Intern: *breathes* Blitz: That's illegal!

@melissaericks1233

2 жыл бұрын

but it is

@tinyungo1362

Жыл бұрын

E

@nugieriyadi9333

Жыл бұрын

So true

@nugieriyadi9333

Жыл бұрын

So true

@nugieriyadi9333

Жыл бұрын

Intern:it's necessary Blitz:it's unecessary

As a top 100 player in forts, this gameplay is so painful yet so entertaining at the same time

@DavidGuild

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who has watched any top level play, once, same.

@Sumirevins

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who has never played forts but only Watched KZreadrs playthrough, same

@xAcoNm1x

2 жыл бұрын

Very painful😅

@G8tb

2 жыл бұрын

Woooow, tryhard If you don't get it, it was a joke

@LSG_Squadron

2 жыл бұрын

@@G8tb I'm a memer myself but we both can agree that your joke was garbage

If you're gonna remove material, have storage so that the eco is not wasted.

“Oh the turns are gonna table this time” -Blitz 2022

@Unmustache1

2 жыл бұрын

that is a quote from the office

@nuggies3187

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unmustache1 read it again

@wollywogholder3313

2 жыл бұрын

@@nuggies3187 They said it like that in purpse

best defense late game in forts is to just build a huge wall of portals in front of your boat(linked to each other in pairs) so that whenever anything is fired it either goes in the water or towards your enemy. obviously, the downside is that you also cannot shoot, but you can use it to store up materials to build like a nuke, delink a portal, and connect it to one in the back, so intern/opponent has no idea that a portal is not in defense mode, launch the nuke and then link the portal back in defense mode

@luhopi

2 жыл бұрын

Please answer what mods are the laser and portals

@toasty_the_fox

2 жыл бұрын

The portal makes a LOUD sound cue when it's being linked

@toasty_the_fox

2 жыл бұрын

@@luhopi It's all official material by the devs Moonshot DLC for the Buzzsaw, Magna Beam, Smoke Launcher, Portal material and three commanders - Moonshine, Buster and Phantom High Seas DLC for the weapons - Hardpoint which is upgraded to the Deckgun and Orbital Laser, Marine Swarm Missiles, Harpoon Gun, Runway for airplanes, Shield Dome and devices - Smoke Stack and Propeller

@normalchannel2185

2 жыл бұрын

@@toasty_the_fox yeah, but the enemy is not gonna be sitting there training their guns on you all the time. You can, if you are fast enough link it and shoot and delink it before the enemy shots come through.

@toasty_the_fox

2 жыл бұрын

@@normalchannel2185 no like the portal isn't invincible when it's being linked, it takes roughly 6? sniper shots to destroy completely when not being repaired and jesus christ you can breathe on it with a Minigun or literally any heavy weapon, even the Fire beam for christ's sake, and it shatters

Intern: "What is that?" Blitz: "That's a laser." Me: Looks more like a laser *pointer.* 😀

They never seem to use their active abilities, which would make this exciting.

@ez_theta_z9317

2 жыл бұрын

they don't even pick commanders or use them in any way

@awesom1ser264

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure they know there are active abilities

@tiberius0716

Жыл бұрын

@@awesom1ser264 They used them before, so they know.

@mag51284

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty they either play like trash for content, or don't care about being good.

@obsidianfrost9514

Жыл бұрын

They play for fun it also seems they at times intentionally drag the games out

Could watch this for hours and hours, so entertaining

@ez_theta_z9317

2 жыл бұрын

if you want to see more forts, try Project Incursus Gaming or SynergyGamingTV, they both do a lot more forts and are far more competent

@hudson5796

2 жыл бұрын

@@ez_theta_z9317 yep they make blitz look like child play

@Unmustache1

2 жыл бұрын

@@ez_theta_z9317 have you ever wondered the fact that people like Blitz for his personality, rather then how good he is at games?

@ez_theta_z9317

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unmustache1 i do know that, i am just providing alternatives if they want to see more forts. maybe they will get into the game and enjoy it for themselves

@Unmustache1

2 жыл бұрын

@@ez_theta_z9317 understandable, yeah sorry about being a bit rude there

Fun Fact: The candy Blitz called salted liquorice is called "djungelvrål" in swedish which translates to "jungle roars" in english and Blitz is so very wrong here cause its delicous and ill never forgive Blitz for what he said about my beloved djungelvrål

@v1tekhorejsi798

Жыл бұрын

I thought he was talking about the finnish salmyiakki

@hanneseng-johnsson3251

Жыл бұрын

@@v1tekhorejsi798 salmiakki is very common in all of scandinavia but its not as salty as djungelvrål I love djungelvrål

@gardenthefermentingsound6218

Жыл бұрын

Salted Liquorice is the good stuff. I love it!

@calvinalbaugh6599

Жыл бұрын

nerd

@user-ou3zr5fj6r

Жыл бұрын

Hdjz

Intern also crushed you many times. Your entire boat imploded

Love how we can hear Intern, Makes it lovelier than before :) It was already lovely with the two of them, but it makes it better with them talking back and forth

Blitz makes a good point. Even a lot of Swedish people hate Swedish liquorice

@da_dog_lol8341

2 жыл бұрын

We finns love salty liquorice😋😋 we call it salmiakki

@bongus4108

2 жыл бұрын

Swedish fish?

@bongus4108

2 жыл бұрын

I like Swedish fish 😃

@Justthatguy1998

2 жыл бұрын

@@da_dog_lol8341 is there a food/candy that tastes similar to salted licorice, so I have a frame of reference besides mixing my licorice with salt

@NeroSonOfVergil101

2 жыл бұрын

Ick!

Saw the title and immediately knew that intern was going to take an unpaid leave.

@normalchannel2185

2 жыл бұрын

his work days are also unpaid

@Chillbirbo

2 жыл бұрын

That's the joke. He's an intern.

You can bind the weapons to hotkeys so you dont have to click on them to select them

Loving these Forts videos..u guys should try with different ships for each or ship vs base or something..cuz not knowing where the opponent's cores sounds alot of fun😁😁

Yes! More Forts! Love the vids Blitz!

Who else remembers when intern didnt talk

@Bur_Bur

2 жыл бұрын

Me

In an Alternate Timeline: *Intern splits your boat in 3 with howitzer and orbital lasers*

@farmingpotato3372

2 жыл бұрын

Blitz talking to another fan: (quickly turns head to face him) we don't talk about that (turns head back)

“You take the crown, I’ll take the candy” Interns got his priorities straight

Excuse me, salted licourice? A swede candy? Disgusting? 1. It is salmiakki 2. It is finnish 3. It is delicious. How could you, blitz, how could you?!

The main thing I've learned from this video: I'm not the only one who absolutely HATES this ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION of salty licorice candies.

Love the content, keep it up

Relentless assault. Brutal. This was both so bad yet so good as well, lmao.

I love these videos so much. I wish they'd go for half an hour before even firing a shot it would be so fun to watch it all go to hell.

Like the intro where you explain everything before going into the video, gives you a heads up about what the video is about (except the ad)

Maybe try putting energy thing higher on the ship? Love the forts content!!!

This is amazing!! I like it so much keep it up! You guys make me laugh so much. You guys deserve so many more subs and likes. All that agree say I

You should use control groups to group fire missiles

45 minutes well spent on making this recording. Well done, intern, on being fodder!!

blitz seems really damn good at this game

Would it be possible to load the front of your ship with portals linked to horizontal portals on your own deck, and then shoot an orbital laser on your own deck to create a super laser? Could be fun

@cyantasks7129

2 жыл бұрын

ooooh

@Maniac_MrMcGee

8 ай бұрын

Idk if it'd work but if it does then say goodbye to the opposing team

Blitz one of the best combos imo is firebeaming an area (to severely weaken it) and then using the plasma laser on the same area like as soon as the firebeam ends. That way the plasma laser cuts way further in! Edit: Also put a little background bracing in front of your doors so your opponent can't tell when they're open (so they can't snipe your weapons)

I basically just downloaded mech arena so that i can friend and play with blitz... Overpowered marketing strategies only found on Blitz's channel

Thank you for the good vids, forts is my favorite!👍

God I love this game. Keep playing this Blitz. I got a fever of 103° and this is the only thing gettIng me through

@ez_theta_z9317

2 жыл бұрын

try watching Project Incursus Gaming if you like forts or SynergyGamingTV both are far more competent

@Unmustache1

2 жыл бұрын

@@ez_theta_z9317 i have found you once more in this comment section, maybe just realize they like Blitz for being Blitz.

@ez_theta_z9317

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unmustache1 i do realize that some people like him for him, i am just providing other alternatives on the chance that they like forts and want to see more of the game

@Unmustache1

2 жыл бұрын

@@ez_theta_z9317 ye, apologies. I assumed that it was Blitz’s videos that got them through, not fort videos

blitz i played that game years ago an your right it is kind of fun but when i played there was a few people that cheated the game for money an gear there was a support thing for it an the support helped with it so over all for a phone game not only dose it look nice an play well you get the help you need if you need any

The magma beam is basically bullet magnet. You fire it and start shooting other weapons then all the other bullets will be drawn to it.

Poor Intern my boy Bliz have mercy on him XD

Blitz:idk where is your back reactor Me:maybe it’s in the back they are the same right

Love how near the end. It turned in a BB fighting an Escort Carrier

Alternative title: ''Destroying my friendship with 1000 nukes!''

2:18 As a swede, I took that personally.

Yeahh Earllyyy. Love Your videos blitz!

I’m surprised blitz doesn’t have more views

Naw, Blitz is a secret top-1 forts player, just he holds back

Swedish candy isn’t bad!?

This was mucho fun to watch. 😸

BLITZ has the Dumbs. He doesn't Salted Liquorish is Wounderful!

Keep going I ❤ it!

i cant believe that blitz is a former slave emancipated after the civil war

Where BLITZ with infinite everything VS Intern with infinite everything in FORTS at? 🤔

"Click to dismiss" Blitz: "No"

Bring RCE back and do a 2v2

this game looks awesome

Love it!! Awesome

"The turns have tabled" - Blitz.

Swedish people when hearing that blitz literally hate their candy: *Mods find his adress and ban him*

do a game where both of you have very reduced build speed and infinite materials

As a person from Sweden I love that they roasted licorice😂

blitz would be a horrible boss, destroying all these interns

Blitz: Everything is cool, when you play by the rules... WITH LASERS! Intern in his mind: Nothing is ever cool, when you play by Blitz's rules!!

Love it I watched the video two minutes after it came out

Blitz:everything is cool when you destroy intern by the rules!

Forts are so fun to watch

I love when something Goes boom boom

"The nuke Blew up it😠"💀

Yes, the duo

Dear blitz I have a genius idea you should build a wall of portals so that when intern shoots in it will go out towards him he will use his own weapons against him then you can use war missiles if he doesn’t shoot From will

Love the videos my dude

I played mech arena once for a few weeks, arachnos is indeed really fun to play, I recommend these laser snipers on both sides, you’re like 95% mvp every round

The wrong laser cannon that blitz place was actually a magnetic laser cannon. It attracts ammo types such as mortar ammo, 20 millimeter bullets, e.t.c

Good stuff

Sweadish candy is just ice balls

Blitz: I’m about to end this man’s whole career. *orbital laser*

Thanks to this video I finally did subscribe to Intern.

good video definetly watching more modded forts

i love ur vids all of them keep it up

This is the first time hearing interns voice

hey blitz couldent you improve your portal technology by adding opening metal doors to stop cheeky snipers. just thinking that could stop a lucky shot either that or if you want to be cheecky you could probably unpair the portals and pair them back up when your ready to shoot idk seems pretty cheap but it would save all the rebuilding time.

The turns are gonna table XD

I was just watching a video that was also sponsored by mech arena! Funniest part is it was from a completely different game and channel as well as being made 7 months ago.

@mysteryman1353

2 жыл бұрын

Huh?

10:38 watching p.m. just for you😊

YO! I love the title 🤣

you think with how much blitz has played this game youd thing he would have learned form his main mistakes like idk building upwards with doors lol

I love your videos

Love the new Update

Okay, I saw in forts there are hot keys, u can set 3 weapons on each key to fire. Aim, set weapons on the keys, and just press them fire.

Hehahaeh. This was funny and fun lol

Anyone miss when blitz used to bully Kevin r.i.p Kevin

How does the orbital laser work? Does it simply contact the coordinates to a satellite orbiting above the battlefield, or does it actually send charged electrons to the satellite with powers it up and the laser harnesses that power into a beam? Why wouldn't the satellite be able to visually find the coordinates, and why wouldn't it already be powered? These are the questions that need to be answered.

@burritocrazy

Жыл бұрын

‘visible confusion’

Love ur vids

I love your videos blitz!

@shayhsopwagqehghggtfyggty2635

2 жыл бұрын

I like your videos blitz!

I love forts plis make more

Blitz sounds like peter if blitz laugh like hehehe😂

So I looked at your mech arena squad. I suggest upgrading the rank on your panther. That way it can use things like longarms or a disc launcher.

Blitz please for the love of god, press pgup/pgdown when using a laser, you can calibrate it so it shows you where the projectile will land with bullet drop

2:20 Can I have that salted liquorice?!?!?

Could you make more forts videos cause I love forts

Intern got recked!!! This content is amazing!!!

Intern should have his own channel

@legogonkdroid1839

Жыл бұрын

He already does