Saltzpyre sounds so distraught that one of his only friends is now french

@alchemispark7751

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldnt you be too?

@mrcenturies1820

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah who wouldn't?

@Bluecho4

3 жыл бұрын

He seems even more distraught to know one of his only friends _bathes._

@datkhornedog899

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bluecho4 More like saying most of them are smelly.

@bipolarmadness5075

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bluecho4 the quip "some of them actually bathe" it's not a jab against bathing. It's more like "barely some of them bathe at all. (And I fear that you being now with them don't anymore)." It's an insult comparison of Bretonia's lower technological and cultural advances in comparison to the Empire. Where Bretonia's hygiene is comparable to that of the medieval dark ages in human history.

"Look, I'm still plain old Kruber. I just outrank you now, that's all-" *"W H A T ? ! ?"*

@Acesahn

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Bretonian nobility doesn't mean much in the Reik though?

@mrbigglezworth42

2 жыл бұрын

@@Acesahn It doesn't, but that's not what the Bretons think.

@Acesahn

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbigglezworth42 He found out he's a Breton like 2 weeks ago! lol

@Zesmas

2 жыл бұрын

saltz would rek kruber in lore

@fotppd1475

2 жыл бұрын

love how quickly he said " I just outrank you now, that's all"

A german guy with a British accent trying to sound french. *Mr. Europeanwide*

@sebastianmaggart3878

2 жыл бұрын

Give this man a medal

@Southern_Crusader

2 жыл бұрын

This makes it better!

@theannouncer5538

2 жыл бұрын

Warhammer endtimes: Europeantide

@Master-Bait

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Old-worldwide

@hooktraining3966

2 жыл бұрын

Is there any lorewise reason that most of the human factions speak with an anglo accent? Almost every single one is Germanic and even the names of almost every empire city and region suggest so.

Somehow he seems more betrayed to hear Kruber bathed on a regular basis than switching to a new faith.

@meltdown4126

3 жыл бұрын

I think he was being sarcastic there

@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133

3 жыл бұрын

@@meltdown4126 Or he was serious considering that it is canon that Salty stinks and has more lice than Bardin's beard. We may never know.

@Straddock

3 жыл бұрын

@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 i mean, i think everybody in the reikland reeks. They are VERY medieval. Even the nobles, I bet they just cover themselves in perfumes.

@Straddock

3 жыл бұрын

@@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 OH MY GOD. THE REEKLAND.

@adannator1546

3 жыл бұрын

@@Straddock LMAO XD

"As Lileath is my witness and probably yours" lmao

@Alex_zyb

3 жыл бұрын

Took me a second to realize, lol.

@Harpshadow

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing huh! hahaha

@sethleoric2598

3 жыл бұрын

Lol End Times

@TheAtlasReview

3 жыл бұрын

Did the Elves always suspect that the Lady was Lileath?

@Garudadurag

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAtlasReview some of them almost certainly knew she was involved to some degree or another, probably her priestesses among the asrai

1:39 Kruber finding out he's 1% Bretonian

@mikenerdcore

3 жыл бұрын

omg i spat out my tea!!!!

@bipolarmadness5075

3 жыл бұрын

When he gets the C-word pass.

@ShineyFace1337

3 жыл бұрын

@@bipolarmadness5075 what's the C-word?

@Rohtix

3 жыл бұрын

He can say Grigga now, y'know, because Grail

@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShineyFace1337 Chivalry?

"If I went around saying I had Nobel blood because I sipped some she elf’s bathwater they'd put me away."

@swineflu6523

3 жыл бұрын

strange women lying in ponds distributing cups is no basis for a system of government!

@icngames1032

3 жыл бұрын

@@swineflu6523 Amazing.

@michasokoowski6651

3 жыл бұрын

@@swineflu6523 Thats exactly what peasant would say

@swineflu6523

3 жыл бұрын

​@@michasokoowski6651 "come and see the violence inherent in the system! come and see the violence inherent in the system! help help I'm being repressed!" - Bretonnian peasant seconds before being decapitated by his annoyed Lord

@danny_decheeto8300

2 жыл бұрын

@@swineflu6523 “who was that” “Must’ve been a brettonian knight” “How dyou know” “Hasn’t got shit all over him. That and he smells faintly of bath water.”

This is pure gold. Hell. Even Kerillian is funny and not totally unpleasant in this one.

@WarsmithThanatos

3 жыл бұрын

Don't dis my lass mate

@WastedEfforts

3 жыл бұрын

Keri is always pleasant in her elven superiority.

@absolutelyyousless7605

3 жыл бұрын

@@WastedEfforts “...Mayflies”

@OrionDawn15

2 жыл бұрын

AKA the elven version of *Baka*

@nightlock826

2 жыл бұрын

Considering that she has fought or at least heard Bretonnians speak, (and wood elves mock them constantly) she proably finds this so much more humorous

I can't get over how precious Kerillian's laugh and overall voice are.

@override367

3 жыл бұрын

I wish VT2 didn't backtrack on Kerillian lightening up with the crew

@Lord3clipse

3 жыл бұрын

@@override367 she NEEDS to be edgy! No matter what!

@absolutelyyousless7605

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lord3clipse “Grrrr, the elf needs to always *brood* on her *DARK* & *EDGY* past *mistakes,* no way an *elf* could ever be friends with mAyFliEs!”

@nowone666

2 жыл бұрын

@@override367 it didn't tho, kerillian is getting softer and softer in V2, always snarky yeah and old dialogue is still there, but you can feel the change in so many voicelines by now

@brotheralaric7177

2 жыл бұрын

Alix Wilton Reagan have a perfect voice for kerillian, she put the right amount to make the character really good.

"I just outrank you now, that's all" "WHAT!?"

Ok, I confess, laughing elf is best elf...directly behind drunk elf, of course.

Kruber sounds as French as John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Half expect him to fart in my general direction.

@Spiralpaladin

2 жыл бұрын

Only if your mother's a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

@adamhunter1223

3 күн бұрын

Isn't that the point though?

Wish I could hear more of this type of dialogue and less "Hogger's bridge"

@PedroRodrigues-je6xp

3 жыл бұрын

At least it's not: "about castle drachenfells..."

@jozzzlyn

3 жыл бұрын

@@PedroRodrigues-je6xp that ones short n sweet its okay

@PedroRodrigues-je6xp

3 жыл бұрын

@@jozzzlyn I guess, but remember when those were the only lines they said?

@ahn0x

3 жыл бұрын

ELF?! ELF!????

@Crusher888

3 жыл бұрын

@@PedroRodrigues-je6xp That one literally makes no sanse "About castle drachenfels - Lets not talk about it - ok"

Saltspyre never ceases to make me chuckle.

@lucascoval828

11 ай бұрын

The actor must have had a ton of fun voicing him. He's so memorable.

@candlestyx8517

4 ай бұрын

he sometimes gives me squidward vibes lol

I think the beginning convo is the only time Kerillian sounds genuinely amused Nice to see her being happy and down to earth for a moment

@SomeGuyHowGoesIt

2 жыл бұрын

Just one moment

@Rammkommando

3 ай бұрын

i think my favorite is kruber and kerillian bonding over pillaging parroven

The more I watch fan animations and dialogue of Saltzpyre, the more I realize why he is so loved. Not only is he prime meme material, in every other story he'd either be a fop or the true villain all along. Here, he is a hero and we love every moment he is here.

"this is preposterous!" "that's exactly what a commoner would say" that's exactly not what a commoner would say

@worthlessclericbuild3866

3 жыл бұрын

You’re just mad you don’t have royal blood

@genericlegionaryrecruit7235

3 жыл бұрын

Mad cuz snotling

@TheOriginalArc858

3 жыл бұрын

Ok commoner

@primary2630

3 жыл бұрын

An esteemed commoner, would say that

@GenshinLover283

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair I think there are some commoners that would think they are better than other commoners

Keri's laugh is mad cute

@zaynekauffeld2073

3 жыл бұрын

SHRIMP

@1Kelvar

3 жыл бұрын

I hate her with all my being and even i have to agree.

@youme8070

3 жыл бұрын

@@1Kelvar elf loving heretics you all

@LordVader1094

3 жыл бұрын

Annoying af, you mean

@chaosinc.382

3 жыл бұрын

@@youme8070 and proud!

I love how Kruber, the goofy farmy boy, is now the strongest and more important chararcter than the rest of them together

@magnusavidon982

7 ай бұрын

*Warrior Priest has entered the chat*

@alphanoodle1877

7 ай бұрын

I mean... Bardin's got a actual civil war era piece of tech

The good thing about Kruber being a Grail knight is that Grail knights typically live for around 500 years, so he and Kerillian could have an actually meaningful relationship now.

@cendresaphoenix1974

2 жыл бұрын

But... Everyone dies in 3 years.

@rellek4053

2 жыл бұрын

@@cendresaphoenix1974 ssshhh… that’s not canon

@Acesahn

2 жыл бұрын

I swear Vermintide 2 was written by the same people who write bad fanfiction...

@rellek4053

2 жыл бұрын

@@Acesahn Vermintide 2 writing is some of the best in all of warhammer

@Acesahn

2 жыл бұрын

@@rellek4053 You're a Disney Star Wars fan, aren't you?

Kerilian and kruber are so adorable, the elf is on another level with him and it's cute

@ThelxoxlGirls

3 жыл бұрын

ikr!

@Ahrone1586

2 жыл бұрын

another level?

@hammer1349

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ahrone1586 like she treats everyone else not exactly the nicest, senna being the best but she treats kruber very much so differently, even playful at times. So far he's the only one that has made her laugh in some way

@h3rpad3rpacifilis

2 жыл бұрын

@@hammer1349 He's basically the lovable idiot of the group. While there's some love-hate going on with the other pairs, he's just chilling.

@theobell2002

2 жыл бұрын

No, it's cringe af.

"You're a commoner...a distinguished one, maybe" Good damage control, Kruber...allow me to get a powder keg next time

I like how Saltzpyre experiences a mental crisis after Kruber starts chanting in bretonian

Having the Wood Elf be Scottish is very Auld School, actually.

1:47 I don't know why, but the tone of the voice, the way Kruber says it... Make me think of Soviet Womble.

The "biggest" animosity between the Empire and Bretonian is about bathing.

As a French, this is hilarious. Imagine one of your most loyal follower just outranking you because some power decided to make him noble, and that in addition he became French. I already wouldn't want to be roommate with myself just because Im French so imagine going from above to lesser rank for no real reason.

@dragonllig790

Жыл бұрын

Strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

@elijahtrashlord5354

Жыл бұрын

Fre….French people are real?

@Forestxavier20

Жыл бұрын

"The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft her grail from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Kruber, was to become a Grail Knight. That is why I outrank you."

@ShiroIsMyName

Жыл бұрын

​@@elijahtrashlord5354 not in your reality, we come from another, but we do travel sometimes

@grug8543

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry hope you get well soon😭😭

Yes! More of this, preferably with Sienna. I can never seem to find anyone who plays her. So I’ve never actually heard any of her thoughts on Kruber becoming a grail knight.

@leoscar9816

3 жыл бұрын

She questions how Kruber did become a grail knight. Sometimes he answers he killed a horde, sometimes a big monster, always in a vague manner. In one Sienna asks if Kruber was drunk and he answers she might be onto something.

@YourLocalTentacleMerchant

3 жыл бұрын

She actually states that she finds him well, as she put it.. more "exotic" now lmao Which is rather amusing how Sienna and Kerillian seem to gossip together

@ES21007

2 жыл бұрын

@@YourLocalTentacleMerchant Sienna found Franz's journal and found out he was composing poetry shipping Kruber and Kerillian. Kerillian found out and... CONVINCED him not to do it anymore.

@guilty_mulburry5903

Жыл бұрын

I'm a Sienna Main

>So do I. Always have. Circumstances permitting.

Kerillian's "No" is the most mesmerizing thing:D

@noldorwarrior7791

3 жыл бұрын

"Nu... Nu.."

Ever since buying GK im annoying my mates with the same "authentic" bretonnian accent. For Ze Lady!

@WastedEfforts

3 жыл бұрын

based

@mitrion301

Жыл бұрын

Great

I love how Markus is the only one of the group (and maybe Sienna) who can actually get Kerillian to laugh and actually talk to him with a non hostile tone or snide remarks

U' 'avin' a giggle, elf? U wanna catche dese blessed 'ands?

Thought: Kruber specifically uses the Bretonnian accent to make Kerillian lighten up & laugh.

I know it's not canon and never will be but kerillian sounds like a girlfriend trying not to make fun of her boyfriend for being a dork

Yet the Imperials don't speak in a German one smh

@FilipMoncrief

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because the Holy Roman Empire didn’t speak just german

@Asraeks

3 жыл бұрын

german accent is reserved for villains and mad scientists where imperials from warhammer are heroes

@waynes.wilson6616

3 жыл бұрын

@@FilipMoncrief Ok that's fair, but still

@greeneclover5360

3 жыл бұрын

@@Asraeks define "hero's"

@cactusmann5542

3 жыл бұрын

@@greeneclover5360 this isnt 40k. Yeah compared to ratmen, actual vampires, lizards, spooky scary skeletons(not the metal kind) and CHAOS....id say the "normals" are the heroes.

Aw that was kind of wholesome between Kruber and Kerillian... I ship them, they should make a half-elf lol

@Eltranquilomexican

Жыл бұрын

Think the devs do too. He worships the Lady who actually is the elven goddess that she worships . I think Kerillian knows this as well

@KingLich451

11 ай бұрын

no

1:39 That WAT is pure gold

There's also a dialogue between Sienna and Kerillian about Kruber being a GK.

@pempotfoy6206

3 жыл бұрын

How it goes?

@Hibernape

3 жыл бұрын

@@pempotfoy6206 Ker: "So... Kruber's a Grail Knight now. How do we feel about that?" Sie: "I don't mind. It's like he's twice the man as he was." Ker: "Not really. The armor's just a bit cleaner now." Sie: "Yes, but don't you think he's a bit more... exotic?" Ker: "Well, he still picks his nose with a dagger, so no."

@chaosinc.382

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hibernape Sienna into exotic men, huh?

@Hibernape

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaosinc.382 Well, not Sienna. She was absolutely goading Kerillian into Kruber though.

@pempotfoy6206

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hibernape thanks

"I outrank you now" Try telling that to the warrior priest lmao

Kruber bretonnian always reminds me of borat, "king in the castle king in the castle"

"As Lileath is my witness... and probably yours" I see what u did there, u naughty naughty.

"some of them actually bathe" wait, really? time to go become a Digganob, then

So does Kerillian know about the Lady of the Lake/Lileath thing? If she knows then how common is this knowledge?

@theslayer5978

3 жыл бұрын

Only a chosen few elves and one vampire bloodline knew about this. And by few I mean Teclis, Ariel and Naieth.

@wolffrdu6463

3 жыл бұрын

she can see the futur, so yes

@gappy2944

3 жыл бұрын

she does. there's a dialog of kerillian asking kruber if he noticed the lady had pointed ears or not.

@theslayer5978

3 жыл бұрын

@@gappy2944 yep. Considering Kerillian mentioned Araloth before I wonder does she knows about Lileath true plans espacially since, as sister of the thorns, she knows that Isha passed away.

@JakeCWolf

3 жыл бұрын

Also that might be all Age of Failmar

Girls laugh when they're into you. Kerillian couldn't stop if she wanted too.

Saltzpire: Alas poor Kruber I knew him well never a man more loyal to the empire I pray Sigmar will welcome him in death Kruber: SALTZPIRE STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD Saltzpire: ah the greif must be clouding my mind for I can still hear his voice Kruber: OH YOU FUCK

Honestly, I think Kerillian actually finds the accent adorable but doesn't want to admit it

I think about buying grail knight for the sore purpose of hearing those dialogues.

@supyo3616

3 жыл бұрын

Dude Grail Knight is wicked fun to play

@pempotfoy6206

3 жыл бұрын

He's really OP but his skins and lines are the best thing, not mentioning his weapons are really comfortable to use.

@gombarjozsef8666

3 жыл бұрын

I have gk and its my second most played career I think but never heard any of this dialogue unfortunately

@TheArnoldification

3 жыл бұрын

GK is one of the best careers in higher difficulties and is very fun to play. Highly recommend getting him if you play v2 a lot - he's probably my most played career at this point with >1k hours of playtime and owning the game since launch lol

@Felix-Felix

2 жыл бұрын

Do it for the content too. One of his weapons, the Bretonnian LONG SWORD can be used by any other Kruber and it's an amazing weapon for both single target and horde, not to mention to have a special block instance where you just hold the attack button, block automatically and then you can release a strike.

Kerillian voice actor‘s just great at it, perfectly fits w her.

kerillion is flustered she wants some french kruber

Aaaw, Saltz feels so betrayed, he's lost the only guy he actually trusted to some watery tart.

Totally cute yandere elf.

@chaoticnachos380

3 жыл бұрын

tsundere

@mrbigglezworth42

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticnachos380 She's a Wood Elf, so there's going to be some Yandere in there.

@Jester4460

Жыл бұрын

What the fuck is a yadundru

@Jester4460

Жыл бұрын

Some kinda Choas magic

“And probably yours”. She knows!

I love how Kruber just dicks around with accent instead of searching for Grail.

@mrbigglezworth42

2 жыл бұрын

Technically he already found it, he just can't remember where...

Kerillian's voice sounds like Female Inquisitor from Dragon Age Inquisition

@richardharrow3697

3 жыл бұрын

Because it is.

@kilo1901

3 жыл бұрын

@@richardharrow3697 Wait, For real??? Noice

@kaylethstarbane7800

2 жыл бұрын

And she does the voice of Traynor in ME3 lol. Totally love her voice

If they put more time into this franchise it could easily rival TF2 in character chemistry.

Kerellian’s little laugh is so fucking cute. Love this game, love these characters

Kerilian butchering a French name with her Scottish is excellent.

I love Krubers normal accent so much. It's so fun to listen to.

@terbentur2943

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree there is something so warm an innocent in his voice

Kruber actor is so natural at just normal banter and small talk, what a legend.

I can't wait to see what they give Victor for his new class, so far they have all been pretty fun. (I'm thinking warrior priest but I hope to be surprised)

@MrSamulai

3 жыл бұрын

For his Neutral Special, he wields a Steam Tank.

@arontuske9348

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSamulai Victor: This is the happiest day of my life

@cheatermccheat6378

2 жыл бұрын

You were right!

seeing Kerillian laugh and open up abit more is something i never thought to see her doing

I love Kerillian's laugh so much!!!! How am I meant NOT to simp for her?!

@NightmareBlade10

3 жыл бұрын

Because she's a racist asshole that calls other people derogotory slang on a daily basis? Kind of stereotypical for the only elf character in the game to have a superiority complex, it's just an overdone trope. They could've handled her character better.

@HeroOfTheWeb

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightmareBlade10 you should apply and go write for them. I hear legit authors make a good living.

@NightmareBlade10

2 жыл бұрын

@@HeroOfTheWeb Mayhaps I will...

@kakashihatake326

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightmareBlade10 Elves are actually superior, in the Fantasy Role play they have 80 more stats higher than humans and 40 more than the Dwarfs.

@Jayyy667

2 жыл бұрын

@@NightmareBlade10 better strike while diversity hires are a thing

I love how this also confirms that Saltzpyre never bathes. No wonder his ultimate is a huge fart that makes everyone go away and causes allies to crit harder just to get away from him

Her laugh is friggin adorable

I get the feeling that Saltz and Kruber are having a bit of a laugh over this. Like, the fact that Victor HASN'T murdered Kruber over the peasant thing, it's probably an inside joke between them now.

Fatshark and the voice actors have done great work.

Kerillian's laugh and teasing is so precious and so out there compared to the other depictions of elves we've seen, usually grim and steely its so refreshing to see the obvious care they put into all these characters. Also i love the "subtle" nods that she gives to a certain lady who lore nerds like myself may pick up on, wheres those who don't know are much like Kruber and are blissfully unaware of such details

@FerretCuddles

6 ай бұрын

You sound like the type who sniffs their own farts.

"Some them actually BaAaThE,"

So, I have always found Kerillian annoying. Her supposedly intelligent banter has rarely lived up to that. Her banter in this though, not so "subtly" goading Kruber into an inevitable Bretonnian pub brawl? This shit's hilarious. If this is closer to her actual personality and we get to hear more of that, I'm all for it.

saltzpyre being a stinky boy that hates baths makes kruber's line asking about satlz having the flux when healing him make more sense

Please do more of these it’s nice to have them

“Some of them actually bathe 🤮🤮” lmao

Kruber being the goofy awesome one and saltzspire being the responsible one

Victors "WHAT!?" gets me every time lol

I would love to see him speaking like that next to the Brettonian knights it would be fucking priceless!!! XD

i like to think Kruber's doing it on purpose to make Kerillian laugh like how he's trying to annoy Saltzpyre

Man who would have thought our everyday Joe Markus had Royal bretonnian blood and Grail knights are actually Rare to see.

Voice acting in this series has such charm!

I have never heard these before, and i have never laughed this much from their banters.

The characters has so much personality.

1:20 the absolute defeat in Victors speech lol

1:15 "Stop being a weeb Kruber! The other Inquisitors are laughing at us! Why cant you be a normal guard!"

"This is preposterous!" "Thats exactly what a commoner would say."

Was that Witch Hunter on the verge of tears? Never thought I'd see the day.

awww these are so cute and funny to hear

i love kruber so much

Whoever among Fatshark chose those voice actors deserves a medal

Man, it would be great to just have a straight up Bretonnian questing knight or something as a character, bantz would be great.

I will always love the sass about The Lady being an elf. Its the best

I see the god of bad jokes and trolling has blessed our dear elven archer. Elven (and eldar) jokes are no laughing matter, if an elf is laughing, *Its probably for all the terrifying reasons you can think of*.

I think it’s funny that most of the empire consider bathing to be a niche

Saltzpyre's vocabulary is aristocratic, he doesn't sound like he's a commoner all

I love it.🤣 Is there Dialoge about Kerillian being a Shadow ?!

As a French I am dead laughing

KerillianxKruber xD

This is absolutely hilarious 😂

this is gold XD

0:53 When he tries this in a Parravon tavern all the commoners will just say, “…U wot?”

@danielhanson2417

3 жыл бұрын

They’d probably accidentally trample him to death because everyone would want to touch the grail knight

@urthofthenewsun8465

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielhanson2417 “Someone grab his gorget!” Then after the crowd kills him they immortalise him as a Grail Reliquae

@Ken-sj8jk

3 жыл бұрын

I think because his fail Bretonnian accents will make Bretonnian think it’s an insult. Let bar fight began.

Hon hon hon