Vampire: " Do you want a berserk reference right now ? *_BEND OVER_* "

@majorkalashinikov1277

4 жыл бұрын

Vampire truly mentaly traumatyzed the troopers , thankfully he didn't found any wierd egg

@wizzy5702

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad they don’t know Elf Dimension Style

@hoodycoo4391

4 жыл бұрын

*DONOVAN NO!*

@yuritrasimaco5201

4 жыл бұрын

@@hoodycoo4391 Donovan: "DONOVAN YES!"

*It’s Count Rapeulot* 0:32 - Intimate on first date 2:04 - Plowing the Fields 3:03 - Surprise Buttsecks 6:35 - Censored Clip 12:20 - Moment of Penetration 12:25 - An Old VHS Video for Women on “How to Defend Yourself” 12:48 - Hacker Voice “I’m in” 13:00 - That one Highschool dude 13:44 - The Good Succ

@FaptaA

4 жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOUR COMMENT THANKS A LOT

@RandomPerson-hd6wr

4 жыл бұрын

"He's in his armour suit you obviously can't penetrate his metal ass"

@gonkdroid3078

4 жыл бұрын

Dexen during the good succ he even says “oh yeh”

@codytran1719

4 жыл бұрын

That one highschool dude so got me

@Noname-om3pp

4 жыл бұрын

@@RandomPerson-hd6wr IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CRACK LIFE REFERENCE?!

13:04 Vapire vs Vlad the Impaler (Original Dracula) epic irony

@anorexicwater4663

3 жыл бұрын

Probably how vlad became a vampire

Vampire in TABS:exists Vlad: I’m about to end this hole mans career

@thegipset5327

4 жыл бұрын

13:09 Dracula vs vampire. What? Vlad is child of vampire his name is vlad dracula he are general in salib war he kill many muslimin and he be a legendary! Vlad Dracula is child of couple vampire remember that

@fransthefox9682

4 жыл бұрын

"hole mans" Wut

@lizardlad279

4 жыл бұрын

The Gipset no I was just saying that cuz the tabs unit is literally called vlad

@salidodc1447

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegipset5327 actually the legend of Dracula was inspired by Vlad also known as glad the simpler for impaling his enemies with giant sticks. The act was so Gruesome that Vlad Dracula was created for fiction. But you are still right.

14:37 looked wrong for kids

@kurohakze485

4 жыл бұрын

*DONK*

@mlgthuglife5528

4 жыл бұрын

He took a bite out of his *_Stainless steel_*

7:20 was actually really cool

3:26 **Sucks blood from catapult** Why? Because logic.

@jimboringo9958

4 жыл бұрын

You could say it’s... *_TOTALLY ACCURATE_* -BATTLE SIMULATOR-

Things I have learned from this historical documentary: -Ninjas and dinosaurs are very effective against vampires -Despite essentially being giant stakes, ballista bolts are useless against vampires -Vampires make cartoonish 'nomnom' noises as they feed -If you're tall enough, a vampire WILL bite you in the junk

0:52 *_And here we have a mother mammoth feeding its young_*

@hodor9851

4 жыл бұрын

Brutal

@randomm9318

4 жыл бұрын

He almost lifted the damn thing

13:40 When the head is so good that you cant take it...

@michaelmilian4336

4 жыл бұрын

he passed out 😂

@exoticanimals8940

4 жыл бұрын

@8K T are you ten?

"Dracula don't suck, Dracula scrape and lick!"

@vinniesmith4343

4 жыл бұрын

Billy and mandy

@SeamoreGD

4 жыл бұрын

69th like

@randomzombie2901

4 жыл бұрын

*rapes and licks

@ogarotonormal2759

4 жыл бұрын

Scrape and lick,scrape and lick

@GoneDefault

4 жыл бұрын

*Dracula doesn't suck, he fucks

Everybody is commenting about Dracula's attacks but nobody is gonna comment how painful was 14:38 ?

@Yourdailycardriver

4 жыл бұрын

May God have mercy on that tree giant!!😱

@rpproductions9189

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO

@ehm182_9

4 жыл бұрын

ouch he got his pp blood succed and then he hit his pp with tree roots 😭 poor guy

@aweirdnibba2.023

4 жыл бұрын

@@ehm182_9 Yeah, poor guy I feel bad for him.

@astolenusername7687

4 жыл бұрын

S U C C

4:42vampir"am nom nom!"human"nanani!"

@finic2807

4 жыл бұрын

Вампиру судя по звукам очень вкусно!

9:42 What was he aiming at?

@Mirolo12

4 жыл бұрын

He tried to commit suicide

@LuigieGaming456

3 жыл бұрын

He throw a bomb at the opposite side

The video title should be: Sexual Maniac vs every Unit

6:13 A set-up for something inappropriate

@aconsolebrokemytonsole8040

4 жыл бұрын

All you hear is achm num num num

@SeamoreGD

4 жыл бұрын

12:48

@mlgthuglife5528

4 жыл бұрын

@@SeamoreGD When you ask who *Ben Dover* is

@hoodycoo4391

4 жыл бұрын

@@SeamoreGD ETIKA: WHAT THE FU-

@seaweeed1383

4 жыл бұрын

6:18 Right here

3:17 we just all going to ignore this Edit thanks for all the likes

@crown9018

4 жыл бұрын

MrDuzzee no

@Yourdailycardriver

4 жыл бұрын

Poor night

@crown9018

4 жыл бұрын

xavier gonzales he got raped

@weeb_dweeb

4 жыл бұрын

knight:no homo! ´punch´

@rjhabon

4 жыл бұрын

MrDuzzee Don't mention it and no problem bub

This Vampire is so wrong. It felt like he's doing sexual harassment. Edited: woah crap man, that's alot of likes. Thanks. Also yes, Shin Malphur, the vampire is a molestor, and protestor to no-nut-November

@saxonkeel4445

4 жыл бұрын

Isnt that what Vampires normally do?

@Supersayainslick

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but not me tho If I see a vampire I would tell say no homo

@amongus2260

4 жыл бұрын

@@Supersayainslick not funny didn't laugh

@cheeseymacky7061

4 жыл бұрын

@@Supersayainslick funny. I did laugh.

@thesilliestgoose5990

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Azreal Lais death by snu snu...

Somebody should make Vlad with vampire abilities

@carnoyoutubeman

4 жыл бұрын

Hds406 That's pretty ironic. Vlad is a vampire killer not a vampire himself lol.

@Fakeusername806

4 жыл бұрын

@@carnoyoutubeman he's not a vampire killer cuz he's a vampire himself vlad drinks the blood of his enemies But he has a wooden sharp spiky bat technology so in real life or in tabs he can be a vampire hunter

@user-nf4uo7np9w

4 жыл бұрын

@@carnoyoutubeman do you mean van helsing?

@wizzy5702

4 жыл бұрын

The vampire was based off of the legend of Vlad the Impaler

@wizzy5702

4 жыл бұрын

Well I mean the legend of Dracula was based off of Vlad the Impaler

12:25 ah, yes, kick his balls, an effective strategy

@titaniauranus

3 жыл бұрын

Because Taekwondo is called peanut cracker

3:17 amazing

@Noname-om3pp

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot 2:07

@titaniauranus

3 жыл бұрын

...

7:20 that was pretty cool

3:27 he sure does love wood.

3:22 how tf he CAN suck blood from a catapult?

@ehm182_9

4 жыл бұрын

Mihkel Laur LMFAO

@arandomcrusader8822

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you know that catapults are actually made from flesh of the enemies and their blood was used to keep the flesh together?

@traceyomoruyi302

4 жыл бұрын

Don't question a rapist

@skyletjasondean7727

4 жыл бұрын

Mihkel Laur he just suck out the nutrients of the catapult. Since it’s made out if wood so it got weakened. XD

@thienviet3429

4 жыл бұрын

Do you think wood?

5:45 how cool was that WWE spear

@reversedemigah822

4 жыл бұрын

Marko Prijic lol 😂 1 2 3

@erickrangel4688

4 жыл бұрын

Spear from Roman Reigns

@Slush.123

4 жыл бұрын

That is what I said

@aaroncumberland48

4 жыл бұрын

You mean javilan

8:05 Vampire: 1, 2, annnd 3 is down Now it's for you~ Women: BOY MOVE *_Smack_*

@jager477

4 жыл бұрын

For me it looked like she wanted it

9:55 DENIED!!!

@professional.thesaurus.1685

4 жыл бұрын

10:02 DENIED!!!

@bloodreaper8822

4 жыл бұрын

9:00 Denied

@kafreekab

4 жыл бұрын

4:01 DENIED!!!

@Outwest000

4 жыл бұрын

11:01 DENIED

@theunknown8545

4 жыл бұрын

14:58 DENIED!!

1:01- i call the police

@Naif3mk

4 жыл бұрын

Space- Wolf bruh😂😂😂😂😂

@poyo2830

4 жыл бұрын

*its a good reson tho.*

@KobibebX

4 жыл бұрын

Just call FBI

@lordzo7758

4 жыл бұрын

@@Naif3mk he put his hand on the victim mouth lol

@hoodycoo4391

4 жыл бұрын

He muffled his screams

7:23 hey that's illegal

@Yourdailycardriver

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@cacamlo2200

4 жыл бұрын

12:47 that’s illegal too

@Nugcon

4 жыл бұрын

all of these are illegal

2:04 he was gettin him sum *_PUH_*

@krakenmaster2743

4 жыл бұрын

14:36

@xuan.1611

4 жыл бұрын

Its a she

@LemonMelonShork

4 жыл бұрын

C

1:05 FBI OPEN UP!!!

@myman8336

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@retrosrobloxreviews9564

4 жыл бұрын

Vampire:"it'll all be over soon" Halfling:"WTF"

@sircrumsp7357

4 жыл бұрын

Vap: I thought he was 18

@RealRalsei

4 жыл бұрын

3:15

@ejdjghtj5931

4 жыл бұрын

@@sircrumsp7357 *vap*

VAMPIRE vs EVERY UNIT (gone sexual)

0:38 this fight was fire ngl

Vampire: "I'VE REJECTED MY HUMANITY, JOJO!"

@jackandnatehowe2880

3 жыл бұрын

Dio intensifies

@Unnoticedcommentator

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@jackandnatehowe2880

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unnoticedcommentator No

6:37 *censored*

@poyo2830

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gamingtigershark1202

4 жыл бұрын

I was actually thinking the same thing

@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry

4 жыл бұрын

the first time i see an shield used as censor

@mr.leeleeleee7153

4 жыл бұрын

That was convenient.

1:40 DODGE

@mikedanielespeja6128

4 жыл бұрын

But mr. Picolo...

@mlgthuglife5528

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikedanielespeja6128 DON'T QUESTION MY TEACHING SKILLS

2:07 *NOW THAT'S WRONG*

@Noname-om3pp

4 жыл бұрын

R34 artists: *Show time.*

@Noname-om3pp

4 жыл бұрын

@Egg T ???

@mr.leeleeleee7153

4 жыл бұрын

13:40 This is even MORE wrong.

@klsad

4 жыл бұрын

3:17

9:04 that dodge was awesome

13:43 “ I came out if the closet”

this character is just wierd. they constantly say "om nom nom" and start "sucking" on enemies

@screw_a_username7491

3 жыл бұрын

And TABS is a 2+ game...

Vampire:a kid easy Hafling:hey im no easy im hard Halfling:*dead*

@titaniauranus

3 жыл бұрын

😳

3:20 i thought his dead chicken,and surprisingly he killed that vamp

1:20 that vampire was giving that good brain. Slurping and everything. Daym

So lets sum this up Tribal Faction: Everyone except the Chief and his pet mammoth fell to this supernatural monster, ensuring that only the strongest would survive to pass on there gene's. Peasants Faction: Just like in horror movies the regular village peasant's stood no chance aginst the vampire threat until they started hunting it in pack's (Wheelbarrow) or summoned a supernatural monster of there own (Scarecrow), but at what cost i wonder? Medieval Faction: Nothing short but the well armored knight's or the king himself stood a chance in single combat aginst the undead beast. Ancient Faction: The legion's tactics proved extremely effective aginst the vampire threat, with only minor losses (Shielded and Legionnaire) they had managed to hold the line. Viking Faction: In the north the hardy viking's had found themselves as prey to the deadly vampire's, it was only though the aid of the valkyries, strength of their jarls and sturdiness of there boats that they had managed to survive. Dynasty Faction: Moving to the far east the Vampire scourge overtook many warrior's, and though the ninja and dragon's where able to hold the line it finally took the monkey king's overwhelming might to banish the undead back to the west. Renaissance Faction: Having long regarded there ancestor's tale's as nothing but fiction the people of the renaissance found themselves ill-equipped to fend of the vampire's, only though musket's and horseback jouster's where they able to fend off the undead beast's long enough for Da vinci to finish his ultimate weapon. Pirate Faction: Though the Vampire's proved a formidable foe at first the hardy pirates where able to overpower them soon enough. (P.S. your forgot the Blunderbuss) Spooky Faction: Back in the underwold the Vampire's where getting too proud, believing that they should rule over the land of the dead they attacked the reaper's troops, however the Candlehead's and Swordcasters where able to easily cull ther number's down their numbers for the reaper to finish off. Wild West Faction: Coming (hopefully) Soon Secret: Though out history there are many long forgotten battles with vampire's, who one and who lost are only for those who have watched them to know.

7:21 that was an amazing come back he got outplayed

0:24 Stone thrower: *throws stone* Vampire: *pulls out uno reverse card* get rekt >:3 Stone thrower: T-T

2:01 the fact that its a girl unit and ther pose make this sooo much wrong

@air7604

4 жыл бұрын

Looks nice

@anotherwilliam9199

4 жыл бұрын

Its not as bad but its still bad

@bruhuh7027

4 жыл бұрын

NOM NOM NOM NAM

@bruhuh7027

4 жыл бұрын

@Name Surname NOM NOM NOM NAM '-'

@bruhuh7027

4 жыл бұрын

@ѕunflσwєr tєα LOL

12:49 looks like he likes attacking sideways

0:29 the fact that he said 'nom nom nom' after the bone mage missed his attack got me crying XD.

10:37 Blue Vampire: Who are you? Red Vampire: You but stronger Red Vampire: Now its time to... SUCK YA BLOOD

8:00 Like a boss moment

@krakenmaster2743

4 жыл бұрын

*KNEE*

Looks like whenever he gets the enemy pinned down, its almost always a victory

2:14 - Literally me and *the boys* against a vampire

Now we have a Vampire in TABS,we need a Werewolf.

5:45 Watch out watch out John Cena

13:36 when she stares at you in bed and says "I'm into shy people"

6:01 when zeus broke the bat

6:52 did you expect the literal angel to win

@hodor9851

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

The sounds the vampire makes, its making me uncomfortable

5:44 Minotaur, it’s passed the raid. You can stop now

3:00 when someone skips you when giving a high five

@mlgthuglife5528

4 жыл бұрын

So you jump onto their back and start to suck the life force out of them?

@captainfoxyplayz3267

4 жыл бұрын

@@mlgthuglife5528 are you saying you wouldn't do that? 😂

@Noname-om3pp

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, I to rape my victims when they skip me when I'm giving a high five.

13:45 WOAH THEREEEE

4:01 first time I've seen a vampire die in bat form

3:13 yea imma end it right there

0:51 tiene una garrapata el mamoth XD.

Vampire biting the wood and wins... Yeah totally accurate

1:41 Oh my GOD that was sick

I'm starting to believe the developers are actually abusing the dracula's biting hitpoints.

Who would say that all we needed to defeat a vampire was just apple? 2:29

He tackled the rock thrower at 0:24

4:00 Red: I'm coming to get you! Blue: Yeah, nice try Buddy.

4:00 so your telling me that a catapult can't stop the vampire but a snake can? seems legit XD

Think new ship guys? 2:03 Edit: however

@bigdongcat

4 жыл бұрын

no

@crown9018

4 жыл бұрын

Its rape, so it cant be shipped

@alovekok9044

4 жыл бұрын

Actually according to the SJW community, you can actually ship a rapist and a victim.

@Salvo04

4 жыл бұрын

Why?

@crown9018

4 жыл бұрын

Alove Kok oh ok.

8:59 Well, that escalated quickly.

@eduardoherrera5741

4 жыл бұрын

He was hit by a no u

11:06 DEATH! YOU DARE BETRAY MEEE!!

3:27 I didn't know wood had blood

It just looked like the vampire was harassing all the other units

The real Batman... Dracula

That poor halfling...

4:01 He protecc He attacc But most importantly *he hates bats*

It feels as if I'm watching BJJ(Brazilian Jiu Jitsu) with the small units

14:35 Okay...

7:20 That was so smart!!!

I feel real bad for that Mammoth 😂

"Feast at will, my children!"

3:17 and 6:13 Are these what vampires are into nowadays? Edit: 7:32 at least this one seems to like it Edit 2: 12:47 and 13:02

So? Nobody gonna talk about how the vampire survived the sunlight?

5:44 wow, that was amazing, like a movie

9:38 where's the blunderbuss?

@bloodreaper8822

4 жыл бұрын

Its at 10:01

@stickmaniac672

4 жыл бұрын

@@bloodreaper8822 that be the captain.

@yenjungliu4600

4 жыл бұрын

The blunderbus would take too long

13:35 is painful to watch

Blue knight said the hell you will, back hand! Also omg the rape 12:40

Vampire’s takedowns puts olympic wrestlers to shame

Vampire unit: I came looking for booty....

3:24 Please tell me how does this work?

@mlgthuglife5528

4 жыл бұрын

Everything is simple when you can suck the physics out of everything!

Half the time because they are so cheap and so fast, I use nothing but vampires to defeat some of the later more technical armies lol. A simple swarm of fast moving, hard to hit bloodsuckers can go a LONG ways. And it sounds funny as hell while you are at it xD "Nom nom! Slurpslurpslurp! Mmm!"

3:17 I’m not even gonna ask what that looks like

8:08 that was badass....usually no one can beat that thing

@whtusern

4 жыл бұрын

Dracula succ dicc from hawatcha

11:00 deja vu on the last video

@Shadow-kl8ht

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

10:09 *R E J E C T E D*

Now we got an 18+ Faction Starting with Dracula/Vampire God damn he's into that kind of shit

@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry

2 жыл бұрын

theirs boss unit would be an giant dildo rided by some women clothed in latex