's just full of monsters, action, and spooky vibes. Perfect for Halloween. ^^
@cozypilgrim8530
Жыл бұрын
It's the perfect dumb fun popcorn movie! I don't think this movie is as bad as people make it out to be
@josephbassey1501
Жыл бұрын
This is my movie even till today, I'll go to war for this movie anytime of the day But, no matter, criticize it all you want, I'll still love it
My childhood 😭 I'll never forget seeing a fucking vampire face off against a werewolf! Badass
Wtf this movie wasn’t bad….. Very creative and fun, unlike most of what’s made today. It didn’t try to get too deep either
@onethousandlostsouls
Жыл бұрын
Same. Idk how this is considered "bad" It's not a masterpiece but its legit a good movie.
@vegaskullkid4503
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I don’t know why people say it’s bad. It’s a fun, campy movie which does a good job at paying homage to monster movies in general.
I like this movie in all honesty .. it is a campy fun with good actors, with some good scenes and even good atmosphere and set designs
@178fluffy
Жыл бұрын
Yess me too!!!
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
Me too my friend
I love this movie so much, is one of my favourites🤣never expected a Double Toasted Review on this one!
@GGOGAMMA
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was about to go on a retro section but this one in the Star Wars prequels are not bad at all…… well except for Star Wars 2 but I’ll take that over the sequels any day
@chanelhenderson8460
Жыл бұрын
Facts!
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
You are for a real treat, my friend
@nosuchthing8
Жыл бұрын
It's a scam. The studio wants to gin up interest in the movie. So they pay for the bad review. And we go out and watch it. Halloween is coming up
This is honestly one of my favorite movies of all time. Is it perfect? Heck no. Is it a ton of fun? HECK YES!❤❤
@lenindominguez1986
10 ай бұрын
You Got That Right
Even IF turning into a werewolf has to be done by night, that doesn't mean it has to be night to REMAIN a werewolf. Also, sometimes a full moon is visible early in the morning; day to night, and night to say, are continuums.
Love this channel so much bro. It's not even funny how different this channel is from any other movie channel. I even sleep to this shit sometimes
Man this is legit one of my fav films of all time lol. It definitely has its flaws but it gets too much hate!!
That Harpy was like "I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT"!!!!!
This ain’t a bad movie. Y’all should watch more movies if this qualifies as bad.
@keldorthebluemack
Жыл бұрын
If it wasn't bad they would've made more like The Mummy with Brenden Frazier.The second wasn't as good but it still made alot of money and the director was smart enough to be like ok we'll chilling on this franchise awhile and come back to it later.Van Helsing didn't even get a choice bcuz it was really bad
I love this movie, it’s bad but so good at the same time. Every time it’s comes on no matter what part it’s at I’ll sit and watch.
Bad movie? Nooooo timeless classic YES. 😁
This is still my favorite Van Helsing vampire movie. I don't care about the aged CGI and I love the off colored one liners. #TeamVanHelsing
One of my Guilty Pleasure movies which I have watched over and over again! Despite with boring moments, bad CGI, story and characters are wooden and hollow... But with the action, music score, the Monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolf-Man and Dracula's Daughters) and some moments are alot of fun to watch... I know this movie was bad, but I can't stop of I really enjoy it for what it was and probably gonna watch it this Halloween night!
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
Go for it and this will be your best Halloween night for the whole family.
If they'd just given Van Helsing a personality, this movie would be a blast.
@josephbassey1501
Жыл бұрын
What?! Please I'm eager to hear a more lengthy n detailed explanation of this Comment cuz I never noticed that was a missing part of the movie From the scenes you see van helsing, you already know what he's about. Yes, a little mystery about his past but that's ok, we don't have to know everything. Maybe that was for the sequel
I absolutely loved this movie, especially Mr.Hyde, for me that was just awesome
I love this movie! This review makes me want to break out the DVD and watch it!😂🥰
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
Or You Can Watch The Movie On Streaming
As a Castlevania fan, this movie is a guilty pleasure for me, despite it’s flaws.
@josephbassey1501
Жыл бұрын
I love it so much, I refuse to see it's flaws
Van Helsing feels like it suppose to be in the same universe as The Mummy
This movie was fun for me growing up. yeah it was silly but that was the point. you were supposed to have fun at the campingness just like the mummy movies.
The part that always cracks me up is when the redhead bride is like, "Do you like to flyyyyy, ANNNNAAAAA!!!!?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I honestly have liked this movie for years without knowing it was considered a “bad movie”
I'd love to see y'all review The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen too. I've always seen it as the perfect pairing with Van Helsing for a late 1800's set goofy fun early 2000's double fearure.
i dont think this is deserving of a bad movie review, i’ve always thought its been severely overhated
@aesop4024
Жыл бұрын
It's fun and entertaining, not overly serious like a lot of movies today.
Ain't no way yall put this on the bad category 🤣
@scottreacher
Жыл бұрын
I SAID THAT TOOO
I remember being so hyped for this, Hugh Jackman was riding high from X2 I don't when exactly in the film but I think some where a third of the way in, IIRC it was a shot with him in silhouette through some fog at night that looked so stagey, and it just clicked in my brain that this just isn't working. It is still very ambitious but feels like one of those icarus film that flew too close to sun and just broke in the production phase with so many of the technical aspect not being quite perfected and looking noticeably bad Beckinsale is a total baddy in this, she looked great because it reminded me of her turn in Underworld. Rental
i unironically love this movie.
This movie had a lot of imagination and effort behind it. It was a great adventure movie like the Mummy (1999). Is it bad? Yes. But it’s also fun, and that’s all that matters in my opinion.
This movie should have been an origin story of how Van Helsing became a Vampire Slayer and Monster Hunter also only show Dracula and how the two become Mortal Enemies.
The Blu-ray was cool tho. You also got all the classic universal creature features for free. Original Frankenstein, Dracula in black and White for free. I had never seen them so it was an awesome bonus.
This is my favorite guilty pleasure movie during the Halloween season
I remember watching this on my PSP. I loved every minute of it. My favorite guilty pleasure movie.
I really loved this movie when I was a kid. I watched it when I was 4 and it was something I watched on repeat 😂 I lived for the brides I loved their dresses and their demon forms were so cool. I liked the ending she was reunited with her family. That was the main goal at the beginning of killing Dracula.
I love their version of werewolves and it’s transformations
When the flying Frankenstein crashed through just the right window at just the right moment, I started laughing so hard that the other two people in the theater kept giving me dirty looks. Any time you have Dracula, Frankenstein and the Wolfman in the same movie, you need Abbot and Costello to make it work. I still feel like this was written by a 14-year-old whose studio executive father promised he'd turn his screenplay into a major motion picture for his birthday. "But it had cool designs - " yeah, that's exactly what 14-year-olds think is all it takes to make a good movie.
I have my own butterfly effect myth that Dennis leary was in this movie
This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine.
I got this on DVD and I always watch it occasionally cuz it was hilarious and wild
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
It was also wild and crazy
They opened with one of my fav scenes. They are magical. Of course they can lift a cow.
Nobody can't tell me this movie isn't pure fucking kino. Prime Jackman✅ Prime Beckinsale in a corset and leather pants ✅ Classic Universal Monsters✅ Campy AF✅ Machine Gun Crossbow ✅
Am I the only one who actually enjoyed this movie??? It's not great by any means but it's very watchable as a fun time on a weekend
This movie is an absolute blast from beginning to end. Very watchable, very enjoyable. Bad? I don't know... Good? Nah, probably not. It just... is. It is what it is, and all I know is that I like it.
This movie won an oscar in my house. This was on repeat all the time growing up 😂😂
Let the laughter begin 🤣🤣🤣✊🏾
Like many comments acknowledge, this movie is GREAT. It's fun and entertaining from start to finish, and the music is epic. I watched it so many times and I never changed the channel whenever it was on. I'm really surprised DoubleToasted considers this a Bad Movie. They did a fantastic job with the low budget. I even remember the PlayStation game based on the movie was pretty good. I even bought the DVD, HD DVD & Blu-ray versions. But regardless of what anyone thinks of this movie, we all agree that Kate Beckensale was, is & forever 🔥🔥🔥
This is the second movie I love the werewolves! This along with Underworld was where my fascination for them began.
The one bad movie roast I wish for this holiday season is the roast of “TC 2000” starring Bolo Yeung and Billy Blanks
It may be a bad movie but it definitely has the best werewolf look out of many other films. The right balance between wolf and human. Other movies either make the werewolf too human or too wolf. American werewolf in London however does have the best transformation
@lenindominguez1986
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
Whenever DT upload a Bad Movie Roast you know Billy is likely to be there. 😂
Don't forget Fr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide.
Cow was like wait how did I even get in the middle of town.
I will say it has the most ferocious looking Werewolves I've ever seen
The Wolfman look like Sabrewulf from the first Killer Instinct game.
All the retro reviews always try to present this movie as utter garbage but I don't think it is It's not any worse than an average MCU movie for example, only in different setting
Loved the wolfman creature effects the movie could have been better. Can we get league of extraordinary gentlemen next??
@anubusx
Жыл бұрын
Remember The Wolfman film from a few years ago?
Still one of the go-to movies. If they ran it on big screens again, I'd go and watch it for 101th time cause it is really one of those watchcable, movies digesting all together - decent cgi (for those times), breezy humor, a mindblowing non-conventional Dracula, awesome music, the overall dinamic - it is all so perfectly light and entertaining. by the way, as for the ring in Dracula's ear, you guys should'eve done better research, cause the ring is the throwback to the ancient times in Transylvania (the area of modern Hungary and Romania), the gypsy culture motives, - men in 13-17 centuries wore earrings in one or both ears. It was a common style for pirates and so on. Nothing too modern about that. It's a part of this reinvented dracula style and it looked freaking fresh.
For the record, this came in summer of 2004! I saw in theaters and loved it! I watch it every October.