New RT Doc; Impastable: A Chris Demarais story

@TubbyLumpedKins

4 жыл бұрын

Karaan Baeree Demarinara*

Few minutes in and Chris is just babbling about his pasta pass. I'm gonna love this

@teejandahalf

4 жыл бұрын

This is incredible. I feel like Green Shirt Guy.

@callanc3925

4 жыл бұрын

There should be a weekly segment where chris just stumbles through explaining something basic happening in his life

@maybeits1K

4 жыл бұрын

I still remember his swordfish lol

@StephenMckeighen

4 жыл бұрын

@@maybeits1K The last thing I would want to remember is Chris' Swordfish.

every single new person that is introduced on the podcast is either miles, or burnie, or a hybrid of the two. and that's it.

Really missed Burnie, stoked he's back

@werr3222werrr

4 жыл бұрын

THEODSTKING117 haha

@Brando501st

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@johnfronda8013

4 жыл бұрын

Budget Burnie is Best Burnie

@ikehonea3601

4 жыл бұрын

24:04

To quote/paraphrase Elyse Willems Nightmare before Christmas is a Halloween movie that gets you in the mood for Christmas and thanksgiving.

11:03 “I don’t know what I’m doing.” -Chris Demarais, 2019

Burnie sure looks weird today

@losangeles3562

4 жыл бұрын

Its low budget.

@Hevvvyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Earth 2 burnie

@DrBrovahkiin

4 жыл бұрын

Great Value Burnie

@chrismcbrayer4018

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's the hat!

@AaronCasey92

4 жыл бұрын

It's his last one so e's trying something different.

Chris is a company treasure.

@slayo710

4 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

Good bye Game Time with Burnie. Hello Pasta Time with Chris One on one convo over an Olive Garden dinner with Chris and a new person each week

@mantisxz

4 жыл бұрын

Eating Pasta with Creators.

Feeling really called out with this "you can't eat that much pasta" talk

I dozed off and woke up to the weird voices bit, I was so confused

Barbara says "it's so much grease" in response to Chris having unlimited pasta... No Barbara, it's Italy.

1:05:28 It was actually 600,000 travellers in total stranded abroad, the 150,000 figure was only the number of UK nationals.

My friends have a running gag where they have been sending the same penny back and forth on venmo for nearly a year

@derekdoolittle257

4 жыл бұрын

Send 2 pennies some day and challenge them to only send the right one back

That last half-hour of the podcast was the gang beginning to reach class consciousness

Barbs makeup makes her look like sage mode naruto

@MrSss1025

4 жыл бұрын

Chelo Macabre Art bruh lol

@RandomSapphire

4 жыл бұрын

She's the child of prophecy

@Hyavobi

4 жыл бұрын

XD I was thinking this.

I have said it once and I will say it again. The Nightmare Before Christmas is both a Halloween and Christmas movie.

48:10 Start of the fairy tale

@_l_-1

4 жыл бұрын

Stip thanks chief

You guys are looking at the catering menu calories... actual calories are actually more reasonable (still heavy).

Trevor and Barb should be Jim and Pam from The Office

There's too much bullying of Chris's Pasta Pass from the rest of the people on this podcast! It's a great idea! Go Chris!

Burnie has lost a lot of weight - i nearly didn't recognised him.

Gotta say I miss Gus saying "let me read this thing right here"

14:50 Barb summed up Calus-Bod pretty well

Chris is in the thumbnail. I'm sold.

This week brought to you by Gus and Barbara’s seemingly deliberate t-shirt/couch clashes

The chicken alfredo does NOT have 4500 calories. Wth. It has 1620 calories. Still not great, but it's better than 4500. lol I dunno where you got that number, but it's wrong.

Android has had swipe to text for years

@hennessee1994

4 жыл бұрын

Right? I was thinking that they already sound ancient lol. I love swipe texting

if gus had sat on the couch he’d just be a floating head

The lyrics in the song are “It’s a beautiful day in THIS neighborhood.”.

Chris is the shiny Pokemon of RT, you don't see him often, but when you do it's amazing 🤣

Oh Apple got swipe text now? Welcome to 2015, again.

@ToxicatedLum

4 жыл бұрын

They're working on this ground breaking technology of having two apps on your screen AT THE SAME TIME!!

@TaylorPie94

4 жыл бұрын

@@ToxicatedLum I was so confused when my supervisor told me that his iPhone X couldn't minimize YT videos so can I do something else. I was like, "But.... you have a $1k phone?? WHAT exactly does it do then?!!"

@Brando501st

4 жыл бұрын

1:02:30 It STILL feels so crazy when iPhone users are talking about "new" features like swipe to text when Android has had it for Years!

I freaking love Chris... and his friendship with Zach

My favorite time of the week podcast time

Andrew is a rooster teeth personality I know least about, and see the least..... he should be in more love stuff like this.

0:25 If Trevor did not call Barbara Pumpkin that day, I'll be very disappointed.

So happy to see this new episode of the know in the middle part

MTG ToE ad read was something I didn't realize I needed in my life. Animate this please!!!

The only regular replacement for Burnie that I would love is Chris tbh

@LittleCheebs

4 жыл бұрын

Chris is just Dumb Gavin.

@kitdarling

4 жыл бұрын

@@LittleCheebs he's got good stories c:

Chris just mentioning Zach Anner elevated the episode. Zach Anner should be the de-facto CEO of Rooster Teeth whenever he's not writing TV shows.

Since this whole Carson King thing has gone down, the Des Moines register had dug up a post from when he was 16 and ruined the deal. Carson King is an Iowan legend and literally the whole state is hating on the Des Moines register and Busch Light for their response to a sixteen year olds Facebook post.

Whelp, time to set up memorials for Chris and Zach... At least they'll always be considered family at Olive Garden for their sacrifice (And no, I don't mean OneyNG and PsychicPebbles)

@siefer117

4 жыл бұрын

The memorial started when they became lets players.

@TheSliderBy

4 жыл бұрын

RIP Sleepycast

I love Chris podcasts. They are comedy gold.

PODCAST TIME!!!!

4 seconds of singing is high key let's gooooo

For anyone that is here for the RTAA ad read its at 48:00

I really enjoyed this

This is how Chris achieves Callous Bod

My friend is a chef and makes great pumpkin soup when i visit, thus autumn is my fav season of the year.

1:02:30 It STILL feels so crazy when iPhone users are talking about "new" features like swipe to text when Android has had it for Years!

That new couch though!!!

Nick Mason (Drummer of Pink Floyd) bought a Ferrari brand new in the early 70s, it is now valued at 40 million dollars

Wait! They're not going to call out Chris on the way he pronounced "thesaurus"?!

@upbeatmj

4 жыл бұрын

That's how I say it

Barbara and Trever as each other for Halloween would be great

Chris is a gem!

I love Barb's eyeshadow so much.

I like how the ad read turned the podcast into an audio reading of an over-glorified story of the 3 Little Pigs out of the blue.

This podcast is the reason I invested in new headphones-

Its the first day of Fall? That means our favorite sport is starting back up, Tornado Dodging

As soon as he said Busch light, I knew the guy was from here in Iowa!

@Hevvvyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Busch light and lone star are pretty cheap but decent

@SaitamasFist

4 жыл бұрын

Then the Des Moines Register messed up everything... sadness

Chris is a national treasure

43:30 "the other day" Gus that was on the WoW Classic Stream, that was WEEKS ago.

@cheesecrew

4 жыл бұрын

As confusing as it is "The other day" is generally used to reference a day that can be an indeterminate amount of time ago.

I never thought I would see a MTG ad on a video from Rooster Teeth.

Pasta is the best!

That couch looks massive!

Gus could get a nasal pillow for his CPAP. Instead of going over the nose, there will be two holes for each nostril. This will be another visit to the CPAP supply company for a proper fitting.

I love swype text but I only had it on my non-iphones. It was really fast and easy for me to use with one hand, or if my phone was on the table and I didn't want to pick it up, and also just because I hate hitting the wrong keys. But mostly the first one.

I like andrew he fits in well. Also decent comedic timing

Nicholas from greek nike meaning "victory" and latin laus meaning "of the people"

I definitely don't believe the 4500 calories statement, I would bet more around 1500 per dinner pasta meal

@HappyFluegel

4 жыл бұрын

neat crow I looked it up and the chicken Alfredo is stated on the website of OG to have 1,620 cal.

@YKM

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I also didn’t.mt believe that. They do have a “served 4-6” area where calories went up that high. So either they got confused or lied for the funnies

@tleilaxu42

4 жыл бұрын

They were looking at the catered version.

Nightmare before christmas came out October 13th 1993 so I assume it was meant to be a holloween movie

Maybach, jesus christ what a throwback

This won't be the same without Burnie. Next week is his last as he's moving into a more behind the scenes creative role

@augdog4855

4 жыл бұрын

Burnie is leaving the podcast???

Omg this is one of the best beginning of this podcast. I can't stop laughing and smiling. Best first 12mins

I need weekly updates on their stats. What points they have etc.

Talking about Swype like old people. I've been using it for years

Brett: a person from Britain, Dysinger: a person from Deising Bavaria

There are 1480 calories in 1 serving of Olive Garden Chicken Alfredo.

I use Swype all the time, its so easy because you just generally have to get close to the letters you want, dont need to be precise and itll figure out what you mean. But also voice to text is much quicker and less focus than any of them.

Swype texting, whilst hot and miss, is handy for one handed typing

@spybloom

4 жыл бұрын

Case in point: "hot and miss"

I ALSO HAVE A PASTA PASS :D --> so far I've gone every day, gonna go every single day. Chris and I are pasta friends.

Samsung has had swipe texting for a long time. Another reason why Apple is out of touch.

8:30 in and I realized that wasn’t Burnie talking

I like how they got the Friends couch, mentioned it, and then never said how/why they got it

Put it in a Box.

BARBARA!!! Do Migel and Tulio from Road to Eldorado

@Philosopanda

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

Mine is Ludwig and it means Legendary War

The origin story of Pasta Pete.

I wonder how long it would have took to realise the couch was different if they didn't mention. I was kinda scared i didn't notice right away

They are reading the group calorie amounts for olive garden.

I like getting to see Andrew on the podcast. I enjoy him in content

My full name means "Revered one who hears the voice of God" Tough to beat that one :)

Nightmare before Christmas came out in October therefore it's an Oktoberfest movie

dang now I want McD's

Hay my birthday is on Friday also!!!! Happy birthday

Need more Andrew

The nightmare before Christmas is both, it’s for Halloween and Christmas because if I remember correct the movie starts on Halloween! ☺️

The pasta pass sounds like a great deal. I've never been to an olive garden so i don't know what their pasta is like though.

@hecatestehlik1298

4 жыл бұрын

It's bottom of the barrel pasta

@tleilaxu42

4 жыл бұрын

It's the worst. They don't even salt the water to boil the pasta in. The breadsticks are good though.

Finally Burnie is back

47:08 Gus: "No mama"